Wait, is it MAH-REE or MUH-REE?
>>375641274
It's Marie.
>>375641331
but how is it pronounced?
>>375641274
Mah-ree-oh or May-ree-oh?
>>375641274
fucking look it up retard
>>375642252
Mary-O
>>375642342
>look it up
>everybody pronounces it differently
>>375642105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s130655zOpXl
>>375641274
shes japanese so its MA-ruri desu
>>375642541
her japanese name is hotaru and her taco land name is tina
>>375642541
go hotglue some miku figurines weeb
>>375641274
CA-LA-MUH-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck off
>>375641274
Muh-ree, if only because I know a girl whose name is pronounced Mah-ree and its spelled differently than Marie.
>>375642880
>implying your own personal experience is worth shit in the gran scheme of things
>>375641274
How do you pronounce calimari?
>>375643187
CAL-AH-MAH-REE
but everyone on youtube calls Marie "Muh-ree"
>>375643454
There you have it.
Everyone on youtube is retarded.
>>375641274
I've always pronounced it as "merry". Don't tell me i've been saying it wrong all this time.
How do you pronounce 'best girl'?
>>375643632
never go full retard my man
>>375643784
Marie
>>375643784
>>375643875 this
>he bought a Wii U
MA-RI-A
>>375644006
>>375644009
Best girl hivemind.
Marie's superiority has been established scientifically
Calliefags who insist she's best are on par with young earth creationists
>>375644101
but the Wii U can play Custom Robo in Wii mode if you hack it
>>375641274
It's MAH-REE since their names are a pun on CAL-UHH-MAH-REE
Can you fuck them??
Marie with an ie like that is french no? MA-RE. A as in "Alphabet"
>>375644349
So?
>>375644703
>get wii u
>mod it
>literally hundreds of games to play for free
>>375644770
I can play those games on my old consoles or PC
Wii U doesn't have shit worth playing
>>375643610
>Everyone on youtube is retarded
how do we stop it?
>>375643784
you pronounce it "int-ot-hetr-ash"
>>375643875
>>375644006
>>375644009
fucking delete this
>>375644892
You can't
>>375641274
It's MUH-DICK
>>375644881
>Wii U doesn't have shit worth playing
there's at least 20 games worth playing on the wii u if you're a fan of nintendo ip's
and if you add the homebrew channel on the wii mode, you get free access to the entire wii, gc and every nintendo console and most of the early sega console library that emulates them better than most PC emulators. If the price would just lower, the wii u would replace the wii as the premier all-in-one hombrew box, which is good if your PC is trash or if you like something a little more portable and is more likely to play each game as it is meant to.
>>375645430
>there's at least 20 games worth playing on the wii u
20 is really stretching it. You can only get that high if you're counting literal garbage games like Color Splash and Star Fox Zero. Or filler shit like Hyrule Warriors.
>>375645140
I hate to break it to you, anon, but your favorite idoru got Perfect Blued
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/
>>375645286
Marie is not for sexual
MUH-REEE-YA
COME OVA HEEERE
>>375645140
Get bullied, nerd.
Figures that /v/ would be all about the one that looks disabled.
>>375645687
but callie's the one who is mentally handicapped
>>375645561
>http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/
I really haven't been keeping up with Splatoon 2 at all what is this?
>>375645604
Can´t we all be friends?
>>375646869
Nah, I'd hate to be friends with a bunch of losers.
>>375646869
No.Death to Octolings!
>>375645140
>isnt in the new game because she got killed off due to the last splafes
already done
>>375647432
>>375645604
>>375645561
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>375646527
They both gained singles success and split off
Follow the money baby , no family to hold you back
so when we can expect a new trailer for splatoon 2?
>>375648303
nah thats callie who is butthurt on being a loser
>>375647912
Do you think Callie is going to do a heel turn and be a bad guy out of bitterness?
>>375648387
I fucked up.
>>375641274
mah
>>375648303
Marie is primed for Shawn Michaels levels of success
Callie is the HHH
Will Splatoon 2 introduce new skill strats for toruneys?
>>375648731
no
>>375648563
I never understood why everyone says Shawn was the successful one. Haitch has more titles and worked his way up to top brass. What does Shawn have other than God as his tag partner?
>>375648563
Unless you meant Marty, in that case then yeah, Jenetty went nowhere fast after the Rockers split.
>>375648916
i feel like i turned people off the game when i went only charger during the testfire
>>375649024
Shawn is considered a true GOAT by most fans, and Hunter is a B+ player
>>375649436
their fault for running to the laser, also the new charger buff is great for close combat situations
>>375649480
Trips had good matches against Stone Cold, The Rock, Cactus Jack/Mankind, The Undertaker, and more that I can't remember. Shawn had that HotC againt 'Taker, and the screwjob. HHH I think is more successful.
>>375643875
my african brother
Where is the hype this time? I remember two years ago I bought a Wii U specifically for Splatoon, but the hype this time around is dead.
>>375650919
are you sure? the nintendo switch sold out of stores in one day. literally everyone got one, they just need to advertise more
>>375651283
I meant more for Splatoon 2. I just don't feel like I want to play this one like I did the first one.
>>375641274
how do you pronounce the "mari" part of calamari?
there's your answer
>>375651443
I want the jump button back as it was.
>>375647807
According to the Squid Sisters Stories, Marie's solo album did better and Callie went into acting
>>375651682
so marie is the better singer and callie tries to branch out?
>>375649969
I always find the oppai art of the sisters awkward cause they're both pretty flat
>>375651682
"""acting"""
>>375651818
Yeah and Callie's acting jobs went "late into the night"
I'm scared
>>375651859
I'm pretty much the same, but I just liked the artwork in this one. And it can be hard to find art that don't have them be oppai, flat is justice afterall
>>375644684
>A as in "Alphabet"
There's two A's in there and they're not pronounced the same
And I don't think either is correct
I swear to god /v/ if you killed their smiles I'll never forgive you
>>375643784
>>375643875
/thread
>>375652597
Well Marie never had a smile to be protected in the first place.
>>375652597
Relax, anon. The story in 2 will be all about restoring them.Don't try to feign innocence, everyone is guilty
The real question is when will best girl be back?
>>375652728
I am really hoping Nintendo goes all out behind the scenes Popstar drama, fighting and all.
>>375641274
hotaru.
>>375641274
>Is it Marie
>or Murry?
Are you stupid?
>>375641274
their names are a pun on calamari, what do you think?
>>375645561
>>375651682
both going solo. success driving them apart
>>375653365
Yeah but that chapter implies Marie's solo music did better that she stuck to music
>>375652728
I am not guilty. My WiiU broke a week before the last splatfest and nintendo took forever to replace it.
>>375652904
>Cuttlefish died
>Callie didn't show up for the funeral cause work
>Splat fight
>Tabloids go crazy
>>375653698
And if it hadn't broken? Would you have participated?
>>375653629
Marie stuck with music Callie started acting.
Since they can't include a cunt that says nothing but bitchy comments everytime she opens her mouth in every movie so Marie would have a role.
>>375641274
they're MI-NE-RALS
>>375652087
It's not always the oppai that bugs me, I think I get bugged more when increasing their bust is used to lewdify them
>>375654059
>Callie fags can't handle the bantz
>>375653365
>>375653629
does seem Marie was the more successful singer. Focusing her career solely on that
>>375643784
best gurl
I mean that's quite literally how to pronounce that.And we all know that's Mah-ree
>>375653934
>cuttlefish died
That was my first prediction when they initially revealed the game. How fucking rad would Nintendo including a theme of loss be to Splat2n.
>>375654148
Artists freedom I suppose, again, doesn't really bother me. I approve of all lewds towards any character. Except Yotsuba, she is our sister.
>>375654415
>sister
>not daughter
Come on, man.
>>375654246
>>375654415
Most characters I don't give a shit, but something about SS Lewds feels...wrong to me. Given the fact that most doujins are not porn, I wonder if that is common among Splatoon fans
I never played Splatoon but I have a Switch and plan on playing Splatoon 2. Anything I should know before going in?
No I'm not asking who best girl isI'm assuming its white squid
>>375654696
>>375654468
I feel a siblings relationship is closer than a parental one, just from my own experience of not being close to my parents. Not out of hate or disdain but just cause I see them as adults and not close friends.
>>375654747
Maybe you just don't like /ss/ in general? Which is fine, everyones got their tastes
>>375654696
That was extremely well done from Callie. And then Marie still ended up proving herself best sister at the very end, simply by being nice.
>>375654975
people who put hard fruit on their pizza deserve to be crucified
>>375654975
>Marie keeps pizza pure
Truly the best
>>375655028
My heart skipped a beat when Marie was surprised she won
>>375654801
>Anything I need to know
#OctarianLivesMatter
>>375654975
>>375641274
Go to the Splatoon Direct from 2014. It's Muh-ree.
>>375643784
>you couldn't protect that smile
Why even live?
>>375655190
>won popularity
>won battles
>she couldn't believe it
I was so proud.
>>375641274
MAR-RY
>>375654696
>>375654975
>>375655485
It's plainly obvious that Nintendo prefers Marie over Callie.
So who's going to be Marie's new co-star?
clearly the newest version of the match ending theme has someone new taking over for the trash in squidform
>>375641274Marie! Flip me over! I'm getting crispy!
>>375643875
frpr
>>375655485
>>375643875
mariefags are savage just like marie herself.
>>375643875
>>375654319
I wonder if the Story Mode this time will be Marie recruiting you to help her "save" Callie, with a slight twist that Callie went to the bad guys willingly out of jealousy.
Because it would be crazy to keep them split up, they'll be reunited and the Sisters again by the end of the story of course. I just wonder if Marie will be a solo host until you do that, or if there will be new hosts this time (Either Judd and his kid, or a new idol tandem)
>>375656957
>Nooooo way! SQUID SISTERS FOREVER!
;_;
>>375643784
callie.
>>375652728
The Octolings probably kidnapped Callie and that's the games plotMarie still hosts the Squid Sister show,
but she's alone and sadAfter beating the single player, she comes back and their bants continue
>>375658038When they find Callie again, she's being forced to do a show with a young Octoling princess who just wants to be a star like the SS too.
>>375656957
>>375658324
>>375658324
Callie will be the great uniter that brings relations back to how they were before global warming forced squids and octolings to splat eachother.
>it's yet another genki girl vs shy girl episode
Everyone ALWAYS chooses the fucking shy girl. Always. I'm fucking sick of it. The genki girl is objectively better, in more ways than one. You all just choose the shy girl because it reflects on your own personality more.
Marie also has a shit personality. So there.
>>375659242
t. butthurt calliefag
>>375651682
>Callie goes into AV desperate for money
>>375659242
I like genki, but Marie is better
>>375659490
No anon it's wrong
>>375659242
>Marie
>shy
>>375658719
>>375659242
>shy girl
wouldn't call Marie shy at all
>>375643784
>>375643875
nice
>>375660145
Shit, what if Marie joined the Octarians
>>375660145
>>375660509
leader of an octo sniper platoon. Only fights you at Moray towers
>>375660509
>>375642406
>Callie and Marie
>Pun of Calamari
>everybody pronounces it differently
>>375642615
Tina isn't Mexican, Tina is from Spaintards
>>375660997
#FreeOctavio
>>375662335
bring him back to the top of the charts !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4SbXDRKqFE
>>375660802
Chin Chong durodiching-ching?
>>375662335
octavio is a pretty cool dude, i would let him woomy
>>375660802
>>375662858
don't think they speak Chinese
They were such cute little girls.
old squid sisters designs
>>375664136
>game starts out
>Marie is alone and broken
>you play through, rescuing Callie and getting them back together
>they stage a big comeback with these fresh new looks
>>375664136
That 50's Cartoon look on the bottom right looks weird
am i the only one who wishes other characters get put into splatoon 2
>>375664853
different bands would be nice
It's "my wife"
https://youtu.be/_zxlhlsS28U
>>375642252
Even in fucking japanese, the language of the creator of the character, it is pronounced "Ma/ま-ri/り-o/お".
I'm going to miss this.
>>375642794
its "ca la ma ree" not "muh ree"
retard
>>375644881
> he spent $200 on a console that can play the entire homeconsole library of Nintendo
> how will he ever recover?
> B-but my $2000 PC c-can do that too!
>>375667515
She'll come back, i-i'm s-sure.
>>375667884
Callie isn't "calah" you double retard
>>375668458
so? callie doesnt matter cause she's shit
you triple retard
Are we going to get any new weapons besides dualies in 2? It was great to get brushes, splatlings, and sloshers in 1.
>>375663192
>>375670932
>people think Marie's going to be the villain
new page
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-2
Callie is jealous of Marie's popularity and becomes a bad guy, calling it right now
>>375671926
>Callie acts nice but inside she resents her total loss against Marie
>Marie was actually surprised that she won and now has doubts about how Callie feels about her and regrets the results
And people say Marie is heartless.
>>375671926
Callie will turn evil, it's pretty much confirmed now.
I want to have happy sex with Callie.
>>375642794
>Calimari
>Callie Marie
Holy shit I'm retarded, why have I only just noticed this?
>>375672237
>>375672390
>inventing characterization based on Marie's meandering thoughts
delusional squiggers
>>375672790
Because you're retarded, anon. Come on, you just said so yourself.
>>375671926
Did someone say Marie?
>>375653365
>>375654319
>>375671926
another chapter of build up
>>375661684
>Americans
>>375673380
So Marie became an even bigger smug cunt after winning.
i think its like mari like in calamari
>>375674556
I know, right? She's somehow even more perfect now.
>>375641274
moriya
>>375671926
>Marie was surprised she won despite her boasting
>Now she feels bad about winning
>Thinks she's a bad person for feeling bad
>Thinks she's a bad person for feeling bad about feeling bad
Is she going to slit her fucking wrists next or something?
>>375674492
>yurops
>>375673380
Jesus this reads just like the fan fictions I used to read when I was 13.And I love it
>>375641274
?
>>375676194
Paizuri with Marie!
Am I alone in thinking that Marie looks like a trap?
>>375676563
yes
>>375676563
Say that to my face and not on the fucking internet, punk
>>375672790
what
>>375676563
I bet her smugness goes away when you lift up her skirt and reveal her tiny sausage.
>>375674556
It seems more like she's super self conscious
Here's your Splatoon 2 plot
>Callie's inner jealousy continuously builds
>Random unknown stranger offers her a chance to surpass her popularity
>Callie agrees and the stranger brainwashes her in some matter and uses her to brainwash the masses as well to take over
Inkopolis
>Power of love and friendship help free Callie, and then you fight together to fight whoever was behind it all
>>375676563
>Not wanting a dom Marie
>>375673380
Callie confirmed for megacunt
>>375678984
A dom trap Marie?
>>375679260
Best of both worlds
Marie has a squid vagina, you degenerates.
>>375641274
Marie is usually pronounced MUH-REE as in like Annemarie Reiter, but as people have already pointed out it's meant to be a play on words with calamari so it would have to be pronounced MAH-REE
>>375680000
>quads
She's not a trap?!?
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-2
Marie is officially full of herself
Mariefags BTFO
MUH DICK
>>375680507
Her narcissism is what makes her so fuckable in the first place.
>>375680507
I can't handle all this lore
>>375646869
As long as the enemies of Marie still draw breath there can be no peace
>>375654059
It's probably also because she isn't a bitch anywhere else but the USA version so they had to find something that would fit all regions. Really fires those neurons, eh, Nintenbro?
>>375680507
>is self-conscious about beating her sister
>starting to hate herself for even thinking it's possible that she's above her sister
>full of herself
Calliefags, people.
>>375641274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZU8-hzkt-c
>>375682007
I"m sad we didn't actually see them in those outfits in-game.
>>375643784
>>375643875
>the final splatfest in two posts
>>375643784
>>375643875
noice.
>>375680000
>squid vagina
Does it smell the same
>>375656957
>Callie prefers Rock, but her solo is Jpop
>Marie prefers Pop, bur her solo is R&B
What did they mean by that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoReTVbb0QM
>>375643784
>>375655580
What are you talking about?
>>375683302
Now I kind of wish they had gotten in instead.
>>375683669
playable inklings are more iconic
We'll get this eventually, right?
>>375643784
"dead"
>>375684756
>right you are, Ken
>>375684247
I can honestly see that happening
>>375685419
If Splatoon wasn't a Nintendo EAD game it would had definitely had a small spin-off by now.
>>375685406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlpF0Zs0PE0
>>375685493
a trash mobage card game maybe