MARIO X RABBIDS RPG IS REAL

APOLOGIZE.

Literally no proof in the article

>>375746002
holy...shit...

actually thinking this tranny is sane and not pulling random shit out of their ass for a few seconds of internet fame.

The game that nobody asked for

The game that nobody wants

The gimmicky meme characters that haven't been relevant in 10+ years

The gimmicky meme characters that nobody over the age of 10 has ever actually liked

The gimmicky meme characters that killed Rayman when Ubisoft is in the middle of trying to ressurect him

The company that spent the entirety of the Wii U's life shitting on Nintendo and fucking them over during the early days

How fucking stupid are the people at Kotaku for even publishing this?
How fucking stupid are the readers at Kotaku for even believing this?

How fucking stupid would you have to be to look at the Mario render from Super Mario Run badly photoshopped onto a picture of four Rabbids with JPEG artifcating out the ass and say "yup, this is legit"?

"Sources"

My ass

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>>375746676
This is the proof that Kotaku recieved from their "source" by the way.

This image was enough to trick somebody at Kotaku

What a fucking disgrace, this is why video game journalism can never be taken seriously

>>375746818
Actually they say it's a photoshop in the article. It's made by kotaku.

The article says they were asked not to post the image. Sure that isn't a mock up for the header?

>>375746902
Protip chief, that disclaimer wasn't there when the article first went up :)

>>375746002
>Wall of text proves something is real
Does this mean 4chan is filled with angry ex-marines?

>>375746678

This is one of those rumors where's TOO stupid to be fake.

Like saying Square Soft is gonna collaborate with Disney on a video game back 1999.

Of course it's fucking real, nobody wants that piece of shit, that's why it's convincing. Who the FUCK cares about Rabbids anymore? You got one minigame collection on Wii, then the second one which sold like shit, then a third one, then a TV show which failed.

Come on now guys, obviously the image shown isn't the proof, even Kotaku aren't that dumb. However, I do believe this is a "Smash Rayman Leak" situation where someone mocked up something real nice looking and specifically told them not to show so there would be less people combing the image to prove how fake it is. At least thats what I hope, I cant accept this game being real at all.

>>375747025
But they literally mention seeing laser guns and more characters, how could their shop not add at least something close to that description?

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If it doesn't happen, I'll be disappointed that such a strange concept never came to be.

If it does happen, I'll be disappointed that such a strange concept came to be and people's time was wasted on it.

The idea of this game is like a joke. It's like something a ten year-old would think up. It's too absurd to exist, but I want to see what sort of shitshow it would be, but I also hate the idea of it.

$500 dollars says the game exists and is actually pretty good.

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https://archive.is/PaenI
Keep fishing for those retweets, Ms. Dale. (You)s have no power here.

The fact that it sounds like shit makes it believeable, I just wonder why Nintendo keeps trying to make Rabbids a thing and even soiling their own characters in the process.

>>375747394
>Rabbids
>Ubisoft
>Good

The only way you can use all three in a sentence is if the sentence is "The Rabbids and Ubisoft are the opposite of good"

>>375747498
Yeah I just read that again and realized Ubisoft is the dev. I don't want to bet anymore.

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at least it's being made by ubisoft so nintendo isn't wasting one of their teams on it

anyway, in more important mario rpg leak news, SUPERSTAR SAGA DX BOIIIIIIIIS

>>375747498
>>375747716
The best we can hope for is 'okay'.

Wait a minute, wasn't Pokemon Stars rumored along with this too? What if that's real too?

>>375747895
Assuming that this game is actually real.

Which it isn't

>>375746676
>How fucking stupid are the people at Kotaku

"FOUR"

That's how stupid.

>>375747951
Different sources. Pokemon Stars was rumored by Eurogamer.

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>Neo-Nintendo

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>TOADS ONLY
>but rabbids are ok

what the fuck's wrong with miyamoto?

>>375748125
That was Tanabe making terrible design decisions, Miyamoto only told them to turn it down a notch.

>>375748041
I don't care if Pokemon Stars is real or not, it won't make me believe in any leakers. That's the lowest hanging fruit imaginable to make a guess on

>>375747869
If you don't have a source like this, I don't give two fucks about attention whores making easy guesses on the internet. LKD has been wrong on like 80% of her guesses, why is she still getting attention? For fuck's sake, how many times did Emily Rodgers "leak" Mother 3 and it STILL hasn't happened?

>>375748285
t. miyamoto

In a world where we have games about Mario & Sonic competing at the Olympic games, I believe this rumor %100.

I dont think it'll be particularly great but we'll see.

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>yfw this is Nintendo's biggest announcement at E3
>yfw Nintenbros will still claim they won

>>375748854
I swear to God, if this gets announced in any official capacity, I'm never buying a Switch

>>375748041
And Laura Kate Dale and Emily Rogers backed them up. Beyond just trolling Twitter they freelance for just about everyone.

>>375746002
>still believing tranny attention whores who lie consistently

>>375748854
>Nintenbros will still claim they won

They do this EVERY year. Even the year Wii Music was the big announcement.

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Daily Reminder

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>>375746002
Does this mean Nabbit gets a bigger role? Cause I'd be fine with that. I wanna know why he has Bowser Jr's bandanna.

Since this devalues Mario so fucking much I think we need a new face of video games

Who do you nominate /v/?

>>375746002
I don't care if this game comes out, I just think it's stupid as fuck for this to be the first mario game on switch instead of odyssey.

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>>375750859
That Switch leak from the guy setting up stands brings me joy every time I think about it. Some menial labor blue-collar schmuck gave us 100% accurate info about the Switch lineup. He didn't lead people on, he didn't fuck around, he didn't brag about his "insider sources". He just did it.

Then these pretentious fags are all SO sure it's fake, then they get absolutely blown the fuck out. They have no credibility left, and they can only blame themselves.

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>>375751203
Especially after how BotW was received, it only makes sense to replace Mario and Peach with Link and Zelda if this abortion of a game ever comes to fruition.

>>375751345
Mario Kart

>>375751824
First original Switch Mario game then

>>375748854
Even when Nintendo doesn't go, they still say they won.

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>>375751991
>Being this salty that you had to play Horizon instead of BotW

>>375752064
How is it like posting with your ass?

>>375751991
>“Mario Rabbids” will be the main focus of our e3
>Week later on /v/
>Where were you when Nintendo won with 1 game again?!?

>>375752746
>Not Odyssey

>>375752862
Delayed till 2018 to make room for this

>>375750951
He has it because he and Bowser Jr. are friends.

>>375746002
The most unbelievable part and thing that confirms this as 100% fake is the idea that Kotaku of all places would get leaked art assets and not show them to the public.

>>375753358
... how friendly are we talking about here?

>>375746002
>believes kotaku but anyone else
wew

>>375752195
>Sony ponies have yet to recover from losing to a single (1) game.
It's been like 325 days since E3, let it go

A releasing a Mario&Rabbids game when trying to promote Mario Odyssey would be pure suicide.
Nintendo would sooner cancel the Rabbids game than to release it before Odyssey. Even if it was a real game.

Remember when Liam Robertson was BTFO hard by that /v/-goer about MK8D and Splatoon 2?

Remember when they were really trying to make Rabbids a thing, especially during the Wii era?

Fuck, that was awful.

>>375754685
Don't fret friendo, because there isn't a single fucking chance this game is real when the only three sources reporting it are Laura Kate Dale, Emily Rogers, and Kotaku

Don't forget that Kotaku of all people have super sekrit art assets that they won't leak to the public.

>>375754867
>Don't forget that Kotaku of all people have super sekrit art assets that they won't leak to the public.
This really is the cherry on top. Because every previous time whenever they've actually had super sekrit leaked assets. They've blasted them on their front page in several places all at once.
But no. No, no. This time they can't do that.

Of course not. Because they have nothing to show.

>>375748948
As opposed to what... an unofficial capacity?

Has Laura Kate Dale ever been right about anything substantial, i.e. not obvious stuff like "the switch will have a 720p screen!" or "the switch has rumble?" It seems like she's always wrong, yet people take her super seriously for some reason.

>>375755768
LKD and Emily Rogers have never been "right". Like the specific stuff they leak never happens, but big vague guesses like "There's a Paper Mario coming to Wii U" come true because when Intelligent Systems says they're developing a Wii U title, and Fire Emblem Fates already has a trailer out for the 3DS, it really narrows down what the Wii U title is going to be.

Also, how many times have these two leaked Mother 3?

It's so shit, I'd be surprised if it weren't real. Because I can't think of anyone sane enough to even want this as a fake rumor unless they were dying enough to make one suffer on ever thinking of the possibility of such.

>Eight playable character
>Four are Rabbids impersonating the first four characters

Well, at least Peach and Yoshi is playable.

I'm not really losing anything on believing this only because not believing on it would hardly make any difference and I'm apathetic as fuck towards this.