What are some games that let me be a criminal and commit crimes?

GTA, Payday 2, saints row 2/3

I don't want to download fucking HOTS

How long until that skin is in the game

>>375743087
I want Officer Song to forcibly detain me and give me a cavity search!

>>375743380
It's in the game now but you have to play HotS to get it.

>>375743087
The Deed and The Deed Dynasty

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>>375743380

you don't HAVE to play HOTS. You can get it randomly via lootboxes

>>375743087
Any game where you play as a U.S. soldier.

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>>375744014
er, sorry my mistake, it will eventually be added to the lootboxes, but right now the only way to get it is through HOTS

it's me! im above the law

>>375744283
Is HOTS free? Can I just start it up and get the skin?

>>375743087
D. Va is actually pretty busty.

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>>375744514
Yes, though you need to play 5 Quick Mode matches with a friend to unlock the skin

>>375744514
Sure, but first you have to play 5 matches with someone on your friends list to get the Genji skin first

Then you have to do another 5 matches to get the Dva skin

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Teens prefer D.VA
Adults prefer Mei

>>375744514
yes you just need to play at most 10 games with friends.

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>>375744514
You pay with your pain because it's a shit fucking game.

>>375744649
>>375744654
>>375744715
>With a friend
N-not like I wanted the skin anyway [ spoiler]

>>375744708
Yeah if you're a numale

Actual men prefer Zarya

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>those HoTS quick game queue times
They know that this is torture, right? They understand that no one wants to play this shit game and all we're doing is making the game worse for those who actually want to play it by throwing games

>>375744828
Actual men dont play children mobashit that has main focus on multiculture.

>>375744824
just ask in chats for people who want to grind the skins too to queue with you
you only need to play, not win, so the optimal course of action is to throw the matches

>>375744982
>quick match
theres your problem

>>375745123
You have to queue with someone on your friends list.

>>375745007
>mobashit that has main focus on multiculture.
No game does this so i'm confused why you are bringing this up.

o fug a bolis

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>>375743087
>tumblertards were triggered by this skin

How does this work if I want the skins on console?

>>375744014
fucking finally, what the fuck is the point of these threads if no one is posting ass pics, I just keep checking them and getting disappointed because nobody posts any

>>375745914
>Police are meanies :(

>>375744014
I want to commit a crime

>>375745914
>cop pulls you over
>get out of your car screaming profanities
>pull a knife out
>start advancing on the cop while screaming and acting openly hostile
>get shot
WTF
COPS ARE RACIST N SHIT

>>375746165
it's a crime to be THAT CUTE

I want procreate with a nazi diva

>>375746503
NOTHING I COULD DO I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS
HA HA HA HA HA

>>375745914
I don't get this "police enjoy killing unarmed blacks" meme. Sure, some cases of police brutality have happened, but the vast majority of blacks getting shot by cops are because they were pure fucking retards charging at the cop to assault them, sometimes with a weapon.
And of course BLM doesn't actually give a shit about why the black was shot, they just scream and whine that it was injustice, when we all know they'd shoot someone in self defense just as fast

>>375745914
>implying Koreans even known what black people are outside of whatever American media they consume.
Lucio is probably the only Black person D.Va has met IRL, if it's even canon they have met yet.

>>375743087
play any game involving loli or shota.
Just check any /v/ thread with anime pic as first post and voila you found some.

>>375746669
*spreads eagle*

>>375743087
What are some games where I can enforce strict state authority.

>>375746890
They ask for each other's autographs.

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>People who seriously made a fuss about D.va, a Korean police officer in the future, being a statement about racism in America in any time

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>>375744607
>this is a 19 year old girl

>>375747137
Papers Please

>>375747142
Thats in-game flavor text, I mean in the "story." Pretty sure all that has happened for them in the canon is whatever their backstories are.

6 DVas vs 6 Lucios game mode labelled "Cops 'n Robbers" when

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>>375747204
>Didn't get Selfie

You missed out on the best intro in the game

>>375747401
If anything it would be a D.Va + Pharah vs Junkrat + Roadhog.

>>375747524
meant for >>375747392

>>375747401
I was going to, but I decided not to because I never get fucking POTG as Dva

>HAHA HANZO PRESSED Q XDDD LETS ALL WATCH

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>get D.Va skin
>go exclusively after Lucio's shouting "hand up don't shoot"

>>375747524
He was making a joke, because Lucio is black.

I'm pretty sure the 12-year-old racist would say Winston the monkey man is the more racist choice but no one picks Winston, ever.

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>>375745914
>bringing the opinions of tumblrtards into this thread for absolutely no justifiable reason

>>375745660
>>375745123
>>375744824

does anyone else other than skin-farmers play hots?
i dont think so

>>375747807
I know, but but i'm not an edgy teen that finds racist jokes clever or hilarious

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>>375745914

>>375748153
then why are you here,
faggot?

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>>375748153
Oh here we fucking go

>>375748093
fuck you I like the game

>>375745914
>a dozen or two people out of the millions who play got butthurt over something dumb
>/pol/shits spam it and force it into relevancy when it otherwise didn't matter at all to anybody purely because they need ammo for their retarded war
Fuck you and fuck off.

>>375748353

its the most loser-friendly dotalike, how do you deal with all the shame that comes from playing it?

>>375748416
I think you need to get off the computer for awhile bud

>>375748465
4chan is the most loser-friendly social situation, how you deal with all the shame that comes from shitposting in it as if it mattered?

>>375748251
>but guys, now we have ONE black president that means racism is over don't you understand that you stupid nigger?

>>375748657
nothign affects me anymore i am dead inside :)

>>375748657

well its anonymous and its not actually the most loser-friendly one, since I'm not forced to pander to other's opinions for validation

its very different from playing the only dotalike that actually distributes responsibility onto your team so you don't have to feel bad when you suck ass

>>375748280
because this is /v/ not /pol/ or /b/

>>375748819
>Ignores the entire image
I wouldn't think BLM was a retarded fucking hate movement if they weren't a group of hypocrites.
>Cop shoots a black guy charging at/assaulting him
>BLM riots and screams how important black lives are
>Black on black violence is overwhelmingly the cause behind black murders
>BLM doesn't say a word
They don't actually care about black lives, they want to bitch and scream at whitey when they are stopped mid crime

>>375744982
>queue with 2 friends in qm=400sec wait time

>queue with same friends in ranked=10-20sec wait time
It's fucking retarded

>>375749186
I didn't ignore the entire image, I mocked the part that was the most blindly retarded.

>>375748251
not vidya

>>375747174
american leftists are retarded anon

>>375749262
Except the fact that a black president was ever even elected shows that more than 50% of the country is not racist. Yes, not all racism is over, but if racism was rampant in America like people claim it is a black person would never have been elected into office

>>375746875
Well if anything,people are pissed at police's shitty accountability practices. police unions actively protect shitty cops while you have people like sheriff Clarke who actively shit up the system in rural areas with no chances of being fired in sight

>>375749186
I don't remember anyone claiming that particular incident was because of racism outside of fringe groups on both sides, and was more a broader issue of police brutality and horribly accountability among police.

>>375749491
>Sheriff Clarke
>Bad

>korean girl wears korean cop uniform
>americans somehow turn this into a shitshow about police brutality cases in america

I fucking hate you people so fucking much.

>>375749687
They always claim the system is racist for allowing cops to "get away" with shooting blacks. It doesn't matter if the guy was a thug like Mike Brown who just fucking robbed a store and assaulted a cop, they protest anyway even though he got what he deserved.

Their entire movement is "Black lives matter" but they say NOTHING about blacks killing each other nonstop in gang violence

>>375749419
Elections only generally get about 50% of eligible voters to participate, of those that do vote, something like 40% vote for the losing candidate, and 2-3% vote for third party candidates. Obama winning the election proves that roughly 25% of the voting population is not racist enough that they would be willing to vote for a black man.

>>375745969
That's why they're adding them into lootboxes later. You either play HOTS on PC or hope for the best.

>>375750334
Are you implying that racists eligible to vote who don't normally vote wouldn't go out and vote against Obama? People love claiming that white supremacy is alive in America, but a black man being elected president, twice, proves that it's simply not true

>>375744708
>mei will never be real
>even if she was she wouldn't want anything to do with you
Sad times

>>375743087
Space Station 13

>>375750120
This.

Apparently it's fine for Jamal and Tyrone to murder each other on a daily basis, but as soon as John Smith does it it's bad. Statistically, THE most dangerous thing to a black man is another black man, it's no fucking contest. Blacks murder each other and every other other race at an unprecedented rate. If black lives really mattered they would inward at themselves as a community and realize how fucking self destructive they are to themselves and everyone around them.

>>375750784
You do realize that racism doesn't only mean the guy who sits on a street corner shrieking about white power and would literally murder the first black person he saw right? Yes, there are plenty of people who would be upset about a black man being in the white house but not enough to go vote, there are plenty who are ineligible to vote who wouldn't want that, there are people in states that overwhelmingly went red with no hope of any democrat winning who included plenty of people who wouldn't want that, and there are also people who normally wouldn't go out and vote who did specifically because they DID want that. There are many many factors going into a presidential election. Trying to turn the results into a country-wide statement about racism is utter stupidity.

>>375752019
>Yes, there are plenty of people who would be upset about a black man being in the white house but not enough to go vote
Voting is literally the easiest thing you can do. It takes 5 minutes of your time, and you can even have a ballot mailed to you.
You're a fucking retard if you honestly think that there are racists who didn't go out and vote against him when it takes literally minutes of their time.
>We elected a black president, this should prove that the majority of american isn't racist
>NO BECAUSE SOME RACISTS CLEARLY DIDN'T GO OUT AND VOTE EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO EASY TO
Pure fucking retardation

Stop talking about pol shit and talk about best girls d va and mei.

>>375752245
Why does half the voting population not vote then anon? It's so painlessly easy, does half the population literally not give a single fuck about any element of their lives that is affected by politics?

>>375752681
>does half the population literally not give a single fuck about any element of their lives that is affected by politics?
Yes.

>>375752681
Because they are dumb and don't see a reason to. Racists however would see it as a chance to keep a black out of the white house. Especially considering he was elected twice, there's no claiming racists bitched about him but didn't vote against him