Now, where could my pipe be?

I ate those food

>>375767205

Shut up, Nermal.

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haha

It must be my birthday, because now I get to kill all of you!

>>375767939
Nande desu ka bayo

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SWITCH GAME

>>375769041
YES please!

>>375767308
Source?

>>375767308
LOL

>>375769041
id play that all of the day bro

>>375767353
Nermal who?

>>375769041
I don't really care for racing. What about other game?

>>375769041
OTHER GAME

>>375767157
>>375767604

thanks doc

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>it's a "jon drinks dog semen" strip
How did jon mistake semen for coffee? Why was semen in a coffee cup?

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>it's a "jon sexually assaults liz" strip
How did jim get away with this?

>>375771681
No way this one is real.

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What did they mean by this?

>>375771763
>no way fag

>>375771934
Jon Arbuckle, 2

>>375769041
YOU'RE SUCH A BAD KITTY THAT'S IT THAT DOES IT I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU THAT IS THE LAST STRAW GARFLELF

>>375772121
HA John Arbuckle, 0

>>375771681
is that a cameltoe on the nurse?

I main Jon Arbuckle

>>375767157
garfield's 3d side profile is disturbing

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>>375772121
Hahahaha!

John Arbuckle, 0.

>>375771878
https://garfield.com/comic/1990/05/30

knock knock

>>375772261
Jesus Christ, LasagnaCat is still unmatched after all these years. Shit like don't touch me im scared cant compare.

Jason get out

>>375772394
https://garfield.com/comic/1978/07/27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

Who's there?

>>375772575
Why did I have to enter in an age to view that strip?

>>375772616
I forget where the Randy parts are.

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you guys are so fucking gay
>hey see that joke there?
>yeah!
>let's RUN IT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND

>>375772394
What the fuck. The joke has to be that the nurse is fucking with Jon for acting so smug.

>>375772236
your virginity is showing

>>375772801
jim davis wants to data mine you

>>375772861
did he die?

>>375772994
yes

>>375772861
the joke is that the original joke was never funny and that it's ridiculous that it was ever popular

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what did he mean by this?

>>375773021
>>375772994
no he didn't. on his instagram he says he got a large scrape on his back but that's it.
asshole

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>>375772801
>Oldest date you can select is 1908
>You must select a date after 1917

>>375773107
it wasn't popular you fucking idiot

>>375771681
Why would there be a open cup of dog semen lying around.

>>375773163
>a cat will do

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>>375773117
no fucking way that's real

>>375773228
>garfield wasn't popular

>>375773163
lole

>>375773117
Why isnt Baron wearing pants?

>>375773117
Does...does Baron have 2 penii?

>>375773274
it's really drawn by justin roiland

>>375773228
>it was never popular
Guess that explains a 38 year run time in newspapers everywhere. Fucking retard.

>>375773117
BRAVO JIM DAVIS

>>375773326
it makes VR more immersive

>>375773268
A cat is fine too

>>375773163
Now where could his pipe be?

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>>375773228
>it wasn't popular
this is so autistic it hurts

>>375773369
That guy can fuck off. Bullshit self-aware pseudointellectual shows are just as bad as trite shit like Family Guy.

>>375773465
>it's real
https://garfield.com/comic/1978/07/28

>>375767157
Going by Barrymore's theorem that each panel of 7/27 represents a stage of mentality, I believe this strip represents the afterlife. Jon has the ability to receive all his desires (the pipe in this case), similar to common depictions of heaven. However, he realizes that the pipe is unclean and has been tainted by the devil figure, Garfield. Having been purified by his rebirth, he then leaves the devil be and presumably focuses on less indulgent activities than smoking a pipe.

>>375773465
I still don't understand this one

>>375773465
I don't get it

>>375773465
What did Jim Davis mean by this?

>>375773619
>>375773641
Why would jon want to smoke a pipe that's been in his cat's mouth?

>>375773619
>>375773641
The pipe was in a fucking cat's mouth and that's gross, the heck is so difficult to understand about that.

>>375773495
justin roiland sang the song in the miami vice lasagna cat

>>375773641
>wanting to use a pipe that's been in an animal's mouth
you're disgusting tbqh

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I remember playing pic related when I was younger. Not that bad, the tree level was pretty cool. The final boss kept kicking my ass though, as I couldn't dodge any of the stuff coming out of the refrigerator.

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>>375773678
>>375773705

>thinking Jim Davis would create a panel that simpleminded, especially given that it is the sequel to the Pipe Strip

>>375773349
Huh? You only got one penii?

>>375773619
>>375773641
The pipe was in Garfield's mouth so he doesn't want it anymore.

>>375773258
She's Canadian.

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>>375773465
>Jon stares directly at the reader, breaking the forth wall, this is symbolized by the removal of the border around the third panel.

>>375773705
>>375773678
>oh no, my cancer delivery device has cat spit on it

>>375773163
>>375771763
>>375771681
Who the fuck made these?

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>>375773991
Jim Davis

>>375773991
They're all real

>>375773946
>smoking causes cancer

lmao

you fell for the jews lies

>>375773386
>38 year run in newspapers
>A daytime cartoon show
>Multiple movies

nope garfelf was never popular at any point

>>375774327
there's a difference between popularity and market saturation and garfield is the latter

>>375767157
STUFFIN

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>>375773641
THECATHASYOURPIPE

All of this Garfield talk is bring back my memories of being an avid Garfield collector as a kid. I had so much Garfield merch including comic books, anniversary books, videos games, plushies, phone, coffee warmer, lamp, blanket and sheets, etc. Too bad some of that shit is broken, worn out, or torn.

>>375771681
It's so confusing. There's so much interpretation. Maybe the joke is as crude as it seems. Maybe the nurse is playing a sly joke since Jon was acting like an oaf in the first panel. Perhaps it's a testament to the polluted human mind of the modern era, and the joke is that Jon truly did drink coffee and the nurse's news was factual, not a joke. Jon's twisted demeanour in the third panel reflects the vexed emotions and thoughts of the sullied reader, their thoughts corrupted by current era humor and lifestyles. Then there is the sweet, innocent Garfield, unaware of all that is occuring around him. Perhaps he represents the truly innocent reader. He is genuinely shocked by the news! Shaken from his aloof gaze into the distance, the information that puppies are on the way shakes his pure and simple soul down to the core. We see Garfield as the last expression changed and the last deliverer of dialogue on the rightmost side of the panel, as one has to venture through the confusing maelstrom of potential double-entendre and dirty jokes that may or may not be all quite there. Only the truly innocent or ignorant are able to read the entire strip without perverse thoughts, the elite cadre able to appreciate Garfield's predicament. It is here that we see Garfield is the embodiment of a peaceful mindset, free of the influence of a tarnished society. He is the paragon of virtue.

>>375774753
Same here. I had a really awesome mug shaped as Garfield's head, but the handle broke. I misplaced my copy of the Garfield GBA came as well. I still have my Garfield body pillow at least.

>>375774203
Even the one where he literally dicks the cat?

>>375774327
Do you not understand sarcasm or am I not speaking plainly enough?

I want to fuck Nermal.

>>375769940
https://nhentai.net/g/121832/

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>>375767308
WE NEED MORE CUTE SHOTAS HOOKING UP WITH TITTIE MONSTERS IN VIDEO GAMES!

>>375767308
sauce

>>375774925
I had one where his tail was the handle, shit broke after a year. I had the sega genesis game, a couple of the gba games, a couple of the DS games, and a bunch of plushies including a huge garfield plush.

>>375774914
>He is the paragon of virtue
Can someone explain to me why Jim Davis doesn't keep Garfield's role consistent? In this strip he is, as what you said, "the paragon of virtue," but in the pipe strip he is the antagonist, the evildoer.

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>>375775395
>Villain is a good guy in the sequel

>>375773117
It can't be homer saturday already.

>>375775395
defining protagonist and antagonist is like defining good or evil, subjective and ultimately impossible.

Can someone tell me why garfield memes have reached a new resurgence recently? The fucking pipe strip is the big meme right now.

Give me a quick rundown on this "the cat has your pipe" meme

>>375775693
lasagnacat comes back.

>>375775395
Classic and modern garfield are two different characters.

>>375772994
He missed but the water was filled with nerve gas

>>375775395
Cats are chaotic neutral, man. They have no underlying agenda, they just do as they please, when they please. it makes them very versatile in their roles in life.

>>375775728
I can give you a rundown but it won't be quick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

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>>375775172

>>375775946
wow! this really made me think!

>>375775850
This whole thing up to now would be really cute and endearing if it weren't drawn so poorly

>>375775693

we are on an era where we can finally look back and tell the truth because the internet forgives

Garfield sucks
Jim David sucks

But he doesnt care because hes sitting on a golden throne of gorillion dollars and theres so much shit licensed about Gardfield is hard to prove to normal people how much it sucks.

>these gay ass eeveelutions calling a blanket a kotatsu

Someone please explain the end of Sex Survey Results to me, as in, the last 6/7 minutes. I don't get it.

>>375772526
Slow down now, don't choke on their cock too hard.

>>375776036
In all honesty I don't think anyone thinks garfield is good, even adults. Davis fucking hates it but it makes him a fuck ton of money.

>>375776040
Jon gives up his corporeal life and is reincarnated as some polish teenager's baby

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Ah, yes, video games.

See the thing for me is that not only is this epic its beyond the epicness we're used to. Sure, the memes are the point. But this? THIS IS MY NEW RELIGION. And I can't wait to play the video games based on it.

>>375776308
this

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>garfield memery is becoming popular because people can now see how bad it is
>this in turn makes garfield itself more and just keeps growing the engine
Do you people ever stop to think about the consequences of your actions?

>>375776381
that

>>375776040
https://youtu.be/8DZfYAGdzPI?t=17m6s

>>375776778
how did I just realize this was porn

>>375776778

THAT POKEMON IS TOUCHING THE OTHER POKEMON'S PUSSY

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>>375776460

come on anon, no one gives a shit about Garfield anymore in a serious way

>>375776908
oh fuck yeah

>>375776908
this is not okay

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>>375777068
>milk in a tube
waht?

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>>375776892
>They actually tricked Bill Murray into doing the voice.

>>375776252
kek

>>375777068
Does this make me a furry?

>>375777145
canadian heresy

>>375777202
no but asking if you're a furry does

>>375777150
money is money, and he kinda fit the role better than the guy doing the voice for the garfield television series

>>375777150
I thought he only did the one.

>>375771763
Thanks, doc.

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>>375775852
Is this the longest shitpost in history

Is he, dare I say it /ourguy/?

>>375773991
ANDREW DOBSON

>>375773865
kek

>>375773865
See with your eyes, not with your mouth.

who got >>375777777 ?

>>375772801
smoking

>>375771763
was it rape?

>>375777321
he literally confused the no-name director with an actually talented director

he was memed into signing a contract

>>375778141
Back to funnyjunk, faggot.

>>375767157
I bought that game

>>375769041
ALL OF THE DAY BRO

>>375774075
congratulations on your cat comic

>>375775852
>mfw 28:00 actually kind of inspired me

Reminder Bill Murray only did the Garfield movie because he saw it was written by Joel Cohen and got confused with Joel Coen

>>375775693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

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>>375778525
>Coen Brothers Garfield movie never ever

>I don’t think so. I had a hilarious experience with Garfield. I only read a few pages of it, and I kind of wanted to do a cartoon movie, because I had looked at the screenplay and it said “Joel Cohen” on it.

>And I wasn’t thinking clearly, but it was spelled Cohen, not Coen.

>I love the Coen brothers movies. I think that Joel Coen is a wonderful comedic mind.

>So I didn’t really bother to finish the script, I thought “he’s great, I’ll do it.” So then it was months before i got around to actually doing it, and I remember i had to go to a screening room in somewhere, and watch the movie and start working. And because they had had trouble contacting me, they asked my friend Bobby to help corral the whole situation together. So Bobby was there, and you know when you’re looping a movie you’re rerecording to a picture?

>So this was an odd movie because the live footage had been shot, but the cat was still this grey blob onscreen. So I start working with this script and I’m supposed to start re-recording and thinking “I can do a funnier line than that” so I would start changing the dialogue that was written for the cat. Which kind of works, it sort of generally works, but then you realise the cat’s over here in a corner sitting on a counter, and I’m trying to think how I can make it make sense. So the other characters are already speaking these lines, and so I’m going “did he really say THAT?” and you’re kind of in this endgame of “how do I chess piece myself out of this one?”

>So I worked like that with this grey blob and these lines that were already written, trying to unpaint myself out of a corner. I think I worked 6 or 7 hours for one reel? No, 8 hours. And that was for 10 minutes. And we managed to change and affect a great deal.

>The next day I came into work and the producer gave me a set of golf clubs, and I thought “that was kind of extreme, especially since I can’t go play.” And the second reel was even HARDER because the complications of the first 10 minutes were triangulated. It was really hard to write my way out of that one. And there were all these people on the other side of the recording studio, and at the end of the reel I was SOAKED In perspiration. I had drunk as much coffee as any columbian ever drank, and I said “you better just show me the rest of the movie.” And they showed me the rest of the movie, and there was just this long, 2 minute silence.

>And I probably cursed a little, and I said “I can fix this, but I can’t fix this today. Or this week. Who wrote this stuff?”

>And it appeared that one of the people behind the screen was the misspelled Joel Cohen. And I said “how could you have THAT scene take place before this scene? This can’t possibly happen? Who edited this thing?”

>And another person behind the glass was the editor of the film. He quit the film that week to go work on another job, so that began a long process of working on the film. I worked the rest of the week on it, and I said “Bobby it is still nowhere near done. But I can’t fix it all, we have to try to do this again.”

>It was sort of like Fantastic Mr Fox without the joy or the fun. We did it twice in California, and once in Italy when I was working on the life Aquatic, we were working on an INSANE place in Italy, with a woman who was a voice from above interrupting everything, I cursed again, and she left to take another job, and that was just the first once.

>And we managed to fix it, sort of. It was a big financial success. And I said “just promise me, you’ll never do that again.” That you’ll never shoot the footage without telling me.

>And they proceeded to do it again. And the next time, they had been shooting for 5 weeks. And I cursed again. I said “I just asked for one little thing, letting me know.” and that one was EVEN HARDER. The second one was beyond rescue, there were too many crazy people involved with it. And I thought I fixed the movie, but the insane director who had formerly done some Spongebob, he would leave me and say “I gotta go, I have a meeting” and he was going to the studio where someone was telling him what it should be, countermanding what I was doing.

>They made a movie after that second miscarriage, that went directly to video. So they sort of shot themselves in the foot, the kidneys, the liver and the pancreas on the second one. If you had a finer mind working on them? The girl, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, she was sweet. In the second movie they dressed her like a homeless person. You knew it wasn’t gonna go well.

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>>375779035
>And I wasn’t thinking clearly, but it was spelled Cohen, not Coen.
>I love the Coen brothers movies. I think that Joel Coen is a wonderful comedic mind.
>So I didn’t really bother to finish the script, I thought “he’s great, I’ll do it"

>>375778525
>getting into the studio and realizing all the footage had already been shot and that your lines are all bad so you go ''ok, I'll try to fix it''
>take 8 hours to ''fix'' the first 10 minutes of the film
>they hand the second reel, which was even more stressful and harder to make sense because now the plot was going, finally blow up and say ''just show me the entire movie''
>sit on the screening room where they screen the dreadful stinking mess that was Garfield the Movie, How could Joel Coen direct this garbage? turns out it's actually some other guy and you've been tricked
>you already signed for a sequel, which was even worse
No wonder Bill Murray's cranky, people dragged him into the worst shit ever

>>375773619
What is it that made Joh Arbuckle stop in the second to third panel? Some say he realized the pipe would be dirtied, it was in a cat mouth's after all. Jon might simply have changed his mind about smoking the pipe. Perhaps he thought about the pipe out of habit but then realized he wasn't really in the mood for smoking. Did he start to consider health research? That's another possibility. But if that is so, then why now and why does he let Garfield keep the pipe?
We don't know. For all we know, Jon could've re-evaluated his whole life in these two panels. Why is he worrying about a pipe? What does the pipe mean to him? He might have suffered an existential crisis. As the readers, we are spectators. We can only speculate on what Jon thought of. Is there even a "right" answer to this? Or are our guesses equally valid? This is a drawing, after all; "Je ne suis pas une pipe."
Jim Davis chose to refrain from adding a thought balloon. We cannot know about Jon Arbuckle's thoughts. He might have done so on purpose, so as to reference the old question--where does meaning come from? Who assigns the meaning of a cartoon strip?

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He was a pretty cool guy today.

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>>375779401
> people dragged him into the worst shit ever
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Sony-Might-Sue-Bill-Murray-Playing-Ball-Ghostbusters-68651.html

>>375779673
>when you want to push your shitty agenda so bad you'll sue an old man for now wanting to partake in your disaster of a film and be right there on Ground Zero when it bombs

The Garfield movie isn't bad, it's just really fucking boring and unfunny, it's obviously fabricated by a studio, and I doubt Bill Murray helped it in anyway, other than the fact that he's always amusing to hear

>>375780265
Look at this fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTV4FUlcIwQ

>>375780421

i hate movies