This is Lara Croft. Say something nice about her.

She's my mommy

>>375646187
She's good with horses

I want to rip her pants off

I want to dig my nose into her sweaty asscheeks and take a whiff of the sweat infused shit particles

>>375646187
she took down a t-rex, a centuar, an atlantean god, a tibetan guardian, a dragon, half a dozen incarnations of the goddess shiva, and a 12ft radioactive spider with only a couple of pistols

>>375646629
Old Lara did that

New Lara cried and saved her friend.

>>375646725
Plus old Lara had better tits

>>375646187
Never was hot in games. Fun games though.

>>375646725
>saved her friend
By taking down a militarized cult and an undead samurai army with a climbing axe, a bow and some rusty WWII shit. Let's give some credit where it's due anon

>>375646187
I wanna suck her tits and never call her.

>>375647013
No! We're supposed to hate Nu-Lara for some ill-defined bullshit reason that was probably made up by people who didn't even bother to play the 2013 game!

CUNT

>>375647013
>some rusty WWII shit

Oh you mean that MP40 which I used ducktape to upgrade to an AK-47?

My fucking jaw dropped when I saw that. The bow also converts magically into a compound bow. It's shit.

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>>375646849
Lara has a great body though

>It's a nuLara fags spam nuLara and her ass and never actually talk about games thread

>>375647652
The game is fun anon, Lara is better

>>375647581
>no tits
>no ass
>great body
no she did not you virgin, i've fucked plenty of women much better looking than lara

>>375647327
The fixed that in the following game at least.

>>375647581
Why does every female character in a modern setting look like this now? It's always some bland, urban, manfaced dyke.

>>375648773
Yea that's totally true

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>>375647929
It's a third person shooter crap fest with a story so heavily borrowed from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, that I'm surprised Lucas Films hasn't sued Crystal Dynamics yet. It has shit characters, an incredibly bland setting that gets very boring after the first half hour, cookie cutter cardboard villans, tombs are still an afterthought shoved off to the side in caves to fill content and to keep old fans happy while underage kids are running around pew-pewing everything...it's a fucking shit game that sold horribly.

>>375647929
Tomb raider was a 5/10 at best. Rise was a 3/10

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>>375646380

NO LARA IS PURE