Video Game Cringe

Fuck this bullshit, its going to be the same thread we've had a million times before.

Here's a challenge for yous guy, find me a vidya tattoo that is actually tasteful.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

>>323532185
stop commenting.

>>323532078
the fuck are Xitpoints?

>>323532185
>stop commenting

Is this considered socially acceptable? I mean even for a girl I'd imagine that would be considered pretty weird and impolite to just randomly blurt out on some guy having a casual conversation with you.

>>323532185
>he doesn't keep commenting to the point where he is unfriended
Why keep this casual bitch around?

>>323532794
Considering how feminism is nowadays and how "creeps" non-Chad guys are labeled as, most people would root for her.

>>323532224
this isn't cringe, this is good parenting. Consequences should be a very real thing to kids.

My little brother once destroyed a 1200 dollar television I bought with my own money by throwing a controller at it when he did something wrong in Minecraft.

My father bought me a new one, a nicer one, and forced my younger brother to work his ass off every day until he felt like he paid it back.

My younger brother did not stop doing chores for me until I moved out 3 years later. I still have that TV.

>>323532447
>all those cutting scars

Undertale target audience. Not even once

>>323532224
>break off the soap holder
>$1M
This was taken from a CL ad and now posted on ebay? Why are memes getting out of hand?

>>323532447
people really need to calm their shit with that game, hope toby is enjoying how his precious game has an undying autistic fandom and enters into depression

>>323532447
>cutting scars
The only way this could be better would be if they had black nail polish.

>>323532078
But anon. Every thread on /v/ is a cringe thread.

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>>323532447
The game was good, but god, this just proves how shit the fucking fan base is.

>>323532761
The politically sensitive alternative to hitpoints.

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Not vidya, but I just can't help myself.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kiW8I1vlFxM

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>>323533318
underrated post

>>323532794
I would say no, but then again most rules for social interaction seem to be suspended on facebook. At least it feels like it.

>>323532990
I was in that /b/ thread. It started at like ten dollars and everyone kept bumping the price up impossibly high to prevent the sale because most /b/ posters are still young enough to hold resentment toward parents for parenting.

>>323533523
Hilarity isn't cringe inducing you fucktard.

>>323533353
He has a point

>>323533353
The lad makes a good point

>>323533726
>>323533763
I know you guys are joking but the idea that there are people out there who think that way disgusts me.

>>323533353
>junk food trolley in a fucking hospital
honestly he has a point

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>>323532078
>19 exp squares
>probably 19 years old
>"my level is my age"

full blown autism

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>>323532224
Nothing can top this.

>>323532794
depends on the social status anon

and more importantly societal context

that's why anonymous boards are in theory the best venue to see honest opinion

but then the memers come

>>323533841
Well, he did make a good point about the food trolley at least.
Why the fuck is there a food trolley and why the fuck are patients who are hospitalized due to their eating habits allowed to purchase anything from it?

>>323533889
>even a Mod nope'd out of the thread
that thread was glorious

>>323533353
He certainly has a point about the food trolley, but fuck him with that whole, "How's the 250 pounds from the nhs my problem," the ignorant sack of shit.

>>323533353
is the doctor american? doesn't he know that free universal health care means exactly that? maybe he should fuck off across the pond.

>>323534126
i was banned during the whole idea so i couldn't post. biggest disappointment since my birth

>>323532447
>cutting scars

why do people do this

my friend t old me he was cutting himself back in high school and I called him a fucking idiot for it and he stopped talking to me. I mean what the fuck

>>323534357
Attention whoring.

>>323534126
>even a Mod nope'd out of the thread
Where can I see this

>>323532447
>All those cutting scars damn son she probs going to kill you in your sleep

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>>323533523

>>323534576
i had the archive link but then archive fucking died.i think people might have caps

>>323534357
Mental illness, for the most part. There's also something about the teenage brain that heightens it.

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>>323533353
>trolley
>pounds
Sometimes I hate that speak American

OT

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>>323533523
>My house is not a fucking chucky cheese

>>323533852
>>323533726
>>323533763
>>323534215
>He has a point

Hello America

>>323535019

Why would there be a trolley delivering candy and soda to a weight loss ward? It doesn't make any sense.

>>323535119
>It doesn't make sense
It obviously worked they bought the shit, these people have no self control, and it isn't because they are fat it's because they have no fucking self control, which is the very reason they are fat to begin with. Making excuses and not addressing the actual mentality of obese people and people who lack self control is exactly what those who can make a profit off of them want.

>>323532185
Its fake you fucks

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>>323535119
>"weight loss ward"
How many fat people do you think there are in Britain, exactly, that they would need a Lard Containment Center?

>>323532925
Yeah consequences but shaming them with a picture on the internet is actually not good parenting at all.

>>323534357
Being oppressed or an underdog has always been cool, having mental illness has been trendy for a long time now, and todays teens have less freedom than ever before but still need a way to rebel and experiment

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>>323535430
This many

>>323533389

how is this cringe?

>>323535789
Why are they always shitting on Americans then? Is it just a meme?

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>>323536286

>>323536286
britain is second to the US in fatness. more than 66% of americans are overweight\obese iirc

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Oh NMA. Never change.

>>323533889
anyone have that hilarious montage video of these games that used to be posted here regularly?

>>323533353
Jesus fucking christ

>>323535789
>americans laughing in the distance

>>323536446
isn't mexico numero uno when it comes to obesity in adults?

>>323536618
don't you mean

>americans wheezing in the distance with muffled laughter

>>323536593
Was it that one set to metal gear music in the background?

>>323535393
Obviously, but nigga, it's a hospital, and a ward specifically to help people lose weight. At the aids ward there do they let syphilitic prostitutes roam the halls and inject medicines with used syringes?

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>>323536703
We still got the last laugh, maybe next time, fatty foopa.

>>323535430
honestly, I'm not even that fat but I want to go to a weight loss ward (I'm 230 and 5'11") because I feel like I just don't have the self-control and I don't know how to fucking fix it. How do you just get more self-control?

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>>323536915
(I'm american anon, I was just trying to be humorous)

>>323537047
Lose some weight then, fat ass.

>>323532446
This shit cracks me up. Every single officer well within their right.

>>323536836
>used syringes
if they did that would be a lawsuit and a half and it's entirely different, a better comparison would be to allow drug dealers to operate in a rehab center, which is still mostly illegal but it comes down to self control all the same.

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>>323532185
>And I have down syndrom

No matter how many times I see that, I laugh at that part because of how its just blurted out at the last second.

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Not exactly cringe, but still funny.

>>323537235
thats fucking rude jesus

>>323537235

Why would you put just your girlfriend and not at least both of you as an avatar? Do people do this? I wouldn't know because I'm a NEET virgin.

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>>323537235
wow, that is awful in a great way

>>323537235
>girlfriend
>almost passable

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>>323533889
Do kids actually play those girl game things or is it basically some kind of weird fetish for weirdos?

>>323537356
>fucking rude Jesus
>"You're a faggot, my son - but I love you anyway."

>>323537235
Underrated banter

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>>323537548
that's been my question for a while too,

>>323532447
>/v/ enjoys undertale
>autists latch onto it
>now it's impossible to discuss undertale on /v/ because of how much they hate it

Autists ruin everything

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>>323537548
>weird fetish for weirdos?
>posts anime pic

>>323532447
>everyone points out the cutting scars
>ignores the track marks

>>323537548
>being this retarded
the answer is both

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>>323537929

At least anime doesn't try to hide what it is.

>>323536576
He seems to forget that you could rip children in half with a minigun in the first 2 games.

>>323537958
>implying the sheltered little fucks on /v/ even know what track marks are

>>323532224
I still remember there used to be a longer version of this of this where someone (/toy/ I think) bid and refused to pay her

>>323537887
I don't get why this happened. The game is cool in that it's a mixture between an RPG and a Wario Ware minigame but it isn't really anything special.

For me, LISA deserves more praise than Undertale, though both are good games in their own right.

>>323538237
>not being a heroin junkie makes you sheltered

hmmm

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I don't know which has a more autistic community, Smash Bros. or Undertale.

>>323538442
No, i said not knowing what track marks were made you sheltered, you fucking loser.

>>323538521
>not taking heroin makes me a loser

hmmm

>>323533389
I hate Mexicans too

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>>323537887
The same thing happened with FNAF, and it will happen with every single decent indie game that becomes popular as fuck.

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>>323538405
pic related

>>323538278
because the defilement of beauty and innocence is a fetish that we all have at heart but never admit

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This isn't even vidya anymore.

>>323538278
Wasn't there that guy with the degree in hentai expressions who blew the fuck out of this post?

>>323538774
>degree in hentai expressions
Thank you for deciding my major for me, anon.

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>>323537235
Jesus

>>323533121
I haven't played the game, so I don't know the context in the game, but that seems like a reasonable enough quote to be meaningful to someone who's probably got some depression issues.

>>323538569
lmao this faggot never did smack

https://www.youtube.com/user/Amishman35/videos
>those videos of just him shitting
god

>>323538569
You don't have to do it to know what they are just like the cut marks. Are you seriously this stupid?

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Post count

>>323537235
>tfw you're an andrew

>>323537694
absolute classics never get old

>>323538968
Where are they anyway, I see one potential mark and a birthmark over no veins
I guess that answers my question, never mind

>>323537958
>>323538237

>basement dwellers trying to sound hard while confusing stretch marks for track marks

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>>323538278
>Japanese Culture Expert
Every time.

>>323539367
Do you want me to post a picture of MY arm?

I think i know what track marks are you fucking brat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9WuM1lUL9Y

>>323539367
How would you confuse a stretch mark with a circular hole in your arm

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>>323538405
Truly fucking depressing

>>323535430
A few, its ok though, we stuck our fatties on a boat and shoved them into the sea, I hear they found some land and named it the USA.

>>323539367
>he thinks those are stretch marks

I see your mom managed to fool you, dumbass.

>>323535482
Shaming and beatings will make your kids into men instead of cuckolds.

>inb4 butthurt edgeteens
Your parents didn't get raised on flowers and social justice anti-microrejections m8.

>>323539545
Don't worry, when the muslim state begins invading i'll be sure to leave some cat food outside for the british refugees.

>>323532185
Anyone have a link to that Punky edit?

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>>323537929
>comparing tentacle porn to jacking off to little girls getting spinal surgery and rotten teeth pulled out

>>323539460
Sure, why not.

>>323538815
>Not memetics
It's like you don't even want to be a memester

>>323533353
>It costs the hospital 250 pounds a day to keep you here
My fucking sides.

>>323532078
>Xitpoints

Every. Fucking. Time.

>>323539893
Memetics is my minor.

It's very clear that even novice meme makers can do the work of masters given enough time and luck, the economy for memes just isn't what it used to be.

>>323536576
NMA is sad, their news archive goes back to when they were hype for Fallout: Van Buren. They had to watch the dream die and then get a resurrection so bad they all wish it stayed dead.

https://youtu.be/mhx9_NSPwgI

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>>323533353
Cringe thread, not rage.

>>323532446
That's the world we live in now. Thanks Liberals!

>>323540234
>that fitness trainer had to sit there quietly while that fat whore talked about how active she was and how fit people didn't earn their bodies

He was so close to snapping, you can see it in his face.

>>323540343
But cops are shit

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>>323538278
>Catgirl slave lusts after master's dick
>Eventually just asks for the dick
>He gives it to her
>"PUSHING HIMSELF ON HER FORCEFULLY"

>>323536286
Some of us are neither American or English.
But basically people should just stop becoming fat fucks. Fat shaming is fully acceptable.

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>>323534357
Its all mental illness, focusing on physical pain distracts yourself from whats going on in your head. I used to be a cutfag but only in places no one can see i.e. my legs

Anyway, people with legitimate mental disorders hate faggots on tumblr that do it just for attention.

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>>323532447
>Be an EMT
>last week had this psych chick who managed to get pregnant and having seizures
>has cutting scars and scabs all over her arm
>ask her why she's cutting
>"I'M NOT CUTTING!"
>ask her then what is this shit all over her arm
>"I'M DOING THAT TO PROVE A POINT!"
>Curious, ask her what
>"TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT SUICIDAL AND ITS NOT FOR ATTENTION AND THAT I'M NOT A CUTTER"
>"So you're cutting to prove you're not a cutter..."
>"NO THATS NOT WHY I DO IT YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND"
>mfw

I've found that if they're still cutting past their teen years, or still holding onto the fact that they were cutters, they're most likely not worth your time.

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>>323540189
That's the opposite of cringe

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>>323533389
I don't understand a single word she's saying.

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>>323540751
>date a girl
>eating lunch
>shows me her scar on her thigh of the last time she cut herself and accidentally hit an artery
I have no idea what she was trying to accomplish but I bailed

>>323533121
Toby Fox already has experience with autistic fandoms, he did make music for Homestuck, after all.

>>323533702
It started on toy fuckwit and leaked onto /v/ and /b/ I assume too

I was the guy looking for bay blades to buy

>>323532447
>those shallow attention scars

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>>323538405
This isn't a rage thread anon.

>>323540895

Why? You were literally going to smash her with your D.

>>323541259
I had other things happening at the time
Like my friend's descent into heroin addiction

>>323540725
>Fat shaming is fully acceptable

You're damn right it is.

>>323541259
You don't stick your dick in crazy.

That's basic knowledge.

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>>323540740
Oh and the other thing is that people with mental disorders who have scars will COVER them with tattoos, not draw more attention to them with small ones over them

>>323541452
But crazy chicks make me horny.

>>323540189
>garflielf
>cringe

pick one.

>>323532447
I really don't know what's worse now. This or how cutters misuse La Dispute's "King Park" lyrics.

>>323541452
I'm gonna have to go with >>323541492 on this one

>>323539005
Fug.

>>323541549
Man I love that song, don't tell me people think it's about them or something

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>>323538405
Naw, mate.
Naw.

>>323541458
>Waifu should not be a slut
>Muh board culture
>Kukolding is worst fetish
>Death to faggots who leave 4chan and go to tumblr, etc.

Islam is the religion of 4chan

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My old steam account
http://steamcommunity.com/id/css-freak

>>323541452
Naw, you can fuck&dump. Mentally unstable girls are.. well, crazy in bed. But you can't date one.

>>323541826
>mp7
>I don't like pussy 9mm guns
Uh huh

>>323540895
She wanted your attention.
Cutting is attention seeking behaviour.

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>>323541823
>Waifu should not be a slut
I'm pretty sure anyone who isn't a kekhold would not want their wife/gf/autisticfictionallover to be a slut

> muh board culture
Every society has a culture that they cling to

> Kukolding is worst fetish
Again, anyone who isn't a kekhold would say that its degenerate.

> Death to faggots who leave 4chan and go to tumblr, etc.
more like "Leave and don't come back" which can happen in many religions today and practically every single religion in the past.

There was a poll not to long ago, 4chan is made up by people who are mostly Agnostic/christian followed by fedoras.

>>323542042
No shit

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>>323542042
>>323542162
Nah, its just that most people are only aware of the attention seeking ones and aren't aware of the people who actually have issues

>>323532925
>Consequences should be a very real thing to kids.
>real
>implying they will ever sell them for that price

>>323533523
>dog doesn't like blacks after one on meth tried to fuck it
I can contain it until this, this always gets me.

>>323542249
Cutting is 100% attention seeking behaviour. Nobody who cuts doesn't do it for attention.

>>323538580
>>323539536
>>323541206
>>323541758
If it makes you feel better, the person who did that is in prison for killing a mother and her child.

>>323542291
What about the ones who try to hide their cuts

>>323542301
That makes me feel a bit better

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>>323542249
because of course, the attention seeking ones are extremely vocal which makes anyone who has legitimate problems look bad.

>>323542291
Nah, you don't know what you're talking about your're just making an observation.

>>323542301
Source?

>>323542404
There are forms of self harm that aren't done for the attention.
Cutting is not one of them.

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>>323542345
Because in his mind those people don't exist because he only knows of the people that do it for attention.

That is, of course, because they are the ones that make it extremely obvious that they have/do cut.

>>323542301
Well
Ok
But that kitty cat is still suffering

>>323542291
That's not really true. A lot of it IS attention seeking, sure, but it's not the entire reason for everyone who does it

>>323532224
How do these weenies have $125 between them?

>>323542469
cutting is done because it is the most effective. People who cut and aren't seeking attention will cut in places that nobody could see in

>>323537436
I always put pictures with both of us. Never saw anyone put a picture of their gf without themselves in it.

>>323542568
by nobody can see, I mean nobody will notice unless they see you completely naked

>>323542568
And then they'll show you those hidden cuts.

>>323532185
I probably just woke the neighbors up laughing from this shiet.

>>323533353
To this day I can't tell if this is a man or a woman.

>>323541670
Oh course they do. Because cutting yourself is equal to a person questioning his suicide would make the world a better place after he killed an innocent.

Song still fucking rocks though.

>>323542660
Will you show me your hidden cut, anon-kun.

>>323539630
>Your parents didn't get raised on flowers and social justice anti-microrejections m8.

What makes you think anyone of us here are?

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>>323542660
More like tell them a story that they have rehearsed in their head a million times. People who cut will eventually tell their significant others what they are, but that isn't degenerate its just being an honest person to the one you love. What IS degenerate is making sure that EVERYONE knows.

>>323542883
Lewd

>>323541452
I kinda dig crazy chicks.

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>>323538278
This person is just the biggest fucking pussy imaginable.

I can actually imagine them physically crying over this shit and questioning how the world can be so cruel.

>>323532446
In that first clip I was agreeing with the cop until he broke the fucking window. Im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that

>>323543205
>banned
what happened to that faggot?

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>>323538405
you fucking dont

>>323534357
A grill once told me it's so she can see her pain in physical form.

2deep4me

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>>323543267
He made a thread about it and got banned.

>>323538968
Sorry for not living in a shithole like you.

The most people see around here are cutmarks period

>>323538408
>I don't get why this happened
there's 2 gays main characters
that's enough for the assemblies of autists to come to life

>>323543205
>why is almost all hentai about men raping and dominating women
my ass it is

>>323543205
What's more likely is that he's just another loser on neogaf trying to score social justice brownie points with his fellow community cultists by seeming overtly sensitive.

>>323537887

I love how words have no meaning on this board.

>>323543783
He also linked to a feminist blog about how BDSM is wrong or something in that thread iirc.


He also accepts that both genders enjoy being dominated but believes that women only enjoy being dominated because we live in a patriarchal society or something, dude's a fucking pussy ass white knighting idiot.


Except it doesn't get him anywhere because he made a thread about how he'd rather just live in a virtual world. Maybe because he thinks he can program a woman to like him (or would that be RAPE??)

>>323538408
same thing as with dark souls, all threads were hijacked by fanboys of the game

I don't care for undertale, I had never heard about it, and I still have hatred and disdain for it and its fans because of the way they post here

>>323542012
mp7 isn't 9mm you fucking retard.

>>323535789
It would be better if Britain was razed to the ground and started anew.

>>323532446

This pisses me off more than anything.

>>323532794
it it were a male, you wouldn't have given it a second thought

>>323533973
It's even fucking asymmetric

>>323532446

why do I watch things that make me angry

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>>323532446
>Is speeding a crime?

>>323533389
>ywn make game reviews with a qt Mexican grill

>>323532447
>one is suicidal
>another one is a heroin junkie
>undertale ladies and gentlemen

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>>323541826
>kitty0706
rip :(

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>>323534089
I have a Beyblade story myself

>Be autistic 17 year old
>My school has a Junior high attached in the same campus
>See like 11 year olds playing Beyblade
>Realize I can "impress the girls" by beating these kids
>Go up to them, ask if I can play
>"Sure!"
>Pull out my green heavy beyblade
>"okay, 3...2...1"
>"Scream out LET IT RIP" at the top of my voice, everyone turns around and looks at me going "what the fuck was that"
>I pull on the fucking rip cord so hard my Beyblade flies out at the fucking speed of sound and ricochets off all 3 other beyblades sending them flying out of the arena
>pick up their beyblades and pocket them
>Kids are like, "hey what are you doing"
>I say in the coolest voice I put on copying Sasuke's from Naruto's voice "if you don't like to get burnt, don't play with fire"
>Kid starts crying
>I spin 540, throw my jacket over my shoulder and tip my fedora over my eyes trying to look as cool as possible
>I strut away like the fucking fonze, going "EH!!!!" and click point at girls while kids are behind me crying that a senior just stole their beyblades.

I honestly want to murder my teenage self. Holy fucking shit this is the biggest thing I'm ashamed of in my life, everything about this story is 100% true. I seriously can't believe how much of a douche I am

>>323532447
Doesn't this mean the one on the left killed someone?

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>>323544871

>>323544871

What are you talking about that was hilarious.

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>>323538405
>The Asylum

Where she belongs.

>>323544871
When I grow up, I want to be just like you.

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>>323544871
>mfw

>>323544871
alpha as fuck

>>323533389
Gotdayum she's cute

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>>323544871
thank u

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>>323532447
>Go to brothel
>All the girls have cutting scars out the wazoo and track marks.

Ruins my fantasy every time.

>>323545140
I honestly think I still have the Beyblades still somewhere around if you want me to prove it.

>>323532078
what's a Xitpoint?

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MILK A ____

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>>323544871
>EH!!!!???

>>323545521
Yes, the fedora and trenchcoat too, please.

>>323533523
This isn't cringe, it's fucking hilarious

>>323544871
>Used to wear a Naruto headband
>Used to shout out Naruto jutsu moves like "Genjutsu Shibari!!!" while doing the hand movements when I got into fights.

I feel your pain

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>>323538578
the difference is that fnaf is actually shit

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>>323537537

>>323533852
The food trolley is outsourced and they go through all the wards of the hospital. Why should some poor fuck with cancer not be allowed to choose junk food because fat fuck here has no self control.

>>323537958
>>323538237
>>323538521
>>323538968

>Calling other people losers
>Being so weak as to need to cut yourself

Holy shit dude you're fucking pathetic, you can't even kill yourself properly. Just know you'll never amount to anything in life, you will constantly be looked down upon for being a weak being who needs to lash out at their own body. Enjoy your no future.

>>323535019
>250 pounds.
>America

>>323544871
Is it wrong that I secretly still like BeyBlade? It's actually really fun regardless of the anime shit.

>>323537958
Assuming they were caught cutting, they were probably sent to a behavioural center and had their blood drawn daily. Some phlebs can fuck people's arms up.

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>>323532446
>that second one who scream "call the police" and then immediately realized what he said

>theyre all faggots
>Screaming "police brutality" "i do not consent"
>like as if that makes a fucking difference

these faggot ass bitches that all think theyre above the law, and you can just tell they are just fucking waiting to whip out their phone cameras.

holy shit people suck so bad
and the real problem is that fucking shit like this is what makes police brutal, and what makes laws harsher.
like what the fuck do you think is going to happen if the police no longer can even speak to potential criminals?
>a) remove all police forces
>b)allow police forces more rights over citizens than they already have so they can actually do their job properly

fucking cunts the whole lot of them
people like this destroy the world we live in and steal valuable oxygen

>>323534357
I do it from time to time. It's an out when I feel extremely depressed. I guess the endorphines or the adrenaline that are released when cutting help. I only cut in places that aren't immediately visible though and I hide them as good as I can, ie won't run around shirtless in front of my flatmates.

I don't know why you'd show the scars off or cut in visible places.

>>323537235
This is sweet justice. Seriously, dont put your gf photo in any of your avatar. I dont care how much Tim <3 Jannet. Fuck people doing this.

>>323536286
It's pretty much a thing across the entire Anglosphere. Hell, most of the shit that gets attributed to Americans started in England.

>>323544871

I too have a beyblade story

>be child
>mum upstairs in the bath and I'm fiddling with my beyblade
>shadow downstairs
>nobody else in the house
>there's a fucking thief in my house
>get this crazy idea in my head that I should go down and launch a beyblade into his face
>shouting "LET IT RIP"
>I pass out due to fear
>come to around 10 seconds later
>feel resolved in my decision
>the thief has already left
>only stole about £15 from my mum's wallet

I can only imagine what would have happened if I had actually gone down and launched a beyblade into a thief's face.
Good thing I fainted

>>323533726
>>323533763
>>323533852
>>323534215
>>323534250
Are you niggers fucking serious? I live in a European country with free healthcare and this makes me livid. Yes, the fastfood trolley is beyond retarded, but the fat bastard could just, like, not fucking order any junkfood?

Also, his mentality of "it's not costing me 250 pounds, but the state" is retarded and parasitic. If he doesn't to lose weight, how about he fucks off from the hospital and dies a quick death?

>>323546615
how is it even possible to get to /v/ within the first five minutes of ever being on the internet

>>323534215
>>323533852
>>323533763
>>323533726
NO HE DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING POINT

THIS FAT WORTHLESS NIGGER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE NHS = PUBLIC MONEY = EVERYONE IS PAYING FOR HIS WORTHLESS FUCKING EXISTENCE

I'M NOT EVEN A BRITKEK BUT HOLY FUCK I'M MAD

HITLER WAS RIGHT

>>323546675
I followed a link on reddit, faggot.

Not cringe but anyone have that tokyo craiglist killer 7 guy? That shit destroyed my sides. Link is currently not working unfortunately.

http://tokyo.craigslist.jp/cas/5123635322.html

>>323540602
These people don't know what a consenting scenario is because they've never been in one, all male dominated sex is considered rape to them

>>323546880
Not cringe

>>323546880
fake and gay

>>323543205
>i cant deal with real life the post

>>323544871
Screencap this

some cringe ass voice acting for anyone interested
sushinfood.tumblr.com/post/132720056395

>>323544871
>if you don't like to get burnt, don't play with fire
ALPHA AS FUCK

>>323532446
hahaah "i do not consent! I do not consent"

As though you can just not consent to getting arrested

>>323546524
I too have a beyblade story
>be thief
>break into some random house
>wander round for a bit look at the nice stuff
>eat some cereal
>hear something
>some twerp just passed out and shat himself while playing with his beyblade
>his mums in the bath upstairs
>"ello luv, you alrigh'?"
>works everytime, like a fookin charm
>after working her twat with the beyblade for solid 20 minutes I start smashing the pussy
>walk out an hour later after puttin the lass in a sex coma
>kid still there
>put the beyblade back where I found it
>take 15 quid for the cab home

>>323533523
>you can bring weed if you bring enough for everyone
>it better be good

Dud wed

>>323547248

I too have a beyblade story

>be beyblade
>some kid is playing with me
>suddenly kid falls down
>fuck
>suddenly intruder comes in
>starts manhandling me
>puts me somewhere else
>never played with again

>>323547247
>As though you can just not consent to getting arrested
You can though, you just have to not consent really hard, or fast or with a gun. Or a combination of all 3. But if you wanna stay free till the day you die you probably gotta bite the bullet.

>>323547248
>"ello luv, you alrigh'?"
>works everytime
dirty fookin pikey here, this man speaks the truth. Bitches love you asking if they "alrigh'"

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>>323544871
You magnificent bastard.

>>323547608
Gonna put this on /r/4chan for upvotes :^)

>>323547608
>Not using objectively superior Tomorrow theme

>>323532447
I knew undertale is bad but so bad that you start cutting yourself?

>>323547701
I usually do, thanks for pointing that out.

I haven't slept in 50 hours.

>>323547608
>"you magnificent bastard"
>making le epic screencap and posting it in the same thread moments after it was posted

i want reddit to leave
actually, belay that.
ill just leave this shithole

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>>323544871

>>323538278
Fucking neofag

>>323547784
you'll be back

>>323538692
And Jay Leno's chin, holy shit.

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>>323547205

>>323544051
>9mm is pussy
>4.6mm isn't

???

>>323538519
I teared up desu senpai

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>>323544871
fuck you those were my beyblades

>>323533389
She is fucking adorable.

>>323547784
we can never leave anon

>>323547880
>And Jay Leno's chin
Holy fuck, can't unsee.

>>323538519
Oh Jesus, can I get a tl;dr? Got beat after dominating an entire year and is considering therapy?

>>323543220
They're not obeying his commands during a traffic stop. He does what is necessary to remove them from the vehicle to properly cite them.

>>323538519
That's not cringe in the fucking least, you retard.

>>323544871

m8 this is alpha as fuck

if i was you i'd be telling this story all the time but pretending like i did it all ironically and was proud of it. its fucking gold pal

>>323533389
I don't really care if shes a pleb, or that I can't understand a word she says. My dick is eternally hers.

>>323545140
>>323545217
>>323545306
>>323545350
>>323545370
>>323545417
>>323545647
>>323545814
>>323546039
>>323546524
>>323547205
>>323547232
>>323547608
>>323547837
>>323548154
it's a repost of an old post you retards

>>323538521
>Not knowing what heroin users do to themselves behind closed doors makes you sheltered.

Where the fuck do you live? Detroit?

>>323538519
>>323548454

the wording is a bit cringey but the sentiment is fine

>>323542134
As if your probably serious response to all the points, isn't proof enough, believing a fucking strawpoll to say anything about this site, makes you fucking retarded.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ZpRiHr9Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhYYQiFozl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNedFHhOh7U

>>323548309
It was from a while ago.

He lost literally one match and got dramatic about it over twitter and Reddit crying for pity.

It's cringey since it's all over losing a match in a video game.

>>323532078
No seriously
WTF are Xitpoints?!

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>>323548830
>Peanut butter, jelly, and hedgehog buttocks sandwich

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>>323549116
its from old puzzle games like ape escape or "exit"

it stands for "exit points" meaning the amount of points you made by the time you got to the exit of the game.
like the quicker you solve the puzzle the more points.

like the timer in smb adds to your points at the end.

>>323534357

i've heard people do it to release stress and tension. apparently it helps to relieve a sense of nihilism or entropy or some shit to feel an extreme sensation

did you ask your friend why they were at that shit or did you resort to name calling right away?

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>>323538278
>Nigger doesn't know how Japanese Porn works
Eyy Rofl

>>323549002
He makes cash by winning tournaments and being sponsored. That's not cringe, you memeing fuckwad.

>>323532446
>12min

fuck yes i love aussie cops some times, they know how to get the beat down on faggot citizens.

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>>323534357
ex gf said she did it because she wanted to be punished for existing.

people who cut are god damn retarded, the lot of them

>>323548830
I never fucking understood these videos.

Like, they're waaaay too out there to be legit but the guy must have SOME form of autism to even spend the time making them.

>>323550347
Getting upset over video games is cringe.

Doesn't matter if some autist makes it his job, crying about a match makes you look retarded.

>>323532446
while I respect the police these morons sure are making it easy for everyone to live under a police state.

>>323548517
like i care you butt pipe
it was a good laff

>>323540895
good work anon, never date crazy

my ex was batshit insane (was beaten heavily as a kid) and she was a cutter/suicidal etc. Wish i bailed sooner, but the pain they bring you and misery is just not worth it.

>>323533389
Thoughts about this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XvMss4M51rE
>yfw that music

>>323537548
I was wondering too
Kids in my country play DS or maybe their phone, if any vidya-related thing at all.

Sometimes I wonder what kind of parents let kids play "Frozen: Elsa Dentist"

>>323543468
I hate people like this. I hope he hits a car full of kids and survives paralyzed so he has to deal with the guilt

>>323534357
Freud called it the death drive. Equally as we have a drive towards creating and extending life, we have a drive that makes us want to kill things, including ourself. That's why you do stupid shit that recklessly puts your life in danger like smoking and drinking. Secretly, the idea that it's killing you is what you want

https://youtu.be/vyufDxxWIsM

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO FORCE THE SHITTY MEMES THAT SUCKED ASS

>>323533389
:3

>>323532794

It's rather rude. But, I don't know what your expecting from someone who pretends to like like video games for attention.

>>323551841
Fuck Freud, all he wanted to do was fuck his momma. It's all just for attention. Even if the audience is your mind, some invisible spectator of your imagination.

>>323551998
Some people do it on the inner thighs and the chest, places people won't ever see. Your imagination isn't a fuckin person. I'm not saying everyone does it out of a genuine drive towards self harm but some people do

>>323551418
>undertlel won GOAT on gamefaqs with retard fans rallying
>when they were gone it didn't even win game of the year
loving every laugh

>>323552367
Can't people just admit it's a GOOD game not an AMAZING game and move the fuck on.

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THE NEED TO SUMMON HIM HAS ARRIVED.

>>323532224
Why didn't they just buy them the plastic arena and then they wouldn't have to play in the bath

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>>323532446
Do these people not realise that you look sketchy as fuck if the Police ask you to show them some ID and you just flip out and start acting all evasive?

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>>323532446
>That's a nice speech but you're still not coming in

Pretty based

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>>323539630
or giant faggots.....it's a flip of the coin

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>>323552856
Play your last pathetic card, Yugi!