WOOMY

>>375736715
post webm

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>>375736797

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>>375736715

>>375736715
Splatoonfags are worse than undertalefags

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Next chapter of the Squid Sisters story is out.
>http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-2
How could we let this happen?

>>375737572
at least splatoon is a good game

Hydra, Heavy, or Mini?

>>375738987
i have a hunch the splatfest results is a red herring and the real reason will be made apparent in the game.

>>375739123
Heavy for I like it best
Hydra for when you don't have an E-Liter
Zink Mini for cancer

>>375737476

Is someone diddling the squid in that image?

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Are we hype for Splat2?

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>>375736797

>>375739657
well it's something

>>375738987
>lorefags meme magic'd an actual story
>which even takes the Splatfest into account
Not bad, while this may get somewhat sad, I'm glad they're doing it.

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>>375736797

>>375740165
>>375739657
Epic skillz splatoon webms are not very impressive when you remember that half the players are literally 8 years old

>>375739657
Fuck I had no idea you could do that from super jumps, that's fucking neat

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http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-2

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>>375740453

That's new for Splatoon 2

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>>375736797

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>>375740453
>>375740547

And it's not a Super Jump, it's a charged special called Splashdown

>>375740704
I thought that dash would cost some ink. Would be an interesting mechanic if movement would also have the same ressource as your fire power (if ballanced correctly).

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>>375736797
playful octo girl

>>375740328
that's why you play ranked

>>375740704
>>375740547
I used rollers in the testfire, but never used splashdown from a super jump which is what was done on the webm, otherwise it would have been from where they were standing

>>375739657
>>375740165
>>375740693
>>375740994
>tfw you don't know what webm i wanted you to post

>>375741117
Good point.

I'm sure there's still 8 year olds in high ranked. But it's autistic Japanese super 8 year olds that are inhumanly skilled

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>>375740547
can you capture inklines by inking their base units?

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>>375736797

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>>375736715
Woomy will see her favorite idols break up

>>375736715
>WOOMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRE3KJfxfQ

>>375741315
Most likely.

You'd probably end up falling out of the inklines if an enemy fires their own ink into the base.

>>375741527
>I like how they pause lets you feel the confusion the player is going through

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>>375741804

Anyone remember Lily in Bluefin Depot?
I miss miiverse already

>>375741527
https://youtu.be/t_1ULTlaZ4I?t=64

>>375741205
i want to know more about this webm.

>>375742316
guy fucks his fleshlight haha

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I always went with the girl squid in 1 but I can't decide in 2 now that NGYES has better hair options.

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>>375738987
>>375740162
>>375740490
>>375741540
You brought this all upon yourselves.

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>>375742438
I never wanted this! I just like Marie and wanted to win a Splatfest for once!

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>>375738987
>>375740162
>>375741540
gotta love the splatoon devs for actually making a story out of that

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>>375742662
let the self-loathing begin

Calling it now. Marie will convince herself that she's just being stuck up for thinking Callie holds a grudge and then Callie will end saying mean things about her on a talk show or implying to the tabloids that she pleases old men for money or some shit. Marie's reputation is ruined or she just starts to feel bad and she retires to Octo Valley with gramps

I proudly fought for Marie. But I'll also always try to support Callie.
They're the best when they're together. I hope things turn out alright. I want to save them.

>>375740328
It's not really about skill as much as it's about the opposing team's lack of skill usually. Though the player often deserves credit for thinking of an impressive maneuver even when the opposing team is dumb and allows it to happen to them.

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Any of you still keep track of your weapons?

>>375745558
Not really I only use Tenatek and a roller

>>375741540
>following realistic idol story
Splatoon 3: Marie's bukkake tape

>>375746224
>not Inkkake

>>375741540
Success breeds jealousy

>>375746224
Delete this.

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Explain to me why Splatoon 2 is anything more than just DLC for Splatoon 1.

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>>375744706
almost amusing to see now.
A crossover of two of japan's biggest games of the year

>>375746759
>Sequel means complete graphical and conceptual overhaul

>>375746759
>new story
>new gear
>old supers have been replaced with new ones
>gear system got a rework
>new system

What would be a sequel in your eyes exactly

>>375746759
1.It's going to have an actual story mode.
2.it's running on betterhardware.

>>375746759
>new story
>new hub
>new game modes
>new gear
>new hardware
>improved graphics
>new characters

how different does a game have to be to be a sequel to you? Does it need a completely dramatic change in everything that there exists no consistency between entries in terms of game mechanics or presentation?

>>375746759
Explain to me how CoD #2818 WWIII edition is anything other than DLC for Doom?
Fucking Doom clones. It's like they have no sham.e

>>375747976
Whats with those index Fingers

>>375748026
Oh it has all those, but still has the fucking splatoon name? That's a Rehash then.

>>375747976
How close is this to porn

>>375748094
Trigger discipline?

>>375748297

not close at all. squids aren't lewd

>>375748509

don't you mean trigger fishipline?

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>>375747976

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We're never getting playable octolings are we

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>>375745558
>not maining dynamo
You want to lose??

>>375748629
maybe we'll get an octoling spin off some day

>>375742774
S U I C I D E

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>>375748529

>>375748951
you woomy rapists need to be lined up and shot

>>375746759
>>375748026
Oh shit bro, don't you know portability, spectator mode, a PvE mode, and a new fucking everything can just be DLC for the first game, bro? I can't believe Nintendorks are gonna shell out 60 shekles for a port, lmfao.

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>>375747976
Will spaltlings ever return?

>>375748214
Here (you) go

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WOOMY

>>375749036
Why are there ever any sequels then?

>>375742391
>tfw gonna spaghetti it up with these new options

Can't wait. I always liked the guys more but wanted a different hairstyle

>>375747976
Disappointed it's not a Revolver Ocelot-style gif

>>375746942
Is the switch hardware really better than the Wii U, I thought it was weaker slightly

>>375749248
i think he's being sarcastic

>>375749350
You do Revolver Ocelot when you lose

I want to ink inside of woomy, marie or callie

>>375749043
Go look at the box cover for 2.

>>375740328

There are rankings retard, you won't be facing bad players in your rank. Shows you don't even have the game.

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>>375749120
Hmm... Something wrong with that squid...

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>>375741540

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>>375742438
>>375742659

>the final splatfest determined who will live and who will die
>you'll never see this smile again

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>>375749120
WOOMY!

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>>375750050

Perfect.

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>>375750050

More crossover art.

>>375750229

DELETE

>>375748214
Agreed. Nintendildos gobble up all those rehashes. It should be called the Rehash since that's all it has lol

>>375750229
SEXUAL
SQUID
BULLYING

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While Splatoon 2 is probably the game I am the most excited about.
Dare I say that Splatoon 2 will have a harder time appealing to people for the simple fact alone, that this magnificient little orange gal is no longer front and centre?
For what it's worth. I even think our little short haired pink gal that's on the cover of 2 is pretty cute. But I still don't think anything can compete with the classic.

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>>375750050
>>375750564
just need to replace all her dialogue with inkling girl squid talk

>>375750925

Callie and Marie are perfect, pure flowers who'd never do anything lewd

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>>375741527

>>375748673
Forge carried my shit all the way to S. Flicking tidal waves sound fun, but I have to stick with ol' trusty.

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>>375740994

I want this.

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>>375748673
>You want to lose??
Evidently. I use only Inkbrushes, the worst weapon type in the game. Occasionally I'll switch to a Carbon roller if I get sick of being fucked in the ass.

I just want to go fast...

>>375751435
>Inkbrushes
I don't know how they never got buffed, they can get an ambush in and still get killed first for crying out loud, I just feel sorry for killing them now in online

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>>375750479

F

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>>375736797

>>375752053
Way to blast those 8 year olds!

>>375751165
precious owo

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>>375748673
>maining dynamo
>not maining the bait gun itself

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>>375751701
The number of issues the Inkbrush has going against it are frankly unreal. My only guess is the development team overestimated how useful movement speed was going to be and figured that alone would balance it.

I just hope they don't cut it entirely for Splat2.

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>>375752147

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>>375748628

>Revolver Octolot

>>375752362
I want to say back when they finalized Inkbrushes, the staff hadn't thought about Carbons yet because holy shit.

>>375751701
I tried to be good with Inkbrushes, but it's fucking hard.
>flank an Aerospray guy by going full madman and gliding across enemy ink to get behind him
>it worked
>takes like 5 hits to kill a squid
>in the middle of the assault the guy just turns around and blasts me
I'll just stick with the Jet Squelcher

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>>375751135

She wants the booty.

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Vroom vroom

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>>375752832
inklings skipped smash and went straight for Kart

>>375740924
it does cost ink, check your eyes.

>>375752147
I never understood this whole meme that mostly little kids play Nintendo. Isn't there statistics that it's mostly adults who play them?

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>>375752832

I've been using Inkling Girl with the Splatoon ATV and have been doing pretty darn good.

>>375742662
>>375742774
Oh shit is this going to come back to that time when Callie shouted at Marie saying she only cared about herself live on one of the splatfests, and Marie was just stunned into silence for the rest of the segemnt.

I think it was the naughty vs nice one, but can't say for sure

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>>375753016

Give it time.

>>375752832
Oh fug, completely forgot squidos are in Deluxe. But I can't justify buying this game when I already have it on Wii U, not for full price.

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>>375740994
>>375751379
love the octo girls

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>>375752147

>>375753265
I will say the cops and robbers mode is incredibile fun, as is shine thief in large rooms, but you can't fucking pick which battle mode it is, so there's a good chance you'll be stuck doing coin, or either of the battle ones

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>>375753174

>>375750479
>Callie hasn't been seen
>Marie has
>Callie's VA hasn't mentioned Splatoon 2 at all
>Marie's has been quite active, including posing with her homemade knitted Marie doll

We killed her, guys. WE TOLD NINTENDO CALLIE VS MARIE WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE IDEA FOR A SPLATFEST. HOW WERE WE SO BLIND?

womby

I want to already buy it, why won't Nintendo just rerelease Splatoon 1 on Switch?

>>375752147
Perhaps the same could be said of all online shooters

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>>375753265

I wound up trading in the U version for the Switch one. Glad I did, as I don't think I can go back to the U version after playing it. They improved so much in the new version.

>Losing Miiverse posts in the plaza, splatfests and arenas
>Not putting Orange Inkling Girl on the cover

Mistakes

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>>375753506

Never forget.

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>>375736797

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>>375736797

>>375752658
Well, Marie seemed more embarrassed about modeling swimwear

>>375739657
IN FOR THE DUUNKKK!
IT'S A DISASTER!

>>375736715
I want to impregnate her woomy, if you understand what I'm saying.

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>>375753174

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>>375754484

She's fine as long as she gets some ice cream.

>>375742294
Good taste

>>375755017
For some reason, I get the feeling that their swim suits weren't that revealing given how little skin their idol outfits actually expose

>>375755016
Thanks, I'd forgotten about that really smug grin Callie gives at the end knowing exactly what she's done.

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>>375755016
that last splatfest build up

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>>375736797

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>>375755249

>for keeps

F-Fuck...

>>375755249
>Callie then proceeds to lose the next splatfest when it's Callie vs. Marie
Poor fucking sod, do you think Randy Pitchford, and Anthony Birch are glad they're not Callie?

>>375755016
wew

>>375755249
>Marie thought it was all just a game

>>375736715
Splat Tim

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>>375753437

>/fit/ Callie and thicc Marie

Nice.

>>375755249
>>375755016
Deepest Lore

>>375753506
>Marie's has been quite active, including posing with her homemade knitted Marie doll

Wait, really?

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>>375755629
Booyah!

>current fucking year
>still no squid-fro(squid afro)
HOLY SHIT
why is nintendo so racist?

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>>375753890
>That pic
Reminds me of this.

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>>375756128

>>375756128
>>375756216
This is somebody's retarded fucking fetish isn't it

>>375756372
Yes.

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>>375753437
>fit callie and thick marie

>>375736715
post squid girl lolis

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>>375756739

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>>375755438
>>375755501
>the moment Marie reflects on that later

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>>375756372
could be worse

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>>375756372

I know, right? It's hard to see stuff like that without that weird thought that you're not getting off to it, but know someone in the world is.

>>375756816
Are those tits supposed to be squid missiles?
>>375756960
Is this some kind of weird Giantess fart porn?

>>375741527
what happened?

So will us yuropoors actually get the good version of Splatoon 2 or are we gonna get another translation by Nintendo UK which removes all the jokes?

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>>375756816

Empty out your ink sacs you cheater.

>>375755249
CALLIEFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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>>375756816
like Woomies can even compete

>>375756128
oh god this reminds me of an old cartoon that use to air on that show with mini shows in it like kablam and action league now.

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>>375757295

Remember when you guys said the game would save the Wii U?

>>375757554
no

>>375757554
It gave the Wii U a profit

Granted it wasn't a massive one

>>375757554
remember when you said ps4 has no games

I'm still upset they didn't call it Spla2n. Splatoontoo sounds retarded to say.

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>>375757454

>>375752832
Vroomy!

>>375757047
>Giantess
yes
>fart porn
no
it's just a giantess inkling geting hit by an inkstrike

I think the original artist wasn't really fetish pandering

>>375758094
she is being pleasured by the inknado

>>375758259
>pleasured
if by pleasured you mean cowering in fear then yes

>>375752832
Vroomy!

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>>375755701

>>375742316
It's the "I'm gay" one

I wonder if when the Japs hear Woomy! If they hear something different

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I love splatoon!

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>>375758807

>>375758575
Marie in Japan is basically the ara ara of the duo and her voice actress is a cute cake

good to see we have a thread up for the kids

>>375758807
more

>>375741527
Clearly they are going to the back of the enemy lines for a stealth kill. Master strategy.

>>375758916
squids*

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>>375736797

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>>375758807

>>375738987
I hope Marie hangs herself.

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>>375758807

DELETE

>>375757554
We all say a lot of things here on /v/.

>>375746224
As a Calliefag, I'm sorry to say that Callie seems to be going down the dark idol path. "Sometimes she didn't come home at all"?

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>>375758807
>open image
>Oh, straight jackets, nea--
>diaper

>>375759391
oh boi

>>375746759
It costs $360, plus a monthly fee, to play.

So why did people choose the short haired, low energy, older sounding hag anyway? It's a make believe game, they didn't have to choose the "attainable" one.

They could have shot for the moon.

squid SFM

>>375759612
I like Marie because short hair is cute and rompers are shit-tier clothing.

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>>375759612
>t. Callie

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>>375759413

>>375759612
Marie is the bants sister.

>>375754052
Hell, they stopped putting new miiverse posts in the first game's arenas ages ago, it's the same ones over and over again.

>>375759847
Dunno lad, she got out bantzed here:>>375755016

>>375752053
I need so much practice with the stingray. It doesn't have the same scare and corner tactics of the Wailer.

>>375759437
Well I mean they can't exactly get themselves to the bathroom...

>>375759837
now without the shorts

>>375760170
It looks like shit, but so does every other special.

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>>375759612
CALLIEFAG SPOTTED

>>375760343
Not with that attitude.

>>375759612
Somebody needs to edit that *autistic screeching* pic with calliecucks in the crab stance

Childhood is when you idolize Marie

Adulthood is when you realize Callie was the correct choice

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>>375760929
Childhood is when you idolize Marie

Adulthood is when you marry her

>>375756372

Flattening, inflation, diaper and hypnosis. I'll die before having the slightest idea on why people fap to that stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymUMzdCR0GY

>>375760596
I'm more talking about straight jackets in general. if you lock someone in a padded room it follows to add some layer of protection so they don't make a mess of themselves.

>>375757925
I feel like the Octos would be prone to read I'll intent into each innocuous thing the inklings do. Like those uptight black chicks in liberal universities who think everything white males do is racist or patriarchal, even though most of those white males don't even consider their existence long enough to have any intent good or bad towards their demographic

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>>375760929
Yes. "Was".

>>375761154
>Flattening, inflation,
I'm a bit there with you, but it probaby has something to do with it being a popular gag in cartoons.
>diapers
My fetish but i'll spare you the details, but I remember exactly when I first became interested and most peoples aversion is understandable.
>Hypnosis
Probably same as flattening and inflation, though if you can wrap your head around general BDSM you could wrap your head around Hypnosis. Pretty extreme kind of power-exchange/ loss of control in its fantasy sense, though IRL you can't hypnotize people unless they want it.

>>375761246
>Voice distortion to make them sound like Inklings
Cool

2:07 onwards is the best

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>>375757925
>>375761076

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>>375762975
I want to marry an Octoling!

>>375754463
I was expecting the basketball to just get stuck ontop of the basket.

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>>375763062
you can always try anon

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>>375763994
Think for a second that Agent 3 and Captain Cuttlefish know what happened to humanity and how they came to exist

Can you think of that guilt

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>>375763994

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>>375764879
I want to Ngyes in Callie's Woomy!

>>375736715
>WOOMY
Tell me more about this.

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>>375763994

>>375754874
6 million dollar ink splash Super.

>>375766186
i had read some of this squid manga desu stuff and i like it , keep it coming

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>>375766713

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>>375766853
2

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>>375736715
Shut up you fucking disgusting woman.

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>>375766018
It's a sound squid girls make that people have adopted as a sort of nickname for them and, more generally, the franchise itself. You know, like how Pikachu says Pikachu.

Squid boys are sometimes called "spaghettis" or "ngyes" by the same merit, though it hasn't caught on to the same degree.

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>>375755016
>>375755249
makes me mis the splatfests

>>375739657
>>375740165
>>375740704
>>375755392
>>375756960
Th-thanks, doc

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>>375756925

>Marie was just joking for the camera when she put on air of superiority and is actually really self-conscious and guilty
>Callie was being passive aggressive the entire time because she knew Marie was becoming more popular than her
>"Callie would never be mad at me for winning. She's too nice and sweet...unlike me. Man, I'm such a bitch"
>Suddenly doctored photos of Marie appearing with strange men hit the inkopolis tabloids and entertainment mags
>"It must be someone else, Callie would never betray me."
>hateful texts and emails spam Marie's social media accounts
>"M-Maybe people just don't like me. I knew Callie should have won"
>Callie calls Marie a cunt on live tv. Says her music sucks and that she's a whore.
>"O-Okay..."

>>375764834
I didn't play the first game, what happened?

>>375769126
Humanity fucked up the ecosystem, which resulted in rising sea levels. After the apes died off the molluscs and other sea creatures evolved into more humanoid lifeforms (possibly a result of humankind's pollution of the planet). The Octarians and Inklings used to be allies but eventually they had a Turf War to decide who would win the remaining land masses. The Octarians lost cause some idiot forgot to plug one of their machines in, despite having the upperhand at first due to their superior organization and technology. The Octarians were forced to live underground while the Inklings and their allies took the land and the zapfish, powerful sea creatures that generate electricity. The Octarians never got over it.

Judd the cat was the pet of a human researcher who was in cryogenic stasis for 10,000 years. He woke up and miraculously lived long enough to use his cat eyes to judge the winners of splatfests and turf wars among the mollusc people for thousands of years.

Will it be worth jumping on the Splatoon 2 bandwagon even though I never played the original?

>>375767720
>ngyes

it always sounded like "hell yeah" to me

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>>375769485
hey speaking of Judd being in cryogenic stasis and thus being the only cat on earth in the Splatoon universe

who exactly is pic related and where did he come from

>>375770028
yeah, the game is mostly a multiplayer experience, and although splatoon 2 might have a more comprehensive story mode than the first, it will likely recap anything you may have missed.

The original story mode was more of a glorfied tutorial where some secrets revealed more of the lore.

>>375770158
from the official JP twitter:
>Reports of a small cat resembling Judd have arrived. Could they be Judd's child?! Or, his brother?! Perhaps they'll both use the flags... For the past two years, we thought that Judd was the sole mammal on the planet. Now we're wondering what happened during those two years... By all means, this mystery deserves an answer!

from the official NoA tumblr:
>Okay, I'll be the first to admit he's adorable, but from what we've been able to observe, he's gunning for Judd's spot as premier Turf War judge like a bloodthirsty tiger crouching in the jungle underbrush. The details of his origins are still shrouded in mystery, but rest assured our research on this fuzzy subject will continue.

the way his eyes look, he reminds me of Ditto so maybe he's like some weird clone or robot

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>>375745558
I like splatlings

>>375768681
uh ok...

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>>375761860
link to porn sfm of this artist?

>>375770448
that'd be cool