Pre-AGDQ hype thread #2

autism

>>363148615

>prevent cancer
>end up supporting it more than anything else

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>>363148763
Fuck, was just typing that.

Trannies

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Is Miles really a "woman" now? Jesus Christ, this shit is going too far.

It starts in a couple of hours, right?

>undertale is the finale
Why? It should go in the indie game block, not the finale.

>>363148615
I'm only going to watch Borderlands 2 and only because my husbando Bisnaps will be there to watch it.

>>363148904
thicc

I think Narcissa is beginning to look slightly attractive. Kill me.

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>>363148916

>>363148904

He is a (((woman))).

>>363148916
If by a couple you mean 14, then yeah.

>>363148615
>runs

Nobody cares about the fucking runs. The only reason I watch GDQs is to observe the cringe.

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>>363148904

It better all be a big fucking joke

He's still listed as "Miles" in the schedule, a decisively male given name. Surely it's all an act.

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Is Mirrored still alive?
I sure love /v/ GDQ threads.

>>363149030
Do people still make cringe compilations? I can't find any longer than 3 minutes.

>>363148615
The lineup is extremely bad this year. I mean they're playing fucking Grief Syndrome at one point.
Probably won't watch. There is a Hitman Blood Money run, but that Finnish guy already did a fun run of it a few years back that is very unlikely to be topped.

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>>363149054
>"Miles" in the schedule, a decisively male given name

>>363149067
Got kicked out of the community by Cosmo, then Cosmo got kicked out of manhood by John Numbers. I hope Mirrored makes a return.

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>>363149054

y-yeah bro, it's just an act...

Is there going to be an awful games done quick segment?

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>>363149162
The entire marathon is a cringe compilation.

>>363149216
JOHN FUCKIN' NUMBERS.
I hope he does too.

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>You will never watch UltraJMan speedrun Pole's Big Adventure at AGDQ 2012 for the first time ever again

I know the guy is infamous, but it was my first time seeing that game, and to be honest, I feel like he did a good job of showing it off.


Fuck, the early GDQs were so fucking good. The last time I felt any amount of excitement for a GDQ was AGDQ14, and that lasted right until it actually started. I remember waiting for AGDQ15 to start hoping they would've learned, but it only got worse.

Now I only care about moments like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys

>>363148615
Why are all Americans fat ?

>>363149197
Her name is Tails you big dummy

>>363148973
Is that the OP girl? I'd dick that thick t b h. She just needs some flattering glasses.

>>363148615
Will she be getting done quick?

>>363149197
Yeah? Tails is a boy anon what are you on about?

>>363149256
>waiting for female prez
>next show
>no election talk

Sore fucking looser got booty blasted.

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>>363149256
>while waiting for the election of the US's first female president
>please no election talk
fucking kek

>>363149286
Yeah, but I don't want to watch the whole thing or give them viewership.

>>363148937
$$$

The wagecucks that donate to the event will pour in to leave donation comments expressing their love for this shit

>>363149256
>he's streaming metroid prime 2 at agdq this year

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>>363149256
>Waiting for first female US president
>Please no election talk

>>363148904
>>363148972
>>363148992
>>363149054
>>363149197
>>363149256

Which one's Miles? I-it isn't the fat dude........ right???

>>363149321

we live it up

>>363149315
that guy's clutch metroid run a few years back was the peak moment of these marathons. been downhill ever since

>>363149310
I don't even hate Cosmo or trannies, they don't know what they could be doing though. The last thing you should do when you're starting to feel depressed is to start taking pills that fuck with your hormones. There are going to be a lot of suicides over this shit.

>>363149475
it is, it's this guy. Sounds like Gabe Newell with a lisp.

https://youtu.be/qeSsa2Ab94s?t=1558

>>363149336
>Is that the OP girl?
No. Narcissa is Cosmo.

>>363149475

MilesSMB, he's notable for running Prime and Prime 2. He's been at it for a LONG time too, I'll be upset if he really did go nuts.

>>363148973
You're becoming a tranny. Good job faggot.

>>363149557
here already have been. Most trans people kill themselves pretty young. Their life expectancy is like 30.

>>363148951
Are you retarded? How is it even related to discussion, you illiterate fucking mong?
Hitler was a literal who before he became a next anti-Christ, so you don't even know what defines a "powerful" person either. So I guess in your libshit view a culture exist whenever and changes chaotically, but some "powerful" people (attaining that status is also a magical rite) can change it somehow.

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>>363148904
>>363149256
I didn't think speedrunning could disgust me any more than it already has

>9:59 PM Tetris with Cardcaptor Sakura: Eternal Heart KevinDDR, EnchantressOfNumbers

I'm in

>>363149586
Not just the Prime games, but Super Monkey Ball as well (hence SMB)

>>363148904
>someone this fucking ugly is now a transwoman

holy fuck, this is gonna be a trainwreck

>"xe" fell for the tranny meme
>xe ruined xer life and pretended to adopt a faux-sexuality, just for faux-attention and faux-prestige
>implying that trend will last beyond a couple more years anyway

>>363149661
Please stop parroting this misinformation, it comes from a study that just listed everyone who failed to reply to a follow up survey 5 years later as a suicide without actually checking to see if they were really dead, just to make their numbers more dramatic
captcha: nursing rections

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Post your favorite old GDQ pictures.

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>>363149782

I always assumed it was for Super Mario Bros.

I seem to recall him doing Pikmin too.

>>363149310
You meant John Goldberg?

>>363149842

Do you think we are past the peak of the trend?
I kind of feel like this is about it.

Its going to be extremely amusing in the coming years to watch these lives end themselves in some form or another.

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>>363148524
>just a desperate bid for attention and validation by people who never gotten it, mostly because why would they, they haven't done shit to deserve it

well yeah exactly. Just like many women, that's the reason they try to emulate them.

Think about it like this. Imagine if a good chunk of the population is on welfare. They don't have any outstanding skills and don't have any particular achievements under their belt. They just exist and get paid for existing. And then the other half has to work their asses off to be at a decent enough level to live comfortably. So what's going to happen? More and more people just tap out and go on welfare because it's more comfortable than working your ass off. And at some point it reaches a tipping point and all those poor sods that work their ass off get angry and realize that they are getting fucked over. They have hard work-morale, they do their part in keeping the economy stable and more and more people out there don't just go on welfare, they get actively fucking praised for it. They get praised for being "brave" about it and all those people who are "normal" and work day in day out get told to just shut up about it and keep working.

If we are really concerned about stopping the tranny epidemic then women have to be held to a higher standard and not be allowed to be leeches.

Did you know that women benefit the most from all forms of government funds while paying into it the least? Healthcare, education, affirmative action are all funded mostly through the money that was earned by men.

Of course there are going to be people who just tap out and become part of a group that shoulders the least responsibility in society with the largest benefits. We saw the reverse happen in mostly patriarchal societies in the past and right now in middle-eastern shitholes where there are women who are not transgender but pretend to be men to get some of the societal freedoms and benefits of being men.

>>363149661
That's what sucks about it. They aren't pretty or too pleasant to look at at, but I would still watch Cosmo run a game even as a chick at GDQ. But nope, now he doesn't come any more, right when he decides to become a woman.

I'll still watch Miles too. Well, at least I'll watch the game and try not to look at his poor excuse for a woman, but this is a dude who's been at the even pretty much every time speedrunning Metroid Prime, gets to talk to the Retro devs that Skype in, and does a pretty good job at running it. Now I guarantee this will be his last because he'll be too depressed or some shit next event.

Can someone post that video where the guy announces his boyfriend becoming a girl

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>>363150030
>That's what sucks about it

>>363149571
>finding a tranny attractive

Lmao nigga you need to go outside.

>>363150016
This would make sense if transwomen significantly benefited from welfare.

>>363149875
I don't know if what he posted is true, but there's no way fucking around with your hormones can be good if you're already depressed, which is the majority of trannies.

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Reminder that the glory days are gone.

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>>363150124
Not the person you replied to, f am. I think trannies are disgusting, too.

>>363150179
Going on estrogen actually typically calms mood swings. Women going on testosterone are horrible to be around though.

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2013 was the best GDQ ever.

>>363150171
not welfare, I used welfare as an example. Healthcare is not part of welfare but it's effectively similar if certain groups of society benefit the most from it while other groups that benefit the least contribute the most to the existence of it.

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>>363150179
>this must be the way it is because it's common sense! The human mind and body always work according to common sense

>>363149960
>Do you think we are past the peak of the trend?
>I kind of feel like this is about it.
Same here, it's dying out.

Imagine - people had their dick removed just so people would respect them and give them attention for a few months. And just think of all the people who are late to the party and just started "transitioning". Imagine their shock when nobody cares or respects them for it anymore.

>>363150016
keep a full time job an sell drugs with the money. fuck the police dudelmao.

Pay bills with legit money and everything else is free.

only stupid people are poor, not just women. swn

>>363149315
Compare this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka85VEpUN88
>no one takes a dumb memegame seriously and just have fun
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKOldBmq4M
>corporate event where two big twitch sellouts commentate the run super seriously

What went wrong?

>>363148615
It hasn't already been a year since tranniversary has it

>>363150382
I miss blueglass
I know he was annoying but for a while he seemed like the mascot of GDQ
rip

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2013, behind the scenes.

>>363150451
I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of why someone would undergo surgery that costs tens of thousands of dollars, but go off.

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Will Mia and Mia be there?

>>363150218
Based Mirrored protecting the Triforce. I miss him. I used to be on Cosmo's side, but in the end, I don't think he did that much wrong. He wasn't Chibi-tier, and didn't end up being a cheating faggot later on.

Cosomo was a total fucking dick afterwards too behind the scenes. He demoted Mirrored or something on SRL over it. He made absolutely no attempt to smooth things over even though Mirrored apologized right on the spot.

Never even heard of Mirrored since, but I still feel sorry for him after four years.

>>363150615
blueglass was the endearing kind of annoying
banning him was just reprehensible. It's like when bullying the youngest child in the family gets taken too far one day and the whole family is ruined.

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>>363149887
>no darkspine sonic this year
i miss him, i really do

When is Trump going to remove trannies from speedrunning?

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Will Cuckster ever run at a GDQ again?
Will he bring his wifes son?

>>363150016

I completely understand the allure of it, I admit to be even attracted by it before.
I don't even mind if they do it - I mind if they lack the self-awareness about it though, a lot, they want the station of women - but you WILL NOT get it by being an uncanny/ugly tranny and telling everyone you are trans.

If you have the goods, have the money, have the actual mental fortitude and have a realistic chance at not looking like a freak, go do it, its no skin off my teeth. If they succeed they may even get what they wanted or something close to it.
But most of them seem to have been convinced, and I don't think by themselves but by shapeless, formless, faceless support groups on the internet, that as long as you claim to be trans/female, you will get that station and treatment you always wanted.

And on the internet - and only there, they do, from these faceless people - who really just want to make themselves look/feel better through "supporting choice" and whatnot.
Its that gigantic lack of self awareness, coupled with the same sized need for attention in all forms is what makes these people worse than trash.

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>>363150127

>>363150765
Why did they ban him?

>>363150696
also this the retarded autists at GDQ seem to usually be in the category of "couldn't get girls and mistook their fetishes for what actual trans people go through, because they are autistic and can't understand their own emotions"

Usually they think of themselves as ""transbians"" and they aren't getting their dicks cut off, they fetishize being a girl with a penis.

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left or right?

>Werster's fiance has her own son
>She's from Germany

Will werster be raising a MENA boy?

>>363150696
Are you denying that there is an unnatural rise in "transgender" people lately? Most of them are fakers, just jumping on board with the trend, because they're histrionic as fuck and just need attention.

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>>363150810

>>363150531
There are still some decent ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg6Egs1SPeM

>>363150918
He was getting more positive attention than the hate filled SJW shrews who took over the show and claimed all the autistic speedrunners as their beta orbiters

>>363151012
my test is fairly high so left for me

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Never forget.

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>>363150824
>Werster returns to GDQ
>His wife and his wife's son on the couch
>He announces that his wife is transitioning to a man

>>363150451

Yeah, people get bored of this shit, even those who like to pretend to be supportive, one thing to pretend to be progressive and fawn over the first few "brave heroes who dared", and another to give a shit about the 50000 fucks who are tagging on because it seems to be working, like most of these speedrunning trannies.

Miles especially shamelessly tries to use it for actual monetary gain lol.

>>363150696

You are underestimating their delusions I fear.

>>363150918
i think he's just banned fro mth emain room
probably because of his laugh and people calling him annoying
you can occasionally hear him in some new runs and its kind of depressing

>>363148615
I WANNA MASH SOME LEAN PORK BADLY

>>363151012
Whichever was born female, I guess.

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>>363151012
Gonna have to go with left.

>>363151093
GDQ was so much funner when it was gay. Now all the gay ones changed genders so it's straight again.

>>363150834
yeah, the point is that most of them would never be accepted as women by men. There is a small sub-set of tranies that have extremely feminine facial features and bone structure to begin with and after they gotten some surgery and took hormones people can't tell that they aren't born women. But those people are the minority. They are usually already attractive to begin with and turn themselves into what appears to be an attractive woman.

>>363151093

Dats pretty cute

>>363151030
Nice hypothesis bro. Mine is that due to more media coverage, the same number of people who have always felt that they weren't born right or whatever have an identity to cling to, and due to the relative success of the gay marriage movement, they feel that they can openly declare themselves trans.

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When fun was still a thing.

>>363149286
He is still with tolki.

>banning YSG

Yeah fuck GDQ

how do people feel about dram? i always found him to be both very talented and also very normal.

>>363151389
>even the guy who literally turned it into a NO FUN ALLOWED event is having fun in this GIF

Jesus.

>>363151012
Why not both?

>>363149067
He knew about the dangers of speedrunning and jumped ship before it was too late.

Why didn't we listen.

>>363151490
JUST

>>363149321

burgers forgot how to cook themselves

also forgot how to exercise

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Quitting a run, literally storming off with his ass exposed.

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RIP Controllerhead.
He died trying to save speedgaming.

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can't wait for all the degeneracy

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Is there a list of the tranny runners?

>>363150127
I admire fatman's cutting form at least.

>>363151490

My mate in uni tried that soylent shit (well it wasn't soylent but a very, very similar brand.) It's very nutritious but holy shit does it get bland to chuck that shit every fucking day. Even with the flavors it's still bland as shit.

>check list
>nothing interesting

Oh well, maybe SDGQ will be better this year.

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>>363149887

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>>363151490

>>363151236

Aaaahh, but here comes another downfall of our current society, we men are soooooooo fucking thirsty, and men can REALLY fucking lower their standards when thirsty.
The FO3 dude with the tranny gf?
Really? REALLY?
And the tranny is fully fucking validated because this bald guy IS giving him the attention he wanted.

99% of trannies are not passing, but I'm sure a good amount of them could get banged by a dude once they have all the smoke and mirrors of being female down.

In the end - you had to have good features to start with to end up looking good, which would've also meant that you would've been a handsome/cute guy at worst (which as a gay guy is my main problem here anyway) and these people will not be in the situation most of these trend-trannies are, girls would've fawned over them at some point already - they would've gotten the attention that the others lacked.
So when this happens, I credit it to actualy gender dysphoria.
Rare like a fucking unicorn.

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CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SPEEDRUN
TRANSITIONING, RESETTING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY PUCCI STARTS BLEEDING

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>>363151850
kek

>>363148615
What ironic hats

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>>363151850
Please do not fucking do that ever again.

>>363151923
Not bad

>>363151012
whichever has two X chromosomes

>>363151338
>>363151338
Well, keep telling yourself that. Everybody who isn't in denial and has a shred of emotional intelligence can already see the clear truth. And it's becoming more and more acceptable to not deny the simple truth for the sake of political correctness. The transgender spring is running dry. People don't feel any more sympathy for some "dragon-kin" who wants to be called "xer".

>>363151412
Wasn't when he left that things started to go down the shitter and turn into absolute PG-13?

>>363151703
Isaac is a shitty speedrun game. He was complaining about the computer being too good since it didn't have slowdowns like his toaster to make it easier.

Then years later they tried Rebirth at the event and it ended up being an unseeded race, so two people were basically just playing two completely different games. They said it's because one could see the other and know what's ahead but nigga, just have them face different directions or something.

>>363152134
his profile picture looks like a gayer justin trudeau there

>>363152018
>>363151923
>>363151850

He got cosmetic dental surgery so now he doesn't look like that anymore. He looks like a passable female nowadays. He still gots a dingle donger though

>>363152134

He actually looked pretty cute as a guy with that hair.
This blonde shit with black roots clamped over his face is like the worst thing he could possibly to to himself.

>>363150646
What happened to Sig? He'd make a much better tranny than Cosmo.

also Jiano

>>363152162
He never "left", he just hides from the public eye so that he doesn't have to answer for all the money he collects from GDQ events.

He even attended a recent GDQ, although he of course kept a low profile. He's the reason that the event is still no fun allowed.

>>363152346

Sig is a tranny.

>>363152134
I forget who posted it, but someone made the same tweet but with a Nyquil, and the reply said
>Congrats on your transition from awake to asleep!

>>363151864
>Aaaahh, but here comes another downfall of our current society, we men are soooooooo fucking thirsty, and men can REALLY fucking lower their standards when thirsty.

probably because we are biologically wired to be that way or the species wouldn't survive.

Well not all men of course. But enough men act like that so women don't have to deal with those people that don't validate them for being golddigging whores. For every guy that has standards (and isn't a fat neckbeard that pretends to have standards) there are 10 guys that don't have any standards and don't give a shit about personality and sometimes even looks. Like there are some people who literally don't even fucking care if it has a hole and a pair of tits. And sometimes even the tits are optional.

>>363152134
>I'm so messed up I take pills XD

So in 13 hours right?

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Why are they banning fun? Why were there so many trannies that could barely run their games last year? Will they just keep shoving more SJW shit in their until it becomes some kind of let's plays?

>>363152352
I thought romscout and someone else were in charge now.

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>feasel doing three runs
At least something good is coming from AGDQ this year.

>>363151750
No, but there is a list of tranny nutters:

OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling

CURED
Missy

Add to this, if someone is missing!

>>363152134
He had been painting his nails and shit for years before this. I wanted to believe that he was just a freak. He even had a girlfriend. Fuck man this shit has me so fucked up

>>363152310
twitch narcissawright

bullshit it's streaming now and hasn't changed

>>363152570

Is that the guy who called Chibi's mom because he showed his dick to a minor?

>>363150218
tfw i know cygher irl

>>363152490
Because they have to maintain a clean, sterile, family friendly image. It has gotten too big now and they want to be respectable in the eyes of other people, ie no fun allowed.

>>363152405

The vagina is optional too these days, this is a bit beyond just "wired for sex". I'll not say that I even begin to understand all the complex parts of our lives that contributed to this, but it is definitely our society and our lovely lovely new internet that is changing us in these ways.

Pussy on the pedestal, and now the men who used to put it their want to climb up next to it.
Pretty fucking weird world to live in.

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something to keep you occupied for the next eleven hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiqMPHrts1Y

>>363152576

Jesus fucking christ thats a gigantic fucking list.

>>363152620
>He even had a girlfriend
It's Adrians fault he's the way he is now.
She filled his head with so much tumbler bullshit that he actually started to believe it, and become a mess.

>>363152678
I don't know, but I wanna know this story.

>>363152576
Hey, don't put Withelde with the nutters, she was a girl before it was a trend. She's just a tranny who happens to be an autistic speedrunner, not an autistic speedrunner who become convinced he was a tranny, like the rest of them.

>>363150759
what did this guy supposedly do to piss off the tranny?

>>363152576

as if you needed any more proof that speedrunners are mentally ill

>>363152691
>>>363152490
>Because they have to maintain a clean, sterile, family friendly image.

>Tranny degeneracy everywhere

MOTHERFUCKER THERE ISNT A GODDAMN MARIO MAKER RELAY RACE?! What the fuck are these stupid tranny fucks doing

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>>363149887

>>363152576
>CURED
>Missy
Explain.

>>363152576
>Miles
Now I haven't been following runs for a year or so now, but what?

People joke about autism but like wtf is up with that and agdq? Like it's a disporponate number of people with various disabilities.

Like God damn I mean it makes sense autistic ocd people would be good at this, but that many and like there really aren't normal people at these things. It's fucking weird....

You would think if your mad autistic you might play like other games where you can at least win money like shooters or mobas.

I dunno thank God for these guys entertaining me but wtf.

>>363152635
I'm a compulsive liar that does nothing better to do with my time and lie about things I don't know anything about because I have nothing to do with my time and my irl friends are too busy doing things that doesn't include me so I'm sitting here in the middle of a satturday night bored out of my mind shitposting online on 4chan when I could be doing something productive with my time like actually playing a video game or any other hobby of mine of my choosing.

>>363152576
>CURED
>Missy

How so?

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I'm thinking I'm going to make a non-cancer thread sort of like the "comfy" threads for E3.
90% of what you faggots do is talk about gossip like teenaged girls while you ignore the games.

>>363152857
people who obsess over them are just as bad ya know

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>all this talk of the speedrunners whose lives went to shit
>no mention of funkdoc

>>363152942
Beating a game as fast as possible is a really clear and measurable optimization problem which appeals deeply to the autistic mind.

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>>363152741
christ

>>363152915
see
>>363149256

How long til start?

>>363153004

>when that one announcer called him "fuck dog"

>>363152910
He stopped pretending to be a female. He was sane enough to understand you can't fool people with that stache.

>>363152994

brb hrt

>>363153020

I get it, but why not apply that to a game where you can make money? Play a moba or counterstrike. If you're gonna autisticly waste your time why not put it towards something you might be able to make some coin?

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>>363152741

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>games done quick
>the first few runs last hours

>>363153107

>twitter full of selfies dressed as female

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Name one (1) better speedrunner.
Pro tip: you can't

>>363152942
all the normal people have been banned for making jokes during their runs

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>>363152978
>Just ignore the trainwreck of human madness and political madness and watch this person run a game in the exact same predetermined way they always do and see if they can do it a tenth of a percent faster than they usually do also my entire family died of cancer lets kick cancer's butt and kill the animals!

>>363152978
If you care about speedruns go to twitch. No one here runs anything themselves so discussion on any game is impossible. Gossip is all there is to this shit community.

>>363153107
So he was only crossdressing and never lopped it off? That doesn't sound right. I don't think there's a turning point once you lop it off.

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>>363153062
What I see is a person who is completely, 100% normal and definitely does not have a mental illness.

>>363152910
>>363152975
He stopped labeling himself as trans and said he's just a dude now.

So he's just a crossdressing faggot boy now which at least isn't as bad.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO COMMIT SUICIDE THIS YEAR!

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Why is everybody's favorite negro not on the schedule?

>>363152831
When Cosomo was still a dude in 2013, he was speedrunning Wind Waker at the event. Mirrored would sometimes chime in with the commenting, saying what just happened and how Cosmo fucked up. Cosmo eventually got irritated and said something like "This run is going very well, it's hard to comment with other people commenting and the donations being read" and such. Which wasn't that bad, but thinking back on it and how everyone had their torches and pitchforks out for Mirrored and Cosmo did nothing to ease it makes him look like a dickhead.

It was not like the Caveman/Chibi incident. Caveman is a nobody who speedruns shitty games at the event while everyone is sleeping. It was just two no name autists getting in a fight.

In the Cosmo/Mirrored incident, Mirroted was pretty much completely exiled from the community as Cosmo is the almighty king of speedrunning.

>>363153004
Did something bad happen to funkdoc? I remember enjoying his Castlevania runs

13 hours or 37?

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>>363152978
Maybe because these events for most part stopped being a showcase of skill and rigorous training so 90% of the time you are seeing a tranny or a literally who doing a let's play. There's nothing to talk about that.

>>363153004
Funkdoc was still more of an FGC guy who just kinda shoehorned himself in to speedrunning, to me at least. But regardless, yeah, Withelde destroyed his living situation. He's probably alright now.
>>363153171
You can get dosh from speedrunning if you run certain games and are good + consistent. Cosmo could be rolling in money deep enough to begin investing if he had kept playing Zelda and not gone crazy.

>>363153171

>why not compete against 9999999 people at being good and winning
>when you can stream yourself autistically playing the same game against yourself and get less but sure money

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>>363152827
>she

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>>363153089

Bout thirteen hours I believe.

>>363152910
He said he realized he didn't want to be a biological female, he just wanted to be cute and get attention

>>363152741
>>363153062
So when he commits Sudoku there's gonna be a million articles posted about how he was bullied into it and gamers are transphobic, right? And completely disregarded the fact he was being pumped full of hormones?

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>>363153318

>>363153325

I guess admitting to being an attention whore is a step forward.

>>363153394
I want some publix chicken

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>>363153363
He became an SJW and hooked up with a transsexual who ruined his living arrangements and it took him forever to recover.

He's still an SJW.

>>363153435
Duh.

Might as well say Hello to Kotaco right now.

>>363153350

Because he can't speedrun for shit anymore and there's no Mario Maker block this year.

Also probably a deliberate decision to reduce Trihard emote spam.

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>>363153394
>Publix Pepe

>>363153363
He became a huge SJW, drug addict, and just a faggot overall.
Real shame too, I used to get matches with him from time to time back in the day in old poverty fighters.

>>363152978
Where's the fun in that?

>>363153505
>triggered by jokes about fried chicken
what?

>>363153542
word

>>363152576
So, only two of these will be in this marathon:

EnchantressofNumbers and Miles

Then, only two trannies this time?

>>363153542
Winn-Dixie is better
Publix does have better fried chicken and subs though

>>363150531
Bonesaw was the highlight, his removal is indication of the downward trend

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Narcissa replying to youtube comments on his twitch as we speak

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>>363153242
I wouldn't say it's full, but the list wasn't made by me.
I vaguely recall he became a twink instead, which is still degenerate but isn't relevant to the Official Tranny Nutter list.

>>363153657
Who watches that?

Finally Undertale

And it's the finally aswell this year will be one of the better years just for it being ran

/r/ing the drawn image of cosmo (pretend female) that he acknowledged

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>post yfw we see Miles for the first time as he is mid-transition

>>363153524
I don't even understand how that emote is still in twitch. All it's used for is to make racist comments.

>>363153350
He's pretty much left speedrunning at this point. He sold out and went the personality/variety streamer route. He's sponsored by some eSports team. All he does is stream Mario Maker and have #RealTalkYa'll sessions with his predominantly white tween fanbase.

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>>363153708


Not that it'll have much effect, /v/ keeps posting ugly trannies in all the threads I'm in.

>>363153650
I respectfully disagree, but WD does have some ballin' roast chickens for dirt cheap.

>>363149286

Did we ever find out what happened to the girl? Is he still with her?

>>363152576
wait wait wait
these are all speedrunners at agdq this year??

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>>363153731
>All it's used for is to make racist comments.
>tfw BigNig emote is gone forever unless you sub to him

>>363153708

He would still be like 300 pounds

I'm still in denial

>>363153245
all the people who beat his times after he gave up.

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>>363153708

>>363153812
Yes, they're Mormon so they're not allowed to get a divorce

She also put on weight

>>363152741
>>363153062

This is actually really creepy. There's nothing more off putting than watching someone slowly go nuts.

I hope its comfy, should have started this teusday or something though, now my university is starting up again.

>>363153731
because twitch only removes global emotes upon request, and TriHex probably thinks its fucking hilarious

>>363153308
thats not actually an option though since you people go there to

>>363153657
what video i want to shitpost on strema

>>363153245
what is zfg

>>363148615
>2 hour borderlands 2 run
Would have watched if it was 15 minutes

>>363153657
Tell him to reply here instead.

>>363153708
wait miles is a trans now? He was based, I hate him now.

>>363153858

And you know theres literally nothing you can say to them that'll make them introspective about it, instead of butthurt.

>>363153831
>after he gave up.
Had he not gave up, he'd still be on top.
>>363153898
A washed up has-been running a category he made up himself so he can have his world rekky back.

>>363153524
why would they drop the mario maker block, that was literally the best part of last years marathon

>>363153871
I'm certain he does. I remember he used to make racist jokes on his stream and called out people who got offended. Pretty based outside being a huge sellout.

>>363153820
It's just a generic list of tranny nutters tangibly related to speedrunning.

>>363153795
It's mostly the Winn-Dixie brand products. Their frozen pizza, cheddar cheese, popcorn, you name it, blows Publix name brand products out of the water.

>>363154067
>Had he not gave up, he'd still be on top.
Maybe, maybe not. He still only ran no-skill bullshit meme games, so it's not like being good at them is impressive anyway.

>>363153759
>white tween fanbase
I always assumed most of his viewers were nigglets.

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This is my first time seeing one of these events

Is this shit always this cringy?

>>363154067
>washed up
>easily the most consistent OOT speedrunner

>>363153505
>>363153572
Over the past few months, I have realized how easy it is to manipulate people, and how easy it would be to start a cult. Funkdoc, to me, seemed like a cool guy, sort of nerdy, but someone who probably is quite opinionated in private, and is probably pretty strong-minded.

But no, most people are so hysterically delusional, you could just go up to them and start telling the most blatant lies, and they'd believe it. You don't even need any elaborate "tricks", to trick people into having certain feelings or thoughts. Just go up to them and bullshit them in the most flagrant way possible, and they will believe you.

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>>363148615
games have gotten kinda stale. I'm actually going there in person for the free 4/10 pussy. For a non-beta this event is a great place to get your dick wet.

>>363154231
it reached an all time cringepeak last agdq
this one may top it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO297Kf5YGM
When will Fakku sponsor GDQs?

>>363154231
No.
It wasn't really bad until AGDQ14.

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>>363148615
i wanna smash all their faces apart with a hammer

>>363153325
Wait so was he always just a crossdresser to begin with? So how many "trans" closeted faggots actually go through the procedure?

I unironically love GDQ twitch chat. It's the only reason I watch this no fun allowed shit.

>>363154231
no
in fact its not very cringy at all
its just a few people who obsess over the worst parts
in fact if you go look up "cringe compilations" you'll see that half the clips are just people sitting on a couch playing games

this year is definitely gonna be bad though

Is there even anything worth watching?
I'm looking through the schedule and nothing is looking too interesting

>>363154271
How did he get a cute foreign girl like her in the first place?

>>363154231
Kind of. It used to be more tolerable because it was just some faggots on a couch. Theeeeen it became a tryhard corporation to make money and fun was banned.

Kind of like natural cringe vs forced cringe

>>363154415
for the autism anon, like all of us

>>363154231
Every year it gets worse. Most people if not everyone worthwhile has already stopped attending the event. We only still watch it to see how it will manage to beat last year's cringe.

>>363154067
>Had he not gave up, he'd still be on top.
He's a half retarded alcoholic, why do you think he'd be on top?

The only reason he was ever good was because noone else ran the games he ran, and then when people slightly less mediocre than him got a shot at them they got too optimized for him to handle.

>>363154432
It's not hard to get cute girls if you're Mormon

But the catch is you have to be Mormon

>>363154294

I'm surprised they never flat out banned Trihex for this.

>>363154415
>not watching in the event that some run goes to complete shit like the """pacifist""" Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, the MY TRANS GIRLFRIEND Fallout 3, or that genderfluid faggot running NSMB2 where his 3DS shut off

>>363154415
Metroid Prime 2 gonna be pretty good.

>>363154271
>4/10 pussy
>not a beta
don't kid yourself. even betas can get a 5/10 without much effort

>>363154109
too much fun

>>363154451
This. Gonna play EU4 with no music and just have AGDQ on my second monitor. I'm not glued to the event any more like in years past.

>>363154231
The events are streamed pretty much nonstop and there are a ton of runs so there's bound to be cringe and drama and shit. I remember one time the fire alarm went off during the event

>>363154557
>even betas can get a 5/10 without much effort

>betas getting laid
>betas getting laid without much effort


dis bizarro /v/?

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>>363154641
>I remember one time the fire alarm went off during the event
Good times.

I miss the fun. Sure it's autistic, but at least it was fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaQdE8M6UNc

Now there's just so much unfunny, untalented cringe.

>>363154451
>>363154532
I'm not going to watch it just for autism, I can check that later from a video that will undoubtly be posted all over /v/

So far the only ones that seem interesting are the TASbot runs followed by DS3 after it and the CCS tetris because I'm a filthy weeb

>>363154764
>that one guy that tried to become an "epic meme" for going back to get that cat plush

https://www.twitch
.tv/siglemic

what does it mean?

>>363154850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzs0dEE_9A4

We need more instrument playing while running.

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>>363153464
I usually go for the chicken tender sub

I still think nothing will ever beat CGN's runs in terms of pure skill and clutching. That dude is a machine and it's a damn shame he hasn't been back in years.

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>>363153858
It's great.

>set-up lengths are confidently shown as 5 and 10 minutes
How about half an hour for a 10 minutes memegame?

I'D

>>363154162
>tfw there's a Publix and a Winn-Dixie across from each other a few minutes from my house

I want narcissa to squat over my face just so their taint slime gets on my nose

>>363155125
Please, this isn't ESA.

>>363155167
Narcissaposting needs to stop.

>>363155167

absolutely sickening

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>>363154953
>it will never be as comfy as it used to be
These days it's all memes and e-celeb degeneracy and shekels

>>363154953
That's what was cool about that place. There was a piano there all the time, I think, so why the fuck not use it for fun? I remember AGDQ2013 during the bonus stream (another fun thing axed) when you could hear a bunch of people in the background out in the hall playing A Whole New World on the piano and singing along. I think Trihex, AdamAK, Peaches, and Werster were involved, but don't quote me on that.

Don't get me wrong, they could afford to have a piano brought to this new event. Hell, there might even be one there. But if anyone was playing it, the place would have been too big anyway. I loved that this comparatively tiny place allowed you to know everything going on. We got all kinds of behind the scenes shit, people streaming in the practice rooms or just walking down the halls and shit. I miss it.

>>363154271
be sure to go after speedrunners' gfs and cuck an autist in the name of 4chan

>>363155159
Same here. Where do you live?

I miss werster

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fucking lol

Daily reminder that the ((Prevent Cancer Foundation)) is a horrible money scam and questioning anything about it will get you banned immediately.

>>363155474
Jacksonville with our shitty football team...

you?

>>363155526
>memetale is the finale game

Yikes

>>363155476

Werster is a cuck, though...

>>363155335
>no more comfy events
>no more understreams showing the other rooms and runners when they're practicing
Real shame.
>>363155378
Yeah. The smaller venue was definitely better, you could really get a feel for everyone there, and they really seemed to be enjoying themselves.
I guess it's for the best that they got bigger, but I'll never not miss the old events.

>>363155476
Too bad he doesn't miss you, because he has his wife's son to take care of.

>>363155578
Outside of Daytona. Guess it's not too weird to have them near each other, competition and all.

GREETINGS FROM GERMANY MY FAMILY DIED OF CANCER DONATING TO A GOOD CAUSE LET'S KICK CANCER'S BUTT. SAVE THE FRAMES KILL THE ANIMALS

>>363148615
>witwix will never run boshy again
it still hurts

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Do we know what Miles looks like now? I want to see the trainwreck.

>>363155474
>>363155578
manatee here
you faggots are making me crave a roast beef sub

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>carrying about GDQ after fat chinks and trannies ruined it forever

Why even bother?

>>363155749
>Why is this allowed on twitch?
Because Twitch has went full circle, and become JustinTV again.

>>363155752
i tuned into his stream a few days ago and i guess him a jen broke up. feelsbadman. his stream is pure cancer now though.

So what do these faggots gain from doing charity?

>>363155698

thats pretty cringy bro

>>363155673
I'm from a beachside town in central FL, and there's a WD, Publix and Walmart all on the same street.

Shit's awesome.

>>363155884
EXPOSURE

>>363155864
I'm just waiting for him to play Mario galaxy. He said he would this year.

>>363155884
Pussy, money and fame.

>>363155862

kek, its entirely true

anything for profits

>>363155749
He was banned 3 times already, but his acc got reinstated after twitch introduced "IRL" category.

>>363155526
>ending not on LTTP or Super Metroid or even FF6, but on fucking Undertale
they might as well just have a seal of kike approval in the upper right corner of the stream at all times at this point.

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>>363155968
>"IRL"
That's not a game

>>363150531
the octodad one is actually super comfy
unlike all the forced-interaction, super serious runs i've seen
should i watch the older gdq's? i've only been aware of its existence since like a year ago

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>>363148615

What was the name of the one autist who sits for every single playthrough?

When I saw him getting kicked out I knew AGDQ was dead

I'm really looking forward to fortified zone by my main man @cruelfancybaron
That game was a childhood classic, can't wait to see how much he destroys it

>>363155921
Damn, I'm trying to figure out where that is. I know the entire coast of central Florida but can only think of the Port Orange and New Smyrna Wal-Mart. Though I know there are more.

>>363155749
>cosmo desperately trying to be funny with youtube comments

Someone end this man's pain

>>363156073
Well maybe I should have been more specific, I know all of Volusia County's coastline since I've been here my entire life.

>>363156048
Neither is 'social eating', but that's still a category on Twitch.

I wish I was joking.

does cosmo still have a dick or did he get it chopped yet?

>>363155531
sadly the only charities that aren't scams are the ones that are going to causes that won't help anyone in the long run, like doctor's without borders or all the other ones that "help" starving africans. And by help them, I mean help maintain their population at a level far beyond their lands' ability to support, at outrageous cost, and which results in mass starvation and anarchy and death the moment the hand me outs stop coming. This doesn't help any more than helping a strung out junkie by giving them their fix.
A charity that actually wanted to help with education, equipment, and hardy GMO seeds to get some fucking agriculture going on that damn continent. that wouldn't work though because nigs are violent savage incomplete humans with no pride or empathy or moral compass who genuinely prefer hand outs and banditry to being taught how to provide for themselves

>>363156064
bluegrass

>>363156048
No but it is a way for Twitch to get money by just letting camwhores go full whore without the pretense of "playing games"

That stupid eating shit was just a test run

>>363155673
They're definitely competing with each other. The Winn Dixie went through some renovations and opened back up as a Super Winn Dixie with pizza stations and buffets and such even had that chef Curtis Stone come in.

A few weeks later Publix completely redid its deli creating its own buffet line, offering like premium meats and toasted subs. Its pretty nice.

>>363155814
>boars head roast beef and provolone with publix horseradish and mayo

so damn good