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SGDQ 2016 - The Death of Big Jon 2016-07-09 02:01:06 Post No. 344353871
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Mario Maker on
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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Memes
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Niggers
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first for WAOW
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o shit waddup
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>>344353871
The worst SGDQ since last year
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>People hating on this block of mario
>Being this autistic
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WHERES EGORAPTOR??
HE WOULD LOVE THESE SICK MEMES
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I hope they play Super Khold World next.
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Who /wanttokillanyonewhosayswaah/ here?
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UH HUHUHUHUHUHU
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This announcer has the most annoying way to speak, it makes me want to fucking yell.
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>Jonathan 'Big Jon' Manning, popular speedrunner and Twitch personality, found dead in his hotel room at age 27
holy fuck it's real
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why is he so bald
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>>344353950
keep the o-dawg coming
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>>344353893
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>>344353986
well I do like memes!
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>>344353986
I'm just here for the O-Dawg.
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Reminder that if you don't think this is great and are making fun of people having fun then you're "that guy".
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I wish I was a cute girl.
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>watching the stream and not 4chan for once
Feels nice.
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Dat boi is shit normie confirmed
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first for trans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdXsTZY_R8s&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z12luf4zer3ww5je223rwj1xrsrhcn4ar04
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Was Mario Maker a mistake?
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>>344353871
POST YOUR BOYFU BEFORE THE HOMOS FLOOD THE THREAD
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>>344353986
>not liking let's plays
>autistic
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>>344353986
Who are you quoting?
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>>344354084
Absolutely not.
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List of good runs (not necessarily in order):
1.) Deus ex
2.) Jak and Dexter
3.) Star Wars Academy
4.) Probably something I missed that was actually decent
5.) Mario Maker
that is all
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Which Mario game was the visuals for the last level using?
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>no battletoads speedrun
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they should have it so that like, when one team beats the stage the other team has the remaining life to beat it in which case the stage is a tie
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>>344354084
Not for jewtendo, they made millons with it
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>It's a NSMB level.
End my life now.
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>it's a 3d mario level
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>>344354040
>wow anon you sure must be the life of the party
Why do normies say this
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>>344354105
Are speedruns any less autistic?
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>nsmbu physics stages
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>>344354064
literally made me close down the stream and I didn't open it for 24hours. no joke I cringed that hard
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I could turn on trihex or witwix if i wanted to watch mario maker
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Any sightings of plaid girl since last night?
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>>344354031
>mfw I've seen this thumbnail twice and both times my first thought was she had cum dripping down her chin
The mind sees what it wants to see, I suppose
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Fuck
How many stages are there? I've gotta go to the loo
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>>344354115
Literally everyone on the last thread and you know it sperglord,
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>>344354040
>being a tasteless faggot because you don't want to have an opinion in front of other people
I bet if they just started streaming paint dry you'd have to be some loser not to appreciate it or else you'd be "that guy"
Kill yourself you retarded faggot
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pretty epic speedrun desu
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>>344354050
It's a good feeling.
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>>344354138
>Mario Maker
>good
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how good is nsmb
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Help Cirno find her frog!
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>>344354138
(You)
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>>344354064
>mfw I watched that live
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Should I keep watching Mario Maker and then Pepsiman or should I just play Pokemon Go?
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>>344354064
That guy is more of a degenerate than the "girl".
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>>344354198
Just do it in the streets
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>>344354170
>>344354176
Are you some how me?
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>>344354198
11. They're gonna be here for a while.
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>>344354051
anyone with a brain already knew that, it just started getting spammed here overnight
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>>344354150
SMB3
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>>344354138
missing tropical dong
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>>344354173
Nope but that's what SGDQ is for
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Has Owen Wilson said anything so far?
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>>344354213
>implying this isn'tfun
it's basically the closest to the feeling of old GDQ crowd participation we've had in a long, long time
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>chronic fuckin destroying
god damn
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CHOOOOOOOOOKE
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>>344354084
No.
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Give me your tears haters
Why do you hate this mario maker?
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>>344354164
NSMB has wall jumping.
>>344354204
Look everyone, it's "that guy"
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OH NO
WAHWAH
OH NO
WAH WAH
OH NO
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>>344354173
Speedruns at least show demonstrations of skill. Lets plays often do not
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>>344354186
They would be better at it too unfortunately. I thought there was going to be sick bantz or interfering on a small level. This is just boring.
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>>344354232
go play pokemon you might be able to solve a murder mystery
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CHEEZED
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>>344354326
I don't hate it, it's just not fun to watch let's plays.
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>>344354267
That's what slot #4 is for. I didn't see that.
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What's the point of this being a relay? Doesn't having more than one runner per team just extend things because they each need to learn the level individually?
I like the hype but I don't really like seeing people fail at something over and over.
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Cosmo/John Numbers Mario Maker rematch when?
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Does Mario still say mama mia?
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The only people hating on this run are edgy tryhards
If big jon or trihex was here you'd be cumming out of your twinklet boipuccies
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>>344354189
Shes too busy getting plowed by Chad.
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hahaha these guys are such FALs (failures at life)
so much cheese. i think i need to go level up.
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>>344354326
It's more popular than the things they like and they're afraid it will push real speedruns out.
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Coming through with a classic
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>>344354287
It's closer to the feeling of watching unregistered hypercam 2 let's plays
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>>344354390
Will cosmo lose her transisioni she loses again?
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>>344354349
>sick bantz
yeah no, thats frowned upon in current GDQ standards
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Well at least the audience is alive for once this marathon.
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>>344354340
Wall jumping is shit in NSMB. This level is proving that in spades.
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Is my idea or is the IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER on the left side?
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>>344354405
big jon yes. fuck trihex
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>finally does the trampoline trick
>dies
SGDQ everyone
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>>344354410
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>>344354390
There is no more Cosmo.
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>>344354425
Feel bad man. Just give this nigga his frog back man.
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>>344354405
(You)
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what the hell is wrong with that girl's voice
what the hell is wrong with the way she speaks, it's like she's overexcited and angry and yelling without really yelling and chewing something at the same time I hate it please make it stop please
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>chronic solo carry team losebig.net
also pie just suicide because he knew he can't do the spring wall jump
thats how bad the rest of the team is. it is horrible
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>>344354390
never.
it can never happen again, since cosmo died.
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I want Dan Salvato deep inside my rectum.
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>>344354395
He just says Letago nonstop now until he's on the verge of tears.
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>>344354437
aka old GDQ events
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oh fug id's close
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>>344354513
it's true tho
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>>344354405
This desu
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>>344354390
>cosmo
who?
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>>344354194
Same, holy shit
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its usedpizza vs kronic
why have 4 players
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>>344354513
(Me)
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cute girls
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>>344354405
big jon's only """appeal""" is that he's a big, stupid nigger.
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>>344354326
Personally, I don't find constant failures entertaining at all. Even though the levels are hard.
BRB, gonna watch some Completionist and try to find VOD of the ZX Advent run.
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>>344354549
no that was a speedrun marathon
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Does the woman read all donations or just a random one?
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> last part is too hard
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does /v/ seriously hate this run? how is this any different from the jak and daxter one
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>>344354176
> not knowing that Mario Maker physics are the same no matter what it looks like
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10 reddit gold says that the secret level is the last one.
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weh intensifies
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>that donation that's a shoutouts to the guys in charge of game audio
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>>344354542
HOWEVER
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>>344354260
I mean, I already knew. However, god damn is it annoying to see normie faggots spout that garbage thinking that meme is hot shit.
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>>344354478
SHE'S BACK
MY GODDESS HAS RETURNED
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>>344354589
Looks like a female Chibi
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>>344354579
(thou)
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>>344353871
>Voting to save the animals
>Which means you want to kill frames
Why do faggots do this?
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>>344354575
hey don't forget our boys patty and pie
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>he actually hit the spike there
woah...............
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>>344354636
this run takes skill, for one
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>>344354589
what a painfully average-looking person
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>>344354425
Frogs have a surprisingly strong meme game.
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Post yfw when Kronic LITERALLY carries the underdog team to success
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why didnt they make this john numbers vs cosmo smfh
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So guys, how many naturally born female speedrunners ran games this year?
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>>344354609
whose most mentioned highlights are about fucked up speedruns or the members of the audience doing shit?
face it, no one actually likes GDQ for the speedruns
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>>344354478
her fucking posture, shes like a bendy straw
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STRATEGIC PLAY
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>>344354641
You have absolutely no idea what reddit gold even is
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>>344354613
Whatever approved ones get through. Assuming they just grab random ones that are relevant to the current game.
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>>344354653
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>>344354405
>>344354513
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Who /doingsomethingelse/ here!?
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US WALL JUMPERS AMIRITE?
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hotpockets cant wall jump with spring for shit
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This level is bullshit
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>>344354692
Cosmo didnt want to lose her gender again
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>these faggots in the audience are still yelling "WAH"
hoooooooooly shit
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>>344354669
(whilst)
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>>344354589
wtf why are her pupils square
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>>344354680
i'd say it's a matter of taste
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Cosmo in his prime would be destroying this fuckers
>no dram
>no witwix
>no trihex
literally the TRINITY of mario maker streamers, these giga-whos can't do shit
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Why are they killing themselves after one failed attempt at the spring wall jumping? It's not like you can't try it again
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>>344354679
the jak & daxter run takes skill too, bonesaw definitely doesn't have any though lol
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someone's gotta shut this dumb bitch up
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>>344354681
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>>344354670
le troll runners xd
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yes yes, well done HotPockets, well done
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>>344354757
They can't do it so they swap to the people who can do it.
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>wall jumps fucked NWC
>wall jumps fucked the relay race last year
>wall jumps fucking the relay race now
Stop abusing this shit
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And one last one. This is the last time I saw her.
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>every time hot pockets gets a run going edobean starts reading a donation at 400% volume to break their focus
F I X E D
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>>344354757
STRATEGIC
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>>344354505
Nice argument, fag. How's your summer vacation?
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>>344354545
Seriously? He doesnt say mama mia anymore?
I don't think ive heeard him say it any recent games.
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>>344354649
>>344354260
it's basically the same tier as 'what did he mean by this' and 'really makes you think, literal garbage that memers spout when they're so autistic they can't form a coherent sentence on their own
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Does someone actually enjoy this? Just kill this stillborn run already.
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This would be alright if it wasn't for this dumb donation reader
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>>344354636
Just edgy shitlords that get offended by people having a good time instead enjoying it.
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>>344354739
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KILL THE RUN OR CALL JOHN NUMBERS
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>>344354410
shes ugly though
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>>344354709
Which run was this?
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>>344354680
where do you live that this is average?
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Constant failing at the last part
spam Resident sleeper not baned :)
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HAHAHA They are calling the fucking level because it's TRASH
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This level is such bullshit.
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does /v/ agree with calling it a draw if the stage is impossible to beat?
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>>344354681
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>>344354589
Isn't that the girl that was lying down on the lap of the guys on the couch and acting all promiscuous while her bf watched the stream last year?
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People complaining about the "no fun allowed" GDQ rules, but they are crying because of this fun block.
The hell?
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>>344354756
>cosmo
>good at mario maker
He lost so badly to john numbers he changed his gender.
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>>344354756
>cosmo
who?
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I just took a look at the schedule and there's no spelunky? Is it because of random generation?
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HOLY SHIT
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>>344354756
>Trihex
Did you forget his team's choke the last time they did this? He got carried by someone else on his team
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>giga-whos
holy fuck lmao
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>>344354859
except it was just beat
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OH FUCK GET FUCKED ANNOUNCER KEK WANTING TO CUT IT OFF FUCK YOU
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WAH
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HOLY Shit
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>>344354834
i miss playing that
WAH LOO EE GEE YEA YEA YEA
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HOLY FUCK
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THEY REALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
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All that pure TALENT on display
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REMINDER
Ocarina of Time is getting delayed for this bullshit.
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RIP Hot Pockets
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>>344354859
should just kill the run desu
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A GOD TASTELESS
A LITERAL GOD
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REEEEEEEEEEEEIGED
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INFINITE
CHOKE
WORKS
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>1 minute left
>lets all suicide and give it to the one guy that's actually good
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TIE GAME LADS
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MERCY KILL
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>>344354851
>>344354857
>>344354859
lel get fucked
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O U R
B O Y
K R O N IC
R
O
N
I
C
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SHIT
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>>344354898
They couldnt play all night retard
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>>344354786
H O W E V E R
O
W
E
V
E
R
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>>344354743
(Weh)
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THREATENS A MERCY KILL
FINALLY CLEARS IT
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STREAM BIG DOT FUCKING NET
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>>344354908
I love oot and I'm fine with it.
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where was the interest of time when the tetris block took 2 hours longer than it should
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MOTIVATIONAL CLUTCH
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JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
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>>344354846
I don't remember, but if you absolutely need to know the timestamps are in EST.
I'm pretty sure it was right after the super mario world run by the 15 year old.
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jesus christ Kronicis fucking wrecking them
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>>344354698
Then start you own "Let's plays and normie memes done however" event and leave our speedrun event alone
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>>344354802
>Her
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>>344354867
that was mayushii~~
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>>344354868
>this
>fun
>especially compared to the true old GDQ fun
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>>344354867
this one is purpleghostkasper
and that was another one i think
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>>344354908
Reminder no one gives a shit about a 4 hour run of a game that aged like dogshit
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>>344354985
>our speedrun
what game did you present?
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>>344354908
>Ocarina of Time is getting delayed for this
I am 100% OK with this.
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>>344354868
You call this fun? Go watch the Mark of the Ninja kid screw up jumps for 15 minutes. It's the same thing.
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who /streambig/ here?????
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>KRONIC the solo carry
literally 1 v 4 here
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The fuckin WAH is killing my brain.
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>>344354859
theres 11 levels to prevent a draw at the end so killing 1 would be stupid, they would have to kill another to balance it
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what's so special about john numbers?
i never see him here but i hear about him all the time.
yes i know he won the nintendo fag cuckianshit, but aside from that, what's so special about him?
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>>344354709
shes so tall and average looking
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>>344354994
Did Chris Chan finally lose some weight?
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>sethbling mentioned
Uh oh, is the game going to turn inside out?
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>>344355014
you have to be 18 to post here
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Mitch better be giving all his TV stardom pussy to Khronics for carrying their shit team this hard.
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>>344354908
I never watch OOT runs desu
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>>344355035
GOTTA CHEER FOR THE UNDERDOGS YO
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT CLUTCH
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>MUSICAL CHAIRS MARIO MAKER
lol they could have done this so much better
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>>344355014
>no one gives a shit
OOT is the most popular speedrun game and it brings in fat cash.
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Lol I read "Something Artistic" as "Something Autistic"
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>>344354906
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>>344354951
>having blind races which aren't speedy or runs
Fite me, friend ;^)
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>>344355093
you're a fag desu
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>>344354919
BASED GOD TASTELESS
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>there are people on this board that are so autistic they are actually upset a 3.5 hour zelda run is getting delayed
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Oh man the Mario Maker block is awesome. Is there a way to see how much in donations have been made in a certain time frame/block?
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>>344354908
>Glitchless
Good riddance.
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>>344354985
Why do you keep calling it a let's play? The players aren't commentating and they're going as fast as they can. Is a blind speedrun also an LP?
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>>344355021
not an argument
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>>344355076
He has been doing those sex challenges on youtube. Its possible.
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>>344355064
he cucked cosmo into another dimension
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>>344355064
he had the godly power of taking mens masculinity
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>>344354982
Thanks man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SffWCHGJ1ZU
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>>344354802
are we sure shes not a prostitute working the event? in each webm shes with a different guy.
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WHAAAAAAAAAA
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>>344355114
loooooooooool thats a good one xd
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Endless Eight: the level
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it's dickbutt
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>>344354982
>>344354846
Disregard what I said about the mario world run. I was thinking of the last sighting. Just use the timestamps to guide you. They will never be wrong.
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>>344354927
whats funny when he plays expert or super expert he's fucking terrible at it.
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>>344355156
Speedruns aren't blind. It's a let's play.
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>>344355146
OCARINA OF WASTE OF TIME AMIRITE
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>>344355063
>doesn't know the rules of the competition
kill yourself my man
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>>344355119
Continue to be upset.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAA
xD
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>we have an $x donation from waluigi
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REMINDER
(You)s can't be forced, they come naturally. Reminder to be yourself and let the cards fall where they may.
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>>344355114
>Lol
>that entire sentence
I see what you're doing anon.
Not today. Not. Today.
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>>344355087
fuck off grandpa
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Are they still doing this fucking WAHHH shit?
I can't believe I'm getting mad
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I recognize this mario look?
Which game is it?
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>tfw WAAAAA is normie
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>>344354064
>that last pic
it's like Caleb Hart wearing a wig
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this level looks especially difficult
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>>344355160
so I take that as none then?
have you donated anything? participated in any way? I'd love to hear why you think you have some sort of ownership on an event.
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IT'S-A ME, WAH HAH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What even happens with glitchless Ocarina of Time? Is it just a let's play with a lot of rolling?
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Where is Chibi? Was he banned from GDQ events?
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>>344353871
>The Death of Big Jon
What happened?
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>>344355242
Mario Is Missing
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Don't view thisTINGLE TINGLE
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>>344355064
he was born with a gift
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Eh, this was a bad idea for a level
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>people are getting bored and tired
>HEY GUYS WE'RE AWFULLY QUIET LETS MAKE SOME NOOOIIISEEE
christ
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why cant edobean stoP
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>dickbutt
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>>344355175
No, but we're pretty sure this was an escort.
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>>344355271
still not an argument
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>>344355156
>blind speedrun
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honestly this is an interesting concept for a level
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OMG how mysygynystyc can this crowd be?
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>>344355112
why are you worried about the cash? Are you from ISIS?
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>>344355306
choked on a hot pocket
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>WHO YOU GOING FOR STREAMBIG OR HOT POCKETS?
>crowd makes retarded noises
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>>344355081
>>344354218
Suwako was lost spotted on her way to Bertin's place.
They're gonna speedgame Fire Emblem together.
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>>344355163
>sex challenges
>implying
Oh my kek
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>this waaaaaah shit got started by a boy with make up
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who /hotpockets/ here?
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>>344355289
put it this way - the only time anyone has ever mentioned it is the one time it got interrupted by knitler
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>>344355306
He had one too many on his live strean
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>>344354218
>>344355081
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holy shit is the announcer trying to talk over everyone? its really annoying
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YOU CAN'T HAVE DICK BUTT ON A PG STREAM BANNED
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>dickbutt
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>>344355219
I'm engorged by rage
Beset at all sides by the scourge of fury
Ya got methanks for the (You)s
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When the fuck do i get some magic items in bloodborne?
I just killed Rom and i still am only able to just use arcane/fire buffs on normal weapons.
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>>344355320
These races are already the same thing over and over. You can't make it much worse.
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>dickbutt
>entirety of twitch chat banned
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>344355237
edobean needs to hear her own voice so she makes others yell too
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>>344354908
man the delay better not last up till 4am when child of light is ran, i want to fall to sleep to some comfy music and a comfy game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byz6960tWxQ
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pie is bae
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>>344355306
ate himself to death for the sake of sexual gratification. very sad
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>>344355330
ITS NO KNITTING
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ITS DICK BUTT
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This should have been a best of five, it's really starting to get boring.
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if they say WHA one more time im fucking becoming a transgirl
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These are the Glitchless Ocarina rules:
>Saving and resetting to change Link's position (savewarping) is allowed
>Dying and continuing to change Link's position (deathwarping) is allowed
>Time ends at the start of the Ganon death cutscene
>Clarification:
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard
>Allowed Techniques:
>Power Crouch Stabbing
>Roll invincibility
>Jumpslashing in mid>air for more distance
>Shield dropping
>Using broken deku stick
>Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
>Damage boosting
>Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
>Damage Buffering
>Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
>Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
>Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
>Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
>Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
>Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
>Opening flaming treasure chests
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Fuck, when this is over?
I gotta leave but dont wanna miss this either.
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Christ, I have this shit at the lowest volume and can STILL hear edobeaner through headphones hanging on the router
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>>344354138
momodora
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>>344355378
Whoa, rare Suwako. I'm saving this one.
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>I'm over my donation budget
Nigger, don't donate then
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>Leave the room
>Can't hear the stream at all
>Edo's voice comes blasting through walls
Just lower her volume fuck
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>mfw Jaybionic files chargebacks on all his donations tomorrow morning
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WTF is jay bionic doing he donated like 3 grand
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I can't handle this anymore, (you) me when it ended
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>make really loud noises to distract the runners!
>WAAAAAAAAAH!
>HOTPOCKETS!
>STREAMBIG!
Faggot announcer.
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>>344355146
Fuck you
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>>344355482
didn't see it
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>>344355440
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>>344355372
No, that was a 100% run if I remember correctly. Tons of glitches.
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how much money have they shilled out during this run
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NICE CHECKPOINT
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When you stick it in her butt
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>>344355438
He truly was one of us.
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WHO /STREAMBIG.NET/ HERE?
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The way the win is calculated is lame, having 1 stage decide the win seems stupid, theoretically one team could win all but 1 stage and if the other team wins that 1 stage they take the crown.
Fucking lame
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>>344355462
>>>>>>Glitchless
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>>344355462
>It's not glitchless
When will speedrunners stop being retarded?
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>>344355346
I'm pointing out that people do give a shit about it. You're retarded aren't you? My point was extremely clear.
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>SethBling submits a dickbutt level to a GDQ event
HOPES IN HUMANITY RESTORED
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>>344355462
Aside from damage boosting, those all sound like glitches.
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EAT SHIT JANITORS
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REMINDER
Big Jon is literally outside of the venue right now with a footlong sub sandwich and a NES Golf Tournament cart but they won't let him in because of 'reasons'.
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>>344355330
shes a cute escort i would hire her.
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MORE LIKE SCREENLOOK.NET
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>they made an even amount of courses so it can be a tie
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>40 THOUSAND dollar donation incentive
wow, what a bunch of kikes
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>pie did something
ok
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this run so far
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Why is her voice so nice and why is my pee pee rising?
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RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
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>>344355462?
t-thank...s.... anon....???
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40k to glitch exhibition... fuck
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>It's actually even
holy fuck
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>>344355528
SLUT
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REEEEEIGED SYSTEM
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>40k donation incentive
These cucks
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BALD
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>40 thousand dollars for a glitch exhibition what will last 10 minutes
AAAAAA ARE THEY COMPLETELY MAD
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>>344355518
ok. so it's never been mentioned. that doesn't help the argument.
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>$40,000 for glitch exhibition
>holding glitches for ransom
fuck
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>>344355462
>Saving and resetting to change Link's position (savewarping) is allowed
>Dying and continuing to change Link's position (deathwarping) is allowed
you're shitting me
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>>344355378
>>344355483
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>>344355485
>hey such a great run guys i am supposed to pay my rent and i might get evicted but i'm gonna give all my money for a great cause! take all my money WAAAAAHHHH
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hot pocket squad choking hard
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This one is pretty cool desu senpai.
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>>344355606
can you count?
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>>344355553
neither and would rather kill myself until the next game desu
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>Australia
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>>344355462
A R B I T R A R Y
R
B
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T
R
A
R
Y
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>went to make food and this shit is still on.
HOLY SHIT!
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aw shit, did I miss CarSagan's created level?
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Literally the first time I've heard about this incentive. They need to advertise some of these a lot more.
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>>344355638
neither of those are really glitches...
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>>344355514
worth a watch, one handed dude did it on hardest difficulty
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>averageviewer.jpg
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>>344355438
What the fuck?
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Does Diablo 2 have online?
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>>344355669
(You)
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>>344355560
>>344355561
>>344355565
It's actually pronounced 'less glitches'
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>>344355458
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OVER WHEN?
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>the cow level is a donation incentive
that's pretty dumb.
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>>344355689
shitty autoscroller
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>>344355604
40k to shit you can watch on youtube
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>>344354064
This video is really good anon
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>>344355630
I'm just curious if anyone has ever seen it before. I imagine the player is skilled, but I don't see much else happening besides knowing where to go and rolling constantly. Maybe it will surprise me, but I ain't staying up through all of it anyway.
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>yfw hot pockets wins because the first level was the winning level
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>>344355632
>for charity
How much does the staff at SGDQ take
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What's with this stupid waluigi voice meme?
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>>344355562
everyone knows that, no need to point it out. retard
also
>all you need to do is dodge!
https://youtu.be/aaLR80oxfSs
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>>344355638
Those are legitimately not glitches. You just spawn at certain areas when you reset or die. It saves time rather than traveling on the overworld
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>Pepsiman is after this
GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS
YAL NIGGAS ABOUT TO SEE SOME REAL SHIT
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>>344355638
>he thinks game mechanics working as intended are glitches
why is /v/ so retarded
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>>344355648
Wow, some common gutter trash 2hu. Not even left-clicking to expand.
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KRONIC OP
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They always try to jew money for OOT runs cause it usually works. Too bad you don't see the 10k drops from people like the past few years though. And just for glitches? Fuck that I can watch a youtube vid if i cared that much.
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>>344355794
on top of the hotel getting a cut
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KRONIC SINGLE HANDEDLY WRECKING JANITORS, PUT ANOTHER POCKET IN THE MICROWAVE
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TEAM /STREAMBIG/ HERE
GET KEKED
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yo that last run looked practiced
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KRONIC CARRYING THE TEAM
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>>344355415
Nah, I liked all the other ones
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> sellout team won
fuck off
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>streambig shits all over hot pockets
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>Andy loses
Good.
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>>344355727
>
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>LUL
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>6-4
>Still playing another map
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>LUL
HAHA MEMES
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>>344355813
>>344355808
i assumed it was wrongwarping
gimme a break its been a long day
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>Hot Pockets have already lost
Good
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>Team StreamBig.net right now
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>>344355727
From 1 to 10 how desperate is this anon for validation and fitting in?
I'd say about a 9
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>waow
>This level's great! Waaaaow.
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HOTPOCKETS GETTING BTFOD
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>Hot Pockets fags are dead quiet
TIP TOP KEK
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OGRE
OGRE
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L U L
U
L
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>>344355462
No wonder Cosmo lost it
turns out the categories really are arbitrary
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>>344355810
isnt the anoying fat ugly squeeky asian whore doing that?
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the ruleset is shit so streambig could still lose, but they deserve the win at this point.
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>>344355727
>implying Owen Wilson isn't the true meme of SGDQ 2016
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>thats a speedrun race
No it isnt
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What's happening to gdq? why are people having fun and cheering? can they stop?
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>>344355889
yeah, why don't they just mercy rule pro sports games?
oh wait that literally never happens
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>WAOW in the stage preview
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MARIO MAKER ISN'T SPEEDRUN FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>344355892
>he isn't /twitchchat/
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>>344355910
*Kronic
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>>344355727
>Twitch chat
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>>344355794
I don't know but if they're doing a glitch exhibition they may as well just do an any% run.
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how many calories do you think they burned getting up and down like that a gorillion times?
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janny btfo
pie is literally our boi
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>>344355938
Be kinder to your mother.
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ah but you forgot the retarded win conditions
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>it's a Carl NSMB speedrun level
n-no pls
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>GUYS THIS IS DEFINEITLEY A SPEEDRUN WE SWEAR
kekking at this desperation
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>>344355954
>implying waaaaah wont be the meme because a fuckin tranny made it
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Did I miss Pepsi Man?
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In before StreamBig.net wins this stage too just to further crush Hot Pockets than they already have.
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Fuck you /v/ this is fun
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>>344355938
Do you think edo will allow anyone else to read donations while shes running it?
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Didn't streambig already win?
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>>344355972
i assume your being ironic but some of us dont like seeing overly happy assholes
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>kill the meat vessels
did he meant nigs?
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>>344355831
if the organizers were smart they would lock content by number of donators rather than huge amounts. People with big money that like gdqs are gonna donate no matter what but a bunch of shit requiring individual support would have normies bugging their friends to contribute.
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>>344356003
>one guy crushing it at the game because he really really doesn't want to get up again
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>>344356020
Desperate for what? This has made more money than anything else.
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>>344355936
>implying you know anything about zelda speedruns
cosmo was irrelevant af, he only ran any% which is a shit category, all it is 3 glitches and youre done
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>>344356040
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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sasuga kronic
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>>344356040
nope it's after this my d00d
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>>344356061
Donation incentive for a bonus level
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>>344354675
pie is terrible at SMM though
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>>344355981
>IS SPEEDRUN REALLY
>PLS DONATE GIB MONIES ;_;
no
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>>344354750
Wtf
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>>344355565
None of those things are glitches
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>/v/ already forgot Hot Pockets could still take the win
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>>344356040
It's on next.
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>team cheatbig.net
I swear Kronic is not playing blind. he knew exactly what to do
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>>344355828
C'mon, man.
I thought it was alright.
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KRONIC LITERALLY CARRYING THE TEAM
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>>344356091
>GDQs making money
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>>344356003
100 max
>>344356090
they couldn't do like 3 deaths max before getting up? its like musical chairs. this set up is awful
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>>344356150
it's almost like he had just watched multiple failed runs....
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The score is 6-4, what's the point of the last stage? Just kill it and move on.
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ITS REAL
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>>344355938
>>344356053
are you telling me anouncer with cute voice is a fat asian?
please no
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>>344356150
Shouldn't you be deleting some porn right now?
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Team might as well be called Kronic and his cronies. His team is more harmful than good.
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>crowd sees LUL
>hmmmmm what's another meme I could parot...
>wahhh
>WAHHH
>WAHHWAHHWAHHWAAAH
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>claim your manfu
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>>344355794
I suspect GDQ itself is funded by sponsorships
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>>344356120
yeah but he has god-tier luck
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>>344356238
worse
fat beaner
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>>344356230
wtf
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>10 minutes over the estimate
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WAOW
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>writing the dutch word for penis onto your level
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>WAOW
>>
woaw
>>
>WAOOOOW
THEY KNOW
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KRONIC IS A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
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>>344356230
le free advertising
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>>344356238
she forces her """cute""" announcer voice
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*DING*
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>>344356227
Who ever """wins""" the predetermined stage wins it all. score doesn't matter. Keep ip
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>Kronic sits and watches Hot Pocket get through the stage
>Just copies that and wins for his team
S C R E E N L O O K I N G
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>>344356045
FUCKING CALLED IT
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SOLO CARRIED HIS TEAM WHAT A GOD
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>>344356230
lol they just got disappointed
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>Waow, what a great level
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>>344356262
>crowd sees WAOW
>hmm better say WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>344356230
wtf i hate doing it quick now
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>literally an ad for pies stupid website
jesus christ
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inb4 hotpockets wins
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>>344356287
>>344356332
no...I imagined she was a qt3.14 skinny white girl
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>>344356332
this is true. she had a completely different voice after she choked hard in tetris attack
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>meme website against meme food
WEW
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S T R E A M B I G D O T N E T
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>You will never have a crowd of people cheer you for playing video games
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>>344356230
nothing special. they do this all the time.
i saw them doing some weird advertisement with the game chumps a few months ago.
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waow... team hotpockets didn't care about what was right or wrong.... but they cared about what was FAST...
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>donation from Ellie L.
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wHERE ARE MY KEYS?
somebody has to kill that guy who is making the wahh sound for real
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B A S E D
A
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E
D
K R O N I C
R
O
N
I
C
>>
new
>>344356379
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>change the camera angle to avoid asscracks
HA
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>>344356230
http://blog.dennys.com/post/145580389508/why-are-you-like-this
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>>344356349
Nice call on the 50% chance faggot.
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>>344356348
Play smart or get fucked son.
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>>344356230
"A melty mouthful of lava wrapped in a bread-like substance that is sure to fuck you up."
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>>344356381
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>>344356238
She's not bad fat, just fat fat. You could scale her down in paint and she'd be an easy 8/10 from proportions alone
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What is this waow meme?
>>
>Hot Pockets DESTROYED
Kek
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>>344356392
>he thinks there are actual girls (=no trannies) at this event who aren't fat
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>Waow, what a great level
>Oh gosh, I broke my nose!
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I forgot how hard that stage select theme goes.
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>youre all winners
even worse than just feeding the mercy win to hot pockets
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>>344356321
who is tasteless
>>
>you're all winners
Can GDQ be a bigger hugbox?
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>you're all winners
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>>344356367
>waow, that level would break myballs
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>NONE!
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>>344356086
I always figured they should do the shit if the sum was a decent amount. but 40k for some glitches? no fuck that.
Like say 20k was even reached for it they should thank everyone and still do it or surprise people and push it back.
If 20k for a goal was donated and they did nothing cause they didnt get all the sheckles they wanted thats just :/
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>>344355794
About 25% if you count Uyama.
>>
golden you sly dog!!! ahahaahahaha fuck you
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>>344356490
nana came closest
>>
PLAID SHIRT WAS JUST HER GAY FRIEND ITS ALL GOOD
>>
>>344353871
Was there a need for the last round? It was 6 to 4...
Btw, amazing race. Best one so far.
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>>344356482
DUDE CAR KEYS LMAO
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>>344356481
no anon if she's fat she's fat.
damn this ruined it for me. I liked her last year aswell.
>>344356490
when will I learn?
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What is this Pepsi Man meme game?
Never heard of it.
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>>344356348
Yeah, because boxers, mma fighters and sports coaches don't watch videos of other fighters/teams to know what they're going up against right?
Oh thats right all your pathetic ass knows is watching people play games on twitch.
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>>344356367
I literally already posted this you fucking prick.Just kidding, anon. I hope you have a good night.
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>>344356602
Wow, that's amazing.
>>
pepsi man! (fuck this captcha shit is annoying)
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>Pepsiman next
Meme game, I'm out.
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>>344356431
the fug
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>>344356602
Wow, this anon sure is mad at the hottest new meme
I'm afraid he'll break my nose
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>>344356343
Sorry, had the sound off since I'm waiting for the actual speedruns :)
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THICC @ 2ND ROW
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>>344356635
it's an excellent game that definitely deserves prime time in the same way tribal fusions did
>>
Is this the beard-stroking faggot from last year?
>>
HEY EVERONE IT'S CRIT1KAL
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>>344356635
Its the best advertisement game.
Makes Sneak King look like hot garage
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PEPSI Man!
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>>344356741
At least it's only a half hour. Unlike Pikmin With a Tranny. Fucking RIP.
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>>344356741
Angry fattie detected
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>>344356635
kill yourself
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>>344356728
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>>344356728
that ain't thick, that's just fat and old you blind thirsty cunt
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>>344356796
>his milky titties get banned as he's dragged off stage screaming injustice
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>>344355064
His scores in NES remix are amazing, like untouchable. That and the Narcissa memeing
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Redbone looks like she wants the D bad. Too bad everyone is being pussies though. Even the guy she chills with now and then
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>mfw just got done watching the jak and daxter run
I kept giggling like a retard through the entire thing. Feels kinda bad I didn't get to watch it live though.
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>>344356741
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rvfli/trials_fusion_sgdq_2016/
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>>344357001
CAR KEYS, KEK!
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>red girl an cuck man talknig without chad
THE SAGA CONTINUES
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>>344356591
7-4 is different from 6-5
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>>344357145
It was 6-4. If the losers had won last round it would've been 6-5. So what?
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>>344356324
so is streambig
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>>344356094
Well, yeah, now it is. He ran it before it got fucking rekt by the Deku tree glitch that allows you to just warp to ganon.
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>>344357001
Woaw.
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>>344357001
link?
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>>344358072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RylQGkoZpSE
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>>344356471
The trick is to be patient and use the oven.
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>>344356230
SET UP, THEY PAID FOR THAT NAME!
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>>344355503
(you_
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