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>here's your controller bro

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>here's your controller bro
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>pass the controller bro
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>>375540661
Yo man, is this playdough?
Fuck you, I'm gonna go fuck your sister.
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Here's your controller, bro. Have fun!
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>>375541009
>Dog chewed mine when I got it and had to sand paper it down.
>Still works fine to this day.
>Dog died this year
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>>375541674
Because you took the mongrel out back!
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>>375540661
God I want to squash in in my hand so much
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>here's your controller bro
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>let's dance bro
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>here's your controller bro
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>>375543532

>[distant WA-KSSH intensifies several times in a row]

thanks launch NV
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>>375544343
sTOP
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>here's ur controller bro
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>>375543532
>>375544343
>>375544458
>You start to feel woozy
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>>375541009

>have 2 wavebirds
>1 is silver and looks rad as fuck
>I have to move away from the house I was renting
>carefully place the 2 wavebirds, one normal gamecube controller, a Wii and a wii remote in one old backpack
>backpack gets lost

Fucking shit.
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>>375544572
Shit was so cash.
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>>375544226
How are you supposed to hold all that at once?
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>>375544572
wtf is that
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>>375546651
That's an ATM machine, you dope.
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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROLLER
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>>375546807
but what do they do with it?
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>>375546807
>ATM machine
>Automated Teller Machine machine
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>>375547181
Looks like he installed DOOM.

http://www.gamesradar.com/12-things-that-prove-that-doom-will-run-on-literally-anything/
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>here's your controller bro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW5ELKTivbE
Video of OPs pic
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>here you can be player 2
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>>375547690
Goddamnit you beat me to it.
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>>375547690
>tfw when you mess up on the internet
I am terribly sorry, boss.
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It's never not funny
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>>375541674
I still have mine, I had to superglue the pad back onto the stick, looks funny but work fine.
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>>375548231
cool, I love Katamari Damacy
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>>375541009
>here's your controller, bro
>thanks
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>here's your controller bro
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>>375549018
No, it's gotten pretty old now.

You might like filename threads
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here's your controller, bro!
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>>375546530
>Joysticks and toggles on desk in front of you
>Pedals at your feet

Wasn't hard, bro.
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>>375549305
when I saw this announced I hadn't played RE4 and assumed they must have made it into some house of the dead type game with light gun controls

What the fuck were they thinking?
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>here's your controller bro!
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>>375550032
>What the fuck were they thinking
They weren't
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>>375550846
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>>375551424
Six face buttons should be mandatory on every controller.
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>>375551847
Delete this.
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>>375541009
Thanks!
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>>375551847
Y u do dis
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>>375546360
Smooth one Carlos
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>>375543679
Nice of Konami to make a special dance pad for Manly Tears.
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kys faggots

this is now a DS2 masterrace thread
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>>375546360
lel
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>>375553154
autism
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>>375553154
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>>375546807
>Automated teller machine machine
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Heres your controller bro
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>>375546530
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>>375553725
It's never not funny
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>>375550846

should be a rumble pak instead
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the 90's was rife with awful third party accessories
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>>375544572

I heard there was a an anti-botnet malware that infects IoT devices so they can't be added to botnets.

Imagine if someone made something that just makes things with screens play Doom.
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>>375554094
DEY ALL CHINESE
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>>375554094
NIGGA
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>>375541009
That's a real controller.
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>>375554146
I miss shit like this
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>>375554296
Point being?
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>>375554146
oh god, I remember those third party ps controllers, memory I would like to erase from my brain
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>>375544572
HOW
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>here's your controller bro
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>>375553039

Underrated.

He's streaming right now.
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>>375554701
Fuck off, midget.
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>>375551424
That kind of looks like a retarded Xbox 360 controller with a huge floppy penis
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>>375554508
its an old written off atm running win xp
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>>375553154
Last good triggers on a PS console.
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>>375541674
>sandpapers his fucking dog
>wonders why it dies
fuck you and every fucking idiot who abuses their animals like that
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>>375540661
Already looks better than the normal gamecube controller.
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>>375554508

You can see in the background the ATM is on a storage / basement. When you have full access to the insides of it installing unusual stuff isnt hard.
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>>375555059
I have an Intuos 5, can I be good at FPS games
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>>375554508
that's nothing check this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRMpNA86e8Q
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>>375554146
it's weird how that's not an issue anymore

55 million PS4s sold, and not one Rock 'n Roller or Activator to be seen
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Thanks
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>>375554974
epic
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>>375548231
Too many buttons.
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>>375555059
>the thing in the middle under high tier
Wait, that isn't the onahole robot thing, is it?
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>>375557196
Oh man, I forgot to bring the xbox controllers
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>>375557520
It's the paraplegic nintendo controller
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"dude what the fuck, the controller just has a bit of dog drool on it just wipe it off, do you want to play or not?"
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>>375555683
that was trash
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>>375544572
>want to get some cash out of the ATM
>ATM swallows my card, doesn't give it back
>"You want your card back so desperately? Try this?"
>Doom on hardest difficulty, with keypad controls
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>>375557963
Fucking hell I feel like you need a 1 week training course before you would use something like this.
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>>375558173
The singularity's gonna be great.
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>>375554094
YOU WAN DERIVERY?
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>here is your controller, female bro
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>>375559334
>here's your controller sis
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>>375560464

You forgot the picture of your dick.
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>>375555059

I laughed way harder at this then i expected to.
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>>375553154
faggot.png
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>Here's your controller sis
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>>375544572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll4f0Wim4pM
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>here's you're controller bro
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>>375540661
this looks like your mom's pussy, i pass it.
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>>375549018
no it really isn't funny.
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>>375554974
brainlet
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>>375562486
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>Here's your controller, bro
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>>375562860
how are they playing kinect outside on a hill top
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>>375562860
Press F to Pay Respects
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>>375562471
these types of videos/images always make me so fucking paranoid to use my Debit Card. I literally just drive to the bank and ask the teller to withdraw shit for me
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>>375554537
I'm sure this got 14 gorillion reddit upvotes.
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>>375563507
clearly he's meant to be in the corner of his room
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>>375546807
Is that where you put in your PIN number?
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Here's your controller, bro
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>>375563871
You can't go back.
You can never go back.
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>>375563995
you do need a big room to play kinect
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Pick your poison.
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>>375564981
Patrick, if only because of the D-pad.
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>>375564058
hmm what an odd shape, I think someone needs to repeat what shape it is to me.
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>>375554351
not that anon, but obviously the point is it's not a shit controller to feel degraded by
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>>375564981
patrick

spenge bab d pad looks like shit
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>>375541009

What the fuck is that dial in the bottom for?
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>>375565204
Probably to change the frequency so there isn't two controllers for one receiver.
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>>375562471
Damn I'll be more careful about this shit now.
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>>375541009
Goddamn king of controllers right here.
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*cloud part*
*angels singing*

Heres your controller bro.
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>>375565095
it's like a circle but rounder
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>>375565558
*singing stops*
Oh, and you.
*sky darkens*
This is yours.
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>>375565634
fuck you. i dont think thats the particular shape i had in mind. can you scream the correct answer this time?
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>>375565558

Poor man's xbox controller
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>>375565558

My buddy brought over a Switch Pro controller the other day. Honestly within minutes decided it was the best controller I've ever used. Anyway to use them on PC?
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>>375565814
It's an orb, or a globe I guess.
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>>375562471
>always check the plastic cover of the ATM
>run my finger in the keys too
>one day I found one skimmer

Im always paranoid as fuck about those bloody things
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>>375565814
It's globular
GLOBULAR!
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>>375565757
FUCKING KIT KATS
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>>375565992
holy fuck youre an asshole
just fucking say it dude
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>>375565204
The frequency, it had up to 16 in case you were enough of a madman to do that shit with Double Dash where you have 16 players on 8 TVs
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Here is your controller bro
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>>375566086
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY THE REAL THING
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>>375566176
What do you want me to say? A ball?
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>>375566228
So this is the truth behind waterfags?
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>>375566334
FUUUUCCKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUUUU I SAW SOMEONE ASK WHAT SHAPE IT WAS AND SOMEONE RESPONDED CORRECTLY SO I DECIDED TO GIVE IT A TRY BUT NOPE MR. DICK FAGGOT HAD TO RUIN IT
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@375554957
>Triggers
They are buttons you triple nigger.
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>>375551847
>haha nice usb n64 controller
>see the apple charging thing
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>>375566228
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
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>>375566581
It's a spot of bother you seem to be in, Anon.
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>>375541009

You're supposed to post an awful controller.
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>>375554508
ATM's basically run modded XP, if you get access to the OS you can install anything.
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>>375566228
Test tube bugs?
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>>375565973
Yep. You can connect it using usb or bluetooth.
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>>375566581

you seem a bit upset
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>you are the controller bro
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>>375566228
no sir, I don't like it.
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>>375566794
dude just actually say it
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>friend who does this and unironically johns about his brand new smash 4 controller for the rest of the day

needless to say, i hardly ever play with him now
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>>375562486
>you are the controller bro
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>>375566916
shut the FUCK up. im DONE PLAYING GAMES. SAY IT. JUST SAY IT ITS NOT HARD. DONT BE A TWAT.
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>>375566228

>doesn't crush it

I don't even hate bugs it just looks so satisfying to smush
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>>375566228
But what does it taste like?
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>here's your controller bro
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>>375554974
funny every time
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>>375567231
It's a sphinx's riddle you're asking, and I don't have the answer you want.
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>>375566228
looks like a shrimp to me
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>>375567435
most comfortable controller
but biggest nightmare to set up
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>>375567435

what's the verdict on this thing anyway?
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>>375567581
Nobody bought it.
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>>375563890
So you go directly to the criminal's office?
Ballsy.
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>>375554094
ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ting
pachink
paCHUNK
yyYOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOooo
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>>375567410

why don't you just say it
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>>375550032

I'm pretty sure it was just intended as a dumb novelty for collectors rather than a practical controller.
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>>375567560
>>375567581
I thought it was a meme at first but for any games that don't need much camera control it's the best thing I've ever used. Very comfy, makes cute sounds, the grip buttons are genius and the triggers are great. I wish they'd make one with a right-side joystick instead of the touchpad meme
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Here's your controller bro.
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heres ur controler
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>>375565558
I would get on my knees and suck you off bro.

No homo.
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>>375567435
fuck this controller triggers my autism
like
how the fuck would I use this to play something on a emulator, I know it works for fpses and shit but I wanna see someone use it for something else.
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>>375565095

Sphere's your controller, bro.
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>>375566228
>implying crustaceans are bugs
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>>375567734
Not for camera control? It's so, so much better than a fucking stick for any high-speed or precision camera control that I haven't touched a regular controller for games with a player-driven camera since I got it. The only genre I've played where a stick felt better is twin-stick.
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>>375541009
Thanks, I will.
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>>375543679
>not including the dance bar
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>>375546360
aint even mad carlos
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does ne1 hav that old original gameboy that survived hiroshima
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>>375555998
?
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>>375565558
>wireless

No thanks, bro.
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>>375567812
I have this controller but it doesn't work, the cables been chewed up and the analog nub is missing.

It was a comfy controller though. >tfw can't buy one for less than $150
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>>375565204
It lets you select which frequency to use. The wireless adapter you plug into the console had to be tuned to the same frequency for it to connect.
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>>375567858
Is it possible for controllers to look angry? Because I think this one does.
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>>375568156
hm, I don't play fps so I've never tried the gyro + pad method, but I found it really hard to use for like, dark souls or other action games. I should just learn to set up gyro probably
>>375568006
works great for 2d games if you'd normally use a joystick. obviously not meant for emulators, you have to do workarounds to even use it for non-steam stuff in the first place
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>>375541009
Only downside is it has no rumble, but I guess that was to save battery.
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>>375564058

IT'S CIRCULAR!

CIRCULAR!
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>>375567812
>megaman X8 artwork
>it wasn't on the gamecube
i don't understand
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>>375567812
Aarf, I want one.
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Hori needs to stop memeing people
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>>375568383
I don't use it for FPS either since nothing beats an actual mouse, but I think it's great for action games. I put like 300h into DDDA with mine and recently played Nier for like 110 too. The aiming is much better even without the gyro on hard when you don't have lock on. Also tried the gyro + pad aiming in GTA V, it worked way, way better than analog sticks with the game's autoaim completely disabled. I mean it was actually usable and I didn't feel like a cripple once the game was no longer "helping" me aim.

>>375568006
I'm playing P3FES with mine right now.
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>>375568864

a sphere shaped controller?
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Here you go, bro.
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>>375541009
>tfw I still have my wavebird, but no gamecube
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>>375569024
Slime shaped.
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>>375568063
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>>375567812
>>375568279
I had this, but it was fragile as fuck and the C-Stick broke from Smash Bros. At least the capsule it came in was cool, and I still have it.

Fuck, if I knew it would be $150 one day I would never have used it.
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>>375564393
For you
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>>375569210

that's so gimmicky

collector-level shit
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>>375566228
kinda cute
probably be scared shitless if I saw one in real life though
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>>375568910
what settings do you use for the right trackpad? the swipe setting or just holding it on a certain edge?
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>>375567581

Genuinely a really solid controller, but I still personally can't get over how good pic related is.
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>>375570556
Always swipe, holding edges is shit for camera control IMO. I used that for the twin-stick parts in Nier though, worked decently enough for that.

In terms of the swipe options, the one that emulates an actual mouse is easily the best. If the game doesn't support that then Mouse Joystick can work pretty well too, depending on how adjustable in-game camera control is. DDDA for instance supports mouse input so it worked amazingly well.
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Loved this. Actual triggers instead of R and L. Sadly it broke.
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>>375554957
DS2 doesnt even have triggers, they are fucking buttons.
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>>375567858
Why are there oven dials on that controller?
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>>375569210
I have one of these, its actually pretty comfy. i dont use it though, its just a cool display piece.
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>>375563871
Is it weird that the thing bothering me the most about this is that the dpad has no down button?
I mean, there's a lot of games where that is a crucial button for fucking basic movement.
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>>375571742
Hope you didn't plan on picking ryu
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>>375554537
this looks like shit
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>>375549195
lol
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>>375540812
good luck I've been trying to.
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>>375565204
Underage
>>
here's your controller xro
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>>375568206
>being a bar bitch

Git gud senpai.
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>>375565859
How is it a poor man's xbox controller if it costs more?
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>>375572725
Grandpa

Hurry up and die you fuckin dinosaur
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>>375573479
PS4, a powerful console, is cheaper than Switch

Nintendo overcharges everything because nintendo fans gobbled it all up like a good little goy
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>>375573504
>18 year olds are grandpas now
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>>375567679
its spherical
SPHERICAL
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>>375569059
can i get an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>375565204
>/v/ is this underage
I really should know better by now.
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>>375546651
>Fucking NEETs
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>>375570572
Xbone controllers have terrible left expectancy. The sticks will always become dislodged.
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>>375574869
There are posters right here right now who don't know the mean of v&
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>>375574869
Fuck off grandpa
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>>375541009
Probably my favorite wireless controller of all time, wish I could use it on my laptop.
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>here's your controller bro
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>>375575787
but what happens if you get a boner?
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>>375575931
it would be extremely painful
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>>375562471
This is why I only use the ATM directly inside a bank
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>>375555675
I've got one of these back one, most useless console device I ever bought.
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>>375576028
To me.
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>>375541009
>tfw nintendo's last two consoles literally built off this advertisement
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>>375541009

And here's yours *unzips dick*
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*hits bong*
*coughs up a lung*
here's your controller duuuuude
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>i call dibs on the wavebird, bro!
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>>375554216
ha
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Why is this a thing
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>>375565204
nufag
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>>375576618
Doesn't even have a d-pad, analog or buttons.
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don't mind me just posting the best controller ever made
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>>375566228
>All those cuts on his hand
Jesus
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>>375577734
those are just creases in his palm you ding a ling
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>>375548231

>faint "ANAL" left under the playstation logo

kek
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>>375577810
I didn't know water bugs knew how to use a computer
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>>375577810
There are cuts, but they're very clearly not from a shrimp.
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>>375576895
>Here's your fancy vidya doo-hicky, Cletus
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>>375576895
at least those sticks wont waste away to nothingness
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>>375577998
Even if we could use computers, water bugs are harmless and are just as scared of you as you are of them.
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>>375548231
>Controller designed for Cinematic games
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>>375578128
>Even if we
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>>375566013

I hope you didn't give it to the bank.

You should take them to the police.
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>"here's your controller patient #1,573"

https://youtu.be/G68G8xFJZAU
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>>375576895
>press a button
>shoot yourself in the fingers.
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>>375565757
Sideways Joy-cons are without a doubt the most uncomfortable controllers I've ever held in my life
They're so fucking tiny
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>"Here son, I know how much you were wanting a gaming keyboard, so I snagged you one at the local thrift store!"
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>>375569210
At least you can stick it up your ass.
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>>375578772
What the hell kind of use would this thing even have?

Would you fucking mount it inside a space shuttle or some shit?
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>>375579606
One-handed people, or maybe jobs where you have to enter commands while logging data/using a mouse with another hand.
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>>375578128
>we
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>>375576895
Because a lot of niggers play on playstation
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pls no ban
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>>375581141
the paint looks like it's just gonna rub off on the player's hands after the first use. Chalky.
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>>375541009
I thought this controller was awesome as fuck, but I found I could never fully count on the connection. It would occasionally drop, if only for a split second, which might not even be noticeable in some games, but when you're sidling along a narrow ledge in Wind Waker or trying to hold a power slide in Mario Kart, it's a fucking bitch. I tried every frequency and never found one that was fully reliable, so I mostly went back to wired controllers. Shame, it was pretty great otherwise.
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>>375557196
jerking off with hands like that must be like sticking your dick inside a leather couch
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