>tfw theres no cuhrayzee Platinum Samurai Jack game ccoming

penis

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>CUHRAYZEE

all their licensed games are terrible anyway

>>375647523
>platinum
>cuhrayzee

Fucks sake, I hate this meme studio, and how every stylish action game idea is delegated to them.

>>375647842
Because they're not given a proper budget so they put their C team on it. If Transformers and Ninja Turtles had the budget of MGR they would be amazing.

You could try Furi if you want a futuristic samurai sort of deal.

>>375647640
Ruined the episode for me.

So out of nowhere

>>375647523
>reddit show
>reddit studio
>reddit genre

gotta get back OP

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>>375647523
>le same combat XXXYYYXXXYYYXXXYYY le epic game CUHRAYZEEEEEEEEEEEE XD

>>375648113
doesn't change that their licensed games are terrible and shouldn't be asking for them, it'll just be the same deal again

>>375647842
Transformers wasn't bad

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>no rick and morty game where you explore other universes

Kill me

>>375648113
>C team

Ahhh, there it is again, the most convenient deffense for every developer ever.

>>375647523
why do you type like a retard?

>>375648113
And you think they're gonna pay for the A or even the B team?

>>375648208
>reddit post
>reddit spacing
>reddit [word]

fuck u

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>>375648213
Yeah it's almost as if action games have dedicated attack buttons.

>>375648208
>reddit reddit meme

Fuck off.

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>>375648524
>MUH CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYY XD

>>375647523
Still can't understand why every motherfucker in the world can't get that only Capcom makes best combat in games. Just look at Sengoku Basara, DMC, Dead Rising, Dragon's Dogma
Just holy shit, how deluded you can be

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>>375648208
>its popular so its reddit now.

>>375647523
>cuhrayzee
>Samurai Jack
>Licensed action game by Platinum
Kill yourself.

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>>375647523
>muh cuhrayzee
>muh platinum
>insert show here

>>375647523
Oh yeah, can't wait for weaboos and platinumfags to start pretending they liked Samurai Jack all along.

Just like Nier.

>>375647523

we have Furi

>the contrarian shitposting over Platinum being the savior of action games has reached untold levels of asshurt

What exactly happened

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We already have a good Samurai Jack game.

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>>375647640
>haha we're on adult swim now we can say penis! XD
Honestly don't know what they were thinking.

>>375648160
>Ruined
so did you cry about it at your pastor at sunday school?

>>375649410
>Platinum being the savior of action games
Autism or shit taste?

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>>375648631
Every time I read posts like this, I like to imagine that Anon is practically frothing at the mouth in anger over nothing. Hunched over his keyboard, eyes strained in focus as his teeth grind together with every capslocked key stroke. It's a good reminder to never get too angry over video games.

Samurai Jack would never have cuhrayzee gameplay.

It would play like a BamHam game.

>>375648160
>came out of nowhere

are you kidding?

>>375649459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajS94fJc2pg

>>375649517
>Hey, the past few episodes have been pretty heavy, how about we put in some silly shit to lighten the mood before the 'Jack Wants To Kill Himself' episode

Jack game should be like action-adventure game with relativly low amount of comabt

JUMP GOOD

>>375649098
>Samurai Jack had limited appeal
Fucking idiots on MY /v/?

Ep1 - 8/10
Ep2 - 9/10
Ep3 - 9/10
Ep4 - 5/10
Ep5 - 6/10
Ep6 - 6/10
Ep7 - 7/10

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>>375647523
>What are some video games that let me discuss the new season of Samurai Jack
Why can't you faggots post on /co/?

>>375649891
pretty likely, if you can believe it.

>>375650014
/co/ hats Samurai Jack and banned all threads of it.

>>375650128
...Why?

>>375649912
ep1 - 9/10
ep2 - 8/10
ep3 - 7/10
ep4 - 6/10
ep5 - 5/10
ep6 - 4/10
ep7 - 5/10

>>375650196

I'm guessing it's like how /v/ blows a gasket over every indie game that gets popular.

>>375650128
That is not true faggot, you just want to post off-topic shit

>>375650196
/co/ says it was dumbed down for the mainstream audience and is now on the same level of my little pony so they hate it.

>>375650351
The show was never deep in the first place. Before this season sometimes it was basically just a silly cartoon most of the time.

>>375650351
It's not really dumbed down. It seems more like this new series is trying too hard to have depth, and is failing miserably.

The original Samurai Jack was never anything complicated. I just want to see some nice stylized action, not some Ashi and Jack love story crap. And if they were going for that route, at least make it good.

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>>375650351
hmm

The animation in the fight scenes were pretty off this episode.

>>375647523
Go play Shadow of Aku. It's a little bland, but it looks and plays exactly like an episode of the show. It's executed very well.

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>>375650351
/co/ can't really be that stupid, can they?

Ahh, so it's time to hate the new season of Samurai Jack now?

>>375649802
Serious question: Who liked the really silly bits in OG Jack? Like Jack running around naked, Jack and the farting dragon, Jack turned into a chicken, Aku in his retarded-looking "human form".
It works for PPG, it works for Dexter, but it feels dumb and out of place for Jack. I always felt the silly episodes dragged the series down, it's like "we're going to treat kids like they're intelligent, but we don't want to be TOO highbrow with them so let's put in some kid humor episodes"

>>375651106
Those episodes are the ones I skip but Jack vs. Aku is amazing.

>cuhrayzee Platinum Samurai Jack
>cuhrayzee
>Platinum
>Samurai Jack
All these cancerous things in a row, christ.

sorry, I'll translate that to reddit for you OP-
Dear gentlesir, your taste is pretty crappy. impressive. most impressive.

>>375651327
dude the new season is amazing

>>375648765
>no terrance and phillip action game made by platinum with fart-based combos

>>375651207
I watch Jack vs Aku but it's just for the phone call bit. The rest of the episode is so predictable it hurts.
>Aku's totally going to cheat
>oh look he's cheating
>Aku's going to find his sword
>oh look it's gone
>but it's going to be a fake
>and look it's a fake
>Aku explained the meta of how the show works at the start of the episode
>oh look that's exactly what happened
>wooooooow

>>375651407
It hasn't really been good since episode 3

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>cuhrayzee
>Platinum

>>375651106
>Jack and the Farting Dragon

Even as a kid that shit made me deeply uncomfortable. Someone literally sat down and animated a toxic fart cloud wiping out an entire village. I refuse to believe that the guy who pitched the plot for that one wasn't a DeviantArt diaperfur-tier degenerate who just wanted to see his fetish on TV.

>>375652062
I disagree, although I didn't watch much of the old stuff and wasn't aware much of ep6 was recycled, so maybe hardcore fans feel a little different.

>>375652405
I bet "hardcore fans" eat that cringy fanservice right up.

>>375652590
the clips were cool and the new stuff was great even if that last fight was a little awkward.

You guys are nitpicky instatiable faggots.

The show is good. It's about the same as the original was with the exception of it's first 2 episodes being more digital that hand-painted, until they went with a more hand-done design after.

Quit being a bunch of contrarian faggots who bandwagon with popular fucking opinion and form your own based on what you actually like personally.

I swear you faggots must be fucking great to hang around irl.

It's a fucking kids show, always fucking was.

>>375651106
Jack vs Human Aku is a 10/10 episode

>>375652590
Not really. The hardcore fans are all waiting for a Jack vs. the Guardian reference. It will literally fuck the entire season up if they ignore or forget about it.

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>>375649517
>that glorious Jack beard is gone

>>375652908
BUT NOW IT'S EDGY AND HARDCORE!!!

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>>375648151
This.

>>375650128
>>375650351
Dont believe his lies. Theres always Jack threads on /co/ with hype.

>>375649912
Ep1 - 10/10
Ep2 - 10/10
Ep3 - 8/10
Ep4 - 6/10
Ep5 - 6/10
Ep6 - 7/10
Ep7 - haven't watched

>>375649891
I honestly didn't care for jack until this new season, it was always a show I watched just to get to whatever was airing afterwards

>>375653171

I was hoping he'd regain his equipment, but retain his grisled appearance.

Oh well.

>>375653335

Maybe slightly. All it has over the originals is a slightly consistently darker tone, a bit more language, things dying that aren't robots, and blood.

The way things play out is still the same as the original show.

>>375652992
I am pretty sure Gennedy said the Guardian will be involved.
>>375652908
Show is definitely good still, but the first few episodes were really something special, even for a cartoon. Still is very enjoyable though

>>375653529
The entirety of season 5 has been one consistent story so far instead of being one-shots or 2-parters at best. That's new.

>>375648160

Assassin babes were getting their necks slit open and children were being enslaved through electrocution and this is the line for you?

>>375648160
>So out of nowhere
No it didn't

>>375653561

Right, but it still more or less feels the same.

>>375652036
Wow fella, you seem like fun on a bun.

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>the one time when aku was actually scary
Is this the best fight scene in the entire show?

>S5 has just progressively gotten worse and worse

the first 3 episodes were 10/10, what the fuck happened

>>375653529
yeah I really should get around to watching the rest of it

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>>375647640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ikLk7Bzg6

samurai jack is in that weird place where it's really really good and it's getting way too much praise but it's only in small circles of tiny minorities that are very loud.

>>375648310
>the closest we have to a game like that is pocket morties
>the best rick and morty game so far needs a vive to play

Why is life so cruel

>>375653839
And I bet you're wound up tighter than an old watch.

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>>375653529
>magically gets his sword back
>magically gets his robe back
>magically gets a haircut
>magically gets a shave

>>375653865
Damning with faint praise.

>>375653865
>can't kill anyone that's not evil
>the fucking sheeps were evil

>>375654080

Yeah, but whatever. Was hoping some crazy motherfucker would have obtained his sword, and he would have to fight against them to get it back, but I guess a deep inward meditation that results in the gods granted him his sword back works too.

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>>375653926
stop

>>375654080
>after attaining balance samurai jack returns to his self
>thats a bad thing because it's magic

this is why we can't have nice things. internet has ruined story tellling

>>375653561
>but the first few episodes were really something special, even for a cartoon.
Jack was always like this
Largely an 8/10 show with a few episodes that ascended into KINO territory, and a few duds. Unfortunately we got the best of the crop early this season.

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This is the best Samurai beat-em-up ever made.

Fucking fight me

>>375647523
>Wanting crazy from Samurai Jack
>Not an atmospheric game with peaks and valleys of action

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>>375654080
>magically gets his chink skin back

Episode 6 was dogshit.
>Dude do you remember (episode) whoa feelin nostalgic?
>Dude penis lmfao hey we're on adult swim now right?
The ending of the episode is the only somewhat redeeming part.

>>375647523
SOMEBODY GIVE ME A FUCKING 1080P DOWNLOAD FOR SIX AND SEVEN GODDAMMIT

>>375654268
>not wanting Jack to go on an actual journey to find his sword
>not wanting Jack to get a new, maybe improved robe crafted by the people hes saved
>not wanting a scene with Jack cutting his own hair
You are the reason story telling has died.

>>375653926
continue

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>>375654396
>Samurai Jack gets a new video game made
>it's a musou

>>375654536
the first 7 episodes have been his journey to get back the sword.

it's been him mulling over murder and innocent killing. That's why the sword rejected him.
that's why hes been having those demons in his head.

it's only natural he just magics it back.
It doesn't all have to be sentimental.

>>375654421
Yeah, that penis line was really shit. I hope Tom Kenny cuts his dick off for ever agreeing to voice such a stupid fucking line, I hope Genndy and bitch wife die in a house fire and I hope all the FUCKING RETARDS that even dared to laugh at such an immeasurably shit line fucking off themselves, the degenerate CUNTS. FUCK

>>375649783
sushi
sushi
sushi
sushi
sushi

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>>375649595
Every time i read posts like this, i like to imagine that Anon thinks everyone on /v/ cares about his opinion like one of his favorite LPs. standing up, hands at waste like he thinks he some god among men. It's a good reminder that no one gives a shit about your opinion

>>375653865
No this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mCQiu9X2mM

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>>375654691
This is the ultimate monkey paw.

Why the fuck isin't there more companies willing to do hack and slash games? It's not like Platinum all mighty is the only one who can do this shit.

I'm still pissed about berserk.

>>375654726
>the first 7 episodes have been his journey to get back the sword.
Bullshit. All he did was meditate for a few hours and boom he got his sword back. Mother fucker had 50 years to do that.

would you Okay gendi making a live action movie?

what would want him to make.

>>375654691
It's the only genre that makes sense

A cuh-razee game wouldn't fit how jack dispatched all the robots or how they attack

>>375655048
European Samurai Jack
Asian Scotsman

>>375654769

Bit extreme. All the line did was kind of force the joke, which didn't need doing because the guys head looked enough like a dick for people to probably notice.

The joke line could have been more subtle.

>>375649783
>Jack getting his ass kicked by a giant chicken
lol

>>375655048
Keanu Reeves as Jack naturally.

>>375655046
first few episodes was him reflecting on nutts and bolts.
he then gets over it slightly with "my father taught me when and when not to kill"
he then gets over it more by sparing and saving Ashi, he reflects about if its him trying to "make up" for the murder and if that's right.
he then "kills" kids and thats his final straw and gives up.
we get a moment with ashi where everything hes done that's right shows his worthyness to the sword.
then he achieves balance by finally talking down his inner demons (his conscious basically) and achieves true balance, not smothering it with lies

he then gets his sword back episode 7

That was his journey.

>>375651459
id buy this if it was very short

>>375649912

I give all of them 2/5

I hate this new season

>>375650856
No, they can't. Jack gets a pinned thread every week with literal thousands of posts.

>>375655319
>first few episodes was him reflecting on nutts and bolts.

It wasn't THAT bad it just wasn't Banjo Kazooie 3, jesus let it go Jack

>>375648316
I don't know where the fuck this retarded mindset comes from and why these dumb faggots think there's leagues within a fucking development team, but I genuinely wish it'd stop.

If they were to make a Samurai Jack game today, how much of it would be fighting? 50%? 80%?

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