>Nintendo Switch will fai-

thfully let you down

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>>375790107
First post best post.
Just stop the thread here.

what is a good estimate on the switch gets a smash (new or sm4sh)? that will probably push me over the edge to get one

>>375790345
eventually

>>375790345
Fall 2018

>>375789856
Do you have a life? You spam this shit all day long. LOL. It must be sad to be a Nintendo shill.

>>375790345
If it's not a port of sm4sh, it ain't coming for two more years at a minimum.

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>>375789856
Heyo, OP, I know /v/ hates polygon but you realize that article was about the WiiU version, as the article was written in 2014?

>>375790345
>wanting smash 4 to get ported
They better fix that godawful netcode.

The Switch failed.

>top ten greatest anime betrayals.jpg

>>375790627
i dont own a wii u and i assume many other people like me never did, so a port can be a quick way to sell more units, then smash 5 can come out in 2-4 years afterwards

>>375790615
who gives a shit bye

>>375790615
DELETE THIS

>>375789856
>nintendo 3ds
they can't even get the console right

>>375789856
Way to conveniently crop out the dates that indicate these articles were written three years apart from one another

>>375789856
Well, both articles are right.

Mario Kart 8 ended up being one of the worst selling Mario kart games in the series.

Meanwhile, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is selling insanely well.

>>375791113
Who cares if they were written 3 years apart?

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>>375789856
>when everyone on /v/ constantly makes fun of you for having faith in an objectively shitty product by literal tech standards so you spend all day visiting new websites looking for a positive spin on the switch and then you find an article and then repost it 10 times in a row cause that will really show those pretendo sony-niggers

It's not hard to imagine how crying wojak on /v/ is like the mascot for Nintendo.

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POST THE CHART

>>375791208
What else are Switch owners going to buy after finding out Zelda sucks?

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>>375791326

>>375791447
Zelda didn't suck tho it was pretty good after clocking in 200 hours.

>>375791232
I suppose one is on an old console and the other is on a new one

>>375791542
If you clocked in anything near that amount, you are the ultimate Nintendo fanboy and probably have complete shit taste in videogames.

>>375790345

Early Fall of this year.

>>375791542
It hasn't even been 200 hours since it was released dude.

>>375791638
>If you clocked in anything near that amount, you are the ultimate Nintendo fanboy
What the fuck not even him but do you even play video games? Literally most of the games I own are clocked in at that amount.

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>>375791248
Don't blame him. This is what the average Nintendo shill look like.

>>375791789
>Literally most of the games I own are clocked in at that amount.
Autism and zero social skills. Its okay to be a slow retard, honestly, you dont need to hide it.

>>375791843
>>375791638
Normie fag please leave

I'm perfectly able to admit I was wrong but I still see absolutely no reason why the switch is doing well.

>>375791927
do you play one game until you sucked the life out of it or what

>>375791862
>>375791984
Source on this bitch?

>>375791959
I haven't bought the Switch yet, but I plan to. The year one lineup of ARMS, Splatoon 2, Zelda BotW and Odyssey has me salivating. Particularly Splatoon. Being able to play it on a handheld sounds amazing.

>>375791984
Sorce?

>>375791984
>>375791862
wtf source

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>>375790615

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>>375789856
Take Nintendo's 2 in. dick out of your mouth and finish the sentence

>>375790345
If they release virtual console on Switch I'm sold

>>375791927
Stop biting the low quality bait

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>>375789856
I can't wait till paid rolls in this fall

http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/1256175-mario-kart-8-deluxes-frustrating-multiplayer-suggests-nintendo-isnt-ready-sell-paid-online-service

>>375794081
Maybe it will never come.

>>375791862
>>375791984
source please

>>375794081

Bronson is so fat that large pizza looks like a small. Loved hearing people rage at him for the ancient aliens show

>>375794081
I can never listen to him the same way again after bragging about getting his ass ate smfh

>>375793182
The silence is deafening

>>375794337
Rip

>>375795192
Well stop putting your ear up to your bass speaker stupid

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>tfw bought a Wii U at $300
>tfw only picked up 7 games for it
>tfw only games I loved was MK8 and DKC:TF and didn't feel much about any of the others
>tfw Nintendo fucks me around and gives me shit for games
>tfw it dies out earlier than I hoped
>tfw haven't played Wii U in a very long time
>tfw my most regretted video game purchase ever
>tfw so insulted by Nintendo that I resolve to never buy another Nintendo console
>tfw Switch comes out and IDGAF
>tfw not going to be a sucker this time
>tfw new games are selling very well
>tfw new games are highly praised
>tfw hype is spreading
>tfw new games look kind of fun
>tfw games I'm interested in are coming soon
>tfw Switch is getting more 3rd party support
>tfw Switch will likely have a longer lifespan and more impressive library than Wii U
>tfw thinking about buying a Switch

Somebody please lift this fanboy curse off of me.

>>375796119
It's not a fanboy curse if it's reality. Also, I'm pretty sure 7 games is like an average library for a console, generally speaking.

>>375796119
lmao if its a good system with games you want then buy it.
Thats why I dont buy Sony right now when I had a PS3.

>>375790107
>>375790176
Sad.

>>375796485
>Also, I'm pretty sure 7 games is like an average library
Actually it's 4-6.

>>375791447
mario kart 8. you know, the one they already played, unlocked everything for, bought the dlc, and got bored of.

>>375796780
>Most people buy a $500 console and spend less than half the amount on games for their systems
Jesus fucking christ

>>375797368
For comparison
>PSP - 3.7 games per console
>Vita - 4.3 games per console
>3DS - 4.5 games per console
>GBA - 4.6 games per console
>DS - 5.4 games per console

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>reading polygon
>defending nintendo's practice of recycling old games and producing nothing of value
i dont know which is worse

>>375795192
i don't get it MK8 didn't end up being the worst selling mario kart game despite being released on nintendo's worst selling console, and it actually was the best selling game for the wii u

>>375798021
Good games sell well.

>>375796119

7 games isn't that bad for a console really.

I had about that on the N64 as a kid. Had a whole bunch more on the PS2, but mainly because of how ridiculously easy it was to steal them. Only had about 3 games on GC and about the same on PS3, including the new P5.

>>375796119
Just kill yourself you falseflagging retard.

>>375797506

That seems low for the 3DS, just looking at myself

>Awakening
>Dark Moon
>A Link to the Past
>Persona Q
>Fates, all 3 versions
>Stella Glow
>Pokemon Y
>Kid Icarus

And I still wanna get the SMT and Devil Summoner series, plus a bunch more. It's a pretty solid console.

>>375793182
>Double Dash
JUST

>>375798063
then why hasn't there been a f zero game in 14 years?

>>375798246
>what is average

>>375798315
Nobody likes F-Zero.

>>375790615
It doesn't matter, they're talking about Mario Kart 8 as a whole

>new nintendo console releases with literally one game (as always)
>2 months later they finally release a second game
>"wow, record sales"

>>375798451
Explain why Knack bombed then?

>>375798246
I have like 60 DS games and 50 3DS ones, of course hardcore videogame fans are going to be outliers. Already have 9 games on the Switch too.

>>375789856

It's not going to outsell the Pii U and that was a failure. The Wii was an anomaly..

Has anyone found any good replacement parts for the joycons yet? I fucked up and put a wrist strap wrong on my left joycon and the click in mechanism broke, now if I push it will slide out. I'd rather just take it apart and replace the clicky bit if I can but I can't find any parts anywhere yet.

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But they weren't wrong.

Mario Kart 8 on Wii U was the worst selling console iteration.

>>375798246
Many families buy multiple handhelds for multiple kids, the games are shared. Also flashcarts. Also a bunch of people only buy Pokemon or Monster Hunter.

>>375794418
Why you always all on my back?
Why you gotta do me like that?

>>375799410
But it wasn.t. you litteral mongoloid

>>375799410
Retard

see>>375793182

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>>375799410
Stop posting my waifu without my permission.

>>375790696
>sensiblechuckle.gif

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>>375789856
>second only actual game on the switch which is a fucking rehash
>selling good
No shit its selling good you think the BOW fags haven't got bored or tired of BOW already? no matter how good it is no gamer can keep you entertain for over 2 months of constantly playing it, now they are forced to buy this shit just to have something else to play on the piece of shit tablet

>>375798657
Knack sold over a million copies though and so did Infamous SS and Killzone Shadow Fall

>>375800146
>forced to buy this shit
Didn't realize people had a knife to their throats when they were buying it

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Is it really selling well? Me and a coworker were just talking today about how surprised we were nobody seemed to be picking it up. We have like, 30 copies in the cases and plenty in back.

Honestly, it seems like while the system sells very well, nobody buys any games. It's like everyone just got Breath of the Wild and then just stuck with that.

>>375800436
Yes, it's selling like hotcakes. currently at a faster rate than BOTW.

I completely expect Ninty to start porting other big Wii U games over to the Switch do to the success of MK8.

>>375800146
Why are you so mad at a gaming console?
Is this autism?

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Should I pull the trigger on the switch?

I have to spend my autismbux tho. Or wait till a new version out. There is always a new version with Nintendo.

>>375802557
>Nintendo
>Home consoles
>New version
?