What does /v/ feel

she is cute on this

>>371202704
She looks retarded

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>>371202704

>>371202704
Despite how shit the game is/will be the laughs it has granted me the last 3 days have made me feel fantastic. It's been a great mood lifter

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>>371202787
>>371202820
>>371202794
Ok, good.

What about this .gif? What do you feel?

This is an actual obligatory mainstory-cutscene that made into the final release of a 40 million dollars AAA game.

>>371202704
It makes my face tired

>>371202704
MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY THE VIDEOGAME

>>371202704
Disgust.

>>371203035
Of that weren't lazy they could have incorporated your squad mades to interact the cutscenes and maybe bother to animate her face to be even more cocky or smug.

HATE GIF

>>371202704
I feel that I have the obligation to take care of her.

>>371202704
a little tingle in my dinkle

>>371202704
Makes me feel like I want to buy Bionicles for her.

>>371202704
Feel that I have to protect her smile at all costs.

>>371203468
Not posting the real life (but actually hot) Sara Ryder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g

How is it that unemployed wasters can create more realistic qt cock puppets on their home desktops in a few hours than an entire team of paid 'talented' designers?

>>371202704
At first hate, then love.

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>>371203757
Affirmative action.

All the effort went into assembling quality empowering dialogues of all creeds and gender identities.

>>371203689
Oh my god, I just want to protect her from this mean ugly world

>>371202704
Autists hired to design a "girl next door" look and instead creating a "that girl was homeschooled" look.

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>>371204117

>>371202704
The realisation that i want an autistic sister sitting sim game.
>ywn headpat sara after she did something slightly dumb, but cute and wellmeaning.

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>>371202704
I myself would buy this game just to watch confused autist Sara Ryder trying to make sense out of things happening around her.

>>371202704
Like I'm about to watch a sitcom on CW

>>371202704
uncomfortable

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>>371203689
>I would love to be covered in peanut butter when I die

I can arrange that

>desire to play with lego intensifies

Like I'm glad that I stopped playing modern games.

same way you feel when you look in the mirror and know that you've never had a real job in your life and will never get hired outside of viral marketing. better get a gun before you get on the list that way you can actually pull the trigger on your sad life when you get fired from shilling on 4chan dot org

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>>371202704
I feel like grabing the gun, putting it down and give the poor thing a hug.

>>371202704
autism

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>>371206956
this

CUTE

Anyone have the picture of Ryder being autistic and not understanding why she isn't supposed to "love" her brother?

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>>371207475
This one?

>>371207552
That's the one, thanks famalamborghini

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>>371202820
>you will never marry her and spend your life feeding her peanut butter and jelly from a bottle

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>>371202704

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Don't talk to my sister!

>>371208041
that alcoholic beverage of the future is THICC

>>371202704

https://my.mixtape.moe/sybnyg.webm

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>>371208041
>drinking jello

>>371208216
And then she fucking kills herself. This is the gift that keeps on giving.

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>>371208335
>he doesn't want a romantic glass of jelly slime with her followed by a peanut butter bath

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>>371208109
Don't make fun of her.

REEEEEE

https://files.catbox.moe/w3lt83.webm

Man we've come so far since this original gif. I'm legit amazed at how many terrible animations and scenes are in one game. I fucking love it

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Looks like Sara's favourite show is going to give her a new best friend.

>>371202704
>When they see this image?
SOMEBODY

>>371208671
lol

Is it possible to play her a complete idiot and a pussy that needs her hand holding all the time?

>>371202704
>Mom said it's my turn to use the gun!

Thinking about her fat ass.

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>>371209083
You can actually be autistic.

>>371209402
fuck off, seriously?

>unidentified special needs child

Boners and guilt

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>>371209452
>"No I mean, I think you're cute and I like seeing you up here."
>"Also, the accent, the accent is...it's not the only thing but uh, okay I should just go over there to the piloting thing."

That's her trying to flirt.

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High quality OC coming through

It is all yours to save friends :)

Someone post Ryder's fat ass pls

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>>371209590
SFM soon.

/v/ must really like/love this game

they TALK/POST about it ALL THE TIME

>>371202704
Vindication. We are as right now as we were two years ago. /v/ is always right.

>>371209575
>Body of an 18 year old
>Mind of a 9 year old
Is sex with Sara illegal?

>>371202704
>Mass Effect 4
>Still no Krogan snu snu

Tell me, why should I bother again?

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Low Quality OC coming threw

It is all yours to save friends :)

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>>371209658
Notice how puny Peebee's butt is in comparison

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>>371203038
>>371203162
>>371202997

>>371209676
>Is sex with Sara illegal?

There are no laws in Andromeda.

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>tfw you've seen better animation in sfm fan-movies
>tfw you've seen better animation in fucking gmod stop motion films

>>371209573
that's from one youtube vid. I thought you might have meant there would be an option to select like sheperds background and personality quirks. Basically a "you're autistic, you try your best but is mostly remembered about your brutal efficiency"

>>371209721
>>371209575
I really, really, really like these images.

>>371209659
it's like ME2 all over again

>>371209829
You have about 5 different kind of replies based on the tone.
Just go for the most inapropriate one all the time.

>>371208671

>Scream not because you failed something important, or lost a comrade
>Scream because you are pushing a button on a console

The Ryders are autistic as fuck.

>>371208671
this games never ceases to amaze me

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>>371208671
*autistic screeching*

Could ya’all maybe? CHILL THE FUCK OUT?! Mass Effect is a hugely popular game, and technically Andromeda hasn’t been released yet? These problems and bugs and glitches and shit, are going to be fixed IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING BE PATIENT FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS.

>>371209658
How can a soldier that spends 90% of her time running or walking have such a fat butt?

>>371209829

I'd say its an ingrained character trait given all the bizarre facial expressions, or lack of them.

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>>371210114
She's getting a bit too chunky.

>>371210094
>low quality bait and all that

>>371202704
it look like they just took the black guy from mafia 3 and gave him long hair and a fucked up nose

>>371210205
And yet some autismo will bite it unironically instead of just ignoring it.

>>371208041
Her feet kick up moon dust on the bed.

>>371210184
goddamn them some fat tits

>>371202704

It makes me smile with the same retarded grin when it reminds me of how ME:A is the video game equivalent of the female Ghostbusters film.

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>>371210256
It depends on the angle, she looks cute sometimes.

>>371209753
based off of the general QUALITY of this game, it's almost certain that both of their bodies are the exact same model.

>>371208041
This is straight up a Loss reference

>>371210275
>>371210205
you can tell by the typing style with the question mark interruptions that it's not actually bait

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>yfw someone mixed mega bloks with your lego

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Does anyone know if Ryder can still be a dick this game?

All I've seen so far is really dull dialogue choices that I think Eurogamer summed up well as bored Ryder, soppy Ryder, flip Ryder and parent Ryder. Nowhere did it seem like you could actually stand up for yourself like Shepard did and just play as someone who gives everyone shit and has a chip on his shoulder

>>371210527
No, what you can tell is that he copied it from the Mass Effect subreddit.

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>>371202704

>>371210605
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>371202704
I feel bad for her.

Vote for /ourgirl/ here lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/12574520

>>371210627
from what i've seen, it seems that's not the case.
kinda feels like the fallout 4 protagonist.

>>371210703
>>371210605
with sound
>>371208671

>>371202704
autism

>>371210513
I see it

>>371202704
the face of someone who wants to be with her brother forever.

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>>371210827
They are made for each other.

>>371210827
Can someone post some scott pics. I need them for a thing.

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HAHAHA /v/ is being rused SO HARD by BIOWARE

I thought you were LE MASTERS of shitposting?

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I want to fuck her like a savage while she plays with space legos

>>371209452
Yes, there's one "logical" choice in almost all dialogues that makes you sound very autistic.

>>371210627
Renegade and Paragon has been removed.

ME:A uses the Dragon Age personality-based dialogue that doesn't have any consequence. Any decisions made are completely untied to any morality system, if there are any decisions to be made at all.

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>>371202704
How do you go from this?

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>Blue Shrek gets her tits out
>QT Turian never removes any of her armour
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>371210756
ffs, what's the point of Mass Effect if you can't shove a shit talking batarian off of a 25 storey building

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>>371210929
Okay.

>>371210935
How the fuck is the "rick roll" now just a synonym for any sort of trolling/gaffing/pranking/goofing

what the fuck

>>371209868
Feel free to share them too!

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>>371210896

>Romance no one for the entire game/trilogy

How progressive is Bioware willing to go?

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>>371210929
sure

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>>371210929

>>371211352
Scott always looks like he's been doped on Xanax or something and Sarah has an extra chromosome

Jesus Christ

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>>371211408
>>371211091
>>371211352

I feel like this guy is crop dusting every room that he enters.

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>>371211195

Proceed...

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>>371211048
To this.

>>371211195
ah the purest form of love

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Fucking stop it, /v/, stop making me fall in love with a space autist

can I make Sara BLACKED in the game?

>>371208671
She sounds adorable

>>371208671

>someone makes a mock video of this
>Ryders desperately trying to hit the button but keeps missing
>see's her friends losing ground and her brother getting succ'd to death
>mom's spaghetti
>Scott trying to cheer her on
>after 15 failed QTE attempts she does her autistic screeching
>"OH NO SHE HIT THE BUTTON!" (boss dies after)
>I-I did it! I hit the button!

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Well it's been semi-confirmed now. People are and have been asking the BioWare team if Sarah Ryder has autism and it looks like they're considering saying that she possibly is.

At first on the tweets it was "Shes quirky and cute" then after yesterday it turned into "Please don't define her as Autistic but as Quirky" now it's gone "You'll just have to wait and see what she is in a few days when we release some great news"

I'm using this image to gain attention to this post because I feel this is important to the ongoing shit storm that is ME:A

My copy of the game comes tomorrow, I was planning on going with my /u/ playthrough of ME:A with Sarah but is she really this autistic, "Quirky" cringe worthy all the time here for the people who've been watching playthroughs and videos of the game or is it once in a blue moon she acts autistic?

How bad are the romance options, can I answer romance options and come on to girls without sounding like a "cute and quirky xD girl"?

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>>371202704
>tfw shitty Drakengard 3 has better character designs, faces, and facial animations than this heaping pile of garbage

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Is it bad I wish Cora was gay only because her and Sara have the only good asses in the game. That would have been a nice scene.

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>>371212129
MEME MAGIC
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>>371212129
The romance options for male are shit. You can only fuck the manly dyke and the turian.
The best girls (Suvi and Sara) are not available.

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>>371211091
>>371211408
>>371211352
Thanks

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Would you build legos with her?

>>371212129
link to the tweets for proof my man

so female ryder has autism but male doesnt?

>>371212174
i wonder if she'd look good with non retarded hair.

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>>371212362

The dude is a psychopath, stealth farter.

>>371212362
No, but he has a Xanax addiction

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>>371212362
Male Ryder is either chronically depressed...

>>371210331
>spend millions of dollars making a game
>wine is jelly but at least there is advanced surface-boot-air dust transfer simulations

>>371212129
damage control

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>>371212362
>>371212501
... Or a fucking deranged psychopath.

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>''Awww, poor thing tripped. Are you okay, barky-bark?''

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490060524131.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490060524131.webm
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>We want for the snarky one-liner Marvel audience.

>>371202704
I don't get it
Why does she look so fucking awful?
What are they doing

>>371211949
Holy shit this is too good

Vote for Sara! She may not be very bright, but she has a fine ass!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12574520

>>371212129
SHOW PROOF

>>371208936
top kek

>>371207552
>alex delarge, jack torrance and private pyle on the wall
This picture grows richer every time I look at it.

>>371212843
>sara has the best ass
>against tooby

Wow I don't think you've actually seen Tooby's ass

>>371212129
PROOF

>>371212739
Renegade Shepard would have shot that little twerp

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>male ryder looks like he's coming down from a high
>female ryder looks like she doesn't want to be the first to laugh at the retarded kid

how did they spend $40 million on a game about character interactions and the faces are completely fucked up?

>>371212916
I think 2B has the best figure and proportions, but Sara has the fattest ass.

>>371213013
Female Ryder IS the retarded kid

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>>371213013
But it is a masterpiece, the ''The Room'' of videogames.

>>371213038
Tooby has the best ass period. Cora's ass is even fatter than Sara's

>>371212129
GIVE ME A SOURCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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It's not just that they're bad, it's not just that they utterly fail at conveying simple expressions and emotions that other games have nailed since the mid 2000's, it's not just that they forgot to give eyes proper simple reflection of light and eyebrow movement, it's that the animations are so terrible and distracting that they completely negate any potentially good aspects of the rest of the game. Literally anonymous SFM porn makers and highschool aged CG artists are making character and facial animations in games that are leagues better than this trite AAA Biocuck dogshit.

>>371213091
>the ''The Room'' of videogames.
Anyway, how's your sex life?

>>371213013

They hired based on diversity, not skill. That's why the lead facial animator is some cosplaying woman with a crappy student level portfolio and no experience.

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING EDIT, JUST AN ""WEIRD"" ANGLE

GIVE ME THE QUICK PEEDOWN

>>371213296
>lol u a virgin
Redditor or Tumblrina?

>>371213356
B-bait?

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A weird mixture of disgust, hopelessness and amusement.

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>>371213314
So what, old BioWare hired based on skill and they sucked dick too, not to mention they've always had some of the worst animations ever.
Pic related was made by BioWare Edmonton, the BioWare that made ME1-3 and Baldur's Gate.

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>this entire thread

holy shit, I'm almost glad that this game is such a fuckin shitshow

the hilarity

>>371213396
R-reddit?

>>371213470

>So what, old BioWare hired based on skill and they sucked dick too

Still better than this shit in ME:A

>>371213356
Sara, does Scott know you're using the internet?

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>>371213347
Can I get a quick rundown of this asari?

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>>371213556
You forget the fact that at least Andromeda has a functional third person shooter element.
DA:I has literally zero redeemable features, it's, by far, the worst videogame BioWare has made and one of the worst RPGs ever made.
It's literally a singleplayer MMO, it has a combat system worse than fucking Skyrim.

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Yo, did anyone get that screencap of the BioWare post about to share something SPECIAL about Sarah Ryder this coming weekend? The tweet was just taken down

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Am I pretty yet ?

the Andromeda shitstorm is almost as fun as TORtanic was, Bioware just doesn't stop delivering.

>>371213470
>dragon age inquisition
>old bioware
you wouldn't happen to be part of the ryder family by any chance?

>>371213710

kek

>>371213646
the citadel council bows to him

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>>371213716
>this is the future that progressives want

hand me the cyanide

>>371213765
That's an epic as fuck meme, but Inquisition was made by BioWare Edmonton, the same BioWare Edmonton that's finishing some sci-fi game set to launch next year.

>>371213554
Were you being ironic? I have autism

>>371213716
>>371213837
Truely dark times we live in

>>371213879
so how many people that worked on mass effect 1 also worked on inquisition in your opinion?

just because it's the same "studio" doesn't mean it's the same team.

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>>371208041
Did someone say peanut butter?

>>371211146
haha we were only pretending to be retarded and waste tens of millions of dollars on an actual game release

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>>371214000
I'm sure some of them left after BioWare got bought by EA, but the BioWare that made Inquisition is the same one that made ME2 and 3, and DA:I was pure shit.

>>371203035
why is this scene bad? (besides her face)

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>>371202704
>>371207552
>>371207475
>>371210947
>>371212013

You guys might like this: http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=03100613848941579483
>Password: LEGOs

Wait, hold the fucking phone...

Are those two sex scenes the only sex scenes in the game? Because if that's the case... then this shit has no redeemable qualities.

>>371214086
im allergic to peanut butter but i'd still rub myself against her.

if ryder doesn't get an anaphylactic shock from fucking a turian, i should be ok, right?

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>>371214238
Nice shopped to death pic.

>>371214159
wait up guys, i'm downloading it.
i ain't scared of viruses or dolphin porn.

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>>371214159
Thanks.

>>371214371
I already did.
It's an autistic girl humping a pillow.

>>371214159
>>371214371

This better not be virus dolphin porn, I'm downloading it too

>>371208041
How could they fuck up on the animations that bad

>>371214159
>Number of downloads: 4
WHATS IN THE BOX

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>>371214453
I-Is it worth it ?

What time does it release???

>>371214086
Is Sara's face photoshopped on her?

>>371214585
9pm in caliburger time

>>371214579
Has a cute butt.

>>371214585
Use this guide.
https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/1z9npl/guide_how_to_use_a_vpn_to_unlock_titanfall_early/

Connect to a Korean IP and restart Origin.
Don't worry, they don't ban for this, the tech support explicitely said so.

Any Vetra 34 yet?

>>371208671
>https://files.catbox.moe/w3lt83.webm

please someone edit a "REEEE" in there

>>371214579
i enjoyed it

>>371211069
Fukin saved m8

>>371214774
put on your headphones my man

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>>371214159
Oh lord jesus

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>>371202704

>>371214705
bioware will never allow it

>>371212245
>you can fuck the turian
>romance options are shit

Vetra is literally the only redeeming part of this game, and she doesn't even get a sex scene
Patch that in and I'll buy this shit game when it goes on sale

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>>371214303

pls son

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2948293/bioware-accused-of-making-mass-effect-andromeda-female-characters-ugly-in-bizarre-sexism-row/

https://twitter.com/biofanofficial/status/817398372344692736?lang=en

>>371214159

Aw shit. That's just crazy carrie. You can find all her videos on MommyLess.

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>>371215129
>he unironically thinks this looks good

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>>371214689
>>371214817
You were right guys

Welp, time to fap

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>>371215129
>>371215219
>>371214238
>>371214303
#NotMyAutismfu

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>>371214159

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>tfw you called Andromeda being shit when it was announced 2 years ago

When you hypebeasts fucking learn?

>>371212291
Fucking saved lmao

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>>371215219

you're saying they did a good job ?

they uglied her

>>371214159
>21mb
What the fuck?

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>>371215396
Why can't girls in vidya ever be as cute as that one?

>>371215573
>video
>21 mb
>What the fuck?
what did he mean by this?
are you surprised is that small?
it's a 2 minutes video.
or did you expect a 8 gb bluray rip?

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>>371215436
No bully pls.

>>371214131
>Why is this scene bad? (besides the bad thing)
You just went full retard.

She looks comfy actually

>>371214159
Why are her feet so red?

>>371202704
lack of interest

>>371215708
I actually thought they were images. I haven't downloaded it yet.

>>371202704
Cyberpunk and star citizen are almost here.

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>>371202704
Autism

>>371202704
a typical Fanfiction.net author, probably imagining how Harry Potter would get Thomas the tank engine Mpreg without hurting the feelings of optimus prime or bowser.

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>''Uhh... Scott, why, why am I heavier? What happened in the cryothing?''

>>371214131
>>371215757
did you not notice her slowly take away some guy's gun without him even trying to stop herit's like it was meant to look like she snatched it but the animator is retarded

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>thread grinds to a halt as all posters fap to an autistic girl attempting to hump a pillow

dammit /v/

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>>371216738
I'm done myself, tbqh.
Should suffice until Sara SFM porn starts coming.

>>371212405
fix eyebrows and jaw and yes

>>371212739
>Colonel! We've managed to avoid drowning

>>371216128
>autistic girl with giant tits
Would have made the game 10/10 imo

>>371215396
I still think it's shit but these threads have actually managed to make a cute character out of it.

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>>371216738
This is why I'll never leave this place.

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>>371216956
Incest could save the game too, tbqh.

>>371216026
>fanfic of how Harry Potter would get Thomas the tank engine Mpreg without hurting the feelings of optimus prime or bowser
to be honest, I'd read it.

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>>371217653
>Sociopath Scott taking advantage of his busty but retarded sister

>>371213470
>the BioWare that made ME1-3 and Baldur's Gate.
Just because its the same name doesn't mean its the same people.
Almost none of the people that were at Bioware during the Baldurs Gate era were still there after DA:O and ME, they all quit because they hated working for EA

>>371217168
>implying these threads arenn't made by EA in an attempt to save the game
Making her autistic will save them for the backslap of such a shitty animation job AND will pander to SJW.
it's genius.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9rFqIw1Yuk

>6:55
>that fucking raptor walk

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>>371217839
It probably exists.
It's what happen when autistic girls end up on the internet.

>>371202704
https://my.mixtape.moe/yugchn.mp4

>>371218003
>ms4

wut

>>371218042
O-optimus no...

>>371202704
Ayy lmao

>>371218113
made succable 4 u

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>>371202704

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>>371202704
I want to protect her autistic smile from the meanies on the Internet. Shame she's in such a shit game.

>>371214775
>the gun

top kek

>>371215608
>Why can't girls in vidya ever be as cute as that one?
Because its not a girl

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>>371218434
SFM will save her.

>>371219094
I hope that they play up her retarded side

>>371213356
I know this is bait. But it's a quote from The Room

>>371219338
She's autistic, not retarded. Be respectful and kind.

>>371202704
Greasy.

>>371207552
>tfw Sara is technically giving /v/ a mental AR/ageplay fetish as well.
Fuck whoever drew this.

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>''Bro is gone doing planet stuff, can you be my bed buddy tonight, Anon?''

>>371219812
>"Bro is gone doing planet stuff, can you be my lego partner tonight, Anon?"
FTFY

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>>371220085
You are not about to let her sleep alone now, are you?

>>371202704
That creepy itchy feeling you get when you stare at something squarely at the bottom of the uncanny valley.

>>371220193
She never sleeps alone.
She has Mr. Tenty, her stuffed hanar

>>371219812
>>371220085
I want to play Legos with Sara and build a space ship with her

I'd make like a stand for her ship so she can display it too, we'll call it "Sara's Spaceship"

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Do not take advantage of autistic people pls.

>>371202704
im more turned on now that i think she's got the downs

If anybody paid money for this shit, YOU are part of the problem.

>>371220458
>Scott always used to break my spaceships and call me stupid. Y-you're not like Scott. I mean, more than just not being my brother, ha ha.

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>>371208936

>>371221149
And there it is.
I have a new waifu.

>>371221180
Perfect.

>>371214159
>http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=03100613848941579483

Well I have a new fetish

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>>371221732
Embrace it.

>>371221853
Looks like Joosten here

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>>371211195

this crop >>371212013 is bigger than this whole image >>371207552
anyone got the full size version of the full pic?

>>371222518
This is the source.
https://bishopbb.tumblr.com/post/158603431827/tumblr-req

>>371222518
http://waifu2x.udp.jp/

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>>371221149
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FEELING RIGHT NOW

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>tfw every time I see her dumb face I remember the faggot who created her calls himself "CurryThunder"

>>371202704
Its all fun and giggles until bioware goes along with the muh autismo angle and people give it a pass.

>>371222903
>that make her more autistic next game
Yes.
This is good

>>371222902
PooInLoo was only the gameplay designer. Also, he got sacked because people were inundating EA with complaints that a company under their jurisdiction was so openly racist. At least that's what I think

>>371222990
My last number will determine her next game autism level. 0 being low, 9 being /v/.

>>371213708
It also literally forces the player to complete it's shitty pointless sidequests in order to complete the main quest

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>>371223073
Still, "currythunder"

>>371208525
Oh my fucking God those facial animations aren't even "uncanny valley"

They're "unpaid intern"

>>371223073
>he got sacked

No, they just didn't renew his contract. Bioware would never fire a PoC standing up to white supremacy.

>>371223203
Oh yeah, no, he's cringe as shit, just wanted to no spread misinformation is all. Fuck that guy in particular.

>>371223254
He didn't discuss it and there's been no comment on his "leaving" so I think he's got to keep his mouth shut or he won't get that sweet sweet severance.

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>>371222038
She does sometimes.

>>371223679
See, right there, having a bit of reflection in her eyes makes her look less like a lifeless corpse. It's still no great, but whatever, she's autistic and this thread is making me feel things I didn't want to feel

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>>371223815
Why not, Anon?

>>371221013
Happily part of the problem. I won't rest until video games are dead forever.

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>>371223915
I'M IN THIS WEIRD PLACE WHERE I WANT TO PROTECT HER BUT KINDA WANT TO FUCK HER SENSELESS WHILE HER BROTHER IS OUT DOING PATHFINDER SHIT

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>>371224164
Her smile > your needs.
Remember that.

>>371224164
Slow down there bro, buy her a Lego set to start and then see where it goes from there.

>>371202704
So is the character actually autistic, or is it a joke that her face model looks so uncanny and unnerving.

>>371224496
She kinda acts autistic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

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>>371224164
Nope, only protecting.
Too bad though, she has a cute, bouncy butt.

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>>371202704

>>371224757
I think that's just a case of some pretty shit voice acting, but I see how people are picking up on the autism.

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>>371225036
>>371224757
>"No I mean, I think you're cute and I like seeing you up here. Also, the accent, the accent is...it's not the only thing but uh... Okay I should just go over there to the piloting thing..."
Autism.

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>>371221149
>>371224164
>Enter thread to join in on the Andromeda shitfest
>Leave, wanting to fuck and protect the autistic girl

Fuck you, /v/

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>''Hey Sara, don't know what that was about, but we heard your brother moan your name in the bathroom.''

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>>371225494
>"Oh, thats um.. I think my brother is a little weird, ha ha!"

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>10 minutes into Lego and chill and she gives you this look

>>371225825
>autistic
>making eye contact, ever

Not how this works

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>>371225947
This look then.

>>371225825
What do you think Sara's favorite lego sets are?
Rock Raiders or Super Miners?

>>371225997
thats better

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>>371225825
>>371225997

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>>371226086
Bionicle, of course.

>>371225375
MOTHERFUCKER I DIDN'T ASK TO FEEL THIS WAY HAHA
I JUST WANTED TO SHITPOST AND NOW MY DICK IS HARD AND I HAVE COMBINATION OF FATHERLY PROTECTION AND SEXUAL URGES

>>371202704
*autistic screeching*

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>>371226086
>rock raiders
Shit was tight, yo.

>>371202704
She looks immature. Like, not more than 14 years old.