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>Hottest slut in the game >amazing porn >absolutely

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>Hottest slut in the game
>amazing porn

>absolutely garbage in gameplay

how did they fuck this up
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she's one of my favorites, I think she's decent :(
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you even 12 year old minge?
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>absolutely garbage in gameplay
Confirmed a scrub that doesn't know shit.
D.Va is certainly not shit. She's a better tank then Winston.

Bunny suit skin win?
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She's very enjoyable to play as, but she just isn't strong enough
She should get more firepower, an alt fire or alt weapon, maybe a small buff to her current weapon
It'd be nice if they added some abilities to her when she's outside of the mech, so it doesn't feel like complete boring shit
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>>337015889
Why are there so many neckbeard pedophiles on here? Keep it to yourself.
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She's a shit tier waifu

Mercy a best
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>>337015889
I don't think she's weak but the mech cannons seem ridiculously underpowered for what they represent. They're like gatling pea shooters.
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>>337015889

>got over 40 kills with her in a match last night

she doesn't play like any of the other heroes. You gotta git gud
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>>337016164
She is definitely not better than Winston. Winston is a fucking monster when he jumps in and fucks shit up.

D.va's fly is so slow, her damage is low as fuck, her shield is ok but she cannot do anything while up
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>>337015889
Why does this game have so many white asians?
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damage close range is good
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>>337016283
>pedophiles
>age: 19
Kill yourself, pronto
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>>337016426

The issue is her weapon. It's a dual shotgun which is great for nailing people at close range, and her boost/shield allow her to do that. However, her damage is considerably weaker per shot than reaper or roadhog (the other notable shotgun users), and she can't keep the pressure up if the opponent runs thanks to moving like molasses when firing.

She needs a rocket or a minigun as an alt fire.
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>Feet as large as flippers
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>>337016483
Because they're cute
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You are just playing her wrong. Put up shield fly into back line kill their snipers and bastions. Don't play her like a tank.
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>>337016283
Most of /v/ prefers Mercy anyway.
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>amazing porn
show me some fampai since half the stuff i've seen is mediocre at best
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all of these criticisms in this thread dont take into account she has a second life and a devastating ult on non escort gametypes
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>>337016476
D.Va can fucking ravage Winston.
His gun is weak as fuck and can't kill anything other then weak as fuck characters like Mercy. D.Va guns at that range are stronger then his shitty beam.
His shield is super easy to break and can be walked in with ease as no one is afraid of dying to Winston's gun. Reinhardt is far better for sheiding then Winston
His ultimate is beyond garbage with it having barely any damage. Its just high HP and silly flailing. Stuff like molten core and Bastion's tank are fair better then this Winston's shit.
He is literally worst tank.
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>>337016695
Seems pretty insulting to asians imo.
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>>337016801
Ellowas' D.va video was pretty good
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>>337015889
Assassins
>Reaper, Genji, Tracer
DPS
>McCree, Pharah, Soldier 76, Junkrat
Area Denial
>Mei, Symmetra, Bastion, Torbjorn, Reinhardt
Snipers
>Hanzo, Widowmaker
Offensive disruption (breaks up defensive positions
>Roadhog, Zarya
Defensive disruption (breaks up offensive charges)
>D Va, Winston
Healers/Utility
>Zenyatta, Mercy, Lucio

D Va is not a tank meant for lots of killing and holding a position

She has limited invulnerability, a way to boost into groups and push people around while invincible, high short range DPS, and the ability to bail out of a lost fight without dying.

She's disruption, not defense.
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>>337015889
l2p
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>>337015889
>absolutely garbage in gameplay
Except she's one of the best fucking characters if you play her properly.
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>>337016884
Then why don't Asians stop getting plastic surgery to look more white?
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>>337015889
>play Lucio
>someone picks dva
>waiting for the attack
>they both asks autographs from each other
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>>337016164
>Massive headshot hitbox
>Long CD on her only tank ability
>Weapons are shotguns, but she has no movement attack like winston or Reinhardt.
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>>337017006
Guess you're right, they've internalized that white people are superior.
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so can i run this game on my toaster or is it a resource hog

my specs pass all minimum requirements except graphics card

i just dont wanna blow the money on something i won't be able to play
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>>337017057
>Weapons are shotguns, but she has no movement attack like winston or Reinhardt.
Her boosts do damage and knock back.
Boost into an enemy then immediately melee them for nice damage, plus your super close to them for high damage.
You can even boost with shield to so you don't take frontal damage.
>tfw boosting people off the map as D.Va
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>>337016164
>Bunny suit skin when?

Never, because Kaplan wants to make sure no one feels "uncomfortable".
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Balance is fine. This is just what happens when a new competitive game comes out. It's situational/contextual. You just don't like playing as her.
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>>337017303
B-but, she has a bunny theme, its so fitting.
I just want to see her in a tight leotard.
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>>337017057
>no movement attack
Y'all niggers even playing this?

I mean I prefer Winston but still, D.Va has a fly rush move.
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>>337016283
>Fully grown woman
>pedo

I'm sorry, what? If this looks like a child to you, you must be thinking 13y/o burgerland lardos.
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>>337016283
>pedophiles

What?
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>>337017210
See if you can run the beta
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>>337017210
This game is GPU intensive.

If you crank all the settings down it's very well optimized though.
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>>337015889
she's more like a bulky reaper/tracer than a tank

she's meant for bugging people, clearing out objectives, and picking on snipers like reaper and tracer
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>>337017057
she isnt meant to be played as a defensive wall
your goal as d.va is to fly to the enemies backline, and harass their sniper or zenyatta or portal bitch.

Then when the enemy responds you fly away again.

You weaken their frontlines by forcing them to deal with you, allowing your team to push in farther on the point
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>>337017226
I am pretty sure the boost does 25 damage aka nothing
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>>337017567
>and picking on snipers like reaper and tracer
>Snipers
>Reaper and Tracer
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>>337017210
I have an 5850 and an amd phenom II x4 955
It runs smoothly with some tuning
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>>337017670
That's why you gotta go straight into melee after using it.
As they are still getting knocked back your melee sends them further and its super easy to land
It isn't Reinhardt tiered damage but it is still very usefull
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>>337015889
lolshe is completely op. you must be doing something wrong.

I accidentally deleted the clip but I recently COMPLETELY destroyed the enemy team with d.va
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Bunch of low win rate kiddos in here. D.va is top tier. She's nigh impossible to kill if played well, can rush almost any character in the game down for a kill making her ideal front line as well as able to dive and close on a sniper and still get back out alive.

Not enough? She can survive any ult easily with her shield. Any ult. Even if she is taken out of her mech, now she has one of the highest damage rapid fire weapons in the game. Oh, one of the highest accuracy ones too. Pop in, aim for the head, get out after emptying your clip.

Now lets talk her ult, this is again a huge part of her role. Learn to time this thing so it's exploding before hitting ground level and you'll realize how OP she is. Not to mention it should be used as not only an obj clear but as a heal for Dva.


TL:DR- bunch of new kids to the game don't know how to play a hero. Anyone from Alpha/closed Beta knows she's contender for best tank.
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>>337017838
i was referring to how reaper and tracer also pick on snipers, i thought that was obvious, but i forgot this was /v/
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>>337017924
>I accidentally deleted the clip
*Magazine
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>>337017838
reaper and tracer pick on snipers

D Va does too
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>>337018027
She always looks so disappointed when you pick her.
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>>337018020
Your inability to express your thoughts by using proper grammar isn't /v/'s fault. Fuck off illiterate little cunt.
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>>337017970
>Any Ult?
Really?
I swear I have been Junkrated and Wall Clip dragoned with the shield up before?
Maybe I just did it wrong.
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>>337018157
I kind of like ones that fight it.
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>>337016929
how are widowmaker and hanzo not snipers and how is tracer not disruption?
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>>337016164
>Winston
>tank
He's all about delivering that hot monkey schlong to the enemy squishies
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>amazing porn
why do you lie OP
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>>337018157
She knows you're not as good at vidya as she is.
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>>337018191
He's right afaik as I've survived rip tire in my face with her shield up, pretty sure you just have to make sure to spin and catch that 120ish degree angle for the shield to work.
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>>337018235
You're reading it backwards, anon.

Hanzo and Widowmaker are snipers

Tracer is an assassin
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>>337018157
>"Eeeewww it is Anon again! He will ruins my global stats for sure."
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>>337015889
>le amazing porn
>99% sfm garbage
just
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>>337016283
How the fuck? D.Va doesn't even look like a child. Are you on the crack?
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>>337018735
better than shitty drawings with wrong proportions
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>>337018837
>sfm porn has proper proportions
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>>337015889
Her mech's guns aren't great but they're the only thing I would consider bad with D.Va. even out her mech she has good gun. She becomes much better when you realize your retarded and not using her shield as much as you should.

Noticed if you're using the jets you can hit people. Also can use her ultimate if your mech just broke but you haven't ejected yet so you can just get right back into it.
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>give her that plasma pistol in mech mode
>suddenly top tier, no other tank can fucking compare
>pro teams will pick 4 d.va at least
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Who do you think will end up canonically fucking?

>Mercy and Reinhardt
>Widowmaker and McCree
>D.Va and Lucio
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>>337019474
Autism: The Post.
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>>337019474
Pretty sure there is a legitimate canon love interested between Bastion and someone. Can't remember who.
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>>337019474
>>Mercy and Reinhardt
>Not Reinhardt and Pharrah
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>>337019474
>Widowmaker and McCree
>Not Widowmaker and Reaper
>>337019562
Learn something about the lore, friendo.
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>>337018742
No girl in porn in porn is as young looking as D'va which means you're attracted to kids.
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>>337015889
>>absolutely garbage in gameplay

Git gud
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>>337016652
For some reason I can't stop laughing at "pronto"
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Uhh, Widowmaker is best girl.
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>>337019654
Pharah and Reinhardt are more of a daughter and father relationship in my opinion.
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>>337019654
Mercy already loves him
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>>337019746
>Not wanting to fuck your daughter
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>>337019735
Widowmaker is tied for second best with Pharah. Mercy is best girl.
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>>337019818
>an honorable and chivalrous man like Reinhardt
>fucking his daughter
Get out of here, you sick fuck!
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Fuck all the auto aim garbage in this game. I'm not even that great of a player, but when I see kill cam or potg of a Soldier 76 og McCree press a button to win, I get fucking salty.
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>>337019787
Am I missing something?
I've never heard the two interact in the game, is there like a animation I missed or something?
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>>337019992
When you spawn in prep time, if there are certain characters they say things.
Some I know are Reinhardt asks D.Va for an autograph.
Mercy asks what the fucks wrong with Reaper.
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>>337019658
There needs to be someone on different sides who end up fucking and the cowboy is just the guy to do it
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D vas line about this is my kind of city line is cutest thing in game
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>>337020370
>Lights!
>Camera!
>ACTION!
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>>337020141
I know that, But I've never heard Mercy and Rein talk.
I know Zarya and Mei talk every now and then.
Also Genji talks about how he spent so much time playing video games at the arcade you start in, on that one level.
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>>337019818
>Hey guys I'm on the 4 chain!
>Look at how epic crazy i am XD
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>>337019664
>Has never seen
>Risa Omomo
>Kitty Jung
>Shuna Kagami
>Little Lupe
>Aoi Ichigo
>Literally any petite asian

All of the above are over the age of 18 but are mistaken on the daily for CP. Just a hint, not every woman in the world is a fucking whale with double D's. Fucking americunts. Sorry we don't like your chunky ass women.
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>>337020537
Who are you quoting?
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What D.Va isnt:
-A walking tank who can soak up damage for long periods of time
-A damage dealer who can kill people at all ranges

What D.Va is:
-A team disruptor who can take out pesky healers, snipers, etc with ease
-A battering ram (her boost) that can knock back a ton of people clustered together
-A tactical nuke that can clear an area whether they find cover or not to survive
-A close range damage dealer with no reloading necessary
-A temporary shield that blocks all damage in front for a brief period to get someone to waste an ult

People expect her to survive like a tank and use her completely wrong.
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>>337020980
>People expect her to survive like a tank and use her completely wrong.
Maybe they shouldn't call her a fucking tank then
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>>337021336
Reinhardt is the only true tank
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>>337021336
If every tank played the same way there would be no need for multiple characters. The only damage soaking tank is mr knight guy. The rest of them aren't tanks in the traditional sense either.
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>>337015889
ITT neo v
Fucking casuals can't play games for shit.
Talking shit when they don't know how to play a character. Fucking millennials
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>>337015889
don't play her as tank.

her sprint allows her to get pretty much anywhere so use it for reaper style gameplay with the added benefit of beeing much tankier
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>>337021649
Basically.

It breaks down like this.

>Overpriced, highly marketed decent competitive game
>shitty players get to say it's garbage because of the former facts despite the latter fact being the reason they get mad at it

I just wish people were more honest.
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Blizzard is of course working out a deal to make an Asuka skin for D.Va right?

Right?
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>>337015889
Her default attack is underwhelming tbqh.
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>>337022903
E.Va doesn't need any deals to happen. It would be a parody color scheme which they can get away with without having copyright issues.

Then again, they took away Lucio's Unit 01 color scheme.

But expect Beach Skins this summer, and halloween ones in the fall.
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>>337016409
you talkin shit m8?
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>>337015889
>slut
Your virginity is showing.
Stop projecting.
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What's her best skin? All but the default one look like shit in my opinion.
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>>337023616
White Rabbit. All the other ones are lame because they change her beautiful hair.
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>>337022903
I had an autistic fit because there isn't even a good red/orange recolor
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>>337016203
maybe and alt fire for Meka that's it though,, that all she needs anymore would make her op
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>>337023775
Yeah, that's one of the better ones I think. It looks slightly too serious though, but at least not as serious as carbon fiber.
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>>337015889
>Hottest slut in the game

You didn't post a pic of Tracer though.
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>>337023616
I've been using Lime Green because I think it looks cutest and
>>337023775
is right I hate that her scrapyard outfit changes her hair into a gross dyke hair cut like there's enough characters with ugly hair just leave D.va's beautiful hair alone
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>>337015889
blizzard just needs to pad her tin foil armor with more sheets.
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>>337020531
I like Torbjörn and Reinhardt interactions.
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>>337016929
it's hard say that actually because i've done some good defense with d.va holding down points
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>>337019474
>Mercy and Reaper
Mercy probably wants to fix reaper and shit. I could totally see that happening.
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>>337017602
this is the best way to put it It's why other teams make sure to rekt D.va if they see her approach and why whenever she flanks it fucks up damn near every enemy team. She's not good because people don't let her get good
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>>337015889
>see korean slut flying into my widowmaker
>hold there
>pewpewpewpewrollpewpewpewpew
>she is dead
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>check my profile
>16 hours played
>15 hours on Tracer

I even got profeccient at her. I'll probably solo her just to not taint my profile when the game goes live.
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>>337026047
Same but with D.va
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I'd like her more if she said more stuff in korean
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>>337015889
>>hottest
>>>/out/
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>>337026047
>>337026101
You are what is wrong with this game
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I like her voice but I hate her lines.
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>NERF THIS!
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>>337026331
TIME TO RAISE MY APM
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>>337026326
Hey man, feel free to pick a healslut if you want to tryhard that bad, I'm just having fun and getting play of the game.
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>>337026525
DELETE THIS
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>>337026331
;)

winky face
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>>337026525
Why would you post that awful picture when this one exists?
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>>337026525
The only thing offensive about Tracer is her complete lack of ass. It's almost Lightning levels. I'm not one of those annoying THIQQ fags but at least knock it up to around Widowmaker or D.Va.
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>>337026684
D E L E T E A S S
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A
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>you will never fuck D.Va while she yells in Korean
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>>337026832
>you'll never watch D.VA get clanked
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>>337026832
>I will never get a footjob from her and hotdog her while she wears her plugsuit
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>>337019735
She certainly is.
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>>337015889
I only noticed how cute she was after I got a potm with her
I don't want to fuck her, I want to protect her smile
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>>337027123
>>337019735
>tfw WM'S Oh lala is turned in to Ara Ara~ in the japanese dub

https://youtu.be/_YPGMJBHHDs?t=587
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>>337017602
This is how I play her. She is my favorite character in the game right now.
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>>337027314
Yeah she does have much better voice in JP but too bad i cant change only her voice, did try to play with JP voices but didn't quiet stick, so i changed them back.
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>>337019664
>he basis his understanding of sexuality off of porn

I honestly feel really sorry for people like you.
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>>337015889
dats overwatch in a nutshell senpaitachi LOL

>great porn
>garbage game
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>>337027314
that voice acting sounds so fucking awful jesus christ how do nips and weebs tolerate this shit
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>>337016164
This is hilarious. It still amazes me how many pubbies pick D.va when she is undeniably the worst tank in the game. Just because you managed to get a double kill with your ult on a bunch of newbies doesn't make her a good hero. She literally can't even move while shooting making her actual mobility garbage, she has no objective control at all, the only thing she actually excels at is not dying, and she offers absolutely nothing to her team.

Every time you pick D.va you are handicapping your team and you would have been better off picking ANY offense hero.

Winston is the best tank in the game by the way, you're just shit.
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where can I find her porn, mostly?

paheal only has a few pages
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>>337027314
>speak nip
>realize how 'localized' most japanese content is
>western games get translated to weeb
>same thing

Some things just don't translate well I suppose, but man did they take some liberties with the japanese translation.
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>>337027123
Is it true that Widowmaker's ass has been slowly getting smaller and smaller?
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>shes bad because you have to use skill to be good with her
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D.Va was absolutely amazing in the open beta weekend a few months back.

What the fuck happened?
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>>337027817
You aren't supposed to use D.Va as a solo tank on like 90% of things. She's meant to be played when you have a primary tank or if you're on attack with a competent team.
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>>337028134
she has one taunt that makes her ass look amazing.the one where she bows
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>>337028229
Nothing. They haven't nerfed her at all. In fact, they buffed her ult gen time since it was literally the worst in the game in terms of charge time. They even buffed her defense matrix range back to it's pre nerf state.
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>>337027817
>Pick any other hero
>Team to incompetent to get the payload moving at all
> switch to Dva
> lead the charge as we finally get somewhere ad eventually win the round.

kay
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>>337023616
Default is best, the hot pink mech is too cool. White mech and blue mech are okay, though. All of her non-palette swaps look like ass, though.
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>>337023616
Watermelon, White Rabbit, and B.Va.

Junker would be good if she didn't look like a cancer patient wearing a wig that's too small for her head.
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>>337028607
the Carbon Fiber one is the best
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does it bother anyone else that Defense Matrix has a longer CD than Genji's Reflect?
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>>337019474

mercy and torbjorn was already fucking by the the last halloween before Overwatch is happening, judging by their picture together
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>>337029141
DVA's design isn't nearly as interesting without the bright colors, so I don't like Carbon Fiber very much.
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>>337029141
Carbon Fiber is for edgy kids.
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>>337029196
Why? Reflect has the added feature of dealing damage to whatever you look at. It's literally DM+, so it deserved a little bit longer cooldown.
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>>337029387
yeah exactly, but DM's is longer. DM is 10 seconds, Reflect is 8 (iirc)
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>>337029480
Oh, I misread your post. Yeah, that doesn't make a lot of sense. Maybe reflect doesn't last as long, but it's still kind of silly.
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>>337015889
Do people actually find this character attractive?
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>YFW picture related is the girl who inspired D.Vah
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>>337029568
Reflect doesn't last as long, and DM projects a shield in front of you, making it possible to block a lot more bullets.
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>>337023616
White Rabbit has the best mech, but Carbon Fiber has the best D.va. I wish there was a way to get those two things in one skin.
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>>337029682
fucking ayy lmaos
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>>337027064
>she'll never call you a pervert as she rubs your cock with her feet roughly
>she'll never kick your balls as you cum and laugh at you while calling you names in Korean
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>>337029682
Those eyes are freaking me out a bit, but otherwise a pretty solid six or seven out of ten.
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>>337023294
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>>337028071
Mckreed saying もう早いぞ confused me until I heard his english line was it's high noon like what? Maybe I'm mishearing though because I find it sorta difficult to pick out what everyone is saying over the explosions
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>>337015889
People just don't understand her character.
>APM can block almost every alt, INCLUDING HANZO's
>D.va can kill bastion as long as your team is competently distracting everyone else. boost to bastion and block, get to him and he may destroy your bot but you can easily outspeed his turning speed with walking D.va by doing circles around him
>Not the best damage, but enough that if everyone ignores you they will die, and D.va can be every where at any time
>One of the best, if not the best survivability of the game.
>Also really good at killing the healers, which is something more people need to do.
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Why won't she speak Korean?
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>>337030481
She does in the "I play to win" voice line.
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>>337030318
>boost to bastion and block
Do you mean boost then block, or boost and block? Because I might be retarded if you mean the latter one.
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>>337030318
>turning speed
I don't believe that's a thing on the PC version
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>>337029328
>>337029343
its not edgy,the only fully black thing is the MEKA...I like the Silver,Red and Gold EVA suit =
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>>337030318
I main Zarya and I can easily kill every d.va I played against. Maybe they were all noobs tho.
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>>337030481
the same reason lucio is fucking american
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>>337030481
If you die enough as her I think she starts using Korean in her respawn lines.
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>>337030318
Her light pistol is also one of the strongest weapons in the game due to it's extremely fast fire speed, damage, and accuracy.
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>>337030650
>the only fully black thing is the MEKA
And red. And it's what it visible most of the time. And silver, red, and gold is a bit edgy as well.
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>>337030641
I might be wrong as I have never played bastion, the thing is though i've never seen a bastion be able to take me out when i've gotten that close, teammates sure but bastion alone no.
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Why isn't the vanilla version available on muh shady key seller sites?
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>>337026047
>tried Tracer like 3 times
>each time I died in the most humiliating why possible
>switch
I can not into Tracer
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>>337031028
You're probably just in his blind spot
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>>337019474
>Lucio and Reinhardt

Please god make it happen
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>>337031046
it ain't out yet genius
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Alright you fucking homos, you better start posting those D.va lewds because I know you have them, now get to work!
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>>337031368
She doesn't even look Korean]
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>>337031293
But the Origin edition isn't either and that's available.
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>>337031368
>homos
This isn't the healslut thread. I think the people here are fairly straight... Right?

I know I'm not. I dreamt about getting held down and facefucked last night.
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How many of the overwatch girls have been BLACKED by Lúcio?

Tracer definitely has
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>>337031368
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>>337031698
That is actually amazingly drawn.
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>>337030481
shes says APM "something in Korean" when you use her shield
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>>337031668
None because he doesn't have a penis. Or most of his lower body.
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>>337031698
Aw man, this is my favorite pic of D.Va. she's so damn cute.

I want her to step on me with those feet.
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>>337031668
>by Lucio
>not by Winston
Mercy definitely loves the hot monkey dick
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>>337031925
Me too anon...
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Hopefully Blizzard markets the fuck out of this game in Japan so we can get some lewd fan art from Japanese artists.
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>>337031983
Mercy prefers it dwarf.
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>>337018316
her shield and Reinhardt's do not block Junkrat's and Hanzo's ultimates nor do they block Symmetra's charged attack or Zarya's beam. They block only projectiles such as Phara's rockets, shotguns and guns.
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>>337031698
Those feet and kneepits look extremely inviting, if you know what I mean.
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>>337019262
Her mech's gun work like shotguns that don't need reloading. Can use them for suppressing fire.
Didn't know the trick of using explosion before your mech breaks, nice to know.
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>Mfw /v/ wants an all purpose damage dealing tank instead of just working with their team
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>DEFENSE
>Defense Matrix to cover for builders/snipers, so the enemy sees me in front
>as it runs out I go behind cover
>fly over the cover out of sight and flank the enemy
>shoot them in the side/back
>they all turn to me so my team hits them
>boost the fuck away to a big health pack behind their lines
>if someone follows alone he's dead meat, if it's more than one then you've weakened their offense for a bit anyway
>if killed get a new mech to repeat, sometimes close to a full kamikaze attack!

I'm a piece of shit but that's how it's supposed to go with her options, she can't jump into direct confrontation with that size and shit*distance damage, you use your mobility to pick them apart and charge your ult to blow them, escape successfully and start over fresh
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>>337030481

wait... why the fuck is she saying "daijobu"? no wonder it triggered me with the bad accent
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>>337015889
>make shit thread hours ago expecting it to die in 4 posts
>it has 200 posts and is still up hours later

mods do your fucking jobs and end this shilling, is 4chan on fucking blizzards payroll or something?
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>>337022903
They already made a EVA 01 parody with artanis in HOTS, so...
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>>337031698
does D.Va do anal?
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>>337015889
You should be getting up and over people and disrupting defeneses for pushes as DVA
Technically she has the second highest health in the game since she gets 150 after her 400 suit blows up so the idea that she is squishy is retarded.
Defense matrix is a god tier ability and can negate any damage she looks at even ults like Pharah's
Her rush ability is great for both doing damage and pushing people off of ledges since the knockback is pretty severe. Also the fact that she can control it and use defense matrix during it means she is a god tier rusher that can rush into a fight and be the focus of attention and take down a turret or bastion while the rest of the team gets in behind you.
Also their is literally no better ult for clearing a control point than hers as the bladt radius is fuck huge. I prefer to fly above a control point and eject in mid air and let the suit fall back down, I call it the Hiroshima.
Even when her suit is gone the reload speed and fire rate on her pistol is still better than some characters like mercy and she can still do decent damage to people while her mech recharges.
All in all she is a pretty balanced hero and can be useful if you know how to play her well
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>>337033173
>/v/ talks about a game
>MODS DELETE THIS I DONT LIKE THIS GAME
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>>337018157
>she can see the porn tab of her you have open in the other window
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>>337033607
>shills shill their game
>MODS DELETE THIS I DONT LIKE THIS GAME
ftfy
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>>337015889

>Slut

Do you really have to use that word? Just because she is attractive it doesnt mean she is a slut. It is very disrespectful.
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>>337033513
No. I think she's more of a "dominate you with her hands and feet" kind of girl. If you're lucky she might let you fuck her pussy, though.
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>>337019735
>LITERALLY raped until she mindbroke and killed her husband
>best girl
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>>337030481
She speaks in it when she respawns, and sometimes when she activates Defense Matrix and Boosters.
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TIPS FOR D.VA AND TRACER GO GO GO
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>>337017970
This is simply not true
The dragon ult and a few others don't work
Also laser weapons like symmetra winston zarya and others aren't eleminated only projectile weapons. It also doesn't work on melee like Reinhardt's or Genji's ult either. Its a good ability but it is easily countered by a lot of others.
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>>337033739
yeah, because shilling takes the form of virgins talking about their favorite fake girl
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>>337034228
HIT AND RUN
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>no lolis in the game

it's fun, but 7/10 at best
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>>337034395
Alright pedo not like your opinion matters
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>>337033789
Pretty girls are statistically more likely to be sluts than ugly girls. Therefore D.Va is a slut.
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>>337034497
neither does yours :^)
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>>337034395
I'm still waiting for the blonde twin tail grumpy loli personally
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>>337033871
>I think she's more of a "dominate you with her hands and feet" kind of girl.

I would definitely enjoy some non-penetrative sex with her.
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>>337034610
name/picture?
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>>337034395
They're already pushing the limits for being western devs. Maybe in a different world where Overwatch is made in Japan.
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I would fuck D.Va's daughter.
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>>337019474

>D.Va and Lucio

STOP
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>>337034935
Anon, you cannot fuck our child. I forbid it.
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>>337034905
>shinobu
>boobs
What.
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>>337034905
It's nothing new for Blizzard to outsource their shit to Korea though. They could produce anime if they cared enough.
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>>337034228
Don't rush objectives..if anything she should be played similar to the edgy skeleton guy.

Except she's better than him because she can scope out snipers/archers,fly to wherever they are,kill them and then proceed to put the fight to rest of the team/help block incoming damage for her team.

You have to use your brain while playing her pretty much
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>>337019474
Road Hog and Tracer
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Are there going to be new maps and characters later on or is what we see in the beta everything we are going to get?
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>>337035153
>Korea
>anime
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>>337035021
Teenager from, do you even monogatari?
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>>337035462
I heard 12 maps on release, with them rotating maps in and out over time. Also apparently there is two more support characters in the works.
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>>337026384
>grab it as Road Hog
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>>337035496
>implying most modern annie mays aren't outsourced to cheap korean studios to rush it out and force people to buy BD's because of the shitty korean quality
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>>337035779
I thought they were outsourced to Taiwan? Even then, it's rarely entire shows outsourced.
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>>337035771
>Boost and jump out
>Think I'm safe
>Suddenly see Reinhardt charging towards me with the mech in front of him
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>>337035496
>What is Dong Woo Animation
>What is DR Movie
>What is G&G Entertainment
Educate yourself, dumb anime poster.
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>>337035462
New characters and maps, all free.
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>>337035770
>>337036086
Now the $40 price tag isn't seeming so bad to be honest
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>>337036060
>Anime (Japanese: アニメ?, [anime] ( listen))[a] is Japanese hand-drawn or computer animation. The word is the abbreviated pronunciation of "animation" in Japanese, where this term references all animation without regards to the nation of origin.[1] Outside Japan however, anime is used to refer specifically to animation from Japan

>Outside Japan however, anime is used to refer specifically to animation from Japan

Educate yourself, idiot.
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>>337026525
Try hard is a terrible insult that I've never understood. You know what's fun? Winning. I hate people that are just ok with losing
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>>337018202
What the fuck do you have any idea how creepy that comment was? >_>
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>>337035341
which?
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>>337036275
I have a friend who rages like a sperg every time he dies. I don't find it fun playing with him. I think he's a try hard because he's so focused on winning that he's completely bringing the team down with his sperg attacks. That's what I regard a try hard.
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>>337035734
bakemono is best mono
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anyone got the pic of Zarya crushing the melon?
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>>337036208
Yeah but with a model like that I'm not quit sure how long they'll keep the game alive with no more money coming in over time.
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>>337019474
>tracer and windowmaker

:^)
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>>337036592
Maybe they'll rely on cosmetics and so on? There are limits to how much they can jew us considering how hard their other IPs have failed this gen.
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>>337036592
You'll probably be able to buy currency with cash dollars, but whatever man, all it takes is a level to get a box of shit.
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>>337033925
you say that like its a bad thing
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>>337036468
>not koimono
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>>337031287
>LET'S GET IT DOOOOWN
>JOIN MEEEEE
>AGAIN,AGAIN!
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>>337027123
Why is she so purple?
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>>337036049
>playing on Greece
>me and the enemy Reinhardt just end up suicide tackling each other off the stage about 5 times
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>>337036592
Probably skins and loot crates. Even more so if the waifus are showing more skin.

I never understood how people got so into digital cosmetic shit like TF2 hats or those moba shit.
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>the only characters I enjoy playing so far are D.Va, Mercy, Reinhardt and Lucio
>absolutely hate the offensive and support characters
>just go D.Va every time I'm on offense or missing a Reinhardt/Mercy, otherwise I feel like I'm not contributing at all

Only rank 11 so I obviously don't know what I'd doing but I'm not sure how far I'll go with D.Va being my only offensive characters at the moment. I killed a pretty organized 5 man with my ult last night surprisingly, still lost though.
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I want her Ult to work via blast radius and not line-of-sight
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>>337015889
D.Va a best.

All my high scores with the exception of healing were made with her
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>>337036779
She tried Willy Wonka's gum.
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>>337037031
That would break it. It already momentarily clears a sight which combin3f with other denial ults is really strong. Radius would clear the entire area
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Did the beta get extended? I thought it was supposed to be over an hour ago
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>>337031698
pretty cool drawing but I doubt she does anything other than pilot the mech, she was a fucking pro gamer
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>>337037349
It got extended to the 10th
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>>337037349
one more day.
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>>337036223
>I'm so mad that I'll cite dictionaries all to disregard the fact that my favorite lolis are actually being drawn in Korea
Whatever definition helps you sleep at night :^)
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>>337037481
And then there's this faggot that uses emoticons to cover up the gaping wound where his ass used to be
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>>337026325
>get two legendary skin drops
>they're all for this girl

I've never been happier about a beta reset in my life.
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Day one waifu

And I haven't even bought the game yet
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>>337037665
They're still being drawn in Korea, ad hominem or no, anon. Let it go. You're making a fool out of yourself :^)
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>>337015889
>amazing porn

that's the only thing necessary, you can't do sellable porn of bastion so there's that
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>>337037674
>implying there will be any legendary drops post release
I don't think you quite realize how pay4everything model works
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>>337037769
I preordered it just for her D.VA has captured my heart
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>>337019474

Official Overwatch OTP list:
Mercy x Soldier 76
Tracer x Widowmaker
Pharah x my dick
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>>337026325
SOMEONE MAKE HER GREEN AND GIVE HER CUTE LITTLE TUSKS
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Get good, fag
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>>337038468
pepe go home
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>>337038537
>showing off your low level games
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>>337037674
D.Va leg skins are pretty bad hope she gets something better later.
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>>337027123
>my face I will forever see Asagi in her
>my face I always think of breaking her mind with my dick
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>>337036703
original is always best
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>>337036501
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>>337038909
>using level as an accurate measurement for skill in an fps
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>>337038029
you'll still get loot boxes faggot.
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>>337040328
In Overwatch you get more exp the better you play.
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>people saying Winston is anything but shit
How do I play this nigger?
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>>337040504
And?
It doesn't matter how quickly or slowly you get exp, it's still possible for a bad player to be max level because you don't lose exp for playing badly.
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>>337040568
An assassin
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>>337040504
Yeah, all that means is you just leveled up faster at the end of the day. that's why can have so many higher level players yet they can be utter garbage in the matches your playing with them, Levels don't mean shit in the long run just how much time time you sunk into it
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>>337040328
At that early of a point you level up after almost every single match
The majority of people in that scoreboard have likely played less than 10 games. It's not really impressive to brag that you beat a bunch of people who have played for less than an hour
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>>337015889
>absolutely garbage in gameplay

Are we playing the same game?
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>>337015889
Shes not hot garbage but shes far from the best ""tank"" hot monkey dick is a much better and more consistent disruptor and reinhardt a more reliable defensive wall and theres a reason both have seen more tourneyfag play

That said her ability to fuck up pubs is pretty solid, only her ult and main guns outside of close range feel lacking, and thats what boosters and shields are for, all around shes solid and honestly pretty enjoyable, I think I still have more fun with some other chars but I've done some heavy lifiting with her, biggest issue I've been running into is once you start facing competent widowmakers that take advantage of her giant center of mech 2x spot, is that most of them can pop you as you jump out for the 1 hit
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>>337037105
D.Va really is the best
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>>337038338
>>337036601
Kill yourself.
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>>337041053
it's just retards that see the word "Tank" and assume she's just supposed to be another Reinhardt
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D.VA is decent when played by a competent person, but more often than not she's useless because she's played by a retard. The real absolute garbage characters are Torbjorn and Bastion. Torb's only positive is setting down easily destroyed and mentally retarded turrets that are at best only good for catching unaware squishies once or twice. Bastion has god-tier DPS but is utterly incapable of competing against even a remotely competent group and is a complete sitting duck.

I will say that bastion mounted on the payload with a reinhardt and a mercy is just about the most cancerous shit ever, but even that's not too tough to counter if your team knows what it's doing.
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where all my chocolate niggas at
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>>337041782
Classes were a mistake
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>>337041839
>Pharah
>anything but lesbian
Pic related.

Also chocolate samus is by far my favorite assault, but her ult just feels so fucking useless most of the time.
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>>337027817
>pubbies
Kek
Is there a non-pub mode?
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>>337041839
I got a super hardon for the old egyptian chic troupe, but Phara is a bit too much footbal jock. She has rather boring highlight reel, emotes, vicotry stances etc
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>>337042008
It's not a win button like Hanzo's but that will probably get nerfed soon.
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>>337042084
I completely agree. I like playing as her but her ult is shit and all of her poses and emotes are boring too.
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>>337016426
>get 40 "kills"
Wow, did you really manage to hit 40 guys with your shotguns
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>>337042008
>but her ult just feels so fucking useless most of the time.
Her ult would be fucking GOAT 10/10 if she were completely mobile during it instead of just hanging up in the air stationary, begging to be shot at.
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>>337042189
>map-wide scream announcing a slow-ass dragon you can defeat by holding A or D for half a second
>win button
you what
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>>337042303
Yeah, that or she needs 250 HP like Nahtim Portent so we don't end up with the inevitable
>Justice rains from ab-AUGHHH
Her ult isn't particularly strong yet turns her into a gigantic pinata. Also why the fuck would they nerf her damage? Her rocket damage is fucking perfect as it is because the splash blows horse cocks and the direct hits (which actually take skill to land) hit like a truck.
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>>337019474
Bastion will fugg D.Va's robot

you read it here first
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>>337019474
I hope you realize that Blizzard already shipped Mercy with the Swedish dwarf cuck
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D.va should get a buff to her damage, move faster while firing and her ult get her ult buffed slightly.
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>>337019474
If they sully my Korean goddess by making her fuck that stoned nigger I will personally murder the writer for Overwatch during Blizzcon.
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>tfw Zenyatta hits like a fucking truck
fuck playing against this guy
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>>337042617
Her ult is fine. It is easily avoidable, but so is every other killing ult in the game and hers already does wonders in taking out tanks and turrets or just straight up area denial
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>>337042942
as a zen main, with discord up I can pretty much throw baseballs of the northstar. However, you have nothing to worry about: Zen is criminally weak in HP. That had better be the first issue they resolve before release
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>>337043127
>No epic skin
trashed
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>>337015889
>>337017450
>>337017484
I wonder if while inside of her mech she's getting teased through her suit by lewd things like tentacles and vibrations
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>>337043000
trips is right, if anything hers does too much compared to the other alts
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>>337043127
where do her legs go when she is lying in there
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>>337043162
I'm afraid he'd be too strong with more hp
Discord is actually so fucking good and his ultimate ability is really good too
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>>337018185
you can't reed gud can u skeeter?
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>D.Va will never send me a winky face in a text

God it hurts to live
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>>337043217
ults*
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>>337016360
Good taste anon
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>>337043235

>>337017484
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>>337043686
Orgasm torture is a good fetish. Unless she's doing that willingly which is still good, but not nearly as kinky.
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>>337019642

Mei
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>>337015889
>people playing Dva like a tank and not balls to the walls offensive
your boost power recharges in 5 seconds, abuse the fuck out of it
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>>337020531
Mercy ask Rein to to take care of himself (like a doctor would on a checkup) and whether he shouldn't retire, to which he answers that he would rather die than to do that.
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>>337043909
She does no damage and thus sucks at offense.
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>>337041839
>she will never almost crush your chest with the pressure she applies with her power armor gauntlets, leaving you breathless as she sucks the living life out of your throbbing cock
>her cold metal arms will never completely immobilize you once she realizes you are about to blow not just a minute in
>she will never make uninterrupted eye contact with you as your cum slowly drips between her brown goddess lips
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>>337041813
This. The people complaining about d.va don't even know how to use her. The people complaining about bastion are low level scrubs
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>>337019474
mercy X reaper

Edgelords X Cute saint girls are the best ships
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I would call D.Va an Assault/Ambush tank. She can't really play defensively because her range is so bad. Her job is to find flanks and force them open, using her shield to absorb the bulk of the enemy's damage, and then disrupting them with her short-range damage and ult, using her passive to escape after the enemy focuses her down. She's not a threat as much as she is a nuisance, and a good D.Va will constantly be harassing the enemy flanks while her team pushes forwards.

However, for all those reasons, she's a garbage Tank. I would never want D.Va as my team's primary Tank, and I think she ought to be reclassified as Offense.
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>>337041839
Is the rest of her body beneath her armor actually modeled?
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Overwatch has garbage derivative gameplay in the first place so its not to be surprised.
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>>337043208
studiobells tumblr
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I hope they don't nerf Pharah's rocket launcher too much. She is fun as fuck.
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her mech is the only thing that slows when it fires, and she becomes useless the second her mech gets destroyed
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>>337016283
Go back to le reddit
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>>337045510
>Tits
This is a female?
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>>337042303
>instead of just hanging up in the air stationary,
There's everyone's issue. You should be flanking the enemy with a barrage of missiles, not simply going up in the air and get completely exposed. More often than not I actually use her ultimate on the ground or just slightly above
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>>337015889
so she emulates hotties in real life.
tight bodies with zero value outside of being fuckable.
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D.Va is a good hero. Shield is good. The rocket boost is good. Ult is pretty good.
DPS is bad if you shoot from miles away like you all retards do. Otherwise she wrecks shit up
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>>337047710
Yeah, She wins most one-on-one encounters.
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>Got Devil Mercy in a box
>Won't be able to keep it

Sad times
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>>337048727
Devil Mercy looks like trash
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>>337019474
>shipping anyone with lucio

stop being a disgusting degenerate
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is Reaper black or mexican
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>>337050804
Hispanic
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>>337016203
Owning other classes like widowmaker and tracer without the mecha feels good.
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>>337027817
>Winston is best tank in game
Weak bait when Reinhardt and Roadhog are around faggot
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>>337017167
D.VA can internalize ,y cock.
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>>337050804
>Reyes
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>>337016483

Mixed race master race?
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>>337033925
Where the fuck did you get that from?
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>>337018157
it's her aegyo!
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>>337052650
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>>337027787
You clearly no nothing about voice acting
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Guys send help. I think I'm addicted to d.va.
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>>337019474
>Reinhardt x Zarya
Trust me
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>>337053783
based
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>>337016483
gee, I don't know, anon
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>>337015889
>How did they fuck this up?
They gave her dual shotguns, and since she never has to reload, they figure they should make her do shit damage.

Honestly, D.Va exists purely to distract the enemy team.
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>>337027817
This. People defend her just because they did some cool killstreak on a noob server
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>>337015889
>absolutely garbage in gameplay

I get 20 killstreaks all the time.
Git gud noob.
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>>337016853
i dont even play winston but if you think he's shit, you havent played any good winstons. out of respect pro-teams gentleman-ban him just because the only actual counter to a winston is another winston/bastion and they dont want games to turn into 3-4 winstons/bastions vs 3-4 winstons/bastions.
if he plays his shield right on an objective he is insanely good
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>>337055912
>>337056127
like clockwork
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>>337016483
>white asians

As opposed to black asians?
Retard.
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>>337018637
tracer is not an assassin lol
her purpose isnt getting kills its to try and keep a tank or two around their spawn for as long as possible.
>>337017970
except roadhog pulls her in and shoots her massive headshot hitbox twice and the mech is down
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>>337056127
>the character can't be low tier if I can get muh killstreak tactical nuke with it
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>Play as D.va for the first time
>Get a ton of kills, what the fuck her tiny pistol does more damage than her cannons
>Self-Destruct on enemy team has 40 mile radius
>My self-destruct has no range and seemingly only kills myself
D.va is weird, it feels like she is only good at really annoying the enemy team
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>>337016164
>D.Va
>not hot garbage
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>>337015889

IMO she's not that bad, just kind of map dependent

The key is to spam her jetpacks, knock enemies around, it really pisses them off, and only try to kill squishy supports. Also you need to git gud at surviving and harassing in non-mech form

Won't deny she's pretty mediocre to most heroes with the same role but she's... OKAY
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>>337055576
she gets uglier the closer she gets
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Is pharah the lowest skill/highest reward character?
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>>337040328
the games are skill based anon, its like matchmaking in cs or any moba, if youre playing with low level players, generally, you just suck
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>>337057357
that's bastion

pharah is low skill low reward
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>>337057067
That's because she's a tank, she's not supposed to be doing massive damage with her mech. It's more of a crowd control ability to get the attention to you and grinding your ult up. The self destruct only kills players that it has a line of sight to, if they're behind an object it doesn't kill them.
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>>337028484
>lvl 9 playing against 2 widow 2 hanzo
yes im projecting, no i do not care, this is more than likely the truth
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>>337020660

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>>337037385
why would anyone own a mech and not fawn over it constantly?
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>>337057535
I don't understand why they made her a tank. She doesn't tank that well and the fact that she has a lot of hp prevents her from having good damage because muh balance.
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>>337057535
>is a tank
>has a massive fucking headbox

???
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>>337034228
as tracer, try and get somewhat close to the enemy's spawn and look for tanks, get close and unload a mag, drawing their attention. blink away and find another target to do the same on, keep getting back to the tank to make sure he cant get to the frontline, if the tank finally decides to ignore you, get behind him and go for the kill, if you get low, recall. while youre doing this be very careful as by this time the enemy probably has a mccree/roadhog on your ass. if you see a mccree, do NOT get close, i repeat, do NOT get fucking close because he is a massive fag with his flasbang spam roll spam combo. if youre not getting kills with tracer, thats totally fine, so long as youre keeping the enemy distracted.
Heroes you should go after as tracer: Widowmaker - Torbjorn (try to kill his turret first, recall, then blink back in to kill torb himself) - Hanzo - Soldier 76 (if he has his healing ability ready, forget about it, just blink away and be happy you made him waste his heal/helix rockets) - Genji - Reinhardt - Roadhog (only for experienced tracers, if you get hooked, you have 0% chance of survival since he one-shots) - D.va

Heroes to avoid: Bastion - Roadhog (if youre inexperienced) - MCCUNT - Symmetra - Reaper (if he's a shitty you can go for it but any decent reaper will destroy tracer, you do have a slight range advantage so if he just got out of spawn, just bully him around) - Winston - Mei - Spamrat - Pharah (if she's on the ground you can go for it tho)
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>>337017484
i want to fuck that mech
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>>337034228
d.va: dont play her lmao
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>>337044949
?? she will more than likely not get nerfed as she is considered one of the harder heroes to play (in the upper level, not some lvl 20 pub shit)
>>337048079
>tracer - Genji - Reaper - Roadhog - fuckin widow lmao - bastion

either youre a console pleb or youre just a low level scrub playing other low level scrubs
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>>337057067
They really need to fix her fucking hit box. Any retard S:76 can easily hit center mass and get headshots to the point that one magazine kills D.Va's mech. like FUCK. She can't even fucking out dps anyone other than point blank widowmaker and mercy/lucio. Can't tank, can't kill. I have fucking 19 hours on her but holy shit.
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>>337019474
>TracerxWidow
>Mercyx__Pharah
>MeixZarya
>D.vaxBastion
>JunkratxRoadhog
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>>337059349
t. faggot
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The game doesn't exactly tell you that her guns are basically shotguns. They do more damage closer, but have long enough range to still do damage. So people think she's long range. Your boost has a reasonably short cooldown, so you get in there and get out.

Her pistol is still pretty powerful. I killed a Reinhart at 75% HP. Just stay back, since it has long range. Your Ykti charges faster than anyone else.
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>>337058938
I mean in rather close range, if not, use boosters and ram them. Genji could be troublesome, but if he activates the counter, hit him with the robot arms.
Reaper is usually bad news, shield and hope he waste armor and need to reload.
If Roadhog scorpions you, activate shield and just burst him down
widow dies in close range against D.Va.
Against Bastion you should have time to either shield up or run, or both.
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d.va is love d.va is life.

protips:
mech guns have massive diminishing returns on distance. In melee range they are great dmg.
Her charge knocks enemies hit back a bit, making easy targets, or knock into pits / snipers off of roofs
You can Q during charge and the mech will continue charging forward (very useful)
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>Play solo
>Either get carried and it's no fun or put on a shit team and lose even if you get 4 gold medals.
Love some FPS/MOBA, really do.
Good thing my buddy decided he didn't want this game, so now I don't have to waste 40$
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>>337058440
Honestly, I'm constantly headshoting roadhog so by that logic he isn't a tank either
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>>337016203
Giving her something while outside the mek is abit stupid, since you want her to get back on the meka asap. They should encourage players to keep the mek alive not the other way around.
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>>337060239
Are you retarded?
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>>337060239
his headshot hitbox isnt in the center of his body you fucktard, if you miss a headshot on roadhog, you likely missed your shot completely, if you miss a headshot on d.va you still hit them in the body
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>>337015889
>D.Va:s ulti
>Usless
Nigga pls, it can save games.
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>>337051490
>owning tracer as d.va

confirmed noobie playing other noobies
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>>337060487
>you likely missed your shot completely
or you hit is massive belly
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>>337060142
Best way to use her ult is to let go while above/behind them. You want your enemies to waste those precious seconds to look for your mech before running, that way even if they do survive, theyll be injured hard in which they already lost if lucio/mercy is not on their team/died from the explosion.
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NotAsuka gets my dick hard
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>>337060623
Throwing it during a teamfight is the best
>people see the mech about to get his 7 virgins
>start panicking
>have to choose between fleeing and fighting
>they start to flee
>teammates kill them
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>>337041839

is their a sauce on dis famalam
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>People using D.Va as a Tank or some kind of forward Offense
>tfw I'm playing Zennyata

I tap E and kill her mech from long range, medium range, hell even close range feels like a 50/50 chance of me soloing her.

And if my teammates actually help? That mech dies in maybe 1.5 seconds.

For that matter, why is Zen the only good Support? Best Ultimate because it's basically an UBER that heals everyone around him, deals great damage from any range with a potential for instant burst using alt fire, debuff a Tank and they go down quickly, debuff a priority target (Mercy) and she dies in 2 hits, and the longest range heal that keeps on healing regardless of where I am.

He's not even that unbalanced, the other Supports just suck dick by comparison.
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>>337061032
That can work as well, especially in payload overtime, where they have a painful choice of tanking it up or give us space to push forward on the payload and win the game.
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>>337061203
>why is Zen the only good Support?
Isn't. He's so unbearably slow a good team can shoot him down without any hassle
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>>337061203
His heals aren't great but his damage makes up for it. Best character.
>tfw he deals more damage dans dva even though he's a support
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>>337061203
He's quite frail and slow which is his weakness. Any character with a long range weapon and good aim can take him down quite easily.
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>>337060610
>likely

do you even know what the fuck that word means?
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>>337061203
lol It's funny, I play Zenyatta as well. Thing is, he actually needs a buff.
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>>337061737
You're more likely to hit is massive belly. How did n't you understand that?
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>>337061773
movement, thats it
>>337061203
lucio is the best support in the game, hate to break it to you but this nigger is actually really OP atm, literally every pro-team defaults 1 lucio minimum
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>>337061918
How to play as lucio?
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>>337062043
jet set radio around your teammates
right click people off cliffs
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>>337062043
go into your settings, gameplay, in the top right click on 'all heroes', find lucio, find the setting that makes you have to hold shift for the speed boost.

spawn -> shift + e -> get to your team -> let go of shift -> jump around like a nigger on crack and right click enemies off of objectives.

he is extremely easy to play, his ult is for when your team is mostly on the obj and your tank + atleast 1 dps is low, either that or you need to make a final push, just ult, rush the enemy, push them away with right click twice and gg
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There's like 3 D.VA threads up

ya'll niggas need to move to canada
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>>337027314
Anyone got the cast list for the JP audio?

D.VA, quite fittingly, sounds like a deadringer for Asuka.

Needs more Smug taunts
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>>337061918
>lucio is the best support in the game, hate to break it to you but this nigger is actually really OP atm, literally every pro-team defaults 1 lucio minimum
>>337061203
>Zen the only good Support

Lucio runs circles around him
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>>337062548

Zen was really broken for a bit then they nerfed the piss out of him and he kinda sucks now.

Lucio however is hilariously good because he can heal or speed up the team while being pretty good on offense due to his shockingly decent main weapon, his knockback, and his wallrunning.
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>>337062687
I know.
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>>337028134
no but they definitely nerfed tracer's ass in addition to changing the pose.
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>>337061191
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/e9/be/e9bef2219cd4ee6a593b4e8afc947d79.webm?5198323

here.
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>>337056127
every action you make in that webm would persuade me to believe you've never played an fps before
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>>337062430
Winston: Atsushi Imaruoka
Tobjorn: Binbin Takaoka
Tracer: Emiri Kato
Junkrat: Hiroki Goto
Symmetra: Hitomi Nabatame
McCree: Jurota Kusogi
Lucio: Hitomi Nabatame
Reinhardt: Kenji Nomura
Mei: Lynn
Zenyatta: Manmosu Nishio
Zarya: Mitsuki Saiga
Roadhog: Naomi Kusumi
D.VA: Risa Taneda
Pharah: Romi Park
Reaper: Ryota Takeuchi
Mercy: Sayaka Ohara
Widowmaker: (who else?) Shizuka Ito
Hanzo: Shuhei Sakaguchi
Soldier 76: Toru Okawa
Genji: Yoshihisa Kawahara
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>>337028271
So her job is disruption? That's what Winston does except Winston does it better, like a lot better.

D.Va can slowly boost into people, Monkey can fly at them quick as hell.

D.Va can shield herself when they turn to focus her, Monkey can shield himself too and also keep attacking.

D.Va can use her low damage shotguns to hurt one enemy (they can just run away though because of how slow she is when shooting);

Monkey King can use his weapon to hit multiple enemies with 100% accuracy at basically the same range as D.Va's cannons. He can shoot through shields. He can wipe 6 symmetra turrets in less than a second. He can kill Genji through deflect. All while still monkeying around at full tilt.

D.Va's ult just means hide behind a lamppost, Winston's ult means you do about 400 dmg to him then deal with a monkey CCing you for a while and then you still have another 500hp of regular modo monkey to deal with.


Winston is one of the strongest heroes in the game, D.Va is one of the weakest. Hopefully they buff her because she's p cute
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You can literally go entire games without dying if you are constantly patroling healthpacks at a choke point with D.Va

I go 15+/0 on Temple of Anubis defense every game

If health>300, go to the two small health packs on the left. If health>150, go get the big health kit on the right. If your mech dies, pot shot with the pistol until you get another. Nerf this when you get it. Put up shields when they're shooting at your teammates behind you.

D.Va is all about constantly recycling her mech so you can never kill her.
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>>337063346
why is that man trying to parallel park in a public residence
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Those huge feet. I love it
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>>337063610
exhibitionists often like to write their own rules for fetish to grow.
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>>337016676
>The issue is her weapon.

Stop play her like The Heavy. Your main points are being a bullet sponge with your hp and defence grid until you can rocket+self-destruct your mech into a juicy crowd of enemies. The guns are her weakest point.
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>When an enemy team doesn't realize chappy can fucking move
Bastion can be really fun when you don't just stick in a turret like a retard.
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This game feels pretty casual. There are no kills, just "eliminations".
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