>shoot a red barrel >it doesn't explode

>explode a shoot barrel
>it isn't red

>shoot a black barrel
>a million fucking news stories about it

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>shoot red barrel
>it explores

>shoot a red barrel
>it falls over and opens
>someone runs out
TECHNOLOGY

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>shoot red barrel
>it screams in agony and begs for mercy

>>375670626
does this actually happen in a game? dev would have to be absolute madman tier.

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>>375670626
>shoot a red barrel
>it doesn't explode
>start making shitty horror games instead

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>>375670626
>shoot a red barrel
>it bleeds

>>375670626
>shoot a red barrel
>you explode

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>>375670626
>shoot a red barrel
>it explodes
>the top and bottom pieces of it ricochet around the room and kill you

>shoot red barrel
>cutscene

>shoot red barrel filled with gasoline
>it leaks

>shoot a red barrel
>bullets go through it

>shoot a red barrel
>the barrel shoots back

>>375672287
name SEVEN (12) games that do this.

>>375670786
>Barrel a it isn't
>red shoot explode

>There is an explosion
>not a single red barrel in sight

>shoot wine barrel near top
>it leaks a little bit
>shoot it again lower
>leaks more

Timesplitters 2 had such great attention to detail

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>>375670808

>shoot red barrel
>ketchup comes out

>shoot couch
>it explodes into a smaller couch
>shoot smaller couch
>it explodes into an even small couch except charred

only oldfags will remember

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>>375670808

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>shoot a red barrel
>npc die

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>shoot red barrel
>plants CP on your harddrive and tips the FBI

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>>375670626
>Shoot barrel doesn't a red explode
>it

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>shoot red barrel
>game crashes

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>shoot a green barrel
> it implies

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>>375675556

>shoot green barrel
>healing explosion restores my HP

>shoot african american
>get away with it
love this realism

>>375674810
Sounds like Goldeneye to me

>>375675739
Why would the game punish you for killing a hostile enemy?

>>375672870
VII twelve

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>>375676503
u got it

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>Shoot a robot
>It explodes into gibs

>>375670626
>run over it in a car
>explodes instantly

>>375672546
>right after it ends you receive a call from one of your support units to tell you about the tragic backstory of the barrel

>shoot a red barrel
>it actually identifies as green and refuses to explode

>no barrel

>>375670808
My sides

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>shoot robot
>it bleeds and cries

>>375670808
>>375674702
>>375675170
>>375677715

>shoot samefagging anon
>he explodes

>>375672667
Crysis

>Shoot a Wheel Barrel
>Now its honor roll

A diamond dozen

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>>375678132
Dont do that

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>shoot a blue barrel
>it iceplodes

>red barrel explosions can open doors

>shoot red barrel
>nope, that wasn't it
>shoot different red barrel
>still nothing
>shoot another red barrel
>nothing happens
>"HEY OVER HERE"
>barrel next to me explodes

>shoot brown barrel
>oh shit

>put C4 on a red barrel and detonate it from afar
>it yells allah akbar

>>375670626
>Shoot Red Barrels
>For making Outlast 2

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>Hide inside a barrel
>It explodes

>shoot a black barrel
>it dindu nuffin

>shoot a white barrel
>it shouted "white barrel genocide!"

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>>375670626
>in dark souls 2
>see a seemingly innocent barrel
>oh dont mind me
>im not a important barrel or anything
>its not like I unlock a "hidden" bonfire or anything
>oh yeah that stupid big enemy right next me?
>nooo dont worry about him he wont destroy me before you can see if I actually am important

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>>375679873
>i post the best barrel story
>one everyone related to at one point or another
now the thread is going to die
why me...

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>pick up a red box
>photon drop

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>>375670626
>Shoot a red barrel
>Credits roll
>be sure to further the adventure through downloadable content

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>>375670808

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>get a job
>get shot
>go to the mall
>get shot
>go outside
>get shot
>wake up
>get shot
>be a red barrel
>get shot

>shoot red barrel
>game crashes

>>375680678
This fucking guy gets it.

>>375680794
Fucking Mass Effect 3.

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>shoot a pink barrel
>it moans

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>>375681456
>Sexualizing a barrel

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>barrel get shooted
>explode no

>shoot vietnam barrel
>pistol becomes silenced
>party member becomes villain in sequel
>it's a "villain can heal doors" episodic sequel
>NPC dog opens door
>"woof! get on mic, anon"
>ice barrel music starts playing
>console language sets to french
Shoot FIVE (shoot) games that do this

>shoot a red barrel
>it radios for backup

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>>375683025
This is a premium shitpost
Archive this for future generations

>shoot a red barrel
>it rolls into a wall and breaks
>there was a rabbit in it

>>375683025
>5

>>375677838
>shoot sjw anon
>he multiplies

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>>375670626
>talk to a red barrel
>you find out about its aspirations to open a noodle stand in Times Square where it will make noodles so good that it gets put on tourist brochures
>has a family of little red cans too and they have a dog and last year they rolled up to Mount Rushmore and met a guy named Hank who was actually a skydiving instructor and they're gonna go with him in a couple mo-
>red barrels gets shot and explodes

>shoot red barrel
>liquid pours out until bullet hole, then stops.

>>375686243
F

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>shoot random barrels
>enter a turn based battle against the barrels