>american level >get shot

reddit frog lol

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>>375773772
>America Boss
>It's lunatic time!

>Bait level
>Get 100 (You)s

>european level
>get run over by truck
>then get shot

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>Liberal level
>Homophobia still exists

>>375773772
>make an american friend online
>"don't play csgo tomorrow"

>>375773772
>UK level in GTA
>have knife in hand
>instant 5 star wanted level

>>375773963
let's do this

>>375774049
you forgot the shitskins raping your corpse

>>375773772
>American level
>everything is in Spanish
>All white female npc's are accompanied with Black male npcs
>Have to tip the tutorial npc with my foreskin
>Get shot immediately after
>Have to pay $599,999 hospital bill, plus tip, in order to keep on playing
>After leaving get arrested and beaten by cops
>Get shot again
>Everyone around me starts clapping and screaming "Good jerb!"

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>Sweden level
>watch copyrighted material
>instant 5 stars
>>375773963
here

>australian level
>go outside
>killed by emu
>go inside
>killed by snek
>go in river
>killed by shark
>go to the ocean
>killed by jellyfish

>Japanese level
>get molested on a train
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>375773772
>American Country Simulator
>Sean murray chosen as the developer

>>375773772
>European level
>don't have any guns to shoot back with

>sweden level
>your wife gets raped and stoned to death by refugees
>dialogue choices are:
>call her a racist - speechcraft +1
>mourn her death - reputation -1

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>>375773772
>British level
>Get mollywhopped by a pommy
>get arrested for not letting him rodger in a rumpy pumpy in my bed partners bottom baps

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>conservative level
>ironically vote for oompa loompa for leader
>he leads you into war

>france level
>get beaten to death with a baguette
>hon hon hon

>mexican level
>get decapitated

>north korea level
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>President election game
>Choose an orange retard who leads you into war

>africa level
>get 100+ diseases that have been eradicated from the rest of the world
>bring them back to home country
>cry "corruption" when you get quarantined

>>375774172
Not really fair, I remember seeing a video where a native american guy got shot to death by the police because he was whittling a wooden figure with a knife in his hand

>indian level
>shit is everywhere

>>375774876
>president election game
>choices are
>immediate war outside the country with no prep time
>or
>delayed war with prep time, but civil war will also erupt
>why can't i uninstall

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>european level
>timed refugee rescue event
>never satisfied with score

>yuropoor level
>Get pickpocket
>Get raped
>Get hit by shrapnel
>Get shot
>Get gassed
>Get blown up
>Get run over by a truck

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>Los Angeles level
>either avoid getting shot/stabbed or outrunning the nuke

>Miami Beach level
>trap music starts playing
>blacks in dunks
>woman shaking their ass
>weed and coke weed and coke shouted to me from every passerby
>$4500 to park

>>375774876
>>375774724
Samefag

>>375775148
who is this cunt

>>375773772
>american level
>trannies, lgbt, fags, feminist, animal fuckers, furries, otherkins, trump

>>375776393
you didn't even make a joke

at least try

>canadian level
>dog dick sucking minigame: Pass with an A ranking
>shitposting minigame: pass with an A ranking

>forest fire minigame: fail to finish it and just go home