>not choosing sorceor

Wizard a best.
Scholarly runes and shit > more mp than hp knuckleheads

>>375727262
so basically sorcerer who prays to a god and has a magic book is the strongest

But who writes the books the Wizards read?

>>375728772
That would be an arcanist. And yes.

>>375728849
other wizards

>>375728960
Who wrote the books those other wizards read to write the books the wizards read?

>>375729209
>& Learning
Maybe the other wizards recorded and studied phenomenon of magical creatures and shit. The original source doesn't have to be a book.

>>375729209
who wrote your school books?

>>375729209
Probably some researcher or sorcerer with way too much time

>Wizards
Going to college, becoming an engineer or doctor.
>Sorcerer
Going to trade school, becoming an electrician or plumber.
>Warlock
Going to the welfare office, getting autismbux.

>>375729559
Warlock is more like "sleeping with someone to get a job"

>>375727262
>magic comes from a higher power
But that's a priest.

>>375729705
or paladin

>>375729559
>Sorcerer
>Going to trade school
No. It's like being completly self-taught.

>>375729705
Priest is God.
Warlock is Cthulhu.

being a wizard would be so dope

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>>375729559
No. This is how:

>Wizards
Going to college, becoming an educator or skilled specialist
>Sorcerer
Going to the gym, becoming an athlete or fitness model
>Warlock
Going to a gang, becoming a drug lord or crooked politician

Trust me I know a lot about the ocular mysteries

>>375729752
Paladins use the same magic as priests, they just don't have as many brownie points with their gods.

>>375729559
Sorcerer is more like inheriting a company from some relative

>>375729852
>ocular mysteries

Beholder spotted

>>375728849
me

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>>375727262

>sorcererfags
Check your magic privilege

>>375727262
What do you call someone who does all 3?

>>375727262
Is a witch a female wizard or female warlock?

>>375731186
A munchkin.

>>375731218
Female warlock.

>>375727262
>sorceor
Yeah maybe Wizard isn't for you.

>>375731186
Mary Sue

>>375729852

Wouldn't an octopus with 6 daggers be best?

>>375727262
>not choosing wizard
>not just reading the hardest, powerful shit
>not realizing that the ability to learn and understand shit also comes from within

>>375727262
Being an edgelord is a guilty pleasure of mine so I'd choose Warlock

>>375731186
>Can do magic inherently
>Sell soul to do magic anyways
Retarded

The D&D system is so played out, get some new ideas already

But Warlocks are cool and the rest are not.

>>375727262

I disagree with that.

Warlocks cast offsensive magics aligned with the infernal plane

Sorcerers cast spells aligned to the different elements.

Wizards weave spells using physical foci like staves wands and books, and usually rely more on mystical artifacts

>>375731218
Witchs were burned because people thought they made pacts with the Devil but they were generally seeing themselves as having an innate and often hereditary talent (sorceror) or to being initied into some magical tradition. (wizard)

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>>375731649
Imagine this actually, a single octopus (henceforewith 8pus) can handle 6 daggers. Alternatively, an 8pus can hold another 8pus. And that 8pus can hold 7 daggers. Or, 7 more 8pussi.

By my calculation a single 8pus warrior armed a single 8pus warrior armed with 6 daggers and an 8pus warrior armed with 6 8pus warriors armed with 7 daggers armed with 6 daggers; would destructive power equal to the following formula

X = 0*D

X = POWER
O = 8Pussi Quantities
D = Dagger Quantities

Measured in d6s

My work is all there in the nitty gritty, you can look thru it if you like the 8pussi strike force is well documented

Warlocks are only as powerful as what side of the bed their higher power woke up this morning.

Sorcerers are only as powerful as their talent gets them. If you ain't some high born sorcerer than you ain't close to shit.

Wizards can get stupid amazing but only after years and years of learning. Also their spells have limited casts.

>>375731649
no they need i'd say at least 3 legs to move around sufficiently in battle

2 spears and a shield would probably be best

>>375731763
nah

Honestly, all choices pale in comparison to.. they just aren't, well, adequate to say the least when you compare each of these choices to the Lizard Wizard. Why would you even wan't to be anything else?

>>375731721

More like

>can do fire magic inherently
>sell soul to do ice magic
>learn lightning magic pretty easily from books because you can use fire magic to superheat the air and form lightning anyway

>>375727262
What really prevent sorcerers from learning wizards and get all the advantages of both types?
And why wizards would always make more efforts to learn magic than the more talented sorcerers.

>>375732796
sorceror can do all types of magic inherently though

>>375732867
>What really prevent sorcerers from learning wizards and get all the advantages of both types?
They don't need to nor would it necessary help them
>And why wizards would always make more efforts to learn magic than the more talented sorcerers.
They don't have a choice

>>375731298
whats a female wizard (and sorcerer) then?

>>375733032
A whore

>>375733032
Wizardress
Sorceress

>>375733032
A female wizard is a wizard (female), the same for warlock and sorc. Witches are their own class in D&D (where OP's pic comes from), using potions and stuff like that more than spells.

>>375729892
They have more brownie points, they are chosen champions of their gods

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>No Druid

>>375728772
>warlock
>praying

They pact and bind powers, they're not clerics.

>>375733258
Witches are also a neutral gendered class. Males can be witches too.
Not to be mistaken for witchdoctors, who use voodoo and call on the dead to fight and such, or otherwise use death as a tool. Not necromancers mind you, different kind of manipulation of the dead.

>>375729559
>Wizard
Study hard, get accepted into college.
>Sorceror
Not study at all, have natural talent, get accepted into college.
>Warlock
>Does not study, does not have talent, give the dean a blowjob. Get accepted into college.

>>375731763
What would be your criteria for each one then? Or would you just use different names?

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>>375733393
>big fight happens
>druid turns into a tree and hides
>get lit on fire anyway

there you happy now?

>suck demon cock
>JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
>devote your life to putting significant effort into bettering yourself
Wizard is the only respectable choice

>>375733775
No idea, never implied I could do better.

what about Druids and Shamans?

>>375734128
nature spirits or some other stupid pagan shit

>>375734052
I would suck a succubus cock desu

>>375734128
>Magic comes from nature
>Magic comes from the spirits of ancestors
Easy

>>375733032
Female Wizard: Also Wizard
Female Sorcerer: Sorceress

>>375727262
What's the spell difference?