How do you go from this...
...to THIS??
>>375567772
Marin is not Zelda.
>>375568421
Well, Marin looks like shit in Hyrule Warriors, too.
>>375567772
... to THIS???
>>375567772
:The best girl in the series is a seagull
What did they mean by this?
>>375569401
>best girl in the game disappears into another dimension forever
What did Nintendo mean by this?
>>375569861
That this world is shit and we should all escape. Nintendo is trying to save us from the Demiurge.
>>375567772
Marin is _____________
>>375572000
perfect
still has some of the best music from a video game
https://youtu.be/xBqkLx4AMrg?t=145
>>375567772
>you see this
what do
>>375572000
A Seagull
This is my cute wife, Mipha. Say something nice to her.
>>375573126
Fuck that fish
>>375573126
I'm glad she's dead
>>375573284
DELETE THIS
>>375573284
t. zelda
>>375573284
>muh goldfish died
>>375573284
>
I'd fuck Link instead.
Best girl.
>>375573126
I love Zelda! She's the cutest and the best! The best ever! A cute princess Zelda! Yes! She's very cute and very feminine! She sounds like a proper lady and a proper princess! Very cute! She even knows how to cry! Cries like a princessin english! Not a robot! Doesn't cry like a baby! Ladylike! Dresses like a princess! Very modest! Cute turtleneck! Cutie patootie! Cute hairclips! Knows how to accessorize! Fashionable! Fingerless gloves for warmth and dexterity! Plans ahead! Not short sighted! Spent 11 years praying! Dedicated! Likes to research! Curious! Not autistic! Has prayed on Mt. Lanayru! Only the wise are permitted a place upon the mountain! Smartypants! Yes! Cute with brains! Brains behind her forehead! Cute forehead! Cute eyebrows! Pointy ears! Cute pointy ears! Cute golden hair! Cute hairstyle! She is very lovely! I love her!!!!!
Mipha is a fish! Fish blood! Cold-blooded! Cold-hearted! Unloveable! Lives in water! Wet all the time! Sex-crazed slut! A dead fish in bed! Obsessed with elephants! Elephants shoot water! Doused all the time by an elephant! Colored red! The color of lust! Turboslut! Smells fishy! Baited easily! Expressionless face! Robot fish! No nose! Ugly! Wears ornate jewelry to distract from her un-nose! Ugly! Head is a shark! Yikes! Scary is not cute! Swims in water! Pees in water! Swims in pee! Yuck! Made armor for Link! Armor for the person she wants to marry! Link is Hylian! She's a Zora! Race traitor! Unloyal! Obsessed with healing! Healslut! Ready every 30 minutes! Town bicycle! Midget legs! Disproportionate! Ugly! Hidden forehead! Hides the ugly! Ugly forehead! Ugly face! Ugly fish! Ugly! Smelly gross ugly fish!!!!!
>>375573702
L-lewd.
Links Awakening had a fucked up ending. What a great great game, classic heroes tale with a twist where the hero gets everyone killed at the end.
>>375573609
That's not Link the twink though, Link used to be somewhat manly
Why do you guys even care about who is the best or worst girl in japanese games? Their games ends in "No way fag" every time.
>>375573702
Doki doki
T-that's fucking disguting senpai
Why do all best Zelda girls always lose?
>Malon loses
>Midna loses
>Medli loses
>Mipha loses
How come all best girls start with M anyway?
>>375574305
I'm saying about this Link
>>375567772
Hi JoshCube
>>375574369
Really?
You should have posted crossdressing Link, that would have been funnier.
>>375573702
What would Mipha's caviar taste like?
>>375574606
The best girl?
>>375574635
>Fat people
>Prepared to raise children
Guffaw
>>375574635
gross
>>375574507
Zelda was clearly giving Link a mutual 'thank you' hug.
>>375574447
>>Malon loses
You retarded?
>>375573627
Farore is best Goddess. She's cute, and believes in Link.
>>375567772
to this??
>>375574635
>prepared
>Ate so much they became comically fat
and this is when ganondorf is destroying shit too, how do you get fat in a post-apocalyptic world
Which of the three creation goddesses is best?
Is this the best girl?
>>375573845
lol
>>375574507
If the pink pixel is her face, than it is on the chest level of link. It's just a hug, that means nothing, you can hug a man and does not mean you're fucking him.
No salami in the donut = Fucking nothing.
>>375574874
Blue.
Nayru even sounds like a slutty name.
>>375574507
They just met then too. Hundreds of years asleep made that Zelda thirsty for Linkdick.
>>375574874
Din, hands down.
>>375575110
Everyone is thirsty for Linkdick, even redead.
Have you ever thought about why redead catches Link?
>>375569861
Why did she leave anyways?
Did she evenhave feelings for Linkbut it was more important for her to protect her realm from future triforce fuckery?
>>375574635
thicker
>>375574874
>well-toned Amazonian goodness
Din
>>375573845
Mipha's Grace is ready~
>>375575095
>It's just a hug, that means nothing
S-senpai, i had no idea you were this promiscuous
>>375573845
>Sex-crazed slut!
>A dead fish in bed!
hm...
I want Urbosa to sit on my face.
>>375573845
>>375575636
>A dead fish
TOO SOON
>>375567772
I miss Din and Nayru.
I miss Ricky, Dimitri, and Moosh even more. God I'd kill for another Oracle game...
>>375575229
didn't she have to go and fuck twilight land
>>375572836
>>375573284
This. Link is canon gay and her brother is a million times better anyway.
>>375576731
I give you better partner of Link
>>375576868
Bullying Lynels for fun!
>>375574847
Lots of Lon-Lon Milk and sedentary sitting on your ass as a sage.
Why do you all like Marin so much?
>>375576451
What?
>>375577085
err, fix
>>375577081
because she's best girl?
I like to imagine that it must be super awkward being Mipha
>Guy you like isn't even the same race as you
>Probably going to end up with someone else anyway
>Die before you get to confess your feelings
>Your older brother and your dad have to explain to the guy you like that you were crushing big time on him
>Have to spell it out in front of everyone, even pull out the armor you made for him
>He has amnesia so he is incapable of giving a fuck anyway
Being Mipha is suffering
>>375577243
>Being Mipha is suffering
The fish whore absolutely deserves it for getting involved in the matters of the royal family of Hyrule
>>375577243
she and Link were childhood friends, so I doubt the dynamic was quite like that
>>375577081
After Majora's Mask got too popular, LA became the "it's my favorite Zelder so comfy" hipster choice.
And then Hyrule Warriors happened and was allowed to acknowledge that there were Zeldas before Aonuma.
>>375577858
>tfw you were friendzoned and then died
>>375574874
>Cute loli waifu who is unpopular and forgettable, probably has a stigma over it that you can abuse
>Confident brown amazonian woman with huge knockers, a nice ass, and, most importantly, hips to die for
>Demure goddess of wisdom who is probably a huge sadist, given how reserved she is on the outside.
>>375577858
>>375577243
I'd imagine it wasn't unrequited. Link just had a lot going on. Link is just that one guy who believes really hard in doing what fate has meant for him to do instead of just trying to live a normal life.
>>375577946
This exactly. LA is one of the worst Zeldas to date, but it's the hipster + nostalgia choice.
>>375578685
>LA is one of the worst Zeldas to date, but it's the hipster + nostalgia choice.
i will personally find you and shit down your throat
So Link got with Malon in the end, right /v/?
>>375567830
BotW Zelda is the best girl in the series
>>375577243
Did Mipha know something was going on between Link and Zelda?
She must have known
>>375572000
fucking OP as shit in Hyrule Warriors. God damn!
>>375579423
Malon smells. No way would he sleep with her.
>>375582072
Everyone smells in medieval times.
>>375579423
Yes.
>>375575697
Urbosa is for motherhood not for waifu
>>375582007
This looks like Kingdom Hearts.
>>375579423
>Show Gerudo mask to Talon
>He says it reminds him of Malon's mom
>Link became a ghost because he had no heir to pass his skills on to.
>Link had a gaggle of daughters with Malon
>>375569097
SEX with purah's candy pussy!
your females are small time, gonna post best waifu. I don't care if she's married.
>>375574507
Shewalked him home gently
>>375575229
It is painfully obvious that she was very much in love with Link, and perhaps he with her. But in the end, she knew her duty to her people came first. Shattering the mirror meant Hyrule would never again have to suffer an invasion of Twilight. Midna is a shockingly strong female character that nobody talks about. Also sexy as fuck.
>>375585006
The children are also very cute in this game.
>>375574369
Actually with what we now know from SS and BotW about the link between Zelda and Link, they canonically fuck in every game, no matter what. Yes, even these two.
>>375575229
Supposedly the romance part of the game was slapped onto the localization but I don't know how true that is. Midna's pretty popular regardless.
>>375567772
wait...
>>375585341
>TP Zelda shorter than TP Link
Canonically wrong. Her model is straight-up taller than Link's.
>>375585993
Maybe she's in heels?
>>375586083
In the model? No, she's taller than Link even accounting for footwear. I'm looking for the model sheet that shows all of the models side by side but I'm having difficulty finding it.
posting true best girl
>>375576731
>xD gay smol babies
leave me at once
>>375568421
Well Zelda ought to wise up and become Marin.
>>375586907
Marin was the dreamworld's manifestation of Zelda.
>>375587091
>wasn't even real
>still the best zelda in the series
hmmm...
>>375586376
the homo-eroticism on /v/ has got to stop
>>375583497
TP Link is stated to be a direct bloodline relation to OoT Link, so he canonically had children with someone.
>>375588574
>buried in the royal graveyard
>shade is dressed in powerful knight armor
>He and Zelda grew close before he left for Termina as stated in the flashback
>Zelda says she knows he'll return to her
Link managed to score himself some royal pussy.
>>375588738
MM happened in the mind of Skullkid
ITT: I want to fuck everything
>>375577712
Zelda pls
>>375574874
Nice original work, Nintendo.
>>375572000
Not real, even in a fictional universe
>>375573702
I'd cum on her eggs if she asked me to and gave me some hot JOI
>>375589792
You'd cum on her eggs even if she asked you not to.
>>375574874
Nayru.
>>375574874
Green.
Translation:
>If I had lived, this is what I would look like
>>375588817
But that's just a theory! :^)
>>375589628
Is this real?
>>375590137
Why does the fish have tits?
>>375590250
Yea, but it's not from Zelda.
>>375590302
it's a dolphin, not a fish
>>375590302
Her name is Mipha!
MIPHA
>>375590429
Why does the dolphin have tits?
What's with you people's obsession with Marin of all characters?
>>375590560
Because she's not popular.
>>375587158
This.
>>375590560
Tragic romance, tropical islands are romantic, and there's a kind of charming innocence about the whole thing.
>>375575229
She shattered the mirror because she gave in to fear. Zelda and Link believed that the two realms could stay connected and learn to be at peace, but Midna didn't.
>>375574874
Din, but is that really supposed to be Farore? I would expect Farore being the lifegiver and all to be a motherly milf
>>375590429
Stupid sexy healslut
Link, are you thinking about that old fish corpse? Stop being such a silly billy and come back to bed.
>playing A Link to the Past
>link is brown and has pink hair
>>375590560
she's cute and innocent anda seagull
>>375591489
pls no bully
Does anyone think the Wind Fish is a cute girl?
Cute!
>>375582007
This reminds me....
Ok /v/ here me out.
HERE ME THE MOTHERFUCK OUT
What if the next Zelda game is Link: The Faces Of Evil done BOTW style
>New open world of Korodai
>Slightly bigger than BOTW
>All enemies from BOTW return, plus all the extra enemies from Faces of Evil (Daria's, Deelers, Ghoma, Jawbees, Dedites, Tektites etc)
>Game is expanded upon greatly
>Proper dungeons like Hyrule Castle in BOTW
>Shrines are kept to a minimum
Would /v/ play?
>>375592643
No.
>>375592342
she looks kind of depressed but I can dig the spats and tail collar
not sure what to make of the fin piercings though
>>375568421
They are both women in Zelda games.
>>375572601
Wind Fish: Hey Link, thanks for saving me from eternal slumber! Have fun dying in the middle of the fucking ocean!
>>375573126
Be careful she doesn't enjoy your cooking TOO much.
Rink! RINK!
>>375582007
>>375594232
While thinking about how you just destroyed an entire island full of people, including a girl who trusted you and was probably in love with you!
i really love impa
>>375596535
>>375596881
M-my wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPd_NoCfl_s
>>375574624
I wanna know too, just for laughs of course haha
>>375568421
She was Zelda's equivalent in that game.
>>375590302
Why does she have arms, legs, a crotch a humanlike face?
>>375574874
I like Farore
>>375599549
Because it makes my dick hard.
>people on this board are so emotionally fragile they hate Zelda because she told Link to go away in one cutscene
loving every laugh
>>375567830
>Obnoxious animu stereotypical tsundere personality
>Shitty forgettable outfit
>Less than average dorky face
>Disgustingly huge eyebrows
>Average hairstyle
The fuck is this shit.
>>375600296
A cutie.
>>375581083
375600585 (you)
>>375600296
Her personality is more fleshed out than most Zeldas. Hell, the fact that she's flawed and insecure actually makes her more relatable than the perfectionist most of the other incarnations have been.
>>375574829
Is this a mini-boss I missed because I wasn't fucking cretin and walked on her flowers?
>>375600806
This only says a lot about how much garbage Zelda characters have been in these 30 and more years.
>>375594305
>>375567830
>no one posted before
I thought you guys were better than this
>>375574874
The Oracles are not the Goddesses just because they're named after them.
The Mexican farmer that grew your produce is probably named Jesus, but that doesn't mean he's the same one from the bible.
>>375601048
No, it just means the series got more complex. Not like older games had to have complicated stories, they weren't even able to in most cases.
Dat ass tho
>>375593420
>spats
>windfish is wearing spats
Oh no, boner plz
>>375601232
>from nothing to a bunch of shallow textbook anime cliches
>in an evern more non-existent story
So much complexity
>>375589228
>put on a bow
>suddenly female
aren't those jawa clones agendered like the gorons anyway?
>>375601947
Let's see you do any better then.
>>375590137
GIANT
AIR
POCKETS
>>375602267
>No u
>>375602192
Goroms being agendered is a gray area. Even those two gorons in Gerudo Town were confused as how they got in when they consider themselves male.
>>375601425
>>375602479
Gorons only got in because they were RIPPED AS FUCK and the gerudo didn't know how to identify them so they said fuck it. Or maybe it's just a joke about never seeing female gorons.
>>375567830
BOTW Zelda is hot af
>>375590302
To attract young hylians
>>375602332
Not like you had any better response with "it's generic"
How does she keep winning the Linkbowl?
What's her secret?
OP is a faggot
>>375603075
Designated lead. Though it's fair to assume that not every Zelda won Link. OoT of Link clearly didn't get with his Zelda since otherwise his ghost wouldn't have been so depressed and TP Link would have likely then been TP Zelda's cousin or some shit.
>>375600005
Some people just don't like tsunderes for some reason, Zelda isn't even much of one
>>375567830
I got to get this memory fuck
>tfw only 4 memories
>one of them is literally 20 seconds
Nintendo thisis the first time I want to see cutscenes
>>375603842
>and TP Link would have likely then been TP Zelda's cousin or some shit.
That's hot.
>>375576868
I got assfucked by one of those last night. Fuck those things
>>375604267
Where? The ones in more open, flat areas are usually the easier ones to fight as there's no need to worry about terrain interfering with your or them.
i know shes a side character but i always thought she was cute
>>375604642
Zelda NPCs are always great really
So many girls thirsty as fuck for Link in BOTW.
>>375567830
Weebshit pandering.
That's the only Non-Core audience that would even remotely like Neo-Nintendo's retarded muppets and gay bar waitstaff.
>>375604743
this was such a cute side quest tho, i miss this
>>375573627
>tan skin
>red hair
God tier combination
>>375604743
>>375604804
>"Hey Link! Some scoundrel iswooing my babygirl. Keep an eye out and let me know when you find out who he is!"
>Meanwhile, she's sitting in the corner, dropping her spaghetti over Link being in her house
>>375604642
>>375604743
All the girls are cute and desperate to taste the Cock chosen by the Goddesses.
>>375605008
>>375605027
i mean i would be to, hes less of a twink in ss
the real twink of ss
>>375605349
He's still a pretty boy.
>>375605027
>tfw retarded women and disgusting fish can't stay away from YOUR husbando
>>375605626
Hardly retarded to want top-quality seed filling every one of your orifices.
>>375605626
Daily reminder a Korok spooned with link for 100 years which is better than any goddess could do
>>375605548
i mean i guess next to Fledge everyone looks more masculine
She's just so cute!!
>>375605008
IT WAS SO ADORABLE THO
>>375606228
I concur.
>>375606228
And lewd.
>>375606329
Indeed she... it was.
>>375606456
you can be cute and lewd its not a crime
>>375606698
With an ass that big, it is criminal! It's tempting all those who gaze at it!
>>375606849
only if youre a coward anon
>>375607157
It's not cowardly to be attracted by a nice ass.
>>375605626
>Implying Link not getting industrial strength succ when Zelda's not there
>>375607270
>With an ass that big, it is criminal! It's tempting all those who gaze at it!
i meant cowards are scared of being cute and lewd. No shame in wanting a women with a nice ass like that
>>375607834
But she's the one being cute and lewd. That wouldn't have anything to do with men being cowardly.
>>375607396
Link is Zelda only
Fish should be fried
BOOP
>>375608046
Link is for whatever chick has the guts to claim him. It just happens to be Zelda in quite a few instances.
>>375608046
Link that is not how you kiss girls.
>>375608046
>tumblr art style
>tfw we will never see best girl again
>>375568421
I think she is. At least as much as you can be. She is a seagull. The temple of time guy is an owl. I'm sure Zelda can into a seagull when she becomes a sage.
>>375608143
>Link is ever the dutiful bodyguard
>Zelda has to force herself on him the first few times before he accepts their new relationship
W-why is this so hot?
>>375607948
i think we're both confusing each other mate, im sorry. one thing we can both agree on is that shes fucking hot and we all want a big ass. we'll leave it at that
>>375600296
>>Disgustingly huge eyebrows
take that back RIGHT NOW
*want some of that big ass
crap..
Why does zelda in botw have a british accent?? i still don't understand that? Did she hangout with the zoras to much while she was growing up?
>>375608318
>Cucked by every Zelda at once
Being Cia was truly suffering
>>375575537
DARUK'S PROTECTION IS NOW READY TO ROLL
>>375608304
No one other than Kass's teacher seems to give a fuck that Link and Zelda's relationship is wildly improper
>>375575537
You remember to thank your healer right anon?
>>375608318
>there is someone on /v/ who thought this image was posting
>there is someone on /v/ RIGHT NOW who saved it from them and posted it AGAIN
jesus christ get some standards
>>375608601
Whoever directed her actress thought Princesses need to have british accents.
Weird, given how her father sounds more like a general English voice than something british as well.
>>375608814
Daruk's voice was actually kind of fitting. He sounded load and rowdy, which is what most would imagine with a goron.
>>375575229
Anyone else think midna is the reincarnation of dark Zelda from a link between worlds, the trifurcation she was given at the end of that game is the sol orbs, in a link between worlds the map was cracking and falling apart, aka link couldn't save them and there world was fucked
>>375608905
>thanking someone for doing their job
You can say "good work" but only if they did something above average, and it's not class specific.
>>375608953
>how dare someone post an image that I don't like?
>>375608989
The actress is American but was classically trained in Britain, voice director a shit.
>>375608989
thats so stupid..
>>375608905
Why did Mipha think she could get alone time with Link when he's joined at the hip with Zelda
>>375609076
>but was classically trained in Britain
Got a source on that? Even then, why would she try to do an accent if she's shit at it?
>>375609406
What is?
>>375609076
i don't mean any disrespect to her voice actress but zelda sounds like an american faking a british accent? its really obvious
>>375608601
Would you rather a generic American accent? Don't you hear enough of that already?
>>375609475
>>375609552
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5294158/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
Actors do what the director tells them to do. Hopefully LA gets destroyed by a giant earthquake soon and we'll get a renaissance of theater based voice acting.
>>375567830
SHAVE THOSE FUCKING EYEBROWS YOU WHORE
>>375609591
its just fake british accents are obnoxious
>>375609675
thats why i said "no disrecpect to her actress" because i know its not her fault
>>375609789
Her eyebrows are CUTE
>>375609794
Didn't bother me and I'm a brit.
>>375582007
Nice photoshop... wait... is this real?
>>375594921
Holy shit!
My sides
>>375567772
to this
>>375609946
[muffled DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY in the distance]
>>375610134
Of course it isn't.
>>375610005
Still, you can't deny it sounded a bit forced, like someone doing what they think a Brit would sound like.
>>375605027
Would net date her.
>>375573702
>reality vs waifu dream
>mfw
>>375610253
she was trying to hard to sound posh. it pisses me off. i get shes supposed to sound fancy because shes a princess but come on even her dad doesn't talk like that
>>375610570
Thought you said it didn't bother you.
>>375610378
nice
>>375610570
no no! im a different person. im not the other person saying their brit. but yeah i agree with you
>>375610378
Wonder if Zelda allowed Link to sleep with the other girls. I mean, she could only produce so many babies at once, they had to populate their new land quickly somehow.
>>375608493
Would she even notice somebody feeling up her ass?
>>375611039
No obviously. Besides Zelda is the reincarnation of a goddess. She's probably got empowered fertility. Doesn't deliver less than triplets.
>>375569097
>>375583554
is it actual legal to have sex with Purah?
after all, she is over hundred of years old
>>375602626
that picture makes me sad
>>375611320
>Look
I am.
>>375611819
Never know, she might have let him spread the love to help diversify the gene pool. Groose did his part too, while being the exclusive founder of the Gerudo and its delicious brown women. Pipit probably got to go last, and who knows if Fledge got anything.
>>375612185
If we go strictly by age, then it should be alright. If sex were just a matter of the body's development, then people probably wouldn't complain so much about certain cases.
>>375573702
stupid question, but could it be, that many Zoras don't grow up?
>>375567772
Well, Link doesn't wear a skirt anymore either.
>DLC lets you replay the events of 100 years ago
>DLC lets you save everyone from death and beat down Ganon
>In the end it turns out it's just Link in a PTSD nightmare and he wakes up sweating in bead
>>375613532
>not having the triple stamina bar for sex with Paya
Do you even love your waifu at all?
>>375604759
>Weebshit pandering.
Reminder that OoT was meant to have legit dating sim elements in it. But due to time constraints they weren't implemented.
But that's the true reason for why all the young gals across Hyrule in OoT wants to fuck Link.
>>375610570
She didn't sound posh at all. Honestly, if she'd just practised the accent a bit to make it less mind-bendingly cringy, it would've been okay.
>>375613912
Wait, he gets trapped in a jewel at the end?
We Asura's Wrath 2?
>>375614291
Or just lightened up on the accent's thickness. Not even sure what region of Britain she was trying to sound like. Even most written imitations of British accents don't sound that forced.
>>375613912
If the DLC converts the game world to pre-calamity, i'll be so happy. I'm so fucking bored of post-apocalypse.
>>375613912
Even though I'm 100% certain it'll be a prequel, I really want the DLC to be an epilogue.
>>375608814
I pretty much never ever used Daruk's protection. Because most of the time I just wanted to use my shield without activating Daruk's protection and risk wasting it. So I just deacticated Daruk's protection. And then I never really came around to activating it again.
>>375614529
Would be fun to see some of the ruined towns become new, lively ones.
Of course, I'd be down for something that had its own map and story. Though they're probably not gonna be that generous to us.
>>375614484
It sounded like newsreader English to me. Just very clear, no bells and whistles English.
I actually thought her tone of voice and acting was an okay fit for Zelda. It was just ruined by mispronounced Americanisms polluting every sentence with pure, unfiltered cringe.
>>375614529
The game already shits itself running the current towns with AI and all.
>>375600296
>Disgustingly huge eyebrows
>actually having this shit taste
>unironically being gay
wew
WEW
W E W
>>375614923
I guess. Shame they didn't just get someone who sounds more natural and fitting if they were so keen on the accent, like the chick who did Jessica in DQ8.
>>375575229
>Did she even have feelings for Link
She practically had multiple orgasms when she rode you in wolf form, so yes.
>>375615313
Mipha! I need a healer.
My magnificent dong got stuck and hurt in the zipper as I zipped my fly after taking a wiss in the Zora water reservoir.
Please assist me.
>>375573702
Jokes on you, egg laying is a fetish of mine!!
>>375574957
>Wahahaha!
This only happens with the first korok, right?
>>375615558
This is the most innocent post on /v/.
>>375574957
>being into a girl who shits in your hands
>>375568421
Marin is much prettier
>>375612550
Every time you fap, hundreds of millions of humans don't grow up.
>>375615913
well, I was more thinking, that they still hatch from the eggs, but die at a very young age
>>375615396Source? Google a shit.
>>375614310
Now we just need a planet sized Ganondorf to fight
>>375616050
Fish eggs are fertilised outside the body. Unless Link cums on each one individually, I think they're fairly dead from the beginning. Not to mention that a lot of them get eaten.
>>375616112
You don't want to see the full thing.
>>375616338
I don't?
>>375616494Not unless you're into scat
>>375616619
Thank you for the warning. I'll pass.
>>375616869
No you won't.
>>375616619
Crack on, gayboy.
Someone point out specific examples of lines where Zelda's voice sounds bad, because I'm not hearing it.
e.g. I think Daruk over-emotes sometimes, and I'd use the cutscene where he's atop the newly-reclaimed Divine Beast as an example. That line where he's talking to himself about how Hyrule looks 100 years later is awful.
>>375613532
Will Zelda allow Paya into a threesome with Link?
>>375616275
>eaten
Pretty sure as a sapient race the Zora have long since figured out how to keep their eggs safe from predators. Furthermore, live birth is possible. Many shark species give live birth, and the Zora all have sharp teeth. Laying hundreds of eggs is a pretty quick way to dangerously overpopulate Zora's domain anyway.
>>375603842
tfw when never having qt slim blonde haired girlfirend to lift groose magazine off your face. WHY LIVE
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>>375618116
Nice
>greentext
FAGGOT
>tfw no Aryan gf
>>375618116
>Slim
Her thicc descendant is better
>>375617936
>Laying hundreds of eggs is a pretty quick way to dangerously overpopulate Zora's domain anyway.
that's what I am talking about
>>375617820
well, if Paya wouldn't be so shy
>>375602479
>>375602640
It's a blindingly obvious man-breast joke.
>>375618310
Not really all that thick. Certainly got a healthy ass on her though.
>>375608905
Yes. She's my cute healslut.
>>375602626
But his pants aren't down or even unzipped.
>>375619758
>what is dry humping
You homosexuals will argue about everything. Left or right?
>>375620720
Both. At the same time.
>>375620720
All of them.
now it's my turn
MIPHAWASCUTE
CUTE
>>375621767
Ghosts are still cute
>>375621919
Silly Mipha. That's not how you measure a penis.
>>375622131
Do you have doubts of Link's being smaller than his arm?
>>375608046
Uncanny resemblance.
>>375621919
>tfw you can still useand abuseMipha after her death