What game allows me to beat my fear of giant bugs?
What game allows me to beat my fear of monstrous abductors?
>it comes out of the cage
i wasn't ready.
Are you retarded? Snakes don't use their fangs to fucking chew, they use them to inject venom and proceed to swallow their prey whole. Constrictors only crush and suffocate their prey and then swallow them. Did you go to school?
Well then they'll shove the rat down her throat.
Snake-kun is going to be a cute harmless living bitch whether it likes it or not.
Wow this board is so dead, why has nobody mentioned Fallout
But birds don't have the institution of marriage
You can't. If you're afraid of them it means you've been visited already.
>they can fucking kill you
A minority can, especially when you live in a place like PA like I do. There are actually only 3 harmful sneks.
Iguanas are great. I wish I was an Iguana.
>A minority can
Shame that the best looking snake is part of it.
Dogs which actually kill more people each year.
They have black round eyes, no legs, no hair, slither, don't make sound and aren't even good to be pet, so most people fear them because they don't know how to deal with them. Same thing with spiders
Obviously dogs kill more people a year. How many snakes do you even see in your lifetime? Unless you're living in snake county, probably not many. I have personally seen a snake once if I recall correctly, maybe twice. Outside of a snake exhibit or youtube video that is.
On the other hand, you have to struggle to live in the middle of nowhere alone in order not to come across a couple of dogs a day. Dogs are fucking everywhere. Spiders are too, but they surprisingly reclusive and don't tend to show themselves much. I know a couple of them live in my room. I come across their webs sometimes, seen a few of the fuckers running around too. But it's really rare.
Tried to look big and intimidating would be my guess. Plus the bright colors to indicate being poisonous, though I have no idea if it really is or not. Spider probably decided there were easier meals to be had elsewhere.
Why are snakes so cute? Like I'm scared as shit of bugs and spiders and shit but even the deadliest and poisonous snakes make me think they're kawaii desu~.
>Couldn't you get it defanged?
There's also the problem that if i get a snek pet, i'll probably handle it like a mammal instead of a reptile.
A shame, bush vipers look so great with those scales and flamboyant colors.
Snakes can fuck your shit up and kill you, like some of them have venom with highly acidic properties so it can melt away your flesh. Even a leftover fang that was removed can still carry enough venom in it to kill a man.
>pops out of the cage
>suddenly becomes a fucking cobra
Looks like it's neck was broken.
Probably in it's dying throes. Considering their body is just one big muscle, I think it's just spasming while the brain goes dark, fam.
jesus christ poor thing what happened to it
they they started smacking the mom again I lost it
>there has been a gaggle of geese that took over the local park
>not just an ordinary gaggle, there are literally dozens if not, hundreds of them
>they just sit around on the fields all day doing nothing but honking at each other and shitting on the walking paths
>when they actually do get their lazy asses up they fly low, about 7 feet in the air so you think they might hit
>instead of flying off when you walk or jog toward them they waddle aggressively towards you
>used to have a couple different hawks and owls living at the park and numerous smaller bird but the geese have chased them all away
fuckers have soured my opinion on all birds. Forever.
>no mention of Jet Force Gemini
what the fuck are these robotic noises coming out of this bird
snakes aren't scary now
There's no time to explain.
What the fuck, it sound like Jontron.
Is Jon even human?
>muh cooking is for women meme
Enjoy not knowing how to cook delicious cakes and pasta dishes at half the cost of awful store-bought kinds you macho-man faggot
i can't even take care of myself
Gotta have perfect tanks, perfect food, and perfect heat for a sneg. I ain't even got enough cash for video games right now.
Human babies come out of the womb extremely underdeveloped compared to most other sexually reproducing species.
Animals give birth to something that would be analogous to a 2 year old human or maybe even older.
Not really an issue unless you live in fuck-off nowhere. Most snakes in developed countries have venom that acts slow enough that you have time to get to the hospital for anti-venom, also most snakes have viable a anti-venom.
>The most important factor in survival following a severe envenomation is the time elapsed between the bite and treatment. Most deaths occur between six and 48 hours after the bite. If antivenom treatment is given within two hours of the bite, the probability of recovery is greater than 99%.
Let's not stop there
>not knowing how to cook your steak how you like it, for half the price of a steakhouse
>not knowing how to cook all sorts of dishes for full meals that can cost less than $2 a serving
>not being able to impress the fuck out of house guests with delicious ass meals
I count cooking, electronics (repair/assembly/etc), and
dank ass memesas my three most useful skills.
I'll have both of thse saved and there's nothing you can do about it, fag.
start hitting the gym
DON'T TRUST YANDERES
Can't afford one, plus my daily routine doesn't really fit sneks into it well
because of our large brains (largest by body mass of all mammals, and birds/small insects only have larger by body mass due to exceptionally low body mass due to exoskeleton/the need to minimize weight for flight) our brains take significantly longer to develop, and women would go absolutely batshit crazy if they gestated for two years.
god those fucking death eyes and death fangs
fuck you for posting this
I wouldn't be so rude, if I were you.
Why wouldn't divers carry swords/spears?
Seems like the perfect underwater weapon to jab some fucked up water shit.
I certainly wouldn't dive in waters without some sort of weapon designed to kill.
If this shit only wasn't poisonous or something
Fuck sneks, and fuck birds. Ferrets da bess.
I fEEL like this thread could be better
Oh area we doing this now?