What mystery are we investigating today?

>>375792105
They mystery of the girl with a penis

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>>375792175
This is indeed a mystery of great importance.

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>>375792105
Why my wife left me

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>>375793002
Your use of Pepe images saved from imgur may have contributed to it.

>>375793002
Not much to investigate here.

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Why I didn't blow my brains out last night.

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>>375792105
Silver Blaze is missing and we have to find out what happened. I expected that the horse's trainer would have been implicated and the matter solved, yet so far things remain unclear.

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>>375795196
You have something to live for, even if it may seem petty or minor. Games you still want to play, places you still want to go, things you still want to do. I'm not saying that sudoku is the best option, but I've also been (and to some extent continue to be) in that situation and I decided that if you're going to do it, make sure you can do it with no regrets. If you're going to die anyway, why not do everything you can before then?

>>375792105
What happened to Nyaa

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>>375795379
Unfortunately I have a bad feeling about the situation.

>>375795834
The EU is a shit.

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>>375796219
And the exploitable for this one.

>>375796290

can just add a ton (you)'s to the bubbles

I complained about when the series hit the 3ds it felt like they were hamming up the anime and moe tropes, now I realized it's sort of always been like that. How did I never see this before?

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>>375796270
>N.ga

>>375795196
Don't worry senpai, I'm omw to a jump right now and that should make up for it

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As always, I'm trying to explain to /a/ about the Umineko tier narrative twist in Boku no Hero Academia where several scenes are unquestionably narrated by Ochako Uraraka such as this scene - where the narrator mentions 11 injured people, but one - Ochako - is excluded.

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ACCEPT MY POST GODDAMMIT
>>375796378
I'm assuming that was a request, so here (You) go.

>>375796473
You weren't as familiar the tropes then, perhaps.

>>375796784
Did you make sure to do everything you wanted to do first? Also killing yourself by jumping is one of the worse ways to do it. Not the worst, but not the best either. There's also a chance that you won't die on impact and that some good Samaritan will find you and you'll be trapped as a cripple for the rest of your life or have brain damage.

>>375797489
I'll have a few moments to say what I wanted to before I do it. Speaking to old friends and asking them how they're doing and whatnot. I've read up about jumping and the best thing I can see that I should do is go in headfirst and take great care to not hit any snags on the way down, make it a clean one basically

>>375792576
kek

>>375797046
Oh god it's you, get the fuck out of here

>>375797046
Haven't touched BnHA at all.

>>375797774
Backlog's empty? Had a tasty last meal? Is there a particular reason you want to do this?

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>>375797845
It's gonna happen. You can't stop it. Give into despair while you still can.

>>375798142
Nigga, that shit has as big of a chance of happening as me winning the lottery.
This is beyond Red Herring territory, it's plain impossible.
Horikoshi barely delves into her character and there is no reason in narrative for whatever your autismcanon says to become true, for every piece of "evidence" you present, there are five others saying otherwise.
And most of all, it's stupid for a myriad of reasons.

>>375798087
Backlog is massive, but I don't mind too much. I plan on having a meal at the Town before I do it.

>>375798312
>Horikoshi barely delves into her character and there is no reason in narrative for whatever your autismcanon says to become true, for every piece of "evidence" you present, there are five others saying otherwise.

Ancient Aliens Anon

Ancient. Aliens.

>>375798609
Please keep your autism in check, it's not fun anymore.

>>375792175
>>375793002
>>375795196

I don't like mystery time with /v/.

>>375798704
Poirot didn't like having all those murders happen before he fucking died, but he solved those mysteries like a motherfucker.

>>375798769
His mysteries were dashing and adventurous, though. While these ones fill me with despair and confusion.

>>375798861
>Not finding the mystery of a girl with a penis dashing and adventurous

Sherlock Holmes would spit on you, you uncultured troglodyte.

>>375792105
I thought he is a lawyer, not fucking Scooby-Doo

>>375792105
The mystery of the druids

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>>375799182
I see you've never played an Ace Attorney game.

>>375799235
Questionable at best game design, memeworthy boxart, really no clue what else I could add.

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Bored, made this.

>>375800232
It's shit. Kill yourself.

>>375800232
I like it.

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>>375800232
Would probably help if the OP was included for context.

Anyway I have to go to bed and sleep like a respectable human bean. I'm entrusting the thread to your guys' capable hands. Here's a mystery for you to chew on, if you dare.

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>>375800232

>>375801361
Saved