Join me and the cool kids in 150cc.
>not using this one
6/12
200cc
Get in here
second for spooky senpai noticing me
Battle is officially dead.
Where to next
I knew you weren't going to use one of the new images.
>>375476013
play battle with randoms and not /v/
>Straya
anyone care to post a template for OP images? i got some ideas
>>375476225
A template or THE template? Because I still have the PSD for the OP images.
>>375476323
THE template please, like transparent logos and shit, oh god yes.
I was collectively fucked by every single person behind me into last
Hoark x Mona is the true OTP
I'm using tilt controls!
6/12
200cc
Always the triple reds
ALWAYS
I fucked over king boo accidentally, right at the end.
Nothing personal kid.
>>375476582
The battle to not be last place is as brutal as the battle to be first.
lol get fucked Spooky
Is there a more wholesome and pure joy on this earth than Baby Park
>go from last to first in Baby Park within a lap
10/12 150cc
After a very jewish game of robbin' money, he is left alone. Wears this crown of shit upon my liar's chair.
Thanks for the battlan, was fun, I hadn't gotten around to battlan before and the improvements REALLY make it goddamn fun.
Thanks anon for sticking out for few 1v1 final destination games.
Rate my setup
Why the fuck do I need a Mii? What happened to the shit being optional? Fuck Nintendo and their stupid shit lies.
>literally 10 feet from finish line in third place
>red shell
>red shell
>red shell
>pirahana plant
>star
>bullet bill
>got zero red shells the entire race to be able to catch up
fuck it i'm done with this game already
It just kicked me out of 150cc for finishing the chosen amount of matches.
I thought it was no limit?
>>375476748
Just pick a random ass one and start playing man
>>375476630
who
and i thought sm4sh /v/keend was literal who city
>>375476692
Jesus christ what happened to your toe?
That clutch victory
>>375476417
https://www.dropbox.com/s/mf4cvwi1s0594t9/MK8Threads.psd?dl=0
Think I did this right, never shared using dropbox before.
GG Chris
>>375476991
No more going easy then
Triple red shelled
>>375476864
lol dumb anime poster
Eat shit Psyclone
>Lighting right as I boost to the ramp
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND END YOU
OH SHIT IT'S NIKKI WE"RE FUCKED
>>375477105
7/12
200cc
>waiting until I'm half a second away from getting the double boxes before you launch that red shell at me
I fucking saw you. I know who you are.
>>375477179
You missed!
>>375477168
>proceed to get raped
dont jinx me
gonna be that guy and shill my youtube here, decided to finally use the elgato ive had in the closet for 3 years. Hopefully it'll be more fun tomorrow when we have more recognizable faces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVgg6HpP6j0
Does this game also come with the Mercedes vehicles DLC?
>>375477481
yes
>>375477481
yes, i unlocked it earlier
>that blue shell
brb kms
>>375477356
who lmfaonice third place shitter
Gonna duck out for. abit to charge controller and see what parts i got, still haven't unlocked my go-to combo...
is this worth it if you already own mario kart 8?
is 150 12/12 right now?
i just cant get enough of this lobby theme...
>>375477624
9/12
>>375477603
It wouldn't be fair if I beat you all the time honey ;3
>>375477589
Dino?
>>375477661
who
jk good games nora
>>375477704
Pretty sure it was sendlewds
>first place in baby park
>watching the guy in front of me throw the blue shell
>15 seconds later it hits both of us
>>375477615
YES
Squid scoop ftw
>>375477746
Again with your cartoons. I told you those will turn your brain to mush!
>>375477886
who?
Fucking hit by like 10 red shells in a row. Fuck.
>>375477962
Go play Senran Kagura :)
Got a combo vehicle that has the same stats as my main, but it looks like shit.
where everyone in battle mode? its dead af.
>comm error after every game in that 150cc lobby
>try to join back
>comm error while waiting
>fuck it, im going to 200cc
>join up with others, totally unscathed and fine
I dont understand, one of you in that fuckfest of a lobby has some really terrible connection or something.
>>375478117
Already beat all the games tho mr literally who
>>375478197
It's good to see you again spooks and your banter with the idiots. Plan to stick around or just passing by?
>>375478149
there's like 3 dry bones in my lobby, stop using the name dry bones you faggot
>>375478197
>He actually plays them
LOL WEEB kys
>There's always at least ONE guy who won't pick a stage until the last second
There's 10 people in the room. Just go!
>>375477615
maybe
>>375478310
This is /v/ buddy not your steam / discord hugbox. GTFO of these tournaments
>>375478424
I'm getting this glitch where its decreasing someones high point score back to 999, it goes really slow too.
>>375478310
Might play every now and then, not really a huge fan of mario kart really, fighters are more my thing, but it feels good to be able to shitpost again
>>375478358
who
>>375478429
who
What build should I use for 200cc Grand Prix that will result in the least amount of suffering?I can't fucking believe I'm doing this shit a second time, fuck you Nintendo.
daily reminder if you use discord or post with a tripcode you are an ultra faggot
>>375478518
standard kart, standard wheels, standard glider
>lets me pass him just to use his red shell
you fucker
>>375478518
>Light character, a lot of grip and handling.
>Squidgirl on scooter
This is just sinful.
>>375478560
You want a discord invite? Just had to ask https://discord.gg/q9BtD
>snuck into first at the end
>>375478646
Thanks.
>>375478510
>Almost made fourth
FUCK YOU BULLET BILL GODDAMMIT THAT WAS THE CLOSEST I'VE COME TO NOT SUCKING HORRIBLY
>Nobody picks 200cc Royal Raceway
Their body is not ready to GET FUCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs
>slow down to second to let blue shell get the next guy
>blueshell hits guy in first and it does nothing
Unless you had a horn that I didn't see, that's the most bullshit I've ever seen.
>>375476907
Nice template. made this for fun, please don't use it.
In honor of this
>>375262843
>>375478853
Mushroom boost, mate
Fucking hell Player, it's a full room. Stop waiting for the countdown timer before you make your pick. No one else can join the room Fuck
>>375478868
10/12 200cc
>>375478885
Damn, was really thinking it was some bullshit lag.
Nice counter then.
keep getting fucking dominated by shells. life is suffering.
>>375478828
It's basically ez mode for 200cc and great practice wheels, good balance of going fast but still being able to control is medium/medium low characters like peach and kart you like.
If you WANT to have DK you need azure rollers or similar things or just be a fucking boss at pressing dat B.
Everyone still needs the B occasionally
>Nikki chooses Sherbet Land
pure evil
AN ERROR HAS OCCURED
fuuuuuck i was doing well. :(
COMMUNICATION ERROR FUCK
Join battle mode
>>375479204
Glad it's not just me, but what the fuck happened?
>comm error in the middle of racing
Christ fuck this game
>>375479120
Its like homefield for me
>>375479185
At least it wasn't just me
lol it turned me into AI. And I was doing so well against Nikki!
>>375479279
>>375479279
Far as I saw, I was first up to the 2nd lap when it disconnected us.
a-at least i got third place...
THAT IS ONE SHORTCUT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKED UP CHRIS
THE ONE CHANGE
THE ONE OPPORTUNITY
AND THE SPAGHETTI COMETH
>>375479343
Damn Nikki you guys choked hard
I finally got 1st in one after choking every race
4/12 in battlemode get in here!
No more 150cc?
>>375479485
I fucked up my drift
>>375479452
Yeah I was behind you in 2nd
>>375479618
>shine thief
The mexican has arrived
10/12 200cc
6/12 battle get the fuck in here
Guess I'll tuck in, 150cc just isn't my thing.
Way less challenging, gonna just stick to 200.
6/12 battle
>KONG
>KONG
>KONG
>KONG
>KONG
Mmm... Good...
5/12 150CC
This was fun. Gonna put a few minutes into Puyo Puyo then call it a night.
I like driving as the Squid kidzzzz
>>375479930
aww bye bye!
>>375479930
good night yo, its been fun
What the fuck is SendLewds doing?
8/12 200cc
hey sendlewds....
wanna...
post nudes?
>>375480304
sucking I need to sleep
Still getting errors trying to connect, there's always next /v/eekend. Goodnight.
>>375480345
le humblebrag
>Barely played the game at all
>Suck at it
>Join 150cc
>Everyone's speeding around faster than I've even seen
>>375480304
Clearly it doesn't matter though nobody is posing a threat
Battles dead,guess I'll head off then.GGs everyone
Thanks for the win, lightningbro
>>375480089
Shut up spooky.
I-I'm using tilt controls!
Thanks guys, was fun playing 200cc after a long while.
Imma get myself a break been karting all morning, gotta finish my morning coffee, morning beer, morning kebab and morning Gabriel Dropoutshoutouts to gabriel posting anon
>>375480502
nvm GG Kota
>>375480687
got item lucky
>First game ever
>Playing from the other side of the world
>Place last, but not too far behind
Well, that wasn't so bad.
>>375480731
>Second game
>Get absolutely shat on
>>375480602
why is your daki so yellow?
>>375480602
GET. HELP.
Please.
is 150cc ded?
>>375480929
NO!
...I have to first 30c my washing machine and wash my dakis.
>>375480723
Holy shit I'm choking so hard save me
>>375481084
Dude it's the items
Fuck this track
>>375480895
>Third game
>Keep 5th place out of 9 for a bit
>Get fucked a bit and finish 8/9
Oh well, better than I expected to do for my first few races.
I wasn't really having a ton of fun playing the singleplayer, but playing with you guys was actually pretty cool.
>>375475757
>racing online
>jap player is winning
>pass him
>connection error on last lap
every fucking time
the japs cheat for their high elo
Snow AC is the worst
'night dudes.
>>375481296
not... really
8/12
200cc
5/12 150cc
has anyone else noticed that japs completely break items most of the time? If you throw a red shell at them it will lose who it is supposed to be going after and pop 10 feet in front of you.
>>375481974
Truly does initiates you to ponder
>>375481974
Thats the power of a shit ping with the US
>>375482161
Would playing from New Zealand have the same effect? I want to play with you guys, but I don't want to go ruining games for everyone.
pls no bulli
>>375482351
I have played with Australians a lot (one of the regulars in 8 /v/eekend was an Aussie) and he had a great connection to the rest of the lobby. You should at least try and see if anybody complains, it could be fine for all we know.
>Finish in 3rd
>in 200cc
What the actual fucknugget
>>375482351
If you've got a lan adapter and decent net, you should be fine
>tfw nintendo had an event in my town where you go play MK8D switch at a booth and afterwards get your photo taken and get a license printed out.
>license is actual hard plastic and not a crappy laminated paper thing
>I was surprised too
will have to do until I buy a switch later this year.
11/12
200cc
>>375482636
>9th
And back to normal
>>375482839
Never give up, anon
>>375482878
At least I'm not DFL
I wish I could play this right now. Amazon can go fuck itself
>>375482904
That's the spirit
>>375482595
Cool, the latency is probably about the same. It looked like everything was fine from my end and I didn't see any complaints either.
>>375482652
My internet's something like 100mbit/30mbit or more, so that should do just fine. I'm running off wifi that only connects with the icon at level 1 or 2, despite being only one room over and my phone being full connection all the time.
>>375482827
Show us your license, bro.
>>375482910
As long as your order hasn't shipped yet, they can change your physical order to a digital one.
10/12
200cc
FUCKING COMMUNICATION ERROR
I'm taking a break.
-Who
i str8 launched 4 green shells in that narrow shit area XDDD
So that what happens if you go with miiracer and change your mind afterwards....
Oh shit I'm #1 in standings in 150 I have no life at all haha.
>>375483273
No it's shipped, it'll be here tomorrow.
>>375482910
Mine came a day later, but I have it now.
Just about to start it up after a few shots.
>>375483197
Seconded. This sounds pretty cool.
Please stop choosing Neo Bowser in 200cc
>>375483685
Ah. My buddy got fucked by Amazon's shit and his copy wasn't getting delivered til Wednesday. He called them up and they refunded him and then let him apply his discount to a digital code.
>>375482827
I would shoop picture of that licence into a /v/eekend thread OP image.
Can you change the sound effects level in MK8? Can I turn up the music?
>>375483197
>>375483826
I left the important information visible. The license isn't amazing, but It's surprisingly way better than I expected. It would be amazing if it had a barcode and worked with Mario Kart Arcade GP DX or something, but as it is it's not bad.
>Neo Bowser
>200cc
>Here's three mushrooms and a gold mushroom
T-thanks.
>>375484104
>Repeatably mushroom into a wall
>>375484064
>Yoshi
Gay
kill me
I played 16 hours yesterday
>>375484259
>Hating Yoshi
That's a paddlin'
>>375484552
haha
>>375483953
Here you go anon!
>>375484259
I've been Yoshi since SNES. Occasionally Toad and K.T, but I couldn't think of a main when they asked me so I said Yoshi.
>in room by myself
How long must I wait? Or should I keep reconnecting till I find a room with others?
>>375484669
Join 150, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59U8hEYHcqs&index=14&list=PL0zTGNAmpgmd47I2-Wh1pl82Fl8_b_9JC
>>375484320
The fuck's wrong with your thumb lewds
>>375484719
That's exactly what I joined. Still waiting. It's the /v/eekend one and not the delux, right? I'm going to just keep reconnecting.
>>375484746
I thought mine was normal desu
>>375484904
Oh wait, some dude with green hair just joined my room.
>>375484746
Double-jointed brother
sheeeiit now Nora is gonna de-crown me
>Play some offline matches to get back into the swing of things
>150cc
>Get hit with two blue shells and eight red shells in the same course
>Couldn't even cross the finish line with a single coin
This is perfectly 100% fine
tfw no oy vey chat commands
>>375485216
wtf no more crown I wanna die. I'm not a pretty princess anymore
>>375485432
I can't believe even the AI bullies people.
Is it even viable to use a bike in 200cc?
Did... Did it just reset my standing?
>>375486006
Every high score player has been reset already.
Most of 200cc players and a few in 150cc.
>>375486091
Damn that blows, here I was thinking I played more than anyone.
5/12
200cc
Are you really using tilt controls? Do you have the wheel? How is it?
>>375486482
7/12 150cc :^)
7/12 150cc
>>375486091
When are the tournies programmed to reset?
>>375486573
200cc stops recording score Monday at 3am EST.
150cc goes on until next Thursday.
Not sure about Battle.
>>375486528
no it means you're pissed
>leading the entire race
>blue shell gets me
>2nd place catches up and lobs a bomb
>bomb hits me right at the end and I finish 2nd
How do some of you recover so quickly after being hit?
>>375486528
>he isn't using tilt controls
>>375486721
That was me.
With love, SendLewds
>>375486684
What were all those different meanings again? I never played the previous games, but I remember them being codes.
>>375486925
No idea about the others. Personally, I use "What a shame!" to grief people when I get first if I feel like it
>>375486925
You're overthinking this
Does anyone have a good webm of someone getting stunlocked?
I'm surprised no one has ever streamed or recorded these
>>375475757
>fucking love Mario Kart 8 and really want to play it again since everybody is playing/talking about it
>no one is playing on Wii U anymore
>don't want to buy a Switch just to play a game I already own
I was gonna wait until Nintendo released the inevitable 'New' Switch, but that probably won't happen for a while. I'll probably crack and get one when the new Mario comes out anyway.
Should I just bite the bullet and enjoy some Mario Kart with you fuckers now?
>>375487428One week after you purchase a Switch Nintendo will reveal a revised version due for release in December
How come no one is playing now
>>375487590
12/12
150cc
What player's fucking you over the most in 150?
>>375487613
But 200 is the only fun one
>>375487705
Most of the 200 players are asleep
>>375487705
I'm aware of how brain-dead easy 150cc is but the 200cc lobby died, so some of us have to make do
>>375487648
Spooky
>>375475757
>haven't played Mario Kart in over a decade
>200cc
>bowser
>finish last practically every time in grand prix
I don't remember Mario Kart being so fucking hard
>>375487648
Definitely Spooky he's a mad cunt
>>375487916
Try a lightweight with a handling build
>>375487648
It's got to be spooky.
>>375487795
There's four of us in 200cc now
>>375487107
There was a list of them I saw ages ago, I guess when it came out on the WiiU, where some of the phrases were codes for other meanings.
>>375487976
You should be posting status more often then
>3rd
SUCK MY BULLET BILL COCK
>>375475757
no1 in 150cc atm?
Free spots in 150cc now.
6/12
200cc
Having fun winning every round, Japanese man?
8/12
Going for the gold kart. Found out that all you need to do is win all the Mirror Matches to get the kart itself.
Working on the tires now. Why are the devs so trash at their own game?
>>375488670
You should try the 200cc ones, some tough one there
>>375488743
Is that even an option? I went to time trials and did race against ghost and this definitely isn't 200cc. Is it unlocked?
>>375488814
It's unlocked, you need to switch between them
I believe it was 'x' or something, look around
Are the stats still whole numbers only?
They really ought to show an average as well so you have a better indicator of how ood each person is
5/12
200cc
Fucking 5 red shells before finish line
I actually feel bad after unloading three red shells into one person.
>>375489565
7/12
Almost at finishline
See blue shell icon
>same excitebike layout twice in a row
Must be using the same randomizer for the track selection
>>375489724
joining :0
8/12
200cc
If you vote random when there's an f zero track, you go to hell
>>375489139
Nope
I used to be mad about no sound options, and then I found Villager
>>375490615
Source?
>kept mushroom from the start
>used it to dodge a blue shell 2 laps later
>ribbon road 200cc
>nothing but mushrooms
>somehow get second holding break the entire time and shitting myself
>>375490774
>Kept a mushroom for the really broken shortcut in Dry Dry Desert that can get you from 6th to 1st at the last second
>Boo
Mike you absolute cunt
>>375493282
What course are we talking about?
And which character were you?
>>375475757
Is anyone still playing on Wii U? I'm not falling for the Switch meme yet
WHAT'S THE STATUS FUCKERS?
>>375493887
bath-kun....
>>375493887
7/12 150 cc if that's what you mean
>>375494097
>150cc
Tch...
Will have to do.
Fuck you and your bob-omb Akkam
>>375494245
I had the biggest grin when I saw you eating it.
Not playing this game in like 2 years has made me fucking terrible.
If you play Metal/Gold Mario you arefucking cool
>>375494772
>not PGP
>>375494873
My queen!
I really need to git gud at 200cc
>>375494873PGP is top tier also.
Sup bros. I'm about to be a living meme and play MK with a buddy on a flight. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>375494993
>>375495062
>Have to go when Bby park and N64 RR are up.
Fuck
Who here /autism and getting 3 star gold cups in all single player 150cc tournaments, 200cc ones and mirror ones/?
>>375495452
You just have to get first every time, it's super easy m8
BT369 wtf
I am playing with half of a joycon just for a self imposed handicap and shit is still cash.
When did you first realize that 150cc is more enjoyable than 200cc because it's evident most of the tracks were never meant to be driven on at 200cc, breaking their perfect design?
>>375494993
>>375495062
I hope MK8D gets us more Pink Gold Peachporn
Rosalina on a bike is my waifu
I'm a little nervous...
>>375495914
200cc is more enjoyable because of speed and you actually do more to keep your course, it is more fun to figure out new stuff with purple boost and stuff.
Like I have to actively avoid getting purple boost on rainbow road's first turn because it is most likely to get me the fuck out from the course.
Also 8 tracks came with the 200cc update so you can't claim they weren't tested with them, or that the whole game wasn't tested with 200cc and 200cc itself tweaked to be fitting balance between challenge, speed and fun.
That is what fuckton of time in BOTW dev wentr to
>>375495914
Like Toad Harbor where if u take the first boost on the left u boost straight past the second jump and into the ocean
>>375496315
That's why I said most tracks. The later ones were made with it in mind, but all tracks before it not.
>Half of joycon fucking up half the race fucking jumps and steering
>Still finish 2nd and that only because game gives me coins and the 2nd player reds
>>375496315
>always get a purple boost on RR
>>375496593
yeah my monkey lizard brain still is too used to how I did the turn back with Wii U and I keep doing the same mistake again and again.
I just have to actively start drifting much later, and do couple jumps and then drift into a orange and continue my way.
Depends on character etc. too.
Also step it up boys you had at least eight reds and still could not get me down.
Thanks for the games and coin grind 150cc guys, was OK stuff.
See you later
2/12 150cc
come join pls
>trying to get three stars on all cups
>last race, so far so good
>last lap get bombarded with lightning blue shells and other shit
FUCK OFF
>the only 3/12
When isamazongoing to get more stock? So I can get that sweet prime discount.
Do you get anything for beating the 200cc staff ghosts?Is it Metal Peach?
>>375498457
You get Kirby
>>375498457Self satisfaction
1/12 battle mode
Anyone know how.mamh parts there are to unlock all together?
I'm at 1200 coins and I still know a lot of vehicles I haven't gotten yet.
>>375498735
im gonna guess 200cc is 12/12?
Nothing gets my blood boiling more than losing the last race of a cup and having to do it all over
2/12 battle
3/12 BATTLE
this is fucking depressing lads
too many modes has killed the /v/kend
>>375499431
200cc was a mistake
FUCK
3/12 battle
only 3 of us in 150 cc
2/12 200cc
>>375499431
People were playing all night. They are resting now.
>shine runners with 3 people
How is this fair?
>>375499598
>>375499612
>>375499725
we should combine into one
>>375499525
200cc is the only way to play, 150 is too undemanding to be exciting to me.
Drawing is coming along nicely by the way
>>375499815
So you didn't enjoy MK8 when it came out?
Should I get this or ARMS if I've never played MK8? I think ARMS looks prettyfun, but MK is proven and ARMS is a gamble.
Everytime I play online I always come in last :(
>>375499907
Por que no los dos
>>375499932
Why?
Keep getting disconnected. Wish the switch reception was as good as the n3ds xl.
Eternal 3/12 battle
>>375500084
Have you tried the google dns trick?
>>375500008
semi-poorfag
>>375500024
:'(
>>375499907
I'm gonna get both cause why-not,
I mean just look at Splatoon popularity, Arms could be the next Splatoon.
I'd say if you only afford to get one, go MK8D, purely for the reason it has 4+ multiplayer, so it's a lil more social able if ya care about playing with friends/family.
im using tilt controls
>just unlocked the inkstriker
aw yeah
>>375500179
I accidently turned on tilt controls the other day.
I kept slightly tilting to the right and got super pissed think my left joycon was messed up already.
3/12 battle
>>375500128
No? Whats that?
150cc was a mistake. This is too easy.
Did you finish 3-starring everything in single player?
>>375500403
No, because I got both Gold Mario and the Gold Kart just from 3 staring everything in Mirror and 200cc.
>>375500301
to fix the comm error shit:
go to home menu
go to settings
go to internet
go to your internet connection
click on edit
change dns from automatic to manual
use a reliable dns such as 008.008.008.008 (google's)
>>375500403
no, but I am working on it as I'm typing this
>>375500473
This, the only things that matter
>>375500514
enjoy forever not seeing three starred gold trophies across all difficulties (doing 150cc also puts them in 100 and 50 btw)
enjoy never having EVERYTHING three starred and gold, PLEB
>>375500350
SOME OF US HAVE LIVES AND CANT PLAY ALL DAY YA KNOW
(just kidding, plz come back to 150cc ; ;)
>>375499894
But we already have one:
>>375475854
>>375500651
What's wrong with having multiple?
>>375500612
Sounds like a waste of 3 hours
>>375500695
Nothing I guess, that one will be hard to top though.
4/12 battle
4/12 battle
>>375500729
Well for one thing, I'm doing a race scene instead of battle, and my character choices are a little different. Should be fine. Unless you want me to scrap it of course, it's all gravy.
5/12 BATTLE
I have no idea what's going on. I only know balloon fight
>>375500925
Dude, finish your drawing, I'm sure it'll be cool
>>375500961
Okey doke, I'll stop being lazy and wrap it up by tonight.
byebye chris and ika it was fun
Anyone else use auto accelerate?
I just know I press the buttons too hard during stress and this auto is prolly saving my Y/A Button's lives.
>>375501074
of course not
>>375501074
r u casul???
>>375501192
hey i posted that gif in this thread already buddy
you gotta pay the tax
Battle mode is a clusterfuck. I can't tell what's going on, and not in a fun wacky way, in a frustrating because I don't know what I'm doing way. This isn't fun.
>>375501516
read up on the 5 different battle modes?
>>375501192
You're right, you're such a pro since you hold down a button.
>>375501516
>put giant "help" button with explanations of everything in the game in the main menu
>nobody fucking reads it
your retarded kind is the reason nintendo had to make so many hand-hold games in the past, go die and don't reproduce
6/12 BATTLE
>>375501192
Is anyone here not a casual?
>>375501607
>>375501793
Oh geez. Now I get it. Reading the rules makes it so much less of a mess of a mess of shit that all happens at once and so much less of a clusterfuck of nonsense.
>>375502096
Please sell your MK8D copy and never come back
>>375476692
Post feet
>>375500403
>having to 3-star 50cc and 100cc all over again
I don't have time for this. I don't want to have to go through the boredom again.
>>375502280
You don't have to unless you want to.
7/12 BATTLE
>>375502280
You can actually just 3 star everything in 150cc and it automatically 3stars anything below 150cc
>>375502280
If you do a cup in 150cc mode, it will automatically copy the results into 100cc and 50cc.
This doesn't apply to Mirror or 200cc tho.
8/12 BATTLE
3 ROYS
HOL UP
WE DEM ROYZ
Which costume is best?
>>375503248
Capital Falchion
9/12 BATTLE
This netcode is trash.
Also stop picking the splatoon stage. it isn't fun
so as long as you get 1 point, if you lose all your balloons, you'll respawn with 3?
>>375503248
Mega Man
>>375503248
all of them
>>375503248
Pac Man
>>375503248
None since helmets still aren't removable and now Miis are even less expressive.
>>375503370
Every time I try to join any tourney, I get a lobby of my own.
>>375503248
Falcon, Samus, and Megaman, because having a helmet actually makes sense on those. Seriously what's the deal with the fucking helmet? None of the other characters wear helmets, so why does your Mii have to wear one?
>>375503450
Without the helmet you would barely recognize who they are meant to be
MK scrub here, what does cc mean in the game? Is it just the general speed of karts?
>>375503512
But what's the point of having a customizable character when your customization is gonna be obscured by a damn helmet?
>>375503648
It's the engine class.
Is the only way to get the alternate title screens by beating the single player?
>>375503648
http://www.dmv.org/how-to-guides/motorcycle-ccs.php
>Error 2618-0516
Fuck me
>>375503743
Are you actually closing the software?
>>375503842
Yes. I ask because it was always the default for me until I 3-starred everything.
>no way to touch Miis while docked
>>375504039
You better not be touching mine!
>>375504039
L-lewd?
>crims
we need more Roys
>>375504039
I'm actually a little upset by that. Why not do that "press left stick in to turn into cursor" option?
also
>last one alive as a renegade
>where is the button?
>drive right into everyone camping the button
aw fug
>>375503248
Did you make any themed Miis?
>>375503735
By making the customize character fit the theme.
A zero suit Samus Mii to wear the Samus gear.
What is the worst track in the game and why is it piranha plant
>>375504435
That's not Grumble
>>375504435
>>375504559
That's not Sherbet Land
>>375504435
>>375504559
>>375504631
That's not Dry Dry Desert
so fun being the only person in 150 and/or battle right now
I just joined and left on you when you said welcome, sorry man.
>>375504676
I'm coming to 150cc. Is the op tournament still the right one?
>>375504781
ah, yeah it kicked me off. stupid network
Why am I only with neckbearded miii?
>>375505006
Most of us are cute girls and make our Miis reflect that :3
Is 150cc alive?
Why does everyone hate Grumble Volcane?
>>375505215
Yes
The bullying has to come to an end!
>>375505215
yeah its finally getting fun with all the people
>>375503248
>There are costumes of characters already in the game
Why?
>>375505474
>>375505439
Ah thanks, finally got into a room.
>>375505608
We had a communication error tho
>that one track absolutely NO ONE picks but you
What's her name, /v/?
>>375505575
So the amiibos are slightly less useless.
Man I finally fiund someione to battle with and giot booted
>>375505692
Grumble
It's up there with some of my favorite tracks
A question to those who don't like 200cc/prefer 150. What character and parts do you use in 150cc?
>>375505793
Many, I never use just one or two
>>375505793
I don't like 150cc/prefer 200. Literally no reason not to max speed this shit with heavies.
im using tilt controls
>>375505992
Hooray!
>>375505992
What a shame!
noz master race
All this shit at me at the end :(
>>375505793
You generally want at least 3.5 speed for 150cc. Speed is your most important stat for that cc.
>>375506338
What about 200cc? I'm getting utterly assblasted in 200cc still, no clue what do.
I figured their'd be more people with miis with unnatural hair colours.
i can't win ever
Fuck you noz piece of shit
>Dat last ten seconds gagglefuck right before the finish
This is what mk is about
>>375477615
I don't know
>>375506338
Really, I always assumed acceleration is the most impotant, as that's how it was in DD, and is the best way to offset getting fucked up by items
>>375506440
Spin your wheels (A+B) while drifting.
You're welcome.
>>375506440
go all in on handling bro
>10th
>get bullet bill
>place 5th
YO my dude
The double items has improved this game so much
got ya good huh Funkbert?
>>375506440
All handling and traction and acceleration. Light/medium characters are your best bet. Drift braking is essential. You can hit (B) while drifting to take sharp turns and stay in your drift and still get the speed boost right after the turn.
Is Lauren best racerfu?
>>375506751
even tho i said please go easy on me bruhh
>nox tries for a star comeback
>literal last second red shell snipe secures 5th place for me
nothin personnel, Link
>>375506839
Yes
What CC is the noz, Lauren, Josh crew? I forgot what I picked
>Bullied someone so hard they ragequit
im trying a bunch of different builds
but im having FUN
>>375507115
150cc
Are girls allowed to come race as well or is this a boys only thing?
>>375507354
Only girl allowed is Lauren
>>375507378
She's gone...
>playing mk7
>trying to 3star 150cc special cup
>50+ attempts tonight alone and hundreds more this past week and still can't do it
Every fucking time I get chainfucked on the last lap, or continually fucked throughout and end up in perpetual 7th as the guys ahead get an insurmountable lead no matter how fast I go, or I get fucked up just enough by an ESP reflection green and lose coins and don't have enough to get the 3rd star and have to restart
I can feel my sanity slipping, these fucking cpu racers are cheating, colluding bastards designed to torment me. Especially koopa troop and toad, those fucking assholes
>>375507378
>>375507403
sorry m8s my switch has 1% left, I had to stop racing on the last lap to plug it in, but I don't want it turning off during the race.
>>375507354
Sure yeah.
>>375506752
holy shit, so playing isabella might be viable again? had to change to roy because light characters get utterly fucked on 150cc. Might give 200cc a go then. good info
Only takes one Draft boost to win
>Snatched 11th place
This is what it's all about.
>>375507453
Are you really a female human?
Am I missing something or can you not switch which item you're holding when you have two?
Mildly annoying and kinda hurts some potential depth.
>>375507623
No, you can't switch them
>Just when I join in, can't even spectate
>"A communication error occurred."
Do coins you get in this mode count towards unlocks?
playing as shy guy is....good?
The AI cheats so fucking hard in this game in the last lap of the last course of a cup
>>375507779
Well fug, see you pals later when I got some actual unlocks.
Why can't yuou tell people to fuck off in this game?
>>375507512
Yeah shes great in 200cc.
>>375507986
wtf i love 200cc now
You realize that you won't get more players once the countdown starts right? Stop that.
>>375508112
I legit didn't know. My bad.
>>375507984
why, we are all having fun, no need to be rude
>going so fast in 200cc Mount Wario the music doesn't even have time to loop before going to the next section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIx8wr8r--A
>when you are on rainbow road and someone else drives into you, giving you an unwanted boost that sends you over the edge
>Blue shell
>Red Shell
>Red shell
Thanks
we're all so great with tilt controls
>>375508341
Your welcome
holy shit hyrule was crazy
>>375507824
Welcome to MK
>impossible speeds for their kart/racer combo, impossible speeds that no player can legitimately attain
>ignores item/obstacle collision if not in field of view
>gets their items faster than you
>recovers from item hits and stalls faster than you, if it bothers stalling or stopping at all
>has psychic aim with green shells, will figure out the perfect angle to throw shell at so it ricochets and hits you seconds later dead on
>Ignores slow terrain like grass and dirt if it's in the way of a shortcut, even if their off road should ge crap
>makes up its own stats for karts/racers, can handle the slowest, shittiest handling karts combos like it had max speed and handling
>will frequently decide fucking you over with items or obstruction is more worthy than actually trying to get ahead
There's way more, but I think you get the point.
You ever have those moments when you have a Power Star and you think to yourselfSomebody behind me has the lightning?
>>375507779
You can actually. Just unlocked some stuff after leaving.
Bullet bill ftw
>needing the computer to drive for you
What the hell was that finish on Mute City?
com error. it's been fun, guys.
Imagine a world in which people like koopa city
Was bullying me with that last backwards redshell really necessary?
I thought Yoshi liked Fireballs.
Ggs 150cc /v/. See you again.
>>375509117
changed your dns yet?
if not ctrl+f dns, instructions in the thread
>>375509191
>tfw Bowser on moped all the time
My favorite
Stop trying to make me eat the Blue Shell Ivo
>200cc neo bowser city
Please stop bullying the squid
Nice Blue Shell
>>375509375
I love my standard build. Always go default. It looks so fitting. Though im going to try the Koopa car when i get it.
Sometimes when my switch is docked it black screens then cuts back into the game after a bit, what causes this?
It happens much more with MK8, and for much extended amounts of time.