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THIS KONG

>>375701361
What a disgraceful, unfashionable monkey!
At least we can say his face is kinda entertaining though. And I bet he's a good acrobat as well. Maybe even able to stand on his hands to walk? Who knows.

Discuss what you fucking moron? How about you put some god damn effort into your post next time? What did you even want from this fucking thread? Did you want anything at all? Or did you just want to see if your thread can get replies with as little effort as possible?

He's a lanky guy.

HE HAS NO STYLE

>>375702828
>not knowing the local memes
you need to lurk more before posting, newfag

HE HAS NO GRACE

>>375703432
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

>>375702974
Spoon me please

>>375703550
He's a ginger monkey. Of course he's a disgrace to the Kong master race

The Dobson of Kongs.

>>375701361
crash bandincoo is overrated reddit

>>375702839
just for you

Recently played through the game and HE is the most fun to play.

>>375708026
You need HE.

>>375701361
>tfw HE is a two years old meme
feels like yesterday

>>375702828
>>375703619
>>>/r/eddit

Chunky > DK > Lanky > Diddy > Tiny

I miss when these threads would get 200 replies and OC was made.

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>>375709720
me too

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XE

Donkey Kong 64 is the perfect representative of shallow collectathon platformers that rely on extreme padding rather than any substantial content.

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>>375701361
why wasn't he put in smash bros, hackurai knew how much we wanted him but he put in dark pit instead. It's not fair bros.

I really hope they make a DK64 sequel. I want Playtonic to make it.

>>375710024
That would be true if DK64 didn't have substantial content.

>>375701361
WELL, HE AINT MY BOY

THIS KONG JUST HAS NO FACE

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DK64 is the best collectathon ever.

lanky should have been the only new kong in dk64

Let's go ahead and get this show on the road

HE

>>375709342
i guess size really DOES matter

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>>375701361

HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

>>375701361
HES BIGGER

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>>375701361
He's pretty unstylish, and he isn't very graceful.
Luckily, he has a pretty humorous face, and he is a very capable acrobat, with the ability to do things like handstand and stretch his arms out, but only when he needs to. He can also inflate himself, just like a balloon, which is kind of weird.

HE

>>375710421
Recently 101% it because I never could as a child and I honestly think it is a pretty bad game.

>>375710421
jak and daxter is better

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>2017
>he doesn't Funkypost

>having style
>having grace
>not having a funny face
How does it feel to not be part of tHE master race?