>DSP made it further into this game than me how shitty should

>>322626218
I beat it on a shitty emulator back in 2004 with keyboard controls.

That depends did you not care for the gameplay or style of humour or were you just shit at it?

>>322627468
well i got pissed when the mouse asked for a second piece of cheese so i turned it off its just inconsiderate you know?

>>322627468
for me it was when i couldn't find enough DOSH for the life of me to give to that FUCKING rat, even with backtracking

>>322627572
>>322627691
Why even play games?

>cant even get the cheese to the rat

dont even bother trying to get the bees to flowergirl you ADD kid

well, I love conkers bad fur day but I'll admit a lot of the would be "platforming" segments are just tedious - but some of them are fucking great, like the "disposal system" that connects that gears place with prehistoric

NOW THAT SHIT IS FUN(not)

>>322628351
they are fun when not assigning me chores

>>322628515
after the first time its just tedious busywork and filler

>>322626218
dsp isn't as terrible as you here. Didn't he beat some gook street fighter champ once?

>embarrassed because he didn't get as far as a professional who plays video games for a living

Nothing to be ashamed of.

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>tfw DSP discovered Sokolov's lover as EVA before me

who is dsp?

>>322627352
How? That fucking alien fight was horrendous with the arrow keys.

>>322629587
Dick Sucking Patricia. She's cheap these days.

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>>322626218

You didn't beat this game? It isn't even challenging, save for a few out of place gimmicks here and there. The game doesn't even have difficulty settings.

Maybe you should stop playing video games completely kid. You clearly suck at it.

>>322626218
Where did you get stuck?

>>322629904
Cheap you say? Well time to pay a visit to your mother.

>>322630718
the mouse asking for a second thing of cheese its like the game saying " i didnt feel your heart in that so do it agaim"

>>322631014
So you just weren't willing to do a thing that takes 30 seconds more than once?

>>322630868
But Anon, that's the name of your mother!

B-Brother?