>Shoot red barrel >It doesn't explode

>Go behind waterfall
>No cave

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>boss fight
>you're supposed to lose

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>Game urges you not to go to a specific area

>Shoot glowing spot on enemy
>It's just a glowing spot

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>Bosses are immune to status effects
>Common enemies die to quick to use them

>>322846920
Fun fact, its very unlikely that shooting a barrel of fuel will cause it to explode with normal ammunition. You would need to be using tracer rounds for this to occur reliably.

>>322847305
Loool

>>322846920
>Shoot red barrel
>It's an oil drum

>>322847029
Does that ever happen IRL?

>>322847830
Even with tracer rounds it would be highly improbable.

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>Shoot office chair
>fiery explosion

>>322848126
Caves and waterfalls are both common features of karst regions. It happens a lot, actually.

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>Shoot trap
>It sets off

Flight of the Conchords Season 3 when?

>>322848263
GoldenEye. Peak of competitive FPS right there.

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>pick up a blue ammo box
>it's not a shotgun ammo

>>322848318
Never because season 2 was trash

yellow barrel: regular explosion
red barrel: spreading fire
blue barrel: water explosion
green barrel: healing explosion
purple barrel: poison explosion
brown barrel: mud explosion (obscures vision)
rainbow barrel: the most powerful barrel explosion, has all elements, only appears once in 10,000,000 barrels

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>Pistol and automatic rifle fire the same calibre bullets
>They share ammo between them

>Level designers made door look half-open
>Invisible wall anyway

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>>322848720
>Guns use same caliber rounds
>Do wildly different damage amounts

>>322849093
>the pistol is more accurate than the rifle.

>>322847804
>Bosses AREN'T immune to status effects, but they're very resistant to them
>With clever use of several buffs and debuffs, bosses can be effectively locked down for the entire battle and die in one combo

Thank you Etrian Odyssey.

>Double barrelled shotgun does same damage as pump action

>>322849620
>double barrel shotgun
>fire one shell
>reload animation replaces both

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>Stab wall
>Bullet hole texture

>>322850085
>kill player with bladed weapon
>kill-announcement displays a blunt weapon

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>>322847029
EVERY FUCKING TIME!

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>>322849976
>Fully loaded bolt action rifle (5 rounds)
>Fire one round and reload
>Character opens the bolt, places 2 cartridges in the magazine and closes the bolt

>Magazine fed weapon
>Fire one round and reload
>Character replaces the magazine, storing the first mag for later use

>Revolver
>Fire one round and reload
>Character opens drum, replace the spent cartridge with a fresh one

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>>322847262
>Game urges you not to go to a specific area
>it has an invisible wall if you try to

>>322850487
>reload half-way through magazine
>character discards magazine entirely, including all bullets still inside

Th-thanks E.Y.E

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>Jemaine made a successful acting career for himself
>Bret is no where to be seen

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>99/100 hp
>accidentally walk over a health pickup when you're not done clearing the room

>>322851170
Don't play an elf.
Not even once.
Career suicide.

>>322848491
blue is machine gun faggot, red is shotgun

>>322851170
Brett won an Oscar for the muppet movie you dumb shit

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>try to climb down ladder
>Fall to your death

>>322851332
>Yellow = Machine gun ammo
>Red = Shotgun shells
>Green = Grenades
>Purple = Plasma / energy weapon

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>>322851194
God, I fucking hate this

>Shot a blue barrel
>It blue up

>try to jump gap
>run off and die

>>322851486
green purple and red I can agree on, but machinegun is either grey or blue

>>322851737
>try to jump gap
>fall off and discover a secret bonus area

>>322851486
>>322851332
>>322848491
Wow you fukken scrubz

>green=shotgun

>>322851903
>green=shotgun
now this is just wrong

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>>322851486
>ammo is clearly coordinated with associated weapon
Thank you UT

>>322846920
>almost complete boss fight
>it's health regenerates

>thread about game I dislike
>post what I dislike about it
>make sure there is no inflammatory text
>"Troll. the bait is real."
>"learn to have fun you bitter faggot"
>"What kind of games do you even like? "

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end of discussion. objectively correct ammo coming through

>>322846920

>blue barrels explode
>red barrels drop oil slicks

>>322852132
>implying those are all standard ammo types
we're talking about REAL ammo, not happy prancy quake land ammo

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>>322852073
>unload on boss
>1hp

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>boss fight
>3hp left
>no heal remaining
>auto quicksaves

>>322852073
>bring boss health down to zero
>"You haven't seen the last of me!"
>he runs off, so you can fight his ultimate form later in the game

Ugh, you shitters.
>Yellow = MG
> Orange = Shotgun
> Purple = Plasma
> Dark Green = Grenades
> Red = Rockets
> Light Green = Slugs (railgun)
> White = Energy (lightning gun)

CAN YOU NOT EVEN INTO QUAKE 3

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>>322852132
Effective but lazy.

>>322848306
>shoot trap
>he dies

;__;

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>in some dire straights
>use that item you've been saving
>it doesn't help at all and you die

>>322847830

woah buddy, next thing you're going to try and tell me is ricocheting 2 9mm rounds off the bumper of a car doesn't make it explode

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>Driving Simulator
>fined for driving through a red light
>not fined for ducking in and out of the oncoming lane to avoid 'crossing' a red light

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>Ctrl+ F "explores"
>0 results
/v/ is full of newfags normies I swear to fucking god

>>322852691
>extremely strong consumable item that you will ever get one of ever in the entire game
>either save it and keep it in your inventory until the game is over, OR waste it on an easy enemy that you would have defeated even without the consumable.

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>about to use special move to kill enemy for bonus xp
>partner AI kills them first

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>weak faggot challenges the boss to 1v1
>unskippable fight

>go in cave
>theres a waterfall

>>322853046
>Class does highest dps by miles but using DOT
>0 kills 100 assists

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>>322852132
u sure?

>>322846920
>skill uses up all mp huge, long, flashy over the top casting cinematic. Basically worthless unless all nine planets align and you don't fuck up the qte...,

Im looking at you ff12

>>322853978
>Green, red, blue, black and grey all for the same gun

Do you realize what you have done?

>>322853978
STOP

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>Shoot barrel
>It explores

>>322853978
>marketing on ammo is the same shit they put on everything, this graphics card has BLAST PROCESSING!, this gun fires ultra death peanuts!

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>>322847029

>>322855117
it's pretty much like that with every product that you buy off a shelf and that has competing producers.

>>322846920
>shoot barrel
>Kill DK accidentally
I hung my head.
I hung my head

>throw bomb into mouth
>it spits it out

>>322855427
>throw bomb into mouth
>it smashes
Then I saw her face

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>>322855242
>product has no competitors
>doesn't tell you shit
>knows you have to bite the pillow and deal with it