poorly described games

Fallout New Vegas.
the one with the gay looking final boss

>>323163209
>no
Is it Xenosaga 2?

>>323163209
Dragons dogma NG+

>>323163209
Final Fantasy?

You play as a dead guy

>>323162994
XIII

>>323164363
no r u fucking retarded

>>323162994
The vita game "memories of celesta". With Aldon.

Jesús, this Brain fart

>>323162994
Planescape.

>>323162994
amnesia :^)

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A bunch of stupid teenagers form a creepy club that only meets at night and at the end a lady sings about burning toast or some shit.

>>323164698
>>323164726
nonono

>>323164359
silent hill shattered memories
>>323163209
ff6

It's got y'know, magic n' flow

Japanese custodian has a hard life, and then has to work overtime.

A weird midget goes around hugging cave people for a couple hours.

There's a black guy somewhere in the plot. I think.

5 guys climb a tree

>>323165051
>Undertale.

You will never be good at it.
Hope you didn't like those Z and X keys.

Your crippled brother and friends you met for like five minutes yell at you for wanting to go home.

>>323162994
3rd person space drama with action, romance and friends for people who have none of those :^)

The only game series where it's two companies producing fanfiction of themselves

>>323165447
Neptunia?
>>323165436
Mass Erect.

A kid and his cat solve occult mysteries in pre-war Japan. Mild time travel.

>>323165436
Mass Effect?

Everyone pronounces your job title like an idiot, you were born a casual, and you eventually kill all your friends.

>>323162994
Kotor

>>323165546
Raidou Kuzonoha? Have to get around to playing that one day, so I'm probably completely wrong.

A tranny yells at you while you continue to play a game for increasingly more depressing outcomes each time.

>>323162994
The Witcher 2, possibly also 1. I can't remember, lol.

Bear seek seek lest

Leonardo Dicaprio accuses Napoleon of terrorism then continues to suplex anyone that even slightly stumbles.

Some bald idiot shoots aliens to grab some weird gems.

>>323165969
Fucking DS2. God that's the worst.

You came to the desert to shoot bad guys, so you eventually shoot yourself.

Your character has a catchphrase that has to do with the game title and you're constantly going back in time to collect an item related to the story.

Your mission was not as effective as you thought

Do you feel like a champion yet?

You die then your son becomes you.

>>323166368
Red Dead Redemption.

>>323166368
Red dead redemption :(

>>323166368
Dragon Quest IV

its the one where you start off breaking into a building and stealing a laptop computer and end up killing an alien priest on another planet

You stab a guy to death and become superman multiplied by neo or something

>>323163628
Under rated post

>>323166126
Spec Ops: The Line

>>323162994
Prince of Persia Sands of Time

that one where that guy builds the wall to keep disgusting illegal brown people out

The whole game was in VR
Or was it?

you died or some shit and you're actually an animal

>>323167657
Do you remember what day it is tomorrow?

>>323167657
No

>>323162994
Every Kingdom Hearts game

>>323165203
Dustforce

>>323162994
the ending is you killing a oldhag
or the oldhag killing you
and the prequel to splatoon

>>323162994
More /tv/ than /v/ but whatever.

>talking with friend
>he asks "hey, what's the name of that movie with two guys?"
>Uh... Back to the Future?
>"No. They time travel!"
>Back to the Future.
>"No. They have a car."
>Back to the Future.
>"Primer!"
>Nigga, you dumb.

>>323166085
infamous 1 and 2?

>>323165308
FFTA

>>323162994
Ace Attorney Investigations 2

>>323166368
Agarest: Generations of War

The new guy kills more clones than Grievous

>>323165203
osu

>>323168240
You're the dumb one for still having that "friend"

asshole

>>323170613
Correct.

You break yourself a lot. Fuck, you double break yourself somehow.

You're an ex-con who slaughters hundreds on your quest to set shit on fire.

The world is over
God is not real
Who am I?

The bad guy isn't the bad guy, you commit sodoku in the end but upside down

Space Christians are trying way too hard to off themselves with God's own anti-sonofabitch machine.

>>323166368
El Topo?

A demon levels you up

Based on the hottest seller of the 14th century

Caterpillars fucking everything up while fighting eachother, you need to find and hire toucans and emos to defeat them while also picking up a bunch of rocks.

>>323173296
Undertale?
Also:
A thing happened and now I'm lost in space.
What game am I?

>>323173918
no not undertale

You visit a foreign country, where a stranger gets you to sign a contract and performs a minor medical procedure. Then shit gets really weird.

>>323174301
Bloodborne?

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>>323174357
yes

>>323173296
Demon's Souls

You're a fucking gringo

>>323174558
Max Payne 3


>You get malaria but who gives a fuck

>>323174626
>gringo, gringo, GRINGO!
Correct

and is it Far Cry 2?

Your sister wants to have sex with you. Your father doesn't approve.

Your sisters fiance is a dick, and you need to stop the wedding and save the town or something I guess.

It's not from Japan.

professor worminkle

>>323173481
Dante's Inferno: Dante must Die featuring Dante from the Divine Comedy series

>>323174554
Correct

>>323174767
yes
>>323175101
kek yes

>>323165546
Persona 5

the jews literally did everything

your best dude is just a figment of your imagination

You have to go blow up a circle

Child with unnatural ability kills brothers and sisters while in a basement

>>323176282
Halo?

win races, jap cars and shit

you shoot teddy bears with a megaphone

>>323162994

You can do anything within its limits and create your own shit in it

>>323176652
Dangling Grandpas Another Episode?

Middle aged guy travels and drinks a lot

communists can't handle muh freedom so they round up everyone and try to deport them to the country

>>323165983
RE4 nigggaaaaa

Some faggot and his invisible rock band fall off a fucking ship AGAIN.

>>323175685
Wolfenstein:The New Order

you wish you could get into this game but you're too casual

that game where you meet your buddy again

the first half of the game is great and then the other half is fucking horse shit

>>323177787
dorf fort

that one where you become a squid

>>323177516
Any Ys game
Too obvious anon

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>>323178308
you actually got it

>>323162994

little girl gets NTRd and shot to the face by her father

>>323178540

dwarf fort is not hard to learn though, get a texture pack that can be more easily understood just by the looks and follow a tutorial the first few times you build up your town. Also the adventure mode or whatever is so fucking good and if you bother to learn the controls it's totally worth it. Haven't played DF in months.though so can't give you any specific tilesets or tutorials.

you kill yourself and then you stab yourself because you are the sword

You play as a guy who use to find teasures , old civilizations and kill bad guys while destroy things

MC first love is actually his crossdressing uncle that has the same age as the MC because it was born from the time MC's grandpa raped his own daughter, and since the uncle likes to crossdress and has multiple personalities he is engaged to the MC's male cousin and in a relationship with the MC's female cousin

>>323166175
ITS TIME TO SPLIT

Stephen King runs around with a revolver

>>323179542
Alan Wake
Piss easy

Comes home just to see his town now a shithole.

harlan ellison fucks with you

You play as some mexican who gets abducted by aliens, then your grandfather teaches you how to use your maxican weed dreams to fight them.
Then you crash into the sun.

>>323179330
Ever17?
To be honest, I don't totally remember the plot, that was a long time ago.

>>323179769
all jrpgs
ALL OF THEM

Crippled crimefighter gets artificital limbs for free then he bitches about it constantly

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>>323179330
Nigger, what

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>>323173072
my nugga

>>323176413
binding of isaac?

>>323178029
Indigo Prophecy?

>>323176243
cod black (c)ops?

>>323180010
Prey?

you purposefully aim above the enemy just so that you miss

You're a terrorist who gets hit in the head a lot.

>>323180615
Yes

>>323180293
Was referring to another game but yeah, close enough.

Main character is a materialized dream and has a goofy laugh.

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>>323178815
>the first few times you build up your town
>town

what the fuck

I host tournament to control the world

You go on a quest to murder your sisters and steal their boyfriends

>>323180983
FFX, ez

>>323181150
mk

>>323168240

primer is pretty great though

>>323166085
Timesplitters

>>323166368
Infinity Blade?

You kill hundreds of mutated monsters and robots trying to find a comfortable place to sit

>>323181402
nooooo

>>323181820
tekkun

You're Arthas from WarCraft 3 but it's not WarCraft 3 and you're not actually Arthas.

>>323181771
dark souls 2
nah im just kidding i know its nuclear throne

>>323181880
noooooooooooo

>>323166854

Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit

>>323181908
Wait are we talking about deathknight Arthas, prince Arthas or Arthas in general?

>>323181005

a built-up area with a name, defined boundaries, and local government, that is larger than a village and generally smaller than a city.

What's wrong

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>>323182164
IT'S A FORT


A FORT

FUUCKKKKKKKK

>>323180304
He never asked for this?

You killed the demon lord and fuck the princess
You CAN see the fucking

>>323180667
yes

>>323182335

What if the TOWN you build isn't fortified, or a strategic position?

;)

kkk members with hand cannons

>>323162994
trying to get laid went very wrong

>>323182110
Deathknight Arthas.

>>323177329
Homefront?

Crazy man tells you how to kill the zombies, turns out no, crazy man IS the zombies

You do something that may be seen as morally wrong and something bad happens each night

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>>323182608

>>323182874
Catherine?

>>323173872
Viva Pinata?

Hit things, don't die

>>323183078

ez

>>323164359
dark souls

The one where things fall

>>323172216
Dead Space is the first thing that comes to mind

>>323183235
Same.

space engineer vs aliens

>>323183193
tetris

weird guy works for government agency that kills killers.

The one where you play as muslims and molest girls in groups

>>323183193
One Must Fall 2097?

>>323183576
ISIS Simulator

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>>323183576
Germany Simulator 2015.

>>323183576
Eurotruck Simulator

>>323183339
Dead Space

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>search for game using vague description on google
>see if you can actually find it
hardmode: a game that you don't remember the name of

>>323183894
that was easy

>>323165043
Catherine

A college student has to solve a sudoku puzzle to save his 12-year-old girlfriend.

>>323183342
Yes

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>>323182683
>kkk members with hand cannons
what

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>>323183137

>>323183938
roller coster tycoon

>>323168240
>Says it's not "Back to the Future"
>Keep guessing "Back to the Future" anyway
You sure he's the dumb one?

>>323183938
Zero escape: 999

nuclear holocaust and poo never in loo

>>323183926
>space engineer vs. alien

What did you expect?

>>323181967
street fightur

>>323182502
He sure never did.

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>>323184384

everybody wants the sword

>>323182874
GTA V

>>323181150
Twisted Metal?

>>323171794
do you mean seppuku?

you try to kill yourself but you cant

you're a slav doing what slavs do best

Your sister turns out to be a degenerate.

You try to kill a guy while also trying to keep his wife alive.

>>323184816
Planescape: Torment.

>>323184832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
that or wii fit

You kill aliens.

Buzz lightyear's third cousin twice removed runs around and pew pew pews.

>>323184832
there's a lot of crouching in Metro games right?

>>323184619
Soul Calibur

>>323184665

What's the connection

you're samus in a medieval fantasy world

bet you don't know this shit

An ugly snake tells you to light yourself on fire so why not

>>323185112
Medievil?

You have a bad day at work

you're trying to find your sister but for some reason a black guy decides to tag along

>>323185256
Dark Souls.

you're a crime boss who's waaay into tentacle porn, to the point you require serious medical help

>>323185319
Typing of the Dead

>>323185317
The Stanley Parable.

>>323184832
What are you doing? Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!

>>323185317
half-life blue shift

>>323184832
ah nuuuu cheeki breeki

>>323185397
never heard of that before

you have to deliver a gnome to space

>>323185319
FFXIII

>>323185541
House of The Dead but instead of guns, you kill zombies by typing words

You off the pope because he hates you

>>323185574
Kerbal Space Program.

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>>323185581
winner, have a lightning

>>323185667
it's hl2ep2

>>323185660
I feel like that's every Assassin's Creed.

>>323185660
crusader king 2

>>323163209
skyward sword?

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>>323185720

>>323185720
Clever.

bad guy is a nigger
he's bad because his sister died

>>323185364
The Darkness 1/2

>>323164664
That happens in XIII tho. Not talking about final fantasy you fuckin mong

>>323185574
Puzzle Agent 2

Literally every single player has at least mild autism and anger issues

>>323185574
Half life 2 ep 2

>>323185767
On the right track

>>323185762
I don't think AC ever had you kill the pope yourself, not even AC2.

>>323184772
no I mean the real Sudoku

>>323185934
Every game I dislike.

>>323185934
Italian protagonist?

futuristic arcade tanks and destructible terrain

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>>323185910
Jojo part 6

>>323171794
>>323184260

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>>323185918
you know what's what, m8

all the helmets/headgears in the game makes your characters look like daft punk

>>323185934
CS:GO

You kill yourself but it's not really you

>>323185660
M2TW

>>323185934
minecraftaa

>>323186138
Spec Ops: The Line?

>>323186160
There we go

>>323186090
Monkey knows his shit

>>323186081
Correct

You're the average Dindu Nuffin.

you're so fucking pissed at those guys you do nothing but wreck their shit all day erry day

there's a guy who meets his alternate universe female version of himself and he wants to fuck her

>>323186264
San Andreas

Sam and Frodo: Crime Edition

>>323186330
Yep.

>>323186358
Cain & Lnych

>>323186310
Bioshock Infinite?

>>323186209
Nope

>>323164359
Farhenheit\Indigo Prophecy for a quarter or so

>>323186310
Bioshock Infinite. That's assuming the twins wanted to fuck each other.

>>323186425
Nope but close.

>>323185934
CSGO?
DOTA?
League?

mobas in general?

You're a cursed knight and you try to find a way to kill yourself

you play as a pill with arms that rolls everything up into massive joints for your high as fuck king

>>323186543
Army of Two.

>>323178815

>get a texture pack

DISQUALIFIED

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>>323186430
i dunno lol i just posted my fetish

>>323186028
I'm Italian and I don't have autism.

You can fuck off though, lad

You can start anywhere in the level

>>323182608

Nobody wants to fucking play Dwarf Town. Fuck you.

>>323186502
in burial at sea there's a voice record of the girl that says the boy is sad and wants to make his "legacy"

>>323186690
Angry and autistic, it checks out.

>>323186625
Organized Crime Edition

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>>323186806
NO IT'S NOT TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You keep running into walls in your PJs.

>>323163209
Every japanese game that ends in fighting god or some other ultimate being.

Infamous?

>>323186138
Alan wake american nightmare?

some guys a dick, dragons, assemble a team of misfits, power of friendship

GTA but you're on the right side of the law

That Mario game where he does the thing.

>>323186953
pajama sam

>>323187024
LA Noire

>>323187024
sleeping doggies

>>323185934
Max Payne.

>>323187024
[X] Doubt

>>323187024
Sleeping Dogs

>>323187024
True Grime

>>323187007
God, did you just spoil that game for me? I just bought it YESTERDAY!

>>323187046
Braid

You play as an Otherkin who is fond of shouting

>>323187024
True Crime?

>>323164359
stubbs the zombie
murdered soul suspect

>>323187013
Naruto.

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>>323187238
>he didn't get it free from a gog giveaway

>>323187024
Sleeping Dogs.
Some of the Saints Row series.

>>323187253
Morrowind III: Electric Dragonaloo

>>323187238
nah bro it's not as simple as you would think. you're still good.

>>323187046
Portal.

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You had a dream of your wife.
She was dead.
But it was all right.

You slide really fucking fast

>>323187593
Max Payne 2

That Japanese game with actual NTR that really triggered its fans.

>>323187007
Nope!

You drive a car even though you can run way faster and you wouldn't be tired

>>323187742
Fate/Stay Night?

>>323187687
Vanquish

>>323165198
Gamergate

A guy fights demons for some reason and grinds a bunch

>>323162994
Hallways, faggot elves and dialogue wheels.

>>323183169
you're not dead in dark souls

>>323187830
Nope

That one where the naked lady tells you to go gas a weirdo in his own house

>>323164359

Soul Reaver

you find out that the world has more to it but it's creator is kind of a dick

>>323162994
MGSV

>>323187742

NTRPG2?

>>323164359
Beyond: Two Souls.

>>323187828
There is no NTR in Fate.

And I'm talking about a JRPG.

>>323188076
A disappointment

>>323188116
>NTRPG2
No, it was mentioned on /v/. I think the girl who NTRs the MC is blonde but I'm not too sure about that.

It's one of the very few instances in a JRPG that was either released on a nintendo console, dreamcast or playstation 1.

>>323187478
Alright.

>>323187742

FFX Lulu x bluballbigot

You'll find that Lady Luck is actually a whore, and you're fresh out of cash.

>>323162994
you do normal things for a week

>>323187919
WELL, YOU'RE FUCKING UNDEAD, YOU PETTY CUNT

>>323187919
shut the fuck up

>>323162994
A bar slut takes advantage of a metally disturbed guy and they become terrorists.

The one where you drink vodka with your old friend.

>>323166657
BGE?

shed do it all, not for glory but for you

>>323164359
Xenoblade Chronicles

>>323188824
I want to know that one.

>>323188984
Final Fantasy VII

>>323188984
I think it's FF7.

>>323188756
>>323188743
still not dead though

Your little army of gremlins thinks you're awesome.

>>323189198
Overlord

chick jumps, shoots, rolls, is cool and doesn't afraid of anything

>>323188548
Max Payne

Masked man who can turn into a big guy wages war against countries out of necessity.

>>323189310
Yep.

It's about a ring wielding cat saving a singer.

>>323179189
Soul raver?

>>323189337
Call of Duty for sure.

>>323189337
Baynotenna

>>323189424
gast trak

>>323189528
>>323189480
nope

>>323189337
Alpha Protocol?

>>323189121
yes you are shut the fuck up

>>323189337
WET?

>>323189337
Womb Raider

>>323189650
nah

You could call it obsession.

muh shotgun

>>323189585
One of them Tomb Raiders.

>>323189581
What?

>>323189424
I want to ____ Klonoa

>>323189337
>>323189337
grave looter on genesis

>>323189698
>>323189703
>>323189740
>>323189764
nope
hint: she's blonde and she can literally roll

>>323189341
You better not had google'd it

>>323189860
metroid primes

>>323189860
Metroid.

>>323162994
Dark elf acquires army of goblins, orcs and lizards. If you become lord of the undead you get cucked and die.

>>323189660
but you're not dead my friend

>>323189868
Not him but that's the kind of cheesy noir dialogue Max Payne has

>>323189860
parasite in da city

>>323162994
You play as an artist that is also a statue

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>>323189963
>>323189962

>>323189868
I keep my eyes on the road, off the rearview mirror for the roadkill behind me.

Nope, I did not. Solid Max Payne fan here.

>>323167812
Is it your birthday?

>>323189751
yes

MP40 everywhere

>>323190172
We need the explosives !

>>323186603
Katamari Damacy

>>323190018
It is and yeah, Lady Luck is truly a whore.

You use guns.

not-goku goes to a market and does what trunks did

oh god that's described very poorly

>>323190234
What

>>323186603
Katamari

>>323164359
WoW, undead

>>323190172
Call of Duty 1

>>323189860
>Blonde who can literally roll
>not Megaman

>>323184772
No the real sudoku. That game is am experience.

I need to know what this is:

>>323187742

>>323190625
mega man has dark hair though

A mercenary with PTSD out to save the planet

>>323190592
Fuck sorry, I don't remember any quote from the first one.

Hint: Same series, MP