How do I stop being too tired for video games?

>>375504065
that's a big cat

>>375504065
>▶
> How do I stop being too tired for video games?
find a real hobby

>>375504065
you just have to check this 6

>>375504065
caffeine

Go to sleep

>>375504065
thats a funny looking zebra

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>>375504065
Stop playing modern shit, go back to the golden era. Always works.

>>375504065

thats the fattest tiger I've ever seen

I don't know OP, I woke up 6 hours ago and I wanted to play vidya all day, I spent like 1 hour in online multiplayer shit

Acquire good taste, watch tv or animu and lift, best rotation for me.

>>375504065
I was tired all day even though I sleep 9 hours a night on average and felt like doing nothing.
Started lifting and running and I can sleep 6 hours a night and play vidya.

>>375504292
>Fallout 2
>FFVII
>Ocarina
>Red alert

Are you trying to make OP kill himself out of boredom?

>>375504481
>having attention span of a 3 years old
not my fault you are such a faggot

>>375504350
>Good taste
>TV
>Animu

Kek, what a fucking idiot.

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>>375504481
what's the matter?
Not ""cinematic"" enough for you?

>>375504540
>Tricking people into wasting several hours of their life playing mediocre shit.

You're the real faggot here.

>>375504065
I was so tired from videogames that I stopped playing them for neatly 2 months.

After such a hiatus I was able to marathon the entire C&C series. Give it a try.

>>375504065

Take a break. Forcing yourself to do anything, even things you like, isn't worth it

>>375504065
Either lose wait or try and get help for your depression, assuming you still enjoy video games.

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>>375505232
>wait

Proper diet, exercise, sleep, and mental health

>>375504292
woah grandpa, all that shitty old games

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>>375504065
By stop being a fat cat

>>375504481
Kys

>>375504158
For (You)

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>>375505369
Not sure if it was because I'm tired or just getting dumber with age.

>>375504292
There's not much golden about what you posted.

Those games aged like milk, especially N64/PS1 games. Meanwhile many SNES titles aged like wine.

>>375504351
You did both at the same time? I thought you needed rest, how was it in the beginning? What did you do?

>>375505623
>There's not much golden about what you posted.
>Those games aged like milk, especially N64/PS1 games.
Nah mate. You just got worse and worse taste the older you got.

>>375504065
you won't find anything fun if you have too much free time. i don't know why this is but it's true.

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>>375504065
stop masturbating, you'll have more time for vidya and shit

>>375504065
Poor tiger :(

>>375504065
>>375504212
Those are american cats

>>375504065
Nike

I have had chronic fatigue since 3 years old due to brain damage by a infection.

Videogames are one of the few things can always do, even when dead tired.

try a new genre
play with new people if online

Is anyone else here too thick boned to breath properly when laying on your back?

>>375506658
i bet hes great at sleeping around

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>>375506720
Does your neck fat weigh so much that it actually chokes you?

>>375506059
>its animal cruelty if you feed and fatten them!!

How about them parents that does the same to their children?
Can it be considered as child abuse?

>>375506720

im sure there are other fats here

i kinda miss being fatter, its hard to be comfy while a thin skeleton

>>375506658
I got a brain infection 1 week after getting a vaccine against brain infections.

i have no sex life
In fact have no life at all.

I don't work, have no friends and fill my days browsing the internet and playing vidya.

>>375507260


not something you need brain damage for
though I've been to the hospital not ong ago and as a passing comment they wrote down my movements point towards some kind of brain damage, so maybe I'm wrong

atleast you can enjoy games

>>375504065
Go back in time
or
Wake up from the dream, to go back to reality, to be young men again

>>375504481
and this to go further beyond a contrarian

>>375505473
>you have more in common with a random penguin than most humans
What a world.

>>375507260
What happened

>>375507795
Ear infection got through my eardrums and infected my brain.

My motor skills got fucked up and i became always tired.
Motor skills luckily got fixed through years of therapy.

>>375505972
No, I can just notice the flaws in those games.

>>375508095
yet you somehow cannot notice the numerous flaws of the previous gens, apparently.

>>375508019
Enjoy your NEETbux. To many, you're living the dream.

>>375506059
I think it might be pregnant

>>375508257
All games have flaws, but the SNES-era wasn't plagued as hard by lack of fundamentals.

N64/PS1 are riddled with clunky controls.

>>375508271
This. You have a pass for literally anything
>don't have to get a job
>don't have to deal with anyone bullshit
>don't have to jump through hoops so you can please normies

>>375504212
Heh this reminds me of my friends cat who is only fed expensive cat food and full fat milk

>>375507145
Should be desu

>>375508470
Yeah but in return i feel like absolute shit and am lonely as fuck.

>>375504065
dumb tiger poster

>>375508559
you're just not enlightened yet
you fell for the normie trap that is socialization

>>375508441
>All games have flaws, but the SNES-era wasn't plagued as hard by lack of fundamentals.
yeah, that era was filled by shovelware and copypasta sidescrollers.

>N64/PS1 are riddled with clunky controls.
Everything not following modern "standards" (AssCreed/Halo/GoW/...) is now clunky?

Hell, SM64 still has some of the most responsive and satisfying controls of all time.

>>375507260
If you can browse the internet all day you can certainly also work. There's a million jobs that don't require you to do anything except sit in front of a computer all day.

>>375504212
merricans everyone.

>>375504212
>animals in your bed

why americans do that?

>>375508908
A big problem is travel times.

I legit tried man but i barely managed to finish high school and did a software engineering course at home but it was too taxing.

>>375508908
how do you hide your autism during the interview though

>>375504065
10/10 I would love to cuddle it.

>>375508559
I am similar but I don't get NEET bux and will have to get a job, so at least you have it better than me. I'd still rather die than be a NEET though, if I had the guts to kill myself.

>>375509357
You don't need to travel, remote working is a thing now and it's bigger than ever.

How can sitting around reading be too taxing? Do you literally gasp for air after reading a page as if you had run a marathon

i've given up on myself. i've been thinking about buying games for someone else and just having them play for me. watching them may bring enjoyment in my life.

>>375508487
>feeding a cat milk
fucking retards

>>375506720
>too thick boned
you're fucking fat

OP, yoga nidra.

>>375509936
Can a human being me more pathetic than this? Just buy the games you sack of shit I'll play them for you.

>>375504065
Sleep.
Take a walk when you can.

>>375509485
being a NEET sounds like it sucks
i have a lot of friends that work, and don't have time to talk so it gets super lonely sometimes

>>375506720
>Thick boned

Fucking kek. Fat people and their terms.

>>375504065
What a chub chub tiggeroo!

>>375507145
Of course.

>>375504065

Get yourself fired and go on welfare

t. varg

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>>375504065
Get someone to want to kill you.
I noticed that since I have people after my life, I enjoy playing videogames a lot more, because there is no telling when I will actually be killed.
It could happen even while I'm typing the captcha for this post.
I should've bought a pass, I love you guys.

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>>375507145
yes

>>375506080
Don't you mena american fats?

>>375507145
That's exactly what it is. The fat acceptance movement is legitimately deadly.

>>375510826

F-fuck why is she so cute

>>375507145
Anyone with a brain would agree

>>375507145
They have taken parents to court for that so yes it is a crime to let your child get too fat

>>375504481
>you will never have such awful taste

Life is good

>>375510187
Funnily enough my friend is retarded

We met at special school

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>>375504212
Aww it evens cuddle. It must be hell if it try to sleep in his legs.

>>375507145
yes
especially bad if you see the parents too are like that
like, they know it's bad, they know it because they're living it and yet they're so fucking dense they don't understand that their kid doesn't deserve that
that's the fucking worse

>>375505473

That thing is going to be sad when they remove the display.

>>375505473
Lion friend is lazy.

> How do I stop being too tired for video games?
By getting that bowel cancer sorted out since it's sapping your energy away. Also, are you thirsty all the time?

>>375507145
But that is child abuse.

>>375507145
It's child abuse in every country that isn't america.

>>375504065
Drink lots of water, work out, eat healthy, sleep more
I know it's a meme answer but honestly it's true, you don't realize how shitty you've been feeling until you're feeling better since your body gets used to it.

>>375504065
That's not a Tiger, that's just one giant house cat.

>>375504065
take 5000 iu vitamin D

youre probably deficient, getting a normal dose will do wonder for basically everything

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>>375505473

>>375504350
>good taste
>tv
Wew

>>375504065
Buy a PS4 and a nice TV and stop listening to /v/. That's how I ended up finishing more games in a month than I have in the previous 3 years combined.

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>>375504065
Do something

>>375504292
I would second that most of these are essential classics from that time but Medievil really isn't that good and gets more and more frustrating the further you progress, still a cool setting though.

>>375514240
It won't, it will only improve resistance to feeling like utter shit and provide a bit of extra motivation when you have zero.
It doesn't make life mediocre, just less shit.

t. supplementing D3, zinc and magnesium

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>>375514832
>your friend this your friends that

>>375515838
>purposely be autistic all your life
>go on a board where you feel at home with all the fucking retards, giving you 0 incentive to change yourself
>"wow wtf no friends i hate living now :^(((("

kill yourself

>>375515905
You're fucking retarded and know nothing about what you're talking about.

Stop pretending you're contributing, pathetic shitposter.

>>375507570
You have no idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnTU_hJoByA

>>375504065
I wish I could pomf on that tiger without it wanting to kill me.

>>375516334
What's that fatto going to do? Sit on you?

>>375516453
Keep in mind he's 8' and 600 lbs

>>375515513
so in other words it makes life better

thanks for clarifying

>>375516581
>8'

Fucking tigerlets, when will they learn?

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>>375504292
As someone who was born in 1980, there's a few things wrong with your holier than thou nostalgia guilt projecting you're doing here son.

1. The 5th Generation of vidya is not the "Golden Age" by any stretch, it was an awkward and often painful transition into 3D, most of the N64 games looked like soulless unfinished tech demos.

2. Just because there are people born after you were born doesn't make the games they grew up with shit, in fact some of my favorite titles are from the mid 2000s and now.

3. If you're going to pull this whole 5th gen "Golden Age" bullshit, at least learn the Saturn existed, fucking educate yourself.

4. I could easily say the same to you about 3rd and 4th gen and school you on the early days of PC gaming and home consoles, but that's just childish.

5. Kill yourself. You will never have sex, you will never have kids, and you will never know the pleasure of financial security and having a home that you own.

>>375506080
The tiger is from a Chinese zoo

>>375516713
It does, but it's nothing like
>holy shit I discovered that life doesn't need to be utter shit and a total waste of time better spent rotting - I am actually having some fun doing things that I remember I had fun doing before
but rather
>I feel a bit less shit today

>>375516334
What if you did that and it farted haha

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>>375514832
>feel unattractive
>take a goddamn selfie
This is the worst advice you could give a genuinely ugly person, disregarding the fact that its girl-only advice

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>>375516823
>le kys
>insulting someone by calling them not a normie
You really need to go back and never return here

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>>375517459
>triggering someone for having taste and not being a prick
>insinuating I frequent Reddit
Insecurity must be a bitch.

>>375504065
This picture is photoshopped you bunch of uneducated swines

>>375514832
>ur not ugly just take a selfie lol smash the patriarchy
>original: tumblr
Of course.

>>375505473
I really hope things work out for Grape-kun.

>>375517553
>triggering someone for having taste and not being a prick
No, I called you out for doing the exact opposite of that

>>375504292
gross, why would i play that shit now

>>375504065
Stop masterbating

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>>375504183
Did you mean this 5?

slam crank like the pros do.

>>375517553
dumb frogposter

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>>375504292
you have shit tastes

>>375514832
>have you seen a therapists or changed medications
Dropped desu

>>375516243
> that music
> that title
> that weird accented English
I laughed so hard thx anon

>>375519684
>that perfect hourglass shape

She fine as a mf desu

>>375517459
hang yourself or grow up

seriously, time does not stop ticking. especially for retards like you

>>375519924
Return to your home website, you subhuman waste of oxygen

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>>375514832

slam down ten cups of coffee

>>375507145
I unironically believe that fat people should have their children taken from them.

>>375520648
xaxa edjy humor so funi

>>375506720
Yup, can't sleep on my back comfortably. It's genetics I tell ya.

>>375504065
THIS IS A VIDEO

>>375508019
so whatd you do? stick an infected cue-tip as far as possible into your ear in order to get the "itchiness" to stop?
swimming in pristine amiercan waters?

>>375514832
This is the most normie advice i've ever seen

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>>375516061
he's right tho, no reason to be so mad

>>375521206
TO SOME FAR TIGER

>>375514832
>Have you cuddled a human being?

I haven't touched another human being in 8 months.

>Have you talked to a therapist?

Ohhhhhhh. This is for high income people. Or women. Word.

>>375507220
All you need to be comfy is a bed and blanket on a cold winter whatever. Softness and warmness is bliss. If only I had another anon to be my body pillow.

>>375521607
FAT

>>375521573
Except nothing of it is right and you're a retard for believing it.

>>375516823
> all the subjectivism in that post

go to bed y'old nigga
also you dont gain financial security from owning property
just a safe space to masturbate

>>375521717
NAMED THE BENGAL TIGER

>>375508559

iktf

Pretty sure those two things are very closely related for me. But it's hard to just go out and meet new people when you feel like trash.

>>375509273
Why not? They like comfortable places to sleep too.

>>375522459
IM TIRED OF THIS FAT FUCK POPPING UP AT THE ZOO EVERYWGERE WHENEVER I WANTED TO THROW SHIT AT HUMANS

>>375522752
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE AFTERMATH FROM ANY OF THIS TIGER'S FANS

>>375522883
WHO FEEL SORRY FOR THIS GREASY FUCK

>>375514832
This is obviously made for fucking roasties who just got a case of the sad-sads because Chad didn't call them back.

>>375522993
YOU FAT FUCKING DISGUSTING, ASS SMELLIN!

>>375523096
SWISSROLL LOOKING!

>>375523096
OFFICER CLAWHAUSER BROTHER!

>>375523421
"GO HUNT WITHOUT ME AND I'LL CATCH YOU LATER" MOTHERFUCKER

>>375505473
So does grape-kun have shit taste /v/? Would you bully him?

>>375523539
PILLOW PAWS

>>375523539
GO TO SAFARIWAY AND GET EVERYTHING ON IT.

>>375514832
>take a selfie
This invalidates the whole list now, damn what a shame.

>>375519684
Umm... You didn't have to post that

>>375523539
GO TO AFRICA TO EAT WHOLE DEAD ELEPHANTS

>>375524320
PUSSY!

>>375514832
Do you have a version for men?

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>>375514832
>until your next therapy visit

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>>375514832
just take a selfie, it'll completely fix your self esteem issues

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>>375521652
>Americans have to pay for psychotherapy
I'm so sorry.

>>375524441
I KNOW MANY ANIMALS OUT THERE WILL CALL ME A BULLY, BUT GUESS WHAT! I'M NOT!

>>375514832

This is some of the worst crap I've ever read, and I lived on /b/ for years.

>>375524986
I JUST DONT FEEL SORRY FOR FAT FUCKING ANIMALS

>>375525096
ESPECIALLY FAT ANIMALS WHO SIT THERE ALL DAY EATING WHILE DOING NOTHIN!

I usually play some type of open world game and dick around to cure this. Otherwise i just lay in bed and contemplate suicide because i'm 27 with no job living in my parents basement.

>>375504065
Coffee and/or Amphetamines
Works for me

>>375525274
WHILE A BUNCH OF SORRY HUMANS LIKE YOURSELF PLAY INTO IT

>>375504212
>Day 7, he still believes I'm a pillow.

>>375525290
I'm 47 and still live with my mom. Fuck normies.

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>>375514832
>Have you cuddled a living being in the past two days?
>friends


Who the fuck writes this shit?
>tumblr
Makes sense, I guess.

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>>375525442
YOU DONT LIKE WHAT IM SAYIN? THEN FUCK YOU!

>>375504065
Go outside, exercise, eat well, drink enough water, meet people, pursue your interests.

t.ex NEET for years

>Had one friend my entire life
>Been friends since we were six
>He got a job 3 years ago
>Hardly ever wanted to play vidya or hang out anymore
>Told him to go fuck himself and suck off his normie overlords he worked for.
>3 years without any social contact
>House is falling apart
At least vidya is there for me.

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>not a NEET, but NEET-like
>tfw I'll need to become a wage slave soon

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>>375514331
They locked him up for his own good, Grape-kun stopped eating and wouldn't be with the rest of his penguin friends because he wanted to be with his waifu 24/7

>>375526018
>Meet people

Honest question, how do I do this as an adult? I have a job, but it's not like I'm friends with my coworkers

>>375505473
that penguin is my spirit animal

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>>375509273
>not having animals sleep tight with you
this is why every other country is sub-human

>>375526859
https://www.meetup.com/ is good, other than that hobbies, sports etc

>>375526610
Being a wage slave is loads better than being a NEET

>>375526164
Get in contact with him

>>375527130
No it's not. Same thing except you have to wake up when you don't want and stay somewhere you hate for hours.

>>375527348
>being a NEET is better than doing a job you hate

Obviously

>>375509273
>he doesn't have his pets sleep with him
fag

>>375527248
Fuck no. I've been reading my local obituaries every day hoping to see him.

>>375527348
>Same thing except
you don't have any money

>>375527536
You want him dead because he got a job?

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>>375514331
They didn't "lock up" grape kun because of his waifu tendencies, he is a very old man penguin and old penguins drown a lot, apparently.

They even put out a mat for him so he's more comfortable with his waifu.

>>375527737
Yes.

>>375527536
People drift apart and you're acting like an autist about it

>>375527746
They should move her to ground level so he can properly love her

>>375523421
>CLAWHAUSER
Don't remind me of that cutie.

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>My ancestor

>friend gets a job
>doesn't have as much time to hang out with me as he did before
>tell him to go fuck himself and suck off his normie overlords
yep this is /v/ alright

>>375514832
>have you eaten in the past 3 hours?
Is this for fat people only? Holy fuck the /fit/ in me is screaming.
Also intermitten fasting is a godsend

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>>375506720
thats called sleep apnea, its due to you being too fat causing you to stop breathing while you sleep, your fat is literally choking you, the only solution is to lose weight.

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>tfw life destroying honey addiction
>dont even feel like going through trash bins anymore

>>375528505
>>375507220
>>375510652
Please don't say the F word. That's like saying the C word near people who have that incurable disease.

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>>375528820
I usually use lazy instead of fat DESU, cause thats really the appropriate word for you fat pieces of shit. Fun fact the fatter you are the easier it is to lose weight

>>375528775
That's probably the exact opposite of what happened with that bear, human food is way fattier than honey

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>>375528942
Apologize.

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>>375507260
>I got a brain infection
Are these things that actually exist in real life? What, are you a zombie now? I have never heard of brain infections before.

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>>375511569
>tfw you will never cuddle with a huge fat cat

pls stop posting fat animals, they're giving me the sads

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*blocks your path*

>>375504065
that looks just like my fat cat
play multiplayer games instead of single player games

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>>375524225
this is an animal obesity thread please find the door.

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>>375516830
Why the hell are chinese animals so fat?
Why are chinese animals so fat but chinese people are so wiry?

>>375530185
they aren't exactly precise with feeding, they just dump it out and wait

same thing for the animals they raise for meat, they just douse everything in the most powerful antiseptic possible

>>375530185
animal rights don't exist in china

>>375521652
>>375524916

Yeah, its sad americans have to pay for that.

From where i am, the rapist wont charge you a dime for his time. Hell we even have atleast one in each town.

>>375529479
I want to hug that cougar.

>>375528775
Akshuly, bears are more interested in the bee larvae than the honey itself.

>>375529267
get /fit/ and maybe I will

>>375530185

The only animals they actually care about are pandas.

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>>375530471
>>375530384
>have no rights
>but get tons of free food
worth

>>375530680
Fuck you Wennie the Poo. You lied to me

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>>375514832
Perhaps some nuts or hummus?

>>375515905
A bit late, but you called yourself a retard, did you notice this?

>>375514832
>girl reads this
>takes a selfie so everyone can compliment her
>nobody says anything
>zero likes
>becomes an hero

Great image

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>>375517697
It might not be.
This one, however, is certainly not photoshopped

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>>375532653
this one's from that video of a drone being chased by tigers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhe_cyrHNpI

>>375504292
This anon is objectively correct, the other posters are the ones with some ass taste.

>>375516823
You got a good thing going until #5. 5/10 gud effort

>>375531569
You really are autistic.

>>375504065
eat foods

find a game you enjoy

>>375530185
Chinese people are pretty fat

Stop masturbating

>>375504158
4 U

Fat tigers make me sad.

>>375532653
>>375533229
Fat tigers are cute.

>tfw no fat tiger bf to cuddle with

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>>375536581
>as much free food as could eat
>be major cuddly
>warm in cold climate, leading to more cuddles
>less time on this shiter earth as a shitty animal in a shitty zoo in a shitty country
win-win-win
>>375537486
>spoiler
as long as he stays down on four legs

>>375530680
>honey
>literally nothing but shitty carbs

>larvae
>delicious protein

Makes perfect sense.

>>375528960
>human food is way fattier than honey
You don't get fat by eating fat food, dumbfuck, you get fat by eating too many calories. Fatty food like fatty fish or pork meat is very satiating and curbs your hunger anturally. That bear got fat by eating human food indeed, but it got fat because human """food""" is full of shitty carbs that are literally empty calories with zero nutritional value and eating such food does not satiate your hunger well, so it's very easy to overeat on carb-rich food, which is exactly what happened to that bear.

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>>375532653
>those thighs
THICC

>>375539285
>Fatty food like fatty fish or pork meat is very satiating and curbs your hunger anturally.
Pork is one of the worst "foods" around.
In b4 jew/muslim accusations

>>375539607
>Pork is one of the worst "foods" around.
You are fucking retarded and have no clue what you're talking about. There's nothing inherently bad about pork meat, its high fat content is definitely NOT something bad either.

Reminder, that it has been scientifically proven that low carb high fat diet is THE most efficient and fastest diet when it comes to losing weight, because it curbs your hunger drastically, since you no longer get carb cravings from insulin spikes.

>>375504065
>>375504292
Best advice really. I do play some modern games here and there (but only indies like Inside). Haven't played booooring triple A shit for 4 years now and I'm still enjoying going back and playing old stuff. Last 3 games I beat were Onimusha 2, P3FES and Duck Tales 2.

>>375540038
Epic paleo memes you've got there.
Pity that nutritionists all over the world disagree.

>>375540460
>paleo
Again, you have no clue what you're talking about, dumbfuck.

>Pity that nutritionists all over the world disagree.
Pity that you're fucking retarded and are ignoring academic research. Here are 23 studies that prove you wrong, so you can eat shit:
https://authoritynutrition.com/23-studies-on-low-carb-and-low-fat-diets/

>>375540842
You forgot the part where you negate the well known fact that saturated fat is unhealthy.

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>>375541142
>saturated fat is unhealthy
>well known fact

https://authoritynutrition.com/5-studies-on-saturated-fat/

>>375509273
>Not sleeping with your companions

stupid thirdworld ape

>>375506720
I hate you people. I work in a cath lab, and when have to prop your ass up and threaten your groin because you can't breath flat, I die a little inside myself.

>>375511448
Laughing my ass off, for fuck sake anon you're great.

>>375509273
Sub-human.

>>375504212
im going to get a cat and feed it as much as possible

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>>375504212
>>375511569
>>375528013
>this whole thread

>>375504292
what if i like multiplayer games?

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>>375544258
this

>>375504158
for meow

>>375544258

Don't do that, they stop grooming themselves and cleaning their asshole if they get too fat and it's impossible to get cats to lose weight

>>375509273
what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>375517553
>not being a prick
you went too hard on #5

check yourself

>>375510975
smart little genius

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>>375544989
there are workouts for cats

>>375545474

The issue is to get them to lose weight you have to feed them less and cats get really fucking cranky over that.

>>375545474
>when you are being attached by a hundred ton kaiju

>>375538596
Aren't they danegrus even if taken care off from newborn ?

exercise

>>375546236
Cat in general can end up hurting you when they're just trying to be affectionate.

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>>375545474

>tfw excercised last year and saw great improvements in weight loss and muscle gain
>4-5 months in i suddenly get really bored of lifting weights
>eats amounts of food that would feed 3 asian familys for a week.

>>375546394
Yes the only difference is that a tiger might accidentally eat up your hand.

>>375546551
What do you weigh now?

>>375547186
around 130kg, 1.80 cm

i ment 1.80 m obviously.
I think i was down at around 115 before i got bored.

>>375547372
If you just want to lose weight, you can do it much more easily by doing cardio than lifting.

>>375547717
The idea was to look good when i lost weigh as well. And i have heard that doing cardio as a fatty fucks up your knees.
I'm going to do something soon at least. I don't want to be alone forever.

>>375530185
Because at the fat tiger zoo people are allowed to buy food and feed it to them

>>375547926
Swimming is great cardio and low impact.

>>375548635
Thats a good idea.

>>375508559

choose 1 game and play it nonstop and become number 1 at it

>>375504292
very few of these have aged well, and games like ocarina are simply not that good

>>375504065
take your meds

>>375520648
I like this one.

why are fat animals so hilarioius

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn42RC1zT_A

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>>375551106

>>375511826
It may well be dead by then, it's a really old penguin.

>>375504292
Literally all of these games have been outdone at this point.

>>375504065
exercise more, then your natural body state will be "fit", not "fat"

>>375551992

List your examples.

>>375519919

>She

>>375538596
I wanna bellyrub that tiger

>>375551106
Animals, including humans, weren't made to be fat. They all look ridiculous when they go overweight.

>>375552095
>too dumb to know the examples

nice neo-/v/

Switch genres. I usually change between ones that play completely differently, like FPS to RTS or fighting game to RPG or something.

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>>375504158
For Nintend 3DS and Wii U

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>>375507570

>>375504065
That's a cute fat cat

>>375521652
Have you tried manning up?

>>375514832
in what universe can you just walk up to a friend and cuddle them? that's a dating only thing here

I've found after I started exercising I have a lot more energy.

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Cocaine.

>>375554385
girl

The majority of games aren't remotely interesting. You can play the first hour of the majority of games and you've pretty much experienced the whole thing.

Cut down on 99% of the shit you think you want to play and only bother playing the 2-3 games a year that you genuinely find interesting.

>>375554385
I have some slutty ass friends that were ok with it, but I wouldn't recommend being degen like that.

>>375531070
oh that gator is so cute but I feel so bad for it at the same time

El fato gato xD

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just a little bit more

>>375554828
>not wanting to be a pannenkoek

>>375554886
how the hell do you manage to drag that through the forest?

>>375544931
>not "for mew"
You need to step up your cat pun game.

>>375552095
>Half-Life
Half-Life 2
>System Shock 2
Bioshock Infinite
>Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XV
>Ocarina
BoTW
>Silent Hill
Even just P.T. blows out all Silent Hill games
>Fallout 2
Fallout NV
>Medievil
??? probably some mediocre shit
>Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil 7
>Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
>Worms
Worms was never good
>Quake
DOOM
>Spyro
Not even a good platformer. Banjo Kazooie was a lot better.
>Duke Nukem 3D
Not even a good shooter.
>Super Mario 64
Galaxy 2
>Oddworld
Remastered edition
>C&C
lol ded genre

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>>375554886
ohh yeah tasty

>>375556358
he has his own little table

>>375554925
Pannenkoek?

>>375556208

>RTS
>dead genre

Tell that to the gojirrion Koreans who are fucking obsessed with it.

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Don't talk to me, my wife and my wife's son again.

>>375556730
But they all play League of Legends and Overwatch?

>>375556680
>Pannenkoek
Pancake
it's a pancake shaped gator

>>375556907
Ah, I see.

In that case I would like to be squished by a pannenkoek.

>>375504292
I'm utter shit at system shock 2 though.

>>375557090
>tfw you will never be underneath gator blob

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are there any games where you play as fat animals?

>>375555716
>not "fur mew"
CUMMON STEPITUP

>>375546643

worth it

>>375556208
>Bioshock Infinite

hang yourself

>>375545683
>>375544989
>>375545474

>tfw got my fat cat to go from 5.5kg to 4.7kg now

Pretty proud desu

>>375551458
god how do people let their animals get this fucking fat?

>>375558634
Hope they keep up the good work.

Any dog or cat that weighs over 60 lbs should be euthanized desu.

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>>375504065
Go to the gym.
Try to eat healthier.
Sleep 8 hours at night.

Works on my machine™

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>>375505473

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This is my cat Diabeto, say something nice about him.

>>375559480
>>375558634
person who doesn't know how much animals normally weigh here.
if 5.5kg(12lb) is fat for a cat, then wouldn't 60lb(27kg) be obviously ball-with-arms-and-legs tier?

>>375561652
Average weight of a cat is 7-10lbs

>>375504158
For you.

>>375561416
ur a fat cat

*runs*