Do healers get the respect they deserve?

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>>375612925
I wish

>>375613037
Girls are weird.

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>tfw your tank thanks you after a fight

>>375613090
just cause it says clit doesn't mean it was a girl...

>>375613289
Only girls have clits

>>375612925

no, they continue to be treated politely

>>375613383
boys can have clits too!

>>375613123
gives gookrune links. then using the supposed title search of "ANG스토리 english" gives garbage results.

source

>Play Cleric
>Doing 2v2 arena with mounted swordie who has the most pvp-cancer swordie build
>Keeps leroying straight to his death
>All his "kills" are actually enemy damage bounced off of him thanks to one of my buffs
>At one point, he just parks himself in an enemy deployment spell and never fucking leaves
>"you're such a shitty healer, don't play this ever again"

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>>375612925
if they DPS

>>375613510
>sorry, master. i promise i'll do better.

>>375613507
angstory chapter 1 and 2

Its just a fucking game

>>375613510
YOU DON'T PAY FOR MY SUB I CAN PLAY HOW I WANT

I know it's just a fag thread but

>when you're the quiet priest who keeps everyone topped off and they compliment your healing even though it's their fault for eating aoe shit

I had tanked and pvp'd to high warlord on my warrior and played a mage for a bit so by early WoTLK I had to change it up, and priests were powerful as fuck back then.

>>375612925
Healers have a super overinflated sense of self-worth in mmos since instead of decreasing enemy hp they increase ally hp, endgame raiding usually requires all of your chucklefucker dps to not fuck up while healers typically have decent wiggle room since any halfway decent tank can manage their cooldowns, but instead they view it as the whole raid hinging on them and they should be put on some kind of pedestal
tfw tank main but a slut, and healer main friend who knows it and shenanagins happen

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>TFW oldfag healer from back in the day
>People used to suck my cock to keep me around
>Entire server knew my name
>Fast forward to 2017
>This fucking 'heal slut' meme going around.

Why do you do this to yourselves?

>>375612925
They get none, just like the beta fags who play them, and that's exactly the amount they deserve. So yes.

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>>375613707
healers are all subs
eventually people figured this out and gave healers a new role

>>375612925
real healers are sluts

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Reminder that healsluts is now a normie meme popular among female redditors.

>>375613818
>female
Bitches ain't shit. A real healslut comes over to you after a round and offers up his boypussy for punishment.

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>>375613818

>tfw you will never be a healslut to a loving, busty, dominant redditor mommy gf who wants you to shut up, suck her cock, and take Cleric Stance off your hotbar

>>375613818
>tfw women don't realize the entire thing is about sissies and degrading women

>>375613707
I can explain the phenomenon.

>video games more mainstream
>females begin playing mmos
>females play healers
>the chance of running into a healer that'll listen to your demands increases because women DO do what they're told
>faggots catch on
>heal sluts

calle

>>375613818
>Reminder
>No example
Prove it, faggot

Fucking heal sluts are ruining our name, why cant they have some self-respect?

>>375614079
>why cant they have some self-respect?
Because nobody with self respect plays a healer.

>>375614026
With the amount of redditors that come here, is it really that hard to believe?

>>375614079
my master taught me that sluts should only respect there superiors

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>>375612925
Healslut are sub-human

>picking a role on purpose
>expecting people to thank you for it

Healing isn't a chore, so if you're going to do it, stop asking for attention.

Is this the thread where I pick up a femboyfriend?

>tfw no healslut to dominate and bully when he makes a mistake

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>be healer in pvp
>Single handedly win entire games just by knowing where to be and letting retards zerg off into death
>Anyone time a zergling calls you out you can just reply "I can leave the match if you want" and watch as everyone jumps in to shut him the fuck down

Not sure how people play MMOs for the pve

>>375614314
>be a healer in PVP
>everyone gangbangs you while your party just leaves the other healers alone
>wtf shitty healer

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>>375614294
yes

>>375612925
Lmao before the nerf fighter chow was our groups healer

Healers are that one player who doesn't want to take responsibility for anything going wrong but wants to be able to criticise anyone they want.

So they pick a class who buff and heal teammates so they can pretend that they're not shit at the game despite doing nothing but playing whack a mole.

>>375614183
Yes, because you specifically said "female." Sounds like you're just a little bitch trying to make your faggot role seem less dominated by homosexual males. Provide an example of a normal girl who enjoys healsluts. Just one.

>Play healer in almost everything
>Always heal the worst players above the best because they're the ones who need the most help

Its amazing how salty this makes people

>>375614391
>Putting yourself in a position where you're going to get gang banged

Bad healer IMO

>>375612925
>I will not go by your ridiculous pace. slow down or die
most. worthless. piece. of. trash. ever.
Fucking god damn fucking hell. A good tank pulls as fast as he can without dying. That means a good thank see's the output potential of a healer, measures it against his own survivability and then goes fucking ham with that for as long as the healer can sustain his fucking mana.
Nothing worse than these worthless god damn cunts who pull one group, wait for it all to die. then sit around, staring into the air for a minute before pulling the next group. The fuck do they think this is? A fucking leisure cruise? Do you want to sit in [insert fucking worthless dungeon name] for a full fucking hour of your life when a decent tank will push you trough the fucking thing in 25minutes? I'm not slowing down because you want to jerk off and watch How I met your Mother while you heal. Fuck off. We're going fast or you're going home.
And if DPS players start pulling that usually means that:
A: The Tank is a slow pulling mouth breathing shitter in which case fucking deal with it and heal him so you can be done with this shit or:
B: The DPS is a non-attention paying mouth breathing shitter who accidentally body pulled in which case fucking deal with it and heal him so you can be done with this shit.
We're not adding 5 minutes extra on player deaths because you targeted the Tank at the beginning of the run and refuse to now heal anything else ever again. Suck it up you useless fucking fuck.

God damn fucking healer and their god damn sense of "I'm the king because I keep you fucking alive" IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU BARGAIN BIN BUTT BLASTED BELLEND you don't see tanks suddenly letting YOU die because they feel like they're not topped off on HP enough, you don't see DPS players just refusing to deal damage to something because you ran your retarded ass into some enemies "lol you pulled deal with it yourself" that's just YOU fucking worthless cunt healers.

>>375614406
london

>>375614487
>not wanting to get gang banged
fucking faggot IMO

>>375614425
childhood is thinking in platitudes

adulthood is realizing anyone can excel at a role and not befall any stereotype like the bitchy priest, the arrogant tank or the incompetent dps.

>>375614283
>expecting people to thank you for it
DPS are the worst offenders of this, though. Nothing beats the shit-eating smugness of whoever's at the top of the damage ranking after a boss, despite the fact that it takes a whole team behind their ass for them to actually be able to do anything.

mods delete this thread now.
It's spreading gender dysphoria

>>375614406
stop posting this guy just because he has the shirt, he looks way too masculine

>>375614620
To be fair. sometimes some faggot does like 70% of the damage and I think a little cheeky "you're welcome" is quite funny then.

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I main healer, but healer players can be the biggest subhumans in online games.

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>>375614717
he looks pretty feminine desu

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>>375613818

The healslut threads on 4chan, healslut subreddits, and healslut discords are all some of the most embarrassing shit I have ever witnessed online.

Serious levels of autism.

>>375614686
Tulslaeh sounds like a good name t b h

>>375614869
>Serious levels of autism.

Said the frog poster.

this thread made me realise that I need a role change

>>375614578
this tbf

healers are usually the most conceited pieces of shit

>>375614791
>some healerfags refuse outright to heal if the damaged player isn't nice with a "thank you healer"
>or if they don't come running for the healer
>or if they don't move back half into their base because they're afraid to be killed
>of if they die twice to some sniper shit or whatever because "omg useless not protecting me, gg"
Healers are cunts man. Specially since they're usually shit and need to realize "don't just stand behind the big faggot you're healing, fucking move so that the big faggot is between you and the enemy faggot"

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>>375614869
Ironically, it's not proper autism but rather females being female.
And """males""" being female.

>>375614578
A good tank doesn't pull faster than his healer can heal.

>>375614791
how long to get to lvl 50?

>>375615240
>And males being """female""".

Fixed

>>375615097

Yeah because clamoring about how much you want to suck big daddy's cock publicly under the guise of a vidya related situation isn't autistic.

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>Le healslut meme
>When irl medics are tougher than nails and are more worried about carrying your ass out of danger than a thank you.

>>375615315
Why would you specifically want to get to level 50?

>>375612925
They deserve none.

>>375615334
thats not autistic its lewd

>>375615275
A good healer heals as fast as his tank can pull.

>>375614869
>Check subreddit
>90% of it is just Overwatch porn featuring Mercy
I feel like the actual meaning got lost somewhere

>>375615609

I mean the actual meaning is just prison gays acting out their latent homosexuality. Not exactly much better.

>>375615371
This, the really good players who take the role as healers see it this way. They are doing it because it is their job as part of the team with those skills and were chosen because they had what it takes.

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>tfw ywn play a healer because of this meme

>>375615503
Gear doesn't always permit this. A good tank pulls the first few mobs, pays attention to how fast his DPS can DPS and how fast his healer goes OOM then compensates his speed based on this.

Not every character is in max gear at all times. And frankly? Sometimes your tank ass is simply too squishy to even try that

>>375615275
Bitch what I say?
>A good tank pulls as fast as he can without dying.
If he pulls fast but isn't dying that obviously means he is NOT pulling faster than his healer can heal.
Like I fucking said: A good tank KNOWS how much damage he can take, will see how much his healer can put out and then go fucking ham as long as his healer can sustain his fucking mana.
As long as you know you're not getting flattened in seconds, and you know that your healer won't reach 0% Mana, You fucking pull.
This of course goes for your run of the mill fuckboy dungeon that don't have enemies that will fuck you up in larger groups for other reasons. (no reason to theoretically pull 6 groups with healers/stunners if you can't interrupt them enough to make 6group pull faster than 2 x 3 group pulls and such)

>>375615371
Healsluts aren't real badass medics tho

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>every guy I've ever met who plays games has their own preference of roles in games, including some who play support because they just find it enjoyable
>every girl I've ever met who plays games either plays nothing but support because "the support characters are the cutest" or tries way too hard to be "one of the guys" with shit like Reaper or something

Why? Why is it like this?

>>375614739
True, but he wouldn't be able to do any of that damage without 10+ people supporting his ass and basically doing everything else for him, though they often like to act like that's not the case.

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>back before dungeon finder was a thing
>Just want to be an enhancement shaman
>Keep getting forced into being the healer.
>Or worse, healer leaves mid dungeon and now im the healer
>Spend no less than 200 gold (Which was a lot more back then) swapping specs around
>Eventually reach cap and no raid groups will take me unless I'm healing
>Now I just play healer in everything because I've been conditioned to do it.

Do not make fun of heal sluts. We are victims of the system

>>375616187
Because girls are trash and submissive by nature, and only live to get acknowledged by men.

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>>375616412
>we're the victims
That's why we make fun of you, fag

>>375615732
I mean, they're over there playing MOBAs where you have no real attachment to the characters and can switch any time. Just literal sluts that can restore health. A real healslut in an MMO is making their own character from scratch and putting hundreds of hours into a persona whose only purpose is supporting those stronger than her. You don't have any other choice, that is who you are in that game.

>>375616292
Depends on the game I guess. In Warcraft that certainly used to be the case, but is not any more. Now someone who does that much more tends to be just a better player since they removed all the support shit.
And as much as I actually like support shit, not many players want to be the "You are just allowed to tag along because we need your buffs, the rest of your class is garbage" class.

>>375616412
That's not what a healslut is.

>>375616412
>Now I just play healer in everything because I've been conditioned to do it.

This sounds like a really, really good doujin

>>375613464
Can I see yours?

>>375614812
This looks like fpov.

>>375613663
it's the same for me. I usually main healer because I can't trust in that task to other people, which 90% of the time, can't do a proper job

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>>375613818
>tfw tank in game and meeting random girls on Tinder who also play the game and they are all usually healsluts so I bring them back to my place to do some RP

>>375615371
Now i really need the manly healer pasta

>>375612925
Street cred sure.

Respect? What for?

>>375616747
That's a pretty dangerous move kemosabe.

I don't think the healer will be able to put your mind back together

>>375613123
>TFW this will never be finished.

>>375615371
And then they enjoy a good dicking afterwards.

>>375612925
No, and neither do tanks. That's why they have to pay respects to each other while DPS sit in the cuck shed.

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>tfw you want to be a healslut or even just a pocket bitch for a nice boy but everyone treats you with respect in game
Degrade me you losers. Lock my boyclit up in a cage and force me to heal you for even a chance at release. Force me to take female hormones so I can serve you better. Violate my boypussy for your personal satisfaction and throw me to the ground when you cum.
Or just say gg, thanks, and fuck off. Whatever. Fags.

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This is your healer for tonight

>>375617778
No you fucking degenerate, that's not how it works. If anything you'll be so thankful you'll be sucking their dick. But they won't let you because they have a job to do.

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>>375613482

>>375617881
You should go out with me

>>375617983
Post dick

>>375617983
Looks like we're going to wipe.
And it will be the actually competent people who will take the blame.
Then the guild will fall apart due to internal drama.

>>375613968
You can healslut me. I'm not a redditor and I don't have tiddy implants yet but you can suck my feminine tank cock.

So what if someone likes to play the main healing class of the game as a very angry tank?

>>375618119
Don't be so insecure.
Men make both the best healers, the best sluts, so it's natural they're the best healsluts.

>>375618153
I don't think you know who I just posted

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>>375612925
unfortunately not

>>375613668
>Implying our only problem is the tank
>Implying the same mechanics that apply to dps dont apply to us
I'm not one to put healing on a pedestal but it's far from being easier than other roles.
I'm having triuble getting people to offspec heal because when they try in an actual raid with proper difficulty they ditch it because "its too stressfull" and go back to eating shit as dps.
Having tried all roles in high end raiding melee dps is by far the easiest.

>>375618307
Fuck off. Saving lives is a noble profession, not a perversion for your sick fantasies.

>>375618702
I have a dick for you to save~

>>375614448
nice one. never gave you an example

>>375618808
Sorry, I can't reattach your manhood if you spent several years without it, loser.

>>375614406
>Regular looking dude wearing a
>Oh wow guys, so

You fags have no standards.

>tfw becoming a sugar daddy for some healslut

>>375618808
it's beyond saving

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>>375618940

kek

>>375618940
No reattaching needed, just some CPR, I'm sure you'll manage

>mmorpgs babbies caring so much about PVP

>>375617983
>tfw you will never pass as well as kalindra-chan does

>>375615371
This is the best mentally, get in, help everyone, revive a couple of dudes provide cover while others are healing, get out
Rinse and repeat

>>375619239
it's okay, hit me up anyway

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>>375619026
>girls have it so easy that even guys who just act like girls can get set for life

It's just not fair

>>375619217
>giveing a shit about pvp in general

>>375619184
How about I shove a urinary catheter up your pisshole. Then you'll be the one crying like a slut.

I remember the days of vanilla wow raiding when your average priest would beg to do shadow but then the guild forced him to install healbot and be truly healcucked every single time

Is Lucio from Overwatch the only healer that's fun to play as?

>>375619239

No shit. She uses heavy makeup, fake breasts, then photo shops it to looks real. Her tits aren't even implants. It's just a bra, padding, makeup covering it up, and then photoshop to get rid of the remaining imperfections.

Why do you think all her pictures are so blurry and poorly lit?

>>375619026
How's that working out for you. I sometimes wish I too could have a cute healslut to take care of but I'm not sure I could commit to that.

>>375619492
Nah, no stupid toys. Use your tongue, sissy.

>>375619217
Where is anyone here even talking about PvP? It's the MOBA and Overwatch players of Reddit that care about that. Most of the posts in this thread have been about mob pulls and raid bosses.

>>375612925
no because some people still give them respect

>>375619415
>being bad at pvp and acting like its not worth caring about it thus making it more fun instead of gitting good

>>375619383
trannies are reviled by literally everyone across the globe

>>375619569
>Lucio
>fun
>not Ana or Zenyatta

Wallriding is overrated as fuck, Ana is the most engaging healer in the game and Zenyatta's way of healing his team is kill the opponent.

>>375619645
No toys? Well shit I guess we got to throw you out of the equation, dickless.

>>375619569
No. Ana is way more fun.

Lucio is more boring than the other healers aswell.
>B-BUT MUH WALLRUN AND BOOPS LOL

>>375619679
Nobody mentioned trannies, friend. I'm not sure where you got that from.

>>375619586
More than enough proof that these people are delusional
>>375619694
But how will I understand understand the concept of love?
zenyatta main here

>>375612925
Respect is earned, not deserved

>>375619383
That's just a niche audience online that worship trannies. Most people IRL hate their guts. There's a reason most of them kill themselves eventually.

>>375619921
Lucio is just boring to me, he literally plays himself and wallriding and bumping people off can only sustain your entertainment for so long. Ana and Zenyatta are the most fun healers in the game. I love cockblocking Mei ults with Transcendence so fucking much.

>>375619878
Go to bed

>>375619943
how do i earn respect

>>375620028
With your mouth, slut.

>>375620028
be respectful

>>375619878
Desperation is a turn off.

>>375620009
I probably should soon.

>>375619878
I feel like you're the same guy that posts that in all these threads, based on the filename.

>>375620059
l-lewd

>>375619653
And as if on cue, the Overwatch shitters show up and start talking about Overwatch instead.

>>375620140
Be sure to finish your drawings first.

>>375613482
>>375618120
M-my dick

>>375612925

None, which is what they deserve, you CHOSE that role, you were not forced into it, stop being so entitled, if you can't deal fuck off.

>>375619415
>he doesn't like hurting other people
get a load of this moralfag

>>375620145
You nailed it.
>>375620218
I'll try.

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LOL

>>375619609
It's fun as fuck. The optimal tankdom/healslut relationship is reciprocal through. You gift them/they gift you, with lots of sexual shit in-between.

>>375620213
>MMO autist mad that there are healers in other games aswell

>>375620009
He is pretty boring to play but he works so well with most teams, that's why I changed to Zen

>>375620395
Doesn't that feel kind of empty to you though? His affection is based around gifts, not an actual longing for you, at least I assume.

>>375620302
I think maybe just the image isn't getting your message across.

>healers are as important as anyone else in the group but they need special stars of participation because they are healing you
Can this meme for attentiongrabbing grills stop?

>>375620302
How did those interviews go?

>>375620575
Suggestions then?
>>375620656
Let's not talk about more personal stuff publicly.

>>375620565
We made the it clear not to take it to a sensual relationship. He's just a healslut for me to top score and in return I spoil him.

>>375619781
You're the girl in this relationship, though.

>>375620714
Sure, sorry about that.

>>375620714
I dunno, get more specific or something. I think all you're advertising is "I'm a guy" and that's only implied really.

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>>375618120
>fishnet gloves

>>375614006
>>375613707

More like

>females play healer
> It is now "feminine" to play healer
> Closet sub fag and trannies crave for this feminine vibe
> They projet their fetish on the game
> Healslut

>>375620746
I see, well if it works for you then more power to you man.

I like this healslut meme because cute feminine boys turn me on.

>>375620771
It's okay, I still love you.
>>375620791
I'm sleepy, spell it out for me.

>>375620856
Any tanks in MMO anime?

Now where's that one anon that posts white mages.
They always seem to have pieces I can't find on pixiv.

>>375620923
I'm not sure what to spell out. All I'm saying is, if I suddenly replied to your post and said "hey I volunteer," it could turn out I'm completely unsuited for the job.
So then people don't volunteer because they don't know.

>>375620920
I think that's the general idea, yeah

>>375620920
Too bad, most healsluts nowadays are axewound americans.

>>375620751
Says who? You? Please dude, my left testicle is more manly than your entire body. That's why you're over compensating with all that armor Mr. Small dick tank.

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>>375620940
yes

>>375621030
So I should post something like "wtb kind, caring bf who will hold me and pet my head while I fall asleep in his arms"?

>>375621116
>healslut top
No, this is against the rules
I will not submit to this mistreatment

>>375621237
That might work better yes.

>>375621250
HA! That's pretty cute! You think you have a choice! I wasn't asking for your permission.

>>375619492
I actually had that done to me some time ago, and it gave me a boner. The nurse being hot and having really gentle hands helped as well. I was surprised at how she was able to carry on as if nothing happened, without so much as a blush. Kinda disappointed too, as I had hoped that could be the start of something interesting.

>>375619586
>She

I'd really like to play a MMO as a healslut to try it out but all MMOs are shit today.

>>375621301
That sounds like a mouthful though. The image is quicker and more succinct.

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>this entire thread

>>375621178
well i mean a drawing like
>>375612925
>>375613482

but ill check out log horizon

>>375621338
I have more hp, see? My masculinity is unquestionable!

>>375621361
She's probably desensitized to dicks anon.

>>375621396
>you will never aggro too many enemies and cause your guild to wipe
it really sucks. I never played WoW, Everquest or Guild wars. Only runescape.
I never got to enjoy raids

>>375621237
That's cute.

>>375621432
Well you can attach the image too, but maybe shorten down the post to something like "tfw no caring, masculine bf" I dunno.

>>375614425
It might have something to do with the fact that their role involves monitoring the whole party, which means they see every goddamn fuckup they do.

>>375621536
I kinda play TERA but it feels kind of empty for some reason.

It sucks, I'd love to play a game where I can be a sexy little elven healslut

>>375621592
You too!
>>375621608
tfw makes me think of frogposters nowadays though. And I don't want to be associated with them.

>>375621651
tera is a pretty shit game though. I couldn't enjoy it. Didn't even last 5 hours

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>>375618940
I enjoyed this post then I realized both posters were just gay ERPing

>>375621527
That HP won't last 10 seconds against a mob, not without me carrying your manchild ass. Just like you would in bed.

>>375621710
I don't think you're in a position to put yourself above frogposters, anon.

>>375621486
hello new friend

>>375621530
I know, I just always had a slight nurse fetish, and in the back of my mind hoped that I would finally be able to live it out with an actual nurse. Damn shame my dick didn't make any impression on her.

>>375621787
That just makes it even better.

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>>375621710

>>375620923
Thank goodness.

>>375621396
I hear FFXIV isn't that bad, kind of a shame we don't have DDO in the West.

Tell me some online games where healers are highly requested and important

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>>375621839
Maybe not, but I like to hope I am.
>>375621882
>>375621865

>>375621842
There's plenty of fish anon, don't be too down on yourself about it.

>>375621787
>ERPing

I'm trying to put this bitch in place, but he's about as persistent as a fucking dog. Im defending the honor of all healers and medics. Because it's a matter of honor.

>>375621920
Any Battlefield

>healer thread
>ctr+f slut
>40 results

>>375621842
I bet right now she's thinking to herself "wow, I can't believe that one guy. I didn't know a man could have a dick that curved, yet still small. Like a really bendy macaroni."

Homosexuality is a mental illness.
Enjoy your brief freedom of sexuality

>>375621761
Yeah, which is why I don't know what to play. FFXIV is meh but FUCK sub2play.

Is BDO good?

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>>375621847
Only straight men/women can reply to my posts, faggot

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>>375621486
welcome to 4chan mr reddit

>>375622160
You are on the wrong side of history and losing the culture war.
Enjoy witnessing your outdated views die.

>>375622203
You can't tell me what to do faggot, I'm 6'5 250 and you DONT wanna SEE me.

>>375622038
Healers and medics will never be the tops for as long as women are among them.
Enjoy being dragged down into servile roles.

>>375622160
>falling for the vagina jew
enjoy having to pay alimony when your wife divorces you

>>375612925
>tfw no diapered healbot gf that gets easily stressed/scared in dungeons and pees herself
>tfw will never pat her head and tell her she's a good girl for healing while changing her soaked diapers

>>375622375
A nurse is not equal to a combat medic, anon.

>>375621934
I'm not so sure. That's cute though, I wish you luck in your gay quest.

>>375622160
Every fetish is a mental illness
See >>375622482 for an example

>>375622482
>take a good fetish like loving submission
>ruin it with diapers

Gas all ABDL fags.

>>375622386
No I'm MGTOW

>>375622234
I'm not a /pol/fag though.

>>375622579
This open homosexuality is bad however. It doesn't belong outside the closet.

>>375621957
True, but it's not often that life brings you that close to something you've fantasized about for years, only to blueball you in the end.

>>375622123
At least I had a hot nurse hold my erect cock in her hands for a moment. When's the last time someone else put their hands on your dick, anon? I mean besides your mother when she washed you as a baby.

>>375622525
I'm not particularly serious about it anyway. I live with my kinda sorta abusive ex who is actually factually crazy about me, things wouldn't work out well regardless. This is just about all the human interaction I get though.

>>375622653
>This open homosexuality is bad however.
Not gay but explain what you mean

STOP DESTROYING CIVILIZATION.
GOD HATES FAGS

As a healer my we don't deserve any more or less respect than any other classes just for doing our job right.

>>375622814
Everyone is portraying homosexuality like it's normal all humans secretly want it. That's wrong
For example every "heal slut" in this thread is a follower of this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8

>>375614578
>>375615165
>Tanks wanting to show off how "alpha" they are by chain pulling shit, because "that's so important".
>Healer just wants to drink occasionally to have a safety buffer and not have to waste cooldowns/potions.
>Healer is conceited and has overinflated ego.
>Tank dindu

Typical tanks. The biggest egotrippers there are, and if you dare to ask for even a little consideration, then you're the one with the inflated ego.

How dare you healers! Bow to the king, you conceited servants!

>>375622727
I don't think you get to be cocky about your medical insurance paying a woman to put a tube in your dick.

Sometimes I wish I had a cute boy to love and put cute skirts on..

>>375622814
am gay

he means people being proud or open about being gay is, in his mind, a bad thing. most likely because of some bullshit cultural marxism claim or "muh degeneracy".

>>375622763
Don't taunt us prison gays like this, it's cruel.

I want to suck a dick
What do

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Motherly tanks > Motherly healers > female tanks >female healers > the trash >> "traps" > healsluts >>>>>>>>> gays >>>>>>>> trannies > lawnmover

>>375623187
Suck your own, idiot

>>375623161
Don't worry about it anyway, I'm an incredibly boring person once you get past the parts where I look like a girl, like it in the butt and like to dress up cutely.

>>375623028
Wish I had a handsome man to put skirts on me desu
>>375623209
Hmmm interesting list anon, now tell me, how to become motherly female?

>>375623267
Not the same thing

>>375622763
that doesn't sound very healthy

>>375623283
CEASE

>>375622992
I just want someone to share my love with man, I don't want to hurt anyone.

>>375623367
It's not. I'm working on it.
>>375623490
No, I'm serious. I had someone dump me for being too dull before once he got past the initial feelings.

>>375623307
>how to become motherly female?
Be born with a vagina and be a caring person, attentionwhoring traps can never pretend to be a "motherly" figure because mothers listen and give people attention, trapfags are desperate for an ear to listen to them and give them all the attention on earth.

>>375623527
You're still taunting me.

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>playing holy pala
>doing my job by assisting the warriors and making sure they get freedom and heals
>these mouthbreathing keyturners literally can't get a kill even if their life depended on it
>literally waiting for the healer to go in first

At that point I said fuck it and equipped my Unstoppable Force and starting recking, singlehandedly turned a WSG around and made us win the game.

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>>375612925
Generally speaking, yes.

But we say "thank your healers" because it lets the healers know that they're being accounted for in a combat situation. If you suddenly push forward, are you going to be as suicidal as if you didn't have a medibeam on you, or are you going to cover your Medic and find your own cover periodically, so that you can both proceed at full health? Are you expecting to work together, or for the team doctor to just tag along for a while? And are you aware of the needs of your teammates enough to know that, sometime during a push, a white mage'll probably duck out to heal everyone else, including themselves?

>>375621178
I made a log horizon this morning, if you catch my drift.

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>>375623209
>Motherly tanks

>>375623650
I'm sorry, I don't mean to. When someone dumps you in less than a week because you're incredibly dull to be around, it's not very inspiring for the future.

>>375614578
wow heal main here, this dude is right

the only time i get annoyed at tanks who pull like crazy is if they dont hold the aggro. especially cause its so easy to do these days. im always ready pull hard in a dungeon, even using expensive consumables if needed. because thats what it means to kick ass

>>375623908
You'll find someone, just don't give up.

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>>375619383
but most trannies are seen as just weird and out of place by people irl. a small minority on the internet just have a loud voice.

>>375623716
Was it a good shit?

>>375623908
Have you tried putting out more? I'm kidding mostly

>>375623209
this
ever since discord came out, trapfags desperate to get attention have been making these shitty threads because only on /v/ could you find someone desperate enough to give attention to someone who couldn't write a fucking sentence without overusing cliches and writing like a fucking mong.
>>375612925
>Do healers get the respect they deserve?
I never got this meme, you chose a role to fulfill and you expect to get headpats for choosing that role instead of playing that role well?

>>375623009
At this point, I don't even give a fuck about the reasons or circumstances. The fact is that a hot nurse held my manhood in her soft, supple hands, and that's a memory I'll have for the rest of my life. Besides, would it be any better if I had paid a prostitute to dress up as a nurse and stick a tube up my dick with indifference?

Also, I was hospitalized because a car hit me, and broke/cracked most of the bones in my body. I think I deserve to have at least one positive thing come out of all that.

the only reason i play healers in mmos is becuase i dont have enough faith that the average mmo player isnt going to fuck up and let us all die

>>375623209
Motherly tank + healslut healer best combo
homos get out

>>375623971
Hopefully.
>>375624093
It wasn't a matter of that, I promise you.

>>375624105
more like

if a healer plays flawlessly and makes the group not wipe, theres no dps meter comparing them to their peers to show it

most people dont keep track of how much healing is required for a given encounter, and even if they do, DPS/tanks that mitigate well merely make it look like healers are able to slack

thanking a healer means that you can see past the lack of quantitative metrics for healing performance and appreciate a job well done

i do the same thing for tanks who pull well and have great mitigation

>>375624105
yea i had a weird run in well we all did on the elysium discord. Some Gay furry dude came on the discord just randomly asking people what he thought of furries, Asking men woman it got the point where people in the discord were getting annoyed with him. Stuff like that you mean?

>>375616573
Underrated post.

>>375623007
>The biggest egotrippers there are, and if you dare to ask for even a little consideration, then you're the one with the inflated ego.
that's men in general.

>>375623527
Find someone equally boring.

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>>375624301

>>375624349
>theres no dps meter comparing them to their peers to show it
That's just shitty game design. What's the point of counting one arbitrary number and not counting the rest? Either don't show stats at all, or show how good/bad everyone was doing. DPS, damage tanked, HP healed, everything.

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>>375624512
Will do! Anon, will you go out with me?
>>375624568

>>375624183
Kind of why I play Ana in Overwatch if I have to play Healer. I don't trust your average player to have the situational awareness to not let us all die. Then of course is my favorite of the dude who runs off to try and 1v6 the enemy team then blames the Healer for not healing him. That's probably why Lucio is so popular, he literally plays himself in the role of a Healer.

>>375623549
mean and rude desu, are you on your period?

>>375624570
right but if you have one healer, theres no side-by-side comparison. DPS is the same every time, and you have at least 2 samples for a given instance in every game ive seen. most mmos heavily feature a 1-healer dungeon setting, and in that setting, even tracking healing wouldnt give you a side-by-side comparison of your dedicated healer with others

>>375624301
Gotta have faith, man. The right person will come along, just don't settle for someone who doesn't appreciate you.

>>375623209
>you will never be a cute shota healer
>you will never get molested by a motherly tank

>>375614791
>all that hours of Mercy
>not a single point of damage

This mercy sucks. Her pistol is great

>>375624601
You seem really nice but the chances of us living anywhere close to each other are nearly 0.

>>375624702
You could still show just how much work the healer put in, maybe with percentages of HP healed for each of the other chars or something. So you'd have something like 1000% for the tank, showing that he would've died ten times over if not for you.

>>375624718
I know not to make that mistake again. Also don't get involved with guys into crime, they can be scary.
>>375624919
Yeah, that's the other problem.

Mercy was a mistake

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fucking degenerate healsluts, you will never suck my dick you disgusting whores

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"Healsluts" are garbage healers who can't even take their jobs seriously. Do some DPS when there's downtime instead of lazily casting cure every few seconds you cunts.

>>375625062
Oh man yeah, you don't want to get involved with those kind of people regardless. It's not worth the trouble.

>>375625138
Damn, that roo is fucking swole. Fucker must be roiding like crazy.

>>375613507
>>375617621
it can't be helped since the gooks in jail

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>>375625271
I didn't know beforehand, but it was an interesting experience.

YOU FUCKING GAYS.
YOU'LL NEVER SUCK MY DICK

>this entire thread

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? This "healslut" meme is just some post meta irony right?

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>>375625461
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>375625482
no they're unironically gay, criminally insane, used goods
We need to electrify them for great justice.

>>375625461
Not even if I ask nicely?

>>375625482
It started ironically but I don't even know anymore.

>>375625482
It was at first, but like with all things the fags ruined it

>>375625726
I bet you've got aids

>>375624702
>right but if you have one healer
any relevant content has several healers

>>375625663
>used goods
i wish ;-;

>>375615181
Underwater pipe welding is much harder than dry welding, anon. You're creating a huge burden.

>>375625663
>used goods

I'm a virgin. Big shocker.

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Having your submissive, effeminate friend under your desk lapping up your cum is truly the pinnacle of gaming.

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>the only reason I play healer is because I'm sick and tired of seeing retarded no-dps healers in dungeons that don't even know what anything in their kit but their basic heal spell does
>still get lumped in with faggy healslut memes simply because I play the same role as them

I just want to get through dungeons without taking a fucking hour, stop projecting your faggotry at me.

>>375613818
Any examples?
I've never heard of or seen a female healslut. I thought it was exclusively a twink thing.

>>375626084
>>375625901
nice try FAGgots
Explain this guy>>375625416

>>375626084
You can still be used goods mentally

I mained healers for maybe a decade over multiple MMOs because I love healing/utility spells and they usually also have some damage spells which makes them broken in PvP. I'm also a faggot.

>>375626189
He's not a REAL gay.

>>375626189
I do not represent all fags, nor was I implying anything sexual happened between the two of us.

>>375626189
He also thought dating criminals was a good idea. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>375626297
I said I didn't know he was into crime before we started dating, no bully! He popped it onto me a few weeks in.

>>375626297
>Implying when you date somebody they're going to be wearing a ski mask and holding a bag with a $ sign on it

>>375626210
Explain

>>375612925
No.

t. Healer

>>375626418
You saying you wouldn't go out with a handsome man in a balaclava with a big bag of cash?

>>375625416
I'm glad you got out of it then.

>tfw Tank with a thick cock
On your knees sluts.

>>375612925
>Healer fumbling
>Tank dies because of it
>FUCKING TANK L2AGRO NOOB
Hate when this happens, a tank is only as good as his healer, that's just a fact.

>>375626189
#not all gays

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>>375612925
>Playing Healer.
>At boss in raid.
>Tank taking an anal pounding from the boss like a good little slut.
>Suddenly mobs spawn.
>Tank bursts into tears "its too much" he sobs pitifully "they will split me in half" as tears and snot runs down his face.
>His tears arouse me, i flip a copper into the crowd of gibbering DPS peons.
>They start to squabble and scramble to grab the copper, like a flock of pigeons fighting over breadcrumbs.
>One plucky DPS finally emerges, clutching his newfound wealth, he knows what to do.
>I unzip my huge manhood, at first i see a glimmer of fear in his eyes but he quickly gets to work, sucking as if his life depends on it (it does)
>"Enough" my majestic voice booms like thunder.
>With a single movement of my hand I push the DPS filth to the ground face first and aim my now throbbing erection towards the Tank who is hardy conscious by this point.
>"Let there be light" The sheer grandeur of my voice causes the Boss to momentarily pause.
>I shoot my Divine Healing Cum all over the face of the tank.
>"T-t-t-t-t-thank you Master" the Tank whimpers as he slurps and gobbles up my life giving jizz

>>375626404
>He popped it into me
l-lewd

>>375626538
prove it

>>375626404
what a slut

>>375626538
yeah lemme just put on some lip gloss

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>>375626656
That's not what I said, that's not what I meant. Please do not bully me. I might cry.
>>375626724
On to.
>>375626528
Me too, he was rather violent.

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>>375626595
are you a bot

what is the best kind of healsluts?

>>375626918
does his job, has a few laughs, but doesn't get too lewd and degenerate, the entire group should be able to make jokes but realize it's simply a joke and nothing more, to help keep the group relaxed in high focus situations and not get over-stressed

>>375626153
tfw haven't done this with BF yet

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>>375626153
You're saying that like you'd actually know how that's like tell me more

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>>375626538
Y-Yes master

>>375626918
one that's actually a girl

>>375626815
i wasn't bullying
and rip hope you are you doing better now

>>375627016
that's not who i think it is, is it

>tfw wow itself cement priests as healsluts for paladins
>tfw the priest class hall is a womb

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>>375627237

>>375616663
found the personababby

My group figured it out.

Healers are powered by Ego. The more they think they are the one true gods of the game, the only ones doing any real work, the more powerful they are. In OP image, the bottom healer is a fantastic hero due to his ire and belief he is the contributing member.

Tanks are powered by indifference. The best tanks see the healers and dps as basically an aura around him. The names and classes don't matter. Wipes don't matter. A good tank is silent and just doesn't care. The second you see a tank bitch out at a team member or communicate in any way other than sheer tactical data. He is knocked down several pegs.

DPS is powered by sexual frustration. Pretty self explanatory. Whoever is most frustrated thirsts most for those big dick bars.

it is safe to cum inside an healer boipucci?

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>tfw the tank tells you what to transmog

>>375627529
that liveleak watermark scared me desu

>>375627529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8ELSS9fXU

>>375627757
yeah use mine

>>375627757
That's the only place you should cum.

>>375627759
>tfw the tank compliment your slutmog

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>healers
Disgusting.