Why are CS:GO pros so much more alpha than Moba pros?

>>324062157

contain your manlust

Because half of CSGO pros are known to use cheats

>>324062157
wow he curls, so fit right guise?

lmao nodelts

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>>324062248
damn someone's jealous

Ive always wondered the same thing

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this buff dota 2 player is also a master of krav maga, meaning he could most likely fuck that guy up in a few seconds

they all have autism so why care

>>324062673
>krav maga

Biggest meme shit ever.

>>324062673
>krav maga

lol

>cloud9
>alpha anything

lol

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Jesus Christ.

The difference is huge.

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Meanwhile this is what the actually good csgo players look like.

krav maga aka jewjitsu aka time to get your lunch money stole you heeb nerd

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DIGITAL

STEROIDS

>>324062883
>>324062982
it means he knows how to fight and is not all curl aesthetics like the guy in the OP

>>324062248
>>324062337
btfo jellyfat

curlazoid btfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHhhkiPSWw

Dudes a legit retard

>>324063041
>vintage VP

I want them back

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>>324062157

My dad is way sexier than that faggot.

>>324063401
my dad is dosia

>>324063368
I don't. current VP is probably the most based CIS lineup ever

>>324063463
>Smile
>NS
>prime illidan

I would take that over Virtus Throw

>>324063159
On average the best CS:GO pros look way better than the best Dota2/LoL pros bro.

>>324062157
>those insertions
L MAYO

>>324062337
>would suck dick

>>324063159
JW isn't even that good anymore. I mean he's a really god AWP'er, but there's quite a few who's on his level and even some who's above him.

>>324063863
olofmeister is a better awper.

skadoodle is a better awper (but not a better player overall).

>>324063314
>fat
top kek m8

everybody that does some weightlifting can look good with a pump and good lighting

dont be so delusional

Hey, shootan game fans. Are there any old pro players in your kind of games?

I just 30 today and I realized most of moba's pro players are all under 20. Maybe I should go back to fightan games. At least they have Uncle Valle ;_;

>>324064206
Taz, from Virtus Pro, playing CSGO is 29 years old. That's about olders I could think of. That's just the way of life. The older you get the worse your reaction time gets and so on.

>>324063863
AWP update chopped of some of his awp dick

>>324063637
for sure

Dota isn't too bad but the LoL guys are so introverted you can't even watch them talk in public without cringing.

>>324063863
>>324065001
he said in the thooorin reflections interview he doesn't even consider himself an awp'er anymore.

WHERE IS IT SEAN?

SEAN?????

>>324062157
Freakazoid is a major douchebag. What a shit generalization.

post more handsome pros

>>324065530
What does him being a douchebag have to do with anything?

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>>324065590
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>>324065663

>>324065609
there's a difference between being alpha and being a douche

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>>324065590

>>324065862
OK

>>324065835
Nerd's hairless ass is not lewd, it's disgusting

>>324065663
That's a really weird way of corecting yur pants.

>>324065663
who the fuck pulls up their pants like that.

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>>324065590

>>324065945
>fifflaren
>disgusting

dunk yourself

>>324065931
would marry

>>324062157
Dendi's got a bigger dick

>>324066032
Who? Am I supposed to know every nerd swedish faggot?

>>324066076

You don't meet girls at the bus or walking on the street.

The gym is a place where it's possible but it's a stretch.

You meet them at places people go to hang out, school, bars, events, etc..

That aside your bro may be strong but is he aesthetic? That is the most important part.

why does this
"IM A GAMER, BUT IM FIT"
meme exist? It's like the "Im not like other girls.." meme but 10x worse because there's no pussy involved

Freakazoid isn't alpha, if anything he's a beta cuck.
>constantly talks about autistic /fit/ shit on stream
>always complaining about how he hasn't gotten laid in a while
>gets mad because he sucks dick at counter-strike
>passive aggressive and spewing aussie-tier banter every game

Curlazoid is petty as fuck, but I guess that's just the standard for americuck players.

>>324066341
I don't know what you're talking about. There are pro gamers and some of them are fit.

What's the problem?

>>324066167
neck yourself

>>324066076
life isnt about sex boy.

you will understand after puberty passes.

>>324062337
fuck i want him to destroy my anus

n-no homo

>>324066438

Yea life is only about sex if you're good looking and tall.

If not then life's about getting as much money as possible to live comfortably in this world because you sure as fuck won't be enjoying the ride without money.

>>324066356
>constantly talks about autistic /fit/ shit on stream
Since when does this make someone beta?

>always complaining about how he hasn't gotten laid in a while
Never heard him say this. Plus he's got a hot GF.

>gets mad because he sucks dick at counter-strike
>passive aggressive and spewing aussie-tier banter every game
wtf he's fine. People like moe, Steel, and DaZed get pissed as fuck when they get shit on. Freakazoid tends to shrug it off. Sometimes Steel and others yell at him and he takes it well.

When he says "I don't care about haters" and repeats it 50 times that annoys me. But you're just pulling shit out of your ass.

>>324066421
no, there's an actual "Im not like other gamers, I'm FIT" meme, especially among streamers

as if being fit shouldn't be the de facto standard

>>324066645
There's a meme? What is the meme and who spews it? Got names?

I know there are cringey redditor fucks who would say something like this, but I don't see people like Freakazoid talking much about it.

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>>324062157
>>324062337
Lmao, I look way fucking better than this nigga.

>The end of round delay (after a new round starts once a round has finished) has been shortened to three seconds.

Good luck getting that AWP after you win the round

>>324066791
Is this a joke

Because obviously csgo is so easy you can camp and play with one hand while the other uses a shake weight.

>>324066793
yeah I think that bajeera guy actually went on a rant before about how a lot of gamers are slobs and he's different because he drinks protein shakes and eats bare chicken breasts while playing WoW

I don't know Freak so I can't say whether he's like the memers or not.

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>>324065590

>>324066840
Snax is that you?

post dosia

he gave everything

>>324062157
>I watched Jersey Shore regularly

>>324066970
he said handsome

nice bod but ugly face

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>>324067104
his face isn't bad imo

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dota has toned israely that is trained in krav maga
beat that csfags

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>>324062157
So alpha = obnoxious dickheads everybody hates?

Good to know.

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>>324063239
>it means he knows how to fight and is not all curl aesthetics like the guy in the OP

>>324062673
i remember when I was 12 and thought krav maga did anything

>>324067363
>dota has pale jews

we know

>>324062157
freakazoid was a cheater in source and was a massive douchebag

its no wonder that people in csgo community nowadays idolize him

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Head on over to /fit/ and see how alpha a gym membership makes you.

>>324066970
>>324067293
Caleb syndrome, nice body, bland butterface

>>324067363

We have two Jews who match fixed, can't get any more Jewish than that

>>324065663
Who's that, allu?

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>>324067363
i miss the fuccboi team

>>324067652
it says who it is on the shirt nigger

>>324063401
dad > kripp > trump >>>> everything else

>>324066791

What the fuck happened. xPeke used to be beautiful, now he has multiple chins.

>>324067765
I see.

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>>Why are CS:GO pros so much more alpha than Moba pros?
pls

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>>324068369
he's getting old

>>324065992
>>324066017
He was pulling his underwear up underneath.

>>324063401
Reminder that he literally got cucked by his friend.

>>324068692
To be fair, it's pretty much impossible to be involved with hearthstone and not have gotten cucked

>>324067971
The official LCS pics always look odd