>$60 i want to see neo /v/ defending this right now

Neo /v/ are the ones that hate it this game.

I don't see the problem here
Do you own this game?

>>375507524
>Game is not even out yet
op is a faggot

Has a game ever made anti-fanboys more upset than Arms?

There's literally a arms hate thread every hour

why nintendo abuse their fanbese so much?

It's something new, I guess?

Charging for 1-2 Switch was a bigger crime.
I personally don't see the appeal of Arms but it's actual game at least.

>>375507524
I hope they have a demo for this. I'm not a big fan of fighting games, but like the idea a lot. with the customization, might be the MK8 of fighting.

Curious to see how good a full game of it is for me, so far not seeing it being up my alley, but glad a lot of people seem to love it.

>>375507524
>neo /v/
Kill yourself you fucking memeing faggot

It looks really good, a fresh concept and solid gameplay. Decent amount of content for a game of it's kind (brawler)
Arms is fine, what's bullshit is 1, 2 Switch

Depends on how much content it has.

Its a game

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>if we give all the characters legs, they wont be able to tell we're creatively bankrupt

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>>375508379
>actual game
>$60
>minigame

The game will fail so hard.

>>375509086
Am buying 10 copies to spite you

>>375508764
>Minigame
Have you been living under a rock or do you just have blind hate for Nintendo?

>>375509086
Dicks and crows, anon

>>375509564
You could buy 100 copies and it wouldn't make a difference.

it's fine bro, just wait for the inevitable homebrew and get it for 0$ with free online

>>375509727
Watergun shooting game has mass appeal.

Weird gimmick fighting games has none. The game doesn't even look remotely fun to play casually.

>>375509569
i dont hate they
i just dont blind love nintendo

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>>375509086
>Splatoon will only sell 100k copies!
>Wii U ist dead after all!

>>375509086
>He doesn't know about the plethora of normies that really want Arms

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>>375507524
As someone who bought a Switch day 1 and Zelda as well amd defended both to death, this game just looks meh. The gameplay looks okay I guess but for $60? Really? If it were $30 i can understand it but what they've shown it just doesn't look impressive.

>>375510043
Sure, a 1vs1 """fighting""" game will sell as much as shooter.

>>375510310

>I'm about to say something but before I do let me tell you on why I'm not biased and why you should take me at face value

Why does this happen so often nowadays? Are anons REALLY under the impression anyone that is paranoid of shitposters will believe them anyway?

>>375510408
>1v1
It's actually ARMvARM

>>375510408
But it has a 2vs2 mode

The game isn't even out yet so how do all you fucks know how much it should be worth?

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>>375507524
>tfw still don't own a switch

>>375510458
Yeah I really hate when people do this.

>I'm a ____ fan so my opinion holds more value

>>375510942
Yeah i really hate it too

>>375511063
Yeah me too

I'm gunna bust!
I'm I'm I'm...im gunna nut !
I'm gunna gunna bust a nut!
Bust!
Bust!
Bust!
Yuh huh, yuh huh,
I'm gunna nut
Uh
Uh
Uh huh
I'm gunna nut
Nut nut nut nut
I'm gunna bust a nut!

>>375509086
Dicks and Crows, We meet again

>>375509964
>Watergun shooting game has mass appeal.
thats not what people said 2 E3 backwhen splatoon was revealed

>>375510458
>Why does this happen so often nowadays?
Attempting to stave off shitposters.
>Opinion X
>I bet you never even played it!
>I've played Y and here's my opinon
>You've played for 20 minutes!
>I've played Y and here's a screenshot of the obscene numbers I've put into the game, and here's my opinion
>Who plays a shit game that long? fuckin autist
So it's an attempt by people who haven't posted here long to cut through the general posting styles of /v/.

>>375511384
You mean people couldn't make the comparison when arms wasn't even revealed yet? Stop the presses.

>>375511298
why are people repeatedly getting this wrong, it was a bag of crow dicks

>>375511523
Holy shit. What were you even trying to say

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>>375511903
>bag of crow dicks

defend this
*unzips penis*
see you in a week

>>375507524
you charge what people are willing to pay

Is this a new meme? Pick a random game/feature/news and then say "____ will defend this" to start a shitstorm?

>>375508074
Because they know the fans are idiots
See:
>>375512390

>Why doesn't Nintendo make anything original or imaginative?
>What's this weird shit I wanted another FPS

Even if ARMS doesn't sell well, I'm glad that they're at least trying something new.

>>375512672
Are you new?
Nintendo fans are known to defend anything nintendo related. Other than nintendo games the phrase is just a meme though.

>>375512672
Only thing that's new is you.

>>375512892
>>375512953
It's the only possible explanation, since ARMS is a perfectly normal game. There's nothing to defend.

>>375513123
It's exactly because it's a minor game. Nintendo fans treat it as a major title so there is another side creating anti hype.

>New IP to settle down the "REHAAAAAASH!!" babies
>Vaguely Punch-Out enough to please the "b-b-but I love rehashes" people
>Nintendo is actually fucking trying to market this instead of just farting it out into the wind like they usually do
>Punch-Out with a twist, characters seem varied and exciting
>Abilities are linked to the character meaning that you can play as the X person with Y and Z weapons if that's what you want
>Japanese tourneys have already shown it looks like a lot of fun

I'm looking forward to it.

>>375513348
>Vaguely Punch-Out enough to please the "b-b-but I love rehashes" people
Punch-Out is a reactionary puzzle game.

>>375513267
What does this have to do with the price? And how can you say it's a minor game when it's not even out?

>>375510926
>tfw splatoon 2 is the ONLY thing that makes me want to get a switch before 2018

>>375507524
I'll wait for reviews. I already have Splatoon 2 and MK8D and Smash if it's not good enough then who cares

>>375507975
How have you forgotten Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild already? There were dozens of threads daily trying to shit on the game before release.

>>375507524
its literally ok when _________ does it

>>375513348
>Japanese tourneys have already shown it looks like a lot of fun
Only when people stop spamming grabs

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>>375509749
No, actually he would make a 6000 dollar difference. Are you retarded or something, son?

>>375513789
How asshurt did you get to make a dropout post like that?

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>>375514378
How asshurts are you that you're shitposting on a children's digital toys board?

>>375507524
The core mechanics and roster selection seem good, but I'm going to wait until they show a more complete list of modes before I say whether it's worth full price or not

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>>375514589
>smug posters
Fucking kek, every single time.

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>>375514802
Projecting very hard there, kid.

>>375507524
>$60 for a fucking minigame you'll play for an hour before forgetting about it
Sony would never do this, but they're still the bad guys for some reason?

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yes, video games are expensive. it's current year

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>>375514802
>wojak posters
Fucking kek, every single time.

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>>375507975
Anything Nintendo. ESPECIALLY Bayo2 and BotW.

>>375514881
Where's this whole minigame bullshit coming from?

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Nintendo does it because they KNOW their fans will buy anything, literally any piece of garbage they release

>>375514861
Nice meme terminology you build up there to wall yourself in.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEFENDING THIS
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU COULD BUY WITH $60? THAT'S ENOUGH TO FEED AN ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD FOR SEVERAL DAYS. BUT INSTEAD YOU DECIDE TO DONATE IT TO NINTENDO FOR RELEASING LITERALLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW HOLY CRAP THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. IT JUST BLOWS MY MIND YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST.

LITERALLY JUST BUY A PS4 AND YOU'LL SEE HOW GOOD IT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE. I KNOW YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU DELUSIONAL FAGS STILL BELIEVE NINTENDO IS YOUR "FRIENDS" AND WILL EAT UP $60 MARIO 2017 EDITION AND OVERHYPED MINIGAME NR. 1343, BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY TO HELP YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>>375515118
Then why did Federation Force and Codename Steam failed even when they had the Nintendo logo on the box? But I guess those examples don't count because they prove you wrong

>>375515094
How is it not a minigame? You can't even possibly compare the depth in a game like this against something like Horizon Zero Dawn or The Last of Us. It's just a crappy time waste and a waste of money.

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so is there an upload of the second day anywhere? i went to bed early last night and heard something about a good helix player i need to see this

>>375515525
Naoto jobbed hard in the last round to the best Min Min (and overall) player we saw in the two days.

>>375507524
I'm confused, isn't that the standard?

Splatoon was $60 at launch and nobody bitched.

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>>375515493
>Comparing a fighting game to an Open World one
Found your first problem

>>375515493
now i know you're just shitposting and fuck it im gonna bite, could the same be said about tekken or SFV? a game doesn't need exploration to be called a full game

>>375515493
>It's just a crappy time waste and a waste of money
Like every video game.

>>375515680
Those are actually good titles from competent developers.

>>375515118
>Nintendo fanboys will buy anything Nintendo shits out!

>hahaha these Nintendo products will never reach X amount of sales, eat shit fanboys!

WHICH ONE IS IT, /v/?!

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>>375515368
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

I don't know if that means you did a good job on that post or a really shitty one

Have this anyway

>>375515745
>Capcom
>competent
>SFV
>good
As someone who plays fighting games, I can tell you're talking out of your ass

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>>375515745
Oh, because SFV was so worth the 60$ when it came out

>>375515796
>/v/ is one person

>>375515493
Possible interactions with Joel:
>moving
>aiming
>shooting
>throw an object
>crouching

Possible interactions with ARMS characters:
>moving
>jumping
>strafing
>throw a punch
>control said punch while it's travelling towards your enemy
>deflect enemy's punch
>use specials
>several others that are character-specific I can't think of

From the gameplay perspective, how does The Last of Us has more depth than ARMS?

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>>375515745
nintendo has been around for over 100 years they're doing something right

>>375515970
Smash doesn't count as fighting games, drone.

>>375516056
Coming from a crapcom supporter, eat shit weeb.

>>375516043
Yes, selling the same shit every year to the same retards

>>375516007
That's literally the joke, hence me speaking directly to /v/ as if its a person.

Then again you might know that's the joke and are expecting me to reply

When did shitposting get so meta?

>>375516056
No one is talking about smash, you idiot.

Arms still seems like a tech demo more then a actual game. While I am glad Nintendo is trying new things, I kinda wish they did something different or took arms in a different direction then 1-1 fights.

>>375515745
>Sfv
>Good

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>>375510926
I'll be getting mind around E3

whether Nintendo's E3 is good or not

>>375516142
>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>375516029
>modern, AAA singleplayer games

>having any fucking depth in their gameplay

L
M
A
O

>>375516197
You realize it also has 2v2 fights, right?

>>375516197
"ARMS" even feels like a fucking placeholder name

Why couldn't they at least make "ARMS" an acronym for something?

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>>375516139

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>>375516236
Yeah, you're right anon, I genuinely thought /v/ was actually just a single person, you got me.

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>>375516256
Yeah compared to Wahooo rehash remake Numero 25 it lacks depth kek

>>375516287
Thats...not much better.

>>375516382
okay

>>375510926
>tfw I'm already getting anxious abut not getting one before SMO releases
Fuck this semester for making me end up with a bullshit class schedule so I couldn't work during the day or at night. If all goes well I'll get a job by the end of this month and get the rest of the money for the console by the time Splatoon 2 releases.

>>375516197
See even if ARMS is boring it means good things for the future.

If Splatoon and ARMS are part of a trend, I like the way it's going.

>>375516381
see >>375516332

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>>375515525
There's no full record of the Second Day yet, though you might find the battles in separate videos, however they seem to be uploaded in disorder.

How mad are Sonybros right now?
Do they have no other game to play until RDR2 comes? Poor guys.

>>375516332
https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_games
Really made me think

>>375509932
Ah yes, when the new Nintendo console comes out in 5 years

>>375516381
>Wahoo remix number 25

Are you talking about Mario games?

You realize those ARE modern, AAA singleplayer games, right?

Are you retarded?

>>375516561
Well some people are already used to waiting
After all, #GREATNESS AWAITS

>>375516584
>Nintendo shit
>AAA
Lol

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>>375516541
I think it sucks that they spend more time complaining about Nintendo releasing a new console and a new IP rather than playing the good games that have been coming out lately for the PS4.

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>>375516661
and waits... and waits....

>>375516686
Do you know what AAA means?

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>>375516558
>Starts counting spinoff Mario games as rehashes
Oh boy, we are hitting rock bottom

>>375516686
AAA literally is about budget and nothing else.

So, you are just retarded then. Got it.

>>375516558
>https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_games
>Dr. Luigi
>Mario Golf
>NBA Street V3

Classic platformers.

>>375516139
And what is so wrong about liking the same shit?
I still like boiled eggs after like 30 years too.

>>375516772
An American Accolade. Which is why all AAA games are American made or majority funded.

>>375516727
Idort here, what PS4 games?

>>375516805
Please tell me the budget of Nintendo games, I'll wait

>>375515525
Helix made it to the final round because someone actually learned how to use his size morphs.

>>375516896
This is just my opinion, but P5 and Nioh were pretty good, and Horizon has been enjoyable so far.

>>375516894
I didn't ask for what it stands for but what it means.

>>375516916
I assume you know what the budget is, considering you said they're not AAA.

>>375516558
>Mario Kart is a rehash of Super Mario Brothers
Serious doubts

>>375517017
Yes I do, please provide sources of nintendo games budgets

>>375517017
>I didn't ask for what it stands for but what it means.
Then read what I posted you mongol. Don't they have words in your country?

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>>375516924
>tfw Zeno was the only one that knew how to play despite being a kid
Lets hope DNA Kid is an example to all of us

>>375517126
You made the claim first pal.

>>375516916
Nintendo was worth 20 billion last year. Their primary product is video games.

The FUCK kind of budget do you THINK they have?

>If I don't like it it's inexpensive

That's your retarded logic

>>375517309
Not him but Nintendo games are AA at best with the exception of shit like BoTW

Are sonybros this scared cuz 10+ ARMS threads hit bump limit within 2 day?

ARMS

>>375517437
I had to make all those threads too. Fuck that was annoying how they only lasted like 30 minutes each

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>>375517126
>when you lose an argument so hard you try to make it seem like you're an obvious troll so people think you were only pretending to be retarded

>>375517423
Source?

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>>375517548
I love you anon <3

>>375517423
You think they don't spend as much on Mario games? (The specific series we are talking about)

I know they're 99% all the same but they don't recycle assets (except for obvious shit like between Mario Bros U and Luigi U)

>>375517548
thanks bro.
you did gods work.

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>>375513267
>exclusive
>new IP
>for a new system
>that looks fun

Seem's like it can be considered a major title to me. At least a fraction of these shitposts are Sonyjabronies because their system still hasn't gotten a game that fits all these criteria.

>hurrrrrrr Nintenbro!!1!

I'm an Idort

>>375517437
bullshit

>>375518315
Go look at the archive dude. We finally got a good look at the general gameplay and now we know the game is actually good.

>>375517562
Nice way of evading, where's the source

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>>375507524
I don't see myself buying this as long as it's more than $30, I already bought Zelda and MK Deluxe at full price. And this is a brand new IP so I'm still skeptical.

>>375507640
*Defends this right now*

>>375518482
so what ur really asking for is a test fire or a demo?

>>375516307
i feel like it might be if the game has some lore about ARMS labs

Most games retail for 60 on release barring small download titles or budget releases.

>>375507524
I've never had less fun watching gameplay as I have with that of arms. This game looks boring as fuck.

>>375515368
>DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU COULD BUY WITH $60? THAT'S ENOUGH TO FEED AN ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD FOR SEVERAL DAYS.

What? What the fuck are you talking about?

Kill yourself live on YouTube.

>>375518910
but muh dna man

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for this

>>375518430
There is no source because Nintendo doesn't have to disclose how much they spend on games you mongoloid.

It's *obvious* from their polish.

Successfully paying attention to detail is stupid expensive when it comes to video games. It just creates so much more work.

Polish is a weird word yes, but quality isn't quite right either since a game can be polished and shit, and a few Mario games come to mind when I think of "polished turd of a game"

But you've already shown what you will resort to if you think you're losing an argument, so consider yourself lucky I even took the time to type this out.

>>375518639
>test fire

I love how nintendo feeds you faggots phrases and you immediately add them to your vocabulary. Good goy.

Kys fucktard

>>375518910
From a viewership aspect i never really enjoyed watching smash. but i really liked watching ARMS these past 2 days.

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>>375519068
>Uses kys
>Calls anyone a fucktard

I bet it's still better than Shit Fighter V tho

>>375519068
>Nintendo invented "test-fire" as a phrase or somehow used it improperly when talking about a literal test run of their servers

What the actual fuck are you on about, anon?

>>375519068
i said demo too you fucking mong.
i coulda saud beta as well

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>>375508761

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>>375519068
>Kys
Go watch leafy already, underage

me and the bf are buying a switch tomorrow :3

>>375507524
And take in account that you're going to also pay for either online or another pair of controllers.

>>375519569
fucking fags.

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>>375507524
is this game 720p or 1080p?

asking for a friend

>>375519765
v rude

>>375519917
HD 900p GRAFICKS

>>375519917
1080

>>375515913
>not knowing about the false flagging as a false flagger meta

>>375507524
Idort, owned a WiiU and mildly enjoyed it.

Not buying a switch though Jesus Christ idort or not BOTW and a few mediocre minigames are NOT worth $300, especially when I could pirate BOTW if I really had a massive desire to play it.

I love fighting games. I love smash bros. I loved Splatoon. ARMS look so fucking boring it's unbelievable.

Yeah, maybe it does have some amount of depth in the actaul gameplay but so does RISK and you'd have to pay me to play that dull shit.

>stop liking what I don't like: the thread

>>375507524
the game looks fun and all but I hate the character design for the blue haired guy so god damn much

>>375520254
Honestly he's clearly the best designed out of all of them.

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>>375520131
>>375520132
i need PROOF

>>375520223
>but so does RISK and you'd have to pay me to play that dull shit.

Never discarded an opinion this hard before

>>375520418
less intensive than zelda so 1080 docked 720 undocked.

>>375510458
>Are anons REALLY under the impression anyone that is paranoid of shitposters will believe them anyway?
Not really, but it's a nice qualifier to throw in that will at least force shitposters to re-phrase their first shitpost a bit instead of going for the obvious crap.

>>375520441
Nigger no matter how hard you try you cannot make RISK fun passed the first hour.

>>375520574
well its impossible for it to be more than 720 un docked.

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>>375515368
You know what's even better? Buying both and not being poor. Enjoy your butthurt, though.

>>375520909
I want to get ecchi with Nenecchi!

>>375520909
>buying either

Remove paid online.

>>375516772
Of course I do, anon. I call them if I have engine trouble.

>>375521204
get a job

>>375521212
That joke was not worth waiting 50 minutes for.

Mods should ban everyone in this thread supporting nintendo. You degenerates are worth less than nothing and nobody would miss you if you died. Your parents are praying every night for your demise. What you're all doing is leeching of gaming as a hobby, worsening it just by existing. When I try to talk about people about video games they act like it's some kind of children hobby, which it isn't. The reason why that is is because you assholes keep playing your fucking toddler games. Seriously just fucking die. You're scum and not worth even thinking about. In a couple of year when nintendo is gone forever, you'll all kill yourself anyway so might as well get it over with. You actually disgust me, makes me sick just thinking about. Seriously just die already.


How does it feel knowing I speak the truth?

>>375521306
>implying I can't afford $70 a year

They should still remove it.

>>375507524
The $60 problem is a problem of the entire industry, we all know you're a PS4 fag who can't pirate the stuff on his console so you also pay full price. Please stop only using these arguments that also apply to you when they're applying to others and fuck off back to neogaf.

That said, it doesn't strike mas something I'd pay $60 for because it has the 'mobile game' charm to it, so it would seem like a $10 maybe $20 game, but given what it does and how it uses the hardware properly it's probably worth it unlike the games you're playing on Sony consoles that have no new cool hardware to utilize.

If the switch wasn't so expensive I'd probably get this console and game,but I'm a cheapskate so I'm sitting on my PC playing PC games that are free, pirated, emulated, or on deep discount.

>>375521380
tl;dr

>>375521517
What?

>>375507524

>one of the best looking games coming out this year is the regular cost of a video game

Stop the fucking presses

>>375521575
too long; didn't read.
First day on the internet?

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>>375521380
Jesus Christ anon, get a life and stop getting this upset about what other people think

>>375521380
haha ok buddy

>>375515493

Actually put a fucking bullet through your head.

>>375521783
yeah man tl;dr started on reddit, i think on predominately Nintendo focused subs too.

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>>375521783
>He doesn't know what tl;dr means
I have no sides yet I must kek

>>375521464

How is that even true? It looks like it has the same amount of content/depth as any other fighting game.

>>375521783
>>375521993
Literally samefag

>>375521783
Dude are you fucking serious right now?

TL;DR is quite literally as old a meme as you can get. It's hardly even a meme so much as it's just a regular old acronym now.

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>>375522086
pathetic desu

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>>375522086
Yeah, sure got me there buddy.

Make sure you also pick up the New Soft Reboot 2DS Pro Collector's Edition with our new and improved shell based design. Also, remember To pick up one of our NES Classic Editions while they're still available! Preorder now and purchase both ARMs amiibos for the full experience! You can't access Hard mode or all multiplayer components without them!

>>375522196
>>375522086
>>375521998
You can't expect everyone to know every single meme that spawns off reddit. And also, just because someone said it here once first doesn't make it a 4channer meme.

The only one neo is you for making these threads

>>375516226
I'm really hoping for a splatoon 2 pack with a green and pink/purple joycon. I just don't like the current joycon options.

>>375507524
looks fun im getting 2 copies (1 for me 1 for my mom)

>>375509086
Just like Splatoon?

>>375522519
Its almost fucking certainly older than 4chan.

What you're doing now is on par with going "LOL? what's that, some new Reddit meme?"

>>375522606
You mean your mom is getting 2 copies (1 for her and 1 for you)

>>375522328
>>375522320
What a time to be alive

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>>375510926
>No stores around me carry it.
>Online stores have it marked up at least 100 bucks.

When the fuck is Nintendo getting a stable supply out?

>People constantly shilling a game that isn't even out yet

>>375522519
>simple acronym

>has been used all over all the goddamn time for like 15+ fucking years

>getting mad at people and trying to call them Reddit because they're shocked somebody actually doesn't know what this ancient shit means

I know you haven't technically revealed your age, but I still hope you get banned for underage because its painfully fucking obvious.

>>375522721
no :)

>>375522021
Again, hardware. The game itself probalby won't be anything too special but playing it yourself with different hardware will be.

Most people who were scared of waggle missed a lot of very fun titles that used it properly and breathed a fresh air of life into what was becoming a very stale few years of gaming.

Did most waggle games suck? Yes. If you didn't crack your Wii and you instead dug through the shovelware with $$$ you are a retard. It's probably the same for Switch, but like with most things if you buy one early and don't update you'll be having an easier time later when cracks are released if you stay on top of it.

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>>375507524
It looks fun.

>>375523080
are you a nintendiot or what.

we're BTFOing you guys and you dont even notice.

goddamn I hate nintenbro kiddies so much.

they're so retarded and stupid.

kys my man.

More content than street fighter v, same genre, same price.

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>>375523441
I can't even tell who's being serious or not anymore

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>>375522519
>tl;dr
>meme that spawns off reddit

>>375522519
I don't even think it's a "4channer meme". Shits been around since before 2002, kid

ITT: faggots

>>375524737
Stupid consolewarring faggots, ftfy

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>>375521380

>>375510043
we can hope this game causes as much crow eating as splatoon did. it would be great

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>>375507524
>Thread up for 3 hours
>no minmin ass
You fucking people

>>375514894
>thinking it's current year

L > < E > < L

>>375524737
>>375524856
>ITT
>ftfy
take your reddit memes back

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>>375525123
>newfag

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>>375524976

Sony fags paid 60$ for shitty fps capped games, literally paying full price for hardware capping and cinematic experiences. Fuck off, Nintendo makes games from a different perspective than the other companies, its more sit and play simple enjoyment rather than deep narrative experiences and it warrants the same prices as any other game out there right now because yes ARMs is showing to be a full thought out game

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>A Fucking Wii SportsGame with skins
>60 Dollars
Nintendofags are so fucking stupid

>>375523737
PretendingToBeRetarded.jpg

>>375525515
>newfag

>>>/r/4chan

>>375525986
Holy fuck how new are you, fuck off

>>375525778
I don't know who is actually excited for this shit.

I liked smash. I liked Splatoon. You'd think Nintendo making a fighting game with a more competitive direction would be right up my alley but this game looks like it'll blow

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>>375525778
>Using the "Wii Sports game" meme unironically

>>375526078
Kind of hard to keep up the irony when I fucked up who I replied to :/

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>>375525515

>>375514894
Weren't video games always pricey

>>375526151
>Smash
>Fighting game

Pick one

>>375509086
I hope this game replaces Smash at EVO just for the sheer salt it'll generate from smashfags.

>>375521380
Obvious NeoFagger. Cry some more, moron LOL

>>375526453
but just melee so they can finally move on

>>375526341
I'll pick both and call you a retard.

Just because it's a fighting game you don't LIKE, doesn't mean it's not a fighting game

>but sakurai said it's not a fighting game

Sakurai is a turbo-autist with a rich history of contracting himself. Quite frankly his influence on Smash 4 probably made it worse.

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>>375525515
>>375526302

>60 dollars for a fully featured game

i dont see the issue here

>>375526541
They're incapable of moving on.

Nintendildos are the cancer killing this board.

>>375526598
>contracting

Ew
Contradicting*

>>375526650
but at least we'd finally be free of them

>>375526496
>thinking neogaf is any worse than /v/ at this point
>not being glorious /v/gaf idiort master race

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>>375508761
Post zeong with legs.

>>375507524
>it's new
>it's fun
>it's le nintendo x-d

I make that in an hour

>>375526598
Fighting game
>Lifebars
>Input combinations for specials
>Simple stages
>You win by taking the opponents lifebar down to zero

Smash
>Porcentages that determine how far you are Brown
>One button for specials
>Stages with gimmicks that interrupt the fights
>Le wacky Items that can fuck you over because the game is randem Lel
>To win you blow enemies out of the map

I like smash, but its not a fighting game

>>375526645
so someone want to explain why charging 60 for this game is indefensible?

>>375526847
Post on your own gay ass forum, oh wait, you're too scared to be banned like all the other NeoFags that spam this site now. Reddit, NeoFAG, and /pol/ are the three monstrosities that ruined this board.

>>375507975
Horizon Zero Dawn.

>>375527291
>mfw i browse all of those 3
>mfw i'm still less cancerious than nintendofags
>mfw i have no face

>>375526598
>Just because it's a fighting game you don't LIKE, doesn't mean it's not a fighting game

But it's not a fighting game AND I don't like it.

>>375527408
no we should be exterminating you people

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>>375528831

>>375507975
don't listen to nintendo fags, the real anti-fanboy rage fest were undertale threads

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>>375526314
yes

>>375529286
>n64 $149.99
>controllers $29.99

jesus christ games have changed for the worse

>>375526616
I WANT TO TASTE HER RAMEN PUBES!

>>375515745
>SFV
>good

lmfaoooooooooo

>>375529553
>>375529286

inflation you fucking retards

>>375529553
$232.89
this is how much that is in todays money its also a reduced price its initial price was 199.99 which is $308.97 so technically the n64 was more expensive than the switch

>>375529553
You do know that the value of money changes over time, right?

Still better than the PS4 launch by far

>>375507975
Easily Bloodborne
Don't listen to the Nintenbros victim complex
Nothing has beaten the Bloodborne shit storm
And it's all the fault of soulsfags

>>375529553
you are and idiot

>>375530313
mgsv and of course gtav silly newfag

>>375507524
>Literally any new game is $60
>New game for switch
>It's $60
>Get mad and make a thread about it
No I'm not a nintenbros you're just a retard

>>375530419
Those weren't anywhere close to the levels of Bloodborne shitposting

>>375530130
>>375530321
>>375529951
>>375529892
Maybe in a third world country it does, money has been stable in the united states for the most part in over 100 years, except for the great depression and WW1/2.

>>375529892

>games were $60 on the n64
>games are still $60

What inflation?

>>375530698
ahahahahahah

>>375530698
no, you are objectively wrong

>>375511087
Yeah me too

>>375530701
This inflation
*expands dong*

>>375529892
>games 60 dollars
>still 60 dollars
>no increase
>meanwhile controllers are 4x more expensive now

>>375530698
thanks for the hearty laugh i needed that

>>375515368
>DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU COULD BUY WITH $60?
Only one year of Playstation Plus

>>375530897
no that would mean they are selling games for less than they use to

>>375531117
Still a better investment desu

>>375530698
>money has been stable in the united states for the most part in over 100 years, except for the great depression and WW1/2

laughingreactionimage.jpg

>>375507524
There's still more characters.

>>375519054
No source then, ok
>AAA is all about the budget!
>ok show me the budget of Nintendo games
>Well.. I don't have it but it's obvious!!!
kek

>>375519054
reading your posts is pure effort its exhausting please stop posting

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>>375530698

American education at its finest.

>>375530698
How old are you?

>>375519054
>no source
>b-but it's obvious!
Fag

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>>375530698

>>375530793 >>375530842 >>375531028 >>375531869 >>375532656 >>375532768 >>375532976
Please don't laugh he could have Alzheimer's

>>375507524
Noone here knows why you are a poor cunt but ill take a guess anon: You are stupid lazy and from eastern europe?

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if you guys aren't even gonna post it what's the point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2oF1J9EO8w&t=4548s

>>375533509
>click one button and the game dodges for you
pathetic

>you will never be as angry as sonyroaches, shitposting about ARMS day and night in hopes of it not ending up like another Splatoon

lel
get destroyed kiddos, ARMS looks amazing.

>375534503
>implying you have to click one button
you clearly don't know

>>375507524
OP

If there was another surprise multi day ARMS tournament , would you have a heart attack?

I think some people would

>>375534503
nice lie.

>>375534503
In what games do you have to press multiple buttons to dodge?

>>375534821
>splatoon
>not a failure

>>375529553
>>375529286
This is also at least 2 years after it launched...

>>375535720
Sold More than Bloodborne and Horizon on a console with a fraction of the install base.

>>375535720
It's true

>>375535965
You're just cheerypicking games now. And you can't count bundle sales, that's pretty much cheating. Of course you'll deny any of these claims as the toddler you are, I don't know why I even bother replying to you ignorant vessels of what a human being is supposed to look like.

>>375536407
Bloodborne is a shit game? Understood, master shitposter.

>>375533509
Could be cool but how many inputs are actually being made here?

>>375536663
It's manual

>>375536663
well there is no autododge function, so take a guess.

my hatred for arms is because of how much advertising is going into it when its such an average game. the characters all look pretty weak too so bland yet over designed

>>375537213
ARMS by far has the best art direction of any new IP of 2017. The fuck are you on?

>>375507524
It's a video game. It's a physical release.

What now?

>300+ shitposts
>barely any Minmin pictures
I opened this thread for nothing.

>>375537426
no

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>>375537213
>bland
>over design
pick one
seriously, pick one, if you're gonna shitpost at least make up reasons that don't contradict each other

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>>375537957
Show me one 2017 character with a better design then Helix

>>375537213
>the characters all look pretty weak too so bland yet over designed
>this soup is so hot yet so cold

>>375538015
you can have both, they mash so much stuff together that the characters look void of any actual character

>>375538304
none of his design even makes sense. why the goggles? why the gimp strap?

>>375538525
ie a soup not microwaved long enough. boiling outside, stone cold in the center

>>375538976
>why the goggles

Because he doesn't have eyes, and they look extremely cool. The vest is because he needs to display his logo on himself somewhere and having nothing but empty green space on his body would be bland

>>375538525
Fun fact: Heat and cold aren't two things on one scale, a object can be hot and cold at the same time. This is fairly basic science, but maybe it's a couple of grades bellow you?

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>>375538976
>why the goggles
If you pay attention you can see that the DNA men don't have eyes
>why the gimp strap
To keep his torso in shape, it's the only part of his body that doesn't change form, which is important for keeping the arms steady.

It's a very functional design.

>>375521380

Nintendo games are harder than Playstation games. Get fucked.

>>375539657
I didn't realize the hardest game of the century so far, Bloodborne was released on a nintendo console, thanks for correcting me!

>>375539510
>It's a very functional design.

That's the best part of the ARMS designs. They're built for function and to be easy to read. If you saw a blacked out silhouette of any of these characters you'd be able to tell who they are and what their deal is

>>375525778

Either you've never played Wii sport or never seen game play of arms.

> $90 with tax in Canada

Life is hell

>>375539273
>>375539510
so then why would he even exsist without eyes? furthermore if its his natural design what do the googles actually hook up to to let him see?

>torso is just to show off logo
mm

also if its to keep him steady, even though thats the part that doesnt move why wouldn't you just embrace it and use a unique fighting style based off drunken fist

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Someone tangentially involved in the game's production (I think he worked in the mailroom for a few weeks) voted for Donald Trump.

Everyone buy 10 copies each! The liberal tears would be HILARIOUS!

>>375539759
KEK.
Dong Freeze is vastly more harder than that piece of shit.

>>375540076
>this picture
Is that what Libtards actually believe?