Resident Evil 7

Even in a horror game will waifufags find a way to shit post.

>>375768340
>Japs make beautiful wome-

Am I just bad at the game or is the first Mia fight on Madhouse difficulty unreasonably hard? I had to use all my ammo then still had to hatchet her to death, and she can kill you in like 2 hits.

>>375768946
you're bad at the game

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>>375768994

Oh ok.

>>375768340
I picked the wife because that's the only thing that makes sense, the guy went through all that trouble just to save her, why the fuck would he change his idea when he finally could

>>375769123
Because she lied to him and probably cheated on him.

>>375768946
shoot at the head only and conserve ammo ( for the duration of the whole game, not only on her) and run to the the other side of the room when she gets too close, dont let her hit you once

>>375769232

I'm halfway through Madhouse now and ammo hasn't been an issue and haven't had any other problems. Just something about that fight kicks my ass.

>>375769159
he didn't know that or didn't care, he wouldn't go through all that trouble

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>>375768340
Why would I bother picking the girl who will just die 5 minutes later anyway, while simultaneously sentencing my actual qt patootie wife to death?

>>375769315
you're getting spoiled posting in this thread

>>375769439
see >>375769159 you cuck.

>>375768340
I'm having ptsd flashes of her hair, the game looks good, the character models look great, why is the hair so shit

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evil little girl xD

If it wasn't already the end of the game it'd be worth dropping just for this tired meme

>>375769614
she didn't cheat on him, she just had a secret job

>>375769779
I agree completely.dont even spoiler it
The game ends terribly. It's a little evil girl that's the grandma blah blah blah

>>375768340
No, because it was obvious Mia was the good end. And at least Zoe's fate is left more ambiguous than if you choose her.

>>375768479
They do, when they're not trying to imitate Western developers.

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>>375768340
>can't pick the crazy loli over the two haggard uggos

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>>375769614
They both had secrets from each other, from the sounds of it. Ethan was likely working for Umbrella, was he not? And Mia certainly went out of her way to rescue him, so it would seem like she genuinely cared about him.

>>375769796
>had to play house with a male employee being the father
Stay in denial.

>>375770113
the 3 year old loli that looks like she's 100?

>>375770113

You mean the 80 year old?

>>375770252
It's all but confirmed Ethan worked for Umbrella and Mia worked for Tentsu.

Ethan didn't go to the house to save Mia, he was sent by Umbrella to steal Tentsu's BOW shit.

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>>375770403
He seemed to care for her as well. Trying to catch her after axing her in the neck, and all.

>>375770403
>>375770252
ethan did not work for umbrella and he went to the house with the sole purpose of finding her

>>375770663

Right, Umbrella just showed up at the end to save him by complete chance.

I wish they would have had an actual spooky swamp section of the game. It would have been much better than the ship or caves.

>>375770663
i always thought that the guy he was talking to at the beginning was an umbrella coworker and he's the one who got them to send a chopper

>>375771427
That's my thinking. Ethan assumed some Tentsu shit was up and so he wanted to go in and handle it quietly if he could but told his buddy something like "If you don't here from me in 24 hours send the cavalry".

>>375770580
Should have taken her damn head off.

>>375770113
this desu

>>375768340
You mean neither, right?
All the characters in that game were shit.

>>375772312

>Talking shit about Clancy

Go fuck yourself.

>>375772312
I thought luca was a decent character, he was already fucking insane even before the little girl appeared, and although he was infected, she couldnt mind control him, but he managed to convince her she was in control

he may be a important character in the next RE

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>>375772312
Hold still for a second son.

>knew the game was memeshit as soon as I started playing
>forced myself to finish game and was disappointed as fuck
>watched that "Everything Wrong with Resident Evil 7" video
>all those stupid plot holes that I completely missed while playing

Game was pure shit and I don't know why it got so popular.
Even RE5 and 6 were better, not even joking.

>>375773264

You didn't notice the plot holes because they weren't there.

>>375773264
>I had a jaded misconception of the game before I even started playing
Well there's your problem.

>>375768479
Reminder that the man who did the character design/modeling is the SAME FUCKING PERSON who did the same job for both Haunting Ground and RE5.

>>375773689

You're a shitty city.

>>375773389
Here ya go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6GAwM83J2k

Just to point two massive ones
>Ethan never uses the phone to call the police even though Zoe calls him all the fucking time
>Mia spent 3 years infected by the fungus and somehow able to control herself. Meanwhile Jack and his family turns into fucking monsters are soon as they get infected
>Zoe somehow doesnt change at all
>Zoe somehow knows how to make a serum for the infection even though theres no way she would know how

And the list goes on.
Deny as much as you want but the game will still be shit.

>>375773419
>Well there's your problem.
>cant read when I said "as soon as I started playing"

There is yours.

>>375773264
You really force yourself to hate something, don't you anon? Must feel horrible to be you. Are you trying to please your anonymous community? Why did you even force yourself to finish it if you werent liking it?

>>375774032

>Phone is on a closed loop within the house
>Evaline's imprinting protocol prevents her from fully controlling Mia
>See above
>Learned it from Mia

Please try again.

>>375774096
No.
I'm actually like a lot of games that I know are shit.
RE7 is just one of those that are so bad it's impossible to ignore unless you have no standards.

>>375768479
Jap magic can only go so far when they are making white women. See also that brit dyke in Binary Domain

>>375774032
>>Ethan never uses the phone to call the police even though Zoe calls him all the fucking time
The phone didn't work, Zoe and Ethan could use it because they're both infected

>Mia spent 3 years infected by the fungus and somehow able to control herself. Meanwhile Jack and his family turns into fucking monsters are soon as they get infected
Mia was not infected for 3 years, she was infected on the boat soon before the gamily found her. Eveline failed to mind control a few people infected with her fungus, like Zoe and Lucas, and that answers the third one too

>Zoe somehow knows how to make a serum for the infection even though theres no way she would know how
She's a smart girl who went to school

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Mia is best girl that did nothing wrong

>Alan was the one that fuck up handling eveline.
>The game shows over and over that Mia loved
Ethan...only cuckfags will think she was cheating.

With the whole blue umbrella = good guys,its Nice to know Ethan and Mia are back in Texas fucking like rabbits for the next there years.

>>375774232
Next time try and go play the game without being influenced by others opinions/reviews before and after the game.

You finished it, you didn't hate the game at all

>>375768340
I couldn't pick evie so no

>>375774604
Not him, but neck yourself.

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>>375774935
>samefaging when gets toldassaurus wrecked

>>375774935
ok man, whenever a new game comes out I'll be sure to browse /v/ for 2 days and read every single shit those idiots have to say about the game before trying it and judging it for myself, I'm sure it will be a good experience

>>375774519

She did literally everything wrong.

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I frankly thought RE7 is the best game I've played so far this year.
I loved every minute of it.
After playing it I have high hopes for RE2 Remake and RE8.
Now we just gotta hope they save Dead Rising

>>375774406
But anon, they design all their people to look white because they're ashamed of their rat like features.

>>375769914
>T-theyre imitating westerners!
Best non argument I've ever heard from a weeb. Japs have always been shit at character designs, and they're made even worse when they stray away from the fake anime aesthetics.

Some of the story was based off western movies which is why it was the best to date though.

Do you think Jack had weird mold sex with Zoe? Like ripping off body parts and weird insertions and shit?

Asking for a friend.

>>375777694
Nah jack was a loyal husband and a good father...Lucas tough have lots of fun with Zoe

>>375777694
Not likely. Sexual appetite didn't seem to be present in any form in any of the family

>>375768340
how can people find these "girls" attractive when they have no tits?

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>>375768479
They are based on real women though, and not the most beautiful one. I mean, how can you choose a fish girl for your new character when you had Julia Voth for Jill in RE from Rebirth to 5 ?

>>375778802
>not loving delicious flat chest


You are gay or something?

>>375773689
Sheva was incredible though

>itt weeb pride march

>>375770403
>>375770252
Whoa Ethan worked for Umbrella? this is the first I'm hearing of this. What's the evidence supporting this? Just that it's suspicious that Umbrella shows up right at the end?

>>375780224
A theory that already got debunked in a Jap guidebook

Ethan is no more than a sistem engineer that never did sports in his college days

>be a huge nerd
>still scores a qt like Mia

Not fair...

This game isn't a real Resident Evil because there's no attractive women.

>>375780857

Link to said book?

>>375780886
Not translated yet...but Ethan info and the book source can be found in the trívia section of resident Evil.net

Cant post the link for some reason...

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>>375780884
>Mia
>Not cute


Top pleb

>>375769123
They didn't do enough to make you like the other choice. You never bond with her so you have no reason to choose her over your wife.

And you don't really know what your wife did until you reach the boat, at which point your decision is already made.

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>>375768340
>he didn't take the secret route and just give Jack the serum and escape with him

plebs all of you.

>>375769779
totally agree. It's insane how much RE7 started sucking ass pretty much the SECOND it stopped being about the Bakers. After you board the ship the whole game just becomes one big letdown.

>>375783007
> I saw a meme once, it was cool and now Im' shitposting about it.

I wish I was 14 yo again, just like you

>>375783007
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH YES ANON I SAW THAT COMIC TOO IT WAS FUNNNEEEEEEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU MONGOLOID TEEN GET OUT OF MY BOARD

>>375783136
Its even funny that these kids just forget that you already give one serum to jack...and killed hin

Mix gunpowder with ammo to get enhanced ammo without having to use the red chemicals.

>>375783418
shhhh anon..the comic...it's funny

Daily reminder

http://www.strawpoll.me/12872335/r

>>375769439
>>375768340
>>375770252

Can anon say no to a girl that's penetrated them with a Chainsaw?

>>375783527
daily reminder of what ? explain yourself fucking faggot

>>375783718
Daily reminder that RE7 haters are just a loud minority obviously.

>>375783861
>300 people are the majority
Anon, I know /v/ is filled with autists and that your fatehr REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY loved his sister the day you were made, but you don't have to make it so obvious, ok ?

>>375783673
Not with that smile>>375781974

Seriously i am curious if she starts fucking the body after killing hin haha...it would be soo weird if she starts crying mid fucking realizing she killed his beloved husband haha...soo weird...

>>375768340
>illusion of choice

shit game design breh

>>375783941
It's pretty ironic how you're the one acting like a turbo autist to begin with.

>>375784127
All I got from that smile was
>>375781974
"Has senpai noticed me uguu :3c ?"

>>375768340
Blows my mind to think anyone would pick Zoe at all.

>>375784219
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER BIG FAT NIGGER DICKS

>>375783941
>300 people

And critics...and the general public...seriously 300 people from /v/ liking a game is indeed impressive

>>375770767
Because they were looking for the evil ghost loli bitch stupid

>>375769159
>cheated
She's clearly an agent and I doubt you'd risk your neck for low income. She also refuses to kill you. That bitch loved your autistic ass.

REVII threads are the fucking worst. You faggots are cancer.

>>375784338
/v/ like the game only because it was pirated. Shitskins can only like games they can play, and /v/ is filled with them

>>375783861
Daily reminder you`re a shameless shill

The game is trash so accept it and deal with it

>>375784374
>even possesed she asks for you to leave her
>she saves you in the boat AND looks herself to protect you
>she crying in regret for hurting you in the flashback in the giesta house

Mia is top tier waifu...its kinda surprising how /v/ didnt get it...how a autist like Ethan get soo lucky?

>>375784490
You can Pirate Andromeda or DA2 and you dont see /v/ liking then


Bad excuse

>>375785121
>liking then

shitskin confirmed

>>375785230
And? that dont change my point.

whos aunt rhody

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>>375785412
Well it certainly doesn't makes you whiter.

>>375785419

in the DLC

>>375785475
Well knowing whites are a diyng race these days that is a good thing

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>>375785649
oh nuuuu the white race is dying oh nuuuuu

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>>375768479

Fuck those overrated slant eyed cucks. British are the best.

Madhouse is just frustrating.

>Molded take like 6 headshots even from the ALBERT
>Jack continuously gets back up during the house part
>even more shit to carry around

This isn't the most fun.

>>375768340
No.
>tfw you can't save Margarite

>>375786026
You're doing something wrong, molded shouldn't take more than 2 headshotes from the Albert to be killed, the four legged ones can be killed with a single headshot, the only problem is the fat ones, fuck those two in the barn.

>>375785761

Hey i dindu noffing! its not me that keep posting blacked threads over all 4chan and bitching about WE WUZ KANGS and shiet

>>375784473
All RE threads are horrible. If it's not daily copypasted posts and reaction images talking about nothing it's waifufaggotry and fanart.

>>375786336
>>375784491
>>375784473


>being that butthurt of peole enoing and discussing games


top kek

>>375786491
I like RE7, just pointing out the threads are generally shit. Not just RE7 threads.

>>375786491
>enoing

HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUE

You're in the abandoned house when Daddy comes up behind and welcomes you to the family son

What do?

>>375783136
>>375783350
>>375783517
>>375783418
Die you degenerate waifufags.
Just fucking die.

>>375786541
lack of new stuff to talk is really annoying i agree...but hey RE7 makes people interested for RE again so its gonna happen anyway.

>>375768340
I picked Mia because I had the game spoiled for me and knew that would net me the good ending. If it wasn't spoiled for me, I probably would've still picked Mia because she's the whole reason the MC is here in the first place.

Only a retard would choose anybody over your wife...

>>375786672

oh you got me! not surprising since /vint/
but its soo easy to trigger you fags that i am just her for hues...soo keep coming!

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>>375779026
omg real life Jill is even more beautiful than I imagined.

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>>375787014
>damage control

>>375786951
Well guess what /v/ have lots of?
Zoefags BTFO!

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>>375787067
>Still butthurt