>Link is now officially a Trap Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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I wonder how NPCs respond if you talk to them while dressed like that.

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>>368932426
Like you'd expect a /v/ to

>>368932168
i'll masturbate so much playing this game

Guys, I swear I'm not gay but this Link makes me so darn horny. Please tell me I'm not the only one. Tell me this is totally normal for a straight guy.

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>Link is a trap
>Zelda is a BRAP

Is this setting up to be the best Zelda ever?

>>368932925
The definition and social moores of homosexuality do not reflect a society in which Elves exist.

>>368932168
what the fuck

>>368932168
Is he hiding something?

>>368932168
cover yourself up you stupid slut

If this was a western game, people would go nuts over muh SJW.
It's okay when Japan does it.

>>368933907
It's okay because he's cute, western devs can't make cute boys

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>>368932925
I think it's normal

>>368933907

>Japan
>SJW

lol

>>368932168
>now

>>368933907
No, it's how it's presented. He's gotta sneak into a base and fit in or something.

Western devs like to make a fucking huge deal about it and brag about it. That is the difference here.

>>368932168
Been there done that, did you not see Triforce Heroes?

Does this mean fat tumblr whales will like this game?

>>368934219
The opposite.
They'll hate it because Link looks better than they do.

>>368934205
All twelve pixels of it

>>368934613
I don't get it.

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>>368933907
It's all about intent and presentation.

Western devs tend to be pushing an agenda, playing the "progressive" card by shoehorning in token minorities, and presenting them, ironically enough, less as characters in their own right, but as caricatures of that specific group or subculture (this is the "black" character, and behold, the "misunderstood gay." Bonus progressive points are given by slapping as many stereotypes as possible together.)

There's also the tendency of Western devs to design their characters to be as repulsive as possible, presumably in a misguided (and frankly delusional) attempt to represent the "average" or the norm (all the while projecting, perhaps unintentionally, their own inadequacies).

In short, Japanese devs make cute characters that do cute things. Western devs try to shame you for not finding their grotesque genderfluid paninisexual non-binary demi-moonkin to be attractive or endearing in the slightest.

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>>368932925
I'm gay and I wan to fuck both twink and trap Link.

>>368932168
>normie shit

eh

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>>368932168
So does Link get found out when Ganon tries to take him to his bed?

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>>368935367
>tries

>>368934004
source

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DICKLETS BTFO

>>368935975
where are his feet?

>>368936264
Looks like he's standing on his toes.

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>>368935975

There are going to be so many doushinjins of this shit

>>368936264
In the sand?

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>>368932168
>that adorable coy pose
How is Link so cute and perfect?

>>368936709
Made. For. Dicks!

>>368934946
You fell for a shitpost.

>>368932925
you're all dirty degenerates

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>>368932168
>>368932724
>>368935975
I need more.

>>368935975
you're a big girl

>>368934001
>western devs can't make cute boys
This. I can't imagine a single western game with a cute boy like link. It's always a numale or mcbuffhuge or Nathan Drake.

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>>368933907
Zelda devs like irony.

>>368934946
>Japanese devs make cute characters that do cute things
Wow, a far more noble goal than fairness and equality

>>368932724
>tfw no girl will make you crossdress and call you cute again

>>368932168
link is cute. CUTE!

>>368933907
Gooks are too stupid to understand what politics are. Their little monkey brains cannot comprehend the concept of leftism.

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>Shadman knows

>>368938409
It is.

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>>368935975
>mfw the gerudo in this game are "death by snu-snu" tier

>>368938516
Calm down there, Grandpa.

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>>368938409
It's not fairness and equality though, but rather a bunch of self-righteous assholes patting themselves on the back for playing at being bold and progressive.

Characters with no defining personality or traits beside being gay, or some other such nonsense, is in no way pushing the envelope, contrary to what some might believe.

>>368939061
Good strawman, also I like it when instant gratification shallow exclusionary fan service characters make my wee wee hard

>>368938410
Green text it anon

>>368932168
I'm going to make Link my bride!

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>>368932168
Why has Link only gotten gayer and gayer over time?
I mean, I'll enjoy all the porn, but still.

>>368939428
Nothing special all said and done

>Look at Sister and friends during her sleepover
>They catch me
>Grab me and force me in a dress, put makeup and accessories on me
>Spend the night with girls calling me cute and pretty

>>368936489
I hope the artist who did the Silent Hills one with the giant nurse and the guy does one

>>368940309
you should have sported a boner and tried to hide it. Then it would have gotten real. Trust me I'm a hentai expert.

>>368940140

Devs want MORE porn.
Based devs.

>>368935975
Do we have to dress up as a Gerudo to gain entrance to their fortress?

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>>368940369
>Silent Hills one with the giant nurse

Anon, you can't just say stuff like that and not provide some sauce.

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>>368932931
Yes

>>368940140
>straight guys and lesbos get to stare at Zelda's ass
>straight girls and gays get to stare at cross dressing twink Link

It's win win really.

>>368941656
Well that was fast, anyways we're all in agreement that is the best Link right?

>>368932925
It's not.
Sorry anon.

>>368941783
Why would straight girls like a cross-dressing male?

>>368935975
Link is standing like the CIA guy

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>>368942228
>tfw you want to argue that point then remember you can't because you're bisexual
>tfw when you also realize you'll never get to sleep between zelda and link

welp

>>368936264
Stand too long on sand you start to sink

>>368932168
ahoy zeldar

>>368932168
Crossdressing is an abomination unto God.

>>368942872
God literally told me it was ok.

>>368932168

>trap Link
>big muscular Gerudo womyn
>Kass

Jesus fuck there will be tons of porn

>>368932168
Cloud did it first

>>368943119

Not between the two I guess.

Link is made for the dick.

>>368944051
Is there a human form Ganondorf in this game?

>>368943001
I know, your made up god.
>literally

>>368932168
They're just pandering to /v/ at this point. And I like it.

>>368932925
Being perfectly straight is overrated

>tfw no link bf

>>368942228
okay so replace cross dressing Link with shirtless and sweating Link and there you go

>>368939298
>exclusionary
I'm sorry nobody finds you attractive. It's because you are objectively ugly by natural human sensibilities.

>>368944301
No.
Did you watch any of the trailers?

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>>368942897
Zelda is a filthy girl! nasty!

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>>368932168
>red text

They know.

>>368942407
she's a big girl wearing a mask.

>>368932168
can I fight ganon wearing this?
Does he rape me if I lose?

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I just want porn of Gorons gang banging Link.

Why is this so fucking hard? OoT has been around for like 20 years or something like that. Get the fuck on it.

>>368946019
>we will never have worldwide cd orgy apocalypse
Why even live

>>368940369
You mean the guy who drew the one of the giant Tanuki girl fucking that small dude?

if there isn't 4 terabytes of SFM porn with this link model one month from now I'll be PISSED

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>>368932925
That's weird anon. You aren't supposed to think boys are cute!

>>368934946
>Western SJWs pretend not to be degenerate
>Japs are just flat out degenerate

Really activates the almonds.

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>>368932925
You're gay.

>>368934946
I honest to god can't see any way his comment is grounded in reality. What games are you playing???

>>368946824
>taxi

>>368946824
SONNYGERS CONFIRMED BLACKED KEKS LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>368932168

Shameless SJW propaganda from Nintendo. Not going to buy this shit on release 100% will wait when its around 50% off.

>>368934004
I don't understand how anyone could prefer BotW Link to HW Link. He looks cute and feminine in HW. In BotW he just looks like a skinnyfat manlet with overgrown blonde hair.

>>368946824
>halo
?

>>368932925

haha

>>368947315
Japs don't do traps for social justice reasons, they do it because they want to fuck them. I doubt any gook drawing trap doujins is also shilling for gay rights.

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>>368932168
>now

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Gays win again

>>368947519
>they do it because they want to fuck them

So do SJWs.

>>368946824
>Taxi
The fuck Xbots on?

>>368932168
Based fucking Nintendo giving artists more sexy outfits for Link to wear.
Already hard.

>>368932168
botw buying into the 'trap' psyop.
pre-order canceled, fuck fags

Any either (or any) of the streams back up or did they give up with NOA?

>>368932925
Everyone is roided up with chemicals inside them to activate whenever something is pleasing. Also you were a trans, then turned into a post op hormone therapy and all. It's normal to find either sex attractive.

I personally don't see a point in traps though. And I've only ever considered OoT Future Link and Twilight Princess Link to be attractive. And that was mainly just the art. The models do nothing for me. Kinda like the images of DOA girls; the model in motion ruins any actual appea for me.

Now if only the graphics weren't total shit.

>>368947893
Your not one of those realismfags are you? The kind that looked at Wind Waker and said "No Way Fag"?
That kinda Fag, are ya?

>>368933907
This is just as much SJW as the Cloud disguising as a girl in FF7 in that one main story mission, and I don't see people screaming SJW agenda over that part. But I forgot, it's Nintendo doing it, and it's only worth getting upset over if it's them.

>>368947426
>Compared to other consoles

>>368946824
>Black is on Sony's list
>Not a single videogame search on their list
And they have the gall to call other console fanbases cucks. Oh the fucking irony.

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I just want boys that look like boys.
Is that so much to ask?

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>>368949086
now THIS is some sick degeneracy right here

>>368949086
You can play like...literally any other game then?

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>>368949086
play Horizon then

>>368945170
Yeah man, and Zant was the final villain of Twilight Princess.

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>>368949330

>That face

Shieeeeet

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>>368949086
But he looks like a boy.

>>368949330
He said he wants boys to look like boys, not women to look like men.

>>368935975
>not 6' and 5'11

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>>368949330
>>368949656
How did the future negros become even more negroid?
I thought that shit was supposed to dilute down

>>368932931
BRAP?

>>368949802
He looks like Saber drawn with a crayon.

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>now officially
He's been one since 2015

>>368949330
he said boys not monkeys

>>368949086

But he clearly IS a boy. A very cute one but still a boy. This will just be a short game section but just enough to create much porn of this and satisfy your crossdressing link urges. Just enough that you can enjoy him in both.

>>368934004
For the love of god, source. Don't leave us hanging.

what is a brap?

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>>368932168
>>368932724
>>368935975
>femme trap link
>towering muscular gerudo warrior girls

Holy fuck it's like this game was hand crafted to give me an erection.

>>368950994

fart sound.

There are fart fetishists. Yeah...

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>that one 3DS game with dressup mechanics was a test
>now they are going to make Link dress like a trap in the actual "canon" Zelda games

I hope this fucking explodes on Nintendo's face.
The gay bait is too obvious.

>>368932925
happens to me too, japs draw a grill and then say it's a boy, i've never felt atraction for another man and never will, same goes for kids.

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>>368949971
its current year+the future, negros just concentrate even on white countrys like Iran!

>horizion zero dawn has sjw bullshit
>/v/ freaks the fuck out about it

>breath of the wild has you crossdressing
>"lol no problem here u guize :^)"

IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

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>>368932925
I want to _______ Link

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>>368934004
>can only find the cropped picture
the full picture doesn't exist, does it?

>>368951878
>SJW
>traps
Those are too seperate things.
/v/ loves traps, because we are all gay.

>>368951471

I think Nintendo saw all that cute boy competition and wants to establish Link as THE king of vidya qts everyone is gay for again.

>>368951958
brutally cripple

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>>368951878

>>368951649
Why do hijabs annoy me so much? I can stand literally any other progressive shit shoved in for diversity but the sight of a hijab irritates me the first time I see it.

>>368951878
Good try! Welcome to /v/!

>>368938410
Gross. Crossdressing boys are meant for boys. Hetshit is impure and disgusting.

>>368942605

Is Fizzgig autistic?

https://youtu.be/M1FCqDJMWgY

>>368951878
HZD has ugly characters, is sex-negative, and preaches modern feminism.

BotW has cute, sexy boys that you can strip naked or dress like girls. It has characters who specifically want the Link dick.

There's no competition. I want to impregnate Link's tight asshole every day for the rest of my life. Not even the sexiest girl in HZD does that for me. No homo tho

>>368932925
You're gay, or at least biscum. Liking boys is always gay, no exceptions.

>>368952264
final stages of islamaphobia setting in, mental illness basically.

praise allah

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>>368949086
That's exactly what Link is. Boyish crossdressers are top tier.

>>368952694
Some iterations of him are, this one is just a little fag.

>>368952264
It's a religious statement thrown into your face, a statement that show she's proud to be worth only half the value of a human being.

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>>368952865
That's a good thing. All crossdressers should be cute little fags.

>>368932925
Depends on what you like about Link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

TL;DW: It's fine to be sexually aroused by feminine boys, that's not gay, it's just a sexual illusion. It's gay if you like manly men, though. Hairy / fat / muscular males, especially.

>>368934004
All I ask for is a source anon. Pls respond.

>>368952694
If the only way you can tell it's a guy is from the lack of tits then he's not boyish.

>>368952264
Outside of truly oppressive governments, they are adults making that decision for themselves and just living their lives. It does not affect your life in any way and there is no reason to have any serious sort of emotional reaction to it. I really don't understand why so many people get so riled up about this.

Again, this is assuming it's a choice, obviously

>>368953058
Wrong. Liking boys is gay. Period. They don't stop being men just because they put on a skirt. If you pick a man in a cute outfit over a woman you're acknowledging that men have better figures and pull off the look better than women. Which is true, because all women are ugly as fuck. But you should just accept who you are.

>>368938409
Aren't they actually showing fairness and equality by not shoving it in your face and screaming about how progressive they are? That things like crossdressing and homosexuality just happen in their worlds and nobody bats an eye?

>>368940890
Yes. That's what OP's pic is all about

>>368953132
You can tell he's a boy because he has wide shoulders, a thin waist, and a cute face. Women can't have any of these things.

>>368932168

Man, that shit they put in the water is really fucking over the current generation of males

>>368953121
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=ganondorf+link&commit=Search

have fun

>>368952316
Is Sans Ness?

>>368953121
or if you only want THAT specific picture
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5569516

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>there's already fanart
Wew lads

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>>368932168
Every thread until it's Link linking with Ganon's cannon is canon

>>368953303
No, you retard. God, you're so small-minded. Can you only think in absolutes? Can you not imagine even a hint of nuance in something as complicated as sexuality?

If you pick a feminine boy in a cute outfit over a woman as your sexual partner, you're gay, because you're romantically fucking involved with a man. If you choose to JACK OFF to IMAGES of feminine boys in cute outfits over women, then it's more complicated.

You can't conflate actual romance with masturbation. The two are in completely different dimensions. If I get aroused by the image of a hyperfeminine boy, that's just a consequence of how the male sexual brain works. If I actually fall in love with a real boy, that's a completely different thing. And believe me, the thought of actually being in a relationship, even having sex, with a real male human being, makes me sick to my stomach. But 2D isn't reality. 2D is caricaturized and idealized.

Stop seeing things as black and white. There is nuance present in almost everything. You can fap to cartoon boys and not be gay. Insinuating that all there is to sexuality is who you jack off to is absolutely fucking insulting to gay and straight people alike. Actual interpersonal relationships are the most important part of human sexuality. Masturbation is fucking stress relief, not a litmus test for your entire life.

>>368953287
>It does not affect your life in any way and there is no reason to have any serious sort of emotional reaction to it.
"Sympathy is worthless."
-Anon, 2017

>>368953828
Didn't read, but you're stupid. Come out of the closet.

>>368952264
It's an overt display of a foreign culture. The people shoehorning it in deny the foreign part because they believe that the places they live, work and often set their games in (the west) is and should be multicultural. It makes you angry because they think that shoving it in will somehow change your mind or force you to accept it as normal.

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>>368935437
Even Google got trapped.

I want to cum in Link's boots and observe his reaction from afar as he slips them back on.

>>368953575
>being this slow
>posting a smaller version
>>368941656

>>368953927
How about you get a real argument, fuckface.

>>368953828
>being this far in the closet
ur gay

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>>368932925
your 2D sexuality and 3D sexuality might as well be different things.
i love cute boys in 2D, 3D are all mental defectives limping around in thier mother's high heels.
its not black and white anyway you tard. more like a percentage. 98% straight and 2% i want fuck link into a coma.

>>368953828
>You can't conflate actual romance with masturbation. The two are in completely different dimensions.
Being attracted to boys makes you gay. Stop trying to do mental gymnastics and just except that you arent straight anon, no one even cares. Its fucking 2017 and you are on a board full of people who fap to traps and yaoi shit. Just stop with the embarrassing mental gymnastics.

If you find someone attractive when you know they are male then you are atleast bisexual. No ifs and or buts.

I say this as a trap who passes pretty much 100% as a girl.

How do I hack my WiiU and get this game?
What do I need?

>>368953698
Is there a higher res version of this?

>>368938409
If this was the goal of the SJWs yes, but its not.
All they're in for is some red problematic pussy.

>>368953698
>shadow link

HNNNGGGGGGGG

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I await the inevitable creation of 12 foot muscular garudo dickgirls shoving their foot-long cocks in any hole Link has to offer.

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>>368932168

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>>368953828

>get called gay by some fag on /v/
>reply with shittershattered wall of text trying to explain how you're not

>>368949951
its dick sizes

>>368954323
>futa
Gross. Women are still shit, even when you give them dicks. Link belongs with Ganon or Dark Link.

>>368954395
>getting this triggered
Futa is pretty much the patrician taste of hentai. Normal yaoi shit is pure plebian

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>>368953828
good post anon

>>368946824
>hentai shemale
is... that supose to be "futa", because those are two diferent things

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>>368954218
I haven't been able to find one sadly, but I did also come across this.

>>368941112
Yes he can he gave you info you need, to find it on sad panda.

>>368933907
If it was a western game you wouldn't have to dress up as a girl because the Gerudo culture would be gender fluid, in fact they have 4 different genders, all equal in society but none of them quite matching male/female. Also Link is gay and Zelda used to be a guy.

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>>368954475
Objectively wrong. Pure yaoi is the highest tier and most patrician taste in existence. Futa is just garbage hetshit for plebs who are dumb enough to think women aren't uggo trash.

>>368954153
You don't get to declare truths on the matter because you're not educated on the topic. Studying sexuality is incredibly taboo, and what is "common knowledge" has been formed by hundreds of years of blind fucking fumbling.

Now there is actual fucking science out there that explains that, no, things aren't that fucking cut and dry.

You're the worst type of person - an ignoramus. You willfully ignore proof and methodology because you have fucking preconceived notions of how the world works. You can have your fucking opinion, but don't you dare go around with your stupidity and claim that it's truth.

>>368954475
futa a shit. boys belong with boys, not abominations.

>>368954597
Link is gay, though. In pretty much every game.

>tfw no 9 foot tall bronze gerudo muscle goddess to bully your dick

>tfw no slim sexy blonde twink fuckboi to bully with your dick

>>368954843

>linkjoinsisis.jpg

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>>368954510
A lot of outfits can also be dyed, hence why there's so many different colors for most of them.

>>368954496
Or they could be looking for shemale stuff drawn by japanese artists.

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>>368953062
Please fucking don't.

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>>368954612
>Pure yaoi is the highest tier and most patrician taste
>t. forever alone permavirgin
kys
>>368954696
>because you're not educated on the topic.
Im literally a trap you inbred. Iv dated both men and women and had sex with more people than you have seen IRL all month.

If you are male and are attracted to someone that YOU KNOW is male then you are 1-3 on the kinsey scale.
Now kys

>>368954983
>bislut
absolutely disgusting. kill yourself ASAP.

>>368953062

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

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WOW why is link so lewd?

>>368955090
>gay fag this easily triggered
Enjoy aids and knowing any guy you'd ever date would drop you in a second for a trap like me. Must be embarassing to have such a shit tier sexuality.

>>368946153
Gorons aren't remotely attractive and honestly you're really just asking for pictures of a bunch of retards boning an elf man

>>368955206
>admits to being a huge slut
>thinks they aren't the one with aids
Proof that bisexuals are literally subhuman. Kill yourself, unironically.

>>368954983
>Iv dated both men and women and had sex with more people than you have seen IRL all month.
This argument just demonstrates how fucking unintelligent and uneducated you are.

We're not TALKING about interpersonal, IRL relationships. We're talking about jacking off to pictures. Nobody fucking disputed that being attracted to real life men is gay. Of course it's fucking gay.

The argument is about whether or not jacking it to an image of a feminine male is gay, and the latest science suggests that it really isn't. Masturbation and real life preferences are distinct, they do not necessarily go together.

Being male and having a boyfriend is obviously fucking gay. Fapping to cartoon males is not gay. There are different effects at play. Straight men can very easily be aroused by images of "gay" things. The top four most-searched sexual organs by straight porn viewers are dicks, tits, asses, and feet. Straight males search for "big dick" porn. Why? Because it's part of straight sexuality to be aroused by images of dicks. That doesn't mean that if you saw a real dick you'd be aroused, because there's a different context. But for jacking off, there's nothing "gay" about it.

There are nuances present that you are seemingly too stupid to fucking grasp.

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>>368955206
how are bisexuals so fucking disgusting. seriously follow everyone's advice and end your hideous existence.

>>368946824
Xbox is the thinking mans console

>>368955119
Unavoidable side effect of constant rape.

>>368955360
>>thinks they aren't the one with aids
Well i USED to be a slut , but iv been dating the same girl/trap for the past 2 years strictly monogymously and got tested for all STD's a year ago. I was clean as could be ;)
Its really not hard to stay safe when you arent a gay fag asking for his neg hole to be pozzed.

>>368955468
you're gay, anon. stop lying to yourself.

>>368939298
If you exclude yourself from playing a videogame just because it has something you personally find distasteful in it you're playing yourself, same as the idiots who refuse to play a game solely on the grounds that it has gay people in it.

>>368955583
Get an actual argument or you're just a shitposter.

>>368954153
I like your no bullshit atti-

>>368955206
Hold up. Why do traps have so little chill? I think passable traps are a miracle of the universe, but they never have any chill. I agree with you on the matter, but god damn. Just ignore the shit flingers.

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>>368955206
>>368954983
>bisexuals actually act this way and think it's acceptable
You and everyone like you belongs in a gas chamber.

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>every time a zelda game comes out /v/ explodes into an orgy of gender and sexuality discussion

>>368955468
>We're not TALKING about interpersonal, IRL relationships. We're talking about jacking off to pictures.
I know that you probably have autism from this post but: the attraction a person has for porn pictures and the attraction someone has for a person IRL that makes them want to date/fuck them IS THE SAME THING. Way to show you are such a virgin you have never had any irl experiences.

You think i fap to different people than i have sex with? Arousal doesnt suddenly do a 180 when you are with real people.

>>368953828
>There is nuance present in almost everything

Yeah, and that nuanced dick in that picture is still a dick, faggot.

>>368953062
>I'm in need of a good gap
Fixed that for ya, you dirty birdie

>>368955482
Sounds like a salty forever alone gayfag whos upset he will never ever get laid.

Must be embarrassing>>368955629
>but they never have any chill
Im not trying to have chill. /v/ is a place for shit posting is it not? If i want to chill i go on /u/

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>>368954347

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>>368955887

>>368955629
Because trannies are disgusting mentally ill freaks. What you really want is a crossdressing boy, not some attention whoring shitposter like who you responded to.

>>368955707
>still being this triggered
God i cant imagine how upset you must be knowing there are people out there having sex while you just sit at home raging at anonymous people on a mongolian chopsquad knitting forum. Go get laid, you will mellow out

>>368955976
wouldnt it be weird to feel something alive crawling around inside your lower intestines haha

>>368938516
>Disregards lefties
>Tiny brains

pick one

>>368956049
>>368955887
>>368955550
>ur trigrd get laid
You're simultaneously embarassing yourself and proving them right. Sex isn't the answer to everything, you aids ridden tranny fuck.

>>368932168
>game leaking shows a bland, empty, lifeless game

>shills move to showing a trap link

pottery

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>>368956040
>t. salty crossdresser who doesnt pass at all and gets triggered at those of us that do

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>>368955729
>the attraction a person has for porn pictures and the attraction someone has for a person IRL that makes them want to date/fuck them IS THE SAME THING
And scientific studies say YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG.

Your fucking personal anecdotes are worthless. Your personal experience is not science.

In fact, here's one exact reason WHY your personal anecdote is worthless - YOU'RE NOT FUCKING STRAIGHT, YOU IMBECILE. How the fuck can the opinion of an admitted sexual deviant in any fucking way reflect the sexual behaviors of the sexually-average? Answer: It fucking can't.

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>>368956195
>>368956049
>>368955887
>>368955550
Holy shit, trannies need to be put in death camps as soon as humanly possible.

>>368951878
>one game is full of sjw propaganda full of dog ugly characters
>the other is a fantasy story full of typical Japanese norms with hot characters
>hurr durr hypocrites!

>>368956149
>you aids ridden
Reading must not be your strong point huh. I already told you, i was tested and im completely clean. Being a non gayfag i dont sex without condoms. Thats a gayfag thing.

Also i never said sex was everything, im simply taunting people like you who got so triggerd so easily at the MERE MENTION that someone was out there having sex.

Stay mad hun.

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Did /v/ turn you gay anon?

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>>368932168

Link AND Zelda have been genderfluid since the 64 days. Step up Senpai.

Nintendo has always been pretty friendly and open to the gender spectrum.

>>368956219
The most masculine Link since LTTP, yet still cross dresses convincingly.

>>368956393
I've been a fag since forever.

>>368956263
>And scientific studies say YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG.
Post them. Il wait.

>>368956040
It's almost like years of being ragged on for being an ugly dude in drag left them shallow and conceited as they sacrificed all other facets of their life for a single remaining quality that they can incessantly fawn over to reduce the dissonance in their minds of a single, painful truth:

There's no substance to their character.

>>368956323
Damn son careful with all that edge. Dont you have homework to be doing?

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>>368956219

>>368956527
>It's almost like years of being ragged on for being an ugly dude in drag left them shallow and conceited as they sacrificed all other facets of their life for a single remaining quality that they can incessantly fawn over to reduce the dissonance in their minds of a single, painful truth:
This is some awfully specfic projection anon. I mean i knew i was talking to a salty crossdresser who didnt pass but theres no reason to make it so obvious.

>>368954843
Link confirmed terrorist.

>>368956465
I already did. Holy shit, did you seriously just jump into the middle of a conversation without even looking at the context?

So you:
>are uneducated on the topic
>don't know what the topic actually is
>believe that personal anecdotes about the topic constitute actual evidence
>refuse to accept any viewpoint as even potentially valid but your own
>and now, haven't read the previous fucking two posts about the topic

You seriously believe that you have a leg to stand on here. You seriously believe that you are qualified AT ALL to have this discussion. You are the lowest form of trash. You are the braindead stagnation that has washed over the entire fucking world and turned what could have been a utopia into a living nightmare. I am depressed by the fact that I even have to share a planet with people like you.

If you are seriously this fucking ignorant about a topic, here's a thought: DON'T FUCKING ARGUE ABOUT IT.

>>368956397
I thought Nintendo was a christian company that hated gays?

>>368956323
>It's edgy to realize trannies are wrong.

>>368956853
>I already did.
No you didnt. Post it again then.

> into the middle of a conversation without even looking at the context?

The context didnt really matter for what you said. You made a very specific claim, that masturbating to pictures of men on the internet makes you not gay. Im laughng at the sheer amount of unprecendented mental gymnastics you are employing rather than just admit that you arent 100% straight. You are reaching levels of denial that shouldnt even be possible. You are so deep in the closet you came out the other side.

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>>368956960
That's NoA.

>>368956656
>Whats the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?

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>>368956960
Well they do like putting them in their games, usually as a punchline.

There is literally nothing wrong with being bisexual.

>>368956656
vei?

>>368957086
>You made a very specific claim, that masturbating to pictures of men on the internet makes you not gay.
Yes, because it doesn't. Gay people DO do that. It doesn't make you NOT gay. But it doesn't make you gay, either. It is more nuanced than that.

>Post it again then.
What the fuck makes you think you deserve that? What about me has given you the impression that I think you're worth more than dirt? How fucking audacious can you get? You barge into a conversation, WILLFULLY ignore the context, and now you expect me to provide that same context to you again.

No. I'm not going to fucking feed your anti-intellectual bullshit. You can click on the reply links until you find the fucking Youtube video. It's not exactly hard. Or you can Google it yourself, it's called "A Billion Wicked Thoughts". It's a Google talk. They have a book as well.

>LOL YOUTUBE
It's a recording of a presentation done by actual researchers.

>>368957186
You can buy a fucking house?

>>368957761
>Yes, because it doesn't.
Dude, you're bisexual. Get over it. No one is going to read your massive amounts of damage control. Just come out of the closet and stop shitting up this board with your denial.

>>368935975
switch the sizes around

>>368957891
Stop spreading misinformation. There is already enough ignorance about human sexuality without you adding more shit to the pile. You can look up actual research and see the actual history of the science, or you can continue holding your own mistaken preconceptions.

You will choose the latter, because it's more comfortable to you. You will willfully choose to spread and indulge in ignorance, even when others show you the way. And that's what makes you an inferior person.

>>368958136
I dont know how many times it needs to be told to you before it sinks in but YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT. Straight men do not masturbate to traps by definition. They are straight, they are attracted to women.

>>368958136
>/n/n poster
>authority
hillarious.

>>368957186
>>368957762
>can buy house
>cant get a weapon with infinite durability

>>368957005
You replied to yourself fag

>>368957370
There is everything wrong with being bisexual. This thread proved it.

>>368958301
Is the master sword not infinite?

>>368958481
But it didn't, it just proved your a cherry picking faggot who ignores anything that doesn't support your point

>>368957370
>being bisexual
Can we please stop with this meme.

>>368958481
Hey not all bisexuals are trans or sluts.

>>368953828
This scares me
Because I find cute boys in 2D art hot I decided to try dating men and am currently in the midst of doing that. If I'm not actually gay I'm afraid I'm just wasting their time

>>368958695
I am

>>368958659
If i fap to both men and women then is my sexuality a meme?

>>368958701
DESU maybe you are bisexual and better off dating androgynous guys/trannies

>>368958523
It can't break but it won't always be at full power I believe.

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Based Nintendo

>>368958876
Nobody is better off dating a disgusting tranny.

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>>368954983

>>368954843
>hips
BONER NO

>>368946231
Wait, kemono tanuki or the touhou one? Becuase thats two different artists

>>368938697
Better yet, Eli does

>>368959814
>Eli
?

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>>368956393

I can't find the last chicken for the guy in kakoriko.

Where the fuck is it
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>368956393
I currently have a bf and this all started when I started fapping to traps in threads posted here.
Image is too accurate

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>all this bickering and no cute Link posting

For those who have a Wii U retail copy, does the gamepad show nothing aswell? The whole slate screen gimmick seems made with it in mind but it shows nothing to me.

>>368960085
>tfw stuck on orange for five years

>>368960583
Same but 2 years. Nothing gay about it bro!

>>368955714

>every time a zelda game comes out /v/ explodes into an orgy

>>368947226
Honestly I think Playstation is just the Negro's console of choice t.bh f.am

>>368935975

day 1 buy for me. this sealed it. dem brown bitches.

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Is this what you want

The elephant boss gave me cancer

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>>368946824
>hentai shemale

>>368955629
nice ones are often quiet about being traps (not always though)

trust me, i'm cute but also a total bro. Don't give up on the girldick my friend

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>>368961195
He needs to dance.

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>>368961195

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>Bellydancer twink Link in a back-to-its-roots Zelda that finally spins out of the ALttP formula.

I'm starting to worry that this game is just an elaborate ruse you're all playing on me. Surely something this fucking good can't exist.

>>368932168
Welp. I'm sold gotta buy it now.

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>>368960732
>>368960583
>by day
>by night

how can ones taste vary from ultra gay to straight depending on the sun

Who gives a shit about trap link. I just got past that part, and the important thing from that section is... fucking gerudo lolis! Cute little adorable delicious brown lolis. Oh my goodness.

Even the leader of the gerudo is a kind of loli, just not as young as the ones in the town. Fucking glorious.

>>368961916
>liking girls
projectilevomit.jpg

>>368960085
been in green for a while now. Am I gay?

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>>368932168
It's not really anything new

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As a PC gamer, I sincerely apologize. After this thread, I will never make fun of Nintendo ever again.

>>368961982
Yes.

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>>368961994
>that bulge
>those muscles
>that blush
>those thighs

>>368946824
>Tiny teen huge cock
My first thought was futa.

>>368953901
>assuming it's a choice
Do you also have an angry emotional reaction to monks who go live in solitude?

>>368962648
Monks that live in solitude aren't shoved in my face for no real reason.

>>368962934
Do you get mad at Christians who wear crosses or say prayers in public?

>>368953828
nigga u gay

>>368963363
absofuckinlutely, i key their cars, take mail out of their mail boxes and toss it away, fuck them

>>368963363
I've never seen that, there are mostly niggers where I live.

>>368952264
It's the perfect example and symbol of diversity being pushed and defended at the cost of established values of the west, even if you have to flip reality on it's head.

>>368952264
Blatant hypocrisy.

>>368953698
Hmmm what great rpgmaker assists....

>>368953568

Hey I made that

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>>368953568

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You guys need to find a crossdressing boyfriend

Thank you for this thread OP I will now worship Nintendo and lick Miyamoto's boots

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>>368953828

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>>368964553
No, I need to find a boyfriend that likes crossdressers.

>>368961195
I want to rape his cute girly ass!

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I see the Nintenjew masonery is at work by inserting homosexual agendas in our childrens games. Oy vey.

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>>368965878
>pol ruins yet another thread

>>368965878

I personally welcome our new qt fuckboy overlords.

>>368966162
They probably would have saved the thread from the tranny attention whore if they showed up. Oh well.

>>368966162
>it only took 333 posts

>>368966472
yeah christ we talked about videogame characters for almost 6 and a half hours, how horrifying. it could of been jews instead