Last day of the /v/eekend
implying
>>375509512
Do americans have May bank holiday? The /v/eekend can continue for britbongs at least.
Do Wii U fags still bother?
streams:
twitch tv / kai8594_
twitch tv / lptwisterdx
instructs: http://chadsoft.co.uk/
>tfw going through all single player cups to three star them all
At the least it gives me good practice for online
>>375509987
if you win in 150cc it copies the results to 50cc and 100cc too
>200cc tourney
>place 1st 11.5 seconds before second crosses the line
Sometimes when my switch is docked it black screens then cuts back into the game after a bit, what causes this?
It happens much more with MK8, and for much extended amounts of time.
help
7/12 150cc
>>375510306
That's been happening to me lately when I played P5. Get a new TV.
>>375510601
I've read around and think it's the HDMI. Makes no sense for it to be the TV because I have zero problems with this with my wiiu/ps4.
Guys, Candy is picking on me again!
Fuck thunderbolt, but also fuck thunderbolt.
>>375511389
I swear I get struck at least 10 times in Grand Prix
6/12 150cc
Where's the 50cc tourney? Slower is better after all.
>>375510876
Good, you deserve it
GUYS please tell me they let me switch between my two items i've tried every button.
Nintendo can't be THAT stupid... c-can they?
Where my 200cc nigga at?
>>375512256
And tell me exactly how you're supposed to switch when there's no one to switch with?
>>375509512
Last character polling of the /vee/kend. YOU CAN VOTE FOR MORE THAN ONE
surveymonkey.
com/r/
QCFHN85
>>375512554
>surveymonkey.
>com/r/
>QCFHN85
The fuck is this?
>>375509512
we already have an op image? you guys work fast
>>375509512
>drawfriend actually did the smugass request
Nice.
>>375512787
System marks it as spam unless I break it up like that. Strawpoll doesn't allow for as many options as I need.
>>375510145
>mfw
2 days of time into the trash
>>375513253
How many fucking options are there? And if there's that many, do you think a group of 10 could give you an accurate reading? Fuck off.
>>375513419
There are over 40 character in MK8D. Strawpoll only has thirty options.
>>375513594
Then only include the ones that matter dumbshit. Do you think anybody gives a fuck about Lakitu?
>>375513712
Then it ain't a proper survey. I am very sorry you have what I can only assume is brand loyalty to strawpoll.
>>375513712
>he doesn't know about the Lakitu shitters
How do you get alternate title screens
Why do people say the roster is bad? Nobody played as Birdo and Funky is cancer.
>>375514093
YOU don't. You're not good enough.
>in third ten feet from finish
>single red shell results in a chain catastrophe and I finish in 11th
FUCK
YOU
Fucking bullet bill niggers
>>375514093
Different selections of menu give you different screens
>>375514182
>funky is cancer
Get that shit taste out of my face.
>>375514182
The roster is great now post-dlc and deluxe but on release it was the fucking worst ever.
>tons of favorites inexplicably missing like king boo, dry bones, diddy/funky kong
>no interesting/surprising new characters, not a single worthwhile new addition
>no cool forgotten characters returning (R.O.B, Petey Piranha)
>despite all this every fucking character has a baby variant and every single koopaling is in the game
There are so many cool mario characters they could add that haven't gotten the spotlight but instead they removed some of the best characters and didn't add anything good.
>>375515031
>>no interesting/surprising new characters, not a single worthwhile new addition
Those are reserved for handheld entries. Expect shit like Pianta or Whomp or Plessie or Motley Bossblob on Mario Kart 4DS
>>375515031
>petey will never come back
>>375515031
>>375515197
Funny how people are pretty much tired of Petey Piranha showing up everywhere except in Mario Kart
>>375515031
>every single koopaling is in the game
And that's bad how? I like wrecking your shit with my niggy Iggy.
Online is bugged as fuck. Getting the same item over and over is horseshit
>>375515354
Even if you like the koopalings (I play as Roy a lot) you cannot deny that having all of them is objectively too many nearly identical characters. They are all too similar to have so fucking many of them in the game. There should only be baby mario and there should only be bowser jr., MAYBE nintendo could hold a poll for the two favorite koopalings and keep them in or something but having all of them is ridiculous, especially when Bowser Jr., Koopa, Dry Bowser, and Bowser are all in too.
>status: out for delivery
I'M COMING FOR YOU FAGGOTS
Any tips for those first five turns on dragon driftway 200cc? I keep eating grass and ass
>>375515590
>MAYBE nintendo could hold a poll for the two favorite koopalings and keep them in or something but having all of them is ridiculous
They already did this for Paper Jam and Rio Olympics. Only a select four (Larry, Wendy, Ludwig, Roy) of the seven get spotlight.
LOL fucking luigi
I dont' want you sharing your blue shell
>>375516057
Brake
>>375516057
you have to use a specific perfect part combination and come to an almost dead stop while drifting. Isn't 200cc fun?
>>375516379
Yes
Daily reminder that if you play as Inkling Boy you are a fucking faggot
>>375516480
Yo mama
>>375516146
The next Mario Kart should at most include 3 of them and Bowser Jr.
>>375516480
Same with villager, though to a lesser degree.
>>375516480
>>375516612
>shitters getting owned by inkling boy and villager
>>375509718
yes we do
where's the lobby f ams
reposting anons license from last night
>>375516480
What am I if I play with Inkling Girl then?
>>375515269
>Showing up everywhere
Brawl, and strikers, where else?
Fuck you Villager
Fuck you blue shell
>>375516872
this is autistic.
>>375516878
You're okay
>>375516878
That's fine.
LOL nice aim with that bob-omb either boo or dry bones
>>375516972
not mine
>>375516975
>calls someone else autistic
>in a mario kart thread
It was an official prize at an event or something apparently.
>>375516878
You have good taste in tummies, anon.
>>375517545
You guys legit have autism?
>>375517620
you don't?
>>375517661
Nope, sorry.
7/12 200cc
>get to first place
>someone throws a blue shell
like clockwork
>>375517714
who's the faggot who tried to make a pepe mii
>>375518013
i'm giulty of this, but i only used in in Smash 4.
>>375518013
Im a little nervous
>>375518349
OK!
NEW BATTLE LOBBY, WHERE MY NIGGAS AT?
8/12 200cc
>>375518349
Hooray!
>dragon palace level
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>375518625
fuck you jimmy
SUCK THAT BOB OMB FAGGOT GREEN IS BETTER
>>375518013
Im surprised anyone even recgonized what its supposed to be
>>375509512
>every game has that one autist who min/maxed their setup, has like 2000 elo, and laps people
why even put elo into a game if you're not going to use it when you match people up?
>>375518738
Frogposter as your name kind of gave it away.
>>375518660
luv you steve :3
>>375518427
I havent seen anyone in the battle lobby is the one in OPs pic wrong or something?
Which course you find the most intense for 200cc?
I say baby park.
Well played Lucrou
>>375519072
faggot
>>375518849
>elo
>in a tournament with only a handful of people
why do you think people get placed in empty lobbies waiting for people of their skill level?
>>375519207
I meant in the general online. I'd never play with /v/, but this seems like the mk8 thread
FUCK YOU JUSTZERO
>Boo steals triple shells the exact moment a red hits
Fuck you to whoever used it
FINISH LINE IN SIGHT.. 1ST PLACE.
Then a blue shell hits. Ffff
>>375518006
I doubt you even have a career
>>375519348
and then I red shelled you :^)
>>375519153
I hate that map lol
Why is this game so fun?
HAHA FUCK YOU GASPIPE
2/12 in Battle mode. Anyone want in?
>>375520051
hell yeah, small battle rooms are the best
7/12 200cc
FUCKING BULLSHIT
BLUE SHELL HITS 2nd PLACE INSTEAD OF 1ST
>all these Dry Bones
>>375516878
You're an even bigger faggot
too many banana peels at baby park
Fuck off waru
>start taking a shit
>suddenly start winning
Well then
>>375520597
this
Battle lobby is 3/12, we need 1 more person for perfect 4 player battle mode
>>375520659
It always helps when the load is lighter.
>>375520597
Mwahaha
Did you anons get the grey console or red/blue? Why?
>>375521018
Neon because it was the only systems Amazon Prime Now was selling
It was the one I wanted anyway
>>375521018
grey because neon is nearly impossible to find. i bought the neon controllers later on though
>>375521018
grey because they didn't have the red/blue ones at gamestop for some reason
>left joycon keeps desyncing
>>375516480
Fite me irl
>>375521348
for some reason my R button, the one I use for drifting on my pro controller keeps "un-pressing" without me actually letting go of the button if that makes sense
Special thanks to lightningbro for getting me first
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
mute city 200cc was a mistake
man the Switch sucks. Constant fucking connection errors Online, and it can't really reach the wifi thru the house which if measured in a straight line is no more than 40 feet away.
Also, when I run connection tests docked I get 300kb/s, and undocked get 2MB/S. And I'm not the only one to report these either.
>>375521018
I bought the console with red/blue, then got the greys separate.
Gonna get the slime greens when they come out, and just get 4 different sets so I always know if I'm missing any joycon.
>got 2 blue shells
That'll teach you to be better than me
waru what bike combo do you have? asking for a friend
NIGHT OF FIRE BATTLE MODE
>>375522553
is there a way to turn off the soundtrack but keep sound effects? So I can turn on Initial D instead, of course
>>375522553
>communication error
I WIll return
>flcl rox
you're goddamn right.
>yfw red shell behind you distracts you from seeing the banana peel in front
>>375515031
Are you saying you didnt like Gold Peach, Metal Mario, Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach?
>>375515031
>tfw no Banjo or Grunty cuz Microsoft stranglehold on the N64's Golden Boy
>>375515031
>>375515354
>>375515184
>>375515197
>>375515269
>>375523448
>>375523495
>All the Koopalings
>Not exciting/worthwhile additions
Get fucked.
Is anyone in 200cc at the moment?
I'M GONNA KILL YOU WALUIGI
>Got 1st
Holy fuck finally
>>375523642
the koopalings get too much hate, ive wanted them in Mario Kart since the snes when i heard a playground rumor there was a way to unlock them in Super Mario Kart
I honestly don't think how they could make the next Mario Kart better when it comes to presentation or content, but what the fuck is it with the item distribution system?
>be good at driving and stay in 1st place
>get hit by at least 2 blue shells each race
>lucky to get a green shell or banana between 20 coins
iirc the blue shell was ultra rare in MK64. Certainly didn't appear in every race like now.
>>375516538
>abstract loss above the bed
Very nice.
>>375523818
Was you the guy I drifted in front of near the end?
>baby clones
>metal clones
>mario/peach clones
>all the fucking koopalings
Am I forgetting anything?
>>375523848
If you hate the Koopalings, you're a newfag/underage fuckstain who didn't play Super Mario World enough to start caring about them.
>>375523940
>Toadette
This is what feminism has wrought.
>Villager
Mii 0.9beta
>Inklings
into the trash
Do you scrubs have Gold Mario yet?
>>375523896
but now you get the chance to get the item that nullifies the blue shell
I'm better at Big Blue 200cc than 150cc because of how many 200cc time trials I've done
4 player balloon battle in Battle Map 1 is the shit
>trading with top 3 the whole race
>suddenly redshell
>suddenly star
>suddenly bringing up the rear
I was robbed.
>>375524130
Got him but no gold gear yet to go along with him.
>com error
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>375524664
Stay a little behind and try to steal it at the end.
>>375524746
Time for a break.
>>375515031
>I forgot about R.O.B. and Funky, those niggas were my mains
>Petey not being in it was a crime
Can't handle my metal Mario.
>200cc is nothing but germans and spics
relle meks u tink
Only got in 1 battle
Where the fun at? 150 or 200?
>4 GHOST IN ROW
IM FUCKING DEAD
>>375525251
Depends if you wanna press the B button or not.
150 has about 7 in it.
>>375525251
150 has about 9 people.
2/12 Battle Modo
Come play battle! 2/12
>>375525251
>fun, casual races with /v/
150cc
>intense, GOTTAGOFAST competitive races with the most skilled /v/irgins
200cc
>>375525251
150 is the way it's meant to be played
>>375525670
>not pressing B on 150
How else do you drift around tight corners?
>>375525251
200cc is where the fun is at, in my opinion.
But I'm sure some whizz here will tell me that having fun in 200cc is objectively impossible.
>>375525675
>>375525691
Do you still get coins for gear in Battle?
>>375525879
play the Fzero maps or excitebike arena on 200cc and tell me those maps arent improved by 200cc
>>375526039
yes, although races will net you more coinds faster
4/12 Battle Mode
get in here
>>375526026
Start the drift sooner.
>>375526026
Get good faggot, you don't need a brake in any race in 150cc
>>375526026
By holding A
5 in battle.
>>375526071
The Fzero maps are nearly unplayable on 200.
Why don't you fags just make a discord?
>>375526626
they do have a discord, but they rather attetion whore here
>you will never dethrone King Nigger
>>375526626
>cancerous, anti-/v/ attentionwhoring botnet
>>375526504
They're completely playable, you're just bad.
>>375526626
Fuck off
>>375526718
Post link
>>375526870
https://discord.gg/JYgrA
7/12 Battlea
>that shine thief
>already over
Way to go Luigi.
Literally 1 min of you holding the shine and everyone tripping each other as we try to reach you.
>>375526870
is the battle lobby full?
sitting in 200c by myself
get in here!
>>375527136
No
9/12
>would have won if I had just stayed out of the battle for the last 30 seconds
Bob-Omb Blast is a bitch
>>375527262
dumbass
>Wario hits a banana at the finish line giving me 3rd place
Thanks for taking the hit mate.
10,000 coins is the point where you have literally all the kart parts unlocked right?
Are there good coin farming methods?
>>375527890
here's the best way i've found to get lots of coins and unlock parts.
I'm not using tilt controls!
Anyone else here hate 200cc the first time they played but now love it?
Pulling off a difficult turn in 200cc is probably the most satisfying thing I've done in a video game in a long time
>>375528026
Haha epic!
I've already 3 starred all the cups. Working on time trials now.
>>375528208
Same. It took a while actually using the brakes in a Mario Kart game, but now I can't go back.
>>375510876
Shut up trey.
8/12 Battle Mode
>dogding 5 law enforcement camping all my teammates
>>375528208
I like it except for some maps that are really curvy where I feel it is almost impossible to not hit walls
I've never played battle mode before, should I expect to get raped if I go in now?
does anyone else fucking hate that you have to leave to switch karts/characters?
>>375528702
No you don't?
>>375527890
Offline I've just been doing 150-200cc vs racing computers no items so less chance of losing coins.
Usually with some music or video as background noise.
Basically grinding.
>>375528702
Press Y
>>375528702
t.Retard
5/12 battle
>>375528785
>>375528920
>>375528924
fuck I have never felt so god damn retarded as I do right now for fucking years I've been leaving every time
>>375528702
Smash that Y button, senpai
>>375529005
You idiot.
Is there any stage better than Excitebike?
6/12 Battle
>>375529396
I'm partial to Wariodrome, but yeah excitebike is amazing.
>>375529005
If it makes you feel any better, it's new to the switch version.
>>375529005
It's new in Deluxe, don't worry.
>competitive team shine thief matches
Is there anything more exhilirating?
>>375529396
Every track is better than Excitebike
>>375529480
>Wariodrome
Do you mean Electrodrome or Mount Wario?
>>375529615
Electrodrome
Major brainfart.
>>375529580
Except for Sherbet Land.
Fuck Sherbet Land.
>mfw I finally get 2nd after getting last almost every time
>>375529005
lol retard
I officially suck at all the battles.
Now to play 150cc to feel better about myself.
>6 redshells hit me in that race
7/12 battle
I USED TO BE A RENEGADE
Ah to ride in Valhalla.
Shiny and chrome, and with no one around for a quarter mile.
Fuck you black shy guy
t. White Shy Guy
9/12 battle
9/12 Battle mode
NinNikki can go fuck yourself for that red shell.
You know who you are.
>>375530994
>sees nin*nikki come into lobby
>left game because i know my hot streak is over
you unfun faggot
so after a weekend everybody is over the 200cc gimmick right?
>>375531280
200cc is the only way to unlock Gold Mario
>>375531280
>gimmick
how shit are you?
>>375531280
150cc is too slow.
Daily reminder that Spooky is an asshole
>>375531280
t.ultra casual
>game kicks me from the full lobby
>now I'm stuck with like 3 other people
what the fuck?
>>375531339
>>375531382
>>375531425
>>375531475
the game wasn't intended for 200cc it's a joke game mode lol.
So we all know now that cops and robbers on battle map 1 is the best way to play battle mode right?
>>375531884
You point being?
Fucking Adolf
>>375531884
DID I SAY IT WAS?
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>375531884
And?
How do i add highlights to the favourites tab fron Mk tv?
>>375531972
Fucking Adolf indeed
>>375531903
>not Wuhu, Urchin Underpass, or Luigi's Mansion
Half right.
Also hol shit, Adolf might actually manage to finish a race this time
>>375512256
It's like older Mario Karts where you hold your item so you can pick another from a box.
The only game where you could do that was in MKDD cuz >>375512415
Eat shit, Toughmonte.
Full battle lobby
>>375531884
>the game wasn't intended for 200cc
Meaningless sentiment.
If I can git gud at 200cc, you can too. You're just too entitled and crippled to learn.
>>375532030
Please respond.
>>375527890
Playing co-op anything literally doubles your coin earning rate.
>>375532340
i am good. i've been winning the majority of races again you guys. i'm just saying it's a gimmick we'll get over soon.
>>375532340
Not even remotely meaningless
Track design, lap length and so much more was all painstakingly built around 150cc. 200cc is and afterthought and feels like it.
>>375532420
oh shit, i didnt think about that. gonna do some 4player shit and have my joycons on auto steer+ accelerate
>>375532448
You also said that the game wasn't intended for 200cc like it's a viable argument, which it isn't.
They really should make speed items more common.
Attacks just slow everyone down, and a bit of defense can leave first place winning hy a mile cause everyone else is being held back like lobsters in a bucket.
>>375532448
nah, you're a fag
Where my King Boo niggas at?
>>375532448
sure thing pal
>it's a fat guy with jewfro episode
Do I give in and buy it digitally right now or wait until tuesday the earliest to pick it up physically?
>>375532448
As someone who uses a super heavy in 200cc realatively alright, its not a gimmick but an alternative mode for those who are far tighter at turning and enjoy the extra challenge.
>>375532579
thats all i ever seem to get.
does the game default on mushrooms for items? like every ince in a while i'll get a irregularly long roll on my items and it always goes to mushrooms, even if im in the lead or back of the pack.
Finnfag joining 150cc. Gl gentlemen.
>mfw no switch
>>375532682
depends if you wanna miss the rest of the mk8/v/eekend or practice for next weekend
>>375532256
don't lie on the internet. you get two item regardless if you're holding one or not
>>375532682
I bought digitally because I know I'm gonna play a few races every now and then, I don't want to have to get up and switch the cartridge every time.
>>375532671
Yea, he's a fucking fag. Beat him so many times.
>>375532862
I meant the older games except MKDD.
Rheymet your alien's smile is horrible to witness.
>>375532682
>buying physical
>2017
lol
>piranha plant bites dude 3 times in a row
>nothing happens
WAT
>>375532671
I'm not fat
>majority of time spent in jail
I think that round was alright
>>375533190
Sure Jew
>>375533190
If you're who I'm talking about it's obvious you are
>>375533137
With the advent of massive storage space available, i dont understand why people still buy physical
>>375533018
thanks!
>>375532671
It's not a jewfro.
It's an gingerfro.
>>375532542
In your opinion, maybe. To me, I enjoy the additional speed and the extra driving engagement, and so do a lot of people.
It's not something that's going away.
Fuck that King Boo was good, I threw so many red shells and still couldn't ccatch you
>>375533336
Collctions
Whoever used the bullet bill and the lightning on the final lap should be ashamed of themselves.
>>375533417
I got lucky items bruv
this game isnt fun
>>375533336
they're probably the people that like 200cc lmao
>>375533502
People who buy Digital play on 50CC and love the taste of cock.
You can get Physical games cheaper via GCU and Prime.
What's everyone playing right now? 150cc or Battle?
>>375533336
Amazon Prime discount is the only reason I got physical or else I would've done digital.
>>375533367
Then you're not who I'm talking about.
Don't assume everyone is talking about you
>>375533641
>being poor
lmao
I like your Mii, Chill.
Physical masterace, cheaper and delivered a day early
>>375515590
what is wrong with having more options? Do you really think it takes a lot of effort to add in these characters when they already had all their models from Mario 3D World?
>>375533807
>Amazon Prime
>Gamer's Club UNLOCKED
This is anything but poor.
You autist.
>>375533807
>having prime
>poor
what
>>375518339
you can use any color for hair now so it may be possible now
>>375533332
How so
>>375533913
Waste of character slots that could be used instead for adding in Ridley, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Master Chief.
150cc is pretty full. Come here!
Bullet then star... I was lucky
I want the big note in Music Park to pound down on my dick.
4/12 150cc
>overdrift skills and defense keep me in 1st whole match
>A blue shell doesn't my lead
>2nd blue shell
>3 red shells after that
>One star hit
>2 bullets pass me by
Jesus Christ.
>>375510145
So... essentially I wasted my time playing baby mode?
>>375534343
yeah you stupid fuck kys
>>375521018
both one for me and my gf
>>375534343
No, you got the coins
Your Mii is adorable JukkaBukka.
THEM BLUE AND RED SHELLS DIDN'T GET ME THIS TIME, THOUGH.
>>375534343
At least you got coins
>>375534602
shut up flcl
Finally. 12/12 Battle
ask the 200cc star cup champion anything
>>375533698
Did you mean the fat guy in green with the glasses?
>>375534717
Do you ever pee sitting down?
>>375534719
Nigger I mean the fat guy with the fucking jewfro
The fact that so many people are taking offense to that does not bode well
>>375534463
Thank you sir.
>>375534793
sometimes
FUCK YOU ADOLF YOU FUCKING NIGGER
I'm sorry to who I piranha planted off the side twice in the music one and to Travis for the end of DK
Don't know if I actually am getting better or the RNG ninjas in Nintendo are favoring me today.
>tfw joycon desyncs during a drift
9/12 Battle happening
>>375533137
>lemme trade in my download
Oh wait
>>375535162
>being poor
lol
>>375535210
>hoarding shit you don't play
>The Irish fellow drops a bomb to my face (1st and 2nd in rr)
>get mad
>start spamming shoot button (got the horn
>end up saving the irish gent from a blue shell that was just flying by
>>375527890
vs. splitscreen with as many people as you have controllers for, 50cc, 100 races, and make sure steer assist and auto accelerate are on and then just let the game play itself
>>375534836
Who said about being offended?
I was just legit curious if you meant me or not.
>>375535319
How did that work out?
>>375535353
>tfw will have to fork out another £60 for 4 plyer
get cucked you faggot cops
That cops and robbers match was tense. Fuck you pigs.
>tfw bot breaks you out of jail and allows you to free your team at the last 10 seconds
Thank you based toad
>>375535531
The irish fellow won, I ended up in 3rd I believe
I kept yelling for help but no one would open the cell
>room is finally starting to get people
>everyone leaves
O-Okay
To this day Mariokart doesnt want me to win online
>bought all DLC and played the game a stupid amount on Wii U
>want to play with /v/ but cant justify paying £40 for a game I already own
> that futaba mii
dayum
Well that was fun.
Have a good week, /v/
>>375535141
>he doesn't have a pro controller
>>375535593
I blame Donkey Kong
>>375535980
You better be coming back next week fucker
>>375535940
I'm prolly gonna give my wiiu away since I haven't touched it all year.
>>375536101
Dibs
WOOMY
>>375536197
>Expecting dibs when he can't even get dubs
Step your begging game up, Anon.
I want to fuck Nikki!
Game dead?
>>375535948
That's just the closest I could get to how I look with the Mii creator, I am not kawaii
>spectating 150cc
>Gold Mario is last.
So whats the most OP combo of character and kart parts?
We can agree coin runners is the worst mode, right?
>>375536698
rightfully so
>>375536725
funky kong + mach bike
>get shine
>hit myself with the fire flower
I suck ass at battles but at least that was fun
>faggot with fireballs trips up everbody while somebody gets away with the shine
POST YOUR
>main
>favorite course
>favorite kart
>>375536725
Apparently Toadette in a standard kart
>6 mount warios
>random gets grumble mountain
>iShine thief
>>375536725
Anything + Me
But tomorrow is a public holiday, labour day
And MK8 literally just came out
> bullet billed my way to 1st place
WEW LAD
How many are in battle, I keep on trying to enter but nobody else is showing up
Fuck you travis you bullet bill riding bitch, that mute city was mine!
9/12 battle
>>375537069
8/12, try joining through recent opponents if you've played with us before
>>375537069
9/12 Battle
>>375536883
Sounds like you'regrumbling
>amazon order still hasn't come in
>people are having fun without me
These threads are making me sad.
anyone doing battles?
>battle is 8/12
>7/8 choose classic stage
>1 chooses Chinese Browsers Castle
>Castle stage wins
>>375537063
Had to double-check.
Not muh labor day, I'm bummed now.
>>375536863
I use Mario and Toadette
GCN Sherbet Land
Pipeframe/Standard/B-Dasher
>>375537445
I want to fug minmin
>>375537445
>>375537445
but that guy saying physical was the best said you always get your copy a day early!!! kek fucking physical fags
candy you slimy fuck, you had to take my last balloon this close before end, huh?
>2 blue shells
Ha, ok
>im using tilt controls
>>375536746
it wouldnt be so bad if people actually target the person in the lead and it wasn't a bunch of retards having a free-for-all
>>375536863
Mains
>Roy and Bowser Jr.
Favorite Course
>Electrodome or neo bowser city
Favorite kart
Badwagon
10/12 for battle. Let's keep it alive
>>375537278
I have, but not this evening so none of the people I played with are online
How the fuck is nikki so good?
Ughhh another empty room
>>375527890
you'll need 4 controllers for max. efficiency.
>4 player Versus
>200cc
>auto-accelerate and steering ON
>mute city or big blue
>no items
you'll rack up lots of coins and its semi-afk, just have to click "next race" every few minutes.
if you intend on doing 3-star ujnlocks for the grand prix you should also be doing 4 player with aut-accelerate and steering for a few extra coins.
>>375536863
>Main
Dry Bones and Koopa Troopa
>Course
Mount Wario
>Kart
Steel Diver
>>375538571
Restart the switch, that seems to work
>>375538362
Is a 200cc player
TAKE THAT NIKKI YOUR REIGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED
Reminder to get three stars in every single player cup before going online
>>375538362
lag
>>375536863
>White Shy Guy/Dry Bones
>Koopa Klown Kar
>Neo Bowser City
>>375539028
>one win
?
>>375536863
My main man Wario. As for kart, no favorite courses or karts.
Fuck shine thief is intense with 12
Why can't i stop playing pink gold peach.
i thought she was a stupid character but now shes the only character i play.
>Finally manage a top 3
I can die happy
Whoa... First time I see the clock run out on shine run
>everyone but one person chooses baby park
>one person chooses grumble volcano
You know what happens next
How's battle? Thinking of switching over from 150
reminder that the default kart and wheels are the only way to truly play
>>375539487
I'm sorry for choosing grumble.I'm not sorry
>>375539492
a lot better than the gimmick of 200cc
>>375536863
Metal Mario and Waluigi
At least until I make some Mii memes
Course, Electrodrome
No particular kart but prefer bikes
>>375539476
I don't know, what do you like about PGP
Renegade Roundup > Bomb Blast > Shine Thief > Balloon Battle >>> Coin Runners
>>375539885
She seems freaky elegant.
150cc is the best mode, you can tell tracks were really perfected down to every nook and cranny for it
>get lightning'd AND fall down
>proceed to get quadruple red shell'd
>still pick up first
wow
>Two blue shells in two races
What exactly does the feather do?
>>375539937
this is the only acceptable answer
JUSTICE IS SERVED
>>375539937
Shine thief above Bomb blast but otherwise correct
>>375540412
For evading stuff, also can hurt if you feather into them
>about to open the cage
>mushroom throws me out of the way into a wall and we lose
>>375540031
well no shit, the game was designed for 150cc and under, 200cc was an afterthought and didnt come until much after the game released on the wiiu. that said, 200cc offers a much higher challenge and the feeling of speed is a lot more fun for me, personally. i play both 150 and 200cc depending on how i feel like playing, and some tracks like excitebike are more fun on 200cc
>>375540789
>higher challenge
lmfao
Fuck you Candy you sick pedo
>>375540649
You can also steal coins/balloons and maybe the shine when you jump over the holder.
Most of the 200cc players are better skilled than the 150cc ones.
The challenge comes from the other racers, not necessarily the mode or speed itself.
I keep getting connection errors
Jesus, Candy
Wow.... Nobody cared about shine thief
>Candy perfects this Shine Thief round from the start
G-Good game
>Everybody waiting at the bottom rather than going for BD with the shine
Fucking crabs in a bucket
How many people doing battle mode
>>375541172
>most of the 200cc players are better skilled than the 150cc ones
that's why they rely on playing a gimmick mode not intended for the game? lmfao
that's like saying someone better in golden gun mode was more skilled than those who played regularly in goldeneye rofl
>4 red shells in a row right at the end
>>375541412
10/12
>>375541412
10/12
>immediately recognize Dog's amiibo from MK8 WiiU
>>375542054
fuck i meant Mii not amiibo, Nintendo has corrupted me.
Christ, I'm terrible at battle mode.
>>375542106
Must buy more Nintendo figurines
Yup I really deserved that third place bullet bill.
Shine Theif with like no people sucks ass
I don't like how the game changes the display name to the name of your mii but for all normal characters shows your normal nintendo id name
finally got first life has no meaning now
>>375542525
but why don't i have the crown?
god damnit fuck me. I've been playing so much trackmania recently I keep forgetting that if you let go of throttle in this game you stop drfting. I lost first because of that shit
What possesed me to pick king boo
>Free most people right at the beginning
>End up being deadweight for the next two minutes
Sorry guys
>>375542631
because you're a cuck
>see a guy with 3 green shells
>air horn him
REKT
>Boomerang Bully a King Boo and rob him off all his coins
I deserve jailtime for next Renegade
>get up to 5th spot
>3 red shells and a bullet bill whack me to last right before finish
Was I the only one with lag in Shine thief?
>>375543913
yeah faggot
drew! you fucking liar you aren't using tilt controls
fuck, last minute bob-omb stole my lead
There we go, now I can focus on the online.
>>375543913
Not only during shine thief. Some players teleport all over the place. It was especially noticeable in Bob-Omb Blast just now, when some players seemed to hold still for a moment before vanishing.
>>375544327
fag
>>375544368
Why don't you call them out nigger
>>375544327
the gold kart is ugly as fuck m8
>>375544327
Gold Kart and Tires aren't that good anyways.
>>375544736
It's hard to focus on who does what for me, I just try to blast everyone
Is there any online calculator or something yet that has all mk8d karts, parts and gliders with the mk8d stats so we can play around and find good combinations?
>>375544917
like the kart selection screen you fucking dumbass lmao
>the fucking pepe mii
>>375536863
>Dry Bones, my main since DS
>Mount Wario and Tick Tock Clock
>B-Dasher with Retro-off road tires and Bowser glider
If you couldn't tell, DS is my favorite Mario Kart game.
>black guy joins
>everyone leaves
>>375544327
>no gold glider.
you still have work fag.
>>375545000
holy shit, someone actually did it.
Where is everyone at? I feel like playing
Alright time to jump back in
>>375545376
random scattering between battle and 120cc atm
9/12 battle
>>375545376
Battle mode!
9/12
Boo mansion worst map
11/12 200cc
>>375545648
thats not dolphin shoals
Do you guys listen to music while playing? If so what music?
I'm listening to the new Gorillaz album while relearning the basics. Some songs make racing fucking hype.
>>375545751
faggot detected
>>375544764
>>375544773
Oh I know.
But I need them.
>>375545269
Yeah, but that one I'll be getting from playing online.
6/12 150cc
>200cc
>options are rainbow road, neo bowser city, or ribbon road
fuck. guess i'm not finishing.
>>375509512
onyI cant' do it. I summoned. I commonnesses I did it Kek is what made it. I created kek
>that shortcut on toad harbor puts you into the water every time in 200cc
I'm beginning to see what people mean when they say the game is designed for 150.
>>375545751
Gorillaz fucking suck.
>>375545960
found the pepe mii user
>>375545732
I meant for battle mode
>>375545963
Literally have any coins and you will make it. Your top speed at 0 coins is not enough.
>>375545957
fuck, half the room ragequiot during/after that match.
>>375536863
Dry Bones and Purp inkling
No preference on courses or karts, I like a mix of bothtfw you haven't played since the game first came out
>everyone leaving because of Pepe
>>375546284
Neo biwser city wasnt bad. Even managed to make top 4 without falling off.
>Don't have a Switch
>Can't find any in my area
>Don't want to give money to scalpers
Fuck.
>>375545963
Git gud
you can jump diagonally too
>>375546673
have you tried to kys?
>>375546558
i honestly imagined more meme miis in the /v/ groups. but then again i havent played a game with /v/ since 2012 and that was tf2.
5/12 for 120cc
>>375545963
Do a mid air trick worked for me.
>200cc room with 6 ppl
Pls join
>>375545963
You actually go slower when you take that route in 200cc, even when and if you do make it.
Stop taking unnecessary routes.
>the pepe mii has invaded battle mode
it was a good run, lads
You can't throw bob-ombs through the basketball hoops in Wuhu Town. Unplayable.
>>375536863
My main is the common Koopa.
Pipeframe/slicks,prefered gold glider, but for now I am settling with the MKTV parafoil.
My favorite track would be RR64, if it was any longer than a single lap... Royal Raceway it is.
how many coins do you need to unlock everything except the gold paraglider?
i really wish i had a switch right now. wii u is dead :(
>>375521348
send it into nintendo, they fix it for free
>>375524104
cunt
>>375529396
excitebike is one of the worse tracks
its like a bad baby park
>>375531884
looks like someone doesnt know how to brake
>>375536863
Stuck on wii u, but:
Donkey Kong (will be inkling when i get a switch)
Mount Wario
P-Wing
I was so close to getting through the entire thing without getting caught.
As a tip you want to block the ramps up on Wuhu
Oh hey, candy is up front, I will just block the way to the switch with my piranha
>he zips right through it
>candy opened the cage!
7/12 on 200cc
>>375547281
>send it into nintendo, they fix it for free
but then i can't play until they send it back. i'll send it in when there's a drought in games, but right now i wanna play mario kart with you anons.
>>375547641
>>375547641
>>375547641
New thread
fuck you really have to battle the camera on Wario's Mine
>BroCarl is leaving since 3 races ago
Leave then you faglord
>went from 12th to 5th