I sure do love going from 1st to last due to rng item selection :)

I sure do love being a crybaby

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That's why you want to generally hold off and drive slow, only trying to take the lead at the last moment.

>>375755751
i sure do love being a soft af switch owner

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>>375755595
>wtf mario kart is bullshit

>>375755595
Yeah, I'm sure you like playing Mario Kart. So do we.

>>375755898
It's a fucking casual game you are supposed to play with your friends/family/significant others for a few minutes. It's better if everyone has a chance to win in this environment, it gets boring when the same guy wins over and over again.

I used to believe that until I played on the /v/eekands. The good players are always first, you could see the level difference, didnt matter if I had the best items, the same guys always finished on the first places.

>>375755595
Get fucking good
How about that

>person in first is so far ahead they can't be hit by anything except the rare blue shell

REEEEEEEEE

>>375756362
Don't forget the lightening bolts.

>>375755595
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/welcome-to-mario-kart/

Swap the OP image with literally any other mario kart and it stays the same.

You knew what you were getting into

>>375756880
What if OP has been making this thread since 2004 and Double Dash?

>>375757074
Then he's retarded for continuing to play them if he doesn't enjoy RNG

>>375757121
Maybe their entire life is Kafkaesque; made of suffering for no real reason.

>>375756880
Nah. You could dodge a blue shell consistently in Mario Kart DS.


You could dodge them midair in Double Dash if you had an item like a banana or shell

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>>375755595
I get why you'd be annoyed over that but it's whatever to me now, it's not like it's Mario Kart Wii where it happened every race.

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>>375755880
Holy shit...

>>375757582
OP never once explicitly said blue shells

>>375758048
If it wasn't a blue shell that made you drop from 1st you were going to lose anyway

A lightning off a jump MAYBE but you get teleported back to stage really fast in this new series