R-Rorikstead, i'm from rorikstead.

>>315573558
>>2010

>Go to Rorikstead
>He doesn't have a house there and no one even mentions him

>>315573852
>expecting bethesda to incorporate any kind of detail

>>315573852
you don't suppose a horse thief might be lying?

>>315573852
As wide as an ocean, as deep as a puddle.

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>>315573852
If only...

YOU'RE NOT GONNA KILL ME!

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>mfw I got up this morning to find that the three guys who do one of the morning radio shows here are going to be in the newest TESO DLC

>>315574235
almost got away

>>315574101
Word.

>>315573558
Can fans of this game admit that this into was complete trash? Bethesda should really stay away from trying to do dramatic cutscenes.

NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE

>>315574235
>arrow hits him in the ankle
>he's dead

top quality product, right from the first minutes of the game

>>315574768
Sometimes, the archer doesn't even shoot his arrow and the thief just falls and dies.

>high-level/master spells have a several-second third-person casting animation that cannot be sped up or skipped

I don't know how I managed to beat Skyrim twice. Christ, it was a chore.

Also the game crashed every time I tried to marry an NPC. What a turd.

>>315574671
they should just give up on main stories and just have a bunch of huge questlines
it'd fit the games so much better

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>>315574954
this

That Stormcloak with you (Ralof?) mentions how he misses ale with Juniper berries mixed in. Go back to Helgen and you'll find some. It's the only place to find that type of ale.

I thought that was kinda neat.

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>>315573558
i remember how hype i was playing skyrim, oblivion, and morrowind for the first time. even with all their faults they're still fun games.

just a few more days to get that excitement again

>>315575093
this would also improve the game and make it not revolve around you.

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>tfw nobody ever reacts to dragons, beyond running away or dogpiling them

>>315575264
plus, they could focus more on the lore of the world by not making a ton of useless main quest shit that nobody's gonna do or care about
basically a mainstream and better version of skyrim unbound

>>315575218
They're fun in the same way a Big Mac tastes good

>>315575038
Sounds like you're just awful at an easy game.

>>315575264
>make it not resolve around you
This isn't how modern american RPGs are done mate. Particuliarly when it comes to Bethesda and Bioware.

>>315575153
I think you mean Mead

>>315575760

Yes, thanks. I haven't played the game in like 2 years.

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>>315575038
>only beat Skyrim twice

casual detected

>>315575612

Did I say it was hard, senpai?

>>315575603
i tend to get 80-100 hours into each game before i start hating them with a burning passion, so not bad value for the dollar

>>315573972
When you're about to get your fucking head cut off?

>>315576379
You said it was "a chore" which implies it was difficult to complete in some form, so yes, in a way, you did.

>>315576497
That's an unhealthy love anon.

That's totally how I feel about Bethesda game too. ;-;

>>315576641
chore doesn't imply difficult to complete. doing the dishes is a chore. it's not difficult, it's just annoying/tiresome/repetitive

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>>315574235
>runs straight and gets hit
>meanwhile bandits will fucking miss you even if you just randomly dance around left to right
>he'll die without getting hit too
Bravo Beth. I'd really like a possibility of him getting away completely decided by game, and not forced by a script, and being able to meet that guy later.

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>tfw you will never feel the wonders of running through the empty fields of skyrim
>only to be attacked by a random fucking giant frostbite spider out of nowhere shooting projectile webs that somehow deal damage
> you will never get spun up completely in webs by the said spider that captures you
>you will never get bitten and have your insides slowly liquefy as the spider drags you into its cave and hangs you up
>you will never get sucked dry by a giant mommy spider who promptly fills you up with tons of golf ball sized eggs
Horrible feeling, senpai

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>>315577026

>>315577026
Vorefags are absolutely terrible. Literrally worst fetish after gurofags.

>>315577026
>spider liquefying prey before back to the nest

That's not how that works you fucking baka

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>>315577354
rude. don't lump me with gurofags.

at least we're not like the lot of furrys, at least the most of us keep the shit to ourselves unless you go around looking it up

like, i wish i was shitposting but you need to get a fuckin grip

>>315574954
one time the archer didn't even show up, he must have been stuck in the ground or some shit.

>>315577354

>guro worse than scat

kill yourself m7

>>315577615
>i wish i was shitposting
wish?

>>315577736
Yes, scat is like right after vore. Get better fetishes ffs.

>>315576641
Just wanted to take the time to let you know that you're a retard

>>315578471
that anon still sounds awful at an easy game whether he wants to admit it or not.

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>>315573558
>R-Rorikste-AUGH
>he flies out the back of the wagon at light speed
>the scene continues as normal, but without him speaking
>at the chopping block
>"HALT"
>"ARCHERS"
>archers just even shoot at anything
>"ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE RUNNING?"
>my face the entire time

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>>315575424
>the major religion is nordic
>those who die honorably go to sovengarde

What the fuck could possibly be more honorable than fighting a dragon in the nordic land of Skyrim?

Everyone that dies fighting a dragon in your game? Probably getting mad pussy from the warrior women up in Sovengarde. "Tell us again how you punched the dragon, it makes me so fucking wet."

It's a fucking paradise for them, of course they're gonna fight it.

>>315579617
Nords are literally the jihadists of TES.

>>315579850
You're retarded.

>>315573558
>I was born in a small village

>>315577026
That's only hot because you called the spider "mommy".

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>>315573558
best beast race

>>315579998
Elaborate on this train of though, my dear patrician.

>>315575603
I actually think the better analogy is that they're like chips. They're not thought out or crafted in the nice way that a proper pastry would be, but you like them anyway and keep wanting more.

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>>315579617
>Warrior Woman
>Clearly Power Girl undressing

>>315580423

>chips
>pastry

Is that you, UK? It's past your bedtime.

>>315580385
Nords are not Jihadists. Thinking so is silly.

>>315573852

This doesn't bother me as much as how all the Daedric lord quests are self-contained. You can be a servant to all of them and they apparently don't care if you've served a rival.

>>315574101

Perfect analogy for bethesda games

>>315580607
But their suicidal ideologies have a lot similarities.

I lost faith in Skyrim the first 30 seconds in where everyones arms were clipping completely through their bodies.

Fucks sake Bethesda.

>>315577026
I'm pretty sure there's a .wemb of that creature sex/surrender mod that showcases this exact scenario

>Grab a sword
>Hit wolf in the heat like it's a blunt object
>No wounds, no severed limbs
>40 hits to kill a fucking wolf
>Spam heal your way through the game, not tactics no skill


Fucking vanilla Skyrim gameplay is repulsive.

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>>315574954
>>315577632

Sometimes I don't know if I love this shit or hate it. I think it depends if I paid money for it.

>>315574768
he had his heart transplanted into his ankle you insensitive fuck

>>315580802
They do not have suicidal ideologies. Wanting to die in battle with honor is not suicidal.

>>315574768
The archer will miss sometimes and he'll still die.

>>315580127
I was only a child when my village was raided by soldiers. IMPERIAL soldiers

>>315574101
so FO4 is as wide as a puddle and as deep as a puddle?

>>315580854
>that creature sex/surrender mod
please god deliver a name I will repay you with nothing

>>315580952
Merely wanting to die, whether it is with or without honor is batshit insane, no matter how you cut it.

>>315573852
fucking this.

daily reminder that the previous games had more fucking lore then most religions combined, and it was done with a smaller team on a smaller budget

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>>315580224
>mfw i should have finished the job

>>315581221
We don't know for sure yet, but evidence seems to point that way. Hell, some would say it's smaller than SKyrim.

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I haven't played Skyrim in about 3 years, but I think I want to again.

Have there been any mods that overhaul the entire experience?

>>315581271
oh come on its so easy to think up of valid reasons. you really, really cant think of one sane reason?

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>>315581221

>>315577026
i wanna fuk that buttersnotch

>>315581415
fallout 4

>>315581415
http://www.tesgeneral.com/#!skyrim-guide/c22o0

>>315581271
They don't want to die. They don't spend every day of their lives wishing they could die. But going into battle, and dying honorably is one way to get into Sovngarde as a Nord.

Sovngarde is also reserved for the greatest warriors and must get past Tsun to even get into Shor's hall. It is not the standard afterlife for most Nords.

>>315581457
Sorry, I don't live in a culture where death a greater something (like the goodness of all or honor) is a thing (or viewed as a good thing). But maybe you can change my perception on the matter.

>>315581271
Spoken like a jew. Enjoy life. Cockroach.

>>315580852
Not trying to defend Bethesda or anything, but if clipping turns you off from an entire game you might have autism.

>>315581338
Skyrim's lore is fine. Only retards who drink the /v/ koolaid think Skyrim was lacking in lore. Skyrim was just lacking in internal consistency in the over world, not lore.

>>315581723
In the first opening scene of a game, if I see disgusting clipping issues like that damn right I'm going to have an autism attack.

Fucks sake the opening scene is supposed to be PERFECT. THEN you introduce your shitty bugs and clipping issues after.

>>315581630
right: heres one. endless, sheer agony. your slowly dying of some massive cancer and every molecule of your body is on fire. the drugs dont help. praying dosent help. cold or warm makes no difference. its been 10 years and no ones heard you say a coherent sentence because the pain locks every muscle shut.

but your crazy if you want relief.

>>315581767
Skyrims lore, as in the shit the skyrim introduced or expanded on was pretty average bordering on trash.
Re-used stuff from earlier games was of higher quality

>>315581716
>>315581271
Why is it that the only people who bring up honor are the ones on the losing side?

>thought Skyrim was garbage at release
>wait a few years
>get into modding
>have more fun trying to get a slew of mods to work instead of actually playing the game
>if I ever do get into the game I just turn on sex mods and have a quick fap

I just hope I can have the same experience with FO4 within the next two or so years.

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>>315581767
did someone say skyrim lore!

>>315581221
A lake. A small lake. Okay, a pond.

>>315581630
Every culture under the sun knows the value of sacrifice anon.

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>>315581415
>never really into the whole elf rape thing
>hfw
>mfw

Oh that tickles my funny bone

>>315581723
hard to get that immersion going on when half of the textures don't load.
or flying mamoth.
or horse breaking sound barrier.
so yeah clipping isn't that bad, unless it's ridiculously noticeable.
like npc in walls or sitting in the air next to a chair.

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>>315582028
>>315581767

>>315581897
Well, that is a pretty specific scenario where I would agree with wanting to die. But that ain't got anything to do with the Nords or the jihadists.

>>315582202
more like a swamp. or a cesspool

>>315582085
>wants to live

What a normie

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>>315582242
HAHA TIME FOR ELF

>>315582272
god damn that's some real autism right there

>>315576083
>beating Skyrim

do you even sandbox faggot

>>315579617
I want Power Girl to gag me on her thick cock.

>>315580703
Daedric lords doesn't give fuck about rival, they only want is someone do their bidding

>>315582312
indeed, its about how its incredibly easy to think of a reason why you would want to die. Didnt think it was necessary to relate it to nords when it was already described how dying in battle is actually gaining immortality in their own beliefs. how about a more religious example? a christian is given the choice to fight, or flee to certain death. what does he choose? fight. willingly choosing a path that can only lead to death would be suicide. suicide bars you from heaven. murder is okay in self defense but disliked, and being killed isnt suicide. so a proper christian ( never seen one ) would fight and hope he was killed before he killed. there. wanting to die in battle, thats not insane ( well, being religious as a whole is a different topic for later ).

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>>315582423
>not appreciating DEEPEST LORE

>>315574768

Oh, shit! He was Achilles all along!

>>315582423
Can you actually argue why its bad or are you just going to spout memes and buzzwords?

>>315582779
Guess I'll never be to relate to ''wanting to die for a greater cause'' or ''wanting to die to get to a better place''. Being unreligious sure make some things hard to understand.

I can hear the fedoras being tipped.

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>tfw you only played skyrim for so long because it had a vore mod
feels bad desu senpai

>>315583207
Of course he can't.

>>315582596
Get in line. I want her to gape my asshole.

>>315583207
I never said it was bad.
Even tho they literally raped bloodmoon, i see from the picture alot of words.
not that i don't like books , but the anon may have been trigerred and let his autism do the rest.

>>315583260
deflection, subject change. this is why i specifically mentioned this was about your inability to come up with something a child could of, and not specifically if i agree with the topic or not. i dont give a shit about nords or whatever, what interests me is THIS post
>>315581630
>But maybe you can change my perception on the matter
I just couldnt believe something so simple could be so hard for someone capable of writing words larger then 4 letters.

>>315579617
Because not everyone would buy into that crap completely, be qualified to fight, or want to die so readily. Kind of like real people.

>>315583627
Perceptions are sometimes pretty hard to change. And to be perfectly honest, I'm not the open minded kind of guy, even if sometimes I try to.

>>315583794
oh, good thing that was already pointed out in the original post as the two actions people take

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>>315581581
thank you kind anon

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>>315578859
Obviously the dude used CHIM.

>>315583572
tl;dr version is that Miraak is trying to destroy mundus and become the new god head with Solthsheim as his new mundus, and the earth stones and other major land marks serve as his tower

>>315583942
yeah, well, if your gonna pretend to be part of a culture thats higher and mightier then others, it helps if it actually is.

>>315583572
So hes autistic because he wants to discuss something of his interest?

>>315581084
>SUCH A LUST FOR CHIM

>>315584140
in extreme depth, yeah.
hang on, why are you assuming that this is bad? autistic can just be a description of the level of detail one puts into it. isnt it kinda wrong to assume that every usage of the word must be bad?

>>315582401
Around elves, watch yourselves.

Does anyone have the link to the How to make a Loli in skyrim guide?

Thanks in advance.

>>315584297
Ive never heard anyone here calling anyone else an autist or autistic in a non-offensive way.

>>315584140
no it's not but the way he did it is.
>>315584297
it's not bad but then that mean that every passion somebody has is autism.
either way somebody is real unconfortable with this word.
like look i'm not going to post a thousand line essay of speculation on why the dwemer spaceship went from the north to the middle of the map.

>>315584637

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+make+a+Loli+in+skyrim+guide%3F

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>>315582087
Shit man, you just described exactly what I did.

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>>315577026
wut

>>315584281
>AE GHARTOK PADHOME AE ALTADOON

>>315584743
besides, like, now

>>315582087
literally this. ive got 300 hours into a game and i think ive actually played it 50 hours at most. just hours of collecting mods, tweaking them and then autistically changing all the display images for each one

>>315584743
youmustbenewhere.webp

>>315584820
no, implying something was done autistically does not imply one IS autistic.

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>>315581562

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>>315573852
>Go to Rorikstead
>It's one house
>Go to whiterun
>It's two houses
>Go to Solitude
>It's three houses

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>>315585368
but then who was phone
>temporary autism
fair enough

>>315581338
>had more fucking lore then most religions combined
I know this is hyperbole but it really is nowhere near even one of the major world religions.

>>315582094
But isn't Akatosh Auri-El and in no way Lorkhan?

Where does it say that Akatosh is anyone but Auri-El? (Besides incarnations)

>>315585654
not even temporary. "he lifted the car like hercules" dosent make someone hercules

>>315576932
>>315574768
Lel why are you guys such bitter faggots and whine about the most obscure shit?

>>315586246
Not really the same but you are on the right path. It is more like saying someone "clumsily fell down the stairs" does not mean that person is clumsy, it means they did something clumsy.

Autism is a little different because it is a medical diagnosis but "autistically" could be taken to mean "in the manner of a person with autism."

For your example to match you would have to have said "like someone with autism" instead of "autistically."

>>315586384
It's not the problem, those are symptoms of the problem.

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>>315586246
so a guy sucking sumbody dick doesn't make him gay not even temporary.
even tho he technically is , he isn't , so you're implying that autism is a bad analogy or something.
behaving autistic one time doesn't make you autistic forever but then...
anon where is this going?
who am I?
what is my purpuse?
please clear this up i don't understand anything anymore.

>>315586613
>but "autistically" could be taken to mean "in the manner of a person with autism."
as in, the manner of someone. as in, not actually having it. come on bro, read your definitions.

>>315586864
yes, anon, this is correct. being forced to suck dick, dosent make you gay.

>>315587030
but nobody force you to be autistic

>>315586934
That's exactly what I said you stupid shit.

>>315586625
What is the problem?

>>315587147
so what you said was you agree, that autistically could mean someone without autism
but then you follow it up with how my example is wrong because it does exactly above, which you agreed with. so my examples wrongs because its right.

>>315587325
Bethesda and people who think Bethesda is a godsend. Mainly the people.

>>315587325
Depends from person to person. To me it's how lazy the games look and how the games barely seem to keep it together.

>>315582094
Why didn't he type all of that in one or two posts?

Dumb ass.

What in the Oblivion is THAT?!

>>315588141
IT'S IN THE CLOUDS!

>>315573558

how can you start a thread like this.

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>>315588030
needs pictures anon.

wonderful pictures...

baka desu senpai

>>315588196
>setscale to 0.1
>everyone runs away from a dragonfly

It was funny.

>>315580703
so what happens when the dragonborn dies? Do the Daedric lords fight over his soul?

what an autistic fuck

>>315588242
Is this one of those Nickelodeon teen shows

>>315573558
A-hate city
B-where??
C(unarmed 70) -clap in agreement
D-Glass him

Why doesn't Talso just CHIM the evil Daedra out of existence?

>>315588365
No one knows. It's open season for all the gods and deadric lords or the Dragonborn simply choose where he goes.

>>315588462
>D-Glass him

You run out of glass eventually

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>>315588446
>is this one of those nicelodeon teen shows
>mfw if it was true

>>315581221
as deep as the river Charles
and equally as dirty

>>315573558
Never going to play Skyrim again after 800 hours on different playthroughs with mods. On to Fallout 4.

>>315588864
>never going to play skyrim again
>cept skyrim with guns mod

>>315590085
And Skyrim is just Fallout with swords, which was just Oblivion with guns.

So really, FO4 is just Oblivion all over again.

>>315586384
>the very first thing that players will see in the game, the hook that's supposed to draw you in, first impression
>Bethesda can't even be bothered to script that simple shit properly

>>315590258
pretty much, cept worse. did oblivion ever had massive game breaking bugs in the first 60 seconds?

>>315591271
It probably did.

>>315591271
What game breaking bugs are you talking about?

Also, there was some weird shit that happened in unpatched, day 1 Oblivion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nry7KC_62x8

>>315591646
how about you read the first 5 posts of this thread

>>315576641
holy shit what a fucking retard

15 posts in and i'm out of this shit thread

>>315592989
>>315573756
>>315573852
>>315573928
>>315573972
>>315574101
No seeing any game breaking bugs.

>>315578603
yeah a deflection and subject change sometimes works when your proven wrong

>>315593374
>Restating what I originally said is deflection and subject change

Stay retarded, /v/.

>>315593248
besides, the whole, cart is off the correct path and presumably fucking stuck and unable to continue bug. that might break it. a little. that would, uh, be, the first post.

>>315593498
You're not gonna call anybody retarded after this, right? >>315576641

>>315593635
I'm still going to call you retarded.

>>315593570
>that would, uh, be, the first post.
The first post just says
">>2010"

>>315593913
Wow, so it turns out you're the TWO most retarded posters itt.

Congrats.

>>315576641
nevar 4get

>>315593498
well, what you originally stated was that he was a bad player because he complained about wait times for casting spells. tell me, how do you wait out a spell casting "better"?
or you disregarded your original argument when it was shown to be incorrect, and claimed your entire point was just that he was a bad player...without referring to any of his post as a reason why. you know, shitposting.

>>315593913
the first post has an image. you know when you read a post, it means the post. which includes images and text.

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>>315574101
The huge wave from Interstellar represents a crash to desktop incoming

>>315595428
>water is knee deep
>dark like its 300 feet deep

bravo

>>315574336

Where's here?

>>315596293
Don't tell him anon, he wants to rape you in your sleep.

>>315595758
That depends on the lighting and the composition of the water you FUCKING IDIOT.

>>315585635

This

Either people are always dying and thus corps would be flooding the place, either the game creator's are pure retards.

>>315596403

You make that sound like a negative.

>>315573558
>try and play skyrim again
>after 3 dungeons i'm already bored
>remember the game has no progression, it's exactly the same at 1 or 100
does bethesda even try

>>315573852
He's like 30 and he steals horses. He probably hasn't been one in decades.

>>315596527
I miss Morrowind towns. Ton of residential houses. Even if many of them are generic, just the fact that they are there and you can go inside them is fantastic. When you find some that aren't generic, like the daedra worshippers in Vivec's residential areas, it's a cool sprinkle of depth

>>315596813
i think Bethesda have forgotten how to do scale properly

>>315597494
>mfw no one will never remake Morrowind in this scale

>>315596498
yeah, its a shame they never mentioned any of that in the movie. like...its sterile, devoid of any organic life and is akin to distilled water. or anything.

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>>315597648
oops forgot pic

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YOU PICKED A WRONG TIME TO GET LOST, FRIEND!

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>>315597648
you know, besides skywind. which you can download. right now.

>>315580703
Because that's the way it is in general with Daedric Lords, not to mention that being a champion doesn't actually mean shit on metaphysical scale, it's more of a
>Okay this guy works for me and ima give him shit if he needs it
>>315588365
>>315588569
It's literally whatever Dragonborn himself wants, the same goes for all the people who live on Mundus
You can't actually sell your soul unless you actually bind your soul or fucking rip it out
You can't actually belong to a Daedric prince unless he taints you with Lycanthropy or something
Every mortal or immortal being at that matter has full control over his soul unless he fucking just hands out his soul to someone physically
When a guy goes to Shivering Isles it's because he was a mad fuck that worshiped Sheogorath and he himself thought that he would go to Sheo in afterlife, so when he died and his Animus left his body he just sort of phased to Oblivion

>>315597494
>how to do scale properly
All of TES game maps match up with each other in size perfectly if you align their cells
They are absolutely to scale to each other and to map

>>315573558
Something I've always been confused about....why was Ulfric Stormcloak rounded up with a bunch of thieves and such by the southern border of skyrim?

What was he doing there?
Was it some sort of rebel covert ops mission?
But if that was the case why would they send the leader of the rebellion on such an obviously dangerous mission?
Was getting caught part of his plan?

>>315596527
>>315596813
but that's wrong, Rorikstead had 4 houses in it and like 7 people that lived in it, those seven people were in these 4 households
Rorikstead isn't even a fucking village, it's a small community near Whiterun
I actually think that Skyrims settlements were okay because I have visited a lot of smaller villages (albeit in Ukraine) that have like 10-20 people living in them total and they have like 8 houses max. because most of these fucks are in two or three families

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>>315579617
Then why don't you join the united states military, become a full christian, and die fighting for your country. Then go to heaven have the best fucking time, and fuck hot angels or something?

Wait, why won't you openly beleive me! I'm telling you it's all true!!!

See why not everyone believes now? Because they don't trust those gods.. even though I admit I would be much more religious in the world of tamriel, considering gods actually prove to you that they exist in some form or another.

>>315573558
Honestly, just kek my shit right up senpai

>>315598564
Was reading the skywind FAQ. Why do you need morrowind to play what is essentially a Skyrim complete overhaul mod? Seems like they're just saying that to try and avoid copyright issues.

>>315599180
Stormfag rebellion was still weak before Skyrim main quest begins (it's just that they didn't manage to represent how the rebellion is growing other than the people saying that). So when Ulfric was sneaky travelling with his relatively small band of guards to Darkwater Crossing Tullius with help of his spies located him and captured him, him and couple of other fags near the Darkwater Crossing, including you and that thief.

>>315599379
>just!
>kek!
>I posted it again! Haha!

>>315579617
Bunch of dogshit, sure they believe that they will go to Sovngarde because ooh fighting honorably etc. but afterlife in TES sucks, it literally depends on your subconscious.
If you died and you think that you died in an honorable way you most likely will go to Sovn, if you have doubt you will get fuck all hence why the main companion guy will probably never get shit and why he isn't in Sovn.

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>>315573852

>go to rorikstead
>talk to the head of the village
>mention that it's weird that his village is the only prosperous and safe settlement in the region, implications that magic is being used
>can't follow up on it
>no quest relating to it
>no conclusion

What is even the fucking point then?

>>315599364
Nigger, when a giant golden Dragon comes out of nowhere breathing space/time melting fire at another giant fucking demon faced four armed motherfucker you better believe in Gods.
I mean, do you understand that very existence of Dragons is another proof of Gods because...well Dragons are fucking ADA and they are lesser Gods too.

>>315599714
scrapped quest, there are several of them in Mages Guild too
some of these quests have been restored (because they were almost finished)
go to Nexis and search for that shit
in restored mages guild quest you can get an Altmer waifu

>>315599714
>G-games shouldn't have d-depth!

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>>315599780
Anon.. stop yelling at me and saying hurtful insults.

>>315599858
>Altmer waifu
gross

>>315598564
He was referring to this picture
>>315597729

Also Skywind isn't done last I heard. They were still looking for VA's among other things

>>315599714
console limitations. Just like spears im sorry friend. Have you preordered my game?

>>315599858
Thanks for sharing anon. I'll have to check it out.

Fucking it was 3 quests and your archmage. Also the bards college was shit too.

>>315600023
Stop saying retarded shit and you'll stop getting insults.

>>315575093
this really would make the perfect bethesda game

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>>315599190
But the BIGGEST CITIES IN SKYRIM had like 3 residential houses, 3 shops, 1~2 inns/taverns, 1 special building, 1 purchasable house, a 'palace', MAYBE 1 guildhall, and MAYBE a barracks.

Vivec had 8 cantons. Almost every canton had a plaza which contained noble houses, shops, sometimes guildhalls, special buildings like telvanni temporary housing, pubs/cornerclubs, and such. They had waistworks with 2~5 shops of varying sorts. Canalworks had anything from shops to some random guy living there, to burial chambers/dungeons. Underworks were mostly fluff but some had special things like the dark brotherhood sanctuary, but just the fact that they exist adds some depth to the game world. Several cantons had residential homes along the sides you could enter.

Some cantons had special areas like the library, the temple, halls of wisdom/justice, an arena, barracks, etc.

Multiply the content of one canton by 8 and you have vivec, not to mention some of the neat things not inside like the boats that take you around vivec, the shrines near the temple, the ministry of truth floating above the city.

Oblivion had the Imperial City. Although it wasn't all that fascinating, it was still huge and split off into several sections.

Skyrim gave us Solitude.

Bottom pic obviously not solitude but not my image.

>>315575264
It would never sell to normals. In 2001 it would have passed off as a great idea but the technology limitations and leveling system would make the game bland if not for some sort of story to focus on. In 2006 it may have worked as a passable experiment. Now it will never, ever fly. Not with the massive sales of Skyrim and the facts that the target audience is nonfans, and that Zenijews are now pulling the strings more tightly that the brand become a financial giant.

>>315582272
I couldn't help but notice that picture was numbered. Do you have more you could share from that thread? Shits blowing my mind.

>>315599419
because your using text/images and audio from morrowind. i cant just make a knock off starwars and use luke skywalkers name now can i?

>>315599419
Because they release it for free. It's similar with Tales of the Two Wasteland requires you to have Fallout 3 installed instead just giving it natively in the mod

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>>315603227
Not him but I'll post random TES archive screencaps

>>315573852
DEEPEST LORE

>>315599419
it directly uses morrowinds assets. if you didnt have it installed, the mod would look for insertfilesnamehere and...it wouldnt be there.
copying this and distributing the copyrighted image.file.audio as your own is kinda a no no. this is how it usually works.

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>>315605367
>>315605458
>Bethesda hates fun so now we'll never get anything like this again

>>315605683
Hate all you want, but Todd still stay true to the Lore even in Skyrim unlike Fallout games

Even if it's boring and uninspired

Unlike Colonel Sanders like here >>315605715

>>315588446
>>315588720
what? What show?

In the College of Winterhold questline, why don't those super mages just take the Eye of Magnus straight away instead of waiting for the Thalmor dude to start swinging it around like a wrecking ball?
Why didn't they just teleport in and freeze time while he was fucking shit up?
Why did they have to be so secretive if they knew something really bad was going to happen?
Why don't the wizards talk to the OP psychic seer energy beam dude in the basement more?

>>315599984
>vague, off handed comments equate to depth
Bethesda fans, everyone.

>>315605965
>vague, offhand comments
>the entire story is literally about how dangerous the place is because of magic, and yet this one place is completely immune to it
>for some reason every living being isnt heading towards the only safe place known
>not immersion breaking

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random images

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>>315581562
>this guy

>>315574768
>YOU'RE NOT GONNA KILL ME
>full speed running
>archer hits him with an arrow
>stops instantly and twirls to the ground
>guess the arrow was so precise it freed his hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlFPJVI9-ng

>>315606214
>>315606281
Are there any quest or worldspace mods for Skyrim that are closer to Morrowind style?
Forgotten City seemed close, with how open ended it was

>>315593570
The cart bug happens only if you fuck up your load order or go above a certain amount of FPS.
I haven't encountered a single game breaking bug in a Bethesda game.

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>>315606593
>I haven't encountered a single game breaking bug in a Bethesda game.

https://youtu.be/qlOTNtUvhe8?t=56s

>>315573558
Fucking soulless piece of crap game.

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>>315606593
>there is no bug
>except the bug i just described, the game can break if you go to high fps
>also i knew this but never encountered it

>>315574336
Orsinium?

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so the only good way to get decent magic resist is enchanting?

>>315599714
i read somewhere that you can find daedric artifacts around the town, thus explaining the prosperity
it's still bullshit tho

>>315573852

His big plan was to steal a horse and flee to Hammerfell. You really think that he'd do that if he had a home there or anyone that he cared about?

>>315580902

I just borrowed a console copy for shits when it first hit. Worked at a vidya store and we got a bunch of used copies in from thieves.

>archer not being there happened
>dragon skeletons clanking around and twisting into shit (made it weird since you'd hear them before you saw them)
>beginning ride at game stops and doesn't continue
>doors disappear

It was so unstable I just pretended my shouts were tearing apart reality.

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>>315605715
I love that my skyrim morrowind picture is still posted

>>315593570

What do you mean presumably stuck? I've had the carts bug out to the point where they were flipping the fuck out and actually killed a couple of bystanders and the horse pulling it doesn't give a fuck and goes where it was scripted to.

The entire sequence continued with no problems past when Alduin appears since the carts are removed at that point anyways.

>>315607719

Who took this survey? The Dungeon designs in Oblivion were fucking horrible.

Endless completely identical mostly empty hallways.

My xbox one broke so I'm giving away my games. If anyone wants then just call or text me 912464136five

>>315601629
I understand the limitations of having shit programmers/creation engine being terrible/consoles, but they could, and should, have split the major cities into districts to make them at least as large as the Imperial city.
What a terrible company.

>>315607783
I don't get it

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>>315599858
A Skyrim quests takes like 10 hours to make, why would they scrap it? Did they forget to voice the lines or something/

They could just roll of from the back of the wagon

Nobody was behind them to see it

>>315607783
The more I read about Kirkbride the more he seems like a snooty dickhead.

>>315599190
>that have like 10-20 people living in them total and they have like 8 houses max

What the fuck, man? In Bulgaria wherever more than 20 people live, there is a church, a mayor, a brewery, a shop, a public fountain, often an old library or school from communist times.

I've never seen 5 houses separated from the world, ever, for any reason, and I've traveled a lot.

>>315608239
Genius fuckheads are usually snotty faggots

I wouldn't call Kirkbride genius, just crazy

>>315605683
>haha man i wish we had more game breaking bugs in skyrim that'd make it good

Really, nigger?
I am sure you can create such retarded scenarios in Skyrim, if you were trying. Nobody is trying because the game isnt as immersive.
And no, having more bugs wont make it better. Those stories are FLAWS in Morrowind, not draws to it.

>>315600441

>You and I, we're the only people in Skyrim worth loving- that's what I think.

Taarie is best waifu. Just get that mod that pretties up all the marriageable women.

>>315607727
stuck
stʌk/

past participle of stick2.

How many houses was the swamp city in TW2?

>>315608282
so your saying 20 people can support 5 entire businesses, and profit from that?

>>315579850
what the fuck is a "jihadist"

>>315608683
Are you saying that having a spring that spits out water 24/7 or having a church that gets a priest to visit for funerals and holidays are businesses?

And in the ~20 people village I spent a month living the store was open at all times, you just called out for the family running it to come and sell you shit. A microbus drove into the mountains to deliver stuff twice a week to be sold there and you could order special things, like if you wanted to buy birthday candles, they wouldnt just have them unless you asked.

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Elder Scrolls: Only good for waifus

>>315608576
Not shown: a small label in an ugly font in the top left corner saying "19 fps".

>>315581271
They dont want to die, you imbecile. They know they will, like everybody does, and they have a preferred way of doing so.

>>315608909
I easily get 60 on MGSO running a 4th gen i5 and a GTX 760. It really isn't that hard of a game to run well.

>>315609085
>i easily get graphics like in the image and 60 fps

Yeah, when standing still looking at a wall maybe.
Not when running through a city to go talk to someone.

>>315599667

What? Main companion guy? You mean the Harbinger?

You know you can see him in Sovenguard if you do his quest before the final quest right?

Skyrim as a whole is an interesting premise, with the dullest execution I've ever encountered in games. I generally do like Bethesda's open-ended style of gameplay, but Skyrim has some of the most monotonous writing and execution around. I nearly felt asleep right at the end of the civil war quests because the payoff was dull monotonous voice acting reciting dull and apathetic dialogue. Skyrim literally has no kick to give. It would be leagues better if there felt like there was some kind of passion towards the writing. But then again, this is a Bethesda game after all, and their writing will never receive the proper mainstream media criticism it deserves, which pretty much means that Bethesda will never improve.

>>315609189
its not that they'd never improve

its that they get WORSE

>>315609124
Nope. 60fps outdoors at almost all times. The lowest I've seen it drop is 52. If you have a good modern processor that isn't AMD garbage it isn't too hard to run at a steady frame rate.

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>>315607719
Fix'd

>>315608850
i said 5.
you said church, mayor ( council building ), brewery, a shop and a library or school.

and yes, churchs are considered businesses. you pay them for a wedding.

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>>315609124
Your CPU is EVERYTHING in this game. Towns like Sadrith Mora should give you around 45+ FPS running around. Balmora and Ebonheart, the 2 most demanding places in terms of FPS, can go as low as ~23FPS in the worst cases but usually at least 28fps or so. Wilderness is pretty much always 60+ fps and indoors is pretty much always 150+ fps