>aliens come to help humanity evolve, take care of their planet,

in b4 snekwaifu shitposters

>>323386609
FUCK YOU XENO
FUCK YOU ALL

>aliens come to earth
>a race so advanced they don't even waste time playing computer games anymore
>get murdered
>a future without time spent on computer games is "dystopian"

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ALIEN SHILLS LEAVE

>>323386609
I'd love if that giant alien made of skulls on the cover art was in the game.

>>323386916
final boss, ADVENT's true form

aliums make me sick

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> This...slurry...of varying genetic material has a considerable nutrient content, and could be used to provide sustenance to the aliens. Unfortunately, this mixture also contains several key markers indicating the presence of human DNA.

So are we going to Mars in this one?

>>323386609
This may be my favorite cover art of all time. It's completely chilling.

>>323387096
>To Serve Man

>>323387381
The aliens in that episode are smug frog incarnate.
The fucking cheek of them.

>aliens telling me how to live my life

Fuck no, they probably don't even like ecchi

>>323387924
>ayylmaos end up banning anime

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>>323388189

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>>323387924
>they probably don't even like ecchi
You might be surprised.

>>323386609
Are those even all human skulls

>all this snekwaifuposting
>it turns out to be an ARG for XCOM2
>Firaxis is actually XCOM HQ trying to weed out potential traitors now for an impending invasion
>only the pure will be allowed to enter the fighting fold to protect earth

>>323386609

>fight the xcom terrorists mod

one can only hope

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>Remember how we genocided like a billion people and forcefully took over your whole? Nah forget about that, we're cool now

>>323388548
>>323386694
>/v/ against the waifuposting instead of being the ones causing the waifuposting for the first time ever

Not sure how to feel about this.

>>323386609
http://oddshot.tv/shot/miss-jamball-201601104955521

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>>323386694
>he doesnt like snektits

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>>323388717

>Remember how we genocided like 150,000-250,000 people and forcefully took over your whole? Nah forget about that, we're cool now

>>323387096
So just like everything that comes out of a can factory?

>>323388739

I'm not against it, I'm just making idle speculation.

Wouldn't be surprised if Firaxis actually had something going on to promote the posting of snek waifus. Outside of /a/ or /d/, it's almost weird to see such devotion to snek waifus.

>>323388913

1. it was less than 120,000 between 2 bombings
2. America never took over the mainland

Hiro had his chance to surrender and not get nuclear fire up his ass, but he was willing to gamble with his people's lives.

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Fuck off xenoshill.

VIGILO CONFIDO

>>323388994
I've liked snek waifus ever since the teenage version of me was unfortunate enough to come across lamias. Needless to say I'd accept the Viper overlords.

Although I find it very odd that they would choose to have the Thin Man's undisguised form be of a large serpent lady.

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>no alternate campaign where you play as the ayyys and try to stop xcom from fucking up your utopia

>>323387924
>>323388189
>implying they don't create new animayy as a way of slowly sterilizing mankind and eventually exterminate them

a good way for humanity to go desu

>>323389172
Most importantly, it was an act of provoked aggression.
Ayyliums just showed up one day and started up melting people.

>>323389514
>wanting to play ezmode
You're a pretty big scrub.

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>>323386609

>>323388913
>>323389172
Not to mention the US attempted to minimize deaths by dispensing warning leaflets over the two cities.

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>>323386609

>>323389646
> relentless soldiers that grow stronger with every mission and are slowly turning every single tool you have to use against you
> easy mode

>>323388354
If the aliens are smart enough to travel space, gene splice the shit out of everything, and conquer earth why aren't they smart enough to build this guy armor that doesn't expose his entire vulnerable body?

>>323389646
>Not wanting to play counter intelligence simulator
>Not wanting to have to fight through miles of red tape to field more than pectoids and advent
>Not using your wit to track down the rebels
>not wanting to stage your own revolution against the bosses who want to depose of you when you've outstayed your *usefulness*
>not secretly going under their noses to create a truly equal society

>>323389890
>like six enemy units who are barely strong enough to take more than one of your weakest units' attacks
>they all spawn in a single tight spot, with no cover or environmental assistance
>not ezmode

>>323389890
>Some faggots with assault rifles
>Just teleport the mothership on the main base and nuke the place to high fuck
>XCOM:ded


And that's how Xcom 2 came about

This game is shit. Get over it.

>no SHIVS
>no MECS
>vahlen replaced by a generic sandnigger
>more story driven instead of being dynamic
>still the same boring repetitive tactic of hugging walls
>less types of aliens
>shitty human enemies shoehorned in even though no one gives a fuck about them
>content cut out of the game to sell as DLC

Defend the shit game all you want. In the end you guys will be pathetic enough to eat up all the shit firaxis craps out.

>>323386609
Shit, decided to look at that image closer up for the first time and only now I realized that that ayyy face is made out of skulls. Grim stuff.

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>>323390757

>>323390705
>>vahlen replaced by a generic sandnigger
They're just mirroring real-world politics. RIP Germany

>>323390705
Source?

>>323391319
probably his ass

XCOM: EW Aliens

Sectoid
Sectoid commander
Thin men
Floaters
Heavy floaters
Mutons
Muton elites
Berserkers
Chryssalids
Outsiders
Cyberdiscs
Drone
Sectopod
Ethereal
Seeker
Mechtoid

XCOM 2 Aliens

Sectoid
Muton
Viper
Faceless
Chryssalid
Archon
Andromedon
Gatekeeper
Berserker
Codex
Sectopod

It's shit.

>>323391617
EW is a pricey expansion to EU though. Compare the original roster of EU to 2 for it to be more fair.

>>323391617
most of EU aliens were shit filler anyways :^)

>>323390021
They do.
He has access to rape beam in pure ball form.
The tentacles come our for some of that good old fashioned zombie love that just can't be one any other way.

>>323386609
>Come from a genetically superior race that mastered space flight
>Turn themselves into humans

>>323392241
The last game basically showed humans to have the greatest genetic (psi) potential tho

>>323391617
>EU
>sectoid
>bigger sectoid
>muton
>bigger muton
>floater
>bigger floater

At least the different Advent soldiers types actually have different abilities and armaments, so you're forced to respond to them tactically. So glad we're moving away from EU's lazy design philosophy of "it's the same alien but with more health".

>>323392241

>be genesplicer race
>encounter new, hardy genome
>splice it into your race

wow what a fucking surprise

>>323391617
>16 types in EW
3 of those were variations of other aliens.
Outsider didn't have any abilities.

So that leaves you with 12 unique aliens.

12 vs 11.

So far all the aliens in xcom 2 are completely unique.

And we haven't seen all the aliens yet like the ethereals.

So fuck off.

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>>323386819

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>>323386694
We have a better alienfu now.

>>323392827
I wonder how an Xcom game would fare with bosses

Like, just big, bulky powerhouse aliens/mechs that only appear once before you kill them (or show up again later if you spare them / lose a mission)

That would seem like a really cool mechanic. Like, having one of them be an assassin with invisibility, and he will sometimes jump into your missions to kill one of your guys then fuck off.

but with the big trend nowadays being that bosses are nonexistant, I highly doubt they would do this ever.

>>323393328
She doesn't look very friendly.

>>323393328
source?

>>323393716
It's called the "Codex".

It's in a gametrailers video and in totalbiscuits preview video.

It clones itself whenever you attack it, and it can also disable your weapons.

>>323390705
>>less types of aliens
why lie?

>>323388189
Good

shitposters are vigilant, but their power is nothing before the possibilities from autism free moding.

https://a.pomf.cat/gcgtoc.webm

xcom 2 looks like shit anyway, it has all the problems of xcom eu/ew.

It's still a fucking boardgame with a 3d skin with all the terrain bullshit that entails. Hell, terrain doesn't even need to exist, all that actually happens is a a bunch of generic hit bonus/penalty numbers are thrown on top.

>>323391617
XCOM: EU/EW:
> Sectoid (v: Commander)
> Thin Mints
> Floater (v: Heavy)
> Muton (v: Elite, Berserker)
> Chryssalid
> Outsider
> Cyberdisc
> Drone
> Sectopod
> Ethereal (v: Uber)
> Seeker*
> Mechtoid*

XCOM 2 without expansions:
> ADVENT Trooper (v: Lancer, Shieldbearer, Captain)
> ADVENT MEC
> ADVENT Walker (?)
> ADVENT Turret
> Sectoid
> Viper
> Muton (v: Berserker)
> Chryssalid
> Faceless
> Archon
> Andromedon
> Gatekeeper
> Codex
> Dark VIPs
> Sectopod (would be shocking if they weren't in desu senpai)
> more???

>>323395843
How is that a problem?

>>323395920
>conveniently ignoring egg salts

>>323396015
Because it's totally lacking in dynamic quality, shooting through allies/enemies without damaging them, shooting the sky while shooting 10 bullets instead of hitting 3/10, magical angles that mean the guy in front of you gun is still behind cover somehow, missing point blank shots, shit phasing out of existence to travel through illusory object.

It's lazy shit.

>>323396034
Honest mistake. Although if you were to count aliens only, EXALT are still human while ADVENT are actual ayys. It's not every hidden.

If you count both ADVENT and EXALT, and zombies, minus variations of any enemy type across the board, you'd have 14 vs 16 so far. So XCOM 2 doesn't have a bad starting roster.

>>323396485
>this is a serious problem to a /v/irgin
jesus if everyone who played games were like you, even fucking mario would have ceased to exist

>>323396485
wow it's almost like this is a turn based strategy game that just isn't your cup of tea

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>>323396485
>Why the fuck aren't video games like real life

crack when ?

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>>323395757

>>323393467
but that's literally what the sectopod was.

>>323397370
>implying it won't have based Denuvo

>>323393467
>but with the big trend nowadays being that bosses are nonexistant

wtf are you talking about? Not only do most games still have bosses, but Undertale had one of the best boss fights of all time.

>>323391617
Not every unit has been announced most likely.
Also you forgot Advent troops, turrets

>>323397918
think of the last memorable boss fight in an AAA game

>>323397918
he meant from a AAA point of view, although its hard to implement a boss in a turn based strategy without making it just a bullet sponge

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>>323387096

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Who is best character and why is it my mother fucker Central?

have they said how demanding the graphics will be for this yet?
i have a 770 right now, waiting for pascal announcement to upgrade, that should work right?
really hope they dont fuck up the optimization like so many other devs

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>>323386609
We need Duke to save our babes from the ayyliums.

>>323398712
the requirements where posted on the steam page long ago

>>323399012
well why don't you tell me then you fucking asshole

>>323399309
you're fine

>>323386609
dude... that aliens made of skulls...

xcom revival is garbage

>>323386609
They turn people into jell-o yo

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>>323387096

That's actually based off the old conspiracy legend of Dulce Base, New Mexico.

Apparently aliens would bath in tubs of human organs to absorb nutrients through their skin.

>>323395757
Source bro?

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>>323386609

>aliens are here to help

I wonder who's behind this post...

>meme song starts playing
https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm

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>>323401107
>TFW no more sexy German scientist

>>323401107
>yfw vahlen was turned into sexy snek

>>323400924
If they're so advanced, why don't they just grow nonsentient meat which can be farmed at a much larger rate for less resources and time?

>>323398520
This was a great character building moment for Bradford, he doesn't like close range but he'll do what he has to.

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Any insight on might have happened to these guys?

They also got cucked by the aliens? Or did "we" also lost to them as well in Enemy Unknown?

>>323401934
They never had a chance to spread i guess because of how hard early XCOM got fucked.

>>323401107
Shen's kid is cute but fuck me if Vahlen's replacement didn't trigger the cracker in me.

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>>323386609
FUCKING AGREED

ALIEN HUSBANDOS FTW, death to human scum

http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056

>>323398520
>cutscene ends with him holding a gun
>don't get to use him in base defense
what a waste

>>323401934
they are in xcom now

>>323401934
I kind of hope they wound up as some sort of underground crime syndicate so we have someone to bully as a secondary antagonist, but they probably got cucked by the ayys.

AYY LMAO IS A RELIGION OF PEACE

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>>323388994
>Wouldn't be surprised if Firaxis actually had something going on to promote the posting of snek waifus. Outside of /a/ or /d/, it's almost weird to see such devotion to snek waifus.

Come

On

Anon

Where

Were

You

>>323402141

Aren't they pretty much the core of Advent?

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MY LIFE FOR AYY LMAOS, big bara snek husbandos, i will fight for you!

>>323402025
Shen's daughter is ugly and her voice is grating as hell. They should have given her a chingchong accent like old Shen.

>>323402412
Thirsty traitor

I'm really excited for XCOM 2, but I couldn't get into the first one because of the ugly, shitty UI. I thought it looked cool though.

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>>323402329
they are not human scum so it makes sense, only humans are so retarded and idiotic to believe in fairy tales and create "muh supremacy" groups.

I will GLADLY BETRAY this disgusting race and kill all against the aliens!

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>>323401934
probably cucked

>>323401934
Saved for the expansion pack.

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we will statues to honour our great overlords who have gave us this much and taught us about so many things.

We should bring down any human statue since human are an inferior disgusting species
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056

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>>323402116
only good alien is a dead alien

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I want the snek to wrap me up and do things to me

>>323403782
Disgusting human scum, i cant wait to kill you alongside my Ayy Lmao superior friend.

Your last delusional thoughts of idiotic "muh human superiority" will die with xcom, i cant wait to remove such mental illinesses from humanity

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>>323404035

but aroused

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>>323404095

>>323404095
Remove xenos and race traitors.

>>323386609
Cuck

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Dont worry, once we start having sex with aliens and take our part in their society after helping them get rid of xcom we will evolve as well.

Aliens are a multispecies society that has been changed from aliens that have uplifted them, so when we start having sex and snake semen gets inside us we will also become part of their great society~

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>>323396485
>implying this isn't one of the fun parts of games
Go back to skyrim casual

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You people disgust me.

>>323404683
>>323403782
>>323402780
>>323398885
>>323386797
Remove mentally ill hateful angry "muh superiority" human scum from this earth, if you cannot accept your inferiority to aliens and work with them you will be executed on the spot.

No you are not superior, you are a mentally ill degenerate retard who has delusions of grandeur to feel better about his sad self

>>323402837
by first one, are you talking about the really old ones? or EU/EW?

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>>323386609
I know right?

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>>323405064
Let's see who's superior after your snekwaifu guts are busy coating the walls, xenoboy.

>>323405064
>you are a mentally ill degenerate retard
says the furfag

>>323405116
The reboots.

>>323386609
Yes, praise the aliums. I would willingly lay down my life for my alium overlords if they can get me some snek pussy.

>>323405254
hmm, yeah I kinda agree. Xcom 2 has a much nicer UI to it, though Good UI has never been a strong point with Xcom. I fucking hated the UI in UFO defense

>>323386609
Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species.
I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?
Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced.
First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach.
This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives.
It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.
I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct.
Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species.
Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire
and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls.
But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition.
Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight.
Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species.
Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them.
Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity.
Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress.
Instinct, therefore, must be expunged.

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>>323405230
>implying any of you scum can beat a snake husbando 1v1
You are just gonna 20v1 and start deluding yourself you achieved something ;^)

>>323405234
delusions are a mental illiness ;^)

After all humans are that retarded they make up fairy tales to worship, good thing ayy lmaos came here to save us!

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>>323405064
The Emperor protects.

http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056

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>>323395757
>Ayys face when

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>>323405405

>>323393856
>It clones itself whenever you attack it, and it can also disable your weapons.
Fuck
Fuck.
FUCK.

remove advent and snek

WAIT
what do yo mean you think you saw a snake..?

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>>323388189

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>>323405507
Sorry, even furfags know how to be healthy human beings and control their disgusting impulses for delusions of grandeur and fairy tale religions.

Furfags probably gonna be above humans once ayy lmaos come since they are less retarded

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>>323388189
I wanted to love them, I really did...

>>323389646
Tell that to America

Ayy

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>>323388189
That is a good thing, another reason to love ayy lmaos!

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Have they explained how you can have a secret base on a fucking blimp?
>ayy lmao owns the planet
>lol let's hide on a blimp
>a small, fast and highly maneuverable vehicle
>can't be detected by basic radar

>>323405886
>play easy mode
>still lose
kek

>>323405729
>germany is a black void
shiieet

>>323405909
The ship was anonymously donated to your group by a third party alium race who want to help mankind without taking over.

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>>323406009
>All concentrated around Germany
Color me surprised.

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>>323406009

>>323406009
>Germany
>USA 1
>USA 2
>BR
No surprise.

>>323405909
Aliens might own Earth but they don't control all the territory, hence why they try to get people into their cities. Also they do try to shoot you down, it's not a secret.

>>323405909
It's not a blimp, it's a captured ayy cargo ship.
The kind that you needed special satellites to detect in the first game because they don't show up on "basic radar"

>>323405064
>aliens
>they have multiple enslaved species and superior tech
>still get buttfucked by six dudes with tactics and shitty rifles
>superior

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>>323401934
>Any insight on might have happened to these guys?

hmmmm

>>323401934
they never existed in the EU -> 2 universe
they exist only in the EW universe

>>323388189
I will gladly sign up for ADVENT if these are the plans the aliems got.

>>323408043
agreed, removing such cancer from humanity would be a fucking gift.

>>323388189
>>323389568
>>323408043

>ayliens invent anime
>invade years later
>ayliens ban anime
>praised as heroes

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Ayy lmao? More like ayy gtfo.

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>>323408963

>>323408963
Google gives me nothing.
Where is this from?

>Aliens come down from skies
>Normies terrified
>Neckbeards don't know because they're playing PC gaems and masturbating
>Edgelords try to Red Dawn the arrival and shout ayy lmao collectively

>>323409647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yyMqHX7rHM

>>323409770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf5mWmrnxSo

>you can name your gun
instant 10/10

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>>323402369
mfw

>>323395757
>beaglerush killing advent while heard it through the grapevine plays in the background.

Glorious. Simply glorious.

>>323392212
dat ass tho

Aliens try to colonize and co-exist with us:
They give us advanced technology and space-faring technology.

xcom
genocide our alien friends, dooms evolution for humanity, smell really bad

I want to fight for Advent!

>>323401824

Because once you get past a certain point of advancement, you realize there's no difference between sentient and non-sentient food sources. Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?

>>323412027
>Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
Because we're whores for capitalism.

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Codex is cute!

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>>323398885
>tfw Duke is dead.

>>323412238
I want to fuck that alien.

holy fuck i just want all fucking xenos to leave this fucking board

stop shilling for your fucking snakes you stupid ayys fuck off

>>323386609
We would have become sparefaring anyway after we kicked the shit out of them in EU. And they obviously weren't some benevolent liberators in that.

>>323405064
>superior

I guess that's why they lost to a bunch of dude's with rifles

Can I make my troops romance each other? Can I make them gay?

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>>323405064
>superior
>get fucked by one species from one planet

>still get fucked by a percentage of one species of that one planet in the sequel

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>>323388189
At least I can die in martyrdom, I would gladly die and kill for my waifu.

>>323395920
I think some of these should be probably split up. Bersrerkers don't quite act the same as the normal Mutons if memory serves, though its been a while. That said, most of the other variations from EU/EW are just straight upgrades to the original versions.

>I guess that's why they lost to a bunch of dude's with rifles
>They dont know XCOM got destroyed in the first invasion
hahahahahah


also
>thinking gameplay is canon

>>323412027
because the souls are what makes meat taste so good

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>advanced race
>get beaten by a species with all around far less advanced technology than your own, less battle experience against alien lifeforms, and are at a huge tactical disadvantage

Advanced lifeforms? More like advanced BITCHES

We should boycott xcom 2 for being a terrorist simulator, we should play advent Killing the terrorist XCOM scum

>>323412027
I'm not questioning the ethics of using live people, I'm questioning why not use the alternative method if it's more beneficial. It would hypothetically be more efficient to just grow meat in a massive scale, rather than run a slaughterhouse which consumes time, space, resources, and so on. Of course we don't use supplements or grow meat ourselves because our common tech hasn't advanced to such levels, and partly because certain components of the free market slow tech releasing in such a manner even if it exists.

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>All these fucking xenos in this thread

>Literal race traitors in this thread

I bet you beta faggots have already converted to Islam under the threat of mudslimes invading western society.

>>323413467
>>323413373
>Islam
>literally another proof how retarded humans are by creating fairy tales and worshiping them
if you dont want to destroy this disgusting species and help Aliens bomb the hell out of xcom you are just as retarded as these religious retards

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>All these betrayers of humanity

Sure, you were cast out by fellow humans and that makes you bitter, but what makes you think you traitors will be spared once mankind is crushed underfoot? Traitors are reviled universally everywhere, you'll just go later.

http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056
http://strawpoll.me/6498056

>>323413639
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME YOU FILTHY ALIEN

>>323413674
>traitors
sorry, Aliens arent idiotic like you to consider people who realize how sick humanity is with all their idiotic hateful beliefs as "traitors"

They call us more enlightened than the angry sheep that believe in fairy tales and try to oppress people around them for retarded social reasons

>>323413789
sorry, i simply cant wait for the death if human retardation!

>>323413639
I do want to destroy Islam, cuckboi. But if you walked outside to find your country filled with mudlsimes you'd likely start praising Allah and open your butthole for them like the pussy bitch you are.

Man an X-Com style game set in the Dune setting would be really good.

>>323386609
Trump will make ailens build a spacewall.

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>>323413864
Islam and isis is nothing but a tiny part of the cancer that is humanity, all religions, all bigots, all homophobes, all racist, all /pol/tards need to be removed if earth is to prosper.

And aliens are the only ones that can help us do it because they would be in control and not disgusting human scum!

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>All the traitors itt

>>323414023
>dude has an official number now

>>323414004
>all bigots

So you're going to remove yourself?

Better get to it then.

You can only pick one. Ayys or Elves to purge. The other becomes the dominate race over the world.

>>323414147
Then obviously the solution si to blow up the world

>>323414147
elves easily, they are degenerate animu cancer

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>>323388189
Sign me the fuck up

>>323413834
>be fattymclardybuttshitter
>ME ALIUMS WOULD VALUES ME FOR MUH PERFECTION
>*tips fedora*

what motivates man to give a snake tits?

>>323414381
His micropenis and lack of will

>>323414381
Need to fuck things. Humanity is like that. We like fucking things and riding objects larger than us.

>>323414381
what motivates man to not give a snake tits?

So when does duke come out of hiding as a hidden soldier option?

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>>323414381
>doesnt know scalies exist
>doesnt know anthropomorphization is a big thing
anon, people like different stuff, DEAL WITH IT.

>>323414004
>homophobes

Faggots won't be considered a disease once taking blood from them doesn't carry a far higher risk than taking it from anyone else. China already has a cure for it, you have no excuse.

Why the fuck does the Archeon have so much religious bullshit imagery on itself? It's fucking stupid and i'm pretty sure that the future society would have disregarded religion completely, making religious propaganda pointless

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Vahlen had such a perfect and soothing voice why did they have to replace her with some stupid ugly nigger. Fuck

>>323405729
Always knew North Korea and Greenland was infested with furries

>>323391617
Im the first to shit on games for not improving things from their predecessor

But you physically cant look at Xcom 2 and say it has less enemies and variety. The sheer number of new abilities even for individual units is far beyond any previous Xcom game.

>>323414004
are you implying you're not a bigot?

>>323414935
The point is to terrify the population into subservience through a godlike symbol that can also fuck your shit.

>>323414935
The fluff is that humans didn't react well to the mutilation that came with making a floater. So they basically made it something that was much more appealing visually.

Basically the aliens are using every fucking trick in the book to make humans more receptive to anything they do to them. Not only willing but wanting it.

As for society ever disregarding religion well.. Thats pretty damn unlikely.

>>323415170
>>323415187
Maybe, but phony christian symbolism has no place in sci fi future.

Daily reminder that if you stripped Aliens away from the Xcom 2 setting you would have a god-tier dystopia-setting

>>323415301
It's only sci fi future because the ayy lmaos made it that way, pretty sure before they invaded shit was still the same

>>323415301
If anything its more egyptian. I'm not sure where you're getting christian from.

>>323415338
Nigger what

>humanity was going along as usual
>suddenly, nothing happened
>and from that nothing, humanity crumbled
>in response to nothing, Xcom was formed
>Xcom then defeated nothing, and saving humanity from nothing and reverting nothing from nothing back to nothing

>>323415437
Wow, nothing sounds like an asshole

Why the fuck are you retards even mad at aliens? They did nothing but help us, gave us swag ass tech and snake women? They aren't even that bad, you humans are so fucking pedantic.

>>323415301
t. etherial

>>323415512
Nothing didnt do anything wrong

Damn nothing haters, stop hating nothing

>>323415409
>Halo
>Name
>Postiture
>Judgment staff
>Ivory and gold (used to describe archangels)

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>play xcom 2
>it aint me starts playing

https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm

https://a.pomf.cat/gcgtoc.webm

>>323415513
nice try ayy lmao

>>323415437
https://xcom.com/news/en-the-environments-of-xcom-2-slums

Look at this, it doesn't even mention Ayyliums. Advent could just be a global organization which took over society with the promise to bring peace and unity.

>>323415513
humans are retarded like that, they have a serious inferiority complex so they cant admit someone is superior to them, especially the ones who have delusions of grandeur and think humans are the best thing ever in order to make their worthless selves feel like the best thing ever.

Trully humans are mental cases

>>323415621
spoiler alert, advent are aliens

>>323395757
[Muffled it ain't me in the background]
https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm

>>323415301

a tip of the hat to you too m'lady

>>323415660
news flash: Advent could also just be a human organization and one wouldn't notice from said article. Are you really too dense to see how easily the setting could be transformed into a dystopian big bad corporation subjugates humanity-setting?

>>323415565
What stream was this part from?

>>323415552
>nothing advocates
The worst kind of cucks.

>>323415767
>he actually thinks advent are human
Lol

No.

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>>323415665
Have the silent version.

>>323415301
literal fedora

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>>323415770
both are from today's

it was a glorious stream

>>323415815
Are you genuinely retarded?

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>>323415819
>that camerawork
Oh baby.

>>323415936
Dont project, it makes you look even more stupid.

>>323415553
> Halo
That horned wings thing on his back? Doesn't really look much like a halo.

>Name
Literal only thing.

Everything else is reaching pretty hard.

>>323415819
>Kaidan
So this is the prequel to Mass Effect

>>323386609
SNEK GET OUT

VIGILO CONFIDO!!!!

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>There are people who literally are ok with any form of religion existing in this thread
>then they wonder why we would gladly betray humans and join aliens
retard alert

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>>323415553
>Halo
Halos are found in a bunch of religions (greek/roman polytheism, buddhism, etc) that predate christianity by hundreds of years.

>Name
Archon is greek. It means "ruler"

>Posture
I don't know what a christian posture even looks like - could you describe it?

>Judgment staff
Not quite sure what this even means. The Archon's weapon always looked like a trident to me, which is (again) greek. Staves and scepters in general have been used by religious and ruling classes for thousands of years (ancient egypt, etc).

>Ivory and gold (used to describe archangels)
Lots and lots of religions have used ivory and gold as decorations - this has more to do with their rarity than color specifically.


They say culture is always relative, but I'm really not seeing it in this case.

>>323415301
We must dissent.

>>323405064
The galaxy belongs to the Emperor
Anyone or anything who would dispute that claim is an enemy who must be destroyed.

>>323415889
Goddamn I missed it. Is this on Miss Jamball's channel again?

>>323416267
see >>323414004

>>323416295
yup

/miss_jamball/profile

latest one. think it was a couple hours in.

may be muted by now though, he used a lot of copyrighted shit like it aint me

>>323416312
Yes, a traitor to humanity, thank you for pointing him out so he can be purged easier

>>323398520
>mfw punished bradford

>>323416439
>>323416267
Disgusting humans like you is why aliens are gonna win, half the planet will end up fucking joining the aliens because of people like you

Enjoy losing and being in denial about your inferiority almost until the very end.

Are snek the top of the ayylien food chain

>>323416508
l
m
ayy
o

>>323416508
ayy lmao

What does Solomon think of sexy ayyliums?

>>323413338
> Of course we don't use supplements or grow meat ourselves because our common tech hasn't advanced to such levels
Nice excuse, meatlover.
No advanced tech is needed to grow soy fields and they provide insanely more proteins per energy spent growing them, than cattle or swine.

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>>323405064
I fucking hate alien sympathizers.

>>323415947
It does a good job at distracting from noticing he's shooting bullets straight into his team mate that standing in the line of fire.

>>323417530
It's the future. Bullets equiped with tech that lets them dodge friendlies

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So are you guys actually buying this day one or pirating until all the DLC hit for cheap packed up bundle?

>>323417773
i am not a filthy neet and have a job, so i already pre ordered it and the season pass

>>323417773
somebody already gave it to me as a present, I sure hope it's not shit

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>>323417869
>having a job means you should be a shitty irresponsible consumer
lol

>>323417773
Will buy it at the end of the month when I get my NEET bux.

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>>323418048
no, it means i can buy whatever i like ;^)

And since i am not a hateful brainwashed /v/ nostalgiafag i like a ton of new shit and enjoy current gaming.

>>323418198
>Origin
No one cares, anon. You have no standards whatsoever.

>>323418198
>it's my money I CAN BUY WHATEVER I WANT
not very mature m8

>>323418323
maturity doesnt make life better kid, you ll learn it once you grow up ;^)

>>323388913
>>323389172
>>323389809
Murica's only motive to drop bombs was to
1.Research radiation/heat/shockwave effect on humans
2. Startle cyka blyats.

Yes they did drop leaflets to Hiroshima and Nagasaki to warn people, mut not with the intention to save them. Also they hardly ever calculated radiation poisoning deaths to casualties.

Murica a shit.

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>>323416139
>oooo lala
>google image search
>this is doing it for me
>wikipedia
>not really betty
>rupals drag race
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damnit this trap shit is getting worse than the sneks

>>323418770
hgahahahahahahahah

>>323415665
That's actually pretty awesome.

>>323417773
Pirating it now and buying it later when it's on sale.

Give me liberty, or give me death. Humanity needs to evolve on its own, forced evolution so we can be another source of soldiers for the aliens (not to mention all the people they kidnap) isn't my idea of a fun time.

>>323417773
Really want to preorder it now but the place I have a giftcard for doesn't sell the deluxe edition and it's kind of a pissoff.

>>323388548
I'd fight for XCOM if it meant getting to rape alien prisoners of war.

>>323418524
>In preparation for Operation "Olympic," the invasion of southern Kyushu, various figures and organizations made casualty estimates based on the terrain, strength, and disposition of known Japanese forces. However, as reported Japanese strength in the Home Islands continued to climb and Japanese military performance increased, so too did the casualty estimates.[2] In April 1945, the Joint Chiefs of Staff formally adopted a planning paper giving a range of possible casualties based on experience in both Europe and the Pacific. Given a troop list of 766,700 men and a 90-day campaign, the US Sixth Army could be expected to suffer between 514,072 casualties (including 134,556 dead and missing) under the "Pacific Experience" (1.95 dead & missing and 7.45 total casualties/1,000 men/day) and 149,046 casualties (including 28,981 dead and missing) under the "European Experience" (0.42 dead & missing and 2.16 total casualties/1,000 men/day).[72] This assessment included neither casualties suffered after the 90-day mark (US planners envisioned switching to the tactical defensive by D+120[73]), nor personnel losses at sea from Japanese air attacks.[74] In order to sustain the campaign on Kyushu, planners estimated a replacement stream of 100,000 men per month would be necessary, a figure achievable even after the partial demobilization following the defeat of Germany.[2] As time went on, other US leaders made estimates of their own:
More Americans and Japanese would've died in a invasion, Soviets would push into Japan and split in into a Cold War Germany situation instead of the rebuilding by the Americans after the nukes.

>But they could've just held a blockade

That would push the war further along, possibly into the 50s

I gave in and preordered it from a keysite.

Fuck, I'm hyped.

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>>323418770
>ooo lala

Reminds me of a google translate thing I did earlier. If you set google translate to detect language and enter "ooga booga" it says the language is Somalian.

In preparation for 2, I tried running UFO defense on STEAM, and it runs like fucking ass.

Glitchy and slow and basically unplayable, is this a common issue? I can't find any solutions online and I was just wondering.

>>323395757
>No ear protection

I didn't want to hear ever again anyway

>>323401934
It doesn't exactly seem like they were opposed to aliens. Wouldn't they just join Advent?

>>323421230
They were opposed to aliens. They're just XCOM without moral and ethical obligations aka the right ones

>>323412027
>Why don't Humans live off a vegetarian diet with artificially created supplements to get what we would otherwise be missing out of from meat?
Because we'd be fucking over the planet. Also, why live such an unnatural way of life?

>>323415301
See>>323415852

>>323412415
>>tfw Duke is dead.

Gearbox has started working on a new Duke game.
They wanted to ever since getting DNF out of the way. I guess they just wanted to wait until they had the rights fully cemented as their own, which didn't completely happen until August 2015.

>>323422019
>Hey guy, did you read the reply that came after yours?
Are you stupid? Do you make a post and then just not read anything afterwards?

>>323416139
>Being a hypocrite

>>323422082
Duke should stay dead. He's a shitty joke and always were. Not only that, he's literally a cucker who would cuck every single anon, and worse, they would cheer for him like the little white cucks they are

>>323422125
>Implying samefag
Piss off newfag.

>>323421929
>Because we'd be fucking over the planet.

Please explain.

>>323422213
I implied no such thing, just pointed out that it's pretty fucking stupid to direct someone to a reply mader after a post. But at least evidence of your retardation is brought into the light now.

>>323417332
Taste and marketing

>>323422305
It does sound like you were making the implication. Of course I'm not surprised that you're too autistic to realize it. I'm also not surprised that you were too stupid to see that I was just to lazy to type what he did, so I told you to see his post for my same reply. Try thinking for a few seconds and you may avoid sounding like a complete jackass.

>>323422484
>you may avoid sounding like a complete jackass.
If only you thought of this before you posted, you'd spare yourself the same.

>>323422558
See >>323422213
Nice when you admit defeat by avoiding every point of my post.

>>323422642
Yes, calling people newfag is MUCH better than being called samefag. Astounding logic from the dumbest poster on /v/ tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

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>Landed UFO
>Hard as balls, sectopods and mechtoids errwhere
>Really hard going
>Sniper gets mind controlled by a sectoid commander
>She jumps down, gets hit by close combat specialist
>Then blows herself up and damages three of my squad with a grenade
>They'd all have survived if it wasn't for fucking close combat

I'm mad as fuck that close combat specialist triggers on mind controlled friendlies. I was making a point of not overwatching as I knew I could take the commander, but nope, she's shot in the face anyway.

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>>323422701
Last post for you since it's far too obvious.

>>323422761
I should say the same to you. GG sperging out though. It was a fun show.

https://a.pomf.cat/qtrafq.webm

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>>323422201
Calm down with the cucking dude.

>All these species traitors

When you say humanity is bad because of x, you are mocking your father, your mother your next of kin, your friends, your co-workers and your neighbour.
Even if you are an edgelord who has or cares about none of those, look back to our history.

Look back to the great people, both good and evil and look at what they have achieved. A few men caused the annihilation of a million. A few youths in turn managed to infiltrate the secret police of said men and assassinate their leader.
Yet a few men have also saved billions from horrific illnesses.
Men, women and children across the globe have died simply for their people's right to exist.
Humans have made the very electricity you use, the forums you use, the food you eat and the shelter you reside in.

And you have the nerve to mock and betray billions of your own flesh and blood, because of mere, meaningless opinions?
Well congratulations, you failed to achieve the basic instinct , to protect and serve, that even animals have

So Man the fuck up Rookie because humanity will continue to do great wonders and atrocities, With you or without you.

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>>323412415
DN3D still holds out in my opinion.

Is there a worse feeling than losing a good soldier?

>>323423653
b-but they hurt my feelings, my sense of self worth and force me to buy entertainment for $60

>>323423773
squad wipe on final mission

>>323423773
Yes. Acidentally save/delete your slot so you can't quickload afterwards