Why does she sit like that?

>>375789261
to hide her prolapsed anus

Slav

>>375789261
she has a touch of the 'tism

You're not in /a/.

>>375789261
read too much death note

>>375789261
I used to do that when I was a neet. I guess it stretches you butt muscles which you kinda need after sitting in a chair so long.

>>375789261
She's just using the superior toilet stance everywhere, nothing wrong with that.

It only looks "good" when girls sit like that. Or a teenage girl, I should mention, as opposed to a 26 year old manchild.

>>375789261
Maybe her butt hurts.

maybe she's gonna shit on the couch

or futon or whatever it is

>>375789776
from what?

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>>375789612

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>>375789776
>Maybe her stomach hurts
fixed

>>375789796
stop this

because she's a personality-less trope thus she's defined by action and visuals.

>>375789875
From sitting like that

>>375789261
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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>>375789261
>hacker
>plays MMOs
>squats

Wataba was SLAVd

Is there any downside to doing a harem?

>>375789927
It's a shitty /a/ meme.

>>375789994
okay i figured it out: she just got done taking a shit, and she learned how to wipe her ass by watching the dog drag itself across the carpet

that's what she's doing in this scene. looks much better in motion, don't know why OP didn't post a webm

b/c her butthole/butt hurts. She spends her day sitting in front of a computer, rarely moving for extended periods, and consumes non-stop curry. Her asshole probably looks like a mushroom patch from the outrageous hemorrhoids.

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>>375790058
>blushes furiously while trying to convince you it wasn't her
stop doing this to my dick
>>375790115
pic related
>>375790198
I hate you so fucking much, goddamn

>>375790115
I'm pretty sure you lose access to all the items you would get from new game plus for those characters.

>>375789994
>Ray
I almost had a heart attack. Nice to see another Ray, though.

>>375790115
Nope. There is zero plenty.

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>>375789657
This game bloody loves Death Note.

she's autistic. that's the only answer

>>375790871
that's probably your screencap, I saved this maybe one or two weeks ago

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>>375789261

>>375789261
Deduct skills +40%

When she sits her feet don't touch the floor.
She obviously has a complex over that.

Who else did waifu for NG and is doing a harem for NG+?

why do I feel bad for cheating on a fictional character?

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>>375791101
its not his its mine

>>375791920
Waifu and Waifu+. Might branch out if I decide to go a third time.

>>375789261
She's a slav redhead

>>375791920
If you want the V Day gift you can't do harem

>>375789261
To reference L from death note

>>375792230
Is that goatse in the background?

As an assburger manlet, I can confirm that that is more comfy than you'd think.

>>375792924
Remember when Morgana goatsed the thieves as Futaba's palace was collapsing? I know that was supposed to be a stressful scene but I couldn't help giggling through it

Sitting like that leaves a red line across your stomach

>>375791920
Going full harem for NG+
First playthrough was full waifu with Takemi, friendzoning all others.

>>375789261
its actually more natural and better for your posture and body in general.

it looks stupid as fuck though.

>>375789261
Maybe her butt hurts

>>375790989
I just got to this part of the game.

I didn't understand the switch. How exactly did they have both MC and a fake (?) at the interrogation room at the same time? It sounded like so much bullshit.

>>375795504
Because it's Akechi's cognition of the MC

>>375795504
Real MC is in the real world
Fake MC and Akechi are in the Metaverse

>>375790535
No you don't

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>>375795492

A lot of girls sit like that. Never seen a girl op?

>>375795927
It a meme you dip

>>375795492
>it looks stupid as fuck though.
idi nahui suka

>>375795732
>>375795805
So somehow showing Akechi his phone triggered him into going into Metaverse? A "fake" MC just happens to wait there and act independently to the real one in our plane?

Fuck, I should've called it quits and not get into this part at 3 AM.

>>375796112
Talk to Futaba. She explains the whole thing.

>>375795732
I thought it was Sae's, not Akechi's

>>375796112
Fubata simulated a button press on the metaverse app after planting her hack on his phone. When Sae shows Goro the phone, she activates the app which puts him in the metaverse.

The Joker that was killed was Sae's cognition; according to her cognition, Joker should be sitting in the interrogation room, which was exactly the case.

>>375796451
Oh right, I think it was Sae's

>>375789875
I'm sorry, I don't have the pic on me, pretend it's there.

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>>375796584

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>>375790115

Nothing. You can still pick which girl you want to go on a date with on Christmas Eve and Valentine's too and you still get their Valentine's gift. The girls you don't pick just show up to beat your ass but even then Sojiro bails you out and they act like nothing happened when you're going around and saying good bye to them. You still get their items for maxing their confidant to use on NG+. Only thing that happens is you'll maybe feel bad for hurting the feelings of fictional video game girls for like a minute or two.

>>375790535
>>375792358

This is false. Who even started this shitty rumor?

>>375796629
Thank you.

>>375796480
>The Joker that was killed was Sae's cognition; according to her cognition, Joker should be sitting in the interrogation room, which was exactly the case.

Okay, so they were still in Sae's Palace and appearantly you can kill these subconscious fake people like no ones' business with no repercussions? I feel like they should've emphasized this more.

But didn't the police also clean the body away? Or did they just forget about it? Shouldn't the subconscious fake body just disappear or some shit?

What did you guys name your phantom thieves group?

>>375797009
>you can kill these subconscious fake people like no ones' business with no repercussions?
Yes, this was established in previous dungeons. Cognitive beings can be killed without any damage as long as its not the ruler of the palace that dies. The walking ATM's in Kaneshiro's palace were all representations of people and there were plenty of them dead, but it didnt affect the people they were representations of.

>But didn't the police also clean the body away? Or did they just forget about it?
The only 'guard' that was in there with Akechi was also a cognitive being that disappeared when he died. The real guard outside the door that Sae talked to never went inside to check and ran off when Sae convinced him too.

And the missing body was explained later. The coroner was bribed and just put out a death certificate without checking the body. They only realize there is no body after something else happens in the story.

And yes the cognitive being bodies disappeared. Or to be more precise they never existed in the real world.

>>375797128
Masquerade

>>375789261
Asian people in general sometimes sit like that.
What I don't understand is how can they sit like that when they are fucking weak. I mean asian females are weak as fuck, but they can sit like that quite easily.

>>375797128
Rise Fan Club

>>375797128
Diamond Dogs

>>375789491
How lewd. Did she get her hemorrhoid ridden prolapsed anus from her poor diet?

>>375797128
The Phantoms

>>375789875
From her prolapsed hemorrhoids

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What sort of date would you take Futaba on?

>>375797749
one where I fall over face first into her ass

>>375797128
Burgah Boys

>>375797332
>The walking ATM's in Kaneshiro's palace were all representations of people and there were plenty of them dead, but it didnt affect the people they were representations of.
Huh. Yeah, okay. Maybe they should've actually shown one getting killed or something to further drive in the point. After Kamoshi's case no one ever really did anything to the subconscious people that I can remember of.

>The coroner was bribed and just put out a death certificate without checking the body.
Yeah, well, I thought Akechi was the only one to ever see the body to begin with

Thanks for explaining it.

>>375797749
Akihabara

>>375790115
No. There's a comical scene after valentines day where all your slighted lovers come and beat you up but I wouldn't call that a downside. It's probably the funniest moment in the game.

>>375789261
That's how Japanese people sit and shit. Mostly yankees do it in public especially when they smoke. It's pretty difficult to do though for people who aren't use to it.

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>>375797987
W-w-what would you do if BURGAH BOY?

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>>375798192
>but I wouldn't call that a downside

>>375797749
>Hey Futaba I got this new game for you to try
>You play as a wizard at Hogwarts
>The goal is to "train" Hermoine

And basically take it from there

>>375797128
Kaito Kids

>>375798863
Don't yankees spread their legs apart as well?

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She is embarassed that her feets dont reach the ground when she sits.

>>375798192

>sojiro says he had to come up with a bunch of lies to calm them down and cover for you
>that means if you were dating futaba he even lied to her even though you broke her heart

Sojiro is the real MVP.

>>375799386
Sae should have called child protective services

>>375799167
yeah, most do.

>>375797128
Was gonna go with "Men in Tights" but ran out of room.
Went with Red Dicks.

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>all these faggots going on about hemorrhoids
what the fuck is wrong with you people, how does curry give you anything other than spicy butthole
I gave her the motherfucking Inferno Curry on the first date, I'm ready for her to burn my face off

>>375797749
eat premium cup of noodles and some soda in my room
and watch a movie, maybe play games and use tghe internet
probably do some Ketamine
cus were fucking NEETS

>>375801303
>eat soda
fucking what

>>375801372
*and drink
happy?

>>375797128
Shujin Boys

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I'm in December currently. Can I do Shido's palace without there being a timeskip?

>>375802184
Yes.

There won't be a timeskip until Christmas.

Any reason why I should date Futaba instead of Ann? Haven't done her social link but I'm not seeing the benefits to dating an autistic girl with mental and hygienic problems instead of a good-looking, well-adapted model.

>>375789261
She's a bird. Koo koo, motherfucker.

>>375802323
Because Ann's a lesbian while Futaba's concentrated adorable who needs you in her life, and tears apart NPC dorks to boot.

>>375797128
xXSENPAIXx

>>375797009
>>375798039
>appearantly you can kill these subconscious fake people like no ones' business with no repercussions? I feel like they should've emphasized this more.
They brought it up multiple times before going to Sae's palace, with the ATM like the other anon said and the last time they brought it up was literally part of Haru's awakening in the Space Station when they kill her dad's cognition of Haru's fiance.

Joker-kun, denwa

>>375802576
>they kill her dad's cognition of Haru's fiance.
Oh yeah, guess I forgot all about that shit. Kind of grim now that you think about it.

They could've been killing and robbing the shit out of everyone in the Bank and the Casino if they wanted to.

>>375802278
Awesome.
I'm still going to kill myself cause of all of my failed planning. I don't know why I thought there would be a timeskip. I think it was that one thing Morgana says to you before you start the mission.
Oh well, time to make up for all that wasted time.

>>375802323
Because Ann is boring as shit and Futaba is fun ?

>>375797128
Shamans

>>375802915
I don't really think so. Again, I haven't actually done Futaba's story, but Ann shows depth and an ability to do stuff herself, while Futaba is just a conglomeration of mental problems. I'm obviously going to complete Futaba's story no matter what, but I'm not seeing any convincing argument why I should date Futaba instead.

>>375797749
Open-mic night at a dive bar.

>>375803060
Just do her story, and see how you feel towards the end of it.

>>375803180
I guess, I suppose I just want some sort of idea ahead of time because I have Ann at rank 8 and would prefer to not put her off if I have nothing else to do.

>>375803261
Better to do that than wind up liking her a lot, but having to reject her because you already locked in with Ann.

Of course you could be the sort who doesn't really care about that, but if you were I feel like you'd just be doing a harem run and wouldn't be hesitating at all, so I presume not.

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>>375789261
>Wondering why worst girl does anything
Who fucking knows

>>375797486
It's actually really easy when you have like no body fat and a baseline of stabilizer muscles that even a NEET would have.

I lost a bunch of weight to the point of borderline underweight and didn't work out at all besides standing up for retail I guess. One day realized while squatting to fill the safe that I could do it literally FOREVER. I did it more and more as time passed, and found it left me super mobile and focused.

The only problem I see with the position is a society thing, I'm not sure why the position is reviled. I suggest anyone with low body fat and and no fucks try it out, hopefully out of the public eye so you don't look like a weeb thug.

>>375803784
Yeah I don't want to cheat. But I just read a quick summary of the sort of character she is and have confirmed I will probably have absolutely no interest. Really is just a bundle of mental problems with no other defining traits besides liking video games. At this point I'm genuinely confused why people would like the character. It's not compelling writing and it sure isn't an appealing person with which to spend time.

>>375804131
Reading a summary and actually playing through the interactions can be very different things.

>>375789261
She's a nervous nelly. Being on your feet means always being engaged and being able to run at the drop of a hat

>>375804184
Well if you'd like I'd be willing to listen to why she's actually well-written and enjoyable to be around. As long as you don't go too specific with the overall story I'd be okay. Otherwise I think I've made up my mind.

>>375801303
In order to wiafu her you need to max her confidant. Maxing her confidant turns her into a nonNEET. So really, it's just you.

>>375789261
its one of those autistic anime cliches

>>375804395
Well, to try my best, I suppose that it's because her early stages evoke something of a protective instinct. And as her story progresses you see her wanting to improve and break out of her shell, coinciding with her dependency on you shifting towards admiration and then affection, with her becoming ever increasingly adorable and likable all the while. That's the best way I could put it I suppose; I'm not very good with such things.

Also at one point she wrecks Mishima and I loved it and wanted to give her all the headpats. He's a nice guy and all, but... it was just hilarious.

>>375804816
Okay thanks, I think I can see why others might like her. However, I have my own reasons for liking Ann and I think they will still win out.

I definitely don't think Ann is as cute, but I feel her character is more admirable. She takes on the risk of leading on Kamoshida to help her friend, then does everything possible to push him away to take advantage of his lust while not giving herself away. While she has the capacity to be very hard on people, which I admire because she's not a doormat, she also can be more submissive and tender. Her plotline with modeling and having the advantage due to pure looks instead of developing her social skills was also something I could relate to, and I felt proud when she learned on her own instead of having to help so much like it seems you would do with Futaba. Last is just ancillary things like physical appearance, being in the same class as you, both her and you having sort of outcast backgrounds that don't involve mental illness, a preference for modeling over computer programming, etc. She is definitely a sort of girl I would date in real life.

>>375805364
Well, that's fair then. Whatever works for you anon.

>>375805774
I'm just glad someone can talk sincerely about the good parts of the character instead of mindless waifuposting. Maybe I will do Futaba another time. She is probably a close second, not many girls I liked in this game.

>>375805870
Funny thing being Futaba's what I'd call a "Close second" for myself too.

I went from liking Ann, to Futaba, and finally to Makoto.

It's weird, because I really hated Makoto when she was first introduced, but then she slowly started to grow on me once you see she's not being an annoying nosy bitch all the time and actually makes sharp and rational decisions.

>>375789875
Plidonial cyst.

Make sure you get up and a few minutes time from time. Don't go through it.

>>375797128
Lockpickers

>>375797128
Super cucks

>>375806570
Everyone's different in how they come to appreciate girls. Plenty of people seem to despise Makoto for much the same reasons you like her, and then such doesn't really have much to do at all with why I like her personally.