ITT: God tier monster designs
We making Frogzards a meme now?
>>375673784
>We making Frogzards a meme now?
>now
Get out
>>375673275
>>375673829
It's an esoteric meme. That anon wants to make it more widespread. I'm not sure if that's a good idea.
We doing this again tonight?
I'm game.
http://guardian.battleon.com/Build30/charview.asp?temp=5770033
>>375675336
AE would probably appreciate it.
>>375675604
http://aq.battleon.com/build30/charview.asp?temp=21494560
as always
>>375675746
How the fuck do I do this?
>>375676013
log in and click character page
>>375675681
>/tv/ has frogposting
>/v/ will have frogzard posting
>>375676176
FUCKING LMAO WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME
http://aq.battleon.com/Build30/charview.asp?temp=13723438
>>375676178
>/v/ will have frogzard posting
Holy shit someone make a Frogzard with Pepe face.
>>375676376
Or just post Frogzards instead of Pepes.
>>375676316
>name
>dracomancer in ninja armor
>FOREST TENT
Why?
>>375676432
Oh okay. I get it.
>>375676514
We might need to make Frogzards with different expressions and emotions, though
>>375675746
http://guardian.battleon.com/Build30/charview.asp?temp=47791766
Who else Blade of Awe here?
>>375673275
this is just an alit from elder scrolls
That big ass thing that was impossible to kill.
Carnax or carnage or whatever.
The best of them all
>>375676514
Younger me thought dragons and ninjas where cool I guess. Idk what was going on
>>375676823
one day
>tfw lost the email for the original account years ago
>>375676651
I got the Awe!!! upgrade
>>375677265
>tfw you dont have a face
http://aq.battleon.com/build30/charview.asp?temp=23790616
Morrowind
>>375677265
>tfw still use the same email since fucking forever and still remember username and password
>>375677012
One day Hilldawg, one day...
>>375677012
>>375676823
how depressing.
someone with a vision and plan for the future is designated "monster" by greedy, entitled faggots who never left their computer moniters.
>>375677576
HELL HOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSEEE!
>>375674167
lolwut
what game is this from
>>375677959
(you)
>>375677446
>tfw still remember first email and password
>tfw my old email is gay as fuck
>tfw young me was retarded
>>375677959
Trump's already starting to 180. The neoliberal dream will be fulfilled one way or another, and thank god for that.
>>375678663
>Trump's already starting to 180
360*
>>375675604
http://guardian.battleon.com/Build30/charview.asp?temp=62998919
Anyone know the farming spots nowadays? Feel like playing and I'm probably gonna need gold, since I'm probably just gonna go questing for armour sets
>>375678663
Trump was never going to go full hard right. He always starts with something in the extreme then goes towards the middle.
>>375679004
>x-guardian
Oh god, what is this new tier of bullshit
>>375679175
it's like a couple bucks more for like +10% xp and some extra z-tokens
Please don't make fun of my build, I was dumb
>>375679613
What am I even supposed to do with these tokens in this day and age?
I've got powerword die twice today, what the fuck
Tfw i was one of the first mods for this game and bought guardian on day 1.. I should hit up artix
>>375675746scripter
>>375673275
Artix is a hack and a Jew.
>>375681645
'What makes you think that?
how do you want your badniks, family member?
>>375677576
best
Battleon forum was the first forum I posted on and I got banned.
>>375682607
How'd you manage that?
>tfw Dragonfable is creating boys into femdom
>>375682638
Being edgy/trolling, can't remember exactly why.
>>375676178
Ironically, the frogposter threads have the most in depth analysis of film.
>>375682662
I don't remember this, I don't remember much vampire stuff at all in DF come to think of it
>>375682681
Figures it was something like that
>>375676178
we should be so lucky
frogzards are great and we need a Battleon general and enough people to have a Battleon general
>>375676680
A guar you mean. Alits don't have eyes.
>>375682762
its new Part 3 stuff
shit got dark and waifu's got great art
>>375682847
Oh sweet, kind of feel like getting caught up. Problem is I don't remember exactly what I've played, so I'm probably gonna end up replaying most of book 2 and half remembering it all which is a bit annoying
>>375673275
>do quest
>get free HP potion
>kill 1 zard
>leave
>do it again
>2003 was 2000 years ago
>>375682956
Book 2 isn't terribly important outside Wargoth
>>375682847
This looks like Homestuck
>i forgot my email for AQ
>I was a guardian
also, what's the difference between DragonFable and AdventureQuest?
I need to fucking find this email from like 9 years ago, fuck
>>375683140
The art has gotten a lot better he's just a npc model of a random kid you have to kill
>>375683340
I kinda liked the slightly bad art style of AQ better, it had more charm somehow. This looks a little bland, kinda generic?
>>375683402
The clip art got old for me but I've been looking at it for over ten fucking years now
god I need to rethink my life choices
Friday and her platonic life partner
A dirty smelly pirate hooker
Gravelyn still best AQ girl
Necromancer best class
Escherion best chaos lord design
Ash all grizzled grown up
>>375683759
Others didn't age so gracefully
>>375683526
Vayle comes back
things do not go well for him
Do I make a new account for DragonFable or AQ?
I lost my email to time, so I can't get my old guardian shit back unless I find it later.
Lord Fryday became a bishonen then promptly gets crippled and mangled
>>375683950
Dragonfable
>post yfw you will never see rib_crucher
>>375677959
Yeah I know it's disgusting how Trump was slandered by CTR virgins
>>375684003
what do dragon amulets get you?
I don't know this guy's deal really well
I don't think its fully revealed yet
>>375679175
>new
>>375682780
We have more posters than Battleborn has players but that's not so hard to achieve.
I tried
What the fuck was his problem?
>>375684238
Dumb zardposter
>>375684337
Wasn't it he and Warlic accidently killed / sealed the girl they liked? Oh and set Xan on fire in the process
>>375673275
Thanks OP, it's always a nostalgia blast when I remember my account
>>375678105
Looks like adventure quest worlds
>>375684440
Yep
Warlic was a humongous douche and drove AleXANder insane on accident after lighting his ass up
he turned the fire into healing fire but it still burns him and drove him insane
he hasn't been seen in years let alone book 3 but he kinda was a bitch last we saw him since Chadlic always gets the best of him
>intentionally failing the frogzard hunter quest repeatedly for infinite health potions
AQ was never good
I keep trying to return to Dragonfable but I always get overwhelmed when I realize I have over half a decade of things I missed.
I CAN'T REMEMBER MY USERNAME
FUUUARRRK
>>375684718
It was pretty revolutionary when it first came out actually.
>>375684746
I recently rejoined and it didn't take long and I had only finished Book 1
Just pop on some netflix on the television for the more boring quests but I don't regret it
>tfw when it was easy as shit to log in after 8 fucking years
>account is still up
>character looks badass
>>375684746
Fucking this. I have a lvl 50-60 something character but I think I'll just replay everything otherwise I'm going to be lost
>>375684850
fuck no
easier to backtrack then leveling all the way the fuck back up and redoing all those shitty fucking class quests
http://www.artix.com/featured/aq3d14live/
Huh
>>375684939
I'm just going to use a trainer to skip the battles anyways
Can any richfag buy me guardian
>those weapons/abilities that transformed you into another creature but also halved your damage output
What was Artix thinking?
>>375684995
I'm not following you. What do you mean?
VAMPIRES R GAY
-LOVE, WEREWOLVES
>>375685051
I want to replay to catch up with the plot but I'll just use a trainer to skip the boring, early shit and then actually play seriously the stuff I still haven't done.
>>375685060
BOTH R GAY
-DRACOWEREPYRE
>>375685101
whats a trainer?
>>375685140
Really.
Google it.
Fuck the KoO and their retarded make-work.
No way I could play this game again, I need like 20 levels just to catch up to my legendary armour's new level and buy the other pieces.
Most of my gear is over my character's level.
>>375682662
Safiria is love, Safiria is life.
Goddamn, I always dropped this game before getting anywhere, but the nostalgia is crazy.
>>375684819
Aerodu4lyfe dawg
>>375673275
>>375673275
this and mount and blade were some of the first vidya i paid for myself
do i buy a dragon amulet
it seems like a load of shit is locked behind this, i forgot my account and im pretty sure that shit had an amulet on it. wish i knew it
http://aq.battleon.com/build30/charview.asp?temp=17720471
I've spent far too much time on this game
I wasn't as retarded as I thought when I was a kid with regards to password security.
For the fags that still play it. Did this chick turn out to be anything important? They added a town in the game a couple years back where you did a side quest with a fountain or something and then you got her as a summon. Pretty sure summons were Dragon Amulet locked, except this chick.
What the fuck was Artix thinking?
Marlboro Lights
>>375685237
Can you not use it? I thought if it was in your inventory you could use it?
>>375685857
I can use them.
Some of my items got locked as guardian only though.
>>375677576
>>375685956
>Some of my items got locked as guardian only though.
oh man, that's rough
I'm glad Frogzards are actually getting some popularity, they were my favorite when I was younger because of how silly looking they were.
>>375685971
AQW's art style was so shitty holy fuck
>you can earn free shit using these surveys and Artrix is literally sponsoring it
wow ok, fine with me
>>375686025
I love their quest.
Togs are cuter than frogzards
And these little fuckers have a special place in my heart
>>375685971
is AQW still just faceroll keyboard and all gear has basically the same stats and is just looks?
How is Adventure Quest even still running?
Being a guardian isn't a monthly thing, and I doubt enough people are buying Z-Coins to cover server and employee costs.
>>375686553
You'd be surprised.
>>375686553
Its a big company and they have like 8 games to their name
Uh huh
>A literal shit snake
http://aq.battleon.com/build30/charview.asp?temp=6386552
I like to sell my house once a year to cash in on the token interest
>>375686528
>>375686035
AQW had potential
>>375687149
>Basically the same level as me
>13.7 million gold
What the fuck how am I so poor I only have like a hundred thousand
>>375687330
Sometime ago they made higher level monsters give more gold and xp
I remember when having like 100 million was considered insane and I have like 330 mil or something
>>375687149
Very nice
>>375687330
For like 2 years I autiscially watched the ads for the free gold every day.
If the game was better I'd bother leveling up other than the free xp from the gift boxes and when I'm bored and save my buildings at my house.
When did they start calling it Adventure Quest? As a kid, everyone I knew called it BattleOn, though that was in 2004. That was probably the last year I accessed my account too.
>>375687689
It was always adventure quest the website was just called battleon
>>375684192
Battleon not Battleborn retard
>>375687946
Get some reading comprehension nigger
AQ has criminally low amounts of porn
>>375689504
>basically any character in any of the games I like the most has extremely little porn
how
>>375679028
The fact that this isn't a euphemism for something sexual is more depressing than anything.
what was i doing
>>375689659
It's so sad
If I want to get back into AQ, what's a good way to start? Do I buy Guardian?Do I play DragonFable instead?WHAT DO I DO?
>>375678663
>thank god for that.
I know right? I mean out of all other outcomes, it's not terrible.
>>375690797
just kill shit my man
You ready to fighta fucking moon?And its brothers?
>>375678663
So how's /pol/ dealing with that
>>375682979
>Frogzard lord (Or whatever he was called quest)
>the swamp witch gives you ten free HP potions
>stock up leave
I always thought it was funny because the fights following weren't even hard enough to warrant 3x the usual amount of pots.
>Me and a friend shared an AQ account
>He stays over at my house one weekend because we're going to six flags the next day
>Parents usually don't let me stay on the computer past a certain time but they do that night for some reason
>We stay up until 6AM playing AQ and leveling like crazy
>Drinking soda and eating oreos while taking turns playing
>Play my GBA (probably Klonoa or something) and mess with my tamagotchi while it's his turn
>We somehow managed to not fall asleep in the car ride there
>Don't even feel remotely tired after riding 1 ride and have a blast all day
>Get one of those massive turkey legs on the way out
Even though it was so simple, that felt so special back then. I think that was the first time I pulled an all nighter. I miss those times in a way.
>"high" int
>this nigga fights with a drumstick
where the fuck did I even get this much gold
>>375679838
Cash in, buy a Deren Mansion Estate for better interest, repeat XXX-year hiatus.
I want to fuck Safiria
>>375675604
http://aq.battleon.com/build30/charview.asp?temp=56871342
>>375677265
>used a made-up email account akin to [email protected] because I was concerned with my privacy
>will never be able to retrieve my account
Fuggggg
I kinda wanna go back and play an Artix game. What's the one to play? DF?
>>375677012
redpill me, why is globalism bad
>>375673275
Anyone who's going back to check shit out, Todays Events->2017 Lazy Quest is literally a "battle" with a timer that just adds a flat amount of exp/gold every single minute.
>>375693349
for AdventureQuest
>>375692905
I'd give the original AdventureQuest a shot.
someone should stream adventure quest
>not dressing up as dumb as you can before taking a screenshot of your char page
>>375686231
Sneevils will always have a little boxed space in the back of my head.
>>375682780
That bloody dragon man, isn't he like the super Akriloth dragon fella you fight later?
>tfw poorfag that can't even save his equips.
>All those times I customised my dragon only to be unable to save it.
>>375684987
Wait what? Is it good?
>>375694730
Not him but, no it's not.
It's grind-fucking-tastic. Makes Vanilla WoW's grind look like a bitch.
That being said it's still in early beta so maybe it won't be in the end.
>>375693952
are you seeing the amount of edgy oc donut steels in this thread? I think we got looking dumb covered
>>375695326
mine's ironically edgy
>>375695843
mine isn't, 2006 must have been a weird time for me
>>375691495
Some have abandoned him, others are waiting to see what happens, Redditors from /r/The_Donald are shitting up the board believing any criticism towards the "god emperor" is shilling.
>He didn't play the superior game.
>>375696556
Looks like the 40k orks decided to make a mecha. Just a jumble of guns.
>>375696556
Because it's fucking dead.
>>375696556
>mfw i lost my password to that one
>>375673275
Is that a remastered version of Number Muncher?
I had this Chinese friend in elementary school who gave me his account info and I got mad that he was a higher level than me so I deleted his character. When we moved on to RuneScape, I invited him into the wilderness to gank noobs and killed him and took his shit.
>>375673275
>literally a fucking head with legs slapped on
seriously, come on mate
>>375696689
>That's only the right hand's weapons.
>Chest is stupidly oversized cannon.
>The two shoulder things shoot a bunch of things that shoot lasers.
>Left is just a big hammer.
>Head also shoots stuff.
>This isn't even the most stupid mechs available.
Mechquest was fun.
>>375696798
Sadly yeah. I really wish they put as much effort into the art in AQW, as they did MQ and DF. Half the outfits don't even connect the limbs to the torso.
>>375696857
I'm sorry.
>ywn play this on your computer class again
>ywn brag about how cool your character is to your friends
Growing up is suffering
>>375696556
Man I remember I wanted the t shirt or something of that symbol on the lower right as a kid. I wasted so much time on these games and can't remember my login info at all I think.
>>375673275
What a rip-off.
>>375693224
It doesn't work when the majority of people on the globe disagree with each other. You'd need a hella opressive government to have a united world.
>>375692605
>>375692670
>>375693101
>>375693246
>>375693671
>Monsters
>Post qts
>>375702502
It's their official designation, don't blame me.
>>375703345
I wanna fuck the Abyssal Fleet.
>>375703509
No.
>>375691570
I fucking despise the characters in this game they are disgusting
>>375703560
Yes.
>>375691570
i still wanna know what aspie okayed this design
>>375704168
They are for headpats and protecting only.
>>375673275
Reminds me of pic related
>I'm probably the only person to have ever played that game
>>375705370
And more.
>>375673275
>adventure quest worlds
damn how the time flies, it's been ages
if only i remembered my password
This is Gravelyn. She is trying to restore her Undead Empire, and she thinks you are the best human ever. Say something nice about her!
>>375675604
I haven't played this shit in 10 years.
Can you still easily hack it?
>try to play adventure quest again
>it has new graphics but still fighting shit from 2002
>that tiny head on giant titan body even if you tried to make a girl
>>375673275
That's a Gromnie, faggots
>>375706405
Mimikaki?
>>375706720
I want to fuck her!
>>375707814
>Mimikaki
I'm not that lewd.
>>375706070
my negroid, I still enjoy playing that series
>people who don't have 200 in at least one stat
Don't even bother posting plebs
>>375676740
I remember that. Yeah I'm pretty sure it was impossible. He would always one shot you anyway
>>375686707
I miss MQ. The combat was so much better.
>>375710718
>>375676740
Yes it was
>>375707637
Don't even get me started on that shit.