Hey there anon! What are you playing today? Mind if I come in and take a look at your steam Library?
>>375740268
Look, I torrented your game when it came out and didn't like it very much. Please leave me alone.
>>375740268
I'm playing REDGUARD, the new ELDER SCROLLS ADVENTURE game <G>.
dont hurt me todd
>>375740567
What was that? Did you say you torrented my game? Let me in right now.
>>375740268
P-Please spare me, Todd
>tfw MapleStory is still the only game I have on Steam
>>375740902
THE GAME CAME OUT 6 YEARS AGO TODD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I'LL NEVER BUY YOUR SHITTY GAME
Sure thing Todd, you'll see my Skyrim and my Skyrim HD edition, along with Doom 4 in there.
>>375740268
Oh hey, Todd, just the man I want to see. I've been thinking of playing more fallout 4, but I've been looking for a walk to make assaultrons a little more curvy in their plating if you know what I mean. Any chance there is something out there like that for me?
>>375741241
THIS DOOR CANNOT PROTECT YOU. YOU WILL BUY MY GAME
>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny
>tfw don't have steam
>>375741378
it is tho
>>375741378
Toddposting is always funny
Feels good.
>>375741369
fine l'll buy a bunch of keys off g2a
You open the door and I'll shoot your ass
Sorry Todd, I only want to play Jade's game
>using steam
>>375741378
Toddposting is at least a magnitude better than baneposting was
>>375740268
its always bothered me that the hand is a left hand, but the way hes standing it should be a right hand
>>375740567
>>375741378
I've never partaken in it but imo, it is some of the best OC we have had in years.
>>375741568
what was doing the big bang blonde there ? did she voice something for the game ?
>>375741879
he's behind the door to the left. there's a mirror angled to show him which is what you see through the crack
>>375740268
If Arena and Daggerfall was on Steam, I'd chances are own those versions too, but you already give them away for free so I've got no reason to buy them from you.
Also I'm already scarred by Skyrim, so I'm not buying Fallout 4 Todd. I'm a fan, but you hurt me, and you're never going to make that pain go away.
>>375740978
There seems to be some kind of mistake, I don't see Fallout 4â„¢ - Collectors Edition in here.
Care to explain?
>>375741568
This is clearly a shop, post the real version.
>>375742049
That's because I gifted it to a friend and forgot to get it for myself...
>>375741568
>>375742105
>>375742014
Fallout 4 release party was a shitshow of celebs completely clueless about the game, think the actual devs kept to themselves in the "VIP area" or something
>>375742105
If you insist
>>375742049
I...I was too broke ok ? but I pre-ordered the game with the season pass, I'm trying to live with it, ok ?
Sir we Heard a call about a domestic disturbance
>>375742240
god that's pathetic
>>375740268
I'm not sure what you're trying to find Todd. 90% of my games are pirated Fallout and Elder Scrolls included.
>>375742210
>>375742240
delete
>>375742278
Yea.
There's a man trying to enter into my house.
Please make him leave, officer.
*ring*
>>375742423
HEY MAN CHILLAX OKAY ? I'M JUST SAYING THAT NO MAN'S SKY IS A GOOD GAME NOW OKAY ?
>>375742209
You don't get to gift friends.
>>375742585
*turns off phone
>>375741751
>tfw jade is a FUCKING LEAF
*blocks your path*
>Silly human, i am T'ohdd the Destroyer, recommend me one good game or i will destroy your planet.
what do
>>375742210
>>375742240
Pocket Todd is the best of these edits
real talk, should I buy fallout 4on g2a and then pirate the dlc?
>>375740268
Fallout 4 was a big disappointment and now the franchise is literally dead to me, sorry Todd
C'mon anon, just buy my fucking game and nobody has to get hurt.
>>375742841
Keep him as far away from any of Todd's games as possible
WHAT IS A TODD BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF LIES
>>375742841
>>375740268
Your games are fucking awful, morrowind included. Kill yourself, todd
>>375741378
My man!!
I dont know Todd, Jade's game looks much better.
>>375742909
>>375740268
>100% Orange Juice
>nothing else
Sure Todd, but it's pretty empty in there.
>>375743015
>Hmmm.... this Fall-out.... it does look good... but what if i complete the game.... can i continue playing with something like purchasable extension?
>>375741218
>Still playing MapleStory...heh fagwhat server
BUT IT OR ELSE
>>375743042
that's rude anon, not even todd deserves that. All he wanted to do was make great games, but zenimax said no
>>375740268
Don't worry tod, I've been replaying fallout 4 and I might get nuka world, but fuck your season pass though and the shitty fucking packs which are just mods with a price tag.
>>375740567
>>375740708
>>375740872
>>375741218
>>375741241
>>375741595
>>375741676
>>375742352
>>375743042
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>>375741416
>>375743243
What about it or else?
>>375743287
It's rude for todd to be banging on my door at 4 in the morning, and trying to rip it off its hinges while asking me if he can come in. Seriously, fuck that guy.
>>375743373
>should have
>>375742636
God I want to punch that shit-eating grin of that lying fuckers snake-like face so much
Guys, stop. I know Todd well in real life, and this is actually hurting him. He didn't mean to be the face of lies (he never lied, that mountain was high hrothgar) yet you bully him. He actually broke down when he saw the manlet edits.
I am a wacky and intellectual individual, i find Bethesda roleplaying games the perfect experience - allowing me to express myself in ways i can barely imagine.
>>375743485
Fuck off Todd.
Bad time to get lost without your proof of purchase of Fallout 4: Season Pass and The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Remastered Edition friend.
I'll never forgive Todd for what he did to DreamBoy.
>>375742585
fixed
>>375741751
Is this comic just a hate comic or is there an actual reason why this was made?
Looking her up results in nothing special.
should I read Higu, part V just came out on Steam
Hey kids! Joker here
I suggest you buy Skyrim: Remasteredâ„¢, it's going to steal your hearth!
>>375743562
mfw when I could actually show you that
Todd I'll buy your game but you must give me 11 (you)'s
Todd I'll buy your game but you must give me 11 blowjobs.
>>375740268
Fallout New Vegas, the only good modern Fallout game. I also torrented Fallout 4 when it came out and dont regret a thing.
repent your sins anon, let gods light shine apon you and enter heaven, but first you must complete the ritual and buy fallout 4 and skyrim collectors edition.
Todd I'll buy your game but you must give me 11 sweet rolls.
>>375740268
Steam? You expect me to pay for games? Why buy when I could pirate? And yes, Todd, I even pirated your games. They were mediocre at best.
>>375744147
>apon
>>375744203
haha he fell for it. i made that mistake on purpose so i would grab your attention anon. now buy fallout 4 or never see heaven.
>>375743995
That's really gay, anon.
>>375744320
I downloaded a mod on my pirated fallout 4 to build a settlement in heaven, Todd. Checkmate
>>375740268
Fuck off Todd!
Not buying Skyrim again.
>>375742278
Officer, Officer anon just told me, he didn't buy Skyrim The remastered Edition
>>375744430
you wouldn't
>>375740902
Get the fuck away or I will call the police, Todd.
Can I just give you the money directly? I don't want to buy games I won't play.
I don't have a steam library, you can check my psn library though.
i pirated all the elder scrolls games and still didn't want to play them
BUY MY GAME RIGHT NOW
>>375744639
what seems to be the problem here sir?
>>375745020
Fine, but only if I can mod it for free.
>>375743995
If you insist.
mfw I bought Fallout 4 + season pass and I'll be safe the moment when Todd will take over the world:(
>>375744378
No it's not, Todd. Stop listening to all this anti LGBT propaganda.
its been like uuugh *adjusts glasses* 4 years since i've seen a game with such a women empowering messages like skyrim has. it really has been *contemplates triggering* a marvelous experience with this game. finally a game where straight cis men dont take up the whole game *respectfully nods *. >>>>please clap<<<<<<
>>375745179
>>375743720
you had to be on /v/ a decade ago
>Implying I dont obey Father Todd.
You can say anything about Todd's games, but they are certainly not full of sjw's propaganda
Would you be interested in buying the Fallout 4 Collector's Edition?
I know you want it, open up
>>375740268
How did this meme start?
>>375745671
It started around 1995 when Todd started posting on forums to advertise his games. In 1997 it solidified into outright shilling at every opportunity, and for the past 20 years whenever a new Bethesda release was on the horizon you could be sure that Todd was there, among you, trying to make you buy it.
>>375745543
No thanks I already have fallout new vegas
>>375745958
Todd is eternal
>>375740268
Todd, please go away, I'm playing fighting games today.
>>375743526
reEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>375746270
YA HA HA YOU FOUND ME, NOW YOU HAVE TO BUY MY GAME
Don't mind me Todd just gonna take these games
I pirated Fallout 4, got to diamond city, then uninstalled. Shit game. "As wide as an ocean, as deep as a puddle" is 100% true. Once you scratch beneath the surface (and are an experienced gamer) you realize there is almost no depth.
Hey Todd nice to see you again! I actually just purchased one of you games actually. Fallout New Vegas. Really loved the level system and in depth dialogue. You guys really knocked it out of the park on this one! Good job!
>>375746348
>zero bugs
>>375746348
>zero bugs
How they have fallen.
>>375746497
no shit sherlock
>>375746553
>>375746593
We're trying like hell! Here, have the Todd Howard Official Stamp of Non-Bull-Shit.
>>375741378
better than the millionth /pol/ or LOL thread
>>375746693
>HAHAHHAHAHA.A bug free Bethesda game.HAHAHA.Sorry,I can't stop.HAHAHA.Dawg.
Fucking brutal, YanquiDawg.
>>375742585
>>375743661
Actually fixed
>>375746870
>b-but muh random pol hard on
Back to pol you go, and take your obsession of them with you.
>>375746380
Added to the rare todd collection
>>375746494
You aren't leaving this thread alive.
>>375745671
As for the "Todd the Liar" aspect of the meme, that's as old as Toddposting itself.
>>375747180
Fucking genius.
>>375742240
At one point didn't they tell Todd to please get out of the picture because it was meant to be just important people and he had to explain who he was?
What can change the nature of Todd?
>>375749347
Buying his game.
>>375749347
He's got a family to feed senpai
Hey hottie, is that a digital copy of Fallout 4 plus all DLC in your Steam library or are you just happy to see me? ;)
>>375750054
Terrible shoop do it again.
>>375743720
Replace Toddposting' with a "Are you gonna buy Jade's game?" Shtick. Ubisoft was promotung the idea that Jade created the series and led a diverse cast of ethnicities, races, and religions and came up with this AAA game.
>>375747180
good one anon but this is the real fixthis was going to happen inevitably why delay it
>>375747180
Yes hello?
>>375750472
>>375750819
uh oh..
can Todd sell games to the Bogs?
I doubt it
Goodnight Anon.
Remember to purchase Fallout 4: Season Pass and The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Remastered Edition when you wake up.
>>375750819
Could someone fill me in on the man in the picture?
post vintage memes
>>375751287
>>375742841
Is there a "show me what you got" me where Todd holds up fallout 4 to the heads and earth gets disqualified
>>375751803
>Implying Fallout 4 is unworthy
Anyone have Umaru Todd?
>>375752189
[Intelligence] I prefer New Vegas more.
>>375743736
Her face and hair.... Those Edges! I can feel the wearing paper cut. This is not the eighties for fuck sake, moeblob is the thing now.
>>375752516
[Failed] Buy my game
>>375752734
[Speech 99/100] Only if I get a 90% discount, otherwise uh...you can't count on my purchase
>>375743469
it's a reference to a Bethesda game, but you don't get it. it's okay, just try to not be so retarded, okay?
>>375751730
I get who they are, but I never got the association with the quick rundown?
Hey Todd i pirated Fallout 4 just to laugh at how bad it was and then deleted it to make more room for New Vegas mods
>>375752865
[Failed] You will buy my game
>>375753040
The point is that >>375743373 referenced it incorrectly.
>>375753315
[Barter 51/50] I'll pay 100 caps for the game, not a single one more.
ZZZZZzzzzz....
>>375753498
I PIRATED FALL OUT 4 YOU FUCK
Truly, Fallout 4 Collector's Edition is a game worthy of a king
Help a brother out anon?
>>375753565
...Huh? What? You said you bought Fallout 4 for 59.99?
>>375753431
[Succeeded] Don't forget to buy the season pass
>>375753758
Of course, you do realize these are just caps from beer bottles, right? They're not legal tender anyways, but if you insist, i'll throw in 20 more caps for the pass
>>375753702
I PIRATED IT AND IT WAS SHIT
Remember to not buy Fallout New Vegas, it's a terrible game
>>375753943
>>375753943
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DO YOU REALIZE WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO CREATE THAT GAME
>>375754369
NEW VEGAS IS BETTER YOU HACK
that cameo in atack on titan was nice, Todd
OK let's see Toddposting babies, quote at least one time Todd had been eager about buying his games. There's no joke without some truth with them
>>375752734
-Hey Kid, do you happen to a copy of SKYRIMâ„¢?
>>Yes
>No
>I gotta check my torrent list
-Thanks kid, that really helped.
>Say, do you also happen to have a copy of FALLOUT4â„¢?
>>Yes
>No
>I liked New Vegas more
-Thanks kid, here, have a token of my gratitude
-Received: SKYRIMâ„¢X1, FALLOUT4â„¢X1
I always found Toddposting unfunny and forced, but its gotten to the point that there's so much oc about it that I'm actually impressed
I've bought F3, New Vegas, Oblivion and Morrowindat 75% off
And I have no intention of ever buying Skyrim or Fallout 4 and further mediocre Bethesda games
>>375754514
And before you ask, yes >>375740708 is real:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg/DG9E0PxkmWo/discussion
>>375740268
Go ahead Todd-kun~
Please anon *cough*....please...buy my game. It's the only way...to pay...for the treatment.
>>375756006
Where's Skyrim Special Edition
>>375755284
>The crappy graphics, repetitive town scenes, pointless quests, etc. made it no fun at all for me.
Funny, this describes Skyrim just as well as it did Daggerfall. Good to know Bethesda hasn't changed.
>>375740268
Dragon Quest Heroes
>steam
I'm not a pussy.
>>375756424
fuck off baldy
>>375747180
>>375744639
The police? Who do you think runs this town? The police are my bitches.
Now be a good boy and let me in, or you're getting the skittles.
What's up Todd. I heard you needed some dank new lore for TES 7.
>>375740268
C'mon in buddy ill show you my console copies as well!
>>375757853
You did buy the Season Pass for Fallout 4 correct?
>>375752454
Arigatou, onii-chan.
>>375740268
Did I do good, Todd-sama?
>>375746497
The only thing that'll be as wide as an ocean are the insides of your head on the sidewalk if you don't buy my game, see.
>>375756465
It's an old screenshot, which means I got """"Special Edition"""" for free anyways. Don't worry your pretty little head about it, Todd-kun.
>>375758086
pfft of course bout to play some far harbor right now
>>375758661
You think I'll fall for that bullshit, you little punk? Now show me the Special Edition and we can put all of this behind us.
>>375741378
Toddposting will never not make me laugh.
>>375742210
delete
>>375759069
it's probably my favorite meme that /v/ has ever made. Much better than baneposting too.
>>375757853
>New Vegas
You should have bought my game anon. It's too late to stop it now.
so we finally meet, mr tahd, my skelegates and I will stop you from achieving total conquest
>>375743479
You didn't fall for it right anon? You torrented it day one and within an hour found out how much of a liar he was right?
>>375747957
>EB
oh shit I actually forgot about them until I read that.
>>375750472
>>375747180
i dont get it
>>375740268
So....who the fuck is this guy? The CEO of Bethesda or something? What's even the story behind Toddposting?
>>375745504
>100 hours
how
you either quit before 10
or go above 1000
>>375743485
BTFO Todd
>>375763543
So you're at a LOSS for words?
do you think todd is aware of toddposting
>>375763623
He's a developer at Bethesda who does work in programming, level design, and occasionally writing. He was the project leader of Redguard, Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, Skyrim, and Fallout 4. But more than anything he's known for how excitedly he talks about Bethesda games, hyping them up to extreme levels. Pretty successfully too, as many buy into the hype despite the fact that the games themselves always fell short. He's basically become the face of Bethesda, so all the shilling for Fallout 4 on /v/ two years ago was attributed to Todd himself, and thus the meme was born.That's the OFFICIAL story, anyway. The truth is that Todd Howard really IS the one doing the posting. He's been posting in gaming communities trying to get people to buy his games for over 20 years. He was also the notorious leader of pirating ring at the College of William & Mary who only sought employment at Bethesda because he liked the games he pirated from them. The Toddposting meme is tolerated by Pete Hines, the actual PR guy at Bethesda who is increasingly worried about Todd's tendencies to ignore his recommendations. So far it's working out and people keep talking about their games, but there's no telling what will happen if Pete determines that it has gone too far and might hurt the brand.
>>375764723
You know too much. You're coming with me son.
>>375764723
>that paper on the top left
I knew I'd seen that before.
>>375765851
Always loved bottom middle.
>>375765851
>king of rape
>forbidden tickle
kek
Daily reminder that Todd Howard made the first 3D shooting game with mouselook controls which are used by every single first-person game today. He also worked on Daggerfall which was the first RPG to feature them. He's an innovator and a pioneer and to disrespect him with memes of this low caliber is to disrespect the entire industry.
>>375760901
B-b-but Todd sama you published it and made hella bank off of it, even though you didnt masterfully craft it yourself.
>>375741854
Baneposting has transcended this realm.
>>375766885
that's what I like about Todd, he is actually legit and he actually likes video games even though he promises too much
>>375767450
You know what I like about Todd? He's sexy as hell.
>>375767653
Sexy andcompact.
>>375747180
Holy shit my sides, anon
>>375767847
>Billy just told them to get the hell in his car
lol
>>375767847
>What feature are you most proud of?
>The construction set.
So basically he's admitting that Bethesda games only exist as mod platforms.
>>375764723
>so all the shilling for Fallout 4 on /v/ two years ago was attributed to Todd himself, and thus the meme was born.
I was way too busy with the TPP ruse cruise to notice all those toddposting.
>>375741416
>tfw I keep in touch with my friends more through Steam than dedicated social sites such as Facebook
>>375768385
>having friends
You're already too far gone.
>>375768558
It has to be a meme that people on this board are socially inept enough not even to have friends.
>>375768623
Friendship is a social construct.
these threads are so fucking stupidi love them
>>375750472
>>375764237
i hope so
should be aware of the smiles he has brung to hundreds of nerds on a gomorran tai-chi online congregation
>>375771475
lol i dont know where you think you are but this is the video game section of an american image board
>>375771575
>american
>>375743736
Higu is definitely worth it. Make sure to get the voice patches from https://github.com/07th-mod/guide/wiki/Part-1---Voice-and-Graphics-Patch
Graphics patches I'd say are optional. The backgrounds are great but the characters don't look very good. It does have additional CGs so that makes it worthwhile. Just make sure to get a look at the original sprites before switching.