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ITT: autistic shit you do while playing vidya

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ITT: autistic shit you do while playing vidya
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Have the office replaying in the background. I've watched all seasons like 23 times each
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>>375618974
>whenever playing battlefront(2015) i usually start to imitate wookie screams
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Whenever I get hit I immediately let the enemy kill me and start over, if this keeps happening I will throw my controller
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>>375619024
I've done this with Malcolm in the Middle and Trigun so fucking much.
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>>375619024

I'm like this with various older sitcoms. Mostly Seinfeld. I've literally seen every episode of that show dozens and dozens of times.
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>>375618974
I always, and I mean always, name my characters in reference to the View Askewniverse
In p5 I named the main character Clerks 2 BLU-RAY.
I named Demi Fiend Snoogins Beanie, and his classmates were named Angelsar Illequipt, and Jay Silentbob
The list goes on. The Times have gotten harder, I'm running out of references
I don't even like these movies.
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>>375619316
Boy, you must hate JRPGs then.
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>>375619316
Are you okay
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Holding the controller like a gun and make shooting sounds while jerking the controller back to imitate recoil
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Enter and exit the option menu multiple times to make sure the graphics are on the highest settings.
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I write down everything that happens in my games of Crusader Kings 2 while role-playing
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HPD3CSQ_fCC0Atw6k5Gkaj7u541oDFrttkhjb86QVaE/edit?usp=drivesdk
>36,799 words
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>>375618974
Play video games.
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I commentate as if I was doing an LP sometimes.
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i play games on windowed mode while watching a tv show and browsing /v/
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>>375619517
>friend did this with RE4 on Wii and the reticle would fly all over the place, with him unable to hit fucking anything
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>New Vegas
>Only use the most basic weapons and ammo because I might later need to use the better stuff
>Never do
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>>375619425
FAR OUT
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>>375619403
Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate and yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved
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>>375619316
I only let the enemy kill me if the situation becomes hopeless (AKA I am down to a very low sliver of health and the enemy has more than 75% left)

At least admit defeat when shit gets too insurmountable so you can start fresh with a clear mind.
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>>375619637
same
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>>375619425
i always create a female character and name her Elizabeth, i also try to make her look masculine.
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>>375619686
that's not that autistic, most people do that
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>play a game
>see a character I like
>finish playing
>go to sleep
>dream about that character in different scenarios
Kill me
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Talk to myself.

I also do it while shitposting on /v/.
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>>375619592
Oh my.
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>>375619592
son
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Spend several hours in character creation, even if the game's artstyle is ugly as fuck (see Oblivion)

The best part was spending all that time and he comes out looking like a hunchback David Cameron. And there are literally zero good male mods for Oblivion so I just left it, played vanilla, and never touched the game again
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>>375619735
keep it up friend and soon you too can work for Bioware
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>>375619616
I do that. It's because I can't stop talking to myself
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>>375619705
It's the fact there are innate biological differences that separate us (Physiological strength, intellect, etc), specifically the fact we evolved on different paths that forced us to develop traits to survive and mixing would only dilute that disparity and diversity, possible even being detrimental to the organisms themselves.

Each evolution has a drawback, no matter how you slice it.
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>>375618974
>always reposition items/ragdoll enemies to make them aesthetically pleasing
>never kill enemies that I like in terms of design
>never kill friendly NPC even if it's useful
>always complete my games 100% trophies included
>when a game has an alternate JP cover that looks better than the EU/US one I import my copy from Japan even if it's more expensive
>avoid digital games as much as possible because I'm obsessed with physical copies
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I pretend that my gameplay is an anime, I think of the dialogues, the OTPs, the characters actions and I even make filler episodes.
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>>375619806
I talk to myself all the time too, but only when alone. I dont think its as strange as it seems
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>>375618974
i use warcraft avatar and play warcraft III music while im playing pillars of eternity
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>>375618974
Sometimes if I'm about to go balls in I start doing cockney ork speak. Ill even shout WAAAGH
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Somewhat tangentially related to video games. I mentally design my own video games of various genres. I know they'll never be a thing, but I enjoy designing games whose mechanics I'd love.
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>>375620047
you got a pic of this? kinda interested
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I lean in my chair to turn harder in-game.
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>>375620071
That's pretty normal anon. Everyone does it all the time.
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>>375620068
Orks don't have penises you fucking idiot
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>>375619592
wew lad
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>>375620190
oh god I do this, I've actually fallen off my chair a couple of times playing Rocket League
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sometimes I masturbate to some random npcs
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>>375619592

goddamn you knightaboos are even more autismo than the weebs
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When i play any bleed/poison related class, i try to leave the last remaining percent to tick damage.
I used to burn ants with heated BBQ skewers and see how long they could go before they'd die
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>>375619686
That used to happen to me in fallout with drugs and other consumables
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>>375620347
lol
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>>375619592
kek
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>>375620192
>reading comprehension
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I will fight a boss once with its original music, then go back and play another bosses music I feel fits better during the refight. I will never use them from the same game. If I replay a game I will never listen to the boss tracks of the related boss, only my autistically inserted ones.
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>>375619592
honestly that's pretty cool, doesn't even look like it would take a long time since you've just written a little bit each time it happens, how many hours do you have in CKII?
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>>375619714
I've made too many comebacks in fighting games to ever consider doing that
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>>375620190
I do this while riding horse in warband
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I always play as a chaotic neutral bard that prestige into a red dragon disciple. Always. Even in games that you can't really, I still pretend I am.
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>>375620347
That's the opposite of autistic. That's drooling retard-tier
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>>375618974
i play videogames to begin with, thats already pretty autistic to bee honest
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>>375618974
I hum Ashes of Dreams for some reason
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i cum on my dog and let it dry out untill the fur is stiff then i lick it
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>>375620632
this has nothing to do with videogames ;-;
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Whenever a character drinks in game, I drink with them, to see who is the bigger bitch. Marston and I got fuckin tore up on some Everclear once, and I ended up walking like him by the 6th or so shot.
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>>375620161
those are the avatar i use

i use janna too i wanted her in for some reason. i mute ingame music and play w3 playlist
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I try to play as obscure many games as possible, because I'm borderline obsessed with overlooked, forgotten, crappy games. Especially romhacks, old pc games and the like. I think it's because I'm trying to prove to myself I know more games than the average ''gamer''. I'm also really fascinated by lost media, despite the fact that I know most lost games are probably shit.
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>>375620632
must be finnish
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>>375620470
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>>375620632
I cum on cat she hiss at penis
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>>375619705
And the cookie ends up giving you a stomachache. Hmm.....
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>>375619616
>>375619902
Same but for me, it's for playing vidya with younger relatives.
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>>375619686
I do that in every fucking RPG. I always save all the good stuff for later and end up at the end with a bunch of awesome things I never even used.
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I talk to myself while playing videogames, it's usually me just commenting on things and laughing really hard at stuff to give me the illusion I have friends
>>375620842
You should play Sly 3.
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I usually play games that have a violent setting while blasting a Perturbator or Carpenter Brut album at full volume
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>>375620161
also i gave them the most fitting class, tried to give them the most fitting appearance and pic weapon/perk that fit with the characters
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>>375620946
same boat here
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>>375619592
that's pretty cool anon, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I like to immerse myself and use items that are more realistic or fitting to my characters circumstance, even though I own/can buy a better item.

>rpgs (like TES and FO) stick to clothes and maximum 2 weapons depending on size
>try work a basic job and stick within my skill sets

>GTA: drive around nicely until provoked etc

Stuff like that. I'm also a huge fan of any RP game modes in games like Gmod and Arma
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>>375620946
if she bites it say goodbye to your penis. Cat bites are fucking bacteria infested things. your cocks gonna rot off your body.
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>>375619024
since when is having background noise autistic?

that's not autistic or even strange in the slightest.
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>>375620880
seem pretty good, although im pretty biased since im a huge wc3/early WoW fan
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I'm still amazed by that guy that used excel spreadsheets to simulate his pregnancy fetish using Artificial Academy in as many details as possible. That's some dedication.
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>>375618974

I realise what I'm doing with my life and I start crying haha
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In FPS games I reload whenever I kill an enemy and dont see more coming. The only time I dont do this is if the game punishes you for it by making you lose that ammo.
In any game where you can make your own character I headcanon their backstory and what happens to them after the games ending if it isnt stated, though I sometimes do this with other games aswell if I dont like the ending/find it unsatisfying.
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>>375621194
Don't be so literal
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>>375621231
never played wow but im a huge w3 fan obviously
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>>375618974
clad my companions in the best possible gear before myself even if they are invincible bethesda games are a good example of this
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>>375621285
Clint was a bitch.
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>>375619686
And then when you do say
>"know what? Fuck it I'm gonna blow this fucking raider's face clean off with this [awesome, but rare weapon with rare ammo] and enjoy it.
>eventually do need it for a bulletsponge boss

Fucking Bethesda games
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>>375621194
>being this new
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>>375621348
okay i'll rephrase

cat bite dik it fal off bye bye
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Audibly say some of these meme phrases:
>yeah boi
>gottem
>JUST
Also i spin my hands really fast and autistically when i get excited like during a cutscene.
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>>375621194
Already happened once, won't happen again
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>>375618974
>make comments/talk to myself
>constantly auto resort already auto resorted inventory in games with an auto resort button (like Monster Hunter for example)
>if it's a game I played a lot and it has the option, i'll mute the music and listen to my own, usually other game music to see if anything fits

>roleplay the same character in every MMO (and more or less every game where you create a character basically) as best i can with the premise that this character keeps being transported to different universes Quantum Leap style and getting to endgame (in the sense of beating the storyline) is how they set things right to try and get home
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If a mp character comments on their latest kill, I repeat what they say out loud.

PATHETIC HOMINID!
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>>375621414
did your penis fall off after fucking your cat too?
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>>375620004
That's not that autistic. Isn't it?
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>>375621289
>In FPS games I reload whenever I kill an enemy and dont see more coming. The only time I dont do this is if the game punishes you for it by making you lose that ammo.
senpai... that's just good practice
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>>375619316
Why?
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>>375621483
i bet it wont since your dick fell off
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>>375618974

Ok so here goes.

In my head there is a bunch of numbers (generally odd ones) that i consider to be "Ugly numbers." And i dislike seeing these numbers because for me they are not aesthetically pleasing, so for example if i'm playing fallout and my ammo counter is 27, i will shoot once or twice then reload just because 26 and 25 aren't "ugly numbers."
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>>375621563
You're replying to old memes, you fucking idiot.
Kill yourself.
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>>375620004

i agree with having physical copies. plus you can't trade in digital copies of games for money towards other games so that's the other reason

though ordering foreign copies for better looking physical copy artwork is autistic and you should stop that.
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>>375620068
Bro I give the road a good WAHHHHG if I'm driving fast. It's almost instinct at this point
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>>375621465
It's a pasta from 2010, genus. Thanks for the info though, I guess I'll just have to live with my Cat Scratch Fever: Shredded Frenulum Edition.
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>>375620393
Suomiboo*
>>375620485
375 hours
>>375621056
Thank you

Here's my current playthrough/project
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1syVzNITq6_ddv7zHvjuesHv4jxXepzk3AiUMTBXkp-Y/edit?usp=drivesdk
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>>375619592
I do a vidya podcast, do you mind if I talk about this? I wanted to cover a similar topic.
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>>375621712
>>>>>>>>>>taking the obvious bait
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I walked through all of Yakuza 0 because Kiryu doesn't strike me as a man who is in a hurry. And I'll do it again the next time I play a Yakuza game.
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>>375621693
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>>375621693
hitting just a little bit too close to home there friendo.
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>>375621849
What do you mean by that?
Please don't just call me autistic
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>>375621693
My girlfriend does something similar to this with the tv. If I turn the volume up to something like 27 she'll change it to either 25 or 30.
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>>375621693
how do you feel about the number 4?
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>>375621693
Hi, ulilililia.
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>>375621867
>merely pretending
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>>375621570
Yeah, but I tend to do it on reflex even during firefights, which ends up in an enemy running up to me while I am reloading.
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cringe
reddit
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>>375618974

During loading screens or long unplayable segments I hold the controller like a handgun and start shooting at imaginary bad guys
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>>375621789
This, makes the experience even better when its a red vehicle
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>>375619592
>charlememe start
>finns
Gay
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>>375621693
Can relate
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I always try to theme my characters. I hate mixing stuff like elemental damage and w/e, I always try to max out my characters in one thing only and not spread out in talents.
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>>375621693
kek this guilty :)
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>>375619686
>DMC 1
>finally go to Dante Must Die mode
>reach final boss
>he allways kills me when hes almost dead
>what do.jpg
>search for items
>i have at least 20 inmortality orb farmed for this mode
I forgot about it until the end.
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>>375621849
link pls, promise I won't call you a shill, mate.
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>>375621924
No, no. I wanted to cover "being immersed in game". Not in a deep and serious way, more a lighthearted and brief segment.

I can give you a link if you'd like.
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>>375622078
i used to do this too
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>>375621784
>ordering foreign copies for better looking physical copy artwork is autistic and you should stop that
But I must
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>>375618974
>playing
when I watch streams I get angry that the streamer doesn't finish a game even when hes already done it before
and no, I wont go watch a longplay, they should have played the game all the way instead!
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>>375618974
I exhaust every conversation option possible, even If I've heard it a million times before.
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If I'm playing an RTS I need to build everything symmetrical.

Lose a lot of matches wasting time building supply depots in pattern
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>>375622220
what do you do with the extra foreign copies anon?

i assume you dont know japanese
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>>375622181
Whoop

https://youtube.com/channel/UC2xV57u7Xj7ceVE-1VRPyMw
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>>375622208

>Used to

Don't kid yourself bro, it's still fun as fuck
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>>375622220
God I need this
The cover here in yurop is so fucking ugly
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>>375622105
I needed (and still do after the ironman broke) the Charlie to 1432 achievement
In particular, being Finns would allow me time to develop rather than immediately deal with larger, reformed powers.
Also, I put on Aztec invasion to see what memes would come of it (they wouldn't get as far as Finland), but the army just landed in Brittany and never declared war on anybody.
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>>375621693
This is legit autism, dude
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>>375622307
Fucking shill
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>>375621693
>tfw 27 is my lucky number
I'll fite u m8
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I hum to the music.
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>>375619616
same except I act like I'm streaming and have a giant audience
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>>375622409
Pls lik n subscribe thank you
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I try to e-sport cast myself in games with a competitive leaning. Go over mistakes and reasonings, try to analyze what to do next and so on, reflection of previous plays and such.

It gets pretty autistic whenever I play assfaggots, I once had my little normie brother walk in on me doing it, he'd been listening by the door to me. It was pretty fucking cringe.
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I have a notepad sat on my desk that I use to make notes on my progress, important things NPCs have said, puzzle solutions, that sort of thing (even when there's already an ingame questlog). It sounds weird but it's nice to look back on notes from my first playthrough of games that later go on to be my favourites.
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>>375622207
I'm fine with it, I guess.
Playing /gsg/ with an RP mindset is honestly the best way to play, CK2 especially, because that's the way history works
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>>375622347
The sleeve is reversible, you can change the box art if you want.
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>>375622003

Goes well with 6,5,8,7(if its placed before because 37 is fucking disgusting.)

>>375622376
I don't even have autism desu.

>>375622421
Ew, 27 is the worst offender
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I always answer to in-game lines in real life
Like when Tracer says "Do you get that feeling of Deja Vu?" I will say something like "No but I bet you do!"
I think my parents are a wee bit worried
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>>375619806
>>375620035
Do you talk to yourself or think out loud? Because I think the distinction is important. I do the latter.
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>>375622305
I usually play them after playing the translated version a few times, this way I know what to do even if I don't understand the text.
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I can't stand seeing health bar not filled up completely.

Even if I'm at say 48/50 health, I will use a healing item just to see it top off. Seeing other people play games and not do this causes me trauma
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>>375618974

How is AoT season 2? Not started it yet.
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>>375622078
I thought I was the only one
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sometimes when i get a game where you can play with others in i always have the goal in my head to become one of the best or legendary players of the game even though i never do. can't help it, i just get that eeling a lot where i wanna be that guy that has people go "oh shit, it's him"

dont really do this much anymore
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>>375619316
Soulsfags, everyone
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>>375619517
>>375619646
>MFW i do the same cause you can hold a PS3 controller like a TMP in RE4
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>>375621693
I've the same thing with various things in my life. For example, I won't ever go to sleep when time is showing odd numbers.
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>>375622817
The death scenes are horrific as ever and all the cute scenes between Ymir and Historia have been rendered useless by Isayama because he's a party pooper
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I pick the weakest weapon in the game and try to beat it.
I couldn't defeat 4 kings with broken sword.
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>>375622694
>I don't even have autism desu.
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>>375622801
I guess I do something similar- I always get a really strong urge to reload after using a couple of bullets. If I kill someone, I reload on instinct even if I still have 3/4 of my magazine left and I'm still not out of the fight. It's fucked me over many times.
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I have an open case and ever so often I see the GPU hitting near 100% I poke my finger in one of the fans ever so slightly to see how the temperature goes up then imagine it panting like a mad dog to not die of heat stroke.
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>>375622713
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>>375619316

This was a habit I gained from playing shmups a lot
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I yell weird shit in other language than my own
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>>375618974
Wheb playing games like dmc or bayonetta I call out character catchphrases when defeating enemies. Like dante saying BREAKDOWN after million stab or bayonetta saying THE...END after her weave combos.

Its become such a habit that Ive started coming up with things to say doing mundane tasks and I keep saying DEAD-ON when finishing a project at work.
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More OCD than autistic.

But I have a hard time playing as a bad character or doing things that go against what is considered immoral in Christianity. Event though I'm not religious (I used to be and I think it's some form of magical thinking I picked up).

An example is, I never initiate combat, so it's always self defense and not 'murder'. This includes not going near enemies when they 'warn' me. In Skyrim this was a lot of running in huge circles to avoid entering enemy aggro range. Cause in my mind that would make me the attacker.

I also avoid magic, anything that encourages worship of other gods and even certain words like certain curses. When this happen, I reload the game to an earlier save before this 'happened'.

I know it makes no sense at all, but it's really typical OCD behavior. Strangely for me it's only in video games and not IRL.
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>feel like playing Morrowind or Oblivion
>try to make each new playthrough different by choosing a different class, immerse myself in the game by acting in a way that would reflect the class I'm playing
>always subconciously end up jumping around/bunnyhopping like a retard, jumping from object to object in weird patterns mindlessly

Doesn't happen for some reason when I play Skyrim. Probably because there's no acrobatics skill and you don't float around as much when jumping.
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>>375622109
>Torchlight II
>refuses to spend even a single point in the bonderline OP Blink spell since it's considered ice magic and I decided to be a Pyromancer
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>>375623096
How about miracles in Dark Souls where it's unspecific who you're worshipping? You could roleplay that as being Christian if you like.
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Whenever I end a round in ANY multiplayer game I will rapidly pace back and forth and run to the nearest faucet and cover my face in water. Win or lose.
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>>375623365
for real?
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>>375621693
jojo reference?
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>>375623096
Sounds to me you're a soccer mom in denial.
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>>375619637
that's not autistic, that's just having no ability to focus
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>>375621693
i frequently do this too, and not just in games. The number must either be even or a multiple of 5
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>>375622940
It takes on average 7 minutes to go to sleep completely, so statistically if you start going to sleep on an even number you're actually reaching sleep just as it ticks over to odd. Enjoy your sleep.
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>>375621693
Anything that doesn't end with 0 or 5 (besides repeating digits I guess) shouldn't be considered a number at all.
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Before touching a controller or a disc i need to wash my hands at least 2 or 3 times
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WHEN I PLAY GAMES I TRY TO EVALUATE OTHER PLAYERS PSYCHE AND CLASSIFY THEM IN GROUPS WHILE DIAGNOSING THEM WITH MENTAL ILLNESSES THAT I MYSELF SUFFER FROM
THIS DOESNT MAKE ME A PSYCHOPATH AND IS VERY ENJOYABLE
AT THE END OF THE DAY I COMPILE ALL OF MY INFORMATION INTO A SIMPSONS LUNCHPAIL THAT I KEEP IN MY CLOSET AND WHEN I WAKE UP I READ THEM ALL INTO A VOICE RECORDER TO PLAY BACK LATER
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>>375623629
yeah me too
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>>375623629
Is there a reason you type using Caps Lock?
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>>375623596
What about irrational numbers?
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I love millitary stealth games
So I completly turn off HUD and play on the hardest mode and whenever I get spotted I let myself die and retry.
Been having alot of fun with wildlands atm
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>>375623629
same
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>>375621940
i cant stand adjusting values to anything other than multiples of 5

am i autistic?
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>>375623712
ebola tier
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In text games I sometimes read the dialogue out loud. It mostly happens to me without realizing and has been really awkward when someone else was in the house.
Somewhat related, if I'm watching a lets play and someone else is reading the dialogue I can't watch it. Even if their voices aren't bad it bothers me on some level.
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>>375623590
It takes at least an hour, sometimes more for me.
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>>375620004
Isn't most of this just being entitled to your hobby?
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>>375623732

>not doing permadeath
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>>375623629
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU
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>>375623696
he is random leave the boy alone
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>>375623417
Yeah I have no idea why I do it but it feels good. It started out with me just getting up for a second then sitting down and slowly escalated.
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>>375623785
I'm not that autistic
Yet
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>>375618974
Depending on the game I give commentary out loud usually about how stupid some shit is, but I keep playing it anyway..
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>>375623875
well alright then.

you do you
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If i gotta name a character i use 2 themes to revolve the name around them based around the default of it.
ex: green haired girl has a name that is a synonym of green and something else like a music genre
It only makes creating a name and starting a game x10 longer
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>>375620190
What's more, somehow, it works...
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>>375619024
I do the same thing with sitcoms. The 2 that play consistently for me are how I met your mother and that 70s show. Nothing autistic about background noise
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>>375624032
i'm terrible at original names, if i'm male i usually just name the character after myself

Except in Dark Souls 3, in that game I'm Alistair Moist. I'm proud of that one.
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>>375618974
>tfw when you're pushing really hard to get rid of one last stool then find out it's just your anus prolapsing
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I give the main character my name if it lets me choose it.
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>>375624187
>Alistair Moist
nice
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>>375622109
>Why min/max when you can MAX

I do this too, even when the game clearly doesn't involve it I'll roleplay a little in my head and make my chars (or whatever, if its customization I'll do it) specific to doing one thing, or a few things if it matches my head cannon. I don't go overboard or anything. It's just kinda nice, I'll break it if the game becomes too difficult.
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>>375618974
In games with companions/party members/etc. I'll often say things out loud and pretend I'm talking to them. I don't have full conversations or anything, I'll typically comment on what's going on or what we're going to do next.
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Not vidya but I don't like my last physical contact with a thing before I leave it alone being with my middle finger, and if that happens then I touch it again with my pinky and then index finger.
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>>375624256
Only shit games let you max out everything.
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>>375624331
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I like to pretend Im my characters companion and best friend in RPGs who looks out for him and vice versa.

It helps with the loneliness.
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When I play dwarf fortress all my my corridors and rooms HAVE to be an odd number of tiles long/wide

So my corridors have to be 3 tiles wide and a room has to be 11 tiles wide so that there's an even number of tiles on each side of the room and it's all symmetrical.
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I sometimes slash the air pretending to be Wolverine.
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>>375619592
Honestly that's pretty fucking dope, I'm big into Crusader Kings 2 but I've never done anything like that.

I like the meme names you gave your children, Spurdo and Gondolas abound. I assume you're Finnish?

You do write like shit to be honest, every sentence reads like the title of a really shitty Japanese light novel. It just seems like you have a very simplistic and retarded way of expressing yourself.

To be fair, it's not like you were trying to make this some kind of magnum opus, and were simply adding more to it as you went, but if you were going to go full autism you may as well have tried a little harder.
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>>375620004
I enjoy physical copies too but being able to game share since last gen I tend to pick up digitals that way I can play with a friend. If it's a singleplayer game I'll get a physical copy.
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>>375623590
>7 minutes

Chirst now I REALLY feel autistic, anyone else have to wait an hour or longer to fall into proper sleep?

Doesn't help that I lucid dream most nights
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In diablo 3 I never took the summon frog skill of my bars.

In metroid other M I kept dying to mother metroid again and again on purpose.

It's fail the QTE with the killer snake in dark cloud.

I'd hang out in OOT's 3rd dungeon a lot.

Dragons dogma... Lots and lots of different stuff.
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>>375624245
Thank you
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>>375624549
I wish I could lucid dream so much, how can I force a lucid dream?
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>>375623629
Wow. Really?
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>>375624236
I'd love to give the custom main characters my name if it was an international name, but it's not very international because Eastern Europe. If it's a fantasy setting with fucked up names, then I can get away with it.
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i know its pretty autistic but i have hair irl

don't hit on me silly boys
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anybody else try replaying a game and be a lot less serious and plan to just kill NPCs on a whim but for some of them you can't bring yourself to do it and you just can't do it because you like them
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I keep commenting on the game while playing. But not if I was some let's player or some shit like that, but like I was giving a lecture on the game, explaining its themes and mechanics while referencing a lot of authors I have never read and sometimes making shit up.
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>ALWAYS save in a new save unless forced to save over an old one
>If the game has a walking animation, I walk. I only run should an enemy be around or if the game calls for it. This causes some games to last ~10 hours longer.
>If I miss a collectable in a level I restart that level regardless of how long that level is until I acquire the collectable
>Every single one of my characters attempt to be delicious brown loli fighters. I can't take magic seriously and view magicians as disgusting finger-wavers who do nothing but prance around in a realm not meant for human interaction
>If a game has cooking mechanics I go through great lengths to use them even if they're incredibly inefficient
>If a game is over-the-top and self-aware (a la Shadows of the Damned) I get really into playing and start vocalizing every little thought I have about the game excitedly
>If I have someone watching me play, I start taking in scenic shots and attempt the flashiest maneuvers in an attempt to impress the viewer
>I like letting my niece play horror games because she can't handle them and always wants to lean back on me for emotional support. I think it's cute but I'm just as bad with them so I end up jumping at minor spooks causing her to laugh at me and feel more confident in moving forward
>I eat chips with tiny BBQ tongs so I don't get grease on my hands
>If I'm regularly losing against something in a game due to skill (not stat differences) I forbid masturbating until I successfully overcome the trial before pleasuring myself to the success for the rest of the day
>Whenever I play a dungeon crawler that allows custom characters (and no forced MC) I write down entries in my composition book on what transpired between the last entry and the current one. I also write fluff for significant events based on what I believe my characters would act like, along with writing up stat changes at the end. I own four composition books that are filled with this.
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>>375624635
Eat a lot of canned tuna.
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>>375618974
>play dota
>place items on the same inventory spot everytime
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>>375624795
Fuck you
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>>375618974
I always have to save twice before I quit a game just in case.
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>>375624826
I hate canned tuna, is cheese okay?
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>>375624795
Yeah you are autistic.
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>>375621849
>I do a vidya podcast
Now that's another level of autism.
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>>375618974
Breathe
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>>375624635
Not the anon you replied to, but constant, repeated reality checks and recollection/writing down of each dream helps a lot in the long run.
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>>375624939
Yeah, it just has to be canned.
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>>375624635
Ask /x/
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>>375624635
Just google shit and try different things nightly, not everything works for everyone, be patient.

What worked for me when I started was simple enough, lie down on your bed, head resting one just 1 pillow your comfortable with. Hands at the sides and feet pointing slightly to the sides (Just let them drop on their own). Think about white noise, empty your mind as much as you can and completely resist the urge to move, ESPECIALLY to scratch. If you keep your mind active, but calm, open, but blank. Your natural recesses take over and you enter a lucid state.

if you've never done it before, it'll take a while to recognize it (when you begin to dream). Don't just take my advice though, get experimental if your super keen on having one and my method doesn't work.
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Get high and play mvc3 while imagining dialogue between the characters
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>>375621472
i usually shout i'm fast as fuck boiii when playing luke skywalker.
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>play Siege
>say shit like "Cluster/Breach/Brimstone Charge is hot/is going live!"
>"Reloading!"
>"Tossin' smoke."
>"Setting down <gadget>."
I only say the charges thing out loud on the mic because it's actually useful for teammates but I still get that stinging autism alarm in the back of my head doing the rest of these.
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pretend to shoot a revolver while the game is loading, even more so if im using a controller

make beats with my hands so they sound like the games music
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>>375623189
I do the same exact shit, and so does everyone else I know that plays Oblivion.

Whenever I get bored and don't know what to do, I just acrobatics may way all over the place.

From a roleplaying perspective I like to imagine my character is practicing his parkour for dungeon exploration purposes.
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>>375624795
That is a very cute girl!
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>>375624331
>not also using ring finger and thumb
People who don't require an even number of touches on an object from each finger, preferably 4 8 or 16, disgust me.
Especially doorknobs and faucets. I also have to have even deodorant, in a multiple of 4 swipes against each armpit.
When I put a video until fullscreen I have to move the mouse cursor to the upper right corner and keep pushing it to make sure it's definitely at the highest rightmost possible pixel, even if the mouse disappears anyway it has to be there.

Come to think of it I might suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder.
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>>375623629
Everyone does that though.
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In certain action games, even if I'm able to beat sections fairly easily, I'll often restart dozens of times until I feel like I've aced the part or used all my abilities in a satisfying way without cheesing.
Basically the idea of some faggot getting a cheap shot in on my "badass" character triggers the fuck out of my OCD and I'll restart.
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>>375625190
Oh i get it, High-per combos hahaha
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>>375624850
>play dota
You could have just stopped there.
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>>375625330
>not handling things with your index and middle fingers alone
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>>375625379
Never thought of it like that till now
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Any top down game IE DotA or StarCraft I absolutely need to have WASD as my camera controls and bind keys around it.

I have to use a mouse with MMO buttons on it. Currently using Corsair scimitar but I've gone thru like 3 Naga over 8 years.
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>>375624713
Hey do you want to do a date or something sometime I think it would be a fun time if we did that
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I recently got a gaymer PC and finally got to play GTA IV. For some reason if I fail a mission or die or anything I'll reload my save file. Even if I have autosave enabled I'll go save manually anyways after each occurrence that happens in the game.
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>>375624850
>use to place movement items in the first spot and boots in the second
>recommended build has both blink dagger and force staff
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>I make my own sounds for the guns I use.
>even if the game all ready has good sounds for them.
>Noises get louder the more excited I get.
>Friends sometimes have to tell me to Shut the fuck up.
>Just start making the noises again from a lower volume.
>unless I am in a big stationary gun, then I cannot contain myself.

I have started to mute my microphone when playing, so that I don't annoy my friends.
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>>375621784
>>375622220

Not really an autistic thing IMO.
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>>375624536
Not Finnish, just an American who wanted to do a tribal to Merchant Republic run, that turned into a Kingdom/Empire because the Norse overtook Europe after Charlemagne became a lollard and fucked up Christendom.
I mainly just let the naming generator go at it, occassionally adding in Spurdo and Gondola made them family names, like how you can now select "name after random ancestor" with M&M.
>retarded way of expressing self
Trying to correlate everything done in game can be difficult, sometimes. What so you recommend I do? At the start of the log, things were a lot more choppy, but I think I developed a better sense of character later on (see Asikko the Mad's account of repelling the Norse and Cthulu)
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>>375620004
what if you need to kill a certain enemy that you like to get a trophy?
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>>375622940
this is actually quite funny
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I can't think of any habitual autistic stuff I do, but the most autistic thing I've probably ever done was try to create a scale replica of the town of Silent Hill in Minecraft, using pic related and by playing through the games. I didn't finish it though, just did a few blocks of the town from SH1.
I didn't do it in creative mode either, so I had to search for the blocks I wanted.
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>>375624795
That wasn't very nice.
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>>375625818
Do you feel compelled to shout "WAAAAAGH" when you're winning?
Do you hold a firm belief that red objects inherently travel faster?
Are you green?
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>>375622906
Me too, this and the failure that comes along with it affects me deeply. But I want to say that you still have what it takes to be that guy.
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>>375625981
it actually started when I read about 40k orks.
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>>375625330
>multiples of 4
Nice
When I wash my hands I usually do the same motions 4 or 8 times or if I'm not sure about the count then I make sure I don't do them 6 times. Fuck 6.
However bottom right is best position for the cursor, if its in top right then you can still see a few pixels unless it disappears
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>>375625981
>Do you hold a firm belief that red objects inherently travel faster?
You mean they don't?
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>>375625818
>mg42
You really should be able to tell apart an mg42 from an mg34.
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>>375626049
You need to meet up with
>>375620068
and
>>375621789
AND
>>375622096
AAAND
>>375626073

Wot da zog is up with all the boyz in this thread?
Are Orks autistic?
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>>375620020
>Playing Stonehearth
>Cleric standing in the middle of a field an stares at the sky at sunset for a good minute
>Starts praying
>Walks off to continue patrol

I made up a scenario where they communicated with God and found new purpose in life.
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I habitually make a strained sound like I'm trying to cork out a month old shit whenever I get a lag spike in a game.
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>If i'm having too much trouble beating a boss and i'm there for a while if i see that i'm fucked i just bum rush the boss and try to brute force it out of anger, knowing full well i'll die
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>>375626192
nope, it's all ways fun to trigger people from /k/ and other autists. I especially enjoy calling a magazine a clip and vice-versa
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>>375619024
While not playing videogames I always have Family Guy on the background. I now every line in every episode by heart now.
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>>375626229
>tfw someone gives a (You) you never deserved
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>>375626229
>he thinks orks are autistic.
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>>375626057
I used to do that with washing hands. I'm still very thorough but I no longer need number based multiples because I used to get dry skin from obsessing over it.

I get the bottom right thing but it feels more right to do the top. To each their own. Good luck friend.
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>>375621214
There's no better music than silence.
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When I played Stardew Valley for hours straight for weeks I'd have That 70s Show playing in the background a lot.

Not really autism just a routine i had that was comfy as fuck. Listened to sleepycast while doing it too.
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>>375626527
Yeah but all these people
in an "autistic shit you do" thread
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I avoid resting in dungeons when playing D&D RPGs because it's unrealistic even if the game allows it.
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>>375618974
In BotW I always return my horse to the stable before closing the game since I can't stand the idea of it being all alone out in the fields.
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>>375619902
I do that mostly when im thinking of a strategy to overcome obstacles its pretty effective for me. And i talk to myself a lot as well
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I legit have a hard time doing the evil route or picking the scumbag choice in any game i play. If i get to be the good guy or the bad guy i just avoid the bad stuff completely, even choosing the comedic answer that sounds overly autistic for the situation makes me feel awkward.
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I actively organize my inventory in any video game I am allowed to similarly to how one would pack groceries efficiently. I put the heaviest gear on the bottom and the most lightweight gear on the top. It gets to the point where I look at certain inventories and I get the sweats when I notice that someone put their potion below a 12-pound hammer and I'm worried that it might get broken.
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>>375625920
If I need to kill them in order to obtain something unique from the game I'll do it
>>
Whenever I play games that have rest stops, I take breaks alongside my Toon.
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>>375626968
I feel you bro. Playing kotor2 for the first time decided to go full renegade Shepard, now i have to stop every hours or so just to take rest from doing evil things. Leaving trail of dead bodies and enslaving people is much harder than being goodie two shoes jedi faggot.
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>>375622694
I don't even have autism desu.
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I obey traffic laws and road signs in GTA and absolutely never harm npcs or pull out my weapons unless it was necessary
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>>375628203
i bumped into a cop once in that game just to test their hostility and a shoulder bump is enough to warrant them filling me with lead apparently.
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In any game with character customization I can only play a female because I'm too autistic to make a cool looking male. My brain just freezes up.
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>>375628431
Quite truthful to real life.
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>>375629059
Closeted faggot spotted.
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>>375618974

When ever I BTFO of another player on an RTS multiplayer. I quote that one scene from Braveheart while tapping my forehead with my index finger.

>It's our wits that make us men.
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In action games like MGS I always pick hand to hand combat when I can, mostly because I think it's cooler and shows how superior the PC is to common people.

Also even in games without stats and levels I create a system in my head of how strong the characters are and how much they differ.
>>
Btw, I'm collecting all of the emails of all of yous commenting on my Google doc.
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>>375626556
silence brings out my thoughts, I often dislake them
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>>375629330
It's pretty weird to hear Mel "Thundercock" Gibson say that.
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>>375628431
didn't cops just beat the shit out of you with batons in the older GTA games with 3 or less stars?
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Whenever I play a game with romance shit I always end up going for whats the most different and the most 'Canon' and has the most scenes. In FE:A I picked Lucina not really because of her but because she had the most stuff. I was annoyed that marrying Azura didn't do anything in FE:F because she was the main girl.
Why can't I be content bros?
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>>375624795
>I own four composition books that are filled with this.

pics or it didn't happen. I want to read those fucking notebooks.
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Punch my desk if I die.
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I always try to ghost run in stealth games, even if you don't get anything for doing it.
Pretty frustrating when there are levels you actually can't avoid getting detected.
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>>375619592
Holy shit that's autistic, but I wish I could play those games like that. Especially games that can make their own story and you add flair with imagination. When I look at that shit my mind just sees numbers and how I can maximize those numbers. Same with dwarf fortress, I don't see the dwarves running around, and my only target is to maximize production, which is fun in itself. The thought of being able to attach a story to all the shit I do in games would be amazing, but I can't bring myself to read full descriptions and create storylines.
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>>375618974
I write down the time I start playing and the time I stop playing, so when I beat the game I know exactly how long I spent playing each game.

Then I submit my playtimes to HLTB

I've spent a total of 171 days in the 5 years playing video games
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I repeat sequences doing basically same moves/skills, but using same items only not to waste any more.I do this thing in every game from FPS to RPG and casual stuff like phone games.
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>>375630051
Why not playing D&D then?
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>want to stop playing
>save game before quitting
>wait did i just save or not
>save again
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>>375619024
Am I the only one who is the exact fucking opposite? When I am playing vidya I dont want to hear anything by the game... So I guess thats pretty autistic.
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>>375621940
I do that ._.
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>>375630370
I don't know how people watch shows on the side/listen to podcasts.
You're going to miss information
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>>375630178
Man, I would be so down to play with some of my friends, especially if we were to get shitfaced and play, but I'm the only one that's so autistic with numbers, so we play shitty games like League of Legends, Rocket League, and CS:GO. Back in college I tried a couple of times to join some groups that played and they were just too fucking cringe to play, anti-drinking, anti-fun, and took themselves way too seriously. So I play grand strategy,
dwarf fortress, and factorio single player
to relieve my numbers autism.
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>>375622694
>I don't even have autism desu.
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>>375618974
any game that has guns i have to find one that has a large enough mag to play "shave and a haircut"
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>>375618974
Everytime I die in a video game I alt f4 then open up the game again. I don't do this with multiplayer though.
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>>375630317
Thats just being a paranoid airhead
No autism there
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>writefag
>play total war games
>write about battles

T.
"Unfaltering and eternal, the blades of the mpire were raised once more against the undead hordes of Mannfred Con Carstein, scourge of death's peace and purity.
As legion upon legion of unholy fodder fell upon the brave soldiers of the Empire, the sun rose over a valley drenched in death.
Against numbers beyond the comprehension of the lowly swordsman the hordes fell in their thousands before the Emperor and his men, battling for an eternity an army which sought to drive the world into a dark, eternal pestilence.
In a daring move, the Emperor lead a final charge of the well-worn Reiksguard around the exposed flank of the rotted force before him, driving lances into the stilled hearts of Mannfred's abominations.
With this move, the hordes of darkness were split and swallowed by the exhausted but unwavering men of the Empire. The sun glared down upon Mannfred's pitiful defeat, a last blow to the darkness and ruin he would bring to our borders."
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>>375625894
Whenever i get hit with a critical attack or something similar (like a parry/backstab in dark souls or a fatal counter in persona 4 arena, a headshot, etc) I hit myself in the balls with the controller to simulate critical damage. Am I the only one?
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>>375630914
Anon don't.
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>>375619686
Isn't this a well-known and documented effect?
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>>375618974
When given the chance I name my party after me and my friends and pick their classes based on what they're like.
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>>375621693
sounds like prime autism or something
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If the map is blacked out until you walk over it, I like to uncover every single bit of land, even if I know there's nothing there.
I'll wear weaker armour if it looks better.
I like to keep my original weapon in my inventory through the entire game, even if I get multiple better ones.
Sometimes I buy DLC just to clear the achievements and get 100%.
A lot of the time I'll say random commentary things like I'm being watched by people.
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>>375631141
You might like Brandish and Brandish 2 for the SNES
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>>375621693
I do this with reps at the gym.
If I finish a set at 11 and can't get one more in it legit ruins my day.
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>>375630914
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>>375623189
you are subconsciously making min/max decisions, i have the same problem
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When playing games with intensive movement, like chivalry medeival warfare with sword swinging and balerina spins, or like devil may cry or something I'll find myself leaning around in my chair.

This also happens when I pilot helicopters and planes. It's why i suck so bad.
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>>375618974
in dark souls I always fish for backstabs and parries and my build and weapon give me guaranteed crit kills. After I kill them I taunt with a gesture then slow walk away from them so the last thing they see is my back as they respawn with no souls.
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>>375618974
Watch anime
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>>375624795
CAWFEE
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>>375631519
My Titan Can't Be This Cute
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>>375623189
I have this same problem when I play the Quest for Glory games.

Every time I play I tell myself I'll choose a specific class and stick to it, but I always end up trying to max everything out
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>>375631126
Tbh I do this too. Like in Xcom.... idt its that bad though. Helps you get more attached to them

so you feel it that much more when they die
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>>375631620
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I think every sims neighbourhood I have ever made has been based on me and real life friends.
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>>375619637
>he "plays" on his computer
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>>375618974
I do this in vidya and real life.

Whenever I think excessively about something, be it something I have done in the past, something I worry about, something I need to do etc., and I want to stop worrying about that thing, I hit my left pec with my right fist as in pic related salute. This marks the finishing of my thoughts on the subject and I am not allowed to think about the subject anymore.

I even do it when I'm out in public but then I try to disguise it as I'm scratching my chest or something
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Some of these are actually legit signs of autism
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>>375621472
I use JUST in real life all the time around friends and family.

I even have my mom saying it. It's a great phrase without cursing.
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>>375622694
>I don't even have autism desu.
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>>375619592
>the CK II spurdo autist
You're a cool guy, anon
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>>375630317
I do this, but that's because I have the memory of a goldfish
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>>375622096
I hear da yellowz iz fastest
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I pretend I'm explaining the game to someone from the past, as if he had only seen NES or SNES era games
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>>375630317
This. Plus I don't trust autosaves and always manually save before quitting, even if the game literally just told me that it autosaved.
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>>375630051
>When I look at that shit my mind just sees numbers and how I can maximize those numbers

Reminds of when I'm playing an H game with decent gameplay and I end up just completely forgetting to jerk off.
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>>375631721

>tfw my grandpa walked in on my 4 hours into a 6 hour long session of Rome Total War.
>Heard me go 'memento mori' during the cutscene when the Emperor returns victorious to Rome.
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>>375620020
>Anon standing in one corner without moving to simulate that one episode that had production issues and had to be animated by the interns
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>>375631721
That's fucking adorable, are you an anime character?
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This isn't always video games, but when ever I do something, like anything that doesn't take very long, I quickly count down from 10, where the full count takes about four seconds.
For example, if I get up and go to the bathroom, I count while I walk.
I don't even make an effort to finish within the time limit, even going into negative numbers until I finish.
What is this a symptom of?
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>listen to song that's exciting or orchestral
>instantly start imagining trailers for games I've always wanted
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I draw video game maps from memory. I'll usually draw the current and all previous maps every level, so it ends up as a massive autistic desk spread.
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>>375618974
Autistic shit I do in vidya..? well..
I often stop and gaze at well animated objects or high textures on the ground, rocks, trees, leafs. I like objects with alot of polygons in them. Last time this happened was Outlast 2, in the school, music room, there was a well animated brass with nice textures.

I often want to take a good stare at some objects in multiplayer games too, but that often gets me killed. So I tend to load up the multiplayer map in private mode and walk around solo to look at said objects.
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>>375632591
You're autistic, but not because of your gaming habits.
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>>375632654
Ain't we all?
Is it because I'm not a native speaker?
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>>375632429
Hai ^^
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>>375630370
I'm like that too.
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>>375632591
>I like objects with alot of polygons in them
Did you know the modelers would pretty much suck your dick?
I know because i am one
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>RPG
>have to play game according to story I already thought up for character
>have no fun
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Hehehe.
I like you guys.
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>>375633138
As a modeler
>I like objects with alot of polygons in them
just kind of sickens me, the point is to reduce the number of polygons while maintaining visual fidelity
I can respect the fact they take the time to appreciate the assets, but not praising inefficient design

On the subject of autistic shit I do, I laugh at games whenever I see poorly made stuff, even though I'm not an industry level modeler myself or anything.
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>>375633409
Who made this
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>>375619024
If you left it in the background how did you watch it?
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>>375618974

Have fun
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>>375621890
Same with Witcher 3 for me
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>>375633138
I mean, I really do appreciate it.
When I can't count the polygons is just the best.
I'm tired of every sphere having <12 polygons.
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>>375632558
You should try to edit videos for a living anon. I did the same thing as a kid and now I make money for it
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If possible in every video game I try and kill the enemies by drowning them. If I can't I knock their bodies in the nearest body of water.
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I occasionally wear diaper while playing. This way I won't have to use the bathroom. It also feels soft and nice when I defecate. Like an extra pillow.
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>>375633546
It's an image from "Arigatou"'s manga scanlation.

It is the less incriminating pic I have on. My. Phone.
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>playing as germans in an online game
>set the game's volume to 88
MOM IS GONNA FUCKING FREAK
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>>375624135
>That 70s show
My man. I also have Scrubs in the rotation. New Girl of if want to change things up
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In shooters i like to make it so i dont have enough ammunition in my main weapon, so i am forced to finish the level using my sidearm. it makes me feel like the mission was more intense.
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>>375624710
I sometimes translate my name into another language so it sounds more fantasy like. Maybe that would help?
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>>375621693
>>375621940
Fuk bois. It needs to end on a 0 or 5.
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i played a video game once and enjoyed it
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>>375634604
kys
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>>375634604
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>game has romance
>will always romance the same character in every playthrough because otherwise it'd feel as if I was betraying him or her
I'm tired of this shit
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>play Goldeneye
>need to shoot out every light, monitor, crate, exploding chair
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>>375620004
>when a game has an alternate JP cover that looks better than the EU/US one I import my copy from Japan even if it's more expensive
Why not just print the other cover out and put it in the box? Thats just plain fucking idiocy and money-wasting.
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When playing titan quest I put pants on my shoulders so that the leg sleeves roll over my shoulders and rest in front, so it feels like I have one of those sleeveless tunics or whatever they are that the greeks used to wear
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>>375634898
Lmao
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>play game once and tell myself that i'll finish it
>never touch it again
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>>375634837
Same.
>tfw I've gotten Chrom'd four times now
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>>375633512
>just kind of sickens me, the point is to reduce the number of polygons while maintaining visual fidelity
You know what he meant, now sit down, shut the fuck up and appreciate it you autist.
If it ever comes a day were youre allowed to say fuck it to poly budget youre going to remember it.
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>>375619902
>>375626873
I do this as well. I'm not even sure why, but it feels nice to vocalize my thoughts. Especially when I'm mad.
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>>375619686

>Play Chrono Trigger like 20 times
>Never fucking use a single Megaelixir
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>play GTA IV
>favorite thing to do is pick up hookers
>take them to a dark alley
>dont even have sex with them
>just get out of the car and beat them to death with a baseball bat or stab them to death depending on which Im in the mood for
>get an erection every time

haha I'm pretty autistic, huh guys? haha
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>controller starts vibrating
>put it on my dick
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>>375635694
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>>375630370
Depends on the game. If it has dialogue I don't want anything but the game, but I play a lot of Paradox games, so I like to have podcasts to listen to.
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>>375619316
I do this when playing any kind of movie game like last of us or max Payne 3. I've always got to choreograph every encounter and I can't stand having the main character get shot in the same arm 20 times but only get hurt during a cutscene
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>>375623629
post pics of Simpsons lunchbox with notes plz
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>>375635663
Hahaha. I told your parents. Hookers are meant to be fucked, anon.
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>>375624795
>I eat chips with tiny BBQ tongs so I don't get grease on my hands

This is actually a good idea
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>playing war thunder
>pretend that my pilot is the same guy every match and count up his kills like an ace until he gets shot down without being able to parachute
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>>375635694
Yeah I used to do this while playing grand theft auto when you were with strippers, and also the sims 2 when you fuked
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>>375624795
GWEEENCAWFEEE
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>>375635694
>put controller to dick
>kill people with guns to get vibrates
>boner from guns and war
AMERICA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
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>Play Marvel Ultimate Alliance
>Since i'm a fan of comic books, always make conversations between characters, carefully pick the team roster in a way that i can tell those characters relate to one another
>final boss fight in castle doom
>have richards and black panther
>get flashbacks to secret wars 2015
shit was cash yo
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>>375624795
_ ___ __ ____ ____ _____
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>>375636112
Autists are the backbone of progress.
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When I was a kid I used to defecate and loss myself whe I was playing a game and couldn't find a save point anywhere.
I'd sit there for hours until I got bored playing
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>>375624635
I find a good amount of cheese before bed and about a litre of apple juice an hour before I sleep gives me an 70% success rate to lucid dream, do it about once a weekend for the last 6 months, Gouda works best for me but have heard other cheese work better for others
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In FE games I'm willing to never romace a pair of characters despite of knowing I'm not getting any kids if I don't like the pairing.

Fuck you Chrom, 20 hours later and I still don't like you.
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>>375620347
I can't help but get a boner when I k/o the maids in dishonoured
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>>375636652
>loss myself
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>>375624635
DILD, WILD, SSILD, FILD, DEILD, MILD

Pik 1 good luck

>>>/dreamviews/
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If I'm playing a game I don't care about too much and I'm just trying out I name my character "very ugly boy" and giggle like a retard when people refer to them that way.
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>>375636875
same but not nearly as safe for work
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>>375620992
Lol you mean when they drink lemonade?
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>playing Skyrim
>playing as a slutty imperial
>huge bimbo tits, perfect ass, perfect face
>downloaded a house that lets me force any NPC to move there
> RP that I'm some kind of succubus who kidnaps women and forces them to be her sex slave
>no one stops me because I'm the dragonborn
>If anything, the women I kidnap think it's an honor to live with the dragonborn
>after every major quest/arc I go to my home and fuck all my tenants
It's cringe as fuck but who cares, it's a fantasy game.
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>>375618974
I will go through an entire tpg without using any use able items for fear I'll need them in a later fight. I'll do this right up to the last boss and finish the game.

A similar thing is stuff like serious Sam or doom, etc, I'll finish the game without having used the most powerful weapons for fear of wasting the ammo. I've done this forever.
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>>375622694
>I don't even have autism desu.
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>>375630370
This so goddamn much, If something is playing in the background I either don't do shit on the game or perform poorly on competitive games or just straight stop playing and watch the sticom/show.

I tend to just leave some music.
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>>375637084
You can delete the post but the shame won't go away
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>>375636780
>Piss

Autocorrectpls
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>>375623096
I think you're normal anon. There use to be more people like you
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>huge autist for immersion
>Get fucking FURIOUS when I here anything that isn't the game
>will avoid playing games when people are home (roommates are (to my definition) very noisy)
>Will avoid playing games (for the first time) on thursdays because the gardeners in my area are all here mowing lawns

If I even hear my neighbors talking through the wall while I'm playing games makes me want to go over there and punch them in the fucking face.

Same for movies.
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>>375619592
>!King Spurdo “the Chaste” of Suomi!
My fucking god anon that entire page
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I liked to injure myself if I do something stupid in MonHun and get punished for it.
I've become a better hunter because of it.

I stopped doing this because its not necessary anymore.
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When playing New Vegas, I wrote a journal from the point of view of my Courier. A character I created extensively. Because the game does not allow you to get the Legion brain for the dog until after you are accepted into the Legion camp as the story permits, I broke sequence, stacked items, jumped over two specific walls, ran around the entire Colorado River, from Searchlight down around to the Legion camp, used VATS glitches and companions to get through the invisible walls at that end and did the in-game stuff to get the dog brain, then fast traveled back to search light and walked back to Novac...

Why Novac? Because there is a whole entry in my journal about how the Courier took a job as a caravan guard on a caravan passing through Novac. A caravan that would be going into Legion territory, just not near enough to the war; Not that it matters, non-Legion merchants are permitted into and out of Legion lands with protection, if they carry no contraband. Because I couldn't write about how our caravan just-so-happened to go around the river back up to the Hoover Dam, I invented a small story set in Kingshead, Arizona, where my Courier met the Legionnaire that you normally meet at the Dam, who up to this point has not been sent there.

There, we organized the fight that you otherwise do at the Dam, and kill his dog and takes its brain as a trophy. He's 100% okay with it as he is in the canon story, and we stayed buds. But the Caravan leader nearly fired me from the job because we just-so-happened to have this man-on-dog fight in the middle of the street near to where we were conducting business as a group. The Legion generals nearby also didn't like the spectacle and under the dual-pressure, my Courier was not paid for job, explaining why, after a week in-game days (I was keeping track of days and time passed) I came back to Novac with no money and only a dog brain.
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>>375621890
>>375633635
I walked around in the first and second Assassin's Creed titles if I were on street level and I avoided climbing walls in the line of sight of other people, just because they made fun of the protagonist. Rooftops were fair game to run on because no people and I tried to plot my path so I don't have to enter street level before I had to. When I did climb walls, I searched for a desolate alley in the first and threw money around in the second. It took me ages to get on that big-ass mosque in district 2 of Damascus because I refused to just climb on it from the street and it had like 3 points where you can climb on it from other rooftops. That church in Firenze was even worse, but you only had to climb it once.
I disarmed enemies in AC2 and fought them with fists (fun fact, running with a snatched weapon into a hiding spot like a pile of hay or a well made the weapons unrecoverable for enemies [well, Ezio too, but I didn't want them]), unless the objective explicitly told me to kill them or I was under time pressure, like the saving Medici memory. I used only medics for healing, even though chugging medicine could be a lot faster and cost pennies anyway.

I also hate it when there's a mana or other magic-related resource capacitor maxed out and some form of passive regeneration is occuring, making me feel I waste that potential mana so I have to use it up myself just so it doesn't get wasted even though it's what I'm doing myself.
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>>375625258
No you're smart keep up the comms
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>>375626380
>AoYJ
oh shit not you again
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>>375637802
hahahaha faggot
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>>375619592
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>>375631721
That's pretty healthy anon, I do this but without the physical thing, though I can dig it
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>>375624635
It's a long tedious process of conditioning your brain, but worth it in the end anon.
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>Play in character to the point it's almost detrimental to gameplay for instance in GTA as Michael and Franklin I more or less made sure to keep relatively calm and collected, do activities they'd seem like they'd like, try to act like respectable people although occasionally getting into fights but never drawing a gun for an argument. Trevor could do whatever though.

>Feel bad for NPCs I deem innocent, sometimes startover missions/levels to save them

>In Far Cry 2 when my Buddy went missing I kept redoing side missions hoping I'd rescue him like I did the first time we met. Started trying to look up if I could ever get Josip back.
>>375621017
Someone really needs to make a gif of that head bob the guy makes in the beginning.
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>>375639430
And cut our fluoride, no joke. That's why that shit is our toothpaste. In juvy my roommate would always try to lucid dream and a couple times he basically tried to rehearse breaking out.
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>>375629267
Still not as autistic as people who have to say this every single time.
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When I do something a little incredible, I put some ghetto song extremly loud and start doing those dabs thing extremly fast

Last one I used was this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-cesyyV7zg

I'm asian
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>>375629059
I'll predominantly choose female characters if I can, but on rare occasions I'll prefer the male ones. Souls games is one of the rare exceptions
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Pretty much nothing out of the ordinary.

I don't play games I don't plan to finish, light completionist.
So first 30 min is really importantm if those 30 min aren't engaging I quit and uninstall.
But if they are, I'll most likely do every quest in the game.
>barely play games anymore because of it
strategy games and fps games don't count obviously.

I don't understand people who don't finish the story.
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>>375619592
>36,799 words
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>>375622694
>I don't even have autism desu.
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I like to create my own stories in fighting game vs moded. They usually revolve around a tournament and il carry out each fight, picking who i want to win and then beating the cpu. If i lose i have to go with it and keep the story going. Went through the whole roster of sf4 trying to beat zangief but i couldnt cause im shit so he was my reigning champ for days
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>>375640982
That's funny as hell
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>>375623590
>7 minutes
wtf
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>>375625390
edgy
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>>375621693
Fuck you, anon. I've been doing this for years and haven't realized it until now. Your autism cost me my soul. I hate you so goddamn much. The worst fucking number is 6, by the way.
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>>375619024
US or UK?
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>>375622694
>I dont even have autism desu
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I have a fantasy of having a girl sit on my face while they play vidya. I tried this with my niece but when she gets excited she moves around and ended up getting my nose broken when she jumped around.
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>>375636112
I just eat chips with chopsticks.

I mean it's made for picking shit up so perfect for snacks at the pc.
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>>375619024

Wtf I do this too but with Seinfeld.
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>>375619024
I do this but with Freeman's Mind
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>>375619686

The thing is you never know sometimes if its going to be a game where you could get fucked in the end.

Fallout was pretty forgiving though, and along with multiple saves and the console to save you there weren't too many situations you couldn't get yourself out of.

Gotta live in the moment man.
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>>375619592
I wanna make a video just reading off this shit.
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>>375619686

Alternatively

>use everything you've saved on the boss and have nothing left but win

feels good
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>>375625680
Those are just interchangeable for mobility retard, dont get both
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>>375620898
I do this with Anime.
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>>375641851
Yea but do you even assign numbers genders and personalities? 6 is a girl
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>>375644801
s-stop please, I never actually thought this level of autism could be this contagous, but at the same time please continue
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>>375619592

good lord son that's a thesis on spurging
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>>375621693
>that time when guido mista enter to v.
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>>375621693
I sperg out when I fill up on gas. needs to end at .*0
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>>375644923
well its called synesthesia and in my case it causes me to subconsciously assign gender and to a lesser degree personality traits to things like numbers, letters and colors. Also days of the weeks, months, other things. But those are usually just determined by the letter they start with.
I've been doing it as long as I can remember but its generally a sort of background thought process that I never really noticed for the longest time.
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>>375618974
alt-tab to see discord notifications
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I'm a hoarder irl and in video games, and I like to have at least one of every unique item in a game in storage or on display. Two ideally.
I also don't like to use consumable items at all if possible
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Talk to myself like I'm talking to an audience, I've been doing that since I was a kid, which was before lets plays.
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I like to use an external RNG app to decide virtually everything -- character appearance, perks, classes, party composition, which waifu I'm going to romance, etc. In nu-fire emblem I use it for promotions and pairings. It honestly is pretty fun because it sets up a different experience every time I play and can get me some interesting builds that I wouldn't have tried otherwise.
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>>375646265
>unique item
>two copies
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>>375639883
I do the sieg heil salute in the same situation, something about it feels so gratifying

I'm black
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>>375620020
I played about an hour of Automata just now basically playing pretend. I haven't done any progress in the game itself and I enjoyed every minute of it
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>>375630914
Ill "stimulate critical damage" for ya
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>>375646848
i fucked up the image
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When I'm focusing really hard on a game, usually during boss fights, I subconsciously bite my tongue. Not hard, but just enough to keep it in place.

If I'm playing a new game and I can quick save, I do it every time I enter a new area or house, before and after boss fights, after cutscenes, and after every fight encounter.

I double tap jump even if the game doesn't have double jumping.

I can't play multiple single-player games in one sitting. I have to complete one game before moving on to the next.
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>>375618974
>character switches safety off / pulls the bolt back whenever you switch to a gun
>repeatedly switch weapons to hear the click clack over and over
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>>375647524
>When I'm focusing really hard on a game, usually during boss fights, I subconsciously bite my tongue. Not hard, but just enough to keep it in place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cI0NUPvt40&t=1461s
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I start everything with my right. Go up the stairs with my right foot, step out with my right foot, give/receive items with my right hand. The left hand is sinister.
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I make awful mouth noises whenever something bad happens or if I fuck up in a game that has me engaged
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>>375647524
sometimes I forget to breathe when I'm focusing too hard
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>>375621693
Reload this.
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apparently i breathe weird, that's what people keep telling me
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>>375618974
Talk/mumble to myself, explaining my decisions to myself out-loud. Almost like a streamer or lets player or something.
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>>375619637
That's not autism, that's multitasking.
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>>375619024
>game like dark souls with no cutscenes
>all gameplay
I watch Star Trek on my second monitor

>game like CSGO
No other sound

>games with a good gameplay and story mix
>constantly alt+tabbing to pause netflix
I've resorted to downloading series now so i can watch them on VLC and use the global hotkeys so I don't have to alt_tab
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>>375619592
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HPD3CSQ_fCC0Atw6k5Gkaj7u541oDFrttkhjb86QVaE/edit?usp=drivesdk
screencapped'd
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>>375618974
I make quips like I'm some kind of dumb action hero.
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>>375618974
I hold my breath during loading screens, as if I am also loading. I have no idea why I do this.
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>>375619637
>having to play in windowed mode
God, I'm so glad I have multiple screens. When I'm overseas for work I have to go into windowed mode on my laptop to do that shit, it honestly retracts from the experience and is such a pain. Sometimes I take an HDMI cable and connect it to the TV in the hotel so I don't have to deal with single screen bullshit. I have three monitors and a TV on my battlestation at home, one screen is suffering.
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>>375649290
I do that when going under bridges while driving.
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>>375649148

Same I except I usually just stick to "fuck you"
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>>375622768
I have the Catherine box art on the right. Which one is the Japanese box art?
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I care way too much for random people on dark souls
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In games where I get invested in the lore, I try my absolute hardest to do an autistic "canon" playthrough where I use the most default/posterboy gear, maximize content/storylines/quests and play what I think is the "intended way". If I don't play like that, I don't think I'm playing "properly."

I do this primarily in the Souls series, Fallout series and Elder Scrolls series. Ironically all three are series where you are meant to customize and make your character your own. Still, I really enjoy it.
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>>375649148
whats your best quip
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>>375626873
rubber duck debugging
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Get distracted by sad thoughts, start crying and cant play anymore. I am clinically depressed.

This is why I mainly play Roguelikes
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>>375618974
I play with my car keys like they're a butterfly knife, like the TF2 spy.
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>>375634878
Yeah bro, don't buy art books bro, just print the Mona Lisa bro.
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>>375649080
Please don't let reddit look at it
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>>375649290
>tfw game freezes while loading but you don't notice and wake up in the hospital
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>>375619875
underated post. have a (You) and some tits.
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Anyone feel like they lost their autistic tendencies over the years?

For reference I used to,
>count the number of letters when I and other people talk
>divide shapes into the number 8
>do multiplication and division at random
>read and watch Sonic fanfiction love stories
>eat food in a specific order, i.e. fries to burger to soda

Now I seem to have replaced them with
>imagining entire storylines/conversations/relationships with people I've never talked to
>spelling out words in sign language
>when watching tv I only start eating when the title appears
>only eat at specific times whenever possible

There are probably a ton more that I can't think of right now.
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>fighting boss in an action game, getting hyped
>put on a favorite song

>game with dialogue choices
>sometimes I'll read the dialogue or make up something along the lines of the prompt out loud

>will limit myself if I'm tearing through something so that battles last longer, especially boss battles
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>>375650448

>all those tattoos

fackin slag.
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>>375629459
who cares nigger
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>>375650641
Reported ;^)
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>>375649813
>some enemy yelling "I'm gonna kill you!"
>blow their head off
>"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the gunshot."
Yeah, I'm fucking lame.
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>>375619637
>>375623487

Is this why almost all of the younger millennials are shitters on competitive games now?
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>>375629459
I hope you send us more of your autistic adventures.
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>>375650847
>"Sorry, could you repeat that? Heh, I suppose you can't"
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>>375649539
I do there whole
>"No, _____ this"

>"You will never defeat me [character name], for I can never die! Witness, true immortality!"
>"Immortality this"
then strike the finishing blow.
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>>375650903
K
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WcAn3QiwRyyANO5UH4uNV_rHx8ZrTXSZnKA0t6TLGss/edit?usp=drivesdk
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DygkepeM_o3e5qhItQBMDbjd2cw5N5dUIl5tbSTsswY/edit?usp=drivesdk
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1syVzNITq6_ddv7zHvjuesHv4jxXepzk3AiUMTBXkp-Y/edit?usp=drivesdk
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>>375622536
I think I'll start something like this.
Thanks man
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>>375651302
DEAR FUCKING LORD
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>>375649940
Seek help if you haven't yet. Meds help me out when I was there.
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>>375650058
An art book would have the mona lisa printed. Idiot. Next time try a food analogy
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>>375619534
This
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>>375618974
>save my game for the night
>screw around before turning off game
>do cool shit or find something awesome but i've already used up a bunch of good ammo/broke good weapon/pissed off the towns people/died/used a code/etc/etc...

never fails

mfw
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I legit have spergers. Before I started my new suppliment, I used to have serious issues. I was afraid of talking to people, even people I was close friends or family with. I hand uncontrolible urges to speak my mind when it wasn't the time or place, or nobody was interested. I had sleeping issues. I couldn't control my negitive emotions.

On gaming, this resulted in an unhealthy need to win. If I was on a losing streak, I'd go as far as destroy things in my house, scream, cry, and for days be a complete asshole. I couldn't hold my shit, and was overwhelmed by any form of negetive emotion. On top of that, I couldn't stomach the ability to talk to other players on the mic, or invite friends to come play with me.

Now I'm taking a suppliment called GABA, and that shit is in the past. Fucking changed my life. If any of this sounds a bit like you, do some research on this shit. It's on amazon and it's cheap as shit. I dunno if it'll work for any of you as well as it did for me, as I'm high functioning, and have been actively trying to learn how to act like less of a fucking sperg since I was in middle school.

BTW: Keep on using autisitic as an insult. Make sure people know that having this isn't a good thing, so that it won't be trendy to pretend you have aspergers.
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>>375650448
Who is this demon demon? I must know.
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>>375622536
>>375651339
I do this too, especially in games where you miss out on things if you don't backtrack at certain points. Most recently it'll have to be Hollow Knight and Dark Souls III DLC. Sometimes I even draw my own maps. For games like Skyrim I like to turn off the HUD, write down notes from quest givers and try work out my own way to solve quests and find specific locations.

I used to do it in WoW a lot, I still do with the new content, but when I'm leveling from the bottom to the top, even when it's new quests I haven't done before, it just gets too much sometimes and I have to level without reading it all just to get up quicker.
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>>375651909
I was playing through La-Mulana like this, but then I stopped.
Maybe I should try picking it back up.
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>>375651725
This, it's so annoying. Then you have to reload and redo everything you just did without trying to get any of the negative effects.
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>>375651725
This is much more of a pain when it's a good RNG drop and you can't afford to reload because you never get the drop again.
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>>375621693
Odd numbers are ugly numbers. 0,5, and even numbers are fine. Usually applies to tv volume.
I also dislike odd years like 2017.
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>>375651594
You're actually retarded.
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