What game has the worst American box art ever?

i have a foot fetish so this is great for me

>>323902191
Those are both terrible though.

>>323902191
HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAH

>>323902191
>mosquito bite on pinky toe

No today satan

>>323902191
>accurately represents what you are in game
doesn't seem that bad

>>323902191
What's the American one? Because the one of the left is disgusting.

>>323903746
>Cover designer accidentally swapped photos of his grandpa with the cover he was working on during the morning of the deadline

>>323903746
That one was actually successful from what I heard.
Everyone and their mother was making shooters back then so you have to be unique somehow.

>>323904778

Oh hey, this was my first ps2 game, before I even had a ps2! Thanks grandma, haha.

Dear lord that American cover art is bad though.

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Behold

>>323904495
Right is the American one. OP is a footfag and that's why he hates the American one.

>>323904495
Not being into feet in 2000 + 16
What are you? gay?

>>323904495
>one has writing in English
>the other has writing in fucking japanese

>What's the American one?

The average non-footfag, everybody.

>>323903746
I don't think OP said 'Best'

>>323904778

EU version looks like shit also the American one is the only accurate one

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>>323904849
Why do burgers love their shitty art so much?

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>>323904778
>tfw bought 1 and 2 for PS3 in anticipation for 4+

>>323904849
>great comparison image
the amrican designs are more depicting of violence, individuals power and uncanny realism
The other box arts depict fun, adventure, emotions, team work and cartoonist fundamentals

>>323903746
This picture has burned itself into my brain. Whenever I hear like half the songs from New Vegas, I can't help but think of this ol' geezer.

>>323903746
OP said worst, not best

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I think all bad box art was based off of this

>>323904849
The american turtles cover is fucking great though
The rest are kinda silly

>>323905770
What the fuck were they thinking? I understand doing to to a normal game where characters are just some random heroes of unspecified age but Valis' protagonist was a teenager.

>inb4 angry angry american kirby

>>323912587
fuck, I was not prepared for that

>>323904849
>turtles in time US cover
>bad
Nigga you dumb

>>323902191
>american
>posts japanese box

>>323905770
Trap on the cover

>>323914448

>Being this fucking stupid

>>323912587
>that one palm tree that is drawn as if she were growing on the thin as hell metal bridge

>>323915027

>she
>implying that palm tree doesn't identify as an attack helicopter.

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>>323902191
>footfags

inb4 kirby

>>323915554

i want her to do that on my dick

>>323915554
why do I feel like this is from evangelion

>>323904849
That American Turtles In Time cover is fantastic, though.

>>323915975
It's from im@s:CG

>>323915975
its the way the floor is drawn

but it's not from eva, it's a shitty fanservice anime that doesnt go anywhere

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>>323902191

QUICK, PLEASE HELP ME

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE NAME OF A GAME I PLAYED WHEN I WAS YOUNGER FOR YEARS NOW.

- THE GRAPHICS ARE FULL 3D BUT WORSE THAN MISTER MOSQUITO
- IT'S ON PC
- IT'S FIRST PERSON
- YOU FLY AROUND AS A MOSQUITO DOING MOSQUITO STUFF

PLEASE

>>323916527
There is a sequel to Mister Mosquito called Let's go Hawaii
It wouldn't be that, would it?

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>>323902191
How about European?

>>323916773

No, that's not it unfortunately.

The graphics are considerably worse as well. It's like a 1996-1999 3D pc game I think.

>>323904778
That American cover art is sweet though, it looks like a 75 cent romance paperback.

>>323904849
The only non American one that's cool is the Asterix and Obelisk one. Also, Double Downs are delicious.

>>323904778

>nearly pure white box
>nearly pure red box
>actual artwork on the box

US wins this on yurops

>>323917143
>>323916527

you're probably confused and you actually played as a cockroach and not a fly. the game is Bad Mojo

>>323917656

I looked at some gameplay and that's definitely not it. It's a 3D first person game. But thanks for the input.

>>323915975
The floor is scuffed up like Rei's apartment.