Meanwhile, at Mother /v/ase...

BOSS

WANT TO TRAIN WITH ME?

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>>323386849

Why does the boss keep beating the shit out of me?

G-guys why does Boss keep going into this med-bay room that's not finished? It's just a metal floor for the time being.

>>323386849
>>323387007
>>323387157

That's the mother base from Peace Walker ;_:7. You actually trained guys and beat the shit out of them on a remote island. No point in bringing guys to base until they're enlisted.

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>Mfw the Intel team are developing both wormhole fulton tech and advanced doritios next to each other

>>323387157
probably to play his psp, that's where I go when I don't want people knowing my shame.

Alright, I've decided. Today's the day. I'm going to touch DD's paw pads. Wish me luck.

>>323387607
>fucking with a wolf's toes

you crazy?

Why does Commander Miller periodically call up all the African Females to his office?

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What's his name again?

>>323387781
>wolf

What are you on about, Huey? It's a dog. His name is D Dog.

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>>323387923
Wanna join us for a Chocolate,Vanilla, and Lemon swirl?

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>>323387781
Huey go back to working on the giant robot before Ocelot finds out

>>323387975
Kazuhira "Pull the trigger on the kid niggers" Miller.

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>>323387781
>wolf
Huey... who let you back on the base?

>>323387975
Kazuhira "Mother base for master race" Miller

>>323388298
I didn't play five, please explain this please?

>>323387975
Kazuhira "If they have a brown face, keep them off base" Miller

So for some reason last night my stats all went to SS and then I was fultoned by boss several times to different yet similar bases.


Wheres the fucking cafeteria?

>>323386790

The old Mother Base made so much more sense than the new one.

It also had an air field, which goes a long way to explaining how a lot of their whacky shit works.

>>323387975
KAZUHIRA "When you fulton a brown, GMP goes down" MILLER

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Just started playing the game a few days ago.

It's very fun, and I'm enjoying it quite a bit.

I don't get Snake's door opening method though

>'Oh shit I'm sneaking around, and there is a door with a guy right past it'
>SLAMS DOOR THE FUCK OPEN LIKE HE IS CHECKING ON OCELOT POLISHING HIS GUN

I figured out if you hold control and walk up to them he'll actually open them carefully, but it makes no sense that while crouching he does that. He should only do that while running or sprinting.

Still, aside from that, it's really great. I'm glad I decided to get it, even though I've never played another MGS game

>>323388878
was Kaz racist in part five?

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>>323387781
Mmmmmmmmmmm, I had fun fucking my mom last night.

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>>323389582
Shut the fuck up and get back inside the robot or I swear I will drown myself and take your sister with me.