EYYYYYY NIKO MY COUSIN

IS THIS SHIT LEGAL

AYO NIKO HOLD UP

Another settlement needs our help

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Where's barbara with big tities and stephanie who sucks like vacuum?

>>323474614
GOD DAMMIT PRESTON

LEDZ GO BOWLING

>>323474614
kek

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Yo niko when you going to let me suck that Slav dick? Just kidding bro

>>323476464
I honestly really liked that guy

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Let's go to the mansion eh?

>>323474298

honestly i think he's one of the best characters. at first i found him annoying, but as the game went on i found him genuinely likable and i enjoyed his presence. he grows on you and if you choose the ending where he dies, i think its one of the most impactful deaths i've experienced in a game.

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BREDA WEED LMAO

>>323476539
shit gets hilarious in TBoGT, when you learn he's really gay and has bitch/butch relationship with his little brother.
Shit's messed up, yo!

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>>323476464
YO MAN I WAS JUST CHECKING IF YOU WEREN'T GAY

>>323476831
Little Jacob was literally only memorable character in GTA IV.
People only remember Roman, because he was spamming your phone like psycho bitch

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>>323476831
AY TING AN TING RIGHTEOUS YOUTH MY YOUTH

>tfw I actually liked GTAIV a lot and partly because of shit like this

Everyone in GTAV is a friendless mess and the only thing to compensate for it is empty ass wilderness.

>>323477142
That Arab from tbogt was one of the best characters of last gen. Total brother

>>323477010
I'M NOT GAY, IN FACT I FUCKED THREE WOMEN YESTARDAY, ONE OF THEM CAN'T WALK!... I mean, she CAN'T WALK NOW, she could before, not like in wheelchair...

>>323476831
>that part where little jacob translates badman for Niko

>>323476946

In IV, when you hang out with him one time, he goes "yeah i work out cause women just love looking at men, they love when he steps out of the shower and water is dripping down is ripped, sculpted abs", they just find that shit more interesting". I found it pretty funny.

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>>323477390
YO NIGGA

>>323477390
>ARAB MONEY BITCHES!
His sudden appearance in final mission made me laugh like no game before
DLCs overall brought fun back to GTA. Good story, memorable characters, and fun missions.

>>323477715
[Arab Money intensifies]

>>323477715
That part at the end when he rolls in on this golden little bird to provide cover fire was awesome

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>>323474614
>hear knocking at the door
>Roman comes in
>Niko: "EYYYY ROMAN"
>Roman: "EYYYYYY NIKO! Gotta request for ya'."
>Niko: "Sure, anything. What's up?"
>Roman: "You did good stuff, but I've got something else for you. Another settlement's in trouble. I'll mark it on your map."
>Quest Started: Trouble at Tenpines Bluff
>it's then that I realized Niko had dark skin and was from a post-apocalyptic alternate future

>>323477715
>when stealing APC he asks about aircrane
>Luis answers and immediately adds "just fucking buy one!"
>he actually did

>after completing game Yusuf buys Tony's clubs along with all his depts, effectively saving both clubs and Tony

>>323474298
>steam alias is niko
>i get this everysingle time im in a server

Gta 5 barely has any memorable characters at all, gta 4 characters were actually funny and had good personalities.

>>323474298
>the first video i ever saw by dunkey was "niko my cousin is here"

>>323480008
GTA IV much superior in terms of story and characters

>>323480008
True that. V only has unlikeable cunts. It was nice seeing Packie again though, brief as it was.

>>323477957
joke on you Preston, random missions in EFLC gave me more fun than whole Fallout 4 did

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NIKO MY COUSIN IS HERE!

>>323480184
Gta 5:
>Franklin: Random nigga from the streets
>Trevor: "I'm a sociopath, im so crazy xDDD"
>Michael: Rich father who keeps bitching around
>Lester: Actually good but he's more like 'unbeatable l33t h@ck3r'
>The rest are trash who only appear 4 or 6 missions or are dead
Gta 4:
>Niko: A veteran from the war that was nearly killed by one of his friend who traited him for 1000 bucks and wants to get forget about his past but it's forced to seek revenge
>Roman: Annoying but funny cousin who lied to Niko about his wealth and has debts with the Albanios
>Brucie: gay dude who loves muscle cars and tits
>Packie: Irish guy who is in drug dealing and gets to be friends with Niko, gets his brother arrested and his sister gets killed

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>>323474298
Okey guys, what did you do with Darko during yours first playground?

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>tfw you have a cousin named niko

Lamar is the only gta 5 character i can remember after 3 years
And he was just a ryder rip off
Why live

>>323481706
Spare him, killing him won't bring Niko's comrades back.

>>323481706
Killed him of course

>>323481706
who is he? I dropped base game at missions for Italian boss

>>323481706
I don't remember what I did on my first playthrough, but when I played it again I shot and beat him up until he had one bar of health left and walked away

>>323482031
>not liking trevor

>>323482213
Niko's former friend responsible for organizing an ambush on Niko's squad.

>>323481706
He's so pathetic it's not even worth killing though I regretted my choice a little bit

Life is complicated

>>323481706

Headshot with the .50ae

Has anyone roleplayed Niko while playing GTA4? I did and i really enjoed whole game.

>don't steal cars if not necessary
>don't kill civilians
>shoot police forces into their arms and legs until they hp reaches one bar
>wear tracksuit all day, everyday

>>323483158
.357
it holds 9 rounds

BEEEEEG

>>323483812

thanks /k/

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>>323483301
>shoot police forces into their arms and legs

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DADDY'S BACK YOU BITCHES!!

>>323476946
>>323477010
That shit was really dumb and unnecessary. Brucie was a lovable idiot that talked a big game but was obviously very insecure and incapable of much. They just made him gay in TBoGT for a cheap laugh. Really took away from his character.

>>323481706
Spared him. Killing him would have ended all his problems and done nothing for Niko's problems. He is left lost in a strange city with no money and no contacts. He will suffer enough.

I fucking did not do the final deal with Dmitri Rascolov though. Fuck that shithead.

>>323483301
Yes.

>Only steal cars if the game requires it or if it is an incredibly desperate situation
>Only drive cars that have been taken from a dead gangster/enemy, or gifted to you
>Avoid head shots unless the target is required to be killed, allow wounded enemies to walk away
>Do not shoot at police unless the game requires it

It was actually really challenging, but a lot of fun.

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>>323483301
>shoot police forces into their arms and legs until they hp reaches one bar

Someone should post that webm of Johnny Klebitz shooting a police officer, leaving him unarmed and running away

>>323485679
What's the game he's holding?

>>323482041
>killing him won't bring Niko's comrades back.
So?

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ARROGANT NEPHELEM, IT IS I, YOUR EVIL COUSIN AZMODAN.

LET US GO SEE SOME BIG PRIME EVIL TEETEES

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>>323474970

Eh, it's in the shop.

HEY KID, JUMP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

>>323486580
SCREW YOU YOU IDIOT

>>323486263
Your titties are all i need azmodan

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>>323483301
nah, only limitation I put on myself was reducing ammo capacity to something where you can actually run out.
Settled with weight-based limit, 4lbs for sidearm and 8lbs for a shotgun/rifle/smg. While on it, I changed damage and force to be caliber-based, fixed innacurate magazines capacity, equalized completely arbitrary damages of shotguns and made 40mm grenades fuze to contact instead of time-delay
>such is life of /k/

YELLOW CAR

>>323488001
neat

For an annoying dick you're a really annoying dick

>>323477796
kek

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>>323474298
on related note:
Did Rockstar really not expect everyone to instantly figure that cunt out, and instantly cut all contact? Because according to story script Niko is supposed to be shocked and hurt.

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>>323491147

>>323491832
>torture is bad, guyz!

>>323491147
well you kind of had to move along with her missions to go on with the story?

>>323474298
The only game Rockstar ever made that was worse than State of Emergency. Bravo.

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>roll in money
>still in debt.

>>323474298
My faggot cousin lets go bowling
>Niko jumps of bridge

>>323474298
I never liked the story gta 5 was better.

>>323487178
Is there anyone in this sub who likes GTA V driving?

>>323494105

The story in GTA 5 feels rushed. Franklin needed more story based on his ghetto neighborhood. Plus the ending felt so sudden and abrupt.

http://youtu.be/gH2nirEuO-k

>>323494105
Good one.

GTA V's story was an unsatisfying trudge through shit missions and interaction with even shittier characters.

>>323481706
Killed him because I didn't want him coming back to bite me in the ass

>>323494416

>shit missions

Nigger, GTA IV was mainly criticized for its boring missions, then BoGT came by and fixed it. GTA V has far more variety than GTA IV ever did.

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>>323481360
Nice

>>323494707
Variety in shit missions doesn't make them any less shit.

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>I'll never have a qt cousin to go bowling and drive drunk to fuck at his apartment

>>323484474
>character
wat

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How the fuck do I get these games to run at 60fps maxed out? I tried the nomemory restriction shit and it seemed to help a little.

>>323495268
Gomez a shit, faggot

>>323495327
I dont give a fuck who she is, faggot.

>>323495268
GTA IV always run poorly except for interiors they were smooth as butter[/spoiler ]Episodes fixed that

>>323495386
Obviously you do, cocksucker.

>>323495497
I get 200+fps in doors, when i go outside it immediately drops to 70 and will hover around 30-50 depending on traffic and pedestrians

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>>323481360

>>323495592
Shit posting randomly isn't funny, keep working on it, you shit smearing retard.

>>323495971
You sound mad, friend.

>>323496089
Why would I be mad?

>>323496184
Because you're wasting time, shitting up this thread, and not getting an answer to your question.

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Those that we couldn't save

>>323483301

I think it's a testament to the writing of the game that I actually didn't want to be that bad of a guy. The city felt so alive, and Niko so complex/likable, that I wanted him to do the right thing most of the time. What I find interesting is that morally, the game really makes you think that none of this stuff is really the right thing to do. The end of the game is basically a "wow so what" feeling. I was disappointed that in V, they threw all these moral questions away.

With IV and RDR it felt like Rockstar was starting to really mature.

>>323496479
I dont come here thinking im going to get an answer to my question and I have nothing but time for the next few hours to talk to shit posting retards. I thought Id try to give some constructive criticism for once.

>>323496662
The audience bitched about maturity and how "not fun" IV was.

>>323496558
All I can hear is Bob the Mechanic from gundam side story.

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>>323496662
>With IV and RDR it felt like Rockstar was starting to really mature.
And that's when THEY intervened.

We just can't get enough of online and no dlc.

>>323494707

IV has the best missions in the series though

>three leaf clover
>museum piece
>no way through the subway
>deconstruction for beginners
>undress to kill
>hostile negotiation (the one where you save roman and niko goes apeshit)
>final interview

The missions weren't as "wild" as other games but I think that was a good thing, made them feel really immersive and intense, and I often felt like I was being a badass. I thought BoGT was too over the top.

>>323496558
The thing that you can just randomly kill him in gta v is so stupid

>>323496901
You win. I mainly just wanted to fuck with you for posting that pic, as people who usually use that person's face are just the worst.

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reminder that this is way better than gay tony. best story, best protagonist, best missions. that final mission where you get free guns and shoot your way through the prison was fucking boss. and i loved those gang war shootouts with the angels of death.

>>323493571
Bait
State of emergency is no rock star game
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games

>>323497028
Remember when everyone thought there was a jetpack in the game because there was a fucking mural (and a rock) with a drawing of one on it?

>>323497345
Fuck off, jew.

>>323496558

This was my favorite character. A lot of moral clarity came out from this guy. I love when he says "I'm not a good guy, but I'm fighting with them". He knows his methods aren't the best, and often criminal, and he doesn't pretend to be righteous about it, and yet he is still doing actions that are helping the country. I love really self aware characters like that. He even knew that Niko was feeling conflicted about everything, when he says "Finally this is a murder you don't have to feel confused about". Just a really awesome character.

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>>323497285
I WON AN INTERNET FIGHT!
I wonder if mom will let me get an extra chicken tendy for supper

i don't get the ending to IV. both options are shit

>do the deal with dimmitri, why the fuck would niko be stupid enough to do that? dimitri kidnapped his cousin and niko doesn't even need the money that badly.
or
>get revenge and kill him, which also doesn't make sense, since in the previous mission (with darko brevic) Niko realized that revenge wouldn't make him feel any better

The ending in general seemed shitty. The confrontation with Darko was the climax, it felt like, so the rest of the story is awkward. Plus, Kate's death isn't that powerful since she's not a huge part of the story anyway

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>>323497818
You get chicken tendies??? My mom only buys lunchables.

>>323477606
>that part without subtitles
It was like Hot Fuzz with no Nick Frost.

The first act when you stay in hove beach is still the best and very climatic kinda like los santos part in san andreas

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>the first time you discovered if you get enough lap dances, another chick joins in

I didn't know that for like a year.

>>323484474
lmao your opinion is retarded
making him 'gay' for a cheap laugh just furthers his insecure identity and explains why he's so outwardly stupid

EXPLOSIVE? WHAT THE FUCK?

anyone else just like walking around the game world, not doing anything besides just taking in the city?

its weird, the city is crazy detailed, and yet most of the story you don't explore nearly half of the city it feels like. there's a lot of cool little areas, its like a fully realized diorama of a city with so much care and attention to detail. like if you go around alderney there's a lot of really cool, ornate houses, and around dukes there's some beautiful parks and suburban areas

>>323499252
I like the delivery of that line

>>323476831
God damn Jacob was hilarious

>>323499709
I loved these guys, they were funny.

YOU WANNA RIDE LET'S RIDE THROUGH LIBERTY CITY

BE EASY WHEN YOU DRIVE THROUGH LIBERTY CITY
HOPE YOU MAKE IT OUT ALIVE IN LIBERTY CITY

was never able to make out the second line but the freestyle was fire

GTA IV has flying colors in its characters and Story. Theres a nice caked layer of depression as you drive around and earn money to get revenge against the man who betrayed you and your friends a long time ago.

The moment in the game where niko feels like he finally found peace but it has taken away from him was depressing as shit and made me pay so much to the story.

Anyone else feel me?

>>323497028
To be honest GTA V was exactly what the vocal majority wanted.
No day passed on /v/ without people going all

>GTAIV
>GTA

or, "Hurr durr IV is boring and dull" and shit like that
I always liked IV for its atmosphere but realized it wasn't a true GTA game. Still, it hooked me to the storyline and characters.
V is... a good game, but I feel distant from the characters. Trevor is boring, Franklin is too stereotyped, Michael is alright but it all gets muddled up by having to follow three different character development paths.

Where GTA V really failed big was on the heists, DLC and online play. Really fucking huge failure there.

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I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low.

But my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.

>>323491147

the whole thing was bullshit anyway

Niko was some random nobody from serbia, traveling illegally to liberty city. why would he be important enough for the government to follow him right from the start of his arrival? Just makes no sense.

GTA IV's story is just so sloppy, too many things that felt way too illogical.

Also its kind of weird how Niko just kills Vlad so suddenly. They dont even question Mallorie about the cheating, Niko just immediately wants Vlad to die.

>>323485679
What game is that in his hand?

>>323483301
Yeah, I pretty much tried to do all of things listed here. That's a real shame you can't go nonlethal in V the way you could in IV. And that majority of TECHNOLOGY moments and some details in IV weren't prestent in V.

>>323501461
Well he did have several prior incarcerations in Europe and connections to the crime families working there.

>>323494352
Yeah, and also secondary characters lack personality and apperance compared to previous games desu

>>323477957
>>323474614
There should be a mod for Fallout 4 done in the same spirit as that cliffracer mod. Every time you turn in a quest, Preston is duplicated and you receive an additional radiant quest each time.

>>323503193
I once completed a quest and got THREE FUCKING MORE QUESTS AT THE SAME TIME.

That CIA guy who played Niko like a fiddled dies like a bitch in V.

That sucks. Least Michelle is moving places.