This is Tifa. It's her birthday today! Say something nice to her.

>>375765684

I'll break her limit if you know what I mean

>>375765684
You must be in europe lol
Also, a classic picture, a reminder of the time i could get off with just implied nudity

>My birthday is the same day as Tifa's

Huh.

ban template thread faggots

>>375765684

Holy fuck, that picture is ancient; jacked off a lot to that.

>>375765684
>May 3th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOFaAStAeA

>>375765684
but it's may 2nd, anon
>tfw my psycho female roommate has her birthday on the same day as Tifa
having to deal with her is suffering but at least i get to smell her dirty panties when she is out of the house

>I share a birthday with Tifa
My parents knew what they were about
>>375766174
Happy birthday m8
>>375766867
Happy birthday psycho roomm8

>>375766867
Just fuck the crazy out of her dude.

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Navel > Tits > Ass

Debate me

>>375767513
i've thought about it long and hard but i dunno, she scares me
she's also like ten years older than me which might make things kinda weird
although i have to admit, summer is coming up and i kinda like playing vidya on the back porch so i can watch her tend the garden in the skimpy clothes she wears

>>375767782
Nigga shes askin for the D. You aughta just bend her ass over in the kitchen and go at it

>>375767447
Thanks lad, happy birthday to you too
though over here it's still may 2nd

>>375766867
Happy birthday to your psycho room mate
you should give her the D and please be in london

For her her birthday I'm going to drag her behind a dumpster, pull up her skirt and fuck her.

>>375767782

>ten years older

even better

>>375767782
>crazy
>10 years older
>wears skimpy clothes while gardening

dude, can you even begin to understand how hard and good she must fuck?

just surrender your dick to her and let her do the work, i guarantee you, you'll be touching heaven with your hands

>>375767860
>>375768549
>tfw she starts dating some guy and she comes to me in private after i see them hanging out and tells me that she doesn't like him and that they're just friends

shit, i'm so dumb

>>375768862
good luck! Wear a condom

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I'll give her the best birthday gift she could receive: my seed

>>375768862
give her the mating press dude

i disagree with >>375768926 she's clearly aching for impregnation

her bioclock is ticking, that's why she's so crazy, you need to put a baby inside her ASAP

>>375769214
>How to get herpes by random anon

>>375768926
>>375769214
kek
well, strike while the iron is hot right?
tfw impregnation fetish

>>375769819
>tfw impregnation fetish

same
the idea of calming down a 30 year old lady's bioclock by fertilizing her womb makes me hard as fuck

>>375765684
Old as fuck picture, I saw it for the first time when I was 13.

>>375765684
>tfw 6 years older than tifa
>too old to be her by without it being seen as weird
JUST

>>375770035
So a few days ago?

>>375770145
>26
>too old to date 20
In what plane of existence is this true?

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>>375770197

>>375767752
navel surrounded by lots of fat > fat ass => fat tits > flat tits > flat belly > flat belly

>>375770197
This is cyberbullying.

>>375769067
>not a picture of Squall
Missed opportunity. Anyway, I'll probably start a new run after midnight in her honor.

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>>375770197

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>>375770197

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>>375770197

put me in the plebbit screencap

>>375765684
Christ, if the loads I blew to that inseminated a woman that kid would be legal by now

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i still cant imagine the internet when they reveal ff7 remake tifa
unless her rack is massive and still in the original outfit, the drama will last for months

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>>375770980
>SJWs will give it more attention

>>375765684
That brings back some early fapping memories. These combined with the Sailor Jupiter set were great

>>375767752
Navel>>>>>>>>Ass>Tits


>>375770335
You're a sick man, and probably a fan of Jello-Yuffie (hot scene, but some of the body jiggling was just bizarre).

>>375771661
>Jello-Yuffie
what might this be

>>375765684
post her feet

>>375765684
I always supported you over Aeris, Tifa. Even though as I get older I have a lot more appreciation for Aeris than I used to, I never thought she was a better match for Cloud than Tifa.

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>>375770197
Put half my post in the cap

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>>375772069
Osioki Movie, or something. It's pretty nice, but her body jiggles a little too much and looks just a bit too squishy for Yuffie.

>>375772854
Only Tifa should have a trembling tubby tummy

>>375772854

is that the one that ends with her pulling materia out of her ass?

>>375765684
christ, I didn't know it was the year 2000

>>375772928
Yes

>>375765684
I want paizuri from her.

What if Tifa was real?

>>375770980
greatest video ever created
if i ever need to fap but also have less then 5 minutes i break this out and just speednut

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>>375771241
He still arts, but his art style has changed a bit over the years.

>>375773279
I'd constantly mating press her 24/7 until she's pregnant with twins