The age of modding is over.
The time of the orc, has come.
WE AIN'T 'AD NUFFIN BUT ROTTEN INDIES FOR 3 STINKIN YEARS
Why can't we have some exclusives?
Plan it, sell it, shove it down their throats?
What can man do against such reckless shilling
I wish the mods had never come to steam. I wish none of this had happened.
YOU DON'T FEAR MICROTRANSACTIONS... YOU EMBRACE IT.
YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE
YES, BUT NOT OF YOUR POCKET, OF YOUR GAMES.
For the time will soon come when shills will shape the fortunes of all
KEEP QUIET DRONE, OR ELSE YOU'RE WARG FEED
“I will not say, do not mod, for not all mods are an evil.”
COME ON YOU STEAM RATS! GET OFF YOUR FREE MODS !
10/10 thread good job.
Why don't we just take donations?
They have taken the mods, banned the dissenters
shills in the dark, the servers quake with paid content
we cannot get out
You know what they awoke in the darkness of Gaben-Dum.... Greed and Mods.
"What about payment?"
"We've already bought the game."
"The game yes, but what about Mods?"
Very special, that. It's the best mod on all the Store.
"A lament for Gaben."
"What do they say about him?"
"I have not the heart to tell you. For me the grief is still too near."
It need more to make a mod than a piece of shit, valve or an autist such as this.
Soon Master Consolefag, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Master Race. Free online, 60 FPS, fresh mods right off the workshop.
There is some good mods on steam, and it's worth paying for
there is one mod yet on steam who still is free
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a console pleb.
What about side by side with a friend?
Aye. I could do that.
Do you remember the vidya industry?
Folk used to say that there was something in the money that made goys grow greedy... and become jews.
This is no masterrace, its overweight fedora tipper
Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than horsecocks in the deep places of the mod store.
Thank you for reminding me of this video. Haven't had a good laugh like this on /v/ in a while
How the fuck can i remember this movie so well?
Also here some good music:
In a dream, I saw the gaming industry grow dark. But in the Internet, a pale light lingered. A voice was crying, The doom is near at hand, Gaming's Bane is found...Gaming's Bane...
Yes. Well, good enough for Nexus, but we have no mods for paid workshops or... Jewish times.
You did not seriously think that the PC could contend with the will of Gaben? There are none that can.
The way is shut. It was made by those mods who are dead. And the dead mods keep it that way
Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no mods for paid systems and... evil times.
Tell me where are the free mods, for I much desire to download them.
I gave you the chance to mod for me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!
Do not come between the Gaben and his money
Vidya is behind, the crash ahead... And there are many mods to sell. Through the workshop, to the edge of Steam, until the games are all alight... Memes and shilling, cloud saves, the shill Gabe... the... shill... Gabe...
You can't do this to TES modding... We started this community... YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE SACRIFICED?!?!
I have brought preorder dlc, season passes, and paid mods to MY new empire!
How do you patch up the wholes of an old game? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.
YOU ENTITLED KIDS, THIS IS JUST A WAY TO SUPPORT THE MODDERS GROW UP AND PAY PAY PAAAYYY
Well congratulations, you got your paid for mods, now what's the next step of your master plan?
"This looks strangely familiar."
"Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!"
Did I ever tell you about your father Gabe? He made mods sellable, ruining vidya forever.
He was a good friend.
CRASHING THIS STEAM
WITH NO SHUHVIVORS
This is no workshop.
Its a marketplace!
THEY ARE TAKING THE MODS TO PAYWALLGARD
I looked everywhere for the author of Wet and Cold, but the Valve Store found him first.
I don't know how long they tempted him, but through the endless shilling and inane bribery, they discerned two words:
They were once modders. Great makers of mods. Then Gaben the Deciever gave them the Pricetags of Steam. Blinded by their greed, they took the 25% without question, one by one, falling into darkness.
Against the power that has risen on the steam, there is no victory
Is there any hope, Gandalf, for PCs and modding?
There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.
Arise, arise gamers of PeeCee
Drivers shall be updated, games shall be modded, and the exclusives released!
>tfw sitting at my computer imagining all the mods that never would have taken off if this kind of shit was pulled back in the day
>People still support this shit regardless because MUH VALVE AND TOTALBISCUIT SAID ITS OKAY YOU LEECH
Let this be the hour when we draw memes together. Fell mods awake. Now for RAGE, now for ruin, and the golden face. Forth, /v/irgolingas!
I have taken the "FREEDOM" from your "MODS"
Shh..."WET & COLD"
...now only available for $5.99 on the "STEAM WORKSHOP"
I HATE GAMERS!
I am a great magician,
Your mod now costs money!
THE MONETIZATION OF MODS SHALL NEVER HAPPEN, YOU HAVE LOST
NO... NO NO MODDING COMMUNITY WILL DIE
Workshop Station Four-Two-Three, we have spotted Imperial Modders!
Crashing the mod community.... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
YOU CAN NOT BE PAID FOR
I am the servant of the masterrace, wielder of the flame of 60 fps. The dark capitalistic ways will not unveil you flame of jewdume.
Go back to the workshop
YOU SHALL NOT BE PAID FOR
No tomb for fun and mods. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed.
We shall burn, like the ancient victims of EA. Bring wood and oil.
wallets shall be shaken
reputations shall be splintered
a payed day! a dark day!
TRY GETTING FREE MODS AT WORKSHOP NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
whatever happens, stay with me
Fuck, this has got to be the best thread in ages.
Also, best LOTR-theme incoming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgJYNveHOYU
The best part starts at 4:49
Whatever happens, stay with me, I'll look after you.
A pirate day... a red day... and the sun rises! Pirate now... Pirate now... Pirate! Pirate for ruin and the vidyas ending! Death!
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE MY POWER....
to monetize free content for the Big Guy, Gaben
ARISE, ARISE GAMERS OF THE PC!
SHILLS SHALL BE SHAKEN, GREEDY JEWS BE SPLINTERED
A MEME DAY, A RAGE DAY, ERE THE PC GAMING DIES!
RAGE NOW, RAGE NOW! RIDE TO RUIN AND THE PCS ENDING!
First, I want you to go to the Steam Workshop. We will catch them off balance. Do what must be done, Lord Gaben. Do not discount. Show no charity.
Saruman: You have bought many games and saved many mods, Theoden King, and played them afterwards. Can we not trade games as we once did, my old friend? Can we not have peace?
Theoden: We shall have peace... We shall have peace, when you answer for the monetization of the workshop, and the mods that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the gamers whose bodies were sold even as they died against the gates of the Steam, are avenged! When you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own investors...! We shall have peace.
Saruman: Gibbits and investors! DOTA! What do *you* want, Gandalf Greygame? Let me guess. A key to Witcher 3? Or perhaps the keys of all the DLC itself? Along with free downloads of the seven sequels and the mods of the five modmasters?
Oh this is bad, very bad. Your mods are free. The council will not be pleased.
>Give us that, Modder, my love.
>Because it's my platform...and I wants it.
>They cursed us. 'greedy jew', they called us. They cursed us, and drove us away.
>Gaben! Gaben! Gaben!
>And we wept, precious. We wept to be so alone. And we forgot the summer sales, the customer support, the feeling of success. We even forgot our own game. My precious.
I have business with Steam tonight. With modding and pirating
Come, come along my friends
The mods are going to war
Though it is likely we go to our doom
The last march of the mods
BASED VALAR GAVE US THEIR BLESSING
No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of 60fps... nor the sound of free online... nor the touch of mods.
I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see EA... with my waking eyes!
Where there's a mod, there's a way!
Where there's a mod, there's a way!
We don't want to have to pay today!
But the lord of the store says Neigh Neigh Neigh!
We're gonna buy all day all day all daaaaaay!
Where there's a mod there's a way.
" i bring word from anon of /v/
A mutual love for vidya once existed between 4chan and reddit
long ago we played and died together
we come to honour that alliance"
I could help a bit. I could charge money for it!
I could charge money for it...
Share the assets...
YOU CANNOT HIDE
I SEE YOU
THERE IS NO MOD....IN THE WORKSHOP
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO PC GAMES! NOT DESTROY THEM!
Gamers of /v/! Of Reddit! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the mods of Men fail, when we forsake our games and break all sense of value, but it is not this day. An hour of jews and shattered promises when the Age of Mods comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, gamers of the West!
So? You wanna charge them for it and keep 25%?
They're going to the platform beyond free mods. To steam.
They're leaving nexus.
Never to return.
I don't know why - it makes me sad.
>Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Skyrim lover.
>What about side by side with a friend?
>Aye. I could do that.
>soon we will have threads asking where is best to pirate mods
This is the future you chose. Cheap cash-ins, alienation of the fanbase, and low quality modifications.
FIX THE BUGS AND TWEAK THE STATS
DESIGN NEW SWORDS AND MAKE FREE HATS
ENHANCE THE SHADERS AND IMPROVE THE FRAME RATE
THAT'S WHAT VALVE AND BETHESDA HATE
Tell me, 'friend', when did Gaben the wise abandon free mods for madness?
A stab in the back means we're gonna buy!
We're gonna buy all day and night and moooore!
For we are the slaves of the greed lord valve!
So when do we get games for the 2 blue wizards?
For you, Samwise Gamgee, gaming keyboard, made of plastic.
Thank You M'Lady... Have you ran out of those nice free mods?
I had mods. They're sexually coarse, visually irritating, and they get made everywhere.
Now news came to /v/ that Steam was lost and the sons of Skyrim overthrown, and that the sons of Nexus were driven from their lands. Then Anon beheld… the utter ruin of the PC Gaming, and the defeat beyond redress of all their houses; and filled with wrath and despair he mounted upon Autism, his great horse and rode forth alone, and none might restrain him. He passed over Interwebz like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset fled in amaze, thinking that Oromë himself was come: for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar. Thus he came alone to Valve’s gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Gaben to come forth to single combat. And Gaben came.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!? DID I NOT SAY YOU HAD NO PLACE AMONG US?!
I have never been so wrong in my entire life
What orders from gaben my lord? What does the fat guy command?
Gaben seems to have fallen under the same fate his predecessor, kotick. jewsickness they call it. I fear that the credit card information would only make him worse. Perhaps it is best it remains lost.
It is... too late for me, /v/. Emperor Gaben will show you the true nature of the mods. HE is your master now.
AY YA GIT, YE ERE THEY WANT YA TO PAY FOR CUSTEM DAKKA?
Hey mod! merry mod! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! shill along! Fal lal the shillow!
>monetary incentives mean better end products
>The thread reaches it's final stages in which the bait is set and the cesspool may form.
It means you can now lower the standards you idiot, pricing the merchandise doesn't ensure quality, it erodes it.
This has been proven time and time again, saturating the market brings forth the destruction of quality-control.
yup this is just going to be people making hats and that's it.
no more love...just
Juicy and fat, I sit on a hill. When I see cash, I come out and shill.
Who am I?
You are changed, Gaben! The man I met in Valve would never have gone back on his word! Would never have jewed over the loyalty of his fans!
>caring so little about your hobby that you value getting a laugh with shitty bait higher than your entire hobby
So, you came back to die with your free content?
I like you
Goddamn, this fucking thread
hmm... Juicy and fat ... cash, come out and shill...
kotick? no no... not kotick...
Unfortunately, friend, the signs were there. The fortress that opened its' doors to everyone and then started selling various headware to the ignoramuses who have too much coin to spend. The same could be said of the Global Offensive which bled even more fools dry with its' finely colored armaments. Of course, both of these can be safely ignored but this was just a precursor to a greater scheme : the current scene of bedlam that stands before us. Their stupidity of Valvedrones will surely line the coffers of the orcs and their rotund bearded master.
We have only one recourse in this desperate hour. Free the bay and its' founder. Only then can we beat back the horde of imbeciles.
Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack by your modder fleet. Oh yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from Pirate Bay HERE! An entire legion of my best shills awaits them. Ohh, I'm afraid the workshop will be quite operational, when your friends arrive.
DO THIS FOR GONDOR!
TAKE OUR MODS BACK!
I'm not Captain Walker, I'm the guy who keeps Mr. Mod in his pocket.
FORM RANKS YOU APOLOGISTS, FORM RANKS
VALVEDRONES INFRONT AND PAID SHILLS BEHIND
Is that your modsite? You cannot save it from the jewing! It will BURN!
What? The mods quality doesn't rise cause they now make a bit of money. They will make a mod and charge for it whether it's good,bad, or mediocre. Mods don't dissapear because they made no money on it it's a hobby thing.
gaben...? GABEN! WEEEEEEEEEE IT IS GABEN!!!!
Hey! Ho! To the Steam I go.
To play my games and spend my euros.
mods may cost and games may pile,
But there still be many customers to shill.
I didn't think it would end this way
No PC gaming doesn't end here, upgrade is just a another part one we must all take. The game libary of steam rolls back, and all turns into free moderation, and then you see it.
What? Masterrace? See what?
Free mods, and beyond, a far green light libary under a swift summersale.
Well, that isn't so bad
No. No, it isn't