>that kid who drove responsibly in GTA tfw I was and

>>322611297
Autism

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>playing SAMP
>playing on huge role-player server
>hit lamp
>police sirens
>trying to escape
>local radio stations says that 4 police cars are chasing motorcycle driver
>tfw one of administrators is cop
>i got jailed for not roleplaying enough
>never played SAMP again

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>the kid whose parents would fight and hit each other when you went over to his house

>>322611450
>>i got jailed for not roleplaying enough

like in real life?

>>322611515
Did you call the cops?

>>322611612

Fuck no.

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>>322611515
>the kid whose parents were always drunk and you had to play PS2 quietly and pray that they don't see you in their house

>>322611515
I'm that kid desu

I do that because I like to commit specific crimes, I'm not trying to bring attention to myself.

>>322612173
me 2 desu.

more fun to be selective.

I never did and I don't do to this day, even though I am one of the most responsible drivers in real life.

It is because traffic in GTA is even more retarded than in real life.
Traffic is so little and you have to much overview of your surroundings that accidents by not seeing anything are only reserved for retards.
Going fast somewhere requires me to go offroad sometimes.

Whatever makes you happy.

>trying to drive normally in GTA 4 while I was younger
>at red lights, NPCs constantly honk at you
>10 seconds pass, light still red
>they get impatient and ram you trying to get around
>lights still red

I hated that shit, but I still did it almost every time.

>>322612173
I don't because the driving never controls anything even remotely similar to a real car.
The slightest tap and you're flying at a stupid awkward angle into a pedestrian. I don't have patience for bullshit floaty bubble cars.

>>322611297
>that kid that got 5-0'd by the foreign exchange student from Sweden
my b

>>322611450
When I first played GTA, I thought you had to obey traffic laws.

My b

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>>322611515
>tfw they start hitting the kid in front of you

>>322611515
I was him. It builds charactrr

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in that "old people plays GTA 5" video they all try to drive properly