Genesis 3

MELEE GAMES NOW

LETS FUCKING GO

DRAFT IN 4 HOURS

LETS DO THIS

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FALCON WILL NEVER WIN A HUGE TOURNAMENT AND IT FEELS BAD BUT HEY LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME

we crews now
>first for hbox sucks

UNPLUG THE CONTROLLER, DOG. UNPLUG THE CONTROLLER

FORFEIT MAH NIGGA

>tfw your friend is playing at Genesis but probably won't get on stream

>>324050303
JUST GOT OFF WORK, CAN I HAVE A TL;DR: ON EACH OF THESE SUBJECTS?
I NEED THEM ON MY DESK BY NOW

no posts dead game

>tfw just installed 20xx for the first time
I'm on my way boys

>LEFFENS VISA

>>324050303
>CHUDAT SEXUAL EXPERIENCES
I wish to know more about this
>MANGO IN JAIL
more like his crazy gf :^)

is melee actually streaming somewhere now or is it just tr4sh?

>>324050847
We're all gonna make it

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Posts the streams in the OP fat whopping dikdiks
Melee main: /ShowdownSmash
Melee side: /ShowdownSmash2
Wii U crews: /ShowdownGG
Wii U pools: /ShowdownGG2
64: /LA_Smash

>>324051059
melee at showdownsmash and showdownsmash2

sm4sh at showdowngg2

>>324051220
thx brah

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>>324051165
>posting steams

>>324051059
http://www.genesisgaming.gg/streamschedule/

>>324050303
>>MANGO IN JAIL

For fuck's sake, again?

>Moonwalking in neutral

True Falcon main

>>324051336
His girlfriend this time

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>mango
>sticking your dick in crazy

Anyone else tired of this shitty analysis desk?

I get Smash is trying to be eSports but holy shit I just want to see some games

>>324051336
mango lives in a state of perpetual incarceration

>>324051575
its not like theres multiple streams or something

>>324051575
Watch the other streams

>>324051509
fuck those tits are perfect

Netplay, anyone?
d2c494bc

>>324051708
Most fat chicks can push their fat globs up into a perfect bra to hide their gut yes.

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>>324051708
Disgusting

>>324051708
someone post that pic of her and the girl she tried to stab

I can't find it but the butterface was realer than it usually is

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can't wait for tomorrow so the actually interesting matches start

>>324052192
>implying

crews are today bro

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PPMD's ex
https://twitter.com/RyanRiesling/status/686305259291987968

this link Kreygasm

It's cool seeing this link's hopes slowly deteriorate as the match goes on.

>>324052516
>boobs
>flat as a board

>SBU filled with loud retards and Asians
So fucking glad I left that shitty school.

esam sucks cocks

>>324052876
fuck you, he's getting top 4 this year

>>324052516

>Tweeting about how she wants to get fucked by some black guy
>Posting shit when "turned on"
>Being trashy in general


I find that disgusting even if she is just a random porn whore. Like, have some fucking class. Being this much of a tryhard just because you're in porn is just dumb.

>HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A SLUT LOL AND I LOVE IT
>I'M REALLY PERVY YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I'M PORN
>LOOK AT MEEEEE

For fuck's sake.

>>324052838
>current year
>hating on asians

>>324053093
>Implying

He wont make Top 8

>>324053093
I hope so.

>>324053165
you do know he's made top 8 at every single major, right?

>>324053093
Does he still play melee or are you talking about Brawl 2 aka the irrelevant smash competitive smash game?

Webs is underrated

Why isn't druggedfox playing sheik?

3.5 HOURS UNTIL ISAI MAKES HIS RETURN

LETS GO MINTY

>>324053297
Not at a tournament with 20+ Japanese. I think he'll get 9th tbqh

>>324053486
what's this about? he's gonna play memelee again?

what the fuck is that abortion of a controller?

>>324053454
he mains falco now

>>324053297
he got 9th at Big House which was the last actual sm4sh major of 2015. MLG was like a super regional

>>324053632
the fuck. why would he do that?

>>324053586
Nah he just hasn't been playing 64 for like a year letting a bunch of posers think they're the best in his place.

Feel bad for the dude in pools who has to play his second game against him.

>>324053673
Dreamhack was a major as fuck nigger.

>>324053730
>dreamhack
>sm4sh

>>324053730
Thats why I said sm4sh major

>>324053149
You mean the Asian I roomed with who smoked outside my window (even when I told him not to), played League of Legends until 6 AM all while screaming CAO NI MA ("Fuck your mom") and outright refusing to get onto the EST normal sleep schedule? Nah, fuck em. They also fucking hate anybody who isn't Chinese/Jap, and get into little groups and don't talk to ANYBODY unless they need something from you.

Who /always cheers for Peach/ here?

druggedfox sucks

based fitz!

MINTY THE FRAUD

>based
>thank you based
cringe af

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>keyboard controller

>tfw you have a better falco than druggedfox

Bob$ looks like a con man

>>324054298
he was looking pretty bad until that last almost-stock

>Flying cross country only to get fucked
Mmm, that feels good.

>>324054298
prove it you faggot

>>324053727
he was having more fun playing falco than sheik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6swrRC9Wi4

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>>324054445
no

fitz you got this

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>tfw no Web bf

Is there a stream link or something

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>M2K loses suitcase
>Depressed.exe opened
>Turns out he left it at check-in all along

Laugh out loud Jason Zimmerman

>>324054558
such a cute

>>324054663
From Cinnaminson, New Jersey.

>memelee
>fox
>fox
>fox
>fox
>fox

>tr4sh
>sheik
>sheik
>sheik
>sheik
>sheik

why do they even stream pools

>>324051042
What happened with his gf

>>324054815
You don't have to watch them

>austincuckious

FUGGG fitz had that

>>324054815
especially since top 64/32 aren't even in R1 pools

>>324054815
It's kinda funny that both games actually get a lot more diverse once you get to the better players

>>324054893
She stabbed PPMD's porn star ex

>>324054893
she thought her friend (who does porn) was fucking mango and accused her of it while they were at a bar or something. A scuffle ensued

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>no aMSa

I miss him he is kawaii but has a big important Japanese job now

>>324053504
Who gives a shi about japanese? The American smash scene had pooped on Japan since 2008

I mean fuck m2k and zero went to Japan for smash 4 and shat on everyone

>>324054924
Top 32 for sm4sh are in pools but not Melee 64 like you said

>>324055084

Wait, so did aMSa retire?

>college crews
SO FUCKING BORING


When are the real crews starting?

>>324055170
No, but he couldn't attend after earlier saying he would.

>>324055189
3 HOURS NOW ENJOY AMATEUR HOUR YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH

>>324055170
I believe he said he could only attend 2 US majors and Genesis 3 wasn't one of them

>>324055189
http://www.genesisgaming.gg/streamschedule/

>>324053727
He says he feels like he can't play consistently with Sheik

Not sure why playing consistently bad sounds like a better option to him but whatever. I just hope he doesn't play Falco during the crew battle, otherwise that crew is basically fucked

>>324054815
I've been watching the melee stream for only a few minutes and i've only seen peach, sheik, and falco so far, fuck off with this stupid fox only meme

>>324055084
>Important

He's just a salaryman that gets cucked out of ever taking vacation time.

>>324054815
I've been watching the smash 4 stream for only a few minutes and i've only seen peach, sonic, and cloud so far, fuck off with this stupid sheik only meme

>>324051509
HAM


BEAST

>>324054983
>>324055082
Sauce?

How far into the Smash 4 bracket will M2K get before he forfeits?

>>324055643
most proof has been deleted iirc
50k bail

ITT: bold predictions

>zer0 will lose to Seagull Joe again
>PPMD will make grand finals
>mew2king will face Isai in the finals for Smash 64, but get destroyed
>Wizzy will outplace johnny
>Westballz will beat two gods yet again

>>324055708
Probably a few rounds. Even without being serious at the game he still does alright.

>>324053727
because he realized 98% of sheik players are faggots
>m2k
>laudandus
>overtriforce
>plup
actual faggots
>kirbykaze
>reno
>tafo

the only cool sheiks are shroomed and swedish

on the other hand the gayest falco we have is PPMD who is a badass

>>324055643
http://internetbehavingbadly.tumblr.com/post/136999436606/top-professional-gamers-girlfriend-accuses-a

>>324055759
Only the last one has a remote chance of happening

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POST YOUR FANTASY TEAMS

>>324055816
sad thing is that he really wants to be serious at it. he's been practicing it a lot recently. what a waste of time

>>324055759
PP saqid like a week ago his health is still too bad to even be able to track Falco shfflasers.

He's probably gonna get bodied and not even make top 8.

>>324055643
https://twitter.com/RyanRiesling/status/685929507904065536
This is the girl mango's gf tried to stab. There used to be a pic of Lauren and her up but ChocoboLauren is apparently no longer active lmao

>>324055926
dude, if you think PPMD would enter the tourney without at least having some confidence that he can hang around, you're mistaken.

he'll do alright

>>324056009
ppmd will lose to lucky

>>324056009
Nah dawg he's fucked, he just went for the people.

First he gives everyone 50% off pizza, then he goes to Genesis because everyone has been asking him to despite his reluctance.

>>324055842
>>324056006
>Mango's fat GF goes fucking crazy, goes to jail
>Mango now gets to live with cute babby Mango and only has to pay for two people on his Twitch/Melee salary

Sounds like Mango made off like a bandit on this.

>>324056279
Yeah but he's got no-one to babysit Mango Jr while at tournies.

I wouldn't trust other Smashers to take care of a toddler.

>>324056379
You're forgetting, this is mango's kid
If he falls down the stairs he'll just tech it
It's in his genes

Hey it's Azen!

I know him from the four hour long Smash thing I watched.

>>324056379
Reminds me of when Mango told his stream about how Mangobaby would wake up s2j and would freak out and say "what the fuck get the fuck off me"

>>324056498
>Azen
More like has-been.
>>324056613
>Mango told his stream
>his stream
It was the Scar and Toph Show, though they did refer to it as Mango & Pals Show.

>>324056975
>>his stream
my b

>>324055759
That third one would be pretty hard considering M2K isn't even playing 64

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>isai only going dk
Does he stand a chance for 1st? I wanted to see go full power with rat.

>wii u crews are 2 stock games
thats seems really dumb and feels like it should be 3

>>324055849
Wizzy could outplace S2J, I mean he did it at Dreamhack

>>324057494
They're 3

>>324057494
The game takes long enough with 2 stocks, the matches wouldn't end with 3.

>>324057470
>wanting to see his Pikachu
>over his link and puff
cmon dude

>>324055842
i just looked it up on the inmate information for LASD.

she received a misdemeanor and the bail is at $0.00 now so i'm guessing she's out.

>>324055926
I'm pretty sure he was like that even during summit though, and his health has been improving, albeit slowly

That said he also only had to play top 16 + a few challenge matches at Summit. I imagine an entire tournament bracket will be pretty exhausting for him, so wouldn't be surprised if he ends up playing worse than at summit. Hopefully he'll at least make top 8

>>324057470
He actually does, but BoomFan will beat him.

Not even Isai's Golden Oozaru DK can beat Boom's Falcon, but it's also funny that Isai just disrespects everyone so much that he's gotten tired of shitting on everyone as good characters and so just uses some of the worst in the game for fun.

Does anyone here actually go to tourneys?

I signed up for Shots Fired 2 in March, and I wanted to know what to expect.

>>324057563
oh shit, i thought wii u crews started already, didnt think they were streaming some regular matches on showdowngg

>>324057470
I don't think he can beat Boom with DK

>>324057779
>MVG
Go in with low expectations. Also deodorant. The venue is like 5 mid sized rooms

Someone say when Isai gets on 64

>>324057470
>>isai only going dk

Where did you hear this?

>Lovage on the second stream
What ever happened to him?

>>324058002
64 doesn't start for another three hours.

>>324058002
http://www.genesisgaming.gg/eventschedule

all on PST

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>>324058012

>>324058002
just watch when 64 starts up, i bet there's like 5 entrants lmfao

On lsd and watching Genny Tres. Best life

>>324057779
I've only been to small ones in Ireland but everyone was really nice and helpful.I enjoyed it. I'm working on getting better but it's hard because I'm in a pretty remote location and body all my friends easily

>>324058123

looks happy with his asian bf

>>324058126
238

>>324057947

The main reason I signed up for that one is because it's the only big tourney that was within driving distance for me.

Do you think any big names from Melee and Smash 4 will be there?

>>324058412
M2K,Armada, HBox for Melee. Probably Zero Nairo Nakat and more for Sm4sh they have a list

>>324057779
For melee? Prepare to get bodied. Try to play a lot of friendlies for practice. Record your matches if you can, if you are serious about getting better.

>>324057607
Link is garbage, puff is pretty cool. I was more saying I want to see how he stands up against the best. I think over all he's probably the best 64 player but I don't think he's unbeatable, especially when playing dk. I know he'll make at least top 8.

ZeRo needs to fucking shave.

>>324056486
underrated post

>>324058059
i don't know but that fucker is the reason i decided to learn how to get good. this vid blew my mind when i saw it the first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=238BPPK4xd0

seems pretty standard these days but this video is pretty damn old

>>324058841
only redditors think that shit is funny

>>324057779
Everyone is nice and helpful, just grind friendlies and don't be upset if you don't advance in bracket as it will be your first tournament. Honestly as long as your not don't act annoying or dickish everyone is cool.

What time is 64 stream?

>>324059197
www.genesisgaming.gg/streamschedule/

Abandango's Meta Knight is godly

>>324059170

I'm just hoping to meet one of the Melee or Smash4 greats. Maybe even get some playing tips from them.

I'm not expecting to do well in Melee at all, though.

>>324059239
thank you anon

>>324059373

Save up money, in that case.

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>>324059324

>Abadango doesn't play Pac-Man anymore

You know, I really like Webs commentary

>>324059553
Webs is a fantastic commentator, especially for newer players. He's great at pointing out small things and generally keeping the stream flowing

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>Abadingo

>THIS
>WARIO
>PLAYER
>IN
>MELEE
>POOLS
>A
>ROOKIE
>FECK

>>324059373
I've never met a player that high ranking but if you want tips maybe find other people who play your character. If you ask people for help during friendlies they'll most likely help you. Every time we get new people at my weekly some of the top players help them and give them advice.

>>324059373
Met both Zero and Nairo but both at 30 man locals. Both were really chill but might be swamped at a 500 man major.

>>324059698
Dude, A Rookie is probably the best Mario other than Scorp

Is that KirbyKaze? I thought he quit

>>324060065
This is his last tournament

>>324059982
PPMD > Scorpion Dorpion > A Rookie

desu

>DruggedFox
>Doesn't play Fox
>KirbyKaze
>Doesn't play Kirby
Its the Battle of the Frauds

>>324060189
t. A Redditor

>>324060163
PPMD is probably my favorite player but he his Mario got rekt by Scorp at Summit.

THAT KIRBYKAZE AMSA TECH HOLY FUCK

>>324060163
SchlimmShady is better than A Rookie

druggedfox's falco isn't so bad after all

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>>324060439
>Amsa tech

is it draft now?

>>324060439
>Amsa tech
:-)

>>324060163
Wobbles > PPMD > Scorp a Dorp > A Rookie > Me

>trying to learn a spacie
>never know which one to dedicate myself to

Currently leaning towards Fox but I can't get the hang of double laser and or consistent short hops

>>324060439
>Amsa tech
:^)

>>324060608
Not for another 2 hours

>>324060439
h

>Ads

boy I sure love that nintendo sponsorship, they really are doing a lot to help out Genesis

>>324060921
Do you not want Nintendo to help out? Seriously dude it's nice that the people providing alls this free content are getting paid some

>>324060921
I love how absolutely none of the details are publicized

>>324061071
>Do you not want Nintendo to help out?

absolutely not. They give nothing in return except for a barrage of annoying ads, plus any tournament with a ninty sponsorship can't have PM so they can fuck off

>>324060672
If you're leaning towards fox maybe just stick with him.

>>324061071
>people providing alls this free content are getting paid some
is there a source for that? I don't think we know any of the details

the Nintendo sponsorship was announced about a week ago, which makes me think they aren't doing anything for the tourney besides "Let us stream ads or else."

>>324061228
And money?

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>>324060672
have you tried quickly sliding your thumb from y to b for shdl?

>sailormoon420

best tag yet

>>324061357
afaik they don't contribute to the prize pool, I think the most they do is provide some setups (that have to be returned after) they are just pointless leechers at this point

>>324061485
>Leechers
>when they made the games
okay

>>324061485
i thought gaminggenerations does all the setups

afaik, many people dont know what exactly nintendo does besides ads

>>324061556
>NoA makes games

Any top icys players at the tourney?

>>324061719
>Only NoA sponsers tournaments

>>324061485
>>324061556
>>324061607
I heard it was a gun to the head type situation. Partner with us or get shut down

>>324061361
That's what I've been trying, but since I normally jump with X it's really uncomfortable for my thumb

>>324061607
Nintendo supplied Wii U setups to GG for APEX2015, but we don't know if Nintendo helped them out for G3nesis also probably not

>>324061556
As far as the competitive melee community goes, yes, they do nothing for the players.

If they treated sponsoring tourneys like Capcom sponsors Street Fighter it would be a different story, but they basically just slap their name on the side, throw a few ads up and let the rest of the people do literally everything

>>324060672
Shit like that seems impossible at first but with practice it will soon become second nature

>>324061446
There was a guy who played Ken at Evo 2013 called something like SuperSayain3Goku or something

>>324061801
>I heard
>>324061824
And they are allow to I don't see what so bad other than a illegal mod not beiong played.

MACD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>324061071
They literally didn't provide shit except a FEW setups and because of those there's no 20xx/PM and they get to spam ads out the ass

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>>324061228
As a mainly PM player in a country that loves PM to death, I agree completely. Fuck Nintendo and fuck twitch.We're not allowed to stream PM on any channel that has a sub button but melee and Tr4sh are fine. Even if we're not sponsered by them. They're trying to kill off some of the most dedicated fans of their game.

>>324061485
They provided some wii u's and copys of sm4sh. Nothing major though

>>324061361
Controller thread? Mine is modded to have the thumbstick of my brothers old wii controller and I took the L and R's from my best friends OG controller. It's becoming a controller made of my friends old smash stuff.

>>324060189
>Dr Peepee
>Doesn't play Dr Mario

>>324062031
It's more than you did.

>>324062140
OOOOOOHHH FUCKING DESTROYED

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>>324061960
>illegal

>Super Shiek Bros on the Wii U stream

ebin

>wii fit trainer map

the fuck? i don't play sm4sh, has this always been in the game?

So what colleges have the biggest Smash scenes?

>>324061725
Wobbles and Nintendude are both there. Though Wobbles is seeded super low and has to play against Mango in top 32 of winner's.

>>324062245
>first sheik ditto in stream all day
ebin

>>324062332
yeah, they are playing on the Omega version of it

>>324062245
>>324062245
PROS PLAY A GOOD CHARACTER REEEEEE

>>324062054
>They provided some wii u's and copys of sm4sh

I hate how they do nothing for the Melee crowd, they just want to get their foot in the door, advertise their newest game, they could care less about anything that goes on in the tourney

I guarantee this time next year when nobody is playing sm4sh, Nintendo will not sponsor any tourneys

>>324062031
Actually, I bought shit through the compendium so you should thanking me for the crew battle, cocksucker

>>324062425
RIP Mang0

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please friends

how do I get better at Marth?

>>324062414
UC Irvine is the biggest, but i'm sure most cali schools have a huge scene.

>>324062427
>>324062463

reel em in

>>324062451
Which is banned. Another great aspect of Nintendo partnering with Genesis 3 :^)

Post more pictures of Mangos THICK gf

I know its not thick thursdays but

>>324062561
fair
fair
dair

>>324062561
a shitty question deserves a shitty answer: play more

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>post yfw when sm4sh crews about to start

>>324060439

(You)

>>324062919
MDFreeA going to get shit on

>>324062561
up-air, up-air, up-air, f-forward AIR, FORWARD AIR AAAGHHHHHRMMLLLMLKJH!

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>>324062919
You entered the wrong thread boy
I'm actually excited tbqh

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>>324062919

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>>324062919

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>>324062919

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FUCK GUNBLADE REEEE

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>>324062919

>>324062919
Don't fucking reply to this thread again unless you're going to contribute

>>324062919
>tr4sh
fuck off

>>324063164
One of the ugliest people I've ever met.

How many stocks is Alex19 going to take in crews? 1 or 0?

>>324063370
-1

>>324063370
4

Scar on the other hand..

dang, didnt know that penn jillette played smash4

>>324062054
the shoulder buttons on OG pads were sooo much better. i transplanted mine into my new pad too

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>>324062919

>>324063370
IS that Mango's shitty bearded retard? hopefully he has a heart attack on stage

One thing that is unarguable is that Sm4sh players are fat as fuck compared to memelee's

macD

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>Melee is just friendlies
>10k
>Smash 4 Crews about to start
>6k

LOL

jesus christ its down again. whats it going to take for a tournament to be run by actual competent people

>inb4 nintendo sponsored

>>324063658
I don't mind Tr4sh but this is pretty true

>>324061817
Try to get used to y->b shdl, it's much easier. I play fox and use x for everything except shdl, upthrow upair, and multishines.

>>324062054
That's not my controller, it's silent wolf's. You can see the gate around the control stick is completely grinded down because he's kept the same controller shell for years.

>>324063709
Nobody wants to watch tr4sh surprise suprise

who /witwix/ here?

>>324063605
At least he's not Kage

is there anything more boring than a peach mirror match?

>>324064242
two peach mirror matches

>>324064242
Jiggs.

>>324063709
Why are people this upset with Smash 4

>>324064279
Juangrybox will beat PenisPenis out of this tournament, mark my words.

>>324064242
Maybe a Kirby mirror match. But I wouldn't want to watch either

>>324064372
im just starting shit because its funny

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>>324064279
qt

>>324064372
Because they ruin every fucking tournament, steal shit, break shit, smell like shit and play a shitty game

>>324064372

because it's boring

WHO HERE /PPMD/

>>324064372
Probably because of brawl

Peach is CUTE!

>>324064372
because it's a slow, butchered version of smash bros, and the only reason it's here at all is because it's piggybacking off of Melee's competitive success

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>>324064570
Just came today

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>>324064604
Armada is CUTE!

>>324064715
>came

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>>324055865
>bizz
>not kage
Bizz is cooler but Kage is better.

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>>324064481
Like, just look at this guy. I kind of doubt he ever even went to a tournament or watched Smash 4, but he just gets this crazy upset about it. It's fucking weird.

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>>324052516
Is that really his ex?

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Who's winning crews?

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>>324064776
>Canadiens

>>324064687
So what? You're not forced to watch it.

>>324064845
HungryBox And It Won't Even Be Fucking Close.

>>324064845
My bets are on Axe or Sfat

>>324064845
pewpewu or hbox

ken picked badly with prince abu
should have kept the euro theme and picked tekk if he really wanted a puff

>>324064845
Scar is going to get dead last but he's my pick to win

Is Ribs okay?

>>324064975
Welp, twitch chat officially invaded /v/. Time to pack up and go home.

>>324064845
>Ken
RIP

Crews in just over an hour, right?

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>>324063580
OG shoulder buttons are so much better than the sticky new ones. I've also removed the spring from the left trigger to make it easier on my finger.

>>324064845
Team Axe has so much character variety, I think they can cover whoever they have to play

>>324065002
Duck and Mang0 can both take 6 stocks each, and I think they're gonna have to.

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>>324064776
I would have picked Kage, but Bizz is the only Ganon going, Kage is too poor to go, and Eikelmann couldn't make it

>>324062054
I disabled the rumble on my controller, that's all I've changed (black smash 4 controller)

>>324064845
I think we can all agree that PewPewU has the weakest team

>ryan 'literally who' ford
>sant 'not even 10 top in his own region' iago

>>324065167
Alex1stock is a death sentence

>>324064845
>PPMD and Hbox
fuckin op

>>324064845
Hungrybox and Armada historically have been the only people to give PPMD a shitting, and Hbox is already on his team.

Basically Armada and Hbox cancel eachother out pretty much stock for stock. PPMD can steamroller everyone else on that team aside from maybe Ice. Maybe.

The other teams just don't have the firepower to challenge these two teams considering Hbox also has MacD who is the second best Peach behind Armada to eat spacies alive and also The Moon is good, and Swedish is right behind that level.

>>324065287
I don't know, man DruggedFox and M2K could carry it with PPU

fuck Vanz vs. a random chick on showdownsmash2

this is gonna be a masscre

>>324065287
more like ryan "unknown" ford
amirite?

>>324065287
>'literally who'
Are you kidding me?

>>324065412
I don't know. How's Druggedfox been after his character switch?

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>>324065436

QT ALERT

>>324065436
good one lol

>>324065453
I mean I know of him, but he's just another fox like alex19-tier

top 50-60 player but i doubt he takes more than 2 stocks

>>324065436
kek

Where's the 64 stream? I heard Isai was playing

>>324065435

She's a qt doe

>>324065538
I mean he beat KirbyKaze in TMG earlier.

He has a decent amount of characters with Sheik, Marth and Falco so I think he'll be fine.

I think that how well Wobbles plays will determine the Ken/Axe match

How can you not cheer for Team Westballz?

>>324065706
La_smash

>>324065706
LA_Smash

cool your undies, doesn't start for another hour

This is why we need separate men's and women's divisions. Chicks just suck at video games it's unfair, like real sports.

>>324065776
Because Hugs has the superior Luigi
Not really, team Westballz is bestballz

>>324064845
I had my money on Westballz but he's up against team Hbox and I feel like none of his players have good matchups against the players on Hbox's team

>>324065863
Nah, Admiral disproves your theory. She was on a stream at EVO and she played a scrub just like this girl, and cleanly destroyed him.

Girls just don't generally care about Smash. Whenever i hang with my friend and his gf is around, she literally leaves the room when we try to play smash.

>>324065412
If he goes Shiek, sure. His Falco is shit and will get destroyed.

Feel pretty bad for PPU if that does end if happening

>>324065209
how the fuck did Kage not get the funds to go.

Literally a top 50 player and the best Ganon by a mile.

>>324066007
>girl wrecks a scrub player

wow us gamur grills huh

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Man, watching these Sm4sh crew battles really shows how incredibly overrated a lot of people get just by being streamed weekly at Xanadu

based Cyrain

doc kids won't know of him though

>>324066160
Well, she would destroy you. She's probably a top 200 player even, if she's gotten her wobbling together which i believe she has.

>>324066007
Admiral is by far the best female player yet she's not even top 100. There are literally children who are better than any girl. That's honestly pretty bad

>>324066332
to be honest there are probably children who are better than you also.

>>324066652
>Wizzrobe only just turned 18 and he's already top 50

>>324066332
Melee is hard man. It takes years and years to get good. She may not be top 100 but she's not too far off from that tier.

Most women in the scene don't last long, she's one of the few that's kept at it and has been rewarded for it.

>>324066217
Xanadu is garbage I'm glad they perpetually get blown out

>>324066761
to be fair she was trained by Wobbles

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ARE YOU FUCKING READY

FIVE HOURS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqXPLx-jwQ

>>324066652
Well yeah, because I'm a random scrub who doesn't attend tournaments

There's a pretty big difference between that and "best female player in the world"

>>324066327
Yeah and a competitive female sprinter could destroy me in a 100m dash, who fucking cares?

The girls can't compete with the other competitive level boys.

>>324066836
Yeah, I know. It's acutally interesting to see her in the documentary with him--she's been at this game for 3 years at least, probably much more.

>>324062480
>I hate how they do nothing for the Melee crowd
What do you propose they do, exactly? Print new copies of a Gamecube game? Start production of new Gamecubes? Provide fucking CRTs?

How does Plup make Samus look so agile

Even when I try to fast fall everything I still feel like I float around like a tard

>>324067181
Plup has been playing for years, and he's the best Samus in the world, despite having switched to Sheik

>>324067019
The point is that it's dumb to separate men and women at something like e-sports. It doesn't do anything but allow women to get shittier by playing shitty competition.

Seagull Joe

BTFO
T
F
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>SEAGULL FRAUD 3STOCKED

fucking lmao

>>324067249
> it's dumb to separate men and women at something like e-sports

Why exactly? Females have lower reaction times on average and are also worse at spacial reckoning. It's the same reasons we separate sexes in real sports, there are inherent disadvantages between sexes in competitive areas.

>>324067171
no, they should provide some money for the prize pool or fuck off.

I don't want tourneys to be shittier than they have to be just because nintendo wants free advertisement

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>>324067245
Is funny how just by the fact that he hits his charge shots makes him so much better that hugs
>Those 100 charged shots he gave hugo in the ditto

MD FREE A

FREEGULL "JOE" BTFO

SCAR ON STREAM BOYZ

>>324067595
There was some faggot in a thread a few days ago that unironically believed Hugs has a better Samus neutral game than Plup. Let that sink in.

people are actually dropping fox because it destroys their hands, that's amazing

>>324067468
Esports skill is determined by intelligence, not physical ability. Females have the same ability to perform well at intelligent activites as men. There is no reason to separate them, the problem is that women aren't as interested in doing well as men.
There are two potential arguments for having separate women and men:
-women are less intelligent than men
-women need safe spaces to protect themselves against misogynist men
Neither of these are good arguments.

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>>324067595
Literally 5 times in one game. Plup's Samus is fucking awesome.

>my face everytime Hugs try to hit with a charged shot

>>324067927
>Neither of these are good arguments.
>Women are by nature fucking stupid
>Women have no competitive drive whatsoever
>Not good arguments
Get out of here liberal cuck

>>324067927
>>324068024
fuck off retards

scar is a douche

>That knee off of the side of FD

so how much longer until this draft shit actually starts