Who should I pick?

>>375673197
>Soulstorm

>>375673197
Imperial guard

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>>375673197
Chaos of course

>>375673197
I've always liked the sisters of battle.

Necrons

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>>375673197
Chaos. Stomping slaves of the false emprah as a Daemon Princess is awesome.

>>375673835
>METAL BAWXES

maybe as Eliphias

>>375673197
Orks ya gitz

>Soulstorm
You should pick a version of the game that isn't terrible.

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>>375673451
>>375673835
Can't wait for the future.

SLY MARBO

Orks or Guard.

>>375673197
SPHEEESS

>>375673197
Wait does soulstorm have a grand campaign map? only played dark crusade because i love grand campaign styles

>>375673197
If you're going to do SS's campaign instead of DC's, go IG because you can quickly defeat the SoB, and Forward Bases + Lowered Costs is OP

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play with the canon winners of course.

>>375673197
Whoever you're playing as in the campaign in DoW3 at the moment. Idk why anyone would want to touch DoW1's awful mechanical design. Hell at least play DoW2

>>375673197
If you want to play the single player campaign not as sisters of battle, and you didn't play Dark Crusade, go with that one instead.

>>375674124
Sorry anon, DC and DoW2 only.

He is afaik the only character introduced after Winter Assault that's canon to GW though.

>>375674876
Yup, it's dark crusade but worse. Some hilarious voice acting in there.

>>375674926

So Orks?

Actually you should play Dark Crusade the campaign is so much better.

>>375674876
Yeah but it's nowhere near as good.

>>375674987
wasnt LIIVI made canon

>>375675054

TO BATTLE, BROTHERS

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>>375675059
Not in my heart, they aren't!

Is there a mod for DC that fixes the horrible balance?

I want to replay the campaign but remembering how utterly retarded Necron and Tau are kind of put me off.

>>375675251

You forgot Eldar, they're part of the holy trilogy of broken

>>375675293
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Dawn_of_Eldar

>>375674456
Nice reddit race, you like the skaven too?

>>375675293
AI doesn't use Eldar well enough for it to bother me.

Meanwhile three Necron infantry can solo artillery.

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>>375675387
>being this buttmad that IG lost

>>375675450
>AI doesn't use Eldar well enough for it to bother me.

It's not about AI, it's because they are blatantly the 3 best races and that's why EVERYONE who is high skill in multiplayer uses them.

>>375675535
Right, but I'm not playing multiplayer.

I just want a comfy campaign without getting my base instantly destroyed by Necron Honor Guard.

I don't like that the Tau are red in SS, I like the simple tan color armor.

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>>375673197
the only race on their that ain't a git.

>>375674926
Doesn't look like gorgutz to me there bud

>>375675631

Chaos seemed to counter Necrons pretty hard when I played them in DC. And in SS the Necrons were nerfed.

>>375675485
>Le orks ya git xD

you people are cringy retards to play the table top with, or any 40k game online

I own a ork and chaos army and how you faggots act makes me not want to touch orks

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>tfw we'll never have another good 40k game that can feature the DE in their sexy modern incarnation

>>375675730
>And in SS the Necrons were nerfed.
I know SS has better balance, and I could just get a mod that allows me to keep my bases like in DC, but I just fucking hate the campaign and how disjointed it is with all the planets.

>>375675665
I actually like the contrast between the competent Tau commander in DC and the crazy fuck the Ethereals put in charge for the Kaurava camapign.

>>375675761
>you people are cringy retards to play the table top with

I've played the tabletop for over a decade and I've never gotten that sentiment, and I mostly play Smurfs. Almost everyone I know at FLGS love Ork players because they really do just play to have fun. They certainly don't play to win because Ork armies have been bad forever.

>>375675863

What's wrong with building a cannon of THE MOON

>>375675709
Relic shitted the bed in this one in giving the IG canon victory in soulstorm to the greenskins.

>>375676072

Relic didn't even make Soulstorm.

>>375675991
Not only there was a cannon on that moon! But it was also eco-friendly.

Chaos, for the sole reason of having the most quotable units.

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

>>375674926
As much as I love Orks, having the IG win Soulstorm was the best thing they could have done.

>>375676220

WE CAP-TOORED IT FOR CAY-OSS

>>375673197
Play Tau, they're fun.

>>375676220
>most quotable
>not IG
are you fucking memeing me?

>>375674926
>>375675240
>>375676072
>>375676253

100
BANEBLADES

>>375676173
But the decisions to make gorgutz the winner was theirs!

>>375673197
Dark Eldar

>>375676403

My point is that unlike Vance Stubbs, Relic created Gorgutz so of course they're show favoritism.

Plus it's the only time Gorgutz has ever won a campaign.

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Orks it is

>>375676378
The fucking manufactorum could shitout superheavies, we already talked about this to the death!

>>375674926
DoW3 is such a let down i am not viewing anything from it as canon, glad steam has returns

>>375676329
YEEEES MASTER

BURN
MAIM
KILL

FOR THE DARK GODS

THE PATH TO RUIN

WEE
MUST
KIIIIIILLLL

ENEMIES
WE NEED ENEMIES

>>375676504

Just keep in mind that his stronghold's special ability is not as useful as it sounds as it prioritizes replenishing your cheapest units first.

>>375676378
Stubbs being a mega incompetent leader with a Commissar that clearly didn't want to be under the command of such a huge idiot that he managed to "lose" 100 fucking Baneblades but somehow always manages to win his fights was fucking brilliant and I wanted that to be canon from the bottom of my heart.

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>>375675150
Semi-canon.

>>375676532

I meant the whole "losing them"

>>375673336
SS is the best game in the series by far

>>375676493
He got his pointy stick, it's a kind of victory

Also IG never won a DoW campaign.

>>375676595
How the fuck did you forget

I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
IT IS A GOOD PAIN

Play the SS caompaign, it's storyline is far more hilarious and not bland as fuck like DC's plus all the patches official/unofficial make it the most balanced version of the shitshow of flawed design that is DoW1.

>>375676675

Yeah but this thread is about the campaign, and the campaign in SS is a pretty big downgrade from DC's.

>>375676685
>Also IG never won a DoW campaign.
I thought they won Winter Assault, or is the canon ending Chaos or Elder dickery?

>>375676493
Gorgutz always wins campaigns, long as they got to do some fighting

>>375676727
IT'S AS IF A THOUSAND VOICES CRY OUT IN PAAIN

>>375676770

Won by what non-orks would consider winning.

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>>375673197
da onez wif da most dakka

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>>375673451
>>375673835
>>375674656
>>375676220
>Chaosfags still think they matter

If Thraka decided to hit the EoT, the 'Ruinous Powers' would be fucked beyond all reckoning.

>>375676742
Its pretty much the same but bigger and more world management.

>>375676642
Stubbs stumbling his way to victory and imperial prominence, was the best

>>375676769
Eldar won, Lukas Alexander was supposed to hunt Taldeer on Kronus, but the Blood Ravens ruined everything.

>>375676769
Eldar got winter assault

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This beautiful man won the Kaurava conflict. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking heretic.

>>375676867

Bigger but much more of the map is taken up by blank space instead of the terroritories unlike in DC where it's like a big board game.

It also just has bad design decisions, like how Honor Guard is like twice the cost it was in DC so the only way to get them is to hit End Turn doing nothing to earn income. Plus the stronghold missions aren't as good.

>>375676856
le orks da best! lul

>>375674926
>>375675240
Relic can redeem itself in my eyes if the expansion has a demoted Stubbs working as a subordinate for Sturn

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>>375677172

>>375677097
This, heretics better fucking know!

Dont even bother at hardest difficulty
Its literally impossible to beat the AI on later levels

>>375675991
>play for fun
Yeah they waste my time acting like faggots yelling WAAAGGGHH, got boring and became annoying. At this point if an ork player asks me for a match i tell them i am waiting for an adult match

the players really ruined the fun of playing the race for me

>>375676858
fuck off /tg/

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>>375673197
>>375676735
>soulstorm the better game
There exist people that are this delusional.

>>375677171
I dont remember any blank spaces, and I definitely never had to end my turn for req.

>>375677489
Anyone have the cap of that butthurt janitor?
You know the one

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>>375676858
>implying Thraka isn't a puppet of Change

>>375677419
Post your current army list.

>>375676675
>shitstorm
>best game

Are you the anon that got steamrolled oit of its delusion last thread?

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>>375677489

>>375673197
VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS

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>>375676661
it wasn't lost

>>375677489
Oh look its the DC samefag from last thread

>>375676770
What?' How do you know that he won?

Do any WH40k games let you play as Iron Warriors?

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>tfw dow3 will never be as good as these dow1

FUCK ME

>>375676675
This, theres a reason why people play Soulstorm to this day and why dark crusade is dead

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>>375677180
>Stubbs.
>Sturn
>Not Lord General Castor

Weak hearts. Poor form.

Apparently DOW3 confirms one thing that will make all the IG fags commit suicide

The orks

Gorgutz fucking won soul storm

>>375677595
Those are some serious nips right there.

Everyone post your favorite quotes!

>welcome to the single player campaign of Dawn of War: Dark Cru---

>>375677885
I still play Dark Crusade. I never cared for the multiplayer.

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>>375677951
Did I hear Lord General Smexy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zEgte7TmEA

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>>375677501
>I dont remember any blank spaces

When I mean blank space I mean how much of the screen is taken up by the territories. In DC over 60% of the screen is taken up by the territories on the map, while in SS it's only about 20%. The rest is blank space, filler.

>>375677885
multiplayer?

Who the fuck cares about DoW multiplayer?

>>375677979
Thats good. The majority of IG players are a boring lot and deserve to be reminded how bad their faction is as frequently as possible

>>375677419
>At this point if an ork player asks me for a match i tell them i am waiting for an adult match

You're either bullshitting to sound big for how you play with toys, or you're an incredible killjoy for a Chaos player.

>>375678084

With DJ THE L DOG

COMMISSAR BERNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=873TY0ZUqOU

>>375677979

>AdamSavage.gif

>>375677979
Well that and Necron/Chaos are all but confirmed for expansion 1.

>>375678126
orks da biggest and the strongest rit! xDD oh man skaven are also my favorite race

How do I git gud at RTS? I tried starting SS with Chaos and got a Deldar facefucking on my first map.

>>375678183
Chaos players have a pretty bad rap precisely for being whiny bitches.

>>375678247
>oh man skaven are also my favorite race
>he doesn't like Skaven
They can pull off some real bullshit in Blood Bowl.

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>>375677979

BOREALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

>>375678183
Deal with people acting like kids yelling and talking like "da orks" for a few years and you would feel the same, unless you are one of them.

Which DC race has the dankest and most OP Commander?

>>375678124
>Who the fuck cares about DoW multiplayer?
The vast majority of the people who play the game

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>>375678302

Speaking of this motherfucker

Where the fuck IS Cyrus?

or Tarkus

or Aramus

or Thaddeus

or Martulleus

or Thule

>>375678106
>All these factions fought for a planet that has a single continent

The thing seems smaller than fucking australia

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>>375676646
>Semi-canon.
Auto-cannon

>>375678356
>Deal with people acting like kids yelling and talking like "da orks" for a few years and you would feel the same

No I don't, because I'm not a gigantic baby who gets butthurt by how people play a game.

> unless you are one of them.

I play Smurfs

>>375678247
Did an ork raped you as little, anon?

>>375676675
>Shitstorm campaign

>>375678431

Auto
Twin-linked
Lascannon

>>375677979
Lies and heresy.

>>375678124
Me

>>375678462
Sure, why not?

>>375678401
I thought Thule was the venerable Dreadnought?

>>375678401

They brought back Diomedes but hes NOT Diomedes

maybe its a good thing the others are gone

>>375678045
>I WANT STUCK IN WITH DA BOYZ!
>WITNESS YOUR DOOM!
>THIS IS THE JUGDMENT OF THE RIGHTEROUS, SCUM!
>Dance humie, dance!
>If you will not serve in combat, then you will server ON THE FIRING LINE!
>This shall be our day of glory.
>SHATTER THEIR SKIES!
>Danger has found us.
And my fav one from DoW 3:
>Your Prophet found you wanting!

>>375678394
>the 500 autists that play SS daily
>the vast majority
Hm?

>>375678492
Maximum-heresy rape cannon on rails!

>>375678401
they were all banished into the warp for being better characters than gabriel.

>>375678401

Aramus and Thaddeus are in the eye of terror I think

>>375678359
Do you even have to ask? Necron/Chaos of course. Make sure you don't take the final upgrade if you gotta Chaos it actually makes Eliphas weaker cuz holy shit fuck that game and its shitty way of balancing everything.

>>375678472
Ye it's pretty bland. Everything else is a lot better than it was in DC

>>375678251
Start playing from the first game singleplayer. It helps a bit.

>>375678416
A planet's a planet, anon.

>>375678761
Yeah I guesa

PATHETIC CREATURES

You DOW3 did one thing I couldnt think someone could do.

Make every single separate campaign in retribution be good

https://youtu.be/lT5Gy079OWw

I mean it was copy pasted shit but FUCK least to had good quotes and moments

>>375678124
I do

> faggs caring about multiplayer on a game who's rooms are empty as fuck.
Soulstorm players are shit quantity over quality.

>>375678401
Tarkus, Cyrus and Martellus will be the protagonists of the incoming DoW 3 comic.

>>375678359
Stealthed Tau commander can literally win the Space Marine stronghold scenario by himself.

>>375678975

wait

what?

>>375678937
You know we can see you samefagging mr mexican, anus still bleeding after after that ass ramming you got last thread?

>>375678359
Necron lord is literally indestructible

>>375678694
Holy shit this.
Necron tomblord is disgustingly strong.

>>375679167
>>375679114
>>375678694
I know Necron is retard levels of broken, but what's the fun of playing a race with no voice lines in a game all about voice lines?

>>375676220
>nice quotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUnHG1BN1Q

How do I into Dark Eldar?

>>375678896

IT IS TEH BEHNBLEDEEEEEE

Also the lore on the weapons was fucking hilarious.

>remember that time you used this plasma pistol to vaporize an ork who was trying to akbar our command bunker?

>that one campaign mission where you have no base and the enemy has three that the orks always seem to have

>>375679013
>As much I despise this website.
https://www.kotaku.com.au/2017/04/space-war-is-space-hell-in-the-new-warhammer-40k-dawn-of-war-comic/

>>375679286
REAVER
E
A
V
E
R

REAVER JETBIKE!

>>375679286
Build Vect and Dark scythe the biggest army you can find.

Refresh it with your pain power thingie.

Then do it again.

>tfw no banter between commanders in Soulstorm
Ruined the game for me.
Best part of Dark Crusade was Gorgutz being a cheeky little shit and pissing everyone off.

>>375679263
You can always listen to cries of mutilated and dying victims desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae6Fao42aHE


BEST LEADER?
BEST LEADER.

>>375678896
>Merrick gigantic balls stand up for all the bullshit he and his men were put through.

Is for characters like him that I love the guard.

>>375677674
The butthurt is real.
Are you the anon that got steamrolled last thread by the DC anon?

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>>375679376
You gotta go fast

>>375677679
Vance won the campaign.
CANON!

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>>375679286
Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll.

>>375676595
>>375676806
>chaos is most quotable!
>cant even get the quotes right

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>>375679524
>This desperate attempt at damage control

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>>375675679
Whenever I see that pic, i wonder if orks make their own hooch.

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>>375679515
God his voice is so fucking sexy.

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how do i git gud in dow? I can't win any kind of skirmish

>>375678601
Kek

>>375679417
>We are your death alien.
>If ye mean at the end of me pointy stikk, I'm right dere with ya, ha!
>(getting pissed) Such bravado will not save you.
Gorgutz managed to piss off an oldcron. He deserved being the canon winner of one game at least.

>>375679707
They do. It's called Squig Beer. It's made from, like all great ork food, Squigs.

Drink up ya git.

>>375679841
There's a throwaway line in one of the old Fantasy books about squig meat apparently being exceedingly tasty, even to human beings.
I wonder if it's the same in 40k

>>375679695
>damage control
>keeps same fagging
>keeps moaning how good soul storm is
This is a legit autism.

>>>/f/3240427
aspiring champion

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec

What do you think about the Blood Ravens?

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>>375678975
>DoW 3 comic.

Such a shame.

>>375679953
Warhammer lore is so fucked you can basically believe anything you want if its been said somewhere at least once, so sure, why not.

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>>375679707
>>375679841
with squigs, anything is possible

>>375676646
Isn't that the one about the Imperial who fell in love with an Eldar?

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>>375679995
anyone have a request? theyre all from dow1 except for the labor engine

>>375680393
A Vindicare to precise, and yes.
>This is the closest thing to a DoW movie we have for now.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkj8KmxYpkQ

>>375679981
>He's still going
Seek help.

>>375680348
>hairy squigs

So thats where they get the topknots

>>375680502
Kasrkins, if you please.

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>Not converting kaurava into a tourist hotspot for sexy battle nuns

>>375679841
does it really get them drunk? Kinda weird thinking of a drunk ork considering they get drunk already fighting.

>>375680647
I made that one myself
>>>/f/3240429

>>375678592
>And my fav one from DoW 3:
>>Your Prophet found you wanting!

I prefer "it's point aint it!"

>>375680348
>Parasite Hunting Squig
>It's clearly a Tyranid strain mutation

Jesus Gork and Mork you're fucking mad

>>375680830
pointy*

>>375680707
Orks don't get drunk from fighting. They're just naturally rowdy and combatative. They're hooligans.

>>375680843
In the original fluff, Squigs actually were Tyranid organisms made from Ork DNA that the Orks just adopted again.

>>375678592

"I'm going to miss our banter when you're dead". ~ Eliphas to Gorgutz in the Ork stronghold mission

>>375678124
Me

>>375679417
>>375679826
this is exactly why I enjoyed DC more than SS

Its been years since I played through the campaign which each race so I've forgotten a lot of the banter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ELc2zjd4dM

>death? ye look more like a humie who needs sum feedin', metal boy

I fucking love orkz

>>375680648

The Sisters of Battle are fucking insane

>>375678045
>Enemies of the Imperium hear me - You have come here to DIE.

>RIP YOUR THOUGHTS ASUNDEEEEAAAAAAARRGHGHH
>I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT

>WE HAVE BEEN HUMBLED!
>I HEAR THE DRUMS OF WAR AGAIN!

>THE TROPHY IS MIIIIIINEEEEEE!
>WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD

>>375681129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL6LNePez0U

>>375680348
>Hunting Squig and Buzzing Squig

THAT'S NO SQUIG YA GROT

why are people so butthurt about SS i like both SS and DC

>>375681242
>Do you still cling to your false emperor, loyalist?
>My faith never wavers, the emperor protects!
>We'll see how much he can protect you then.

>>375681585

Good multiplayer but the campaign lacks soul because of lack of interaction between enemy commanders.

>>375681363

Insanely hot maybe, but otherwise pretty reasonable.

>>375681585
Is thanks to an asshole who spend months shitting 40K threads claiming that SS was better than DC using semefagging, falacies and lies.

>>375681680

They're basically Inqusitors with a shitton of flamethrowers.

>>375681242

My favorite is still

Shas'O Kais: Surrender, human. If not for you, then for the Greater Good.
Thule: The Greater Good is coming to you from my bolter, alien!
Shas'O Kais: Do the deaths of your men mean so little to you? Are you that mad?
Thule:: Do the deaths of yours mean so much to you? Are you that weak?

Who was the canon winner of the DC campaign anyway?

>>375681881
Space Marines

>>375681881
it was IG or SM i dont remember

>>375681881

The Blood Ravens

>>375681829
I don't remember how it goes but I liked the one with Eliphas trying to taunt Shas O'Kais speaking through his brain but Shas only hears buzzing and thinks it's the intercom crapping out, since Tau do not register in the Warp.

>>375681881
Tyranids

>>375678124
Me

>>375681881

DoW: SM, duh
WA: Eldar
DC: Space Marines
SS: Orks
DoW2: technically no winner as it was individual stories
DoW3: Everyone, but Gorgutz is the one that gets the pointy stikk in the end

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>>375678472
>Dawn of shit 1 campaign
>Shitty assault campaign
>Shit crusade campaign

All of them are fucking awful. The core gameplay is fun as fuck but campaigns have so many shit parts to them it's impressive.
I haven't played any other RTS series with this ratio of trash missions to good missions.

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oh fuggggg

>>375682118

I really liked the story of DoW1 vanilla, it was a classic bromance that falls apart.

>>375682141
mod?

>>375682117
> but Gorgutz is the one that gets the pointy stikk in the end

Did they kill Gorgutz? For real?

>>375682001
>You come to your death, Tau!
>And shut down that comm chatter.

>>375682303

No I mean he takes it and leaves.

>>375682240
Titanium Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyrg1DaZ9ow

>>375682384
Thanks!

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>>375681750

Still insanely hot

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>>375682201
He turns to chaos at the drop of the hat, but i suppose it isn't that unsual for a psyker.

And like all DoW games it's full of pretty good quotes.

DoW is mostly ruined by being a braindead easy turtorial for 70% of the 8 hour campaign. Even the final missions are depressingly easy.

>>375682692

True, but it's a good 40k story and it's carried by some fantastic voice acting.

>nu-gorgutz doesn't have a gun

into the trash it goes

>>375682594
>stands almost naked against demon-possessed rape machines
lol?

>>375682748

At least he gets some good lines out of the game. Really the orks feel like the only ones who had effort put into them for the campaign.

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>>375682141
>tau
hope you got rekt

>>375682827
My faith is my shield, chaoscuck.

>>375682845
So the devs are playing favorites then.

>>375683028
>favorites
Relics favorites are eldars.

>>375683028
>he doesnt know about dawn of eldar

>>375683028
>Dawn of Orky.

>>375682936
Say that to my 6 penises.

>>375683028

It's more that orks are easier to write. To write a good ork story, it just has to be fun. To write a good Eldar or SM story which is serious, it has to have actual good writing.

>>375680607
And you keep going on its game as well. What a retard.

>>375683220
English is hard

>>375683197
That shouldn't be a big deal for Relic, unless the guys responsible for Homeworld have all buggered off.

So who the fuck won shit storm? Vance stubbs?

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>>375683378
Gorgutz.

>>375683370
>the guys responsible for Homeworld have all buggered off.
Lol they did, they're Blackbird Interactive now. Deserts of Kharak was great.

>>375683431
Liar

>>375683370

Well DoW3's story is mostly generic. But the ork part has some great moments.

>The gun's ready boss, you do the honors.
He presses it
>bzzzttt.....YOU GITS ARE GITS!
>See boss? It makes the enemy sad so theyz don't want to fight.
>Oh, really? CEPT THEY'S STILL FIGHTIN!

>>375683378

According to DoW3, Gorgutz conquered the Kaurava system and that's how he learned about the Spear of Khaine.

>>375683353
innit?

>>375683982

Karl pls

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>when you shitpost a game so hard, /v/ begins to actually like it.

God, it only took 7 years of trolling and you finally did it, you blew it all up you fucking dirty apes.

>>375683982
wey aye

>>375684294
Fuck off retard

Alfa Legion memes when

>>375684431
what memes? explain

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>play Dawn of War for the first time
>pick Tau
>base infantry has such range it can actually fire from outside the screen
>mfw

>>375678106
>Walls stop races who can literally drop men from space that will live

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>>375684676
>play Dawn of War for the first time
>pick SM
>walking bricks are turning infantry into spam
>mfw

>>375684676
Its all fun and games till something jumps on you and engages in melee

>>375685209
>engages in melee
lol?

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>>375674926
Did workshop ever actually confirm a the winner of Soulstorm? Don't all we know is that Gabriel fucked up majorly and they lost without a doubt? Who won it then? The Imperial Guard? Why is everybody in this thread saying it was the Orks?

>>375683028
>So the devs are playing favorites then.
>favorite race of the devs
>the british race
>that is the mega "big 3" races
what a shock

>>375676584
Is it really that bad? I haven't been keeping up, but DoW1 is among my favorite games. Can't expect Sega to not fucking things up these days I guess.

>>375685431
>Why is everybody in this thread saying it was the Orks?

Because DoW3 outright says it was the Orks >>375683431

>>375685431
See>>375683431 that's why everyone says orks won

>>375685576

The campaign is fine, but the multiplayer isn't worth it until more modes are released.

>>375685303
Dont worry im sure that 10 melee damage will be enough to fend them off

>>375685864
>Dont worry im sure that 10 melee damage will be enough to fend them off
But that's what the kroot are for.

My big issue with DoW1 in general is that vehicles are way too powerful. A tank can just storm through a base

>162k
>sales have dropped from 20k to 10k

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

>>375686351
>not fighting in melee yourself
Absolutely shameful.

>>375686874

So it sold 162k total? Well all I can say is it's a good thing for relic that it wasn't their money spent.

>>375686963

Tau only go insane and fight in melee if their ethereal is killed. The fluff bit that this lore is attached to was from the surviving space marines of the battle. They found that the Tau fought twice as hard when their Ethereal was threatened, but after their Ethereal died? They went bugfuck crazy in vengeance.

The Marines got out, but just by the skin of their teeth and with heavier losses than they expected because they were not expecting the Tau to just straight up stop caring about their own survival. If they had stayed and fought, the marines would not have survived. Tau willing to crash a perfectly fine Devilfish into you and then immediately hit self destruct is no joke, even for a Space Marine.

>>375687206

Well its almost a week and for a 7 year hyped game, thats pretty bad, not to mention that its a pc exclusive.

>>375687354
>Tau will get an Ethereal elite
>if it dies all the Tau squads will permanently lock themselves into melee attack only but it will double their melee DPS

>>375687625
>for a 7 year hyped game
It was only announced 11 months ago.

>>375687684

And people have been wanting the series to back to DoW1 ever since DoW2 was released. That was last 2009.

>>375686874
How is that even possible? I thought that there was a decent amount of hype? I feel kind of bad, as this ends up being the case for a lot of AAA PC exclusives.

>>375687652

I was thinking more like it more than quadruples their firing rate but with a huge accuracy penalty. Really give off the impression that they're fighting with pure insanity.

For pure Tau though, Kroot wouldn't be affected as they've never eaten an Ethereal.

>>375687841
>How is that even possible? I thought that there was a decent amount of hype?

Gonna be honest, outside of when there was new info coming out, I barely heard a peep about the game. Which would not surprise me as Sega cannot into advertising in the west.

>>375687841

Its getting bad publicity all around. Total Biscuits video could have really dented sales. Not to mention that the steam forums is filled with DO NOT BUY THIS GAME PLS. Even here on /v/, the obvious shills have no chance. The game is DoA.

>>375687841
WAS there hype? I don't reemember this game being hyped up at all, to the point where I didn't even knew it was actually coming out this month.
Especially when comparing that to XCOM 2 or Civ VI, which stirred a lot more discussion.

>>375687841
>How is that even possible?
I imagine that is what most people who were hyped for this game thought when they saw a terminator doing backflips.

>>375688042
>Total Biscuits video could have really dented sales.

He didn't say it's a bad game, he just said wait that wait until there's more content then buy it.

>>375688042
>The game is DoA.
I hope not, I want my Chaos/Necron expansion.

>>375688139

Then I guess thats exactly what people are doing. I can imagine this getting more buyers once the new factions get added.

>>375688065

There isnt. Even during release weekend, the IP count here on /v/ barely broke 100. I suppose DoW isnt actually asu popular as I thought.

>>375688374

/tg/ didn't get much discussion either, but it might've if all the big 40k news wasn't happening at the same time.

>>375677341
nothing is impossible with More Sluggas

>>375688221
>not Chaos/Necron/IG
Guardsmen are already in the game

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I'll probably get DoW when they drop the "Retribution" expansion which makes the game good and adds Last Stand.

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DoW 3's campaign was okay.

The multiplayer is fun but I have to take a break because HALF OF MY MATCHES END WITH THE GAME CRASHING HALFWAY THROUGH AND NOT THE VICTORY/DEFEAT SCREEN.

Jesus christ Relic get your shit together.

P.S. Eldar ranger spam is extremely gay.

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>>375678416

The Necrons were there first, they just wanted everyone to leave them the fuck alone.

>>375688630
>The multiplayer is fun but I have to take a break because HALF OF MY MATCHES END WITH THE GAME CRASHING HALFWAY THROUGH AND NOT THE VICTORY/DEFEAT SCREEN.

Wierd, never happened to me.

>>375688431
Is it true that Girlyman might end up succeeding the Emperor?

Also him removing restrictions on faction recruitment could justify female Knights like Solaria.

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Are Baneblades bigger than landraiders in the lore?

>>375688909

Yes. Landraiders are just glorified APCs.

>>375688717
>Is it true that Girlyman might end up succeeding the Emperor?

He more or less runs the Imperium now instead of the High Lords of Terra in the Emprah's absence, and has evoked a grand crusade. He's also PISSED that he has come back and the Imperium has strayed so far from what his best buddy the Emperor envisioned, because the fact that the Imperium is religious is well...heretical to the Emperor's vision of an empire built on atheism, science, equality, and conquest.

>>375689067
Oh, and forgot to mention, he basically has an Eldar waifu. Get ready for an Eldar queen.

>>375688687

I've tried reinstalling, verifying the game cache, closing everything else except for Steam and DoW3 and updating my drivers, but being able to finish a multiplayer match is still a dice roll.

It's very frustrating because I actually enjoy the game.

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>>375685630
SHOW ME, OR FUCK OFF You deviant Heretic!

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>>375681829

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPeNOEdVmbc&t=0m30s

>eliphas' face when

You know you're fucked when the enemy leader doesn't even bother to taunt you.

>>375683431
We dont know if that shit was after soulstorm.

>>375678084
The sexiest
https://youtu.be/nJ4-3BfrIMI

>>375687773
The game was in development hell since the time THQ went under. Hell it was developed as an actual MOBA for a period of time by another company before Relic got the rights back.

>>375689380

I was always under the assumption that the game has really only been in development for 2-3 years

>>375689067

I smell a rebellion and a coup detat happening. There is no way some high lords will just accept that, especially the admechs who worship the Omnissiah and were willing to compromise in believing the Emperor was an avatar of the Machine God.

>>375689421

They also hinted that Rogal Dorn may be alive, so we may see a true return of the Imperial Fists.

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>>375680607
>>375679695
>>375677674
>>375677489
>>375683353
DC fagg from the last thread here.
Dude, you seriously got assblasted, how hilarious.

>>375689421
If they just attached the text-to-speech device to the Golden Throne at the start, this all could've been avoided.

>>375689578
>He's STILL going

>>375689421
>>375688717

Remember that prior to getting his throat slashed by a poison knife, Rowboat was in fact the leader of the imperium right after the Emprah was confined to the Golden Throne. He was Lord Commander, and ran the entirely of humanity at the time, and is merely taking back up the job again.

Just now he's doing what the fans always said the Imperium should do: confront Chaos directly and march upon the Eye of Terror to end the problem.

>>375676595
WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD

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>>375689919
>>He's STILL going
you've gone paranoid now SSkun, time for you to go outside.

>>375676769
Winter Assault was the Eldar ending, plus Gorgutz getting Crull's head

>>375689421
>"Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've done to our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is not driven by reason and hope, but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than lived to see this."

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Hey so did DOW 3 flop? are they going to fire people on Relic for fucking things up?
FUCK THQ they should had never sold Relic.

>>375690257
>FUCK THQ

Little late for that

>>375690221
>Better that we all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than lived to see this."
what a fucking pessimistic cunt, this was his fault to begin with.

>>375690257

Arguably it did, commercially and critically based on major reviewers and fan perception.

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>>375689067
>He's also PISSED that he has come back and the Imperium has strayed so far from what his best buddy the Emperor envisioned

>Imperium is a shithole, because it needs to be in order to survive
>instead of understanding that hard choices have been made, Rowboat acts like a judgmental faggot

The galaxy is filled with stuff he never had to deal with in his heyday. Lets see how smug he acts when the next Hive Fleet arrives in the Eastern Fringe. Or when Imotekh decides he'd like to conquer another piece of Ultima Segmentum for his dynasty.

>>375690386

How was it his fault, he got his throat slashed fighting a daemon prince

>>375690446
>How was it his fault

Everything bad in the Imperium can be traced back to the Primarchs.

>>375689993
>confront Chaos directly and march upon the Eye of Terror to end the problem
Won't that just make the whole army disappear into the Warp? Or is it actually possible to somehow close the Eye of Terror?

>>375690165
>Still going

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>>375690605
>Or is it actually possible to somehow close the Eye of Terror?

You see, there are these obelisks...

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>The planet broke before they did

>>375690429

You're forgetting that in his time humanity was threatened on a level it never was before and has been since. Nothing has ever compared to The Beast's WAAAGH which reached Terra itself, combined then with half of humanity turning to Chaos because of fucking Lorgar.

>>375690535

It's Lorgar's fault, not all the Primarchs. EVERYTHING is Lorgar's fault.

>>375690605

With the Eldars help maybe. They started this mess after all.

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>tfw playing Ultimate Apocalypse
god DAMN it that shit is overwhelming.

Good fucking luck if you have no friends to play it with. You thought vanilla DoW AI cheats, holy FUCK are you in for a whooping.

>>375690696
I'm waiting until the mod is complete for me to try it, what's overwhelming about it?

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>>375690681
>Nothing has ever compared to The Beast's WAAAGH which reached Terra itself

Which he wasn't around for. And don't forget there's now a fucking genestealer infestation on Terra. Mankind is facing more wars on different fronts than they ever did in his day. Ironically, he probably faced less daemonic manifestations than the Grey Knights deal with every year.

Guilliman can cry about hope and reason - lets see how much hope and reason help when he has to fight the next full sized Hive Fleet. When that day comes, he'll be glad that the IG perfected meat grinder tactics.

>>375691057

I'm up for anything that actually causes the Imperium to be run semi-intelligently. They wouldn't be dealing with half the shit they did if the Imperium wasn't constantly holding the idiot ball.

Damn this has got me reading up on the lore again

>that lore on The Beast

Holy fucking shit.

>>375677489
I haven't gotten to playimg Soulstorm yet. What about makes it so much worse than the other versions?

>>375691236
>They wouldn't be dealing with half the shit they did if the Imperium wasn't constantly holding the idiot ball

And the other half would have destroyed the Imperium if they weren't willing to take such a hard line against recidivism and heresy. The threat that Chaos represents is mostly due to the perfidious nature of mankind. Organizatons like the Inquisition may do heinous shit, but only because it is necessary.

You can't trust that an entire sector won't fall into heresy and start summoning daemons when people have a natural inclination to grasp for more and more, and the Chaos gods are willing to grant their favors to those types of people.

>>375691237

He was basically the Genghis Khan of 40k. He sent in a super-intelligent Ork diplomat to Terra that very bluntly said that they The Beast will come for them if they resist, their options are to surrender or be destroyed.