AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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I will let you down

>>375742852
But what of bloodstained? will it share the same fate?

You should have expected this when you made your game in fucking unity.

>>375742852
Is there anything meaningful that can be learned by this?

Other than what developers already know about dead genres and why they are dead

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>A game strictly relying on 90's nostalgia
>Expecting it to be anything more than average

>>375743227
The thing to learn is that no genre ever really dies, it just changes. Yooka didn't change enough and was left behind. Some of the fags on /v/ hate change but it is necessary at times

>>375743227
I'll say there is.

Don't hire E-celebs. Any publicity you get isn't worth the drama that ensues when those egotards invariably air their dirty laundry for all and sundry to see.

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>>375742852
It's really not that bad. I don't understand why so many people are scoring this super low

>>375743563
see
>>375743391

This game isn't even relevant enough for shitposting anymore

There's gonna' be a way better game of the same genre announced at the M$ conference at e3.

You're welcome to screencap this post. /v/ will love it.

>>375743724
M$ still makes games?

>>375743724
what's the game?

>>375743563
The reviewers never liked these kinds of games but have to review them, or view BK as some golden calf. You see it everywhere.

>>375743823
Can't say, but if you like furry collectathon platformers you're in for a treat

>>375743563
/v/ hates these games and some are still salty because of that fatfuck.

>>375743931
is it a new IP or something returning?

>>375744058
It's an IP that exists but you probably haven't heard of it before. I literally can't say anything else.

>>375743851
Everything about the reviews annoyed me no end

>Combat is simple, yet can't tell that it doesn't work when they're flashing red
>I need a map, even in the hubworld
>Some of these challenges are too dificult to work out, even though they're explicitly sign-posted

>>375744192
interesting. probably a conker thing. thanks for the info

>>375744192
the teddybears in Jet Force Gemini get a pin-off?

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>>375743563
>it's really not that bad
Exactly, that's why it got a 7. That's a score for a good game, stop thinking scores under 85 mean Utter Shit.

If anything, it should be a 5 or a 6, but the scoring spectrum of videogames is fucked up.

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>>375743052
MFW when she makes the cross into an X

Haha that review score is low!

>>375744194
If a reviewer said they got lost in the hubworld then that's grounds for immediately disregarding their whole review.

If they can't find their way around like 5 rooms how could they possibly get through a game like dark souls on their own? it's mind boggling.

>>375744363
but that's what reviewers think when they rate it. Metashit even pushes the view by making it yellow

>>375744428
I thought it was a nice touch

>>375742852
>Spiritual Successors
>ever good

When will nostalgia-fags learn?

>>375743227
3D exploration platformer aint dead Odissey will prove that.

>>375743391
I mean I enjoyed the game enough and I was fine with it not changing much. I hated that it didn't do what it set out to do anywhere near as well as Banjo did.

>>375744552
yellow doesn't mean it's dogshit awful, that's what red is for. yellow means mediocre

>>375744609
Ain't so much that, it's more than the game is a mess. It's like they took elements from both old and modern games, but only the shitty ones.

>>375744192
nigga this better be Fur Fighters 2

>>375744846
thing is a lot of people didn't like that it didn't change. Hence the low score. Plenty of people bring it up in reviews

am i missing some meme here?
69 is not a bad score

>69
ayyyyyyyyyy

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This is what they removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=req-W-V1bNk&ab_channel=TheHivoryHub

>>375743462
This, fuck ecelebs

>>375742852
>unity
No surprise here.

>>375745350
>not posting the outtake where he says "eeech yooka did ya know the blacks and spics are trying to control our white culture with systemic oppression? aaaaarin!"

>>375745149
what is this meme? 69 IS a bad score. It means the game is mediocre. Like family feud. Not the worst thing in the world but still a pretty bad show.

>>375745350
I'm surprised he didn't say the real problem was niggers. Not q very authentic cameo.

>>375743227
Don't pander.

>>375742852
Let's see.
>Empty levels
>Floaty controls
>Banking on Nostalgia
>No gameplay innovation
>Fucking UNITY engine
>Depended more on marketing than actually making the game good
Oh and
>>375745413
>>375743462
>Blaming the game's failure on some literally who Youtuber.
gg fags

>>375745716
Isn't that marketing?

>>375745793
This was the wakeup call nostalgia fags needed.

>good levels
moodymaze marsh
tribalstack tropics
GALLEON GALAXY, NIGGA

>mediocre levels
capital cashino
glitterglaze glacier

From the first time I saw the last level I REALLY wanted more trope-mixing levels

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I liked it, but I wanted more content

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>>375742852

>>375743227
Don't make your genre revival game noticeably worse than people remember the genre being

>>375743563
Do you think it deserves a 9 or 9.8? I think that a 7 fits the game pretty well, the reviews are shit, but the rating is fine.

>>375746663
But they could have made anything and people would still say it doesn't have the "magic" or "feeling" that banjo kazooi had. There's no way to win.

>>375744609
Dark Souls was decent, no?

>>375743316
/thread

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>>375743969
>Neo/v/ still thinks their shitty game being reviewed as such is because of JonTron.

>>375742852
69 very nice

>>375743227
Put invisible walls if you really want to model such detailed walls in a damn platformer

>>375742852
Collectathons without satisfying controls are pretty dated. There's a reason Mario 64 is still fun to play, because controlling Mario feels good. This game looked extremely slow and floaty, which makes the score unsurprising to me. Mario Odyssey is the next big open 3D platformer coming out, and I expect it'll be pretty good. 3D World had fine controls (not the best in the series) and some good levels, but too much filler and the segmented level style didn't do it for me, so I think Odyssey can only be an improvement.

I had fun with Yooka-Laylee, but the game was admittedly not as good as Banjo and had a sharp decline in quality after the second level (The swamp level looked and felt like a amateur unity game slapped together). The casino level also felt like a way to artificially lengthen the game with bullshit.

With that said I do hope they make a sequel that fixes the issues and adds more content.

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The game probably would've gotten a 72 or 73 if it didn't have the obnoxious as fuck gibberish whenever you talked to someone. I could barely stand it when I was 6, can't at all at 22.

>>375747335
I thought the main characters controlled really well. It was the environment and enemies that I thought interacted weird.

Compared to how banjo controlled, I think the character yooka controls generally better

>>375747419
Replace the swamp and second level and I generally agree, though I thought the last level was by far the best. The swamp level was a big improvement over bubblegloop in my opinion, as it did everything better. Level 2 was way too empty and boring, even by YL standards.

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>>375747458
Which is weird because that's what backers specifically wanted, it was even a stretch goal if I'm not mistaken. I hear they're at least putting more options to skip and even remove it in the upcoming update

maybe they'll even put pic related back in

>>375747938
kek that image. I doubt they would bring him back after the huge as hell fuss they made about him not being in it because of his comments. If they went back on that they'd not only piss off a bunch of people, but also look spineless as hell.

>>375743172
Didn't people like the demo they put out last year? Should be fine.

Shenmue 3, on the other hand, I don't have high hopes about.

A friend of mine contributed funding twice to put both his own name and another friend's nickname in the credits, but those dirty kikes didn't include it, even with all the obvious nick and joke names they kept.

Why are their pupils so large?

>>375748179
My only experience with shenmue is watching shenmue gameplay, I can't understand why people praise it so much. Not baiting, I actually want to know why it's regarded as a top tier game.

>>375747938
All they needed to do is make holding A fast-forward like all the other games they've made, but somehow they forgot all about.

I admired Retro for actually going back and replaying all the older Donkey Kong Country games before working on DKCR, because then they can see what works and what doesn't and incorporate it into their own game.

Basing the game on Tooie instead of superior Kazooie was their biggest mistake. That said, it doesn't even have the postive aspects of Tooie.

>>375744192
If it was Blinx the Time Sweeper I'd buy an Xbone.

>>375748163
I don't even remember them making a big fuss about it, just giving a bland statement to one magazine. Though I'm not suggesting they'll include him as a DLC playable character?

>>375748556
It was weird because for some dialogue you could speed through it, but for some you couldn't. You can breeze through in-world dialogue but for shit like the Quiz game dialogue all you can do is scream in agony. Especially since the first quiz is absolute horse shit and you'll probably do it over 3 or 4 times

>>375748256
>Being angry that they didn't include "Weedlord Bonerhitler"

What did you expect?

>>375748642
Tooie is superior to Kazooie but I understand what you mean.

Tooie was a natural progression from kazooie, and it feels like they should have gone back to do the same thing with YL. Make a simpler game that serves to get people accustomed to the moves and controls, then expand and make it more complex later, but it feels like they didn't know what they wanted.

>>375748796
Didn't Microsoft care so little about that they let the copyright expire?

>>375746161
Swap Cashino and Tribalstack and we're good.

>>375747938
>Update
What and when is this? Please say they're fixing the Capital Cashino glitch with missing tokens.

>>375748556
Pushing A skips the entire soundbyte

>>375748841
>Weedlord Bonerhitler
thnx for naming my doom metal band

>>375749029
from backer emails:

>That means stuff like the optional ability to skip dialogue faster, bypass cutscenes or reduce those pesky gibberish voices, which should please the speedrunners among us. We’ll also be adding a sprinkling of design polish throughout the adventure and by popular request, changes to how the camera operates (gif the image on this page a look).

>>375742852
This is what happens when you try and emulate only 1 retro-nostalgic franchise. People are gonna keep comparing you to the original source material, this is why Shovel Knight suceeded and where Mighty No.9 failed.

>>375749172
Thanks, I'm hoping that's included in polish because that glitch fucked me out of 4 pagies in CC,

>>375743227
Nostalgia only works as long as you don't actually get what you are feeling nostalgic about

>>375749394
>This is what happens when you try and emulate only 1 retro-nostalgic franchise
DKCR is a counter example

>>375744895
Then why is 69 yellow for games when 67 is green on movies?

>>375749796
because vidya ratings are heavily skewed towards the upper spectrum and only games around 90 are good while 80 is medium and 70 is barely playable, but its from a big publisher name and they donate a lot of free gifts and games to review to you and your team that you get to keep and you don't want to piss them off