>Nice bike.

NOOOO MY BIKE

>>323474769
I don't steal his bike because I'm kind and considerate for other people.

>>323474843
Yeah, you're better off taking a car. Mercedes gives you a handjob if you pick her up in one.

>mmmmmmm nice bike
what did he mean by this?

>>323474998
WHAT

>>323474998
>gtavc_setup.exe

>>323475156
Well, not really. But she gets an extra line if you take her to the club in a car.

>Will you be working for my father?
>Maybe
>Do you mind if I rest my hand in your lap?
>...Maybe

>>323475403
Oh yeah I remember that.

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>>323475147
>no money no funny honey bunny
What did she mean by this?

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>tfw 100% marathoning this series
Can't wait to play VC again

reinstalling

>>323475732
dilly dally shilly shally

>>323475732
I'm looking for the money, Sonny. Don't worry

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>>323474719

Motorcycles are shit in GTA and real life.

4 wheel lyfe

>>323476757
The zombie in gta4 tlad is awesome tho

Why is the gta v so shit ?

-So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?
Niko - Well, since you put it that way... I'm in.

What GTA is hardest/most time consuming to 100%?

>>323478327
San Andreas. Metric fuckton of content + some are nintendo hard, like final trucking mission

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NICE ASS, BABY

>>323478327
Hardest:San Andreas
Time consuming:V

>>323478327
>hardest
v1.0 GTA3, some of the missions are brutally hard. Espresso 2 Go! actually was patched after release by Rockstar because it was so difficult.
>time consuming
I'd say it's between V and SA. There's just so much to do

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>>323476757
>driving a cage
I do have a car though, sometimes you just need something with a trunk

>>323479056

don't forget that fucking Zero mission.

>>323479392
>Espresso 2 Go!
was that one, where you had to destroy booths on all 3 islands, and major difficulty were randomly spawning mafiosos with shotguns in Portland? Good thing I had both bulletproof cars stashed in safehouse

>>323479523
RC and flying missions are pretty easy if you fly with keyboard only. Except battle aganist Berkley, where you also need to plan it out a bit

>>323479920
The very same. The patched version gave them UZIs instead.

>>323480131
berkley was easy as fuck. the flying mission was confirmed to be bugged which is why it was hard.

MAYBE pc fixed it or you were able to fix it, but if i recall, on ps2, you would lose fuel even when you were merely gliding with the plane.

>>323479920
there's a trick to that mission. when you identify a booth, DON'T attack it. Uncover all of the booths first to put them on the radar and THEN attack.

the timer didn't pop up until you attacked the first one.

I DID YOUR WIFE YOU POOR BASTARD