>gets paid 1000 bucks to play scarface >ragequits again

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>>375692742
>isn't making any ad money off of videos at the moment

>work ethic is literally based on quantity over quality
>literally has over 40000 videos because he genuinely thinks people want to sit through 12x20 minutes of content from the same guy every single fucking day
>MUH BIZNES

>>375692824
yeah he jerked off on stream why would advertisers want any part in that

He looks like a cuck

>>375692742
> deleting his twitch after his gf rage in chat
> imma yt only strimmah now guyse
> 2yrs later
> resurrects his twitch
> becomes typical twitch faggot with bits faggotry in chat etc
> yt shucks fuck yuutuube

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>>375692742
>e-celebs

>>375693631
>switch service because one fucks your ass with no ad revenue
>haha what a fag why would he switch services

>>375693850
Maybe it's time for him to get a job like everyone else?

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Looks like Phil MAY actually be fucked now.

>Channels are de-monotised
>Might last a week or he may not be accepted
>Telling people to watch on Twitch because he won't upload videos until he can monotize videos again
>YouTube is half his pay check apparently
>He allegedly in awful debt
>First comment is telling him to get another job

Is this actually the end? Apparently because he was banned from Google Adsense years ago, this could be a problem for him.

https://youtu.be/sh3hwhdPHdY

>>375693897
If I'm not mistaken his back won't allow it.

>>375693897
not him, but how about you move that goalpost a little further into your ass?

>>375693953
>>He allegedly in awful debt
He has 2 mortgages, and dumps bacon grease down the toilet. He probably couldn't give his condo away.

>>375693897
>DPS arrives for job interview
>WHAT THE FUCK, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I WAS MEANT TO DRESS PROFESSIONALLY? FUCKING REAL LIFE BUGGED GIMMICKS

>>375694129
The constant "staycations", fast food, planning a wedding, buying other junk etc wouldn't help either.

I heard he could sell his current house for a profit right now, but he won't because it's his "serious adult house". I do wonder if Leana will stay around this time.

>>375693951
>Apparently because he was banned from Google Adsense years ago, this could be a problem for him.
If this is true, then he had years to prepare for a situation like this and if he hasn't then it's no one's fault but his own.

>>375693983
he has serious health problems

>>375694320
Looking at her twitter, she's no catch, either.

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You'd think they'd learn after the shitshow that was Persona 3 LP

>>375694352
By the sounds of it, this happened:

>Banned from Adsense years ago because he told viewers to click on ads
>Got his money via Machinma after he signed with them
>Now he needs an Adsense account
>Can't have two Adsense accounts

Feel free to correct me.

>>375694457
It's different for girls. Plenty of guys would be fine with her, no doubt.

>>375694532
Anyone that would be fine with her openly talking about cheating on a public forum wouldn't be any better than Phil.

>>375693951
>Make money on easy street.
>Instead of putting it into savings, blow it on stupid shit.
>Cry and complain when easy street shuts down and things cost money.
>MUH ENTITLEMENT!
Maybe he should have thought twice before.
>Buying a new BMW
>Buying a second house.
>Buying stupid shit.
>Making bad investment decisions.

>>375694036
> not him
Tell me more, fat faggot

>In mad debt
>Proposes to his gf

>>375694887
I wonder if it will keep her around?

>>375694938
Cucked him already

dsp is so fucked

even if advertisers do put ads on his videos, the detractors will just directly email them about his masterbating on cam etc.

>>375694938
>Gets married
>she divorces his ass
>Phil has to pay alimony
JUST

>>375694572
>buying a new bmw
he leased it lmao

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>>375695112
You gotta be joking me, this just gets more pathetic by the minute.

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I hope his last video is an homage to Ricardo Lopez

>>375692742
DSP is literally the only youtuber that makes me cry laughing. every time I feel like shit I open up a this is how you don't play and instantly feel better. he's literally so bad it's good comedy gold.
for example
>gets bulletproof limo in vice city
>literally impossible for it to explode
>within the next 40 seconds he takes a hard right turn, it tips, then explodes
I know that only DSP can pull that off.

kill yourself Phil
just end it

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>>375692742
>Change youtube partners
>Lose monetization completely

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>>375692742
Daily reminder.

>>375695804
this collage is so outdated

Half these people are literally dead

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>>375695804
>uses the collage that conveniently leaves out 2 best friends

hmm I wonder why
HMMMMMMMMMM

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>>375696065
But pewdiepie is /ourguy/! He's the only one that doesn't spam his videos around here 24/7.

>>375695804
WE FLY HIGH

>>375695804
C-Wizzy is a /v/ sweetheart.

That collage ain't ballin'

>>375696185
Pretty sure Spoony is dead, so why can't we talk about him.

>>375695107
I want to see this

>>375696185
I would actually agree with you on the point that pewdiepie is less annoying than 2 best friends or dsp because his shit isn't shilled here by retards on an hourly basis.

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>>375693951
>first comment is telling him to get a job

>>375696507
Off topic, but while I can't bear his old stuff (I've tried - even recently), I actually do enjoy a lot of his newer shit.

>>375696570
if he doesn't he should just kill himself

>>375696570
clearly this thing hes doing isn't working so yes getting a job would be the correct solution and then he can do his videos on the side

How is DSP even still going after jerking off on stream? Even if it was intentional. That doesn't seem like something you come back from

Why in the fuck would this dude not see this shit coming and have a rainy day fund set aside so that he could survive this shit?

>>375697058
the money he saved was for that BMW he NEEDED

>>375693369
How the fuck did he even recover from that? I feel like once something like that happens your "career" is over.

>>375697092
If you're gonna lease a car, you may as well just use an uber. No registration, no insurance, no maintenance, etc.

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>OMG FAT FAGGOT GET A JOB

Lets be real why would he get a job when maybe by luck he gets his stream rolling and can get 3x the amount he would get from a normal job

>Get a probably physical job have broken back by 50
>Get job playing games you can do it probably 5 hours a day and you are set free time

Only a retard would prefer a "normal" job.

Would you say "get a job you ugly fuck" to /ourguy/ from /v/ imaqtpie when he gets 2 millions a year frrom twtich + probably a million from YT and thats without the sponsors?

>>375697149
Because his channel is basically stagnant, all of the viewers he has left are either detractors or rabid fanboys.

>>375697149
It's not like he's been popular for the past few years.

What's more confusing is why we talk about this train wreck, but ignore even bigger ones, like Spoony.

>>375697280
leech

>>375697280
If he gets paid that much, he can get by for a while without revenue.

Take a look at someone like Pewdiepie. Same shit is happening to him, but he keeps throwing out content every day, sometimes multiple times per day.

>>375696954
>>375697149
If anything it saved his career. That was one of the funniest things ever.

>>375697347
Providing entertainment is a job.

Bet you are proud of your minimal wage pushing boxes 8 hours a day job and how you "contribute to society"

>>375697434
It was fake. A last ditch effort to go viral to save his channel. Don't give him the attention he wants.

>>375697317
>Spoony
Why do we even need to save that guy
He's a one-hit wonder, just like DSP

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>>375697525
Turns out he isn't providing entertainment anymore. Adapt or drop it.

Especially since he isn't getting paid no more.

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>>375697280
I hate these fatasses who just play games all day and earn millions and sit all day in a gigantic mansion and have a hot blonde gf. It's not fair bros.

>>375697545
>Don't give him the attention he wants

But he is funny, i know his reactions are mostly scripted because thats why most people watch him but not every guy has to be a serious boring faggot like TB, sometimes you just need the raging cunts like DSP. I don't watch gaming YT like at all but if DSP makes a video about a game i like i will probably breeze trought it.

>>375697590
Who said I wanted to save him? I just think he's a more interesting topic. Dude's life is a total trainwreck.

>>375697280
>imaqtpie
hes making 2mill a year apparently so no he doesn't need to and hopefully is smart enough to not piss all that money away. unlike phil who is only getting 1k from patron a month which isn't good pay

>>375697703
Only the montage videos are worth watching.

40,000 videos of filler with a couple gems in them isn't worth it.

>>375697703
Out of curiosity, how old are you? Dude has never even made me smile, so I want to know how close to my age you are.

>>375693369
How big is his dick??

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>>375697687
I'd rather live within my means in a cozy apartment and have someone who actually loves me and not my money, but thats just me senpai

These fatties have no money management and their ~crazy hot blonde gfs~ are going to leave as soon as the money dries up and they're going to end up having cardiovascular issues because they made their living sitting in a chair 24/7

>all these cancerous ecelebs pretending it costs money to sit down and play viyda infront of a camera
>they all pretending they need money
nigger the game costs 60 bucks, you have 100k+ subs, you got money, now stfu and either make content or dont

i think all the fallout is just basically eceleb bubble bursting and the actual people who love vidya are staying while teh phonies are dropping like flies

>>375697808
20.
Ye maybe its because i watch the montages dunno about watching his 100+ videos about one game but i would kinda be sad if it went away. His Dark Souls III videos about champion gundyr and Nameless King were gold in my opinion Pure autistic rage

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DSP is especially revolting. He feels absolutely entitled to making money off playing video games, to the point that even though he makes enough to live, if revenue is down one month, he'll claim he's being screwed and it's the fans fault too. He whines and begs for donations, he legitimately thinks he is doing a real job and putting in lots of work. He often notes how hard it can be because he had a "7 day work week" and wasn't able to take a single day off due to not making as much money, as if everyday isn't 7 days off for him, as he doesn't actually work.

>DSP: How was your April, bluecollar worker?
>Worker:oh it was tough, a lot of 7 day work weeks, pouring concrete, the days were irregularly hot for the season. My back aches from all the heavy lifting, my feet are sore from the constant standing, we had some hazards on site.
>DSP: yeah, I feel ya, times have been rough, had a lot of 7 day work weeks myself, gets tough sitting on the couch playing video games and eating fast food. I have a tight schedule to keep when it comes to streaming, I just have to make sure I wake up around 2 PM.

>>375697921
Thank fuck I've got more than a decade on you. Some of the How You Don't Play vids are ok, but his regular shit is just god awful.

>>375697921
Anyone can shout at a camera if they have a financial incentive. Rage videos are never funny and never will be.

>>375697856
Nah you'd rather live in a mansion making millions and fucking some 7+/10.

You know its true

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I don't watch LPers ever anyway, but I think the memes about him are pretty hilarious. He's such a dumb scrub

>>375698063
Why would I want a mansion other than bragging rights? What's the point of living with someone and basically funding their entire existence when I can't confide in them or depend on them emotionally in any way?

>>375698063
>mansion
Not the anon you replied to but I'd much rather live in a comfy countryside house than a mansion. I don't need the house space but fields around is nice.

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WOOOOOOOW!

I was not expecting that. This game is pretty challenging! I love it! Guess I'm going to have to practice it a bit more and raise my skills to get past this bit huh?

>>375696185
mega64 :)

>>375697149
It only made Dodger cuter

I'm honestly amazed he's still going after all this time, I always thought he was just around the corner from being on the street.

>>375698406
hes desperately clinging to his comfy youtube life. seems like every other day hes uploading some emergency video about his finances.

>>375698362
Wait Dodger did?

>>375698556
Ya got tricked, son.

It was DSP who jerked it, live on a live audience.

>>375697590
>>375697705
Can someone give me a quick rundown of Spoony.
Never followed the guy so I know next to nothing about him

>>375697149
He was a living joke to begin with, I don't see how completely humiliating himself like that would do any harm.

>>375698556
There was a clip of her bouncing in her seat years ago at this point, during a podcast and she looks at her webcam like "oh fuck". People insisted she was jilling off despite being in the presence of the two ugly ass nerds.

>>375698608
Basically, he started back when Nostalgia Critic and the like became popular, he joined TGWTG and produced content there. He suffers from bipolarity and that started to show in his reviews and other stuff, slowly he starts to make less content, he makes rape joke on twitter, his GF leaves him, another content creators (Who had nothing to do with the affair) dig up the rape joke and tell Spoony to kill himself, Spoony goes batshit insane, even less content follows, he finds new GF, his new GF has dangerhair, Spoony stops making content alltogether.

>>375698719
Got a link?

>>375697835
please respond

>>375694352
if he was smart he would have paid off a house by now but instead he bought a bmw and made every poor decision possible

>>375696185
>>375696507
>>375696592
Jesus fucking Christ, Felix, stop already

>>375698726
i dont understand spoony, dude was pulling over 4k off patreon at one point and he just completely squandered it. i think reaching the movie goal on patreon really scared him.

>>375698782
just find dodgers wsg thread im sure itll be in there

>>375698782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeGi44FEUf4

Might want to just mute the video as soon as you click

>>375692742
Best thing of his in last 2 years is DS1 """redemption run"""

>we are reaching end of an era for oldfag e-celebs
>most of them were left in the dust by younger people who are already doing better than them
>most of them will faill to move on
>they already started killing themselves

>>375698939
That is one TIHYDP I'd actually recommend to people, if they had a few hours/brain cells to kill.

>>375698862
He was pulling over 5k/month at one point. The dude was really a forerunner in the video game review world, just like AVGN.

Then his girlfriend broke up with him and he's been shit ever since. Not even a new girlfriend helps.

>>375699039
>they already started killing themselves
Who

Scarface ain't even that hard of a game

So DSPGaming is basically dead now, right?

>>375693951
RIP PHIL

>>375699516
jew wario
spoony and dsp will kill themselves soon enough

>>375699831
Things will get sorted out. His new partner will go up to bat for him! Just like Machinima did. And just like his new/late partner Cursed would've went up to bat for him!

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Support our guys patreon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8wnfYlBBms

>>375693369
Advertise fleshlights for lonely nerds. The Angelina white one is looking pretty sick desu

>>375693951
>Another Alert MY CHANNEL IS DYING
Theres seriously been like fucking 10 this year.

>>375699831
He's gonna coast on the 200 people who give money to him through every hat he holds out to them

How is this fucker still making a living

>>375700159
Dunno about that, people have slowly started to leave their support as Phil has made more and more e-begging videos.
Only true cultists like BSV will remain in the end.

>>375700212
By pretending to constantly be in peril.

>>375700212
Autists that make fun of the fat fuck don't want to fade into obscurity so they donate to keep him in business.

>>375700212
cucks feeling sorry for him and donating

>>375692742

I made 1000 bucks last month working fulltime in a third world country

MUH BUSINESS
MUH BILLS

>>375693951
>YouTube is half his pay check apparently
If the other half is his Patreon, that's complete bullshit. A non-gaming related YouTuber I follow is very open about his YT income, and he only has around 5000 subs, making 900 bucks a month with a 100k or so views across his content.

>>375694320
He should just sell his house, and move back to vermont.

He's obviously terrible with money. He's got a 1k+ patreon, and made apparently like 3k on twitch in April. That's easily enough to live on, not to mention he has his girlfriends income, however much that is.

Fact is, they're both just shitty with money and make bad decisions. If I was phil, I'd be crushing it. I'd be working my ass off to get to the fucking top and scrounging like a motherfucker to make it last as long as possible.

It's clear he has no talent or puts in any effort. His reviews are shit, his gameplay is absolutely terrible. I genuinely do not know why anyone watches him.

>>375698862
The feminist brigade got him
GF broke up with him
His brother shot a guy and hasn't been the same since
and he stopped taking his bipolar meds

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>gets paid $750
>hasnt done a single piece of content for half a year

>>375694036
I don't think you quite understand what that phrase means.

>>375700353
I have a huge problem with assholes that e-beg for patreon bucks AND have ads on their shit.

Pick one and stick with it. And honestly, so long as you are good and have a following, there is no reason NOT to go the patreon route. Check Stefan Molymeme, see if he's said a single word about the adpocalypse. Dude was completely insulated from it all while everyone else is standing around with their dicks in their hands, searching high and low for an alternative service.

What's your favorite DSP quote?

>Castlavania: Lords of Shadows.
>"Punch the switch? How do you punch the *smashes controller* fucking switch?! I'm so tired of this shit! Kojima's a fucking cocksucker!"

He'd rather die than get a real job

>>375700449
>Hasnt done a single piece of content in a year and a half
Fixed that for you anon.

>>375700449
Yeah, but this time last month, he was at 850, and the month before, he was at 950. It's still bullshit that the dude has made well over 4 grand in 6 months for doing fuckall, but at least the people writing the checks are waking up.

>>375700449
>its down to 750
Im glad everyone fucking abandonned his ass.

People need to wake the fuck up. You may as well have burned the patreon cash you gave him because that's effectively teh same thing. At least burning the cash would feel halfway decent.

>>375696185
And Rich Evans!

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>>375700374
>His reviews are shit
I watched his Quantum Break review and realized that he wasn't putting on an act and was full pants-on-head retarded.
>The game stars...THIS GUY from Lord of the Rings, and LIttle Finger from Game of Thrones

>>375700564
Isn't that the fatfuck that jerked off with a star wars toy?

>>375696185

All of that shit is terrible and PDP is no different. He's just pandering to a different audience now that the kids that watched his screeching shit grew up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRcCtbL_64c

>>375700620
Very cool.

>>375700669
I love how he fucking deflects responsibility constantly.

>>375700737
How else would he convince people to bail his ass out?

>>375700669
this fucking manchild

Out of curiosity, how big was he when at his "prime"?

>>375700497
"I myself am a former pro fighting game player."

"The truth is, I can be good at games if I want to be"

>>375700497
>Thank you, ya fuckin worthless humans, for the views!

>>375692742
i wonder how many people is he stopping from suicide, cos they refuse to die before him

>>375700862
His highest viewed video is at 3 million views and the runner up is at 950k. Just looking at some of these view numbers, I don't think he was even as popular as the Best Friends are right now.

>>375693334
Yeah, he is a grade A retard

>>375701141
Oh wow, that really isn't a lot

>>375693334

He could possibly get away with quantity if the quality or charisma was there. It's nothing but a sad display of an aging man nasally berating games for his shortcomings or ignorance.

>>375701141
>>375701432
He was never "big" but he was low key very well off since this was during the time not everyone had access to capturing footage (albeit he was using a literal camcorder), the market was WAY less saturated, LP's didn't consist of highly edited content like today, and he would release an entire game's playthrough by the second night after release.

Unfortunately, he never adapted and stayed with the quantity over quality mantra which doesn't work these days. Especially if you're a fucking goof.

>>375701432
>>375701698
This pretty much. He made his money off splitting his playthroughs into 10 minute videos and stuffing them with ads. Dude is supremely greedy as you can see if you watch that John Rambo and Howard video.

>>375694036
hey you're really dumb

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>>375692742
>tfw Phil deletes one of your comments on his newest video

He read it. Hopefully it breaks him.

>>375701979
Tell us what you said that got to him so badly

>>375701698
FUCKIN' GOOF

>>375702009
I told him this is all his fault for shitting on his dwindling fanbase and milking them for all their worth.

he always says he's in dire financial straits

>>375701979
You should have linked him to the thread so we can conduct an AMA XD

>>375698886
>you actually see the faggots cursor going to start the music
jesus christ

>>375701698
This is so true, I actually had an HD capture card back during the 7th gen, early on. I did play CoD and upload tips/tutorials, this was CoD4 and MW2, I didn't play any CoD after that. I had multiple videos with over a million views, especially the CoD4 ones. I put those up in late 2007 and early 2008, I uploaded them in HD, but back then, there were no resolutions on YT, if you did up an HD video (not a lot did) it just had an "HQ" button, but once HD came around, those videos you could select HD. People always commented about them being HD, and asking how I did it on xbox 360.

I had like 11k subscribers also, I never asked for subs, likes or anything, I didn't commentate, I didn't know anything about "youtube careers" and just uploaded them to help people/show shit off. I forgot about the channel for a few years, recovered it in 2012 or so and started uploading clips of tv shows and eventually it got 3 copyright strikes and now the account is closed, I had zero care for the gaming shit on it.

>>375702038
Nice.

>>375702060
Of course he does. In one of these IT'S ALL CRASHING DOWN NOW threads a few months back, someone linked the video where he was literally telling the viewers that if they don't sign up to Patreon or show up for the streams, that he was no longer gonna be around. Had a hoot over that line. It's their fault he fails at growing his business.

just a dollar a month

>>375702060
that's how it works, people won't send money if you say that you are ok

>>375702262
I give money to Sargon's patreon, and he never asks.

>>375702060

It's kind of legit. Everyone on youtube is complaining about their advertising cuts having taken massive hits in the last few months. I've heard some claim there's been as high as a 60% reduction. Their views aren't down or anything, it's just google fiddling with shit behind the scenes.

>>375702342
Why would you give money to that pseudo-intellectual waste of breath?

It'd be one thing if these guys made intelligent videos and made them interesting visually, but it's literal stills.

>>375700497
Community creation program

>>375693983
Well maybe he should have used some of that youtube money on back surgery instead of fucking cars and houses. But oh wait if he unfucked his back he would no longer have an excuse to be a fat lazy shit and we can't have that no siree.

>>375702262
Its funny because there's a number of guys with patreon who I can name who are making more and mention they have patreon less. Of course the quality of their content is far better.

We should start a charity for phil.

It can be like those old adopt a child.

>For less than the cost of your morning cup of coffee, you can save this manchild from having to face the reality of his horrible business decisions.

>>375702463
But the Magical Seattle Air(TM) fixed his back

>>375702390
Pewdiepie is making about 116 bucks per day. Considering the dude is used to making millions, and was making millions per year before signing the contract with google, that's a hell of a lot more than 60%.

I feel for those people, but then I look at people like Sargon and Stefan Molymeme, who are well insulated due to private donations that they started taking long before the adpocalypse. Best thing people with a following can do is put up a patreon and say that if they can make $X per month, that they will remove all ads.

Isn't this the guy whose gf is engaged to another man behind the scenes and he's trying to keep it secret to save face with his fans?

>>375702571
Pewdiepie is a special case, he became public enemy number one.

He also doesn't sling anything. Half the youtubers around the 200k+ sub mark are slinging some kind of brand deals, especially makeup channels

>>375702390
a shitload of advertisers pulled out of youtube, they're estimated lose almost a billion dollars in revenue this year because of it.

the wallstreet journal found some old videos with racism in them, like alabama nigger song, that had coca cola ads playing on them and alerted coke.

Coke along with a bunch of other giant sponsors pulled out. Youtube wants to now curb everything offensive to make it friendly to advertisers. This means videos have to be as PG as possible, they can't be political at all. No swear words, fake acts of violence, offensive comedy or anything. It's kind of ridiculous.

This is hitting small and mega giant youtubers alike, left and right-wing too, if we're talking politics. Many believe it's a concerted effort by mainstream/big media to try and curb alternative media, Especially MSM, which is literally funded by the same advertisers that funded youtube/the users.

>>375702463
Back surgery won't make you fully functional again. A guy I work with got run over by a car about 5 years ago, and still can't carry heavy shit even after surgery.

>>375697280
The difference is your talking about expectation and what someone could get (like qtpie) instead of DSP's reality.

Everything is going against him and it has for a while now. Every fucking video where he begs people for money he adds another story about how he's not in debt and how he could lose his house. That's the point where you realise that what you're doing is not viable and you get another job.

>>375702439
I find the dude has been doing a great job predicting what will happen, and his skewering of shit like PDP's Wall Street Journal hit piece, as well as talking about the dwindling relevancy of mainstream media... I enjoy it all. It warrants a dollar per month for all the entertainment I get out of it. I also donate to Black Pigeon Speaks (2 bucks per month) and Mister Metokur (2 bucks per month).

Plus, its my money. Why do you care what I spend it on?

>>375702390
>google fiddling with shit behind the scenes.
it's their website, they can do whatever the fuck they want
hell they could literally take all the ad money and the "creators" couldn't do shit about it

>>375702716
I think the loss of the big sponsors ads will actually hurt their sales number in the future.

Not that it really matters. If your business model was based on ads, then it really has no place.

>>375700052
Why is he playing an old ass game like Scarface anyways? It's a good game and all but why Scarface.

>>375702571

I'm not talking about the political punditry shitstorm that's taking place, I'm talking about nobodies who just play videogames and upload the footage and have nothing to do with all that crap also taking a hit. The automated content classification system is ridiculously broken.

>>375702390
Sup Phil

>>375702390
I do shit on Youtube so I know for a fact the revenue cut is legit. It started late March, plummeted pretty hard early April and the last few days or so has seen an improvement but nowhere near what the views on your videos should reflect. The bigger issue being some unknown Youtube "algorithm" that decides what videos will get ads and which don't. Presumably a new system that's being tweaked due to the entire Advertiser boycott which is supposed to cut down on "unfriendly" content. It's garbage right now as videos I think shouldn't get ads, do. While some I know should get ads, don't. Under this "advertising friendly" umbrella anyway.

That said, the shit with Phil is that it's the boy who cried wolf. For the 100th time now. Which is ironic since he was moaning in the past I imagine because he probably wasn't as comfortable in regards to his revenue as he would have liked hence the pleas. Then this shit goes down and for once he's actually in dire straits but he's milked his core base enough and can't grow his channels for more help.

It's poetic really.

>>375702572
No that's the lard

>>375702721
this depends entirely on the back injury and the surgery it requires. Guy I know had a pretty bad back injury due to a car accident. He got that minimal spinal surgery, it took an hour and he left that day with a bandaid, no stitches. He made a full recovery too.

i'm not sure what dsp's issue is specifically.

>>375702721
He'd still be able to work out and the like, which becomes important if you aren't working on your feet 8 hours per day. Your body starts degrading.

>>375702572
His gf wore a fake engagement ring so that people would stop asking when she's gonna marry Phil. He found out about it when trolls mentioned it during You don't know Jack or one of those streamer friendly games and he blew up about it.

>>375702821
I agree that it is, and if you don't already have a big following now, you're probably not going to make a dime until you get that following, but that's still the best way forward. These youtubers can't control what google does. They can only plan ahead to insulate against shenanigans, and react to what Google does.

>>375697307
>rabid fanboys
I know they exist but where else besides his channel can I find them?

>>375694427
He has serious mental problems.
>Bad back - sits on a couch all day
>Have gout - eats tons of red meat and fas food shit
>Allergies and nasal problems - sits in his "office" that is covered in dust and was never cleaned up and never will be
>Complains about low viewerbase - burps and snorts directly into the mic constantly and "jokes" about it

>>375702862
>i'm not sure what dsp's issue is specifically.

I think he once said it was a slipped disc. Severe enough to require surgery to repair.

>>375703152
He has fucking gout? Gout is seriously one of the easiest problems to fix.

>>375698789
Not seen during the fap---the camera frame cuts off right around navel/mid-torso. All we see is him leaning back with an O-face.

Probably not big if it doesn't even pop into frame mid-gut.

>>375703152
>Complains about low viewerbase - burps and snorts directly into the mic constantly and "jokes" about it
But there's tons of youtubers that burp into their mics all the time and still fare pretty goddamned well

>>375703258
Yeah, but they're all terrible.

Twitch is an even worse viewing experience than nu-youtube. Bits, Followers, donations and subs constantly ruin it. Let alone a manchild burping.

>>375703219
He "fixed" it by a diet - but it's not curable. Still eats a ton of fast food - probably just keeps silent about it, since he already "cured" it.

>>375703115
Doesn't he have a forum for his fans to use?

>>375692742
Wasnt that part of a worst games marathon? He only alloted like 2 hours to each game to begin with

>>375703258
No big streamers do this. I mean constantly - directly into the mic.

>>375703482
Doesn't matter.

He gets genuinely upset by it.

If someone paid me a fucking grand to play some notoriously garbage game, I'd damn well put up with it. I wouldn't take it seriously at all and just have fun with it.

This is the difference between someone sane, and someone like DSP. DSP will hate the game, stop playing and then try and justify not fulfilling his obligation to his viewerbase

He's a fucking joke. he deserves to have the Sons of Kojima on his ass.

>>375703597
People paid and voted on those games hoping hed get mad and upset. I don't get your reasoning.

>>375703486
Especially if you're an audiophile. I'm fairly strict about the quality of my audio/commentary so I always edit shit like coughs or the rare occasion I have to clear my throat out of videos.

>>375703679
You can play it up for the fans, but to get genuinely upset is retarded.

>>375703415
Yes, he has forums where every non-dicksucking opinion gets you labeled as detractor and IP banned.

>>375703721
If he was faking it you'd criticize him for that too. You SoK fags are genuinely starting to get as sad as CWCs trolls.

>>375702772
how can you be such a cuckold? pathetic!

>>375703813
This may come as a surprise to you but I don't actively follow sons of kojima, or DSP.

I wouldn't be critical if he was faking it. It's important to deliver your promises to your viewerbase. I'm well aware that 90% of all content produced on youtube, twitch, and mainstream media is all fake.

>>375703813
Who cares - he fucking sucks now even as a rage streamer. Cares only for money, stopped enjoying games at all long ago and fakes everything. I'm only interested in how long can he scam kids out of their parent's money with same excuses while paying for a condo, a house, a business level internet and a new car.

>>375703787
There's his Patreon forums too, but I think you'd have to obviously pay a certain amount.

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>>375696185

Guaranteed replies!

>>375694457
I'd fuck Leanna just for the novelty of cucking Phil, but I can see she's a fan of small dogs.

I hate small dogs.

>>375694320
>>375694457
Is this the one that's obsessed with soap?

BASED PHIL

>>375697856
Stay single. The second you bring a woman into your comfy apartment, they'll start demanding a house before long.

>>375706259
My gf tried that. I told her I'd get a house when we had kids, which she doesn't seem overly eager for.

>>375701832
What Rambo and howard video

>>375705927
I think she makes soap, yeah.

>>375706618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvLD4aGFA_s
Phil's ex-friends

>>375697149
Thats what i thought after the whole United Airlines fiasco but apparently we are not better than this. He will continue doing his thing just like how major companies continue doing their thing after a major incident. People forget,they dont give a shit anymore and they just go on with their lives. You could literally do the greatest,most awful thing ever and people would forget about it in a year

>>375707034
I forgot there is one exception though. Doing something to jewish people. That is a big nono and people will forever be reminded about your actions This reply is more of a joke but i feel the main point is still there

quite ahnestly

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>>375707226
Goy let me tell you I was gassed 6 times in Dachau, don't bring back the memories!

Phil isn't even funny to watch anymore. I feel like he's completely given up. He can't even be bothered to get mad now, he just looks fucking tired of it all.
The Dark Souls replay was ridiculously disappointing.

He just tries to force his ebin reactions to try and make it legit now.

>>375707291
KWAHLITY KHANTEHNT

*snort*

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>>375692742
I'm surprised no one other than that Asian guy has tried to kill this faggot yet

>>375697280
>"youtuber" is highly insecure and won't last for long
>worth sweet fuck all when listed on a CV
wew lad

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>>375693334
>work ethic

He has none. Literally, all he does is press RECORD and STOP. He doesn't even edit footage and simply splits it up automatically in batches.

>>375707993
he records for 4 hours a day
hard fucking work

>>375700052
Didn't he quit Scarface because Sons of Kojima were making a TIHYDP out of it? He just did it again.

>>375700052
lol

METAL GEAR SALAD

Anyone have a link to that one vid of DSP angry about No Man's Sky? Can't seem to find it

>Sean look at your game Sean this is what you did

Should just start pimping out his fiance at this point. I know there are a few anons here other than me that would like to have her swallow their cum.

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>DSP streams Street Fighter IV
>/fgg/ fags invade his stream
>most of them lose against DSP