What game allows me to beat my fear of giant bugs?

>>312948210
AHHHHHHHHHHH

Fifa.

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What game allows me to beat my fear of large reptiles?

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>>312948339

Earth Defense Forces or some shit like that.

In TES games you can have sex with the bugs

>>312948409
It's defanged so it can't do anything to you.

Pikmin.

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What game allows me to beat my fear of monstrous abductors?

What game allows me to beat my fear of cute anime girls?

What game allows me to get over my fear of women?

>>312948210
TIS-100

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What game allows me to beat my fear of aliens?

EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!! EDF!!

>>312948554

How can it eat now?

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>>312948409
>it comes out of the cage
i wasn't ready.

>>312951413
Tell me, have you ever seen a snake chew?

What game allows me to beat my fear of beats?

What game allows me to beat my lust for puffy assholes?

>>312951619

That's not what I mean.

Venomous snakes don't restrict and need venom to kill prey.

Without it's fangs it will starve.

>>312951413
Are you retarded? Snakes don't use their fangs to fucking chew, they use them to inject venom and proceed to swallow their prey whole. Constrictors only crush and suffocate their prey and then swallow them. Did you go to school?

>>312951806
They probably know Snake-kun is fucked so the faggots taking care of it kill their prey and feed it.

>>312951637
Crypt of Necrodancer

Harvest Moon

>>312951949

Pretty sure most snake species need to actually kill their prey themselves to activate the instincts to eat it, they're not scavengers.

What game allows me to beat my meat to yuri?

>>312950335
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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>>312952142
Well then they'll shove the rat down her throat.
Snake-kun is going to be a cute harmless living bitch whether it likes it or not.

>>312948409
>>312951472
I actually find snakes to be cute. Why do so many people fear them?

>>312949940
星空のバビロン -迫り来るコズミックすけべおねぇさんズ-

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>>312948409
We /snek/ now?

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Wow this board is so dead, why has nobody mentioned Fallout

>>312956448
go away, Todd

>>312952781

Because they are dangerous, sneaky and for some just seem unnatural.

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>>312955760
>that look of betrayal and disbelief

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>>312955760
Birds Are Very Important.

>>312952781
snakes and reptiles in general are not mammals, and are the devil!

>>312956365
That guy is a fucking badass. I almost piss my pants every time one of these things gets near me.

>ctrl+f EDF
>30 results
EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF

>>312957335
patriarchy_trying_to_steal_my_gender_identity.webm

Man I fucking hate croaches
They're the worst insects along wit mosquitos

Does anyone else like it when a fly lands on their hand or arm? The sensation of them walking around on me feels so nice.

>>312948210
The New assassin's creed

Dota 2's Reborn client... Kappa

Bird thread?

>>312952781
Because they can fucking kill you. I mean, I find them cute too, but that question was a bit dumb

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>>312958407
Birds

>>312955760

Literally a cuck

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>>312958719
But birds don't have the institution of marriage

>>312958845

I meant a cuckoo

>>312958845
>sexual selection grants these birds to be beautiful and majestic
>ugly humans breed with ugly humans

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>>312948210
EDF series

>>312949940
You can't. If you're afraid of them it means you've been visited already.

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>>312958845

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birds

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>>312958845

>>312955882
>new overgrowth game play update

>>312957591
>birdsexual peanutgender
Yeah, I'm sure somwhere someone idenfies with this.

>>312959380

i wish i could achieve a final form to make bitches wet

>>312948409
Monster girl quest

>>312948210
I WANT TO HUG HER!

What game allows me to conquer my fear of real life and leave escapism behind

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Crows are best birds

>>312952781
Maybe it has something to do with a lot of them being deadly.

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Post more pets

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>>312960027

>>312959198
This is your home now.

>>312958627
raptors a best birds

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Oh a bird thread, I'll fit right in!

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>bird thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

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Where my /dogs/ at?

More birds.

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:3<

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>>312958421
>they can fucking kill you

A minority can, especially when you live in a place like PA like I do. There are actually only 3 harmful sneks.

>>312960482
It's like pingu!

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>>312960675
How many dogs you want fam

>>312960747
why is this snake so sexy?

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>>312960509

Pikmin. Enjoy your giant spider fights.

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>>312960675

>>312960403
Bird is so cute.

>>312960349
cuuuuuuuuuuute

>>312960482
>>312960403
>>312960946
Why are cockatoos so insane compared to other birds? Why would anyone choose that over a regular parrot?

>>312960509
that's a pretty edgy looking mantis

>>312961031
>Why would anyone choose that over a regular parrot?
because it's cool

>>312958845
>shitposting intensifies

What game allows me to beat my fear of robots?

>>312956365
Delete this!

>>312948409
Monster Hunter?

>>312959250
faggot cat lovers making me watch 20 seconds of shit expecting birds

>>312961031
I was my mom's cockatoos' best friend. They would often climb up my shirt and fall asleep, and never once did they poop on me.

>>312960747
I want to stick plugs inside each of the snake's nose holes!

>Still no news on 4.1 or 2 Vita release dates
>European releases will probably be delayed

God damn it Xseed.

>>312960812
I fucking love shiro

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>>312952781

>>312960349
cmon nigga... thats too cute

Birb owners, what is the best kind of birb to get?

>>312961103
not sure why but I'd assume birds didn't like being touched

>>312961352
Bearded vulture

>>312961352
UtahRaptor

>>312961352
cassowary

>>312959350
Why hasn't there been one of those in like a year

>>312955882

RULES OF NATURE

>>312961352
Depends entirely on your living conditions and level of commitment.

>>312961352
bald eagle to show your love for the greatest country on earth

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>>312961352
Probably a budgie

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>>312961256
Iguanas are great. I wish I was an Iguana.

>>312961352
spitting cobra

>>312961352
Dodo

>>312948210
Resident Evil 3

>>312959198
Fucker didn't wanna go!

>>312961340
What's wrong with this duck?

>>312961557
holy mackerel that looks just like a dineysaur

>>312948210
EDF
/thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RdB0qM3qk

>>312961529
is that a ferret, weasel or an ermine

>>312961208
that's my fetish

>>312961638
>>312961538
was meant for

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>>312961510

>>312948409
Monster Hunter 4 has small snek and big sneks in two different flavors.
3 was all about dinosaurs.

>>312961701
Looks like a stoat

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>>312961701
i think it's a marten

>>312961615
It's is feeling a little LOONy
Haha! Get it?

>>312961615
That's an eagle, dumbass

>>312961769
Post more Freedom

>>312961701
it's a pipe cleaner

>>312961769
Honestly though, eagles looks so fucking vicious and badass, no other bird could fit for America.

>>312961701
Some discombobulated meme animal looks like.

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>>312960675
Meme dog reporting in.

>>312961769
what a grumpy old dad of a bird

"look at these seagull fucking shits."

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Birds are full of good ideas

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>>312960753
>A minority can
Shame that the best looking snake is part of it.

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>>312961510
more baeagle

>>312961040
>What was in those fucking mice

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>>312961879
>>312961918
>imblying

>>312961892
>two meme dogs in one image
>LETTING THEM ON THE FUCKING COUCH

>>312961972
That cat was obviously thrown through that snow

>>312959198
>when yo mom wake yo ass up fo da firs day of skool an u don wanna go

>>312958421
>>312960065
Dogs which actually kill more people each year.
They have black round eyes, no legs, no hair, slither, don't make sound and aren't even good to be pet, so most people fear them because they don't know how to deal with them. Same thing with spiders

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>>312961972
>those fat titties
>that fat ass

>>312961939
Couldn't you get it defanged? I have no idea how the species protects itself, it probably is a bowl of hatred even with his fangs gone.

did I just walk in to a straight up /an/ style thread on /v/?

minus the bit about games, which seems to have been dropped earlier in the thread anyway

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>>312948210

>>312962120
probably. nice ass tho

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>>312961939
Second best

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>>312962225

>>312962225
what are we going to do on the preservation? *pomf*

>>312962225
that made me really uncomfortable

>>312960509
what the fuck did it do to it? Hypnotize it

>>312957335
>three_stooges.webm

>>312962242
That thing looks like a sculpture damn

>>312962225
He's getting all in those Khajiiti Tiitis

>>312962225
please anon, this is a worksafe board

>>312960853
clever girl

>>312958679
PARAKEET FOR SMASH CONFIRMED

THANK YOU BASED SAKURAI

>>312962154
Obviously dogs kill more people a year. How many snakes do you even see in your lifetime? Unless you're living in snake county, probably not many. I have personally seen a snake once if I recall correctly, maybe twice. Outside of a snake exhibit or youtube video that is.

On the other hand, you have to struggle to live in the middle of nowhere alone in order not to come across a couple of dogs a day. Dogs are fucking everywhere. Spiders are too, but they surprisingly reclusive and don't tend to show themselves much. I know a couple of them live in my room. I come across their webs sometimes, seen a few of the fuckers running around too. But it's really rare.

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>>312962431

>>312960301
I can just hear the *PLOMP*

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>>312962225

>>312962370
Tried to look big and intimidating would be my guess. Plus the bright colors to indicate being poisonous, though I have no idea if it really is or not. Spider probably decided there were easier meals to be had elsewhere.

>>312962593
See, dragons always have 4 legs.

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>>312948409
>>312953939
Why are snakes so cute? Like I'm scared as shit of bugs and spiders and shit but even the deadliest and poisonous snakes make me think they're kawaii desu~.

>>312962472
How did they git it to keep its mouth open?

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>>312961972
dat everything

>>312962164
>Couldn't you get it defanged?

There's also the problem that if i get a snek pet, i'll probably handle it like a mammal instead of a reptile.

A shame, bush vipers look so great with those scales and flamboyant colors.

>>312961892
wow

>>312962473
I like how the person holding the camera gets startled too

>>312962569
I thought the spider just fell.

>>312962559
work that robot cock

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This bird looks silly

>>312962472
Jesus armadillos are scary

>>312962669
It's probably got it open cause some fucker's holding it up and it's pissed

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>>312962134

>>312948409
I HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT LIKE I WOULDN'T FIND OUT!

>>312952781
gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>312962225
too bad their tongues are essentially like sandpaper, my cat licks my forehead when im asleep to wake me up and feed her
it hurts like hell after a while

>>312962727
Looks like it's holding bombs

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>>312962690
explain

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>>312962472

>>312952781
Snakes can fuck your shit up and kill you, like some of them have venom with highly acidic properties so it can melt away your flesh. Even a leftover fang that was removed can still carry enough venom in it to kill a man.

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>>312961972
>that body

>>312962472
the inside of that turtles mouth is fucking disgusting

>>312962724
I believe those are jumping spiders so it took off somewhere.

>>312961769
>nigga walking into a white neighborhood

>>312962829
See that bug at the start?
Neuro-toxin. Sprayed into the eyes.

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A very silly bird indeed

>>312959198
jesus christ, it's like my mom trying to get me to take a shower

>>312960509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9F8t39Az4

>>312962690
Did he die?

>>312962829
Snek got run over or stepped on or something and is in its death throes. I think. Poor thing.

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>>312962690
w-what is wrong with snek

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>>312962031
>Not having the camera face front.

>>312963048
That hole was NOT MADE FOR YOU MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>312948409
>pops out of the cage
>suddenly becomes a fucking cobra
How terrifying.

>>312963015
>>312962990
>>312962829

Looks like it's neck was broken.
Probably in it's dying throes. Considering their body is just one big muscle, I think it's just spasming while the brain goes dark, fam.

>2 dogs I had growing up are gone now
>only babby sneks who don't like being friends around here
>only animal companion is the 1 chipmunk who will let me pet it

life sucks

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>>312963113
no pls

>>312963113
Now I'm all itchy.

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Some birds are gigantic assholes

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>>312963143
Shark best girl.

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>>312962225

>>312962838
I wanna pet dat

>>312963113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag

>>312963134
>doki doki

>>312962561
Looks like small asian dragon
>muffled YOOOOO

>>312963134
JUST END IT ALREADY FUCKING POOR THING

>>312952781
a copperhead got in my garage when i was a kid and almost bit me,thats why im afraid of snakes

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>>312963134
jesus christ poor thing what happened to it

>>312963134
1 hp left

>>312962721
He was scaring the hippo, that's why he moved too.

>>312962473
This webm is lacking without sound. The guy's dumb voice and the walrus's surprised snort make it so much better

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>>312963113
my sides
they they started smacking the mom again I lost it

>>312963252
Was probably trying to stand on the turtle tbh

>there has been a gaggle of geese that took over the local park
>not just an ordinary gaggle, there are literally dozens if not, hundreds of them
>they just sit around on the fields all day doing nothing but honking at each other and shitting on the walking paths
>when they actually do get their lazy asses up they fly low, about 7 feet in the air so you think they might hit
>instead of flying off when you walk or jog toward them they waddle aggressively towards you
>used to have a couple different hawks and owls living at the park and numerous smaller bird but the geese have chased them all away

fuckers have soured my opinion on all birds. Forever.

>>312963435
ran over by a bicycle

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>>312948210
Minecraft :^)

>>312963446
can i put my dick in that

>>312951472
how did i not see that door bro

>>312962954
Where is the Deviljho

>>312963134
Never give up.

>>312960027
>implying that nigbird wasn't covering up a crime

>>312963553
It would be extremely pleasurable

>>312963547
I want to fuck that cuttlefish

>>312948409
Don't trigger the /snek/ poster!

>>312959826

That's an Agama, faggot.

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>>312963263
Did someone say shark?

>>312963221
How does that even happen

>>312952475

that word
is my fetish

>>312957335
console_exclusives.webm

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>>312963553
Famous last words.

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>>312948210
>ctrl+f
>no mention of Jet Force Gemini

>>312963547
>/v/ as an animal

>>312963596
for me.

imagine. fucking a pussy with millions upon millions of flagella, all designed to cause maximum pleasure

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>>312962727

>>312963546
Cave Spiders are the worst shit tbh fam

>>312958389
>>312958514
>>312958627
>>312958679
>>312958845
>>312959070
>>312959156
Aw! Look at the boirdies!

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>>312963727
what the fuck are these robotic noises coming out of this bird

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>>312960753

you're right

snakes aren't scary now

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>>312956365
i cant deal with it

>>312963595
Crows are smarter than you

>>312963547
How does that help him get females? dumbass gay fish

>>312958627
Add blush to this bird

>>312962829
>>312962990
>>312963015
>>312963221
You are wrong.

It's having a seizure, it happens when they're extremely dehydrated.

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>>312960747
Please don't sexualize the snek

>>312963883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAcyTXRunY

>>312963926
He can fuck the lady fish right in front of the big male without being noticed

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>>312963727
shit nigga he's shooting his bird laser

>>312963691
rat or throat?
Because the latter is fuckin' fantastic.

>>312963919
You'd have to be pretty smart to cover up crimes

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Thinly veiled pet thread?

>This thread
Women belong in >>>/ck/

>>312963727
[Dubstep joke]

>>312948409
Cute!

>>312963883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ

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>>312960675

best pet

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>>312963981
There's no time to explain.

>>312962727
until it calls it's friend, the deviljho.

>>312963937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ahvd3pdzDE

>>312964127
i'm gonna fuck that sanke

>>312948210
well fallout 4 is coming out in like a month so look foward to that

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>>312963981

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>>312961856
You meant the seagulls right?

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>>312964039
What the fuck, it sound like Jontron.

Is Jon even human?

>>312964315
K I L L A L L G E E S E

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>>312964072
>muh cooking is for women meme
Enjoy not knowing how to cook delicious cakes and pasta dishes at half the cost of awful store-bought kinds you macho-man faggot

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>>312963727
Holy shit

>>312962473
>And this here is our son's room

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>>312964072
>>>/9gag/

>>312964187
Thought it was going to be a penis.

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>>312964315
Fucking ducks.

>>312964187
I wasn't even paying attention, but holy shit.

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Bats tbh

>>312964380
It's edited you dingus. The bird actually makes a WENK sound.

>>312963926
While the larger male is busy trying to mate with him, he stealthily mates with the larger male's female.

I saw the whole sequence. That shit fucking worked.

>>312964187
>3 seconds after being born it's already crawling and trying to cross a gap as big as itself

Man, human babies fucking suck.

>>312964569
the fucking park ranger who showed off bats to the school didn't come to our fucking class

i never got to pet a bat in 3rd grade ;____;

>>312959826
>lizard bout to get in that ass

god i wish i had a pet

>>312964187
>Damn chameleons have weird dicks
>Oh shit it was a turd, that's an unhealthy looking turd
>Wait it's an egg, I get it
>oh what the fuck

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Why haven't you gotten a snake yet, /v/?

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>>312964753
i can't even take care of myself

>>312964753
Because they eat mice, and I'm not about to get a pet that I have to feed a better pet.

>>312956365


this faggot obviously got tricked into handling the wasp
those things have one of the most painful stings among insects

>>312964187
woah thats a weird cat

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>>312962954

>>312964753
My pet of choice has always been rodents, I couldn't handle that

>>312964753
I had one, but >>312964861 happened. I will never own a pet again.

>>312961972
Clearly someone threw the cat for an epic lolz video.

>>312963484
Got a link?

>>312963048
WHY WHY WHY WHY, why would do you this? Was this his hole?

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>>312964831
>that shit version

>>312963113
Nooo! Poor babies! ;_;
Why'd he kill the babies?

>>312964627
that brain tho

>>312958845
ayyyyyyy we want some pussyyyyyyy

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>>312964753
Gotta have perfect tanks, perfect food, and perfect heat for a sneg. I ain't even got enough cash for video games right now.

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Why don't you have a pet pig yet?

>>312964627
Human babies come out of the womb extremely underdeveloped compared to most other sexually reproducing species.

Animals give birth to something that would be analogous to a 2 year old human or maybe even older.

>>312963113
You're making me nervous.

>>312965124
Baby monsters are still monsters

>>312960065
Not really an issue unless you live in fuck-off nowhere. Most snakes in developed countries have venom that acts slow enough that you have time to get to the hospital for anti-venom, also most snakes have viable a anti-venom.
>The most important factor in survival following a severe envenomation is the time elapsed between the bite and treatment. Most deaths occur between six and 48 hours after the bite. If antivenom treatment is given within two hours of the bite, the probability of recovery is greater than 99%.

>>312965205
does your mom count

>>312961692
>>Real life Hydras
Running into free time

>>312964753
Too high maintenance.

>>312965205
because they grow up to be fucking huge

>>312965269
Yea but it kinda sucks to be bitten by a snake. I don't think it's as fun as you're making it out to be.

>>312965205
pigs are only for eating

>>312964390
Let's not stop there
>not knowing how to cook your steak how you like it, for half the price of a steakhouse
>not knowing how to cook all sorts of dishes for full meals that can cost less than $2 a serving
>not being able to impress the fuck out of house guests with delicious ass meals
I count cooking, electronics (repair/assembly/etc), and dank ass memes as my three most useful skills.

>>312959558

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

:^)

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>>312965105
I'll have both of thse saved and there's nothing you can do about it, fag.

>>312965240
Um, they're just spiders, you silly willy.

>>312960359
>heard you talkin shit

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>>312964569
>>312964656
That's your own fault for not making the first move

>>312965405
wouldve been better without that senpai shit, it's overplayed

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>>312959464
start hitting the gym

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>>312965405
DON'T TRUST YANDERES

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>>312964753
Can't afford one, plus my daily routine doesn't really fit sneks into it well

>>312965459
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE SPIDER!

>>312963995
>American nature shows
>constant cuts and stupid editing with a fucking soundtrack playing over the birds singing

for fucks sake